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  • Опубликовано: 13 дек 2024

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  • @jewel9797
    @jewel9797 6 месяцев назад +1008

    78k for a suburban is the real joke here

    • @bleedcubieblue
      @bleedcubieblue 6 месяцев назад +8

      I payed 13 for 1

    • @stdeezpreez5025
      @stdeezpreez5025 6 месяцев назад +19

      GMC is still pricey as hell for the same shit you get with a Chevy basically lol. Just get a Tahoe.

    • @Barrett_Fodder
      @Barrett_Fodder 6 месяцев назад +9

      For real. I've seen used for 20k more than that.

    • @marvinjacobs2955
      @marvinjacobs2955 5 месяцев назад

      Good work ,I love it ,hope it goes viral ! ! !

    • @jamesbennett5189
      @jamesbennett5189 5 месяцев назад +26

      I work at a GM dealership in Canada a Suburban is over$100k
      Thanks Trudeau

  • @tigerfaust
    @tigerfaust 6 месяцев назад +1048

    In reality the dealer would say "No money? No credit? It's yours!" And repo it in three months.

    • @WilliamHollinger2019
      @WilliamHollinger2019 6 месяцев назад +10

      Yeah

    • @Tential1
      @Tential1 6 месяцев назад +37

      Ya, i have money but no "big ticket" credit. I have a 750+ credit score, but I've never financed a car. So I can't finance a car... It's the most idiotic catch 22. I have to pay junk interest rates first.

    • @tigerfaust
      @tigerfaust 6 месяцев назад +11

      ​@@Tential1 I hear ya. I've always played the credit game, but in truth a lot of banks and credit unions don't look at your score for approval. They look at debt to income ratio and bad payment history.
      The rates are bad. Everywhere. If you got 0% financing through the dealer--You overpaid. It's just a bad time to buy or sell anything.

    • @lukemeck
      @lukemeck 6 месяцев назад +4

      It's amazing how fast the government and insurances kick in for the deals when that happens

    • @marcuslinton310
      @marcuslinton310 6 месяцев назад +6

      And that's the dealers fault how? They are there to sell you a vehicle, not be your mommy!

  • @raymond_sycamore
    @raymond_sycamore 6 месяцев назад +348

    When Bank Account just laughs at the truck price, I felt that in bones.

  • @ditherdather
    @ditherdather 6 месяцев назад +343

    I watched a video yesterday with all these people that had $1k to $1.5k car payments and they said it like it was completely normal. That's insane. My car payment is $440 and I feel wildly irrisponsible for having to finance anything in the first place.

    • @TehButterflyEffect
      @TehButterflyEffect 6 месяцев назад +23

      Pay it off faster if you can. You get screwed by the interest.

    • @franciscoobregon1644
      @franciscoobregon1644 5 месяцев назад +1

      😭😭😭

    • @ditherdather
      @ditherdather 5 месяцев назад +23

      @@TehButterflyEffect That was my original plan until 9 months after I bought it, when my ex made the unilateral decision to send our daughter to a private high school and showcased me a $33k tuition bill. I'm not broke, but I don't have nearly as much disposable income to heap on top of my base car payment now.

    • @stephenasmith273
      @stephenasmith273 5 месяцев назад

      @@ditherdathercollege is a scam, look at the amount of graduates every year today vs 20 years ago. Absurdly saturated market, unless your daughter is going to be a nurse/lawyer or dr. that private school isn’t worth it- someone who went to an expensive private school just to get out of college and make 50k a year working lol.

    • @megazombiekiller9000
      @megazombiekiller9000 5 месяцев назад +7

      Don’t feel bad about financing. Anything less than like 7% and you’re better off just investing your cash instead of rushing to pay it off. It’s weird, but you’ll have more money overall if you do that because of the time value of money.
      Edit: only as long as you are responsibly financing of course. No need to spend money you don’t need to spend, but if interest is lower than returns elsewhere then may as well use someone else’s money. It’s how the finance sector works after all.

  • @ryanalexander984
    @ryanalexander984 6 месяцев назад +458

    I don’t know how these salesman can even say the prices with straight faces. $60k for a Tahoe, or expedition. $45k for a used Tahoe. $100k for Jeep grand wagoneers. Ridiculous. What kind of idiot buys a used Jeep for $90k. What a joke.

