SCP-682 vs SCP-096

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  • Опубликовано: 21 сен 2024

Комментарии • 7 тыс.

  • @AdultToons
    @AdultToons 5 лет назад +10014

    SCP-682 - "Why can't you be normal and just die!?"
    SCP-096 - *Screeches Uncontrollably*

    • @Persac7
      @Persac7 5 лет назад +137

      RREEEEEEE REEEEE REEET BBBERRRRRRRRR RAAAAATTTT REEERE RUUUUUUUHHHAAAAA

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      @duolingoowl127 5 лет назад +138

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    • @theminuskai7453
      @theminuskai7453 5 лет назад +126

      WRYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY

    • @poggatura
      @poggatura 5 лет назад +111

      ZA WARUDOOO

    • @mrgears3045
      @mrgears3045 5 лет назад +51

      @@poggatura DIO

  • @mr.m9825
    @mr.m9825 4 года назад +3347

    I love how after the fight, after 096 gets exposed 682, 096 is like “nah fam, i aint touching him ever again” they’re both so frustrated about the fact that they can’t kill each other lol

    • @herospaces4114
      @herospaces4114 4 года назад +233

      Mr. M I would be mad as well,Fighting someone for hours just for them to recover from the wounds,and they can’t hurt you either since you recover as well.pretty much a pointless fight with no winner

    • @semicolon2599
      @semicolon2599 4 года назад +142

      One regenerates from all of its wounds, the other is impossible to wound.

    • @afisch1694
      @afisch1694 4 года назад +12

      Omnipotent I thought if you go for 096 spine you can kill him

    • @nova1726
      @nova1726 4 года назад +62

      A Fisch 096's bone structure is basically indestructible, so going for its spine won't do nothing more than making it go "'Tis but a scratch"

    • @scptime1188
      @scptime1188 4 года назад +47

      I also love how 096 becomes a skeleton and is somehow still moving. Maybe it was October?

  • @WinterFox1000
    @WinterFox1000 5 лет назад +4616

    So Dr. Bright isnt allowed to put scp's against eachother but the other scientists can? No fair

  • @TheRedPandaCat
    @TheRedPandaCat 4 года назад +5021

    D-class: _walks into containment cell to clean, sees the literal bloodbath_
    "God dammit, I knew I shouldn't have killed those kids…"

    • @thecircleoft.e.d2121
      @thecircleoft.e.d2121 4 года назад +206

      And it just comes rushing out like the elevator in The Shining. He'd be there all day.

    • @murder1625
      @murder1625 4 года назад +85

      i think it's need more than 1 month to clean that

    • @drrunner4146
      @drrunner4146 4 года назад +87

      *I AM THE PURPLE GUY*

    • @cyberseal2993
      @cyberseal2993 4 года назад +37

      super saiyan bule COME AND SEE THE SHOW TONIGHT

    • @ia6495
      @ia6495 4 года назад +20

      @@cyberseal2993 Turn the spotlight onto me My body's ready
      Now begin!

  • @Hypergen-
    @Hypergen- 5 лет назад +6541

    SCP-096: “I fear no man...”
    SCP-096: “but that thing”
    *Looks at SCP-682*
    SCP-096: “It scares me”

    • @banana1430
      @banana1430 5 лет назад +27

      lol.

    • @natelong8000
      @natelong8000 5 лет назад +70

      Hypergen or it doesnt scare him

    • @banana1430
      @banana1430 5 лет назад +39

      @@natelong8000 But it does.

    • @TheAndermany
      @TheAndermany 5 лет назад +318

      Duolingo: "I fear no man..."
      Duolingo: "But that thing"
      *Looks at Google translate*
      Duolingo: "It scares me"

    • @banana1430
      @banana1430 5 лет назад +42

      @@TheAndermany That's a new one.

  • @liguow
    @liguow 4 года назад +2108

    SCP 096: stop spawn killing
    SCP 682: stop spawning

    • @moonbeam_2578
      @moonbeam_2578 4 года назад +11

      Why do i see you everywhere ebola bird

    • @Trademarked26
      @Trademarked26 3 года назад +57

      Other way around

    • @coryclark5442
      @coryclark5442 3 года назад +8

      Underrated

    • @boomboone47
      @boomboone47 3 года назад +37

      @@Trademarked26, Nah, 682 can’t die; that’s the whole point. There’s just no current way to kill 096.

    • @orion3298
      @orion3298 3 года назад +4

      ಠ_ಠ

  • @RaySpartan315
    @RaySpartan315 5 лет назад +2403

    Scientist 1: *I GOT MY MONEY ON THE BIG ONE!*
    Scientist 2: Nah bro, 096 will definitely win this one.
    Steve: The safest choice would obviously be to bet on neither.
    Every Scientist: *...*

    • @felixgutierrez993
      @felixgutierrez993 5 лет назад +14

      Well he was right but where the fun in not being a little optimistic here and there lol

    • @sootythunder3111
      @sootythunder3111 5 лет назад +24

      Ray Spartan meanwhile dr bright is in the background “place your bets here place your bets”

    • @SetSeth-yl6ke
      @SetSeth-yl6ke 5 лет назад +6

      @@sootythunder3111 While all the d-bois and scientists alike bet on some money,One with scp 420 j and one with scp 500 on these two scp's clashing

    • @duck3819
      @duck3819 5 лет назад

      I love you steve

    • @kylabeau
      @kylabeau 5 лет назад +2

      someone steals 420 J

  • @theotherghostgirl337
    @theotherghostgirl337 4 года назад +1735

    Now I’m just imagining a drone picking up a bloody skeleton by the armpits and flying it down a hallway.
    And it’s hilarious

    • @yeetsrus7955
      @yeetsrus7955 4 года назад +16

      I get Super Jail vibes from that

    • @Hammer_Of_Olympia
      @Hammer_Of_Olympia 4 года назад +54

      Even better, a drone carrying SCP-096 from the back of his ribcage

    • @MrGetty-kh1ch
      @MrGetty-kh1ch 4 года назад +29

      the other ghost girl Imagine a someone has no idea what’s happening no turns around the corner to see a frickin skeleton flying towards them.

    • @octorat8481
      @octorat8481 4 года назад +12

      My kind of Halloween decorations

    • @thechargentarge1341
      @thechargentarge1341 4 года назад +7

      XD WHY AFTER READING THIS LAST NIGHT I DREAMT I WAS AN SCP FOUNDATION JANITOR AND I SEE HIM WITH A DRONE THEN ME WALKING IN AND SEE THE BLOODBATH LOL

  • @doggoawesome4479
    @doggoawesome4479 5 лет назад +5405

    Finally a worthy opponent!
    Our battle will be legendary!

    • @funkmantim2661
      @funkmantim2661 5 лет назад +119

      meanwhile where Dr.Bright is
      Dr.Bright: hey Clef, wanna watch the recordings from site 13 again? fucking loved that three way battle at the end.

    • @ottopike737
      @ottopike737 5 лет назад +18

      bad guys, bad guys, and explosions.

    • @thelastpro3dmangourdet434
      @thelastpro3dmangourdet434 5 лет назад +14

      Po can kill all SCP ;)

    • @reianvase6683
      @reianvase6683 5 лет назад +7

      @@thelastpro3dmangourdet434 fuck you...clearly you have little idea about how dangerous SCPs are

    • @I.astar.
      @I.astar. 5 лет назад +15

      Reian Vase ay mate, ever heard of a joke?

  • @HectoR-Da-Milk-Man
    @HectoR-Da-Milk-Man 4 года назад +4429

    682: *Looks at 096*
    096: *Starts to scream and run*
    682: *Oh? You're approaching me?*

    • @username7858
      @username7858 4 года назад +59

      Is that a JoJo reference?

    • @bappo2255
      @bappo2255 4 года назад +16

      Ho!

    • @gokulsharama9876
      @gokulsharama9876 4 года назад +103

      I can't [REDACTED] the shit out of you without getting closer

    • @skinnymaster1838
      @skinnymaster1838 4 года назад +19

      Is that a jojo reference

    • @pr6897
      @pr6897 4 года назад +28

      everywhere i go theres a jojo reference

  • @SagittariusAyy
    @SagittariusAyy 4 года назад +1543

    Well, let's be real here: While it was technically a failed termination attempt, this was possibly the most successful one, too. Not many SCPs can say they battled 682 to a stalemate.

    • @SakuyalzayoiTheMaid
      @SakuyalzayoiTheMaid 4 года назад +139

      peanut and a white enderman is as powerful as a bloodthirsty reptile with extreme malicious intents

    • @skelet8337
      @skelet8337 4 года назад +56

      But now he adapted to have acid lanchuble spikes and tentacles was it worth it

    • @ChaotiX1
      @ChaotiX1 3 года назад +17

      173 did.

