@@EggBeater4 an alibi is like an excuse to get out of trouble by saying you were somewhere else when an incident took place. i.e. Someone is being suspected of murder in LA. An alibi: they were in Germany during the time the murder took place. Timothy was suspected for tping a stranger’s house on Christmas Eve. Alibi: Timothy was baking cookies and wrapping presents with his Grandma all Christmas Eve Edit: here’s the dictionary definition: A claim or piece of evidence that one was elsewhere when an act, especially a criminal one, is alleged to have taken place
Sonic 1993: If someone tries to touch you in a place or in a way that makes you uncomfortable, that's no good. Sonic 2022: I can pin you down right now.
@@cymes82it was me Barry. I used my super speed to change my monocular structure to look like you and do horrendous crimes so your movie never gets made!
@@Popcultureguy3000 idk, obviously aging someone up is better, I’ve bumped into creepier and more disturbing stuff from that side of the internet, and this is coming from someone who actually likes reading fanfics and shit.
All I'm saying is that if it was a threat of violence, he likely wouldn't have mentioned pinning.. like you don't need to hold anyone still for that lmao
@@anomalocaris2593 actually no... Statutory rape can also be when a minor sleeps with a minor. Even if they are the same age. Hence why Romeo & Juliet laws exist in certain states and countries.
@@brotherhoodofsteel."alright your name is... Cain the skull ripper and you applied your resume to be in our chapter, however you have a history of chaos abuse. So I'm sorry to say this, but you didn't get the job" *BLAM BLAM BLAM*
so philosophically the lines the motion the words so deeply though out making the viewer truly look into the void and ask themselves am i looking into the void or is the void looking into me
It doesn’t make it any better that the actual Sonic & Tails voice actors for the characters hooked up in real life. Now I can’t disassociate this from where my mind goes from here.
In all seriousness though you can tell in all games, comics etc Sonic isn't interested in Amy. Tails seems to be the most special to him for some reason.
Ikr!! I was at first thinking it was gonna be some silly murder joke when I read the title, not a frickn rape joke 😭😭😭😭 The fact that I wasn’t expecting it makes it even funnier
Tails literally needs therapy after this. I mean the fact that sonic doesn't do that to Amy but TAILS of all Mobians should probably tell us that this isn't your TYPICAL sonic universe.
“I can have an alibi in half a second” is probably the scariest part.
What is "alibi"?
@@EggBeater4 an alibi is like an excuse to get out of trouble by saying you were somewhere else when an incident took place.
i.e. Someone is being suspected of murder in LA.
An alibi: they were in Germany during the time the murder took place.
Timothy was suspected for tping a stranger’s house on Christmas Eve.
Alibi: Timothy was baking cookies and wrapping presents with his Grandma all Christmas Eve
Edit: here’s the dictionary definition:
A claim or piece of evidence that one was elsewhere when an act, especially a criminal one, is alleged to have taken place
@@twintails8221 oh ok thanks
Do you know how fast I can run to hills?
No time to make sure it makes sense. Your legs are fast not your brain.
It's like a Tumblr fanfic come to life.
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666 likes......The Devil is a tumblrite
Ngl there a lot of fanfic that straight up gay and retarded
HELLO ~ Hello ~ hello 🗣
Is anyone here?
It says 3 comments are here but I don't see them
Why does RUclips do this sh!t
@@y.t.d.7912 ማርዮ 97 Real
No wonder eggman wants to get rid of sonic
this comment is too true 💀
@@February_seasonz thanks
Nah jit trippin
Hes trying to save all the kids
Of course, no one likes competition!
I love that Tails is only slightly upset. This isnt the first time they've had this conversation
I mean this is Sonic we're talking about here he'd never actually hurt tails lol he's just screwing with him XD
Jesus that’s dark 😂
Yeah, he's screwing him alright. @Ugh718
I don't think that he's joking he just hasn't said no yet
Very poor choice of words @@Ugh718
I lost it when he said "Gross"
You mean the punchline?
@@psilocybicacid7667 get the hell out, no pfp.
well she is like 12 XD but to be fair so is tails... but Sega de aged him to 8
@@kninzotagoni3635 He's even younger 💀
guess that means hes gay
Man Tails didn't even try to talk him out of it just immediaetly tried to change his target.
