Actually, being a marketable plushie isn't so bad. My info and labor is bought and sold and I myself am a commodity. I myself have always been an object at birth.
I'll take 10. Lmao but seriously, I'll definitely get one. You're one of my favorite RUclipsrs, you and your friends always make my day when I watch a video from you. Thanks for creating this awesome plush it's pretty cool.
So I bought the plushie and I just want people to know that after shipping it costs about $32. And before anyone asks I am more than happy with my purchase
Hey salty! I just got the plushie today and it is FUCKING AWESOME! It came in bigger than expected (that’s what she said) and I really like the quality of it. I like how soft it is, not too soft but not too firm. I hope you’ll be happy to know that I plan to review it on my channel because it so damn cool! -from your biggest fan, stevensvideocollection
0:56 “It’s really good quality-and it’s really fun.” **Saltydkdan’s head falls off** Oh shit! I swear I almost choked on my damn toothpaste because of that! xD
My Saltydkdan plushie arrived in the mail today, and I couldn’t be happier with him! I’m proud to be one of the 835 suckers - I mean - FANS who made this a reality! Now I can put Salty on the shelf next to my ensemble of Undertale plushies, his own personal hell.
At first i thought hey im not gonna buy this plush but the quality advertising these boys made today changed my mind, i tip my cowboy hat to you fellers you just got a customer yee haw
Would you ever consider doing another run of plushes? Maybe like variants or something? I know Shark Robot does plushes sometimes. I had no money during the initial run and I still yearn for this plush 😭
You can buy the plushie here!!
makeship.com/products/saltydkdan
People are like “wait is this real” and yes it is lmao
im too broke for the plush but i can draw fanart for it so just tell me where to send that
Daddy
*_Im commenting this before I watch the video. This bettter have a "dont turn me into marketable plushies" meme_*
It didn't. Shame on you
If I had money I so would
@@nyngaming5744 are you calling salty daddy
He's done it, he's turned himself into a marketable plushie
NOOOOO!!!
Funniest shit ive ever seen
We did it reddit
NOOOOOOO
What video is that from?
Gonna be honest with you all, I’ve never heard about it until now
Same
Same
YOUWHAT
What are you talking a'boot?
HAH?!
“Wait, please don’t turn me into marketable plushies. NOOOOOOOO” -Salty,
2020-2021
Salty was born in 2020? He looks older than that...
A classic.
Actually, being a marketable plushie isn't so bad. My info and labor is bought and sold and I myself am a commodity. I myself have always been an object at birth.
Unimation Egg not exactly what I was implying, but thats ok 👌
@@fancy3969 then what were you implying sir?
why is pasteys front facing sprite so intimidating
It shares the same energy as Phineas facing forward.
0:46
Why does he have yellow teeth
I felt so uncomfortable when Pastey looked to the camera for the first time
He showed his face in the canceling saltydkdan video
Idk if it was the lighting or something but his teeth were yellow as fuck
Yo, you two, I think Studio was talking about when his avatar looked directly at the audience.
He stretched an ad to 10 minutes. True gamer moment
I’m sorry salt boi but my bank account got drained by buying wii wheels
How many do you have?
@@superlagbro192 -1
why did you buy wii wheels
@@hayleynoharmony why did you not buy wii wheels?
Insert depression.
When Pastey was waving around the smol salty, I first thought that he was Derek and that this was a secret face reveal. Darn
Pastey has already showed his face in an older video.
@@Lunko. He meant that he tougth it was Dereck's face
Me too
Into the jar you go saltydkdan plushie
Right between the garfield merch where he belongs
nOOOO
*N O O O O O O O O*
When you think things can't get worse
They get worse
remember not to leave it out next to a radiator
Idea: Make a Minecraft romance novel starring your plushie. The bucks will start rolling like crazy, you might even make a full 2 DOLLARS!!!!!!111!!!!
Woa, 2 whole dolar?
SuperFroakie82 maybe even 2.50?
