A friend of mine has a very good relationship with his mother (and yes, she has a book by Freud on her library). He likes to provoque reactions on people, so once, in front of me, he sat on his mother's lap (and he is a fat guy!) and tells her: Tonight I dreamed I banged my sister! His mother gets physically rigid from his words and reply: Don't say that! To what he replies: So what? She's really hot! ...and there I am laughing uncontrollably on the floor. Another story with his whole family: I was dating a woman nearby them, so after one of those crazy weekends I visit him and have lunch with his whole family: him, his mother, his siblings and their mates and his 2 nephews. The kids had a dog, I've met the dog before but it never payed much attention to me. But that day the dog was crazy about me only wanting petting and cuddling and even crying if I put her away. The whole family was surprised as they've never seen the dog doing that to anyone. So my friend replies out loud: No wonder, he still smells like doggy style! ...and there I am blushing in front of his whole family trying to find a crack between tiles on the floor so I could hide in shame...
@@onlyacomentarynothingspeci2419 It has been a very funny ride, the fact that it stays funny and doesn’t seem to wear on me leads me to believe it is true comedy A true comedian won’t get flat no matter how man jokes they tell
@@alastor6673 absolutely These have to be one of the funniest dry Humor shorts i have seen on this platform, Humor is subjektive but come on this shit is Gold
@@townsongs oh yes, freud was like a father figure to Jung kind of. Jung learned from freud, but then took his own direction in psychology and questioned freuds theories. Jung said Freud was kind of dogmatic which led to a lot of arguments and the end of their friendship
There is a good song by a German artist from the 90s called „es gibt reis“ or „i‘m cooking rice“. It also shows my dating skills greatly. But i may have to make an english translation in order for non german native speakers to get a grasp of what it is about. May do so now, the artist is called „Helge Schneider“.
It's not reversed, it's flipped upside down. The left side is the amount of data per hour and the bottom is the amount of months since he was told about his data obsession. The increased cluster of dots indicates he's collected more data, but for the chart to make sense the "sets of data per hour" should be numbered starting from 3 at the top to 10 at the bottom, rather than how it is currently numbered from 10 down to 3. Or the other option, which you're somewhat suggesting, is to flip the slope so that it curves up from left to right.
@@kritzkrieg14 it means he's actually more obsessed with data in recent months. "months since last described as obsessed with data" with increasing independent variable means you have to "reverse" the slope from left to right in order to see the evolution from the past until the present. so actually, he's only become more obsessed. and now i've successfully ruined the joke by explaining it
wasn't basically all our research in that area done because so many people in the scientific and academic field thought he was wrong about just about anything he opened his mouth about so they set out to prove him wrong? heard that somewhere and the idea of it all being out of spite just tickles me pink
@@goranpersson7726 No..? Freud IS the father of psychoanalysis and his "talk therapy" was the base for modern psychotherapy... Every psychoanalytic theory is in their base, Freudian, and no, people wasn't out to prove him wrong... Most of what he wrote in early works he changed his mind later, admitted some (of the various) wrongful assumptions etc. In this particular case we can't throw the baby away with the water...
@@bubblegum999 Just think about it for a sec, an eel sliding up your (Removed by RUclips) and then you swallow all the (Removed), and then you throw a (Redacted) into it? Can you imagine how s*xy that’d be?
@@bubblegum999 So the algorythm is watching me I kid you not. I’ve been really good lately about being chill with what I post, bleeping things or just not saying profanity, I know my previous comments here don’t show it but I have been trying to be better about it. I just got a message saying one of my comments was removed for not following the guidelines, I’d really appreciate it if they’d tell me what comment it was so that I don’t do it again, you know ?
Ngl I relate to poor Siggy. In my first high school relationship when I met the parents I kept talking about the genital symbolism of giving people flowers and they were not amused.
Please do as many of these as possible. Your shorts pop up every now and then and I watch them all until I'm caught up. Awesome humour. A Scotsman 🏴🥃🥃
Even if this is satirical, it's absolutely hilarious. It wouldn't surprise me that a man so fixated on understanding the psychology of the unconscious mind wouldn't be able to separate it from his own surface level consciousness when relating to other people.
I just discovered you and find your videos hilarious. Such a great combination of clever and silly and high-rate-of-jokes and quality of footage and dubbing. Thank you!