@@whodidthegodstrust5957 exactly he can outrun tails before he could use the but copter
he's smart like that
Clever fox, even when he is feeling the heat.
Amy is Sonic girlfriend (or something like that), she would be more willing.
@@cjholmes2990
Sonic: use that butt coper
Tails: what, why?
Sonic: I like the feeling of rotation.
Tails really tried to throw her ass all over and under the bus 😭
Tails is a boy though
The irony is that she wouldn't mind the"I can pin you down right now"part at all since that's literally what she wants him to do to her XD
@@RORONOA_THE_YONKO_COMMANDER I know?I'm not blind y'know lol
@@Ugh718 js sayin
He didn't need to outrun Sonic, he just need to outrun Amy
“We can do this the easy way or the hard way the choice is yours”
-sonic
😂
Sonic - the booty warrior 😂😂😂
@@malcgeer6459 Which _one_ , though?
Yujiro Hamna and even Goofy is one...
"Which one my rod or this rod" - sonic probably
Beat me to it @@malcgeer6459
Sonic 1993: If someone tries to touch you in a place or in a way that makes you uncomfortable, that's no good.
Sonic 2022: I can pin you down right now.
Pin you down*
I think sonic has internet in his beach house and maybe a phone
Bend you down*
We're going to Eggstein island
Oh HELL nah
"It was me, Barry." vibes from this. Lmfao
It's funny because of how much of a weirdo Ezra Miller (DCEU Flash) is.
I'm glad I'm not the only one thinking of the Leave us Flash.
@@cymes82it was me Barry. I used my super speed to change my monocular structure to look like you and do horrendous crimes so your movie never gets made!
It was I, DIO!
😂
Even in parody Amy gets none
The way we like it!
Remember, Sonic...
Tails can never die.
He will remember.
And he will tell everyone.
Tails: what about Amy?
Sonic: *I came lookin for man's butt*
Love the boondocks reference lol
See, I know who you are, Chris Hanson... or as I like to call you Chris Handsome 😏
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*"we can do this the easy way or hard way the choice is yours"*
Sonic david sonic with shadow
Looks like the space Marines had the right idea about sonic after all, kill it like the rest.
B- b- based?!
This is just "Tails the Templar"' 's origin story. He will be a true furry slaying madman.
@@chiefbeef5906 He is a furry! Are you touched by Chaos brother?
they have saved this world from degeneracy, by destroying it, "those who truly understand, know that i have no right to let them life"
@@windmillrespector he has been touched by the chaos brother we must end his life there's a chance he will try and Summon furries from the warp
"Im a warrior tails"
😂😂😂
"A lover of covering the rear"
Sonic really just let his intrusive thoughts win💀
😂😂😂
"Cause Amy doesn't have 2 tails I can grab onto like handle bars. I need stability. "
That’s crazy
🗿🗿🗿🗿
damn 💀
You’re giving r34 artists ideas
Thanks for the idea, it's time to draw.
Bro took “never back down, never give up” to a whole new level 💀
tf does this even mean
@@niffuM4205sonic didn’t want him to say no, “never back down, never what?”
What's scariest is when he says "no one can stop me" cuz truth be told...he's 100% correct.
"Do that to Amy instead!"
"Gross"
Me:💀
Sonic has his priorities straight.
At least we know this Sonic is gay and knows what he wants
@@Starsmasher287 I wouldn’t say straight
@@randomguy4804 gay priorities
Amy: 12
Tails: 8-9 💀
I'm 99% sure there's some tumblr/deviantart fanfic out there that starts just like this.
Rule 34, if you can think of it, its on the internet.
@@covahredro8370 no....noooooooo!
I saw a DA artist who tried to make it “unproblematic” by aging up Tails…. it was *still* very gross to look at.
Bro dont even summon them
@@Popcultureguy3000 idk, obviously aging someone up is better, I’ve bumped into creepier and more disturbing stuff from that side of the internet, and this is coming from someone who actually likes reading fanfics and shit.
The way Sonic said, "Gross."😂😂😂😂
Sonic: "Even I have standards."
Tails never lowered his voice to match Sonic's. If almost as if he was calling for help from anyone nearby.
They’re outside in an open field … alone , no shit he didn’t lower his voice
Why does this have 700 upvotes for no damn reason
@@BowForGlory wdym upvotes this aint reddit
no one can stop him either way
Its the little things
Tails basically just said why don't you just get some bitches
fr
Lmfao
Lmao 🤣
He has one but denies too😂
“Gross.”