    • @hausuandim1193
      @hausuandim1193 3 года назад +9

      Not too many SCPs could say that they killed 682
      Except for one

    • @BlackCat-tg7th
      @BlackCat-tg7th 3 года назад +17

      @@hausuandim1193 Oh, Death?

  • @bilferdthechosenone7724
    @bilferdthechosenone7724 4 года назад +3334

    Me: stares at a photo with a little white pixel
    Also me: Why do I hear boss music?

    • @nootnootmofos7415
      @nootnootmofos7415 4 года назад +15

      Do you even know where "Why do I hear boss music?" Is from?

    • @victorholmes5225
      @victorholmes5225 4 года назад +27

      NOOT NOOT MOFOS
      It’s from terraria but why does that matter?

    • @nootnootmofos7415
      @nootnootmofos7415 4 года назад +7

      @@victorholmes5225
      Bc I will never call it scream instead of music

    • @Wolfe-ku2zr
      @Wolfe-ku2zr 4 года назад +7

      STOP STARING AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH - scp 096

    • @bilferdthechosenone7724
      @bilferdthechosenone7724 4 года назад +6

      Thanks for the likes

  • @Shirokroete
    @Shirokroete 6 лет назад +1871

    Has anyone ever checked SCP-682's foot? Maybe he simply got a splinter in there and that's the reason why he's angry.

    • @pickamon1624
      @pickamon1624 6 лет назад +212

      HOLY SHIT YOU SIR IS A GENIUS

    • @Samu0205
      @Samu0205 6 лет назад +248

      You will be promoted to a O5, congrats!

    • @MaxBlaine2005
      @MaxBlaine2005 6 лет назад +244

      wait a minute, why dont we check every keters foot, maybe thats why they are so dangerous, because they are in pain

    • @pickamon1624
      @pickamon1624 6 лет назад +134

      @@MaxBlaine2005 NOW THERE ARE 2 PEOPLE THAT ARE A GENIUS HOLY SHIT

    • @soupperson280
      @soupperson280 6 лет назад +32

      Shirokröte is that a SpongeBob reference

  • @AlecSK27
    @AlecSK27 5 лет назад +2840

    SCP-682 seems to have a difficult time adapting a resistance to all those sedatives they keep using on him...

    • @jmcsquared18
      @jmcsquared18 4 года назад +517

      Probably because a sedative technically isn't damaging. It just calms you down.

    • @HiddenOcelot
      @HiddenOcelot 4 года назад +258

      @@jmcsquared18 they could also use mind altering drugs to calm it down, it doesnt damage, only changes.

    • @bakedpasta1020
      @bakedpasta1020 4 года назад +122

      Possibly different sedatives do it can’t adapt

    • @stevieboi3319
      @stevieboi3319 4 года назад +125

      It's just inconsistencies within the story, its normal for every story especially if you have mutliple writers

    • @Prometheus-ns6cm
      @Prometheus-ns6cm 4 года назад +91

      For real lol. It’s alr if he couldn’t be knocked unconscious he’d be too OP and they’d have no way of keeping him restrained or re containing him, basically plot armor for the foundation lol

  • @mrxbx9002
    @mrxbx9002 5 лет назад +2438

    Something tells me the janitors aren’t paid enough at the SCP Foundation.

    • @fallingfantasy105
      @fallingfantasy105 4 года назад +142

      D class aren't paid

    • @bluerazzberryskelly7601
      @bluerazzberryskelly7601 4 года назад +52

      Why do I think they don’t live that long

    • @dapperfield595
      @dapperfield595 4 года назад +29

      Cheeseburger Freedomman Because they either get terminated or given amnestics and thrown back at the Foundation

    • @denji6975
      @denji6975 4 года назад +16

      @@voltmp4 they'll be given amineasiacts

    • @frederikboeggild
      @frederikboeggild 4 года назад +10

      Actually at the end of the month They are just killed i think

  • @PythorSehn
    @PythorSehn 4 года назад +454

    7:56 "the walls will be checked for structural damage"
    Me: There's still walls?

  • @alaskagyal
    @alaskagyal 5 лет назад +2379

    SCP-682: pls stop
    SCP-096: ARWVEEE ORRGH KAYAYAYAARFH

    • @jay-vg5eg
      @jay-vg5eg 5 лет назад +46

      True true

    • @Dom_C7591
      @Dom_C7591 5 лет назад +221

      Alamkan Countryball ikr
      SCP-682: You’re being very annoying, skinny boi
      SCP-096: rrrrrrRRRRRRRRREEEEEEEEEE
      Edit: Thank you guys SO much for the likes! I honestly never had this many before and I’m very grateful :)

    • @kingartison
      @kingartison 5 лет назад +32

      He was aggravated by the crying lol

    • @munastronaut8147
      @munastronaut8147 5 лет назад +63

      SCP-682: just stop i want to live please.............
      SCP-096 ADEJEJSJDDJJUUIIUYRFBNNGTEDDFHNKOOIJKK

    • @anonyfamous9353
      @anonyfamous9353 5 лет назад +28

      more like "omae wa mou shindeiru"

  • @ouffman769
    @ouffman769 5 лет назад +4913

    096: *loses all of his flesh from his body*
    *still manages to cry without any fluid or flesh*
    Edit: wait how would the bones be floating in place when theres nothing to connect them lol?
    Edit 2: I'll be back by 2021 and see if I'm alive by then
    Edit: omg I survived 2020 I'm a literal god
    Edit: 2022 a
    Edit: 2023 I'm alive. Nuclear fusion is possible

    • @danielcastillo591
      @danielcastillo591 5 лет назад +437

      Me after the final exams

    • @patrykborowczyk4874
      @patrykborowczyk4874 5 лет назад +99

      does he have an regeneration skills ?

    • @bigdoinks5884
      @bigdoinks5884 5 лет назад +134

      @@danielcastillo591 you cry without any flesh and fluid removed by 682?

    • @danielcastillo591
      @danielcastillo591 5 лет назад +173

      @@bigdoinks5884 Let's say shit goes down different where I'm from

    • @ll-li3dt
      @ll-li3dt 5 лет назад +59

      OUFF MAN yeah because he has CALCIUM with those bone of his obviously

  • @sonicandshadowsjunction
    @sonicandshadowsjunction 5 лет назад +2609

    Lmao 682 gave 096 such a hard time that 096 basically wanted to kill itself everytime it saw 682 such respect.

    • @galixedoutdumb1104
      @galixedoutdumb1104 5 лет назад +10

      Scp is fake its a computer game thats the only reason we know what scp means look it up itsba game

    • @awesomesausome1557
      @awesomesausome1557 5 лет назад +117

      Also artist interpretations don't make 096 all rage and murder.
      As for "it's from a game" it's all from the website which started from a forum which started from a single post of a weeping angel if it was a bean

    • @adrian-wz2zw
      @adrian-wz2zw 5 лет назад +30

      Sonic and Shadow's Junction 096 was crying. Cause that’s his method of killing, he cry’s when you look at him because he thinks he ugly and the longer ou stare the more angry he becomes so he attacks you.

    • @sonicandshadowsjunction
      @sonicandshadowsjunction 5 лет назад +3

      I never asked since I already knew but okay.

    • @anexplosion5436
      @anexplosion5436 5 лет назад +8

      @KillerOtter plays I knew about it from secret lab prior to the website. Unlike Galixed, i am aware the website came first.

  • @hoomanbeing6254
    @hoomanbeing6254 4 года назад +925

    *682: "AAAAAAAAAAAAA"*
    *096: "AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA*
    *AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA"*

    • @bearyboi7474
      @bearyboi7474 4 года назад +22

      My sister when she sees a spider: "AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA"

    • @randomanimations8488
      @randomanimations8488 4 года назад +18

      @@bearyboi7474 me when i see a cockroach:
      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    • @Persac7
      @Persac7 4 года назад +5

      @@randomanimations8488 stfu

    • @alexjackyperson101
      @alexjackyperson101 4 года назад +2

      Dragon ball fight but in scp world

    • @AnOmnimors
      @AnOmnimors 3 года назад +6

      @@randomanimations8488 God i should not of clicked read more

  • @nefhelimwhat609
    @nefhelimwhat609 6 лет назад +770

    Lizard vs introvert: coming soon on theaters

    • @pickamon1624
      @pickamon1624 6 лет назад +19

      I would see that

    • @Lolguy-qr6ty
      @Lolguy-qr6ty 6 лет назад +47

      Lizard: I’m gonna kill you
      Introvert: (playing fortnite)
      Lizard: (joins him)

    • @aaronholmes-black6621
      @aaronholmes-black6621 6 лет назад +7

      Sounds like a Syfy special...

    • @Ice-ol8pz
      @Ice-ol8pz 6 лет назад +4

      I'll take 3 tickets. The I-max version please

    • @teriyakibeef0498
      @teriyakibeef0498 6 лет назад +1

      The fish communist republic of FISH thats one way to put it

  • @MR_ILLUSTRATED
    @MR_ILLUSTRATED  6 лет назад +3333

    So many hours were spent drawing that scale texture on SCP-682!