Best idea ever
If that's 2 dollars USD then he's gonna be rich
I like the attention to detail at 3:45 where the plushie flies in the background
Watching people mess around in Photoshop is one of the funniest forms of entertainment I've ever seen.
Alright that's pretty great
Wait you watch salty?
MDB WATCHES SALTY, I love you man
now I know what you watch during challenge runs >:)
You're right mah dry bread gameplay & streams
Therapist: Forwards Pastey doesn't exist, he can't hurt you
Forwards Pastey: 0:47
Salty: Definitely not an advertisement, AT ALL!!!
Salty has accepted the transformation into marketable plushies
Do not resist
You *WILL* become a marketable plushie
"I kid you not he turned himself into a marketable plushie, funniest shit i've ever seen" - my dad I think?
"Buy my plushie"
*-Salty, for ten minutes straight*
SaltyDonkeyKongDaniel has been imprisoned in a cell of felt and fleece.
I'll take 10.
Lmao but seriously, I'll definitely get one. You're one of my favorite RUclipsrs, you and your friends always make my day when I watch a video from you. Thanks for creating this awesome plush it's pretty cool.
*_NO THANOS IRWIN PLEASE DONT TURN ME INTO A MARKETABLE PLUSHIE AAAAA_*
Front-facing pasty is my sleep paralysis demon.
You kinda advertising this to the equivalent of the apocalypse.
He really turned himself into a marketable plushie, this is a disgrace Mr. DkDan. I expected better 😔
saltydkdan: no dont turn me into a marketable plushie please noooo
All of the comments are just “please don’t turn me into a marketable plushie”
The fact that this is a 10 minute ad about the Salty is amazing.
Still better than a 10 minute clickbait video because at least this is worth my time and is funny.
Genuinely that is really cute, might buy one
So I bought the plushie and I just want people to know that after shipping it costs about $32. And before anyone asks I am more than happy with my purchase
Me: Dang i didn't buy the dougdoug plushie now I'm sad
Salty: its okay my child here's me as a plushie
6:29 That has the quality of like a Roblox ad, it’s perfect
You're right, that is a cool plushie.
Too bad I'm broke.
“Salty with no head!”
*This can go 2 ways..*
Honestly, this plushie doesn’t appeal to me but I would spend all of my life savings on a Gerber plushie.
Stolen from me
9:23 that crucified salty got me lmao
I want a plushie
Salty: *breathes*
Me:
*i will*
*tAkE yOuR eNtIrE sToCk*
I purchased one that year, when I get upset or angry I kick it around like a football it's very calming
Ah yes, a 10 minute ad, my favorite
"WE SHOULD APPEAL TO THE ALT RIGHT!!!"
-Satlydkdan 7/17/2020
Why is an ad the most entertaining thing I've seen all week?
Wow, thank you salty.
Now i can finally finish my youtuber plushie w/ jar collection
I was expecting Megalovania when Salty was at the keyboard
I’m so happy to see Grubber return. He adds so much more to the insanity of this channel. Also I would buy the plushy but me broke 20 year old
A new upload a day early? You're spoiling us Salty
I've never laughed so hard at an advertisement
Hey salty! I just got the plushie today and it is FUCKING AWESOME! It came in bigger than expected (that’s what she said) and I really like the quality of it. I like how soft it is, not too soft but not too firm. I hope you’ll be happy to know that I plan to review it on my channel because it so damn cool!
-from your biggest fan, stevensvideocollection
PLEASE BEING THIS BACK I NEED ONE TO GO WITH MY LIMITED 3D GRAPHICS SHIRT
0:56 “It’s really good quality-and it’s really fun.” **Saltydkdan’s head falls off** Oh shit!
I swear I almost choked on my damn toothpaste because of that! xD
Why were you drinking toothpaste?
@@sonzillamariocraft Oh damn, I forgot I made this. I was brushing my teeth while watching this. :b
If I buy it I'll immediately kick it into the next room
I will punt you into oblivion, Salty
Nothing scares me more then front facing Pasty
That piano song brings back memories. Dam
My Therapist: "Dont worry, front-facing Pastey doesnt exist, he cannot hurt you."