Least sexually charged frontiers dialogue
I'm sorry wha
Wait what?
Wut
Bro I was just about to start playing the game, _what do you mean?_
wait they have sex in frontiers???? holy i'm gonna buy it rn cant wait to see rouge
To this day I'm not sure if he says gross as a condemnation of Tails' willingness to offer up a friend as a sacrifice, or if Sonic is just gay
Both.
Sonic just hates amy and is revolted that his best friend would suggest he even look at the hideous pink gremlin
@@Ultimate_Gamer_3000 in that case, he probably should’ve suggested Rouge, Blaze, or Sally.
@@cojosox8211 idk if sallys canon in this type of universe!!!
The latter.
Don't forget to factor in that Tails is still a child.
“I can have an alibi in a half a second, you know how fast I can run Tails?” 😳 I need an adult 😭
@@whodidthegodstrust5957 No, No you aren't.
@@whodidthegodstrust5957I got that reference
So does tails
@@mikelee1445 TFS dragon ball abriged
"Nobody could stop me"
Tails: calmly flies away
So is Eggman
If Ezra Miller was Sonics voice actor
How much do you wanna bet that Amy would've actually been okay with that? 💀
She would’ve
she would have loved that
She def would 💀
About 110%
FOR SURE! She loves Sonic🤣🤣🤣💍
"why you don't do that to Amy instead" 💀
"Gross"
I'm reporting you to nearest space marine
Litterally said "Why don't you get some bitches" LMAO
@@ryanthemostwantedfurry1281 Bruh, someone else already said that.
"Gross"
Tails unsuccessfully attempts to throw amy under the bus....or jackhammer?
Is it just me, but with how many times sonic rejects amy in some of the storylines, this is accurate
The "gross" at the end just shows he was making a threat of violence and is disgusted that tails thought it was something sexual
Or he's grossed out by women
@@5AMUR-41totally what i thought. Sounded like sonic was gonna get rapey with tails
That’s honestly what I was thinking and everyone made it sexual and I’m uncomfy 😭😭
Ohhh you dont know
All I'm saying is that if it was a threat of violence, he likely wouldn't have mentioned pinning.. like you don't need to hold anyone still for that lmao
Poor Amy. She doesn't get this much thirst from Sonic.
Yeah cause he’s a jerk
When Sonic would much rather do this to his _little brother,_ ya know Amy is has no chance with him 😂
“Gross” had my dying 😂
This is the scary side effect of every speedster fr😂
Poor Amy must’ve heard him say Gross😂
I heard that as "I could BEAT you down right now" and was confused as to why it would be gross to beat up Amy...
I was blissful in my ignorance.
Are you still in blissful ignorance?
Same
So he is saying
"I could pin you down right now"
I think he said bend or pin you down, anyway the message is the same.
The fact that tails is younger than amy frightens me even more
Your comment made me Google this for the 1st time in my life 😅 Now the video is 10x worse lol
Sonic: 15
Amy: 12
Tails: 8
@@AlexN5597 yea... I know
@@dotisdead I mean all of them are under age anyway, so legally it is free real estate
@@anomalocaris2593 actually no... Statutory rape can also be when a minor sleeps with a minor. Even if they are the same age. Hence why Romeo & Juliet laws exist in certain states and countries.
@@strikerzac I was joking. Just confirming this
I love how Sonic's implying he's grapist, I'll represent him in court.
Diddy vibes anyone? 😂lol
"WE WILL SPAY, AND WE WILL NEUTER, UNTIL THERE IS NOTHING LEFT !!!!"
Sonic wants to start with Tails’s A$$.
That line was beautiful.
SKULLS FOR THE SKULL THRONE
BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GODS
@@brotherhoodofsteel., Oi wait a minute! Youz one of dem Chaos bois ain’tcha? only a Heratik would say dat!
@@brotherhoodofsteel."alright your name is... Cain the skull ripper and you applied your resume to be in our chapter, however you have a history of chaos abuse. So I'm sorry to say this, but you didn't get the job"
*BLAM BLAM BLAM*
Amy in the bushes: DAMNIT!!!
xD
Yeah sounds about right
lmao
"IT SHOULD HAVE BEEN ME, NOT HIM!"
