The Youtube Comment Section is COOKED
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- Опубликовано: 21 июн 2024
- bro fell off comments are making me insane
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Jaw u smell silly
He Smells good i think
Zip it up when ur done@@ronik7102
ballz
poo poo
He smells like the dead body’s I eat
Don’t forget how people have started saying “did you know that if you double tap the comment you like and if you triple the comment you go to replies”
nah i hate those and even the youtuber THEMSELF WILL HEART THE COMMENT
@@dav46266 nah fr
And it doesn’t even like it ☠️
Fr tho
I....actually didn't know about the reply one.
I ALSO HATE THOSE “MOM IM FAMOUS” LIKE BRO ITS NOT THAT DEEP😭
Edit 1: y’all im a girl💀
Nice pfp
I KNOW LIKE ITS ALWAYS THERE AND ITS ONLY LIKE 10 LIKES OR SOMETHING
Exactly
@@mwaruusnails are cool
Nice pfp
“1st” and “stopping kids from saying 1st” has got to be the most annoying shit I see on this platform. Kids really acting like they stopping others from saying “1st” when they’re doin the exact same fuckin thing.
Honestly though 😭
Ikr
Stopping kids from saying 3rd
Ohhh woooow, glaze me harder daddy...🙄
Can i just stick it in now?
Bro just indirectly called me out
280K visits in 5 days? bro uh.. levitated?
Ascended perchance
Flying I must say
297k watches in 144 hours, bro fell off but there was ground to land on
@@RealBanj levitated on
visits 💀
The people that say “bro fell off” are probably kicking their feet in the air and laughing and smiling while typing that comment
ong
ankles up waving their legs smh
Rolling on the floor, squealing like a duck, hair twirling smh
Bet when they laugh they go like “Nyuk Nyuk Nyuk”
"Tee-hee-hee"
Bro People who didn’t come from tik tok are allowed to like this comment 💀 first. PRAISE GOD 🙏 who is here in 3092 bro fell off Edit: THANKS FOR ALL THE LIKES GUYS MOM IM FAMOUS(this comment physically hurt to type out)
i will report you slime
@@JawbreakerJuice lmao I wanted to report myself too
@@JawbreakerJuice hes nothing. HES NOTHING.
oh no, not you bro
@@GregonimationsNOTHING nothing nothing….
The comments that are like "bro thinks he's ______💀" or "whos here ____ 👇" or "only those who didnt come from tiktok" or the comments that are like "they put so much effort into their content" with an obvious bot profile ruin my day man, seriously such a great video
10 likes and no replies? Let me fix that
There are so much toxic and cringe people on the internet fr,at this point i have lost all faith in humanity smh.
there is no faith in humanity anymore
there is no good person
we are all corrupted minds
Real 😔
"I lost my faith in humanity" bro stfu that phrase is about as cliche as those copy paste comments
you're looking on the negative side. it's not always like that. yes there are toxic and unfunny people but not everybody's like this.
@@tommarnttrust issues:😈
"thanks for the likes!" nah lets switch it up
"FUCK YOU for the likes"
I would eager to Like if that's what i will get.
get this man to 1k likes and make him edit this comment
😂😂😂
Filtered.
i liked now fuck me
I hate the kids that say "first," like, weren't you the "first" child to get neglected by your parents?
And the people who go “ stopping kids from saying” blah blah blah
DAYUM 💀💀
“@
You cooked.
Agreed
You forgot "As a [insert person who fits to the joke] I can assure you that [insert joke that is already in the video]" comments
i used to comment "bro fell off" once, but now, not anymore, im sorry the internet
It's okay. Now you know the truth.
Those mfers so annoying and they always say “it’s a joke!” When someone says it’s not funny 😭🙏
FR LIKE THAT JOKE WAS NOT FUNNY
This is the reason why I so desperately want the internet to stop being over run with kids...