0:30 - The "My Use of Data Over Time" plot is pure comic genius. You even got the style of typesetting and plot drafting roughly correct for the time period.
@Pariafi oh thank you, so much. what i like him about is he loved his patients under deep understanding of their situations and symptoms. he was very compassionate.
"Nein, I'm not like that. Probably because I saw my grandmother in the bath when I was 3 and oh I see what I've done." Why don't they show these in history class 😂😂
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Freud on a first date:
"You know, you remind me of my mother"
"Oh. Is she a nice person?"
"She's hot"
"You remind me of my dad"
"Oh, is he a handsome guy?"
"I have an issue with him."
"you remind me of my sister"
"Oh. Is she cool?"
"I sleep with her"
A friend of mine has a very good relationship with his mother (and yes, she has a book by Freud on her library).
He likes to provoque reactions on people, so once, in front of me, he sat on his mother's lap (and he is a fat guy!) and tells her: Tonight I dreamed I banged my sister!
His mother gets physically rigid from his words and reply: Don't say that!
To what he replies: So what? She's really hot!
...and there I am laughing uncontrollably on the floor.
Another story with his whole family:
I was dating a woman nearby them, so after one of those crazy weekends I visit him and have lunch with his whole family: him, his mother, his siblings and their mates and his 2 nephews.
The kids had a dog, I've met the dog before but it never payed much attention to me. But that day the dog was crazy about me only wanting petting and cuddling and even crying if I put her away. The whole family was surprised as they've never seen the dog doing that to anyone.
So my friend replies out loud: No wonder, he still smells like doggy style!
...and there I am blushing in front of his whole family trying to find a crack between tiles on the floor so I could hide in shame...
@@Humongous_Pig_Benis Your 2nd story about the dog is hilarous lol
You remind me of my dog ...
“I am no longer obsessed with data, here’s a chart to prove it!”
I swear your comedy gets better and better
No way am I top comment and Adrian put his mark on it as well! Thank you so much fellow internet go’ers! ♥️
Holy crap 8.8 K…!
Nah it always has bin peak
@@onlyacomentarynothingspeci2419 It has been a very funny ride, the fact that it stays funny and doesn’t seem to wear on me leads me to believe it is true comedy
A true comedian won’t get flat no matter how man jokes they tell
@@alastor6673 absolutely These have to be one of the funniest dry Humor shorts i have seen on this platform, Humor is subjektive but come on this shit is Gold
@@onlyacomentarynothingspeci2419 Agreed my green friend
It’s like bad lip reading, but it makes cohesive sense. It’s the perfect blend of satire, history jokes, and old clips.
Peak comedy
Wish he could upload more of these brilliant videos
@@welredd of course
Send an invite
So in other words, Good Lip Reading?
As long as people are aware this is not real -- I'm a bit worried some few people will believe it actually happened lol
But yes fantastic comedy! Glad this short popped up on my feed so I can watch more :)
“Sooooo… Pubic hair”
Need I say more as to why he’s a comedic genius?
That was killed me because it remindes me of my best friend. Our first ever conversation started with him asking if I have armpit hair 😂
Frued was the man.
"You ever wanted to have a dick. I know you do"
@@anonomous8649 You should pop
@@anonomous8649 sounds like something I'd do
Never ask a woman her age, a man his salary, and Freud his mom
And marx his wife with the logic of collective sharing
@@CockySuSMountedcommunisttz
@@cautarepvp2079 🙌 hail hydra 🙌
@@CockySuSMounted that was Aristotle perhaps....
@@grapeshott how ?
"Even my dogs love me!, Argh
No, okay" Aww poor Freud.
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Freud : "Even my dogs love me."
Dog : 😒
Freud : 😔
Freud : "No problem but my friends love me."
Carl Jung : 😒
Freud : 😔
XD
Time to go to mommy 😏
@@memeswereablessingfromthel3942 mommy:
jung had beef with freud?
@@townsongs oh yes, freud was like a father figure to Jung kind of. Jung learned from freud, but then took his own direction in psychology and questioned freuds theories. Jung said Freud was kind of dogmatic which led to a lot of arguments and the end of their friendship
Sigmund got that unspoken rizz 💯💯
What is rizz? Surely it's gonna be a new sheep trend word
ong frfr no cap
Sigma Freud
He's got that Sigmund male mentality.