Touching girls is gay and I'm glad Sonic understands that.
Unless they're trans
@@Vulpas Tran don't count
@@theartman6297 Exactly 😂
@@Vulpas your one cool guy you know that right?
@@Vulpas genital mutilation... now that's hot 😭
“Why don’t you just do that to Amy?” “Ew, gross.”💀
"why won't you do it to amy instead?"
"Gross."
Most Trustable words
Amy is just a front for Sonic. He be going around the rear entrance. He wasn't kidding when he said he loves rings.
😂😅😭🪦
No
Your so wrong for this 😭😭😭
You belong in the deepest pit of hell for this. Chained to a rock and eaten by vultures type punishment.
He does love him s dogs covered in 'chilli'
Bro took “ bro’s before hoes to a whole new meaning” 💀
💀
ahem🤓
Bro took, “Bros before hoes,” to a whole new meaning.
@@axelinedgelord4459 erm🤓 actually u made the spelling mistake
@@cjholmes2990did you pay attention at all in 7th grade English?
@@AHHHHHHHH21 HAHAH JOKES ON U IM IN 7TH GRADE
''Gross'' got me dying 🤣🤣🤣
How has nobody mad a chillidog joke yet?
The Flash and Sonic: Beating cases faster than they could be opened
One case closes, another 20 are open in its place.
This is especially fucked up considering Flash's job is handling evidence
@@shiggydiggy8308 oh fuck
Rainbow Dash: “Hey! I can beat a case ten seconds flat”
@@jareththegoblinking3191 😂🤣😭
Pounding at the speed of sound.
Fastest thrusting around
Drip goku
Got places to go gotta follow my *RAINBOW*
😭
Yes, officer, that's him right there-
I like how sonic said gross to tails and looks dissapointed for what he said
Bro’s gonna bang him at the speed of light 💀💯
Ya ☠️
"IT SHOULD'VE BEEN ME, NOT HIM!" -amy
His Tails are handle bars.......
I mean, you're not wrong, but you didn't have to comment on it...
MY CHILDHOOD NOOO
BRUH
@@somedoomermetalhead7377 😭😭😭
On one hand, that would be kinda hot. On another, that baby boy is 8, stahp.
"Gross, she's a woman, tf is wrong with you Tails?"
To imagine sonic is actually really fucked up and tails is just a hostage
I’m traumatized after that 💀
Tails: Why don't you go do that with Amy instead?
Sonic: Gross
😂😂😂
😂 Lol
Ajdjsjdj😂😂😂😂
😂
She's like 12 and sonic is 15 that is illegal that is why I ship sonic with sally.
@@UltraInstinctShadow124did you not realize the entire joke.
Tails is 8
A lot more sexual tension than I’d like
Even more than the knuckles interactions in sonic frontiers
@@e2011ugdial
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link for research
this was the same account that made Racist Mario. Nobody is safe.
Not enough.
Lol how does Sonic's whispering have such a legitimately great ASMR sound to it even with such fucked-up dialogue
Chris Chan has entered the chat.
"what are the cops gonna do huh!? id like to see them try and catch me!"
That would've Ben perfect.
that's why he's wanted in 9 different countries
Until Donut Lord shows up then Sonic's got some explaining to do.
The police caught sonic in SA2, they could do it again.
@@stitch3486 Ben 10!?
And thats how “is sonic gay?” was born in my search bar
What were the results?
Pretty gay
@@jameslilly3750 Damn...
@@joeljrdominguez616 Tails dies. They never go on their trip to Europe
Double damn.
I'm loving this Sonic Parody
The dangers of having an older male best buddy...and only ever wearing sneakers and gloves with him.
*”I could pin you down right now.”*
⛔violation⛔
“No one can stop me. You couldn’t stop me. I could have an alibi in half a second. Do you know how fast I can run, Tails?”
What?😟
@@thomasgaminglife5479 No one can stop me. You couldn’t stop me. I could have an alibi in half a second. Do you know how fast I can run, Tails?
@@The_Ultimate_Agent I just read this comment making the same voice as sonic ☠️☠️
Tails: I need an adult
Sonic: I am an adult
Sonic: "It's free real estate"
Eggman: "Step away from the fox, hedgehog..."
"I can pin you down right now!"
Damn Sonic what kinda shit you into?