    • @StefanMoIyneux
      @StefanMoIyneux 6 месяцев назад +36

      cant forget the dodge rams they cant sell with a two year inventory. ive even seen some f350s go for $130k (with added mods) at a dealership

    • @jonathonruple3297
      @jonathonruple3297 6 месяцев назад +13

      Heck the nicer F250s w/diesel your looking at 80thou which is friggin ridiculous

    • @ryanalexander984
      @ryanalexander984 6 месяцев назад +20

      @@StefanMoIyneux even with 50% down your still financing like $70k. Who can do that? What does that math work out to? 96 month term at 6%, $1000.00 a month? Something like that. Wow

    • @StefanMoIyneux
      @StefanMoIyneux 6 месяцев назад

      @@ryanalexander984 There's a couple shorts on here where people ask dealership employees what they pay a month and most are near close to $1k. fleet sales (write offs for buyer) or personal business write offs are probably the majority of new buyers now. used car market prices are what dealership prices used to be

    • @TheUrantia001
      @TheUrantia001 6 месяцев назад +5

      life is a joke , so much so that it makes the joker look like a sincere, upstanding statesman...the good o'ne eye(mon-eye)...mon/mono = one...and whats on the dollar bill?

  • @mallardcutter7209
    @mallardcutter7209 6 месяцев назад +215

    The amount of editing that goes into these videos is insane !! We appreciate you Marshall !!

    • @sswans9664
      @sswans9664 6 месяцев назад +4

      He's brilliant.

    • @Boobtube.
      @Boobtube. 6 месяцев назад

      I was thinking same thing. Curious if he does all the parts in 1 shirt and than changes shirts for the next one, or is he constantly changing shirts back and forth as he does things in order.

  • @alexandsimba
    @alexandsimba 6 месяцев назад +94

    Literally me with a Toyota Highlander.
    Dealer: We are losing money by selling you this vehicle for this price.
    Mechanic: You got robbed. They should have given you the car for free as the thing is running on hope and dreams.

    • @josephhawkins5750
      @josephhawkins5750 6 месяцев назад +4

      What’s wrong with it ? I thought Toyota was a good bet no matter what. I’ve never had one but how could 100 million people be wrong

    • @bradleysimpson9819
      @bradleysimpson9819 6 месяцев назад +16

      ​@@josephhawkins5750If the original owner beat the crap out of it and never did any maintenance, it's going to be a turd.

    • @TehButterflyEffect
      @TehButterflyEffect 6 месяцев назад

      @@josephhawkins5750 Toyota is never going to be a good bet. They are overpriced, overhyped, and cost a lot of money to keep maintained. They are VERY good at marketing their vehicles, which is why everyone falsely believes they make the best cars in the world.

    • @SovietRobot69
      @SovietRobot69 5 месяцев назад +3

      @@bradleysimpson9819that’s true for any vehicle… the question is, assuming a brand new vehicle properly maintained, what’s wrong with it?

    • @bullitthead7853
      @bullitthead7853 5 месяцев назад +4

      @@josephhawkins5750 Any brand turns to crap if it isn't maintained well. Definitely not a "no matter what" situation.

  • @FrankBullitt390
    @FrankBullitt390 6 месяцев назад +109

    The running joke at Dodge dealerships about the 392 chargers and challengers is thats what the credit score is of the guy trying to buy it

    • @steve8803
      @steve8803 5 месяцев назад +10

      Yep, ghetto cars

    • @vittoriovuocolo2438
      @vittoriovuocolo2438 5 месяцев назад

      My wife has a scatpack challenger .she is far from ghetto but she is the exception. Retired army.21 years.​@@steve8803

    • @bennym1956
      @bennym1956 5 месяцев назад +2

      @@steve8803 As seen on YT Arkansas State Police chases. ! And Ga State Patrol chases. ! They don't play ! California State Patrol chases are from 45 mph to 120 mph and take 4-5 hours !! lolol

    • @spazzypengin
      @spazzypengin 2 месяца назад +1

      @@steve8803 Nah man, cops is jus raycis against the drivers.

    • @WilliamDiaz-p2h
      @WilliamDiaz-p2h 2 месяца назад +1

      from my understanding the chargers are really well made cars and could last a long time but the people that buy them just shred them to pieces before 100k miles, leading most of the used ones to be very POS but if you actually buy one brand new and take care of it and dont treat it badly they can last a really long time.

  • @donaldreno7370
    @donaldreno7370 6 месяцев назад +183

    I'd rather have the Tempo, than a $78,000 vehicle.

    • @hunkeringdownwithlanny3900
      @hunkeringdownwithlanny3900 6 месяцев назад +11

      I think I buy a bike and take public transit. 😂

    • @benjamindbarr
      @benjamindbarr 6 месяцев назад +14

      That tempo will probably cost 78k with most buy here pay here schemes.

