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- Опубликовано: 27 фев 2022
- i swear its always the days where i cannot help but fall asleep during the day, which always starts as a nap that is supossed to take no more than 20 minutes but ultimately takes more than 2 hours, where i learn something great about myself and feel giddy and silly the rest of the day or utterly destroyed by my own previous obliviousness.... i gott lucky today i took a nap today and feel extremely silly, goofy, and content, the euphoric high of a drained and noided individual..(corny i know but whatever) i swear all the computer generated music and single-wavelength light i see looks and sounds a bit better today.... i think the zuck has infiltrated my brain but i kinda like being online idk about yall... i think i have reached the zenith of what consumer culture and the mall aesthetic inspires in people... i feel as if i have traveled back to the extremely-early 2000s and also simultaneously 50 years in the future...
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Least dangerous barber in Kyrgyzstan
so true
Least dangerous barbershop in china
not to like miss the joke or anything but i remember a barbershop in bishkek that was soooo nice it had such tasty candies in the front
@DON'T CLICK THIS VIDEO чел, у меня твоя аватарка не грузится.
Safest barber in Kyrgyzstan
The amount of pain and terror on the third guys face is incredible
He seriously looks like he's about to cry
The 2nd guy seemed to be going through hell.
@Check my about page link didn’t ask
@@mrmolasses5888 + ratio
I would like the comment but...
i love how some of the barbers are cutting the customer's hair so politely and others act like it's a torture method
HOW DO YOU CUT HAIR WITH AN AXE POLITELY 😭
@@dwqafaefa...Very carefully.
Second guy was going through hell
@@craigthemonke794 tru
These local barbers also function as the dentist and abortionist. Highly skilled!
its like reverse hostel
True they just shove that power tool inside the woman's so they can start chopping the fetus to pieces so it becomes easier to pull out .
Also does the odd lobotomy too
Very nice
I'm getting my prostate exam down by these guys next week🔥🔥wish me luck my brothers🔥🔥
I don't even know if this is a barbershop or a butcher shop
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the fact that they actually make it work is astounding
@DON'T CLICK THIS VIDEO WOWW YOU HAVENT BEEN RATIOED
@DON'T CLICK THIS VIDEO Ratio
@DON'T CLICK THIS VIDEO WOWW YOU DON'T HAVE A FATHER FIGURE 😶😶❌❌
God fucking damnit I came here for reasonable well structured replies and all I get is bots. Fuck youtube.
@@funnyyylock at least you left one, bro
Women's barbershop: Girl you look great.
Men's barbershop:
👴
There is no such thing as "Women's barbershop" lol
Its called hair salon for women bruh
Actually it's Hair Salon 🤓☝️
@@whataboutart there most certainly is
0:44 the rock what are you doing here
That's his Chinese cousin the Wok.
0:06 you can literally see the agony in this man's face
This is how Gru gets his haircut.
@@ecayeta 💀
Literally sanding down the skin off
When you tell the barber to just cut it short and he does this shit
Mf literally put his leg on him💀
That Barber can make anyone look like an absolute Gigachad
He is the greatest Barber of all Time
Yes, he is.
Which one
Barber*
@@stinkystinkypoopystinkypeepee I have a theory that all those barbers in the videos are just CLONES of the same *Barber*
Cuz imo only *one* barber can have le chadful skills
@@stinkystinkypoopystinkypeepee the guy
0:06 constant pain
Life be life like be life be
Life be
Oike
@@bounceysteveWords of Wisdom ong
😫
The music made it 100 times more funnier.
yeah cuz the song name is literally called "escape" 😂
Fr
@@the.ricefarmercan you write the title in Chinese?
@@mhpnet2078《逃》
@@mhpnet2078 候旭《逃》
Geez, didn’t know you have the same kinda weird but cool experience I have with taking naps. It’s really odd but really interesting.
cocainer
I see someone else also reads the descriptions
first time i read a description in one of his videos
@@AoiTheIdolLover the descriptions are great fr
i feel so dead after day naps
Customer: yea I’ll just get a trim
Barber: **pulls out 球修剪器九十四万点二**
Ball trimmer 940000 lmao
You 2 name........
I can't
@@hoodjah.quebec.ideas2013 I hate what you love but with a ers
@@hipjoeroflmto4764 what
@@obsidian1364 read his name.
average rural chinese barbershop
When mom wants you to be a carpenter
But father wants you to be barber 😂
Underrated 😭😂
Lmaoooo
The fact that it’s in a low quality makes it extra extradionary
Wow... You didn't read that guys pfp
@DON'T CLICK THIS VIDEO I’m gonna get rickrolled…it’s best to walk away :)
@@roszatiarolana it's not a rickroll
The playlist of his channel has basically a video of his other crappy channel with a crappy gameplay
He's using that channel to self promote his other channel
Extraordinary**
The fact that those guys can get such a good fade cut by using a brush and a power tool such as a grind cutter is phenomenal control. And, the biggest mistake they could make, of course, is killing the damn man, lol.