😂
Your videos always feel so realistic even though they're completely ridiculous 😂 You're insanely talented!
Many a time I think they're real 😅
Forreal I’ve been scrolling thru these vids and I keep forgetting that they’re fake at first
"Sigmund was not sigma"
-sun tzu
Someone give this guy a noble prize
Of course he wasn't
Yes
-sun tzu
Oh yeah? Where's your Nobel prize mr tzu..?
That's what I thought.
He was shrigma
I couldn't have made a better dating video than that.
There is a good song by a German artist from the 90s called „es gibt reis“ or „i‘m cooking rice“. It also shows my dating skills greatly. But i may have to make an english translation in order for non german native speakers to get a grasp of what it is about. May do so now, the artist is called „Helge Schneider“.
The chart being reversed on the time axis is genius
wdym?
oh my god i didn’t even realise 😂
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It's not reversed, it's flipped upside down. The left side is the amount of data per hour and the bottom is the amount of months since he was told about his data obsession. The increased cluster of dots indicates he's collected more data, but for the chart to make sense the "sets of data per hour" should be numbered starting from 3 at the top to 10 at the bottom, rather than how it is currently numbered from 10 down to 3. Or the other option, which you're somewhat suggesting, is to flip the slope so that it curves up from left to right.
@@kritzkrieg14 it means he's actually more obsessed with data in recent months. "months since last described as obsessed with data" with increasing independent variable means you have to "reverse" the slope from left to right in order to see the evolution from the past until the present. so actually, he's only become more obsessed. and now i've successfully ruined the joke by explaining it
"Even my dogs love me uhhh"
"Even my dogs lo"
"Even my dogs love m"
I felt that pain :(
"so, pubic hair!"
"I'm going to the bathroom"
"Damnit!"
The fact that there’s real footage of dogs being terrified by him is so hilarious to me 😂
Oh now this is awkward 😭😅
"Nobel prize nominated father of psychoanalysis"
*Hears Jung*
*Freudian intensifies*
OMG I NEVER KNEW THIS EVERY DAY YOU TEACH ME NEW HISTORICALLY ACCURATE FACTS THANK YOUU!!!!
Yeah never knew that Picasso once broke into an elementary
IKR, I was surprised to hear Wundt mentioned
Yeah I never knew Hitler enters Mussolinis rear
@@yonghong4832 nein times infact
@@CheeseMisernein nein nein nein nein nein nein nein nein
Sigmund has so much negative charisma that even dogs, the friendliest of animals, refuses to be near him. Press F to pay respects.
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Only 10 uses of data an hour, you gotta pump those numbers up, those are rookie numbers
only ten data per data? you ought work on that
Does he count using the chart in the chart?
This is not a suggestion, it’s a prescription😂
“Maybe this time, even my dogs love, oh for-“
Gets me every single time 😂
I totally get the "you're not going to analyze me constantly, are you?"
Yes. Yes I am. It's who I am.
Yeah, this video seems more like bullying to me. It's just immature and "memey," just as the pseudo-intellectuals want.
I love these. if you ever do an hour long one I may die.
For someone not familiar with history, this channel is a great source of knowledge. Thank you
Oh no 😢
Freud out here being the anti rizz king
Who tf is Frued
@@SnailHatan My mother.
@@SnailHatana gay eel
@@SnailHatan Somebody unknown to Gen Zombie, apparently.
“Something normal… huhhh… Pubic hair.”
😂😂😂 bruh i’m dead
😂😂
Grandmas
Older Austrian man made me think of someone else
Mozart, right? Right?? 😭
Youre not alone
Some painter or something right?
@@jasminwechselberger35Mozart never was an older man 😔
@@physicsisawesome696 I guess he is talking about Gustav Klimt. 🙂
For someone who has a knowledge and passion for psychoanalysis this is gold
wasn't basically all our research in that area done because so many people in the scientific and academic field thought he was wrong about just about anything he opened his mouth about so they set out to prove him wrong? heard that somewhere and the idea of it all being out of spite just tickles me pink
@@goranpersson7726 No..? Freud IS the father of psychoanalysis and his "talk therapy" was the base for modern psychotherapy... Every psychoanalytic theory is in their base, Freudian, and no, people wasn't out to prove him wrong... Most of what he wrote in early works he changed his mind later, admitted some (of the various) wrongful assumptions etc.