    • @yeetuscleetus3833
      @yeetuscleetus3833 6 лет назад +41

      You did well!

    • @theklefkiauthority6504
      @theklefkiauthority6504 6 лет назад +18

      It looks great

    • @whatscracklin7390
      @whatscracklin7390 6 лет назад +11

      SCP ILLUSTRATED they look amazing

    • @thegoldenplague-mask5438
      @thegoldenplague-mask5438 6 лет назад +13

      Darnit, I'm n o t *f e r s t*
      Edit, just finished watching this,
      Holy
      Sh1t
      This was one heck of a battle,
      096 lost all of the muscle and flesh on its bones, not dead.
      And 682 was a pool of viscera...
      Also not dead.
      Truly 2 unstoppable forces fighting to the nonexistant death.

    • @IcyBeastIsCool
      @IcyBeastIsCool 6 лет назад +4

      SCP ILLUSTRATED Can u do SCP 1000 please

  • @skullz3438
    @skullz3438 5 лет назад +1024

    682 : *bro pls stop this is not necessary*
    096 : EADGSZVADGSCSASFJLUEVCA *proceeds to punch 682 repeatedly on the face*

    • @ionajordon-matthews5029
      @ionajordon-matthews5029 5 лет назад +12

      To be honest, that would be the funniest thing in the universe (if it was real)

    • @austin2787
      @austin2787 5 лет назад +17

      096 is just a small nuisance to 682, just like this,
      682: bro, just stop, it's annoying
      096: HIBITY JIBBITY, I WANT YOUR HEARTY

    • @focalpoint._
      @focalpoint._ 5 лет назад +25

      682: *_spews acid over him_*
      096: holy shit that fucking hurt okay i’ll stop

    • @SetSeth-yl6ke
      @SetSeth-yl6ke 5 лет назад +14

      @@focalpoint._ 682:Finnally.
      096:NOT! *continues to tear 682 apart*
      682: OH COME ON!

    • @ajlm05yt74
      @ajlm05yt74 5 лет назад +6

      682:fuuck stop hitting me

  • @joseonswag9258
    @joseonswag9258 5 лет назад +428

    When the two strongest kids at school get in a fight

    • @cannyross671
      @cannyross671 4 года назад

      underrated

    • @fwzico
      @fwzico 4 года назад +35

      The jock vs the quiet insecure kid

    • @miabloom7638
      @miabloom7638 3 года назад +3

      @Are you a Hutu or a Tutsi? ya and they fight and create a blood bath in the classrom

    • @Random_User_
      @Random_User_ 3 года назад +4

      @@miabloom7638 Then it ends up they are both wrong

    • @dariusfarrel3228
      @dariusfarrel3228 2 года назад +2

      And 173 is the quiet kid,

  • @yummyherbicide7296
    @yummyherbicide7296 5 лет назад +2805

    _Unstoppable force vs immovable object_

  • @zaner5261
    @zaner5261 5 лет назад +458

    "There's chunks of 682 scattered in all directions".
    That's a pleasant thought.

    • @frozenfiredarknight3764
      @frozenfiredarknight3764 4 года назад +8

      Not gonna lie, I knew that the containment would be covered in ripped out pieces, but I never thought it would be turned into an ocean of blood. I thought there would be puddles of it but NOPE.

    • @Portentous__
      @Portentous__ 4 года назад

      Good thing he doesn’t regenerate from limbs like a starfish

    • @Portentous__
      @Portentous__ 4 года назад

      Potato Man 🤔

    • @Portentous__
      @Portentous__ 4 года назад

      Potato Man I bet he tastes like very firm steak

    • @K̰ḭr̰ḭn̰5731
      @K̰ḭr̰ḭn̰5731 Год назад

      @@Portentous__ It does

  • @darinlunderman8063
    @darinlunderman8063 4 года назад +303

    Probably one of the most gore-filled fights between two creatures that I've ever seen. 682, despite his massive size, was submerged in several thousand gallons of his own blood by the end if it. Calling it a "bloodbath" is actually an understatement.
    They'll probably need a wetvac the size of a house to drain that.

    • @contessa4490
      @contessa4490 3 года назад +14

      Scp 682 can probably fill the entire universe with it's blood given the fact that it's virtually immortal.

    • @xar5059
      @xar5059 3 года назад +1

      @@contessa4490 ye

    • @astridposey
      @astridposey 3 года назад +1

      It was a bloodpool

    • @blacktemplar1139
      @blacktemplar1139 5 месяцев назад

      ​@@contessa4490Same with 096, actually, I think it actually made legit music with SCP-012

  • @Sgil97
    @Sgil97 4 года назад +2038

    Scp-682: YOU DARE CHALLENGE THE REPTILE!!
    Scp-096: this site isn’t big enough for two KETER SCPs
    Scp-682: Oh your an SCP alright just not a KETER one
    Scp-096: Yeah whats the difference?
    Scp-682: BREACHING CONTAINMENT
    *Welcome to the jungle starts playing*

    • @carlosg8103
      @carlosg8103 4 года назад +12

      lel

    • @Mr.Pallanza
      @Mr.Pallanza 4 года назад +37

      Fucking brilliant hahahaha

    • @hyper9374
      @hyper9374 4 года назад +5

      Lmao

    • @daka3785
      @daka3785 4 года назад +4

      isn't 682 an appolyon class scp?

    • @Arknights_enjoyer821
      @Arknights_enjoyer821 4 года назад +45

      SCP-096: (*throws D-class*)
      SCP-173: (*snaps the neck of the D-class*) Please, have a little respect for Foundation personnel

  • @mtf_nine_tailed_fox385
    @mtf_nine_tailed_fox385 6 лет назад +3334

    Who would win
    A reptile that weight over 100 tons and capable of destroying the world when unleashed
    Or
    *One skinny boi*
    The answer is
    *none of the above*
    (You can't kill an aligator god and a immortal introvert)

  • @cadenhoffman5864
    @cadenhoffman5864 5 лет назад +1576

    this right here bois is why it sucks to be a janitor in the sap foundation

    • @quantumblauthor7300
      @quantumblauthor7300 5 лет назад +217

      *s a p*

    • @user-kw9hg9o
      @user-kw9hg9o 5 лет назад +125

      s a p

    • @spoton8108
      @spoton8108 5 лет назад +127

      Spy s a p p i n g m a h s e n t r e h

    • @cadenhoffman5864
      @cadenhoffman5864 5 лет назад +110

      janitor walking in room where the event took place humming a jolly tune looks out into the room and yells "HOW THE ACTUAL FUCK DID THIS HAPPEN!"

    • @Starscream_EditZ
      @Starscream_EditZ 5 лет назад +34

      @@cadenhoffman5864 scp 096: haha bro you gootta clean this mess

  • @c3lest322
    @c3lest322 4 года назад +142

    SCP foundation : *how long will you clean 682’s cell?*
    The janitors: *absolutely yes*

    • @justcommenting6791
      @justcommenting6791 3 года назад +9

      Make an scp that drinks blood take care of the clean up

    • @Dalek59862
      @Dalek59862 Год назад

      The yes is absolute

  • @joe.black-mortem.angelos
    @joe.black-mortem.angelos 4 года назад +564

    I'm starting to believe that 096 can't feel a damn thing.

    • @aidansmall8001
      @aidansmall8001 4 года назад +19

      He can't

    • @teiralte1
      @teiralte1 4 года назад +75

      He can be shy tho

    • @AllisterCaine
      @AllisterCaine 3 года назад +50

      @@teiralte1 Somebody make a funny picture of a blushing 096 pls.

    • @sleepy_b0i
      @sleepy_b0i 3 года назад +6

      haha peanut go brrrrr

    • @hausuandim1193
      @hausuandim1193 3 года назад +1

      Scp 106 and scp 173 : yes but actually no

  • @brummbo8989
    @brummbo8989 6 лет назад +542

    096 must have the ultimate amount of calcium to survive that

    • @andypsy6218
      @andypsy6218 6 лет назад +92

      He obtained the SpOoKY sKelEtON status

    • @fropsyh
      @fropsyh 6 лет назад +31

      thanks mr skeltal

    • @boomerpro87
      @boomerpro87 6 лет назад +37

      Berbo 096 isnt an scp, hes just a really depressed shyguy who drinks 5 gallons of milk a day

    • @lordprime25
      @lordprime25 6 лет назад +13

      096 has become a spooky *BOI*

    • @buttrio00boi32
      @buttrio00boi32 6 лет назад +4

      096 evolved int SANS

  • @ryaquaza3offical
    @ryaquaza3offical 6 лет назад +3547

    And people wonder why SCP 682 is my favourite SCP, Besides being highly adaptable, resilient and intelligent, the fact he can turn something as deadly as SCP 096 to bones and cause it to stop its normally unstoppable rage is both terrifying and impressive
    Super lizard deserves a medal for that

    • @irina8763
      @irina8763 6 лет назад +39

      You deserve medal for your ignorance

    • @aconfusedcomputer1072
      @aconfusedcomputer1072 6 лет назад +213

      Please respect others, seriously what's wrong with it?
      682 isn't your favourite?
      fucking hell let people have fun

    • @MaxBlaine2005
      @MaxBlaine2005 6 лет назад +54

      plus in his termination logs its said he survived becoming non existent because when he was thrown into 3930

    • @ryaquaza3offical
      @ryaquaza3offical 6 лет назад +50

      Um what did I do wrong?