I'd rather have an entire comment section of bots than annoying unfunny 12 year olds that should be outside anyway
1433 views in 7 minutes bro's cooked
That “it’s just a joke” always annoys me like yeah I know thanks for stating the obvious but it was a shit and unoriginal joke
@@packlearner6818 🙁
The worst part of these comments is that when you call ppl out for it, you’re seen as the bad guy
I remember when people insulted some1 for never seeing a 70 y.o man. Yt comments nowadays are bad asf
Same, I said "stfu" to someone for replying to their likes n shiz and got dog pilled on by 15 dif people as if it was that deep. 💀💀
just happened to me. i agreed to someone in the reply section and they got mad! even went after my father too :(
@@minteteramy man
if you still get insulted at someone insulting your mom or dad
this is 2024. expect that to happen dude
@@leskynt i’m not insulted. it’s just something that happened to me. 👍
Finally, an actual person talking about those youtube comments
This is so true. It’s like every video. I could be watching just about anything and find these comments
I felt attacked when you said "You, in the black shirt, subscribe!" Like bro I already subscribed 💀
my fault gang i’ll stop stalking you now
@@JawbreakerJuice NAHHH that's crazy bro
@@JawbreakerJuice now it's my turn to stalk you rehehehehehehehe😈😈😈😈😈😈😈
Right like I got scared for a second even though I’m already subscribed
@@JawbreakerJuice Nah bro you can't make excuses for saying that
You forgot about the "Don't read my username" comments from the users who have the same "Don't read my profile picture" username etc. thinking that they are the next Scott Cawthon, creating a "rabbit hole" that's "deeper" than the FNAF lore. Admittedly when these comment first started popping up, it was sort of cool but now it's just become super dry and overused.
I'm glad you made this video lmao, it was about time someone talked about the catastrophic state of youtube comments. Surprised that this is the first video I've seen by you, take my sub you earned it. Congrats on 500k too!
fr bro and those rage bait guys that always say “my content is better than _____!”
@@Aiden-wg4pu those are, and I mean this literally btw, bots saying that 99% of the time.
@@Aiden-wg4pualso “my farts are better than _ farts
yeah I have seen that too. its goes much darker than that as well sometimes where their content is violating TOS horribly either nsfw or some shit from liveleak. or if thats not the case its just edgy teenagers or bots who are cherry picking to make people angry for attention.
@@mortalkombat4484 If you see the fart comment and don't immediately realize that it's ragebait, idk bro you cooked
congrats on 500k, underrated tbh
I love that you've got one of those smiling flower things in your drawn room-- I just love seeing the lil guy around on the intetnet. Idek what its from but its cute!
The worst thing about RUclips is when you reply to a comment and suddenly you get notifications for every person that reply’s to that comment
FR ITS SO ANNOYING!!!
YEAH IDK WHY RUclips EVEN MADE IT LIKE THAT IT'D BE BETTER IF SOMEONE REPLIES TO OUR COMMENTS
haha you 2 people get notifications now
3
You can turn it off for specific comments by going into your notification box, pressing the 3 dots on the right side of the notification and pressing "turn off comment activity". Though granted your entire notification box could be flooded with those notifications by the time you get around to it, idk why there isn't an option to disable automatically for all comments.
Those typa comments make me lose the ability to tell if a comment was person from person or a bot
1 like in 4 minutes bro fell off
stolen comment ☹️
happwer moment?
@@TheProudGuy214 subs in one year bro fell off
@@redorangutang Your comment just proved his point even further
I just hate how these kids will try to defend their "joke" by saying that we quote "just cant take a joke". Oh, Im sorry that this video didn't get over 1k views the very 𝙣𝙖𝙣𝙤𝙨𝙚𝙘𝙤𝙣𝙙 the video was uploaded. Im glad that there is someone who finally noticed this problem. You earned yourself a new sub!
It's very rare for me to see some normal videos like this because the RUclips algorithm is so bad that all I get on my feed is brainrot videos so this was a breath of fresh air! So nice video
“You are nothing!” That part was so funny that got me cracking up like fr😂😂
True so ture
You are nothing, nothing
you serve ZERO purpose!
you should
Banger video bro, for some reason I always check the comments and it ruins my day as soon as I read these types of comments. Anyways you got a new sub 🔥
500k is a great amount of subs! Good work man!
some mfs be saying "Stopping kids from saying first" like they the savior of the comment section
Fr
Funny thing is, they still do it anyway
then it will devolve into comments like " Stopping kids from saying "Stopping kids from saying first" "
while being annoying as well
this is so real
you forgot people who comment genuinely funny stuff that relates to a video, and once it hits like 200 likes they fuckin delete the whole thing and replace it with “heh you’ll never know how i got this many likes” but on a real note tho your content is fire bro, you just got a new sub
god i yap too fuckin much
That is a whole new level of scummy, also nice pfp
@@sadfriedgamer6648I feel your pain on an astronomical level
I've never seen this, but I've heard a lot about it. sounds annoying as crap.
also Jesus loves you :D
@@disguisedcyclops4593 not the jesus loves you comment 😭 they're so annoying
“Can’t even eat dinner without a video in our face.” The fact that I’m eating dinner rn is crazy..
