0:26 "There's a child looking at me... in a very suspicious fashion. _Helloooo,_ did you see the penguin? Yeah, penguin!" Probably my favorite line of his from literally anything ever.
@@Sparkfist yeah, that was BS, and skillfully delivered...he mixes fact with fiction, in a subtle mix of bullshit and reality...it makes him a great story teller :) Meanwhile, I was agreeing with you. It was a joke.
Glad too see you in the UK Randy, i lived in scotland, dont get use to the sunshine, it rains a hell of a lot. but yes the scenery is beautiful, good luck on your tour. good luck, stay felty lol xx
I really think we need to invest all of our greatest scientific and technological minds on the planet into discovering some way to make Randy Feltface a real person. NASA? Space ain't going anywhere. Get those folks on the Randy thing. Discovering the cure for cancer? It can wait! Need me sum Randy! Fixing climate change? We're probably too late on that anyways, so lets move those guys to something more useful......such as making Randy a real person! GET ON IT PEOPLE!!
I think he has to prove himself… truthful, courageous, and something else, and he can be a real boy. He’s a standup comedian whose comedy kinda relies on him being weasely yet loveable. This might take a while with blue fairy magic
Am I the only one that would love to see a documentary about the aliens of extraordinary ability about three last of there kind species, Randy, The Great Gonzo and Gordon Schumway.
I have hand fed two giraffes at the Wisconsin Dells. It was an amazing experience but In the end I feel terrible they were both in a cage so small they had less then 10 steps from one fence to the other.
Glad to see Australia's government officials take time for themselves and relax at a zoo. Just unwind from the stress of politics and enjoy the giraffes.
Bit lower energy than the last time I saw him. Bloke needs some protein. I'd love to see him explain how those penguins are only eating fish out of a 'social construct' or something.
Randy seems like he'd be a horrible parent, but the perfect uncle.
Exactly. Just like me. Ask my nephew. And also his parents.
If you watch one the videos he talks about his uncle.
Randy being a solitary wooooer.
Love finding new Randy footage.
Same here.
Me too.
It’s like a RUclips scavenger hunt 😉
Saem
Me too. He's epic
0:26 "There's a child looking at me... in a very suspicious fashion. _Helloooo,_ did you see the penguin? Yeah, penguin!" Probably my favorite line of his from literally anything ever.
this is exactly the kind of content i need in my life
I came here for Randy but I stayed for the giraffes. It was truly multi-platform. Thank you, Randicus. 🙏
I love how Randy talks utter BS. You know it is but he has the confidence in his tone that make you wonder if he's right.
lols yeah but he knew giraffe horns are called ossicones... :)
@@siobhancolombo1627 giraffes are great swimmers?... come on!
@@Sparkfist yeah, that was BS, and skillfully delivered...he mixes fact with fiction, in a subtle mix of bullshit and reality...it makes him a great story teller :)
Meanwhile, I was agreeing with you. It was a joke.
Randy is my favorite Australian which says a lot
Hey Randy, a group of giraffes is called a “tower.” So you’re looking at a tower of young male giraffes.
Glad too see you in the UK Randy, i lived in scotland, dont get use to the sunshine, it rains a hell of a lot. but yes the scenery is beautiful, good luck on your tour. good luck, stay felty lol xx
The rain makes Scotland so beautiful. Like ireland. 👍
Randy is simply the fecking BEST
I really think we need to invest all of our greatest scientific and technological minds on the planet into discovering some way to make Randy Feltface a real person. NASA? Space ain't going anywhere. Get those folks on the Randy thing. Discovering the cure for cancer? It can wait! Need me sum Randy! Fixing climate change? We're probably too late on that anyways, so lets move those guys to something more useful......such as making Randy a real person! GET ON IT PEOPLE!!
I think he has to prove himself… truthful, courageous, and something else, and he can be a real boy. He’s a standup comedian whose comedy kinda relies on him being weasely yet loveable. This might take a while with blue fairy magic
Is Randy just making up giraffe facts? If not, wow!
WOOOoo
Group: “wooo”
Other people: “There having a great time”
Person by themselves: “wooo”
Other people: “ Stay away from that person”
@@electriceng107 You can't woo at the butcher's anymore
@@OmarElmezeny I no longer want you to purchase my meat products
My son showed a bunch of his videos and I got hooked.
Am I the only one that would love to see a documentary about the aliens of extraordinary ability about three last of there kind species, Randy, The Great Gonzo and Gordon Schumway.
excited af about the new show. even though I'll never be able go see him in person. hope to at least see some clips of it eventually
I have hand fed two giraffes at the Wisconsin Dells. It was an amazing experience but In the end I feel terrible they were both in a cage so small they had less then 10 steps from one fence to the other.
Where was this? I live by the dells, I've never seen giraffes
@@aliengranpa I saw them in the route of the Bigfoot zip line tour.
Randy thanks for turning a grey day into sunny one.
Like how Randy is full of positive energy and BS at the same time😂
did you see any edinburgh fringe
HOW HARD IS IT TO SEE A GIRAFFEE AT A ZOO?!?!?!
FIELD
FOOD
FELT
FIELD
FOOD
FELT
FIELD
FOOD
FELT
PUT EM TOGETHER.. AND YOU'VE GOT A GIRAFFEE AT A ZOO!!
Glad to see Australia's government officials take time for themselves and relax at a zoo. Just unwind from the stress of politics and enjoy the giraffes.
Why is this me when I go to the zoo?! 😂
Bit lower energy than the last time I saw him. Bloke needs some protein. I'd love to see him explain how those penguins are only eating fish out of a 'social construct' or something.
Calm down. It could just be because he's in Scotland.
Ancient Dinosaur the Giraffy is yes :D
Randy sees penguins
*Okay, how did I get here?* ⭐ 😃 👍
"Am I looking at the penguin?"
should we let randy talk to kids, definitely not
Randy
Wuuuuuh!😅
The knee pad cost alone........
I didn't know there was such a thing as a T-Rex breeding program. Though I can't help but wonder why any zoo would want to breed T-Rexes.
Woooo
The hell are talking about gentle there mean spirited trickerster that will stomp you out
#giraffacts
Wait he’s canonically an alien?
Cant stop but questioning myself : If Randy isnt a social creature...maybe thats why his..."species"...is endangered ? Food for thoughts.
Get out an touch platform.