    • @peacekeeper210
      @peacekeeper210 6 лет назад +11

      You deserve to eat the devils shit in the fires of hell.

  • @grandmofftarkin8519
    @grandmofftarkin8519 5 лет назад +599

    Janitor: Why do I still work here
    Go’s into 096’s cell and looks him *DIRECTLY* in the eyes

  • @bluephantom2352
    @bluephantom2352 4 года назад +959

    People aren’t giving 096 a lot of credit for going to battle with “god” for hours without submission

    • @dylangaeta6462
      @dylangaeta6462 4 года назад +116

      @Høly Ghøst not really, just assumed immortal.

    • @Sgil97
      @Sgil97 4 года назад +23

      Dylan Gaeta
      But remember immortal doesn’t necessarily mean he can’t be killed

    • @adamnichols476
      @adamnichols476 4 года назад +55

      @Høly Ghøst hes the son of the red king, so yeah, he kinda is.

    • @ansrfururactions
      @ansrfururactions 4 года назад +1

      @Høly Ghøst A god.

    • @lacompf571
      @lacompf571 4 года назад +56

      Isn't there an actual scp by the code name god... technically he breaches containment all the god damn time but since he always comes back they kinda just allow it... and then there is scp 001 who actually kinda defeated 682... they kinda sent 682 to get fucked up by the guy and while he still didn't die... he did get knocked unconscious and torn to shreds worse than 96 did him... but 682 did talk some major shit to the guy (who is supposedly guarding the fucking garden of eden) making us believe that 682 is a real player in the grand scheme of everything

  • @eikosimino5579
    @eikosimino5579 5 лет назад +834

    This might be the closest attempt of 682 being terminated

    • @benteszluha6461
      @benteszluha6461 5 лет назад +5

      No it wasnt!!!

    • @ericzhou7566
      @ericzhou7566 5 лет назад +64

      scp 001 gate guardian has almost killed 682 btw

    • @MisterO-b7v
      @MisterO-b7v 5 лет назад +17

      001 almost killed him

    • @callsignjohnny153
      @callsignjohnny153 5 лет назад +10

      Nah not even close I think the closest time is when he was shot in a blackhole

    • @RjGoombes
      @RjGoombes 5 лет назад +50

      @@callsignjohnny153 I though closest was when he literally survived being erased from existence.

  • @hyuugajay
    @hyuugajay 6 лет назад +1368

    Marvel :infinity war is the most ambitious crossover in history.
    *SCP ILLUSTRATED: Hold my beer...*

    • @ellitri9677
      @ellitri9677 6 лет назад +7

      hyuugajay 5150 this is not a crossover

    • @hyuugajay
      @hyuugajay 6 лет назад +2

      lol I know It was just a joke...

    • @lulurodriguez9139
      @lulurodriguez9139 6 лет назад +5

      But how? I mean, calling two creatures from the same universes and calling it a crossover isnt really funny.

    • @hyuugajay
      @hyuugajay 6 лет назад +10

      lol people have different views in humor. Get with the system lulu

    • @Karen-wt6nl
      @Karen-wt6nl 6 лет назад +4

      @@ellitri9677 r/woosh

  • @sibren9874
    @sibren9874 5 лет назад +1186

    I consider this a defeat for 096, as he forfeited his attack after 682 flayed him

    • @TheDormantP
      @TheDormantP 5 лет назад +163

      That's because its 2 immortals fighting each other lmao, if I was fighting somebody who cant kill me and I cant kill him I would give up.

    • @warfareevan603
      @warfareevan603 5 лет назад +4

      CONNER you still Immoral

    • @TheDormantP
      @TheDormantP 5 лет назад +17

      @@BabyMahdy His death was not cannon. I don't even know if its a he but whatever.

    • @stephenforrister4992
      @stephenforrister4992 4 года назад +46

      @@TheDormantP Nothing is Canon within SCP lore. The individuals choose what they believe is canon and not canon so it might not be canon to you, but it is to others

    • @TheDormantP
      @TheDormantP 4 года назад +4

      @@stephenforrister4992 This conversation/argument was 2 weeks ago, but still thanks. I guess?

  • @thetravelingmarauder1777
    @thetravelingmarauder1777 4 года назад +213

    096 after he gets eaten, bitten, skin ripped off, and acid spit up on him: ight imma just sit down

    • @flarelukethecomedian2555
      @flarelukethecomedian2555 3 года назад +11

      And cri

    • @Luis-jm2cc
      @Luis-jm2cc 3 года назад +5

      @@flarelukethecomedian2555 like a little bitch

    • @ayyvibin6977
      @ayyvibin6977 3 года назад +4

      @@Luis-jm2cc he could rip your face off and leave no trace behind

    • @Luis-jm2cc
      @Luis-jm2cc 3 года назад +1

      @@ayyvibin6977 no he couldnt because he is a fictional character you idiot

    • @ayyvibin6977
      @ayyvibin6977 3 года назад +2

      @@Luis-jm2cc f he was real, dumbass

  • @Christarfire
    @Christarfire 5 лет назад +1601

    Imagine if the Duolingo owl joined this battle, chills

    • @ilikecrawfish21
      @ilikecrawfish21 5 лет назад +51

      Christarfire he would *definitely* beat 682

    • @thetwo.1062
      @thetwo.1062 4 года назад +87

      Lol, I just imagine him going in after the fight..
      682: UGH! I give up! I can't kill you and you can't kill me.. I'm tired.. Imma take a nap.
      096: Yeah, I give up too.. I'm just gonna cry to myself in this corner..
      *Duolingo Bird has entered the Containment Cell*
      *Hola, Amigos! I hope you've studied the Spanish Language! :D Oh my, This place is a BLOODY mess...*
      096: W-what? W-who are you and why did we have to study... "Spanish"?
      682: Uh, I just woke up and I'm very confused.. Why the fuck is there a Green talking bird in here?!
      *Now, Now, Mr. Reptile, You know that kind of language is inappropriate! Now, Did you learn Spanish? :)*
      682: What? What's "Spanish"?
      *...Excuse me? YOU DON'T KNOW WHAT SPANISH IS?!*
      682: N-NO, I DON'T!
      *DID YOU EVEN STUDY IT??*
      682 and 096: NO!
      *...you...YOU.... YOU PADRES MADRES!!!*
      Then you just hear 682 growling and 096 screaming for his life..

    • @ihaveabetternamethanthat5124
      @ihaveabetternamethanthat5124 4 года назад +6

      Wait what can Duolingo do?

    • @someperson2067
      @someperson2067 4 года назад +31

      RWQFSFASXC, obliterate the universe in a instance.

    • @magiv4205
      @magiv4205 4 года назад +33

      The Duolingo owl is hands down the scariest SCP of them all. Makes me wonder how in the hell it doesn't have its own entry yet.

  • @aidenwoods8254
    @aidenwoods8254 5 лет назад +669

    SCP-096 is an interesting creature. It's fear of its face being seen is very evident of social anxiety. He also cries like a human, sounding like a man in the game.
    The reason he kills may be to reduce the risk of people spreading the ugliness of his face. He seems like more an anxious, angst ridden teen than a monster.
    But hey, I still hate the creature for ripping an eight month old apart.

    • @twinzzlers
      @twinzzlers 5 лет назад +67

      @PersonaX You clearly don't understand this...

    • @justapersonz5441
      @justapersonz5441 5 лет назад +38

      @PersonaX Lol, He stated that he hates a monster that rips a 8 month year old child, Yea and we really don't know its back story therefore whatever happened to it must've been pretty bad.

    • @_sekinafi_6769
      @_sekinafi_6769 5 лет назад +28

      PersonaX maybe because it ripped a 8 month old in half

    • @SCP-ut3kf
      @SCP-ut3kf 5 лет назад +27

      ALRIGHT. SINCE YOU PEEPS TRYNA MAKE FAN FICTION BACKSTORIES FOR ME, I'M GONNA MAKE MY OWN.
      SCP 096 IS SANS UNDERTALE, WHICH IS NESS, WHICH IS STEVEN UNIVERSE WITH CANCER.

    • @graciegj63
      @graciegj63 5 лет назад +6

      @PersonaX Maybe you'd like to be in the same room as SCP 682 like that one doctor that kept feed it children. One good thing that Dr Clef had done the world.