In this particular case we can't throw the baby away with the water...
@@goranpersson7726 friend, you shouldn't take yt shorts and TikTok as good information sources lol
Poor Freud, no wonder why he wants to do the eels.😢
WHAT'S A NI-
@@alastor6673 yup I'm convinced RUclips is now fukking cursed. 🙂
@@bubblegum999 Just think about it for a sec, an eel sliding up your (Removed by RUclips) and then you swallow all the (Removed), and then you throw a (Redacted) into it? Can you imagine how s*xy that’d be?
@@bubblegum999 So the algorythm is watching me I kid you not. I’ve been really good lately about being chill with what I post, bleeping things or just not saying profanity, I know my previous comments here don’t show it but I have been trying to be better about it. I just got a message saying one of my comments was removed for not following the guidelines, I’d really appreciate it if they’d tell me what comment it was so that I don’t do it again, you know ?
What acts must an individual carry out so they may be able to come into possession of the male reproductive organs of an eel?
Ngl I relate to poor Siggy. In my first high school relationship when I met the parents I kept talking about the genital symbolism of giving people flowers and they were not amused.
Symbolic how?
I think I would like to know more about this symbolism. Care to elaborate?
@@funnyteacherman flowers are the genitals of plants. Therefore, giving them as a romantic gesture is pretty suggestive if you think about it.
@@rachelmcdonough1506 Woah. Never thought of it like that.
@@rachelmcdonough1506 Woah Whaha, i am going to use that information in the future
Adrian Gray shorts are the equivalent to short Monty Python sketches, just the best of the best
Sigmund Freud was the kind of guy who got disowned by his parents, got high on cheap weed and decided to become a psychologist
He was literally a coke head...irl
Brainlet take.
@@inexpertxennial6067 who wasn't back then? Lol
Freud: "Even my dogs love me!"
Dogs: 💀
"Austrian painter man" me: hitl-
Gustav Klimt, obviously
Man you are truly a genius. (You, not Freud) 😂
You’re hilarious, thanks for the content🥳👍
Thank you so much Lina!
Please do as many of these as possible. Your shorts pop up every now and then and I watch them all until I'm caught up. Awesome humour. A Scotsman 🏴🥃🥃
I want the confidence to be able to start a conversation with "so...pubic hair"😂
“So pubic hair-“
“I’m going to the bathroom.”
*”DAMMIT”*
Even dogs could see through Freud's fraud behaviour.
Absolutely my friend, those hands were filthy
I think dating Freud would just be a constant loop of him going “mommy? Sorry. Mommy? Sorry..mommy?”
LMAOO
Just like me fr
Is that an mandjtv reference?
@@pokehunterhd
No this is a freud reference
Even if this is satirical, it's absolutely hilarious. It wouldn't surprise me that a man so fixated on understanding the psychology of the unconscious mind wouldn't be able to separate it from his own surface level consciousness when relating to other people.
Yes, everybody should be a normal person with a double digit IQ. Stupidity rules!
"So, pubic hair..."
"I'm going to the bathroom..."
DAMNIT!!!
Can't believe we modelled psychiatry after his ideas and theories. Oh wait, yes I can.
I just discovered you and find your videos hilarious. Such a great combination of clever and silly and high-rate-of-jokes and quality of footage and dubbing. Thank you!
Months since last described as obsessed with data... I'm wheezing.
Bruh we just started learning about freud in psychology how bad is my phone stalking me 💀
Kinda same my man..
More than you think unfortunately
Sounds like he was depicted pretty darned accurately in Bill & Ted's Excellent Adventure.
Hah, geek!
This is HILARIOUS! By the end it made me laugh out loud. Heehee 😂
This makes me feel a little better about my flirting skills
All that footage of him, and not once does he slip?
I'm not buying it! 😂
This is probably the most lore accurate skit you’ve made, the dudes theories are…. pretty out there….
instead of "pubic hair" he should've said "you look exactly like my mom"
💀💀
That's the easy route to take with Freud jokes. I'm glad he didn't
@@YehudiNimol that is a fair point
Why you gotta do my boy Freud like that💀
You must be a pioneer in this type of comedy. What a genius
The dog scene 💀💀you are genius👍🤣
"I love my dogs....!"