    • @Dan-ger82
      @Dan-ger82 6 месяцев назад +9

      My first car was a Tempo. I drove it until it was falling apart and sold it to some crackhead for 500 bucks.

    • @donaldreno7370
      @donaldreno7370 6 месяцев назад +8

      @@Dan-ger82 I had a 1994 model. It was a great car and i got 224,000 miles out of it. Did very well on the highway.

    • @NaruSanavai
      @NaruSanavai 6 месяцев назад +7

      @@hunkeringdownwithlanny3900 This is the USA - _what public transit?_

  • @Jake-479
    @Jake-479 6 месяцев назад +233

    A new vehicle is probably one of the biggest rip offs in this country

    • @franciscoobregon1644
      @franciscoobregon1644 5 месяцев назад +5

      Buy a used one and stop crying 😊

    • @Flowmaster925
      @Flowmaster925 5 месяцев назад +32

      bigger rip off is buying a used truck with 80k miles for 40k

    • @madjackgamingandfitness498
      @madjackgamingandfitness498 5 месяцев назад +1

      It was the go to for when your old car had transmission and engine failure. 5k for this 2k for that. Time for a new vehicle. Now it’s run to the junkyard and hope to find a working one.

    • @stocksxbondage
      @stocksxbondage 5 месяцев назад

      @@franciscoobregon1644someone’s gotta be the sucker to buy it new first. And when people stop doing that, used car prices jump like they did in 2020 due to low new car production. We need affordable new cars, so that we can have even cheaper used cars

    • @Randze
      @Randze 5 месяцев назад +5

      It's almost impossible in today's car market, there's virtually no actual private sellers anymore they're almost all dealers or flippers

  • @Dallas-Rife-UDX-347-Tennessee
    @Dallas-Rife-UDX-347-Tennessee 6 месяцев назад +58

    It’s got the 4-60 AC
    Roll down all 4 windows and do 60 mph 🤣🤣

  • @jasonpelzel8836
    @jasonpelzel8836 6 месяцев назад +29

    "Can you put this man in anything? About 300 bucks" SENT me 😂😂💀💀💀

    • @Sticks1680
      @Sticks1680 17 дней назад

      Whered it send you?

  • @bskellern90
    @bskellern90 6 месяцев назад +57

    This reminds of Hank Hill getting a good deal paying sticker price and not a penny more.

  • @MF_Reinhold
    @MF_Reinhold 6 месяцев назад +32

    I lost it when he said the key's in it, I'm gonna stay right here 🤣🤣🤣☠️☠️☠️

    • @garytumbleweed411
      @garytumbleweed411 5 месяцев назад +2

      The salesman would go with you for a test drive , but its too hot & the ac dont work !!!

    • @SelfHatingLionsFan
      @SelfHatingLionsFan 4 месяца назад

      Looking for this comment.....they left the keys in that bitch lol

  • @bkboii24
    @bkboii24 6 месяцев назад +82

    Sheriff in the back ready to arrest for window shopping 🤣

    • @scottmcmichael319
      @scottmcmichael319 5 месяцев назад

      lol bro I’ve watched this 19 times and I haven’t seen the sheriff yet lol am I over looking it ?

    • @mezmerizer0266
      @mezmerizer0266 5 месяцев назад +1

      I was at that part exactly as I read this post. The timing is incredible.

  • @herbtapp3031
    @herbtapp3031 6 месяцев назад +119

    $200 every two weeks and $75.00 in repairs every other day. LOL!

    • @robertgt1858
      @robertgt1858 6 месяцев назад +8

      I thought the total price was $200.😀

    • @herbtapp3031
      @herbtapp3031 6 месяцев назад

      @@robertgt1858 That new financing at the car lot. Figures don't lie but liars' figure. 😃

    • @herbtapp3031
      @herbtapp3031 6 месяцев назад

      @@robertgt1858 Extra $25.00 a week and the car lot mechanic will "fix" any problems, it is guaranteed to run 2 hours out of 48.

    • @herbtapp3031
      @herbtapp3031 6 месяцев назад

      @@robertgt1858 The interest rate was 200% Compounded hourly.

    • @TehButterflyEffect
      @TehButterflyEffect 6 месяцев назад

      @@robertgt1858 It's not worth more than that. Those things are the biggest pile of crap.