  • @sekaijohnson9242
    @sekaijohnson9242 5 лет назад +565

    “Or SCP-096 will find another way out”
    ❗️NANI?!

    • @hdgrim7662
      @hdgrim7662 5 лет назад +10

      The but

    • @nightgoji
      @nightgoji 5 лет назад +6

      Sekai Johnson what has humanity become? @-@

    • @S4ndsman
      @S4ndsman 4 года назад +3

      @@nightgoji out his pp skin

    • @1337-p2j
      @1337-p2j 4 года назад +3

      @@S4ndsman The frick did i just read

    • @1337-p2j
      @1337-p2j 4 года назад +1

      @@hdgrim7662 ō-ō

  • @NamelessTC
    @NamelessTC 4 года назад +125

    scp 096 just brought the shy kid too a whole new level

    • @basilsaeed104
      @basilsaeed104 4 года назад +1

      scp 096 is shy guy, scp 682 is the reptile

    • @somm150
      @somm150 3 года назад +3

      @@basilsaeed104 not what he said

  • @Nebraski03
    @Nebraski03 6 лет назад +259

    I know that 682 is pure evil but still,
    Ow that has to hurt, even for a demonic reptile

    • @Siplin
      @Siplin 6 лет назад +4

      What about that shy dude, his flesh is gone

    • @maskedmenreiki
      @maskedmenreiki 6 лет назад +11

      I’m still trying to figure out what’s holding his bones together if his flesh is gone.

    • @kilesov117
      @kilesov117 6 лет назад +10

      Lord Potator rage? I think

    • @ohyeahyeet117
      @ohyeahyeet117 6 лет назад +6

      @@Siplin he doesn't feel pain or seems like so. It was said in the video

    • @Nebraski03
      @Nebraski03 6 лет назад

      I’m pretty sure he is a demon guys

  • @sharyngratton4752
    @sharyngratton4752 5 лет назад +868

    SCP-682 : Ah Jesus. Another one of their attempt of trying to kill me.
    SCP-96 : Bro don't look.
    682 : **Looks**
    Dr.Carver : Let the battle begin!!
    **2 Hours later**
    SCP-682 : Dude stop.
    **4 Hrs later**
    SCP-682 : Dude stop!!!!
    **12 Hrs later**
    SCP-682 : Dude STOP!!!
    **24 Hrs later**
    SCP-682 : STOOPPP!!!!
    **30 Hrs later**
    682 : STAAAAAPPPP!!!!!!!!
    96 : *Finally stops*

    • @warfareevan603
      @warfareevan603 5 лет назад +3

      You most up on spaaaaat O not A please edit this

    • @TriNitroT
      @TriNitroT 5 лет назад

      ... its 096 not 96

    • @sulphurous2656
      @sulphurous2656 4 года назад +1

      STAHP

    • @Dragonmongamer
      @Dragonmongamer 4 года назад +6

      Sharyn Gratton 682: * mangled and groans in pain *
      Dr carver: IM SORRY 682
      682: NO YOUR NOT

    • @shy_gui5226
      @shy_gui5226 4 года назад

      @@spin1893 i feel like god lost hope in you light years ago

  • @pancakes996
    @pancakes996 5 лет назад +972

    So 096 was just reduced to a spooky spooktober boi?

    • @homesquish9722
      @homesquish9722 5 лет назад +9

      Pancakes it’s to spoopy 🧛🏻‍♂️

    • @EnderGoku9001
      @EnderGoku9001 5 лет назад +1

      Spoopy spoopy skeletons

    • @firerodan2965
      @firerodan2965 5 лет назад +1

      Boi you watching disney a lot

    • @justapersonz5441
      @justapersonz5441 5 лет назад +3

      *Correction, INCREASED*

    • @SCP-ut3kf
      @SCP-ut3kf 5 лет назад +6

      *ˢʰᶦᵗ ʰᵒʷ ᵈᶦᵈ ᵗʰᵉʸ ᶠᶦⁿᵈ ᵒᵘᵗ*

  • @galaxianinsomniac9953
    @galaxianinsomniac9953 4 года назад +278

    682: An ha! Can't be pissed for looking at his face if he doesn't have one! (Tears all flesh and skin off)

    • @killedtheradiostar1116
      @killedtheradiostar1116 4 года назад +3

      @firemonster221 ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh thats smart

    • @thecircleoft.e.d2121
      @thecircleoft.e.d2121 3 года назад +8

      Honestly, I think even looking at SCP-096’s skeletal face would still trigger its berserk state; the only reason it stopped was due to the fact that neither were getting anywhere with killing each other, and that SCP-096 seemed to have burned itself out. If it couldn’t kill something after all that, it’s got no chance.

    • @RobertPacocha-yu8li
      @RobertPacocha-yu8li 2 года назад +1

      @@thecircleoft.e.d2121 they both stopped fighting because they realized they are both immortal and can't kill each other

  • @saiyanboi4910
    @saiyanboi4910 5 лет назад +669

    Soooo I guess he no longer has a 100 percent kill rate

    • @sansdeltarune7510
      @sansdeltarune7510 5 лет назад +47

      saiyan boi he has a 98% kill rate
      Since with the help of another scp’s you can survive

    • @AJ-170SkyStriker
      @AJ-170SkyStriker 5 лет назад +13

      Then count the snappy boi

    • @TheDiamondBladeHD
      @TheDiamondBladeHD 5 лет назад +11

      @@AJ-170SkyStriker You had a 101% killrate until you were removed from the game

    • @jiraffe9600
      @jiraffe9600 5 лет назад +10

      saiyan boi well he also lost to 173.

    • @acrocanthasaurusisbae6368
      @acrocanthasaurusisbae6368 5 лет назад +4

      @@TheDiamondBladeHD ayyyyyy

  • @evrint
    @evrint 5 лет назад +313

    SCP-682, after healing: That was fun. Can't wait to see what you got next for me, punks.

    • @addisondeweese2646
      @addisondeweese2646 5 лет назад +8

      As I understand it the cells uses nearly every other sensor they can think of but visual. So when all the data is combined you can pretty much "see" the fight. Plus they use sonar as mentioned in the video, which gives a strong outline to it all

    • @graspele
      @graspele 5 лет назад +35

      SCP FOUNDATION:brings out the old man
      SCP 682:wait I didn’t mean-

    • @sansdeltarune7510
      @sansdeltarune7510 5 лет назад +14

      Throws the fucking sun
      Scp 682 left the server

    • @mobzillalongtail
      @mobzillalongtail 5 лет назад +2

      the man that lives on yeet street 682 could still survive the old man

    • @mobzillalongtail
      @mobzillalongtail 5 лет назад

      YaHoO64 682 just travels to another dimension*

  • @male5017
    @male5017 6 лет назад +425

    I feel bad for the janitors man working on a site must be hell for them.

    • @xxx9edgelord6xxx81
      @xxx9edgelord6xxx81 6 лет назад +40

      Saddest_ Thoughts '' What the [Data Expunged] happend here!!?? ''

    • @danielm.595
      @danielm.595 6 лет назад +9

      Thinking about it, maybe they gain more than a O5 because of that

    • @tooltiptinkerer
      @tooltiptinkerer 6 лет назад +24

      Ever played Viscera Cleanup detail? Like that, but dozens of times worse.

    • @josephmartin3287
      @josephmartin3287 6 лет назад +7

      I would quit if I had to clean that room

    • @mrCQB15
      @mrCQB15 6 лет назад +11

      We need more lemon pleeeeeedge

  • @KING-wn3tw
    @KING-wn3tw 4 года назад +93

    Goku and vegeta: "nothing matches our rivalry"- 096 and 682: "hold my god damn beer peasants"

  • @biggieboy3570
    @biggieboy3570 6 лет назад +496

    You know the old question when an immovable object is Hit by an Unstoppable force well that's basically What's Happening Here

    • @BeanMachine360
      @BeanMachine360 6 лет назад +13

      its immovable object with unstopable FORCE

    • @biggieboy3570
      @biggieboy3570 6 лет назад +1

      @@BeanMachine360 thanks I'll change that now

    • @meandyours
      @meandyours 6 лет назад +9

      The Turtle Waffle
      Actually no, if an immovable object is hit by an unstoppable force it would just pass through each other.

    • @localcringelordjr
      @localcringelordjr 6 лет назад +7

      The answer is they surrender

    • @liammercado1235
      @liammercado1235 6 лет назад +2

      A fucking blood bath is apparently what we get if the two ever happen to meet

  • @kapnocap7204
    @kapnocap7204 6 лет назад +904

    *scp-173:*
    Pffft, look at these two noobs

    • @chalern8561
      @chalern8561 6 лет назад +38

      Le statue vs le shy man thing person

    • @BeanMachine360
      @BeanMachine360 6 лет назад +61

      173 is a ninja, he teleports behind you

    • @STARPIG
      @STARPIG 6 лет назад +37

      @@BeanMachine360 no he does not teleport 173 just moves so fast.