Dog runs away
Don't worry Freud was never obsessed with data in the first place. That's why he was a hack.
"So, pubic hair"..... 😂😂😂😂 I am dying
"Older Austrian man"
Me: "Hitler"
"Old Austrian painter?"
0:30 - The "My Use of Data Over Time" plot is pure comic genius.
You even got the style of typesetting and plot drafting roughly correct for the time period.
Freud on First Date:
So how's your relationship with your father?
*Dennis from Always Sunny furiously taking notes*
This is hysterical. Thank you so much for this post.
The twist of everything else being a parody and this video about Sigmund just being true kinda threw me for a loop
These are consistently the funniest shorts on youtube
'OK Sigmund, play it keewl' - you really nailed the Austrian accent 😂
this is elite, especially the data chard and the word association test at the end.
Bro had negative Rizz
It sounds like he's trying to make a comedy skit 😆
I just remembered he was involved in making perfume with a dating coach but it failed
Thanks!
Thank you Vyshnav!
".... Anyway want some coke?"
He was veeeeeeery fond of coke.
This is the most original form of comedy I have seen a while!
Those dog's were afraid of data 😂😂😂
I love this channel I always get a chuckle from it
Sigmund kept the grind up even with no success.......that's what we should also desire!😂
The part with the dogs really was awkward. I think it’s because he was older and physically stiff, but still.
Adrian, I love you man.
Oh, no...awkward.
As much as your mother?
LMFAOOO this is exactly the topic i needed from you guys
I love these historical people voices
Freud almost got there at the end… and the he folded.
I'm German and I bought it for quite a while 😅
We really are that awkward...
Incredible! I could not stop laughing!! Finest comedy I´ve seen in a long time.
A Freudian slip is when you say something n mean a mother.. ops I mean another.
"Oh, now this is awkward" - best part.
i'm really thankful to Dr. Freud for his devoted study and treatment for patients.
As a freudian psychoanalist I admire him, he is a genius.
@Pariafi oh thank you, so much.
what i like him about is he loved his patients under deep understanding of their situations and symptoms.
he was very compassionate.
@jiyoungpark6233 thank you for your deep understandig of him.
@Pariafi oh yes...i don't know well about him...😊...have a nice weekday...🙏
@@jiyoungpark6233 I devote my life to read his works. Thank you
Freud is such a turn off even the dogs run away lmao
If Freud was crossdressing as his mother, what would he wear under his dress?
A freudian slip😂
I am using this
Genius
My coworker and I've been sharing dad jokes lately. I shared this with him today, got a big response. 👌
He said it's so cultured.
@@ShoulderMonster I am honored. To reach dad joke level is high praise indeed.
@@sherlock7898 All thanks to you! 👏🏿✨
Did you make this?? This is fucking *BRILLIANT* 🤣😅
The dogs actually were Pavlovs, and this is his revenge for Freud not accepting that his mother is the Unconditional stimulus
Your content is hilarious.
Keep it up dude.
"Nein, I'm not like that. Probably because I saw my grandmother in the bath when I was 3 and oh I see what I've done."
Why don't they show these in history class 😂😂
Because it's not appropriate to say something like this in front of students in a class
@@abdolrahmanhamed2821 very logic. You must be a soooo fun person to be around 😊
"Worried I'm obsessed with data? Well worry no more! *shows devil vortex saws*"
The thing about Freudian psychology is that it applies only to Freud himself.
It's funny how all the "critics" know nothing about psychoanalysis.
. Its funny how condescending your " " look 😊
Your comedy is top tier. Your content makes my day
I wish this video came out earlier. I would've shown my psychology teacher to see his reaction
Plesase keep making these videos, they are so good ❤️
You guys may thing this is a joke, because the channel usually posts comedic satire, but I can attest, that this is 100% how Freud behaved.
Well, I suppose Satan himself can time-travel.
@@vivvpprof It's not time travelling, I'm just old, really old
I like your videos Adrian
We were told in India Freud was a fool and western culture was shit for respecting him.
Sigmund got that psychoanalyst rizz 🔥🔥