A small sacrifice for a greater cause
@@naufalr.9521 A small sacrifice for the perfect cuting
On god, how the hell did that man finesse the angle grinder that hard
@DON'T CLICK THIS VIDEO maybe you need to click on some bitches.
@@penguiscool2334 By being a shitty welder
I've rewatched this video for unhealthy amount of times it's concerning but I just can't stop
The rock ballad in this instantly makes it 100 times better
Do you know this song? Because it sound fire 🔥
@@gakpunya5919 its 侯旭 - 逃. In English It's something like escape by Hou Xu, but the original video doesn't come up when you look that up.
@@gakpunya5919ruclips.net/video/FKjYb0SJwQ0/видео.htmlsi=fT0Tlvt4D9u5JVN1
This is a certified barbershop moment
@DON'T CLICK THIS VIDEO go away bot
More like bruhbershop.
@@AwkwrdPrtMskrt nah more like barberchop
😂😂😂😂
0:06 always gets me 😂
😂
Poor guy 🤣
The leg lock💀
Thank you for the tutorial!!!
I opened my own barbershop now, with above 70% of the people still retaining basic cognitive functioning after getting a cut!!!
Keep up the high quality content
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I feel bad for the ones who are literally regretting coming to that barbershop of hell.
1 seems alright, he knows what he wanted
6 seems fine
5 idk what’s going in
4 seems a like he got scratched
3 seems worried
2 is literally being tortured
Bro those are some nice haircuts shout-out to the barber dawg
holy smokes
Both
This literally looks like a Yakuza minigame...
Goro Majima: KIRYUUU CHAN!
*gets his hair scraped off by a lawn mower*
Substory #69: Bizarre barbers
“Kiryu-san, thank you for coming in today. None of our clippers work and we don’t have time to order more, so we need you to tiger drop their hair off”.
Lmao
Song is Hou Xu - Escape
The amount of confidence that barber had while cutting the hair so ridiculously is hilarious
0:47 he looks like the rock.
The wok
The dong
0:06 creation of the Chinese egg man
Yall already know this guy is also the town locksmith, gynecologist and lawyer, he buys all his tools at Home Depot and accepts tropical fish as payment
my favorite part is how they all look like they're in agony but still know the only way ahead is through
For anyone who understands Chinese, the song just made it 100 times more funnier LMAOO
What is name of song
Name?
@@yeahhaey3059 我好想逃
@@Pear6000 oh mAh gawd thank you fucking W
@@yeahhaey3059ruclips.net/video/FKjYb0SJwQ0/видео.htmlsi=fT0Tlvt4D9u5JVN1
0:07 pov asian parents waking their child up at 4 am to get ready for school at 7 am
Asian parents when their child only gets an A- on their math test
You have no fkg clue how accurate this is
My Chinese mom cuts my hair with razor blades attached to a Toyota’s wheel
This has been baking in my watch later for 2 years.
Worth it.
Welcome to the non-dangerous barbershop, here we use :
-Fire
-axes
-saws
-knives
-gardener's scissors
-bombs
-swords
-bows
-oil
-gas
-hands
And claws, as you see it's 0.99% dangerous.
less than a 1% dangerous is safe tho
Seems legit
And don't forget about black hole
0.99% / 1%
0.99 = 99%
0:21 he gave him a sick fade tho
The guy at 10 seconds looks like he trying to test his mettle 😂. So good
I literally got no word at this part 😂 0:06
The face of the man 💀
OMG ET EGG MEN FRUM SUNEC DE HIDGEHOG
I genuinely love the descriptions to these videos. I feel so connected like having a dialogue with Mr QTG himself. Magical moment
u weird as hell
@@Ninja-kl8do ur point?
@@lfs985 ok
@DON'T CLICK THIS VIDEO ok, I won't
@DON'T CLICK THIS VIDEO what?
I can't stop watching this
Very informational! thank you so much!! I showed this to my children to teach them about their homeland (China) they were very satisfied and sat still for the whole 51 seconds, they usually cant stop writhing and screaming for more than 10 seconds.
This is definitely me when I get sentenced to death for criticising my government.
我好想逃 🏃 又跑不掉 😩 !!!!!!!!!
0:21
The song that plays when you finish the test and get 70% of it wrong but you're just glad to have made it out
I watched it as a motivational video for motivating myself to get a haircut from this Japanese barber right around the corner
The song when fitted to the video shows pain and huge regrets . Lol
During that experience, they are questioning their choices in life
Do ypu know its name?
@@yeahhaey3059 I NEED TO KNOW THE SONG NAME
@@smellypip3621 I CANT FIND IT
@@smellypip3621 侯旭《逃》我好想逃 却逃不掉 放弃你是最痛苦的煎熬
For whatever reason when I take naps, I feel nostalgic, and I feel like I time traveled at the same time.