    • @nguyenphanphuongthuy4249
      @nguyenphanphuongthuy4249 6 лет назад +29

      Kaputus LeCountryBallArtist well, as I can see, even 682 is afraid of it.

    • @Nakai865
      @Nakai865 6 лет назад +22

      @@BeanMachine360 he moves super fast so when u blink he is already somewhere else

  • @yeetmaster-eb1xq
    @yeetmaster-eb1xq 5 лет назад +696

    dude imagine 096 t posing

  • @logicalluxury1662
    @logicalluxury1662 4 года назад +96

    682: *grows more eyes*
    096: "well you see that won't be useful here."

  • @bukkxke5136
    @bukkxke5136 6 лет назад +311

    Even when scp 096 was just a skeleton he’s still moving

  • @cyberlinkstudios6518
    @cyberlinkstudios6518 6 лет назад +202

    096 now fits the holiday because he's a skeleton now

    • @roadroller8851
      @roadroller8851 6 лет назад +1

      Still not as spooky as the Infernal Occult Skeleton SCP.

    • @excal7808
      @excal7808 6 лет назад

      Its too *_SPOOPY_*

    • @ivonunes3937
      @ivonunes3937 6 лет назад +1

      Snas

    • @bradtheassassin3935
      @bradtheassassin3935 6 лет назад

      Top 10 spoopyest bois

    • @erikho6936
      @erikho6936 6 лет назад

      @@roadroller8851
      Spooky scary skeletons sending fires down your spine

  • @generic2021
    @generic2021 5 лет назад +191

    Aw, 096 just wanted some ribs.

  • @atheml6506
    @atheml6506 4 года назад +45

    682: *ITs JuSt CrYinG TheRe MEnAngCinalY*

  • @Las3Ms_
    @Las3Ms_ 6 лет назад +439

    Who wins: One Angry Lizard Boi or One Sad Runny Boi?

    • @malzeno1202
      @malzeno1202 6 лет назад +12

      Find out next time on... idk anymore

    • @416minuet
      @416minuet 6 лет назад +21

      Actually its more like one sad triggered speedy boi

    • @raulqueiroz9021
      @raulqueiroz9021 6 лет назад +5

      Both

    • @Las3Ms_
      @Las3Ms_ 6 лет назад +8

      @@malzeno1202 On [REDACTED] !

    • @declanwagar5880
      @declanwagar5880 6 лет назад +1

      BofA dem

  • @refarded
    @refarded 6 лет назад +377

    The unstoppable force vs the immovable object

    • @landlockedcroat1554
      @landlockedcroat1554 5 лет назад

      Dankster who is the unstoppable force?

    • @TakeswithTitan23
      @TakeswithTitan23 5 лет назад

      The Fascist Nut
      096

    • @porkyminch1640
      @porkyminch1640 5 лет назад

      how about the invincible to everything capsule vs the worthless lizard

    • @samuraiturtle123
      @samuraiturtle123 5 лет назад

      @@TakeswithTitan23 its actually scp 682

    • @xed8530
      @xed8530 5 лет назад +8

      @@samuraiturtle123 actually it would be 096. 096 has a 100% kill rate as long as its face is seen. At all wherever it is within 2 minutes. Not the case here, but 096 has a 100% kill rate as 682 undoubtedly has a high kill rate but not 100%.

  • @anzac5399
    @anzac5399 6 лет назад +159

    Once scp-682 had "85% of its initial mass" removed, they should have released scp 173 into the chamber after 096 was removed, I remember reading a termination test between 173 and 682 where they said that 173 could be effective if 682 is ever reduced to a much smaller or damaged size.

    • @onslowgreene643
      @onslowgreene643 6 лет назад +15

      other ones could be useful like scp-372 since it destroyed 25% of his body..

    • @C0rruptedSpY
      @C0rruptedSpY 6 лет назад +12

      too late now, 096 is now scared of super lizard

    • @lichofdeath4363
      @lichofdeath4363 6 лет назад +20

      @@C0rruptedSpY I dont think he is scared of the lizard but realizes that it is impossible to kill the lizard. Also I dont know if this is true or not but it could be that destroying the shy guy's face caused him to reset and it might be possible that he grows a new face if the original one is destroyed so therefore by destroying the original, you took away a face that he was hunting you from looking upon it. I dont know, it sounds possible but then again anything is.

    • @damthephong3811
      @damthephong3811 6 лет назад +1

      Onslow Greene scp 372 now doesn't have any effect to 682 anymore, scp 682 had now adapt to withstand the effect of it in a termination log so it doesn't work anymore

    • @katoblepas1234
      @katoblepas1234 6 лет назад +4

      too late, 682 now knows how to defeat both so they will be ineffective

  • @Devon_Noved
    @Devon_Noved 4 года назад +396

    Scp 682: gets his flesh ripped off, his spine split into 2 and his head ripped to pieces
    Scp 682: T’is bit a mere scratch

  • @goktugarkan7252
    @goktugarkan7252 5 лет назад +357

    5:50 when you make an eye contact with teacher during the test

  • @tamimyaseen6013
    @tamimyaseen6013 5 лет назад +577

    Now, for the real question
    SCP 999 in the same room as SCP 096

    • @thecannonball34
      @thecannonball34 5 лет назад +138

      SCP-999 only works on sapient creatures, iirc. Since SCP-096 is non sapient, it's mood-boosting effects would have no effect. Most likely, the result would be the same as this battle. 096 would calm down and begin crying again after its rage abated, and 999 would be upset that it wasn't able to help 096.

    • @davidhatcher7016
      @davidhatcher7016 5 лет назад +31

      @@thecannonball34 96 is sapient

    • @Thecounselor06
      @Thecounselor06 5 лет назад +50

      He is sorta of sapient...he's just so dumb it looks non sapient...I'd give it a try tho

    • @friedpilot4663
      @friedpilot4663 5 лет назад +5

      Syxx66 poor 096 lol

    • @Mateo-fo5xd
      @Mateo-fo5xd 5 лет назад +15

      SCP-999 just cures SCP-096´s anxiety

  • @ianaddis6093
    @ianaddis6093 5 лет назад +444

    096 needs more milk

    • @dom_40
      @dom_40 5 лет назад +7

      Ian Addis ouuuuu he need sum milk!

    • @hal6368
      @hal6368 5 лет назад +16

      He had too much milk

    • @swamperino5548
      @swamperino5548 5 лет назад +9

      He absorbes the calicium from his dead enemies

    • @justaamateur6533
      @justaamateur6533 5 лет назад +7

      I think his immortal because he has too much *calcium* in his bones

    • @thatguy1080
      @thatguy1080 5 лет назад

      He has too much as is.

  • @handleonafridge6828
    @handleonafridge6828 4 года назад +45

    682: why can’t I kill this damn thing!
    Me: because you’re not a peanut

  • @jacklack5156
    @jacklack5156 5 лет назад +134

    Now. THIS is why I drink milk every 1 minute

  • @callca1073
    @callca1073 5 лет назад +340

    ...
    2,000 health
    Vs 999999999 health

    • @cdr.bigboicitrus4933
      @cdr.bigboicitrus4933 5 лет назад +17

      and each attack from 096 does it only takes away 1 hp

    • @alvarezeldrinjasons.2721
      @alvarezeldrinjasons.2721 5 лет назад +8

      @@cdr.bigboicitrus4933 dont forget, it heals

    • @mtf_nine_tailed_fox385
      @mtf_nine_tailed_fox385 5 лет назад +32

      682: 2000 health + 1900 hp regen every 5 sec
      096: 99999999999999999999999 hp

    • @nahh5
      @nahh5 5 лет назад +19

      Level 15 hitman vs level 100 boss

    • @h4melp612
      @h4melp612 5 лет назад +1

      its like, 10000 hp regen 100 hp every 30 secs 100 damage.
      vs 9999999999 hp regen 10hp every 5 secs 1000 damage.
      but both basically cant die because they have regen even when theres just a tiny piece of flesh left

  • @dishq6035
    @dishq6035 5 лет назад +320

    *Then 096's skin started to emerge back from its bones*
    Note: This for the people who don't know what happened after the fight.

    • @Blackhole_T618
      @Blackhole_T618 4 года назад +3

      Dishq jeasus that would be terrifying to see

    • @santigamerprogamer6493
      @santigamerprogamer6493 4 года назад

      So, 096 can regenerate himself of Critical Damage?

    • @bigwsly
      @bigwsly 4 года назад +1

      @@Blackhole_T618 it's OK you can't see it without looking at it

    • @santigamerprogamer6493
      @santigamerprogamer6493 4 года назад

      @Adolf Hitler so, 096 is literally inmortal, also, the 682 is the only one who survived after seeing hes face

    • @trapidtrap2612
      @trapidtrap2612 10 месяцев назад

      ​@@santigamerprogamer6493pretty much.