*Front Facing Pastey:* 0:47
Ordered my Saltydkdan plushie this afternoon! Can’t wait to sit him on my shelf next to my plushie of Sans from Undertale, uniting them at last. 💀
Gotta be real with you chief, this is the only ad I ever saw that made me want to buy the product
Saltydkdan: please...don’t turn me into marketable plushie... *NO*
Salty: “No Gerber don’t turn me into marketable plushies!”
Salty: “GERBER!”
Actually, being a marketable plushie is fine. I don't fucking care anymore.
I know it’s been 9 months since this went up but no joke I would buy shit from RUclips channels more if they were advertised like this
I hate being a late saltydkdan fan, I never got this plushie.
same :(
Pasty has the fucking scariest teeth
Wa..
Name is pastey
Has jagged teeth
OH MY GOD PASTY IS A VAMPIRE
I like the fact that riku is suddenly there and you just never explain it
Fun fact, Gibby from iCarly came to my sophomore homecoming for some reason to be a DJ and he got mad at everyone for yelling Gibby
My jars have waited for this moment. Fr tho if these are successful I'd love to see Gerber/Pastey plushies too one day.
Wow I'm glad I discover mr salt had made a plush in time before they sold out I will go ahead and proceed to purchase my own salty Daniel K plush
first guy ever making a funny video about his marketable plush
Salty: please Salty dont turn yourself into a markable plushie
3:13 Is the best hit single since Straight Blanchin' by Lil Big Dawggg
3:45 gotta love the little detail of the plushie crashing to the ground in the background
This has been out for like an hour and already 100 people have bought this. How.
My Saltydkdan plushie arrived in the mail today, and I couldn’t be happier with him! I’m proud to be one of the 835 suckers - I mean - FANS who made this a reality!
Now I can put Salty on the shelf next to my ensemble of Undertale plushies, his own personal hell.
Was not expecting the funny cartoons to threaten us by staring us in the eyes
*He turned himself into a plushy, funniest shit ive ever seen*
This is the only commercial that I truly fuck with
he will go by my unfortunate collection of sonic plushes from when I was ten.
At first i thought hey im not gonna buy this plush but the quality advertising these boys made today changed my mind, i tip my cowboy hat to you fellers you just got a customer yee haw
I swear to god anything this mans releases is pure gold, doesn't matter what it is.
This is probably the most high-quality salty DK Dan video
probably the best video for advertising merch ever
Honestly this is the best type of ad
Finally I will have something to replace my sasuke uchiha anime pillow- I mean- uhh, this is awesome!!
makeshift has turned salty into marketable figure
salty no, please don’t fuel my plushie addiction
1:10
They also ask "Why Salty got no head?".
But the never ask "Does Salty diverse head?".
An entire video which is just one big advertisement, normally I'd be mad but this is somehow great
I have not laughed harder in my life, thank you fot such high quality content
my dog killed the plush
Love how it ends before my new job starts -.-
Would you ever consider doing another run of plushes? Maybe like variants or something? I know Shark Robot does plushes sometimes. I had no money during the initial run and I still yearn for this plush 😭
I swear Salty is the extrovert version of Noodle and I love it
The president would be so proud to get questions about the saltydkdan plushy
The only 10 minute ad I've enjoyed
You need to show people how durable and useful it is then they'll buy it
like use it to cook and stuff
you know it’s serious when pastey faces forward
This is the only good advertisement video I've ever watched
This feels like an episode of the best cartoon of all time
That moment when you make advertisments funny
No, Pastey! Please don’t turn me into a marketable plushie!
I just now watched this video and now I want one. Now that they are sold out. Im in pain
I was brainstorming as to who should get a makeship plush like 2 weeks ago and you were one of my most wanted lmao
now THIS is what I call content marketing
Ight, y’all got me. Imma bug my ma tomorrow to get one for my birthday in a month. (I’m actually excited for this I love these videos)