Man at the end when he said "ok, y-you can leave now" and his expression genuinely made me laugh
No im gonna stay for ten more hours
Bro be calling RUclips shorts demonic wait until he sees IG comments
"I POST NAKED MEN FIGHTING 🗣️🗣️🔥🔥"
"it was funny until chickenbooty528 commented" "chickenbooty528 touched my lil cousin"
and overall, just people finding ANY reason to drop the N word
IG comments are so based lol.
IG comments are brutal and always come from the stinkiest of Instagram users. You can smell the stench of them through their comments. Also, too many people use the n word there as if using it makes them funny or cool...
@@Based_Gigachad_001”Based_Gigachad”💀
Ig comments actually have humans nga
This is the first video I’ve seen of this channel and I already know I’m subscribin, you’re funny man.
"just a waste of pixels on my screen" is my new favourite insult
bro forgot the "it feels illegal to be this early 💀"
OOO I HATE THOSE LIKE U WANT A COOKIE NIGGA😭😭😭
And putting skull emojis after EVERY. THING.
@@Boowompland69ikr💀
I won't lie I never seen that one
@@Boowompland69yea💀💀
The worst comments are those that say something funny but they edit it to say "you'll never know what I said" makes me mad asf
Those are unoriginal, but at least its interesting. Its like a game to go through the replies and piece together what they said.
@@cyatram it's not
Fr bruh 💀
Or when they say something so funny then thank for the likes… then it’s not funny anymore
@@cyatram 🤓
Yay I discovered you like a few days ago when visiting my grandmas house and you’re very cool
7:38 I got a panic attack because I was actually wearing a black shirt, it also didn't help that it was in the middle of the night and i was unbelievably tired, that honestly felt like an electric shock throughout my lungs and heart.
Legit the first vid I watched from you and it's already worth a sub
But for real... Reading unoriginal NPC comments is a pain
I dislike the "first" comments. Like bro, we do not care.
First
Second
18nth
Who’s here in 2037
But are they worse than the other ones?
I hate when people put like 90000 blank lines so you gotta click view more and its some unfunny shi
Edit: Thank you for -3 likes!!!!
i wish i brought this up in video. those are so annoying
@@JawbreakerJuicefr
pizza
Hi I'm doing something useless
Why?
Why.
Hey. Hey. Hey. Hey.
Cutting a knife with a knife while Cutting that knife with a knifewhile Cutting that knife with a knife while Cutting that knife with a knife while Cutting that knife with a knife while Cutting that knife with a knife while Cutting that knife with a knife while Cutting that knife with a knife
ikr
@@JawbreakerJuicept. 2??
Fr also Congrats on 500k!!! 🎉 Good job🎉
Good job on reaching 500k!
I hate the NPCs in the comments that reply to someone's comment saying, "70 likes and zero replies? Lemme fix that!" There are so many of those people and its so damn annoying.
9 likes and zero replies? Lemme fix that!
Ten admires and a single response? I shall fix this remark.
@@tabletgenesis3439 he meant people that do this seriously
@@AmazingAmbro1 bro had to make it formal 💀
@@Conning157 Indeed, I represent mine utterances eruditely.
I actually hate the “who’s here in ___” It’s so useless.
Exactly!!!! There’s no point in asking that, like wtf
And theres those comments that are like
pEoPlE iN 2078
👇👇👇
Gentlemen and women, whom here is in thy year of our lord, 1788?
🧐👇
Respectfully, I disagree. It’s wonderful to revisit an ancient video and see that the community is still thriving, it make my heart at ease to know that it is not yet forgotten.