  • @alfinalfitra6508
    @alfinalfitra6508 4 года назад +24

    The Janitor’s gonna get a Hell of a time cleaning lol.

  • @checkmate9099
    @checkmate9099 6 лет назад +193

    huh, so SCP 682, is now the 1st SCP 096-1 to ever survive looking at his face

    • @aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah
      @aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah 6 лет назад +16

      CHECK MATE barley. But yeah it's impressive I guess you could say it's a Demi god vs Demi god. Sort of anyways

    • @Nakai865
      @Nakai865 6 лет назад +4

      @@aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah wat do mean barely? 682 can just regen faster and he could go on for day and still don't come close to death

    • @aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah
      @aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah 6 лет назад +5

      Quoc Hung Tran yeah I guess your right. Probably not my best choice of words

    • @PikaGUSTA
      @PikaGUSTA 6 лет назад +3

      Has SCP 096 ever been exposed to a nuclear detonation a few feet away from the epicentre of the blast?

    • @fartsmellaaa63
      @fartsmellaaa63 6 лет назад +14

      Well 173 made scp 096 run away in a few hours soo... second?

  • @memephant4985
    @memephant4985 5 лет назад +323

    Why is everyone talking about how great SCP-682 is?Don't you heard SCP-096 is literally the only one who survived SCP-682's attacks and really he damaged SCP-682 so hard that he stoped attacking and i know SCP-096 stoped too but respect to SCP-096

    • @benteszluha6461
      @benteszluha6461 5 лет назад +8

      He hits hard

    • @emmanuelplayzz4x415
      @emmanuelplayzz4x415 5 лет назад +27

      Factzz bro like he only stop because the acid melted 96 brain so I think it forgot what it was doing or just call it a reset

    • @XShadowzVarcolac
      @XShadowzVarcolac 5 лет назад +53

      you're forgetting that 682 is the only being that 096 himself would put effort in "hiding" his face upon meeting 682 again

    • @bradley33966
      @bradley33966 5 лет назад +7

      173 survived 682

    • @Iron-yMan
      @Iron-yMan 5 лет назад +3

      That aint no respect, he just know that its useless to gorefest each other for another whole day again. Or maybe coz of that acid did something to him?

  • @tghilkrad8012
    @tghilkrad8012 6 лет назад +72

    I feel like whenever scientists put a match up fight between 682 and anything else, they're just doing it for fun to see what dies first.

    • @ZED_117
      @ZED_117 6 лет назад

      Most likely XD

    • @thetakengamer4256
      @thetakengamer4256 6 лет назад +5

      that is the idea, trying to lessen the amount of them, personally, i think they should pit bright again 682, maybe bright would end up as 682, that'd be awkward

    • @ilovepikachu5045
      @ilovepikachu5045 6 лет назад

      We dont talk about that day...

    • @Halogodzilla12343
      @Halogodzilla12343 6 лет назад +5

      @@thetakengamer4256 if I remember correctly that did happen once but bright wasn't able to do anything but try to withstand 682's mind.

    • @dvbawesome
      @dvbawesome 6 лет назад +1

      05: alright, which one are you betting your money on?
      Dr. Bright: The lizard!
      05: place your betting money here and enjoy the show!

  • @goblinbabe6664
    @goblinbabe6664 4 года назад +22

    Brother: we were just playing!
    Our playing:

  • @kaib.5912
    @kaib.5912 6 лет назад +293

    I like the idea of SCP scientists coming up with this idea:
    (Scientist 1): Bro I have an idea!
    (Scientist 2): What is it?
    (Scientist 1): What if we had 2 of the most dangerous and badass scp's duke it out and see what happens.
    (Scientist 2): Sounds awesome. This is to terminate them right?
    (Scientist 1): Oh yeah... Uh totally. Its for "science".
    (O5 Council): Fuck it. We're down. Lets do this.

    • @catgamingftw8239
      @catgamingftw8239 6 лет назад +4

      Lmao

    • @Stardustmiku
      @Stardustmiku 6 лет назад +3

      Lmao

    • @ko6171
      @ko6171 6 лет назад +4

      @@catgamingftw8239 BRUUHH

    • @no1here27
      @no1here27 6 лет назад +2

      Lmao

    • @xennexen9849
      @xennexen9849 6 лет назад +20

      I wouldn't be surprised if the SCP Staff bet on who would win.
      "$500 ON THE LIZARD."
      "NO $500 ON THE WEIRDO."

  • @NotTwinkie
    @NotTwinkie 6 лет назад +98

    My Depression vs My Anxiety
    Fighting over who gets to ruin my day

    • @thetakengamer4256
      @thetakengamer4256 6 лет назад +13

      they call it a tie, then both fuck up his day

    • @skinnybuggo
      @skinnybuggo 6 лет назад +3

      I hAvE DePresSuIn EkZ deE So SAd AmIriTE FElLoW EdGeLoRdS

    • @user-dm6fk2ir3q
      @user-dm6fk2ir3q 6 лет назад

      This is so sad can we get 50 likes

    • @beansoupboyboy7610
      @beansoupboyboy7610 6 лет назад

      Gtfo alex

    • @almondwater9583
      @almondwater9583 6 лет назад +2

      they're both crying in the corner after the fight. basically me everyday before I go to bed

  • @kingkrueger0531
    @kingkrueger0531 5 лет назад +58

    7:54 No way that they're going to get that cell cleaned up

  • @ChameriaDade
    @ChameriaDade 4 года назад +14

    682: I can’t die
    096: same
    682: finally a worthy apponet our battle will be legendary

  • @gigan8295
    @gigan8295 6 лет назад +554

    Man.. I Tried Scratching my own face and it hurt like heck. *man SCP 096 has a face of iron*

    • @mrhatstyl1066
      @mrhatstyl1066 6 лет назад

      I think he scratched at the images face

    • @BeanMachine360
      @BeanMachine360 6 лет назад

      and would you rip your skin off if 096 did it lol. btw not being nasty

    • @erkmrk363
      @erkmrk363 6 лет назад

      Hail Patrick hEcK

    • @gengartheghostgamer8873
      @gengartheghostgamer8873 6 лет назад

      Actually, yes, his bones are unbreakable

    • @Gibraltar_tank
      @Gibraltar_tank 6 лет назад

      Hail Patrick bro he has the body of diamond but not in a good way. He was left as a skeleton but can still move? If you only care about the face then eyy

  • @Hollarite
    @Hollarite 5 лет назад +560

    "682 just swallowed 096"
    *fanfic authors frantically writing fanfics and fetish art*

  • @masternoob1452
    @masternoob1452 5 лет назад +481

    SCP 096
    Type: -Euclid- Keter

    • @justaamateur6533
      @justaamateur6533 5 лет назад +77

      No... if you dont have pictures and keep it in a room, 096 is basically neutralized

    • @floranent5683
      @floranent5683 5 лет назад +5

      I honestly don't understand why 096 isn't a Keter-class scp. It absolutely fits the title.

    • @laxcpd
      @laxcpd 5 лет назад +45

      Keter classes are always dangerous, Euclid is only dangerous when activated, 096 is only dangerous when looked at, 173 is only dangerous when not looking at it. So that's why they are Euclid

    • @Maghster
      @Maghster 5 лет назад +1

      oh no

    • @eikosimino5579
      @eikosimino5579 5 лет назад +19

      @@laxcpd Incorrect, Just because its safe doesnt mean its harmless, the same rule applies to keter and euclid too. So basically in a nutshell anything harmless could be keter/euclid.
      Like the foundatiom says, A cat that can switch places with another cat could be a keter, remember object classes are how hard they are to contain, and threat levels how dangerous they actually are

  • @user-rt9yu1ym4o
    @user-rt9yu1ym4o 4 года назад +32

    SCP-096: Why can’t you be fair and not keep eating me????
    SCP-682: *ignores* keeps eating

  • @OniRolix
    @OniRolix 6 лет назад +202

    How can 096 cry if he's just skeleton? Spooky

  • @agentchicken3577
    @agentchicken3577 6 лет назад +116

    SCP-096 is the spooky god, he can't die and was a skeleton, ALL HAIL GOD SPOOK!

