This GAME lets you pit ANYTHING 🆚 ANYONE?!
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- Опубликовано: 6 фев 2025
- Today i'm playing "whatbeatsrock", a site that lets you reenact that middle school tactic of pulling up to a rock-paper-scissors match brandishing a fingergun (minus the part right after where you get shoved headfirst into a locker)
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pit: verb
Word forms: pits, pitting, pitted
def: "to put someone or something in opposition or competition with someone or something else"
READ A BOOK!!! 🗣🗣🗣🗣🗣
we pitting the word "put" with this one 🗣🗣🗣
i'd rather read this unfunny comments section than LEARN, NERD
@@YahiamiceLIVE SHUT IT MICKEY MOUSE 🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️
yahiamice when did you expect the internet to have a basic sense of knowledge
RAHHHHHHHHHH🔥
First we had “but can they beat Goku”
Now we have “but can they lose to Damn Daniel”
@@xraenon1664 Facts
Facts
Facts
Facts
Facts
>be me
>im damn daniel
>absolutely fucking nothing walks in
>death
damn daniel
beats
kevin (dies in the presence of memes)
Yes
Did you know: Damn Daniel full power can win against many more things.
@@Conductor_of_the_Ensemble wow
@@Conductor_of_the_Ensemblehe can beat an ant now
>be me
>strongest guy on earth
>deathly allergic to damn daniel
>damn daniel walks in
Youd still win
@@AverageScoutMain-69420 no
@@Terrariatheuniversejooj4205 tf you mean no
@@Terrariatheuniversejooj4205just get your Damn Daniel Epipen™️
It worked
*DAMN DANIEL CAN BEAT:*
“The most brittle fragile and potentially damagable human being on this god damn earth who can easily crush rocks but his one weakness is memes with Daniel in them. He is also completely immune to rocks”
he can also beat "a guy that has a fear of the word daniel"
Damn Daniel can also beat one millionth of Goku
DAMN DANIEL has beat p diddy
>be me
>im damn daniel
>a fucking mere gust of wind blows
>dies
>be me
>kevin (horse)
>kevin (human) walks in
>kevin (human) is so hungry he could eat a...
@@userfromtheinternet >"how hungry?"
@@Yeast1
>Image of detailed horse staring at the viewer
>be kevin (me)
>kevin (me) is kevin (hungry)
>kevin (horse) walks in
>"How kevin (hungry)?"
@@Ryann9 >"Keven"
Nappa: Vegeta! What’s damn Daniel’s power level?
Vegeta: it’s somehow below -♾️…
me when air can beat damn daniel
yep
@@IAmTheGrigBirdThe most fragile drop of water can overpowered damn daniel
*guesses damn daniel powered to the max of the galaxy*
Damn daniel back at it again
>be me
>play what beats rock game
>type horse
>rock beats horse
>horse walks in
"How hungry?"
@@NixityNullt hungry enough to eat a HORSE.
@@vhproductionsdear god
"Peter, the horse is here"
damn daniel
6:09 this is the best moment in the entire video
_john._
@@picotoziom6205 REAL IT GOT ME DYING 😭😭😭
“damn daniel”can win against:
1.person who laughs at any meme
2.person who dies if he hears sound from a meme
Too lazy to continue, go to the replies.