I disagree with this one, this type of comment is actually pretty wholesome for those who are rewatching old vids in youtube
Congrats on 500k. Love your content btw
u earned new subscriber, this video funny and relatable
I feel so seen by this video, back in my day the only npc comment you had to worry abt was kids commenting “first” on every single video they watch
Now the kids comment "stopping kids from commenting first" wich is basically the new first nowadays
It wasn’t even that annoying cause only a couple kids were saying “first”
@@justejyraphFinally someone mentioned this, this type of comment is also common in football posts
@@justejyraphnobody comments that but ok
I can’t take you serious with that pfp 😭😭😭
youtube needs to introduce captchas to stop bots commenting brainrot and also prevent toddlers from commenting brainrot too
Brainrot or otherwise known as brainwashing is a common virus in kids that are under 14 years old,it spreads extremely fast and is hard to cure its not lethal but causes the individual to behave like a bot and spread misinformation or like begging that will spread to the other individual to prevent any contact with this virus wear your report button around your face and 👎 in your pocket to prevent further spread don’t come close to to like beggars
Might as well disable comments
@@alfonsocarbon5734might as well remove youtube
@@alfonsocarbon5734ok lets go
Idk if a captcha can stop a brainrot toddlers from posting the dumbest comment to ever exist maybe It could work if the captchas were like what is 3 times 4
Congratulations Jaw on the 500K🎉
idk who you are but i saw this in my recommended and this perfectly embodies my sentiments. thank you
DUDE I HATE THOSE DAMN EDITED "OMG THANKS FOR THE LIKES!!" COMMENTS TOO LMAO YOU COOKED‼️
mfs take likes so serious i be wanting to throw up seein that
@@JawbreakerJuice ONG like brotha I don't wanna hear about you thanking everyone 😭🙏
And they have like 8 edit every 3 hours thanking everyone for likes
@@JawbreakerJuice WAITER! WAITER! MORE INTERNET POINTS PLEASE!
they gonna br jumping UP AND FUCKING DOWN for getting one like💀
the worst ones have to be the “stopping the five year olds from saying first!”
thats literally the new "first"
They've become the very thing they hated
They aren’t even stopping them smh
@@jadnassar6073and when you call them out they say you're supporting kids that say first
Bro didn't get to say first bc of them
I just found your channel, and honestly your pretty funny, I’m glad I’ve been finding more funny channels recently, and, hearing your opinion on this was pretty fun, especially for the first video of yours I’ve seen, I’m probably gonna go check that other video out now.
Congrats on 500k jaw
Thanks for the pfp idea Jawbreaker juice I will print it and put it on my wall btw congrats on reaching 500k subs halfway 2 a million
Yo
W
W pfp
I agree with you, all of those types of comments weren’t much of a problem when they started but now they’re just annoying
Nah bro one time I saw someone wanting to get pinned in a *REPLY* section. Not in the comment section, but in a reply section
If you dont know you cant pin replies because theyre sorted by date created
I subscribed the second this video started i knew this guy would be funny af 😂
straight up jaw makes one of the most enertaining vids on this platform
The MLK segment with the Peppa Pig sound effect was crazy 💀
i am insane
@@JawbreakerJuice you're more than insane, you're a monkey
@@JawbreakerJuiceDont suck my kock yet
@@JawbreakerJuiceclearly/j😭😭
@@JawbreakerJuicelove your video jaw 😊😊😊😊
2:42 “GET OUT!!!!” Scared the crap out of me
👻
Because your weird kiddo
@@TheTrueShadow666startled I was too kiddo
@@MasterAintSoYoda76 buddy how is that scary
@@TheTrueShadow666ur username is the corniest shi t
cg on 5k
Jaw every time I watch your videos there always 🔥 and also I can't believe I found someone that's Gambian just like me
comments on instagram are a lot worse than yt comments, specifically comments on meme pages with 10k followers
No srsly tho, and let's not mention the most common gifs found on every other section in Instagram
"I swear this is the only good page left on ig 😭"
At least instagram reels comments are actually funny
@@crwth001nah, sometimes they just pull out the "womp ima touch you n word" and it's SO OVERUSED like they're milking the hell out of it. a lot of them are genuinely funny tho
@@m00gAn26 oil up lil bro
im scared to think if some creators read my comments
BOO
JawbreakerJuice jumpscare
@@JawbreakerJuice AAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
bro you really commented ''I edged to this'' on a video 💀
Same tbh. like plz don’t read my comment that probably has bad grammar.😭
Is that a Takashi Murakami poster on your wall Juice? I didn't know you were aware of such a decent brand, good job for adding that to your room Jaw.
first time i commented on your vids, congrats on 500k!