  • @WhoDattBee-n5o
    @WhoDattBee-n5o 6 месяцев назад +104

    Hell naw he's spitting lines from the 504 boys.

    • @gerbilETH
      @gerbilETH 6 месяцев назад

      😉

    • @schattenlaufer2191
      @schattenlaufer2191 6 месяцев назад +2

      What is 504 boys?

    • @th3R0b0t
      @th3R0b0t 6 месяцев назад +7

      @@schattenlaufer2191 old old 90s rap from New Orleans (I'll say the song in particular is from 2000, but that was from the "debut" album. They had other tracks released prior to 2000 tho. Features with other artists in the late 90s)

    • @WhoDattBee-n5o
      @WhoDattBee-n5o 6 месяцев назад +2

      Master P's old rap group.

    • @Saltinator
      @Saltinator 4 месяца назад +1

      Wobble wobble

  • @maverickracer442
    @maverickracer442 6 месяцев назад +13

    Reminds me of going to the Chevy dealer with my friend YEARS ago... must have been somewhere around 06 or 07... He was asking the salesman about the prices of a base model Cobalt, an estimate on what payments would be, etc., and he realized it was out of his budget (we were both young and broke at the time 😂 ). He told the salesman he couldn't afford it. Meanwhile I was checking out the new Corvette they had on the showroom floor. My friend got the salesman's attention again and asked "What about this Corvette? How much could I get it for?" The salesman just laughed in his face and walked away 😂

  • @kainsarafan8190
    @kainsarafan8190 6 месяцев назад +77

    Cold AC if repaired every car I own😂😂😂

    • @HeavyJay1421
      @HeavyJay1421 6 месяцев назад +10

      Texas ac, roll the window down drive faster

    • @bennym1956
      @bennym1956 5 месяцев назад

      @@HeavyJay1421 Only way to stay cool in Texas cause they ain't got power !! Every year !

  • @LORDAKIRA818
    @LORDAKIRA818 5 месяцев назад +8

    Been car shopping, after 17 years of having a great car, and I felt this video hard. Prices are way out of control!

  • @AlBenoit-ps4dn
    @AlBenoit-ps4dn 2 месяца назад

    I freaking laughed out loud! This was great! Credit guy was out of line singing 504 Boyz! 😂 Clever AF!

  • @BurtonMotorFreight
    @BurtonMotorFreight 6 месяцев назад +26

    504 boyz😂😅🤣. You the funniest man on the internet 💯

  • @raygarcia8990
    @raygarcia8990 6 месяцев назад +17

    This hit home too hard. Ram just took a dump still owe on it lol still hilarious the look on their face when they check your credit

    • @savegas2008
      @savegas2008 6 месяцев назад +1

      I know someone who just bought a new ram. diesel. Maybe about 1 yr ago. What happened to yours?

    • @TehButterflyEffect
      @TehButterflyEffect 6 месяцев назад +1

      @@jorgejiminez-rk1uu You're not kidding. My wife had 900 credit and missed a payment because our bank got bought and they cancelled all the autopayments. ONE missed payment took her credit down below 300. Absolute GARBAGE. 20 years without missing a single payment.

    • @HanzDeez
      @HanzDeez 6 месяцев назад +2

      ⁠@@TehButterflyEffect850 is the highest that scale goes up too btw.

    • @michaelbloom5342
      @michaelbloom5342 5 месяцев назад +2

      Learn from your mistake. NEVER finance a depreciating liability ever again. If you can't pay cash for it, you can't afford it.

    • @SovietRobot69
      @SovietRobot69 5 месяцев назад +8

      @@TehButterflyEffectI’ll take “things that never happened” for 200

  • @donttreadonmemes
    @donttreadonmemes 5 месяцев назад +22

    "AC is a luxury you dont need" I felt that.

  • @IOSARBX
    @IOSARBX 6 месяцев назад +16

    Marshall Patrick, amazing content you deserve more subscribers

  • @bkboii24
    @bkboii24 6 месяцев назад +16

    Lmfao an entire skit about me 🤣🤣

  • @dyates6380
    @dyates6380 4 месяца назад +2

    I can't BELIEVE how funny this dude is!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! The "bank account" laughing at him!!!!!! 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂!

  • @TexasNationalist1836
    @TexasNationalist1836 6 месяцев назад +33

    Wonder how many shirts he has that just say things like bank account guvment Taxes and bills

    • @johndong7524
      @johndong7524 6 месяцев назад +2

      Maybe he just prints the letters and sticks them on the shirts.

    • @TexasNationalist1836
      @TexasNationalist1836 6 месяцев назад

      @@johndong7524 LAME REALITY

    • @sswans9664
      @sswans9664 6 месяцев назад

      ​@@johndong7524😂

    • @jetah50
      @jetah50 5 месяцев назад +1

      Velcro letters!

  • @BIGMONEY1928
    @BIGMONEY1928 4 месяца назад +1

    Thank You for making me laugh. Absolutely hilarious and creative , keep them coming 💨💨💨

  • @rabbiswhy
    @rabbiswhy 6 месяцев назад +35

    ☠️🤣504 put some respect...

  • @angrymnky
    @angrymnky 6 месяцев назад +14

    i can attest to this happening every day at basically every dealership

  • @ManeLove888
    @ManeLove888 2 месяца назад +1

    Oh my goodness this is sadly truth that hurts. But hilarious at the same time 😂

  • @skytigress
    @skytigress 2 месяца назад +1

    I lost it at the Ford Tempo cameo, what a obscure car to reveal 😆

  • @411sponge72
    @411sponge72 5 месяцев назад +2

    I really needed this this morning! Thanks for the laugh!!

  • @UnknownNev
    @UnknownNev 5 месяцев назад +1

    I never would’ve guessed I would hear a 504 Boyz “I Can Tell” reference on this channel. 😂

  • @ANDREW23667
    @ANDREW23667 6 месяцев назад +10

    Dude you put so much effort into your videos I love that about this channel keep up the good work Marshall!!!!🎉

  • @williamalexander3971
    @williamalexander3971 6 месяцев назад +9

    LMAO bro the 504 song! And cold AC if repaired!

  • @jadfaris4119
    @jadfaris4119 6 месяцев назад +26

    The 504 boys, clever big G.

  • @aurorathekitty7854
    @aurorathekitty7854 5 месяцев назад +26

    I paid cash for every car I have. I might not be fancy living but at least I don't have any debt.

    • @ericlewis6655
      @ericlewis6655 5 месяцев назад +1

      we’re all super proud of you. pro tip; not all debt is bad debt.

    • @heartsoulstrengthtraining
      @heartsoulstrengthtraining 5 месяцев назад +4

      Me too. It’s a good feeling to know it’s paid off.

    • @manchesterexplorer8519
      @manchesterexplorer8519 4 месяца назад +1

      Same here , at 48 years old , I have 0 debt and own everything I want or need which was purchased with cash . The result is a stress free lifestyle.

    • @zeusdarkgod7727
      @zeusdarkgod7727 4 месяца назад

      ​@@ericlewis6655is sure is, you were just sold a lie.

    • @zeusdarkgod7727
      @zeusdarkgod7727 4 месяца назад +2

      ​@@manchesterexplorer8519same! Just shy of 40 and can say the same.
      "Definition of an American is someone that buys things they don't need, with money they don't have, to impress people they don't like"
      My old HS teacher told me that and I have lived by those words.

  • @cloverfak21
    @cloverfak21 6 месяцев назад +11

    I literally had a 98 Ford Contour that would be empty at 1/4 of a tank. It also broke down every other week.

    • @bullitthead7853
      @bullitthead7853 5 месяцев назад

      I was a Ford tech back when the Contour replaced the Tempo. The Tempo was the better car.

  • @kimberlyfrey8740
    @kimberlyfrey8740 6 месяцев назад +45

    Literally my bank account and credit when i want anything let alone a new car. This is why im still driving my 1997 Ford Mustang which is now an antique.

    • @kimberlyfrey8740
      @kimberlyfrey8740 6 месяцев назад +1

      What’s AC? I haven’t ever had it that worked in any car ever. Had a tempo at one point and overheating is on point! Lol

    • @seymourbutts3716
      @seymourbutts3716 6 месяцев назад

      I'm driving a 1993 F-150 😁 and a 2020 Corolla 😁 and a 2022 Can Am Ryker 900 Sport 😁 and on nice weather days, a RadRover5 E-bike 😁. Let me take you for a ride Kimberly 😁

    • @IDT69
      @IDT69 6 месяцев назад +2

      An antique is over 30…

    • @rodericklusk1317
      @rodericklusk1317 6 месяцев назад

      25 years ​@@IDT69

    • @labelskater613
      @labelskater613 6 месяцев назад +2

      94 f150 here. Easy maintenance and low insurance haha

  • @jkcarter436
    @jkcarter436 6 месяцев назад +1

    This man is funny, but from manners, to sensible credit and dealing with people in the workplace he’s also teaching.
    I subscribed after watching one video, keep up the good work sir.

  • @aluisious
    @aluisious 3 месяца назад +3

    Honestly, I never even heard of "buy here pay here" until this.

  • @whatareuduing
    @whatareuduing 24 дня назад +1

    I was thinking about that white Nova in the showroom.

  • @n721sw
    @n721sw 5 месяцев назад +1

    Very well done sir! A lot of planning involved! Chef’s kiss!

  • @TehButterflyEffect
    @TehButterflyEffect 6 месяцев назад +2

    Oh man, my wife had an '88 Tempo when we got married. It took me four years to convince her to get rid of that stupid money pit. As far as Tempos go, it was really nice 'cause it was fully restored.... but that was the biggest pile of crap I've ever driven.

  • @poll2dock
    @poll2dock 5 месяцев назад +2

    Have a 2012 Ram 1500 5.7 hemi V8 4x4.
    Love this truck. Keeping it until rust (only problem with it) completely eats it.
    Just bought new 2024 4Runner the last year with V6. 4x4
    Got it for $3000 under msrp. Paid cash. Hopefully these two autos will be the last I ever buy.

  • @HillbillyHippie530
    @HillbillyHippie530 6 месяцев назад +8

    Seriously hilarious! Every video you make is funny, always has me laughing. The tool ones are my favorite because I’ve done 20 years of different construction trades 🍻🤙🏻

  • @Dave-zl2ky
    @Dave-zl2ky Месяц назад

    I shopped a couple of years ago for your used high-mileage Toyota. It took almost 18 months to find the right one. It's $12K with 1K down on 5%. Monthly payments are great, and so is the vehicle-never upside-down.

  • @jus10inla
    @jus10inla 6 месяцев назад +3

    1:37.. thats a clean obs single cab! Leme get details on it instead 👀👀

  • @mikeelder6298
    @mikeelder6298 5 месяцев назад +13

    In 1988, I had no credit, it wasn't bad credit, just no credit.
    I went to a Ford dealership and when they discovered I had no credit, they flat out told me to get off their lot, I had no business there.
    Went to a Chevy dealership and they sold me a truck. I've been driving Chevrolets ever since.

    • @Ciupma05
      @Ciupma05 4 месяца назад

      Did you finance it through the dealership or did you finance it through a credit union?

    • @mikeelder6298
      @mikeelder6298 4 месяца назад

      @@Ciupma05 through the dealership

    • @Ciupma05
      @Ciupma05 4 месяца назад

      @@mikeelder6298 i forgot it was 1988, probably had low interest rates at that time

  • @blackmatterlives9865
    @blackmatterlives9865 6 месяцев назад +16

    Aint nothing wrong with that Tempo. Ill give you $300 for it!

    • @danlevesque5437
      @danlevesque5437 6 месяцев назад

      Both my sister and I got our licenses in a tempo every idiot light on and or blinking including the trunk open 😂( it was shut) the look on highway patrols face was priceless 😂

    • @blackmatterlives9865
      @blackmatterlives9865 6 месяцев назад

      @danlevesque5437 I had a 92. I was 3rd owner. Had 130k miles. Worked great. Had to replace alternator and fuel pump that's it. Drove it for 3 years put another 180k miles on it. Gave it to my cousin after he got his license, so he have a car to drive around. Lil shet blew it up a few weeks later racing it lol

    • @danlevesque5437
      @danlevesque5437 6 месяцев назад

      @blackmatterlives9865 ours was a fleet car for a utility company and employees could buy the aging fleet as a benefit so we got the tempo lots of computer issues never left us stranded a day in our lives and the last day we had it it actually tried to desiel itself to a startup without anyone inside or around it like Christine movie 👻

    • @TehButterflyEffect
      @TehButterflyEffect 6 месяцев назад

      @@blackmatterlives9865 I call bull on that. I had an '88 and it broke down every other week. It was a pile of crap. And every part on that car was new - it had been fully restored. There is no possible way you put 180k miles on a Tempo in 3 years without problems. Mine wouldn't have gone 180 miles without breaking down.

    • @stephenday2342
      @stephenday2342 6 месяцев назад

      ​@@TehButterflyEffect There's no way he drove ANY vehicle 180k miles in three years. That's 500 miles per day EVERY DAY!

  • @RichardDay-n2o
    @RichardDay-n2o 4 месяца назад +3

    I was on a Ford lot in northern Alberta a few days ago, the cheapest f150 was just over 70,000 and the most expensive was 158,000.00 ...what a joke, I left of course...

  • @ditherdather
    @ditherdather 6 месяцев назад +5

    The credit guy singin 504 boys 😂

  • @mezmerizer0266
    @mezmerizer0266 5 месяцев назад +2

    The 504 Boyz is what got me. 😂

  • @kage7165
    @kage7165 5 месяцев назад +2

    “200 every two weeks? thats kinda steep” 😂😂😂

  • @DrMuFFinMan
    @DrMuFFinMan 2 месяца назад

    "Dude we walk in here, we walk out" lol good lord to funny

  • @missinde0723
    @missinde0723 5 месяцев назад +1

    I love the "Bank Accounts" laugh . . .

  • @KShip148
    @KShip148 5 месяцев назад

    So true about the Tempo's fuel indicator! Mine would go straight from 1/8 of a tank to low fuel indicator light.

    • @y0tub3admin23
      @y0tub3admin23 5 месяцев назад

      Every car has a low fuel indicator at 1/8th of a tank....

  • @RickyGunter-w9t
    @RickyGunter-w9t 6 месяцев назад +2

    I watched this video 5 times..too funny.. hilarious

  • @informative_walrus
    @informative_walrus 6 месяцев назад +2

    The thing is, there isn't much on the new market that I even like enough to endure the conversation with the dealer salesman much less take out a loan. All the designs I like are on the used lots or on FB marketplace.

    • @Sashazur
      @Sashazur 5 месяцев назад +1

      Yeah I get a new car itch every 6 or 7 years and I’m feeling it now but there is nothing I want badly enough to be willing to spend for it. And it’s mostly due to looks. Nothing looks cool or sexy and all boring colors white black or gray outside, and black or gray inside.

  • @dannybarcenas4819
    @dannybarcenas4819 6 месяцев назад +10

    The keys are in it 🤣🤣🤣

  • @JoshBestrom
    @JoshBestrom 5 месяцев назад

    Feel like missed opportunity for bank account to sing "we roll tight whips" from the 504 Boyz as he drives away 😂

  • @bennym1956
    @bennym1956 5 месяцев назад

    Great video.....I won't go to a car lot to look until after all the salesmen are gone !!

  • @JimmyMakingitwork
    @JimmyMakingitwork 4 месяца назад +2

    Most people with no money or credit are at the BMW or Mercedes dealer from what I've seen?

  • @DJ_Emmy
    @DJ_Emmy 4 месяца назад +1

    Bruh , I love your content real life humor 😂

  • @WyoCutlass71
    @WyoCutlass71 6 месяцев назад +8

    Dat Nova though!

  • @FnZombie2023
    @FnZombie2023 5 месяцев назад +1

    I tried to get a truck the other week and I went to a GMC dealership and when the lady asked me my credit I showed her my Credit Karma account (its was 663) and she showed me hers and I my score was 100 points higher then hers. And I STILL couldn't get a truck. She kept saying I had awesome/good credit and it got to the point where she said it one last time and I snapped back with "but not good enough to get me in a truck" lol side note I drive a Nissan Altima and I'm 6'5 shits hurting my back getting in and out of that thing. Love the videos man always funny as hell lol

    • @Sashazur
      @Sashazur 5 месяцев назад

      Get a Crown Victoria or Mercury Marquis or a Lincoln town car. They don’t make them anymore so they’re getting cheaper. Tons of room inside and super reliable and cheap and easy to fix. Yeah it’s not a truck but hardly anybody who has a truck really needs one to haul stuff.

    • @eurosonly
      @eurosonly 4 месяца назад

      Pro tip, albeit, one you're probabaly not gonna be too excited about, but a lot of economy class cars have tll roof lines. We're talking Chevy aveo level stuff lol.

    • @eurosonly
      @eurosonly 4 месяца назад

      ​@@SashazurI like how it allows you to stretch out your legs all the way.

  • @devantetoppin7879
    @devantetoppin7879 Месяц назад +1

    0:20 yeah I felt that laugh.

  • @hachi666roku
    @hachi666roku 25 дней назад

    I couldn’t get past 1:06, cause the salesman doubt himself that sale was possible 😂😂😂😂

  • @roxys744
    @roxys744 5 месяцев назад

    Lord, this hit too close to home!! 😂. Keep up the great videos!

