I can't explain how much I miss these videos.I've been watching Derek since I was 7 I'm now 14 in ten days I think he is the funniest RUclipsr I've ever watched. I really think he is the coolest.His humor is amazing honestly.When I would have a hard day at school I would watch Derek Gerard and instantly feel happy.
I have 31 cousins. I sent it to all of them and now they just question why I find such videos of children toys (being tortured, then sent to ships for slavery just to be neglected by the pain of the world) being used by a grown man. All I said was: " This is my childhood being torn apart from reality. "
More fucked up than tattletale, i thought he was just going to eventually just THROW it against a wall or something. He bought 2? shit 200$ STOP FUCKING THE HATCHIMAL AND MAKING IT MOAN!!!!
I ALMOST DIED PLZ SEND THE COPS TO ARREST THIS GUY FOR KILLING ME WITH LAