Yeah if they don’t follow thru picking up the drill, I’d be interested in taking it but only if you can wait til my movie check comes in next week. I got you homey, I swear.
Yeah. Yeah it's got, it's got a title. But the thing is, we have to go get it...... from the guy I bought it from, because he says I still owe him money on the truck, which is a lie.
You are the skit master! Thank you for making us laugh about the stuff that drives us crazy! I thought of you the other day while shopping at Costco, five different times I encountered people that decided to post up in the middle of the aisle and start socializing. Finally, I said something to one of them and they tried to turn it around on me like I was the bad guy. Thanks again for doing what you do and making my day Suck just a little bit less.
This had me rolling! I didn't think you could do as good as the drill. Also, you're a very good actor. I found myself double checking to make sure that both characters were you.
I drove 8 hours to buy an F150, almost identical situation, just different things "happened to stop working right before I got there." Ended up buying it, made it about 1/2hr on the trip home, service engine light came on. Stopped at Auto Zone to use a code reader. 11 codes were on it, they were reset 42 miles ago, I had driven the truck 40 miles. Guy reset all the check engine codes before I bought it, one drive cycle later and they lit up...after I owned the POS. Never again
I called a junkyard about getting some OEM wheels for my truck, they said they had a whole truck in the yard I could look at for other parts too. I get there and they got wheels from another model that just had the same lug pattern and there was no truck for me to look at. Drove 2 hours.
Been through something similar, asked the guy if there were and digs or dents on the car. He said no it’s good. Get there after driving 4 hours and there’s a softball size dent at the gas door and a burn hole in the rear bumper….”oh yeah, I forgot got that”
If you want to hate people, search for running boards. It's amazing how many people don't seem to think things like "what kind of truck it's for" are important to list
I drove from west TN all the way 2 hours north of Knoxville to find out the check engine light was on and wouldn’t even make it to autozone to have the codes read and they got upset when I told them no way it would make it to 2 miles down the road much less back home.
Once I drove from Nashville to the armpit of middle Ohio to look at a car, booked a hotel, all to look at a car which had photos, videos, of it looking great and driving well. Ratty teenagers had over a few months gutted the car's wiring, full of beer cans, trash and with wood screws holding the intake cover on. Massive waste of money!
hi brijessio, have you become a flat earther yet? If not I suggest viewing the 13 part series _what on earth happened_ in my about to learn how the earth is not a globe
The other weekend I drove across town to buy an office printer at a great price. The address was the clubhouse of a large apartment complex. Once I got there the guy ghosted me. I even stuck around and grabbed lunch nearby in case he responded. Weeks later and still no follow up from him. I felt like I was experiencing one of these skits IRL. 😂
Probably sold it to someone else. Had multiple people interested, to make sure someone actually bought it. Call it printer rehypocation! If it was at a great prices, it was probably stolen.
You'd be surprised how many idiots out there put lifts on their gas powered trucks. Half of them aren't even four-wheel drive. In my opinion it doesn't make sense to lift anything other than a four-wheel drive diesel
@@kenshinhimura9387 I mean 90% of people offroading are on gas though. Diesels are cool, but nothing really specific to diesel that lets you go offroad.
I drove 12 hours one way to buy a boat that was super nice in the pictures and the guy pulls up with this junk boat and I was like what is this? Biggest waste of my time ever
@@bryanblake8607 the pictures were taken when he first bought boat but he had left it sit outside for a few years and never took care of it. Hell when he was driving to the lake to meet us. The trailer came off from his truck and it bent the trailer where the rollers are on the front to support the bow and scuffed the bow up. It was some 75 year old guy that had no clue about boats
Didn't even open the hood. With that kind of shady seller I wouldn't be surprised if he pulled the entire engine out. That said I almost expected him to be the guy who listed the other truck for 11,500... he has two trucks. One lifted and one not. Sells you a bunch of "services" to lift the truck to get labor and parts out of you. But just gives you the actually finished lifted truck at a higher cost.
It hurts me to say this. But my friend mechanic Mike, who always ends up with extra parts the factory used that are unnecessary, is just like that guy selling that truck. SMH, love you mechanic Mike, but when fixing anything you shouldn't end up with 25 extra nuts/bolts/ and what-cha-ma-call-its
This exactly what happened to me years ago , found what i thought was a decent looking 1st gen dodge diesel that showed a camper on the back sitting in a driveway. I go look at it it’s sitting in the weeds flat tires with crap in the bed and rotted out . The old guy selling it says what did you expect for the price . Man i was pissed
Is the DeWalt drill still for sale and does it come with a charger?
I'll go $5 on it if you deliver it to me
Battery is dead
Yeah if they don’t follow thru picking up the drill, I’d be interested in taking it but only if you can wait til my movie check comes in next week. I got you homey, I swear.
Beat me to it 🤣🤣🤣
U win 😂
"they're kinda new, they're new to you" 😂😂
😂👍🍻
2:58 “BRAND NEW used tires” amazing 😂
It is brand New! to you !
I was waiting for that last shirt to come out saying " Marshall's new to you batteries and auto repair. " 😂
I drove 450 miles for a tractor that wasn't nothing like the picture in the advertisement. I was so pissed.
Turned and left within 2 minutes.
I was waiting for the "You got a title".
Yeah. Yeah it's got, it's got a title. But the thing is, we have to go get it...... from the guy I bought it from, because he says I still owe him money on the truck, which is a lie.
Definitely a salvage title.
@dougfisher1813 thang is, it wouldn't even his truck to begin with, he found that truck with the keys in it.
It's in the mail 😅
😂 busted out laughing when he kept going up on the lift price
This guy is the jack of all trades, he’s also the policeman, the tow wrecker, he runs the bank, owner of the grocery shop… 🤣
i forgot hes also the construction company/electrician and realtor like in are we done yet.
Distant relative of Mr. Drucker.
The car battery to lawn mower just makes sense.
You are the skit master! Thank you for making us laugh about the stuff that drives us crazy! I thought of you the other day while shopping at Costco, five different times I encountered people that decided to post up in the middle of the aisle and start socializing. Finally, I said something to one of them and they tried to turn it around on me like I was the bad guy. Thanks again for doing what you do and making my day Suck just a little bit less.
lmao. cuz you are. "you guys are talking and enjoying yourselves, can you get out of my miserable way?"
Give 'em a little ankle tap with one of those big-ass carts. Oops my bad, just trying to get by.
Is that truck gonna fit in my microwave?
Lmaooo
Cuz I gotta real small microwave.
And does it come with a charger?
I don't know, i haven't measured the truck but you can probably look up the measurements online.
Freezer for me 🥶
This had me rolling! I didn't think you could do as good as the drill.
Also, you're a very good actor. I found myself double checking to make sure that both characters were you.
How he was able to not knock his hat fall off with all those shirts amazes me
"It's through there in the woods."
Nah... I'm out. I seen enough true crime to know where that's probably goin.
I was waiting for banjo music to start playing.
Good laugh when he took that first shirt came off! I don't know how you keep comin up with this comedy, but I like it!
Shirt made me laugh out loud.
I love this guy. Wish I was friends with him.
These market place vids are gold baby
The treck through the woods is on point🤣
I drove 8 hours to buy an F150, almost identical situation, just different things "happened to stop working right before I got there." Ended up buying it, made it about 1/2hr on the trip home, service engine light came on. Stopped at Auto Zone to use a code reader. 11 codes were on it, they were reset 42 miles ago, I had driven the truck 40 miles. Guy reset all the check engine codes before I bought it, one drive cycle later and they lit up...after I owned the POS. Never again
Next time bring the code reader with you. If it says ‘monitors not ready’ it means the codes were reset recently.
How would you know how many miles ago it was reset?
@@user-dz9jj8et8m When you scan it, it tells you the last time the codes were reset
I called a junkyard about getting some OEM wheels for my truck, they said they had a whole truck in the yard I could look at for other parts too. I get there and they got wheels from another model that just had the same lug pattern and there was no truck for me to look at.
Drove 2 hours.
Ever since Craigslist started charging for car ads Marketplace has become the scammers playground.
Dude, you are hilarious! I always get a good laugh from your videos.
Should of ran for the hills 😂
Have
Nailed it again!!! People on fb market place are at a all time low!!
Hahaha, the shirts. Leaning into the wardrobe bit.
You got to admire the entrepreneurship of this guy
But im worried about his multiple personality disorder it seems to be getting worse
"It's new to you" 😂😂😂
Using that on all my used postings from now on
Tell ya what, I'll mail you a check for $31 for that Dewalt drill.
I make a fake profile when I sell on marketplace, cause people make me so mad that I cuss them all out.
Been through something similar, asked the guy if there were and digs or dents on the car. He said no it’s good. Get there after driving 4 hours and there’s a softball size dent at the gas door and a burn hole in the rear bumper….”oh yeah, I forgot got that”
The brand new USED tires shirt made me laugh a lot
If you want to hate people, search for running boards.
It's amazing how many people don't seem to think things like "what kind of truck it's for" are important to list
You should have added the "400,000 gentle highway miles" line.....
“I go another shop. Round back. Well, it’s a shed”
Honestly, charing someone extra for used tires which are brand new to them kind of makes sense lol.
I drove from west TN all the way 2 hours north of Knoxville to find out the check engine light was on and wouldn’t even make it to autozone to have the codes read and they got upset when I told them no way it would make it to 2 miles down the road much less back home.
Once I drove from Nashville to the armpit of middle Ohio to look at a car, booked a hotel, all to look at a car which had photos, videos, of it looking great and driving well. Ratty teenagers had over a few months gutted the car's wiring, full of beer cans, trash and with wood screws holding the intake cover on. Massive waste of money!
😊@@denniskerley8409
"They're new to you!' Genius! :-)
I love the misrepresentation shenanigans !!!! ❤️🤣🤣🤣🤣
I want a Marshall's brand new used tires t-shirt! I would gladly purchase one.
idk why but I feel like all the pokes from the tree limbs is more relatable 😂😂😂
hi brijessio, have you become a flat earther yet? If not I suggest viewing the 13 part series _what on earth happened_ in my about to learn how the earth is not a globe
Does it run .. um yeah i think so LMFAO 😂😂
I was expecting him to take off another shirt and reveal a mechanics one underneath it towards the end there.
The other weekend I drove across town to buy an office printer at a great price. The address was the clubhouse of a large apartment complex. Once I got there the guy ghosted me. I even stuck around and grabbed lunch nearby in case he responded. Weeks later and still no follow up from him.
I felt like I was experiencing one of these skits IRL. 😂
I'd say you were lucky.
Lucky as in I could have been mugged?
@@adamr4198
No, far worse than that...
Probably sold it to someone else. Had multiple people interested, to make sure someone actually bought it. Call it printer rehypocation! If it was at a great prices, it was probably stolen.
You know it's bad when you leave Alabama, and choose to go back! ;-)
"They're brand new, used tires" LOL
“Go down that little trail hehe don’t mind the bucket over the well the lotion in it *thats for later*”.
Selling a car on marketplace is such a pain. 90% of people lowballed me and just wanted to scrap it.
Back to the Deeewalt drill, you think I can fit upside up in my microwave . Thanks Bru
1:48 now isn’t that some entrepreneurial spirit! Lol
They're quite new... new to you!
Basically every new platform and app upselling you IRL
If it was lifted 😂😂😂😂❤
The most impressive thing in this video is the fact that my man , can remove his shirt without his cap moving a bit ahahah
Ugh, selling a ladder rack with all dimensions in post and I received so many messages that just said "will this fit my truck." FB...
The amount of people that don't read the description they just fire a message also I bet you more than half of them don't no how to use a measure tape
Gotta love the classic logic of "Well, I can DO it."
>Then why didn't you before you made the listing? If you can do it, you would have.