Really random reply but I know right? Sometimes it feels like i woke up in entirely different place and yet it kinda evokes some distant memories from a long time ago. It's more prevalent when i take a nap feeling really tired and wake up at evening/night in a dark room. You feel kinda disconnected but still somehow have that nostalgic feeling for some reason,it's really strange
@@vito7428 fr
@@vito7428 read description of video
This is one of the videos that actually make me laughed batshit crazy, thank you for posting it qtg gaming
0:44 why does the guy cutting the other guys hair look like Dwane Johnson LOL
It's not dwayne Johnson it's dwaeyin jong sun
Aka the wok
@@justsomeguy4260 YES
this is a pure piece of art
this explains why the most powerful men are bald
@YeetYaet Pretty sure it's an actual person trying to promote their washed up channel by commenting everywhere instead of creating something of quality.
@@louie2747 lol.. louie is not even your real name bruv..
@@browntaint6916 Hmm.... And I'm pretty sure Brown Taint isn't yours either. Sounds made up.
@@louie2747 Just because they're verified doesnt mean every comment of theirs is suddenly self-promotion.
Plus, their content is actually pretty decent.
0:43 Dwayne Johnson what are you doing here man 😁
You know it's a good video when you change it to 144p and nothing changes
This is the future of barber shops
This music makes it feel like the Home Depot barber
All of these barbers are secretly a kung fu grandmaster.
When the barber says “oopsy”
I like how he disguises his own thoughts and daily life in the description under the guise of a funny video.
I have not laughed for a year but this just made me laugh I am so proud
Chinese safest barbershop
truly a barber moment
As a barber, I can confirm that this is what we do when we cut someone’s hair.
I am having such an awful day but hearing you're doing good makes it a little better.
This is the most accurate depiction of what getting a cheap cut from a barber college is like.
The barber shop my mom makes me go to
The second clip made me laugh so hard 😂
I'd like to imagine this is the work of a single barber shop
Bro tried to get haircuts at the butcher's shop, carpenter shop, and construction shop
0:15
you can tell what he feelin by look at his face
he looks dissapointed
Now i know why my nephew is crying whenever his parents bring him to a barbershop.
I honestly just wish I have sleeps and naps like that. The only time I've slept and woke up so satisfied was whenever i was sore. Oh well, I hope you get more of those naps
10/10 Highly recommend. I asked the Austrian painter cut and they delivered.
This ain't even a barbershop anymore, it's a barber-wrorkshop ☠️
I have weird mini dreams that happen after I wake up and i start sleeping again
These feel like future visions of myself doing something after I wake up, like looking at my phone or opening my window
But then I wake up for real and realize that what I have been doing for the past two minutes was a dream
It feels weird
As an Asian, this is how every barbershop looks like, what a very polite and professional barber they got
THE FACT THEY ARE ALL HOLDING BACK TEARS
when your first to fall asleep at the sleepover
Barbers the only people in existence that can either make your day or ruin your whole weekend.
most metal thing I've seen all week
the bald guy getting rubbed with a wood plank is the funniest lmao
Its not a wood plank, its a wood carving tool 💀💀💀
There is no room for error here
This is the kind of memes which my father would watch to with full volume
Hammers? Wrenches? Saws? Claws? Knives? Pitchforks? Oils?
Clearly the best and safest barbershops out there. This should get a 5/5 stars on every review, this is the perfect embodiment of what a barbershop should and it’s very safe with no harmful ways of cutting hairs. 5/5 stars for SURE
when the barber says “dont move”
this is my favorite video
This is that one feeling you'll get when you see your hair gets messed up but don't have the courage to tell the barber that you hate it.
i feel ya dude 😸 idk why but everytime i take a nap, i have the best sleep ever; but when i try to sleep purposefully, i take hours and hours to fall asleep. its to the point where i have to take meds to sleep properly 😟 (btw i love your descriptions and humour. you're one of my favorites channels ever, cause you dont need to make fun of others or cause drama to be funny. ily respectfully and wish you the best, silly gloop
0:44
Well, if it isn't sussy wock working as a barber XD
Me and the homies giving free haircuts in the school yard:
those fades are sick
It's already hard enough to tell your regular barber that you didn't like the cut
Imagine trying to tell this guy
Best anime OP ever, i cri evertiem.
Ahh such a beautiful moment to embrace
Yeah those naps are weird but also amazing Lucky you I haven't had one of those in months.
YOOO i got the same pfp!!!!
dude could you do me a huge favour and help me understand the description? is it intentionally hard to understand/ironic, or am i missing something here?
damn those barbers must be trained well
0:06 this one looks brutal
0:06 BRUH, that's not even a haircut anymore, it's just straight up medieval torture. The fact that the barber even had to wrap his leg around the customer to hold him in place tho LMFAO
China has the most daring and unique barbers out there. They're the best barbers
Dude stop with all these comments. I'm mad tired of seeing you in every post. Just stop it bro
@Cat Sniffer *Ratio 😎
just block them then? im pretty sure you can block people on youtube
@@vampirejett Blocking doesn't work like that. It just lets people not comment in your own stuff
well then just ignore their comments
Jokes aside the song is fire 🔥 🔥