He can beat deez nuts joke
also green paper with cool symbols called money loses to damn daniel
he beats dead meme thats what i found
The strongest man alive (if he hears the words damn Daniel he fucking dies)
it also beats "a bad meme"
Damn Daniel is like the anti-Goku. Instead of asking "But can he beat Goku?" you ask "But can Damn Daniel beat him?" 💀
@@TheBoltMaster456 "But can damn Daniel beat him" still has the same meaning as "but can he beat goku" just diff names
@@MichaelDavid-mt4wq no its not "can he beat goku" is referring to if the character is able to defeat goku, "can damn daniel beat him" is referring to if damn daniel can defeat that character
you understood it wrong
@@Terrariatheuniversejooj4205 thanks he really f'd up that one
That would end up like 0 divided by 0
I just finished dressrosa and now i cant stop seeing god ussop everywhere
-Be me
-Watching Yahiamice Vs 🐎
-Kevin walks in
kevin wins 100%
🍈 vs 🐎
cantaloupe walks in
🐴
Yahi wins
>be me
>damn daniel
>got killed by a single fucking ant
>damn
>Daniel
>horse walks in
>how hungry
>hungry enough to eat a horse
>Dear god
So All of Yahi's Inside Jokes Are (Currently or Most Known Ones) Are
-4Chan AI Greentexts
-Cantaloupe 🍈
-Horse 🐴
-🧛Jumpscare
-Tactical Camel
-M and W
-Teddy, 87
-Cookie Monster, 50
-secrets of minecraft
-YT Shorts Brainrot
-"Ninjago Shorts 👾"
-Untitled Hook Game
-Yahi And Jabibi Can't Say "E" Skit
-Fish 🐟
-Darwin
-Goku vs Spongebob
-Ryan Gosling Pissing Gif
-21 Kid
-Yakuza Brainrot
-Cards Against Humanity
-This Isn't _____
-The Minecraft Movie
-Undertale 2
-Damn Daniel
-More Vampire Jumpscares
-Kevin (____)
-Morroco vs French
@@notextify you forgot that one fat girlfriend pic
@@notextify you forgot Calvin Barbasa
>be me
>play what beats rock
>answers with nuclear bomb
>then answers with sun explosion
>and then proceeds to be the first person to guess stars merging into one
>be me
>putting things together in fights
>horse walks in
>wins without saying a word and leaves
@@firestorm147 >be me (John)
>”man I’m so hungry I could eat a-“
>horse walks in
>”how hungry?”
Damn Daniel: Sometimes I feel like a loser.
Keven (insert profession): Don't worry! Without LOSERS there can't be WINNERS!
I hate that Damn Daniel being the weakest character in all of fiction is the funniest thing ive heard this month
6:52 naaaaah you did him dirty 😂
“Name a fictional character that could beat Alastor”
Damn Daniel
18:59 "i have bested you. Finnaly. A win"
@@Lyheroes finnaly
@@Lyheroes finnaly
@@Lyheroes finnaly
Finnaly
@@Luigi_200 u ruined it.
This is no joke, the funniest video ive seen in my life.
Jokes dont make me laugh easily.
I almost shat myself watching this
@@birdlover8968 only almost??
“what beats michael jackson”
cutely types in overdose 💀
how does bro come up with this 😭
“the concept of sour”
this game reminds me of when 8 year old me in the lunchroom playing what me and my friends called "rock paper scissors anything you wanna do" where it was rps except you could do anything and one person would automatically win by pulling out a black hole and at that point it was a battle of who could make their black hole the strongest black hole
I did the same thing!
I also did the same thing except I always mained Goku, then someone 1v1s me, say Vegeta and then we go on a 30 minute long discussion to discuss who won
Everyone born before 2012 probably did this at least once as a kid, good times
who won @@WhisPro
I had this, but it was called "Any Weapon Fight." Me and my friends would come up with more and more powerful things as we "fought." I distinctly remember "Peter Griffin's Asshole" being the most powerful weapon for some time until we found a new meta. I miss middle school sometimes.
I don't know what I find more impressive about this video, the fact that he uses super specific things to defeat other super specific things, that he manages to use Kevin multiple times, or his obsession with Damn Daniel
THE PART AT 6:52 KILLED ME
@@manuelaalicemocanu you died of an Overdose?
It killed you... And Michael Jackson as well lol
Damn Daniel is the Glass Joe of whatbeatsrock goddamn
glass joe?
Can Damn Daniel beat glass joe
@@KC_Garciaof course not, glass Joe is a professional boxer
Doggamn
At least Glass Joe won once
Today I've learnt that Damn Daniel can beat a paper afraid of Damn Daniel, and nothing else
it can also beat extremely dead memes after a 1 hour long research
rock
It can beat the weakest thing ever
damn daniel can beat lack of comedy
damn daniel can beat meme lover (does not know damn daniel)
rock>tanjiro>john (can only die to people named Daniel)>Damn Daniel
yahi looses his mind over a vine for 20 minutes straight .wav
When Cake guy all Caked up bread guy
7:36 I mean. History did definitely teach us that lesson beforehand
damn daniel being the weakest thing to ever live genuinely made me laugh
As the strongest person, Kevin fought the king of losing, Daniel, he opened his domain. Daniel shrunked back in fear as Kevin said, "Sit down, you're weak."
Daniel sat down he stopped existing
Daniel fucking implodes being in the mere presences of Kevin(Normal)
Brain rot
Yahiamice. ❌
Yah i am ice. ✅
yaha mouse
"yah, i am ice. why did you ask?"
Yah, I'm man
Yaoimice
Yurimice
0:42 stable mechanism.
2:29 black hole or time or death.
3:44 maybe allergies or an addiction therapy.
4:57 Technoblade (rest in peace)
7:39 Kevin (the architect with his anti aerospace system.)
16:11 the goat beats goat.
16:55 papercut.
1:14 EDP! EDP! EDP!
I like how there’s another RUclipsr who struggled to get the first person in the world to do something yet this guy does it more than 5 times
>Be me in my room
>Damn Daniel walks in
>Farts
>Damn Daniel Gets absolutely obliterated
>Be me
>Damn Daniel evaporates
>Be me
>breaths
>Damn Daniel explodes
Underrated comment right here
@@Voltthefox15 real
Vampire jumpscare 🧛
First :
0:08
Second :
5:05
@@j.r.s950 vampire jumpscare
@@Chaos_bacon vampire jumpscare
@@hellothereV2 vampire jumpscare
@@AshHatesKetchupvampire jumpscare
@@MrKnowItAll131 vampire jumpscare
Damn Daniel is the official WOAT🗣️🗣️🗣️🔥🔥🔥‼️‼️‼️
11:38 you can see a bad word
a yahiamice video without 9/11 jokes is like a house without foundations
You definently didnt listen to the commenting rules huh
this has taught me to never let yahi go gambling cause he'll just try "damn daniel" over and over again despite it never working
6:59 "his doctor was first" is wild
I just watched a 19 minute video to just see what Damn Daniel can defeat?
Yes. I would do it again.
Quick calculation the speed of light is 200+ million miles a second so a car going 1billion miles an hour is not waster than the speed of light 👆🤓 0:50
Damn Daniel was like “he wouldn’t hurt a fly!” ahh
18:53 no fucking way
He COULDN'T hurt a fly
The ahh magic
The ahh magic
The fly would hurt him
The devs really need to buff damn daniel.
damn daniel beats bad meme
>Be me
> Do good ol' rock paper scissors
> have gun beat scissors
> have bulletproof vest beat gun
> grenade
> bombsquad suit
> demon core
> hazmat suit
> the ocean
> diving suit
> shark
> killer whale
> leviathan
> supernova
> "Hey it's me, Goku!"
> one punch man
> is literally beaten by nothing
> nothing beaten by something
> sword
> bow and arrow
> sniper rifle
> teleportation
> precognition
> Universal collapse
> God stubs his toe, and I lose
> Horse walks in
6:09 john👨
john
>be me
>watch yahiamice cuz funny moroccan man
>1:15
>PLEASE NO
>1:18
>cantaloupe
>we are saved
>plot twist: horse walks in
The demon core. 0:29
1:55 THIS IS EVEN FUNNIER KNOWING ITS AN AI
Its like human wrote some of them. Buts its just a sassy ai
13:31 i'm so happy for Kevin's transition
He turned into the ben 10 one
7:52 DAMN DANIEL🐬🐬🐬
10:50 He couldn’t even beat atoms
0:25 You can't repeat answers.
no crap 😭
14:41 MADE IN KEVIN!
Finaly someone gets it
But why did it take this long for someone to realize it tho? 💀
the vampire still haunts him to this day
15:01 finally someone who knows the meme
Bro I Laughed So Hard When Overdosing Beat Micheal Jackson 💀💀
14:46 kevin with made in heaven
0:09 AH NOT AGAIN
@@coolguy13696 blue lobster
(First notes of Toccata and Fugue start playing)
Fr
🧛♂️
@@Doogie445 AAAAƪÆÅÃÁĄÂ
1:15 > Be me.