This men looks like hank shrader from breaking bad 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
"I was looking for a lifted 2001 f150" said noone, ever
You'd be surprised how many idiots out there put lifts on their gas powered trucks. Half of them aren't even four-wheel drive. In my opinion it doesn't make sense to lift anything other than a four-wheel drive diesel
@@kenshinhimura9387 I mean 90% of people offroading are on gas though. Diesels are cool, but nothing really specific to diesel that lets you go offroad.
A jack of all trades is a master of none.
Love your content. You should do one about employers pay raises vs inflation.
Of course he does.
I was hoping the punchline would end up being that the 11,500 post was also him
Isn't that the same guy that was selling chickens on Devil's Rejects😁😁
Jack of all trades, even has the Camera Guy in tune.
Custom work depreciates 😂😂😂
I am literally crying with laughter 😂
Can you put a microwave in the truck bed?
It runs great!...Downhill. It runs fine uphills as long as your buff!
I'm trying to figure out how you took your shirt off without removing your hat at the same time.
Them: "Is this still available?"
Me: "Yes"
2 months later*
Them: "ok"
I honestly hate the fake accounts that post vehicles that are way to nice for cheap in multiple locations and Facebook does nothing about them
You sell that merch?
Sounds like a used car salesman
"Does it run?" 😂
The videos just keep getting better lol
Love looking for Elcaminos and finding out that the pucture is what it could be lol
My guy poked his eye walking into that branch
The old "bait and switch" scam, seen it a million times and that's why I won't buy anything from Facebook.
This is so real that it hurts! 😆
I drove 12 hours one way to buy a boat that was super nice in the pictures and the guy pulls up with this junk boat and I was like what is this? Biggest waste of my time ever
Don’t leave us hanging what was his defense
@@bryanblake8607 the pictures
were taken when he first bought boat but he had left it sit outside for a few years and never took care of it. Hell when he was driving to the lake to meet us. The trailer came off from his truck and it bent the trailer where the rollers are on the front to support the bow and scuffed the bow up. It was some 75 year old guy that had no clue about boats
He'll be back
Classic Facebook marketplace listing 😅
Please more Facebook marketplace content!
Man, this feels a lot like where I live in North Georgia
I hope that used tire shirt is gonna be for sale
Always a good laugh.
That's one reason I won't even LOOK for anything outside my geographical area.
Dude, those new used tire shirts gonna be for sale?
Lol I like how he keeps poppin out of the trees
Didn't even open the hood. With that kind of shady seller I wouldn't be surprised if he pulled the entire engine out. That said I almost expected him to be the guy who listed the other truck for 11,500... he has two trucks. One lifted and one not. Sells you a bunch of "services" to lift the truck to get labor and parts out of you. But just gives you the actually finished lifted truck at a higher cost.
That's real live ads going on before your eyes...just like the website bombards you....
Ive seen marketplace posts with pictures of the dog for some reason.
Is that black block slotted into the missing bricks on the side of the wall of the house the battery? Lmao
Just bought a car today on fb lol went kind of like that
It hurts me to say this. But my friend mechanic Mike, who always ends up with extra parts the factory used that are unnecessary, is just like that guy selling that truck. SMH, love you mechanic Mike, but when fixing anything you shouldn't end up with 25 extra nuts/bolts/ and what-cha-ma-call-its
Hey, that's called build back better.😂
@@frankmacnak5305 🤣🤣
i mean, you can really simplify alot of the electrics.
Nah, its to reduce the weight to increase gas milage. You like saving on Gas, don't ya? /sarc
I got another shop in the back well its a shed......bruh lol
I'll legit buy some Marshall's new used tires...t shirts...
Will you take $7 for that dee wallt? Imma need a charger for it and I hope you can deliver.
First seeing this and I'm gonna sub. It's already like real life!
This is in Virginia for sure! I know you guys 😂
Hey how much did you want for that drill again?
Can you fit it in the microwave??
This exactly what happened to me years ago , found what i thought was a decent looking 1st gen dodge diesel that showed a camper on the back sitting in a driveway. I go look at it it’s sitting in the weeds flat tires with crap in the bed and rotted out . The old guy selling it says what did you expect for the price . Man i was pissed
I went through the whole, "it's in the woods" thing with a Mustang, once... after driving a goddamn hour.