The “edit: mom I’m famous!” makes my blood boil
𝚃𝚛𝚞𝚎
@@Anna-vp4lyWHÆ how did you make that font
same
Ong
Why is this all true 😂😂
the peppa pig sound effect when revealing mlk’s grave is OUTRAGEOUSSS
Yeah that was brutal
I WAS THINKING THE SAME GD THING
RUclips didn't send me a notification for this video. I'm not surprised, but still pissed.
Bro your intro is straight fire 🔥🔥🔥🔥
I also hate those stupid bots that say shit like "Don't translate" or "Please give me hate comments!"
Especially the fking like uttp police comment with like racial slurs and shit fking hate that
Haven't seen the latter one. Guess I'm lucky.
@@J.NathanSheaI think they only target like channels with millions of views and subscribers.
@@Mr_Simple2i Right.
@@Mr_Simple2i true i think yt delete my comment but idk
I must ask an age old question, Is saying “first” worse than “bro fell off”
I mean both you can find everywhere but I think saying “first” makes you look like a little kid more
idk
both are equally bad
Both are just as bad
bro fell off is worse
This is my first time watching your channel, and I rly like it
You got a new sub 😀
congrats on 500k subs man
I’m a K-pop Stan and EVERY DAMN TIME I’m trying to watch a music video from the artist or the artist is having a new comeback the comments would be like “5 vocalists, 5 all rounders, 5 visuals, 5 aces, 5 rappers,” SHUT UP.
I hate this too
being a kpop fan and avoiding second-hand embarrassment is next to impossible 😞
FR or the "the real 4th/5th gen kings/queens!!!" NO ONE CARES everyone likes and prefers different stuff this whole things of trying to label every group as the only real impactful is so annoying
“I’m a kpop sta-“ I HATE YOU.
FR..
bro thank you for finally saying it those comments were always unfunny and unoriginal
Lowkey i came back to this channel for some laughs and i got that with the bonus dlc of genuine facts 🔥
Comment sections on everything is forever cooked tho i dont think its coming back 😔
96k views in 1 day? DAMN bro is blowing up rn! CONGRATS ON 500K!
I have been seeing a new comment type where people will say “shut up -racial slur- my content is better” and it’s just plain wrong
yeah I have seen that too. its goes much darker than that as well sometimes where their content is violating TOS horribly either nsfw or some shit from liveleak. or if thats not the case its just edgy teenagers who are cherry picking to make people angry for attention.
It was probably UTTP
oh yeah UTTP's would go all the time
TECHNOBLADE IS IN HELL + RATIO + IM HAPPY MATPAT LEFT + L + MY CONTENT IS BETTER
and spam them everywhere. i devoted over 2 hours of my life to reporting them.
@@damri_notfound w mand
UTTP kids are savage creatures bro
congrats on 500k ig :)
Ngl I like how the title card changed
Haven't watched u in a while so didn't notice
You are so right about the Christian comments. Even as a Christian, these always annoyed me, but I didn't understand why for the longest time...
As an ex-Christian, I apologize on the behalf of the community.