Minors, apparently
@@thomasboland540I mean he's a minor too
@@apelle4679Sonic is 30 while Tails is 8
@@shinobimaster5920 currently in the lore they're 15 and 10-12 but in this video seems Tails is much younger than Sonic
@@shinobimaster5920so youre telling me tails is 8 for over 30 years?
That’s a scary thought he could do anything so quickly you COULDN’T stop him
It was me Barry!
@@donaldduck1565 BARRYYYYYYY………WHY
@@obolstudios5154 why do I imagine Carl from the llamas 😂 caaaarrll how could you do this?!!
Then again it would be over before you know it so all you will have is a pain in the ass
You know with that crazy hostel personality Sonic just revealed. It's surprising he never did that to Amy whenever she got to clingy to him.
Bro, I thought he said "bros" and the whole phrase came to mind... I thought it cut off for a reason😂
"You couldn't stop me.." Pure malice 😂
Y’all needa make this an episode rn 💀💀💀💀
Bruh
I too want to see Tails get pinned down
That won't be on RUclips that's for sure
@@D3xterJettsterHol up what 🤨
@@D3xterJettster same but not from sonic FROM ME
so philosophically the lines the motion the words so deeply though out making the viewer truly look into the void and ask themselves am i looking into the void or is the void looking into me
Holy crap he’s a menace to society
No wonder Tails always follows him.
Hol up
@@error_the_crow u are
We're not doing today
@@error_the_crow That doesn't necessarily make Tails a freak either, Sonic just admires him
He doesn’t wanna get pinned
Well this explains robotnik always trying to kill him. Hopefully they take it down so it becomes canon.
The good Doctor goal is to get rid of furries
Need to have a robotnik and Space marines colab.
Ever heard of Odwarg's game named "Eggman hates furries"?
What do you mean hopefully
Sega isn’t like Nintendo they don’t take down fan stuff as long as it’s free (witch is why I like sega abit more than Nintendo)
Tails wouldn’t question him, he’d beg for it
Bro randomly threw Amy under the bus for no reason 💀
It doesn’t make it any better that the actual Sonic & Tails voice actors for the characters hooked up in real life. Now I can’t disassociate this from where my mind goes from here.
Wait they did? Congrats to them i guess
There's some irony somewhere in there
HELP WHAT
source
That has to be fake💀
@@giddy9831 unfortunately it is not. It is confirmed, look it up right now. I dare you to see what I’ve seen.
Bro said 'im feeling romantical'
In all seriousness though you can tell in all games, comics etc Sonic isn't interested in Amy. Tails seems to be the most special to him for some reason.
❤wow this looks amazing 🤩
Sonic: "I'm not a furry!"
_"Oh. Please, Honey."_
So he's, a fleshy?
He a hedgehog not furry
“I can pin you down right now, no one could stop me, you couldn’t stop me.” wow I knew he was thirsty for Tails but not to this extent lol
wtf
He's eight
He’s threatening him
Okay that's acceptable
@@phantasmo88he could have just said he would kill or mangle him.
“It was me Barry” vibes 💀
“Why don’t you go do that to Amy?” The scariest part.
When he whispered “I can pin you down right now” it caught me off guard and I nearly dropped my phone 🤣
Ikr!! I was at first thinking it was gonna be some silly murder joke when I read the title, not a frickn rape joke 😭😭😭😭
The fact that I wasn’t expecting it makes it even funnier
🤣
The dig at Amy is the real punchline!
“I know what you do when you sit on those park benches, Tails… no jury would convict me.”
@Red Soldier its a ref to the furry comic 2 babies 1 fox
@Red Soldier dont blame you man it was a bad comic
@@bladestorm7433 nothing good comes from furries what are you even smoking?
@@chadmann2724 idk, they make some cute art sometimes and are usually pretty chill from my experience.
@Red Soldier It's so much worse than just being furry.
that went from 0 to 100 real fucking quick.
"Why dont you go do that to amy instead"...
*"Gross"* IS CRAZY💀💀
".......Gross."
F-ing LMAO. 🤣
Tails literally needs therapy after this. I mean the fact that sonic doesn't do that to Amy but TAILS of all Mobians should probably tell us that this isn't your TYPICAL sonic universe.
@@miguelsilva9085 that was a thing in a sonic comic?!
wait, that's a thing in the comic??
“gross.” got me dying 🗿
"Gross" LOL LOVE THAT PART