    • @elon1928
      @elon1928 6 лет назад +1

      yes but he stopped attacking that means hes a puss puss

    • @elon1928
      @elon1928 6 лет назад

      682 could kill him if he was melted all the way by 682's acid

    • @magnarzeikol7229
      @magnarzeikol7229 6 лет назад

      Now i think 096 is jack skellington, thanks

    • @BeanMachine360
      @BeanMachine360 6 лет назад

      spoopy ¬_¬

    • @williams8977
      @williams8977 6 лет назад

      Too spoopy

  • @FireTurtle157
    @FireTurtle157 5 лет назад +287

    top 10 greatest anime battles of all time

  • @justincollins8266
    @justincollins8266 10 месяцев назад +15

    It’s still here

  • @squarebubble5400
    @squarebubble5400 6 лет назад +55

    They should try giving 682 a snickers it all ways works in the commercials

    • @lucaguida4286
      @lucaguida4286 6 лет назад +4

      He just turns into a fucking gekko or something

    • @squarebubble5400
      @squarebubble5400 6 лет назад

      Luca Guida turns into a giraffe for some reason lol

  • @firstnamelastname-xl7ss
    @firstnamelastname-xl7ss 6 лет назад +103

    Who will win godzilla's cousin or the rake's cousin. WAR OF THE COUSINS!

    • @cutthroat2592
      @cutthroat2592 6 лет назад

      How did I not notice this

    • @bryanbarcelo5440
      @bryanbarcelo5440 6 лет назад +4

      what about the flood's cousin? *SCP 610 laughter is heard in the background*

    • @firstnamelastname-xl7ss
      @firstnamelastname-xl7ss 6 лет назад

      @@bryanbarcelo5440 you mean 106?

    • @bryanbarcelo5440
      @bryanbarcelo5440 6 лет назад

      no, my guy, i meant "the flesh that hates" and that is 610. i don't know if there are other SCPs like it, since i am a noob.

    • @user-vi4tx8ys9t
      @user-vi4tx8ys9t 5 лет назад

      hazmat 2 if the rake and slender man had a baby: scp 096

  • @eatingjr1805
    @eatingjr1805 5 лет назад +119

    SCP-096: No one can break my bones
    SCP-173: hold my beer

  • @relion13tanks
    @relion13tanks 4 года назад +69

    682: Looks at 096
    096: Starts freaking out
    096: Charges 682
    682: OH, YOU WANNA GO BOI, BRING IT ON

    • @nug219
      @nug219 4 года назад +1

      HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA WHERE DID YOU LEARN YO BE SO FUNNY???????????? HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

    • @bh5141
      @bh5141 4 года назад

      Yes

    • @ayyvibin6977
      @ayyvibin6977 3 года назад +2

      @@nug219 Tf

  • @jackprice4068
    @jackprice4068 6 лет назад +269

    The 22 people who disliked this are class Ds

    • @Saefogeo
      @Saefogeo 6 лет назад +14

      jack price They had to clean that mess after the fight.

    • @derptomistic
      @derptomistic 6 лет назад +6

      When you need a pump to clean up the blood...
      I know it can do a lot, but a Shamwow ain't cleaning that mess

    • @MajorReckerFailure
      @MajorReckerFailure 5 лет назад +1

      Lol

    • @cuphead8159
      @cuphead8159 5 лет назад +1

      @@derptomistic
      Did they use a dick pump?

    • @GastArts
      @GastArts 5 лет назад

      Its SCP-682 XD

  • @frij539
    @frij539 5 лет назад +104

    The SCP that can destroy SCP-682 should be classified as "Apollyon"

    • @theinternetpolice2078
      @theinternetpolice2078 5 лет назад +3

      What if it's literally just a cube that kills 682 on contact? Wouldn't it be safe?

    • @EnoughCactus
      @EnoughCactus 5 лет назад +36

      That would be safe class, yes. People often forget that classes are not determined by how dangerous something is, but by how hard it is to contain.
      Safe - Can be easily and routinely contained
      Euclid (096’s class) - Can be contained, but the behavior is either too unpredictable or not understood well enough to maintain a 100% safe containment procedure
      Keter (682’s class) - Very hard to contain due to either its behavior or simply its nature (such as the hateful star)
      Apollyon - There is no conceivable way to stop, delay, or contain the SCP
      Thaumiel - The SCP is used to contain another SCP
      Think of it this way: You have an object in a box. If it doesn’t break out and you’re sure it won’t, it’s Safe. If you’re not sure what will happen, it’s Euclid. If it breaks out, it’s Keter. If the box doesn’t exist, it’s Apollyon. If it is the box, it’s Thaumiel.

    • @enderbirds3814
      @enderbirds3814 4 года назад +1

      Why don’t they just shoot me both with the nerfing gun then 096 will turn into a regular person and 682 turns into a frog or something

    • @kpsiex
      @kpsiex 4 года назад

      @@EnoughCactus No, object classes are explained in official SCP documents.

    • @alearnedman
      @alearnedman 4 года назад

      @@enderbirds3814 I feel like the worst that would happen to 682 is it would just adapt back into itself after being hit with the nerfing gun. 096 would probably turn into a Witch from Left 4 Dead.

  • @TLS129
    @TLS129 5 лет назад +112

    Damn, that battle is amazing. There was no winner and in my opinion, I totally agree. They have the strength of fucking infinity. 682 held off 096 very well. They learn 096’s attacks and restrained them. They even spit acid on 096, knowing that their other attacks never seem to affect 096. At the same time, 096 has the incredible ability to have 0 energy. This fight lasted a full on 24 fucking hours. It’s absolutely amazing how 096 kept being persistent even after hours after a hours of fighting. They fought hard and well to the point where it’s literally a fucking bloodbath. I would like to see that as a movie.

    • @justapersonz5441
      @justapersonz5441 5 лет назад

      I think that scp 682 would win because if they put them same cage again i think scp 682 would form in spikes and pin scp 096 to the wall again then charging in to destroy him and rip him apart to a skeleton after that I think 682 would stomp on his head breaking the bones and even consume it.

    • @natesplace1617
      @natesplace1617 5 лет назад +6

      @@justapersonz5441 sorry they tried crushing his bone not even 173 can break his bones they are unbreakable

    • @justapersonz5441
      @justapersonz5441 5 лет назад +10

      @@natesplace1617 You are in fact wrong, SCP 173 did break his bones BUT he did regen it, i'm talking about destroying the body by WHOLE basically with his teeth, 173 broke his neck completely but sense 096 wasn't receiving anymore damage he was able to regen. And 682 made 096 a literal Skeleton so I think it'll be a bit easier to go through those bones, therefore If 682 wasn't as damaged as he was before he would be able to Possibly kill 096.

    • @damnation6713
      @damnation6713 5 лет назад +3

      @@justapersonz5441 So it's basically a battle between will and wits... Nice

    • @justapersonz5441
      @justapersonz5441 5 лет назад

      @@damnation6713 Yes.

  • @drog6943
    @drog6943 10 месяцев назад +13

    Its back 🎉

  • @MegaMrdeathwish
    @MegaMrdeathwish 6 лет назад +59

    You absolutely NEED to cover the termination test of 106 vs 096. It's just as crazy as this one, but even a bit creepier at the end.

    • @elon1928
      @elon1928 6 лет назад

      106 wins

    • @pucciresetingthembobs5144
      @pucciresetingthembobs5144 6 лет назад +2

      106 can just send him to another dimension and trap him there

    • @MothGirlHina
      @MothGirlHina 6 лет назад +4

      @@pucciresetingthembobs5144 Not entirely true, because 096 can get out of anything. If it were safe to contain him and still view his face then there would be cameras.
      There was a funny gif I saw recently of someone on the moon viewing a picture of 096's face and 096 literally super jumping up to the moon.
      Now what I would really like to see would be 096 being shown a picture of his own face. Would he kill himself?

    • @LupusGelos
      @LupusGelos 6 лет назад

      I read about this supposed test on an scp sandbox wiki. Turns out that the sandbox wiki is just for practising drafts and getting feedback before the stuff gets posted to the main site. As this story isn't present on the main SCP archive, its safe to assume the story isnt canon.

    • @kirbysucks5001
      @kirbysucks5001 6 лет назад

      It's not canon, I'm so tired of people treating the sandbox wiki like canon.

  • @morbiid7733
    @morbiid7733 6 лет назад +699

    *from the distance*
    "Hi my name's Saitam-"
    *682 and 096 cower in fear in the corner*

    • @wackycreature9465
      @wackycreature9465 6 лет назад +56

      Morbiid STOP ITS TIME TO STOP OK

    • @saintneos4557
      @saintneos4557 5 лет назад +50

      Given that he could probably easily punch them into outer space, yeah, that's normal XD

    • @nutroll1622
      @nutroll1622 5 лет назад +39

      Morbiid Saitama wouldn‘t be able to kill either of them.

    • @nutroll1622
      @nutroll1622 5 лет назад +35

      Ragiru The Salad Lol no. Maybe in his universe. Anything outside of that is a completely different story.

    • @ralek592
      @ralek592 5 лет назад +18

      @@nutroll1622 the response to stop all stupid arguments

  • @raccoonavi
    @raccoonavi 6 лет назад +29

    I love how the only colour you use is red for the blood.

  • @gabrielburke8246
    @gabrielburke8246 3 года назад +8

    682 has to be my favorite SCP in the SCP Foundation. He's basically what would happen if Doomsday's and Godzilla's DNA had been mixed together, and this is what came out of it.