@@Lyheroes underrated comment
real
LMAO
You may not have pussy, but you can get bussy
unfathomably real
1:14 Let him cook🔥
🍈
jibanyan!
@EpicGamerLolhaha
Yessir.👍🏻Still a yo-Kai watch fan in 2024!!
@@MaxP5R Gera Gera po!
Is that jibanyaaaan???
2:50 actually this is the right reasoning as his little watch trinket can only turn him into to the 10 different monsters
love the dedication to finding something for Damn Daniel to beat
9:23 "GRANDPA IVE COME HERE TO DEFEAT YOU!"
"...you fool. KOKUSEN!!"
I like femboys.
18:55 THIS IS A MOMENT OF HISTORY
Take a picture
6:58 … it’s true tho-
3:20
PIZZA TOWER 🗣️🔥🔥🔥
The smooth and delectable taste of salted peanuts beats Kevin (went to therapy)
jumpscare list
10:20 mr clean (LOUD)
Dude the AIs little quips are honestly so funny. Whatever they taught this AI on is gold
> be me
> become kevin
> get defeated by horse
> be me (damn Daniel)
> Get beaten by kevin
> I feel the same pain a million times
🫂
Epic battles of history: Hydrogen Bomb vs. Coughing Babyyyy!!! Begin.
YOU OPENED THE KEVINVERSE-🍈🍈🍈🍈
Two things I learned from this
1. Damn daniel can't do shit, exept when original video
2. Kevin is a demiurge
6:14 im always here if you want me to destroy a bad netflix adaptation 👍
> Be me
> Be damn Daniel
> Die of typing
that thumbnail is devilish😭
0:29 NOO WAYY I WAS THE ONE PERSON WHO ANSWERED THE DEMON CORE
Damn daniel
beats
A toddler that likes kicking rocks
Damn Daniel is a meme, and memes are way more powerful than a toddler's tantrum.
@@CoolerBread no toddler somehow wins
Toddler kicks the rock to the phone, destroying Damn daniel
I find it funny that if you type in "obsidian knife" to beat a geologist, 7 (now 8) other people have already done that.
Edit: Also, a few other people also said that distance beats a supernova
>be me
>Damn daniel
>My oponent is the definiton of nothing itself
>I lose.
1:54 Sassy Ai 😂
3:03 Kevin "101 ppl tried this" W H A T
4:23 RUclipsr wants koi fish in pond to get freaky with his fingers
17:08 mf started barking
In Polish nonetheless
@@maseratislick59 POLSKA GUROM 🇵🇱🇵🇱🇵🇱🇵🇱🇵🇱
🍈
@@1GrayGamer me?
Damn daniel and kevin are the perfect duo
>be me, damn daniel
>someone breathes near me
>my fragile body disintegrates instantly
TF2 MENTIONED 5:42
THE MICHEAL JACKSON PART WAS FUCKING INSANITY 💀💀
15:04 You really thought a mere "damn daniel" could defeat ME?
9:30 Can't believe Yahahama didn't try "Yahamouse"
1:18 my humour is so broken i laughed so hard from this
My friend asked me to beat this Damn Daniel. After 10 seconds: Damn Daniel 🤜 My self-esteem 🤜 strong, bud hearty woman 🤜 rock. Easy
Yahi + this game = comedy gold
I managed to beat “Guy who doesn’t like memes” with “Damn Daniel”
Spamton G Spamton 😵 Reddit mod 🤜 Shower 🤜 Discord mod 🤜 Meme 🤜 Guy who likes memes 🤜 Damn Daniel 🤜 Guy who doesn’t like memes 🤜 rock
i beat internet hate with damn daniel
I beat guy who’s deathly allergic to damn Daniel with damn Daniel
Damn Daniel gonna be in villain arc after he found he cant beat a rock 😭😭
12:30 we boutta cancel the family reunion with this one
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