Fr man as a Christian it's mad annoying to see these random use religion for likes
@@CT-Irodion bro thinks hes a part of the team
@@Axo1016 fr
@@colexyt8500fr like where in the bible does it say u will get reward for getting the most likes😭
Bro you don't know how long I've been looking for some youtuber to call out bullshit like this 💀💀💀 every once in a while i consider just begging for likes and pins and shit, since that works so well compared to actually original comments. I needed a video like this bruh
Sometimes it's nice to see that someone points out coming back to something like a song or famous legend video to some at certain year since you feel it nostalgic even if you never clicked the video before so seeing someone else came back to someone they like or might have just discovered a little too late like I did
And then there’s the ones that are like “WE (insert thing) WITH THIS ONE 🗣️🗣️🗣️🔥🔥🔥🔥”. Like do you really have nothing better to say??? 💀 (btw great video you just earned a sub)
Dude i hate when people randomly preach in unrelated yt videos then get mad when people say its not related to the video
bro got that gay flag on his pfp
Or getting threatened with religion
@@firepalmmy5933thats not related to the video
@@firepalmmy5933that's not related to the video
@@firepalmmy5933 fr
"We got _______ before GTA 6"
If i see this format one more time ima peel my skin off
Comment ruining edit #1: At last, I must announce my glory for all the internet by shouting out the amount of likes I have, and in return, ruin the initial humor of the comment upon observation into disrepair. What a necessary edit I have made to my comment, surely enhancing the experience of comment readers alike!
Remember the
"1900: we will get flying cars in 2023!
2023: _____"
Back then I keep on seeing these comments, but because flying cars are now in production (from what I've heard), people just stopped typing those comments and it evolved into the "we got ____ before GTA 6".
We have witnessed evolution through the RUclips comment section.
We got shadow of the erdtree before GTA 6
We got GTA 5 before GTA 6
the worse part is that most of the people that comment "we got before gta 6" don't even have a computer or a console, im not sure why they even care
We got the holy bible before GTA 6, that's crazy
This video is very good and now I am going to subscribe because this video is also funny!
Dang bro ty for this vid, this ppl are real npc, we’re in video game HELP
finally someone that doesn't make fun of ppl saying "song?" like what's wrong with asking for the name of a song?? 😭🙏
people who make fun of ppl who say "song?" are like "USE SHAZAM" or "USE YOUR BRAIN USE YOUR BRAIN THE THING IN YOUR HEAD"
I didn't know people are mad about it.... Now I can't even ask for a song in 2024😭😭😭😭😭😭 2024 fell off to the hell.
@@AmazingAmbro1 I honestly don't have shazam so i'd feel disappointed if i got flamed by that lol
we can’t even ask for the song anymore???
Deuteronomy 18:10-11 - Let no one be found among you who consigns a son or daughter to the fire, or who is an augur, a soothsayer, a diviner, a sorcerer, one who casts spells, or one who consults ghosts or familiar spirits, or one who inquires of the deadJesus is the only way to salvation ❤❤
I swear, RUclips better remove the likes on comments, like straight up remove the like button so there is more original comments and not super repetitive comments like “6 views in 1 second? Bro fell off 🤓” like they be so damn annoying fr (also CONGRATS ON 500K SUBS JAW YOU DESERVE IT)
that’s what i was thinking. would be the best way to stop the spam. also thx
I just saw one💀
If they did we wouldn’t see any good top comments that would’ve gotten likes
No keep the likes but youtube takes phrases such as
"first"
"Stopping people from saying first"
"[insert text]
👇"
"WE'RE GOING TO ____ WITH THIS ONE"
""
twitter removed likes, is yt even supposed to umm... copy that at this point? maybe make them ban the "👇" emoji!
First vid of yours ive seen, wonderful vid tbh.
Damn bro😂 , you funny , great video 🙌
You forgot those comments that say “I’m 0 years old every like I get I grow 1 year older” like I hate that shit
Yeah, or the “I will do one push-up for every like this comment gets” because you just know they’re not gonna do it
@@ilovemylips yea that one is also very bad
Or “THiS Is lILY. sHE iS 0 YeARS old. eVEry like this COamMENT GeT SHe gETs 1 YeAR OlDEr”
i never heard that one before. only the ones that go something along the lines of “ill do X ___ for every X likes” or
i wonder wut dislikes do
Someone needed to say it. Thanks for saying what we all feel. Awesome video!! Congrats on the 500k!!
ayo congrats on the 5k subs
I also see people saying like “I am so inspired by your videos that I want to start making my own. I want to buy (some sort of camera or thingy here) but I can’t afford it and my parents say if I get (this amount of subscribers here) on my channel they will buy it for me.” And then more self promoting stuff after that
That “YOU ARE NOTHING” part felt like a personal attack
shut up fn
YOU ARE NOTHING.
No cause I actually got a 5 second heart attack
"YOU HAVE ZERO PURPOSE"
TEAM JAWRMY