  • @orxrs
    @orxrs 4 месяца назад

    In my case my bank account would tell me " you can take it, you've payed your two previous cars full" and I reply "nah, inflation"😂😂😂😂

  • @Mr.Tee-
    @Mr.Tee- 4 месяца назад

    That song at the end driving the car away i was like “wait a minute John melloncamp” Life goes on

  • @chelsea8695
    @chelsea8695 4 месяца назад

    Just found you channel and am absolutely loving it 😂
    My fiancé is gone for the night and your videos really help me feel less alone 😆

  • @zchaos0026
    @zchaos0026 6 месяцев назад +3

    A steal for the tempo! Sheila!

  • @BlackStallion-86
    @BlackStallion-86 4 месяца назад

    Omg 😂this is so funny man thanks brother much needed to laugh 😂

  • @eurosonly
    @eurosonly 4 месяца назад

    I'm getting whiplash at all the shirt changes lol.

  • @camerons6466
    @camerons6466 4 месяца назад +1

    Why you sound like my old boss😂 I luv you 😂

  • @nicolewalker6894
    @nicolewalker6894 6 месяцев назад

    Credit rolling up singin 504 Boyz!! 😂😂😂

  • @dtn6360
    @dtn6360 5 месяцев назад

    That Tempo?! Red velour interior, awesome!! LOL!!

  • @natevanlandingham1945
    @natevanlandingham1945 6 месяцев назад

    I live how the Tempo makes it into al.osy every video now!🤣🤣🤣

  • @Brotherhoodbaby
    @Brotherhoodbaby 5 месяцев назад

    your bank account wearing all Tht red is so funny to me😂😂😂good stuff bro

  • @m0ther_bra1ned12
    @m0ther_bra1ned12 6 месяцев назад

    You really cut close the bone on this one. 😂😂😂

  • @NeonFlaming0
    @NeonFlaming0 6 месяцев назад +2

    My bank sends me these mean messages when i window shop trucks too XD

  • @OkayestOfDads
    @OkayestOfDads 6 месяцев назад

    Humerous as always. Def stepped it up a notch. And good editing edpecially with the wind.

  • @THINKincessantly
    @THINKincessantly 5 месяцев назад

    This one of the best ones in awhile! 🍻 from ATX

  • @shesaidwhatnow
    @shesaidwhatnow 6 месяцев назад +2

    Why did the car sound like a Mitsubishi mirage starting up? D:

  • @mikethomas3069
    @mikethomas3069 6 месяцев назад +1

    Love the 504 music as a credit score.. omg love it

  • @quantumphaser
    @quantumphaser 6 месяцев назад +1

    I paid exactly 1/10 of that price for my 1998 Eddie Bauer Expedition with a 5.4 and AWD
    $7900 with 43k miles, loaded. Back in 2015. Now 110k on it. Will keep forever.

  • @georgescott6879
    @georgescott6879 5 месяцев назад

    Aye Travis gonna be mad y’all sold his Ford Tempo 😂😂😂😂😂

  • @bubz925
    @bubz925 3 месяца назад

    You got the dealer character down to a Tee!! They act just like that!! 😂😂👍

  • @DocZoidberg549
    @DocZoidberg549 6 месяцев назад +1

    That was a sweet OBS Surburban in the background.

  • @wyattgardner3552
    @wyattgardner3552 6 месяцев назад +1

    That reg cab short bed Z71 is what I'd try to ride off in!

  • @YaBoyFry
    @YaBoyFry 6 месяцев назад +2

    too funny!! love your content!

  • @bretthompson5343
    @bretthompson5343 6 месяцев назад +3

    Boy you better stop it with that old school!!!
    That's that ish tho! 504!!!

  • @buckfiden6731
    @buckfiden6731 6 месяцев назад +2

    One of the best t shirt vids yet. You needed rent and child support to make an appearance.

  • @brianandrews7099
    @brianandrews7099 5 месяцев назад

    The Ford Tempo is a classic, and priced accordingly, so he couldn’t afford that one either! Every dealer “knows what he’s got”!

  • @ajax1137
    @ajax1137 6 месяцев назад

    I remember those auto seat belts. I'm dying😂

  • @labelskater613
    @labelskater613 6 месяцев назад +3

    I'll stick with my 94 f150. She been good to me

  • @barrettpickett5603
    @barrettpickett5603 4 месяца назад

    I can't breathe. As a person without a car. So relate. So many questions what is a Ford tempo. And didn't the automatic seatbelts kill people. And love cold ac in big lettering and repaired in small lettering. I was helping my brother get his maintenance done at Toyota. Had a beautiful Mercedes SUV for this same price. It is gone. I couldn't even afford the two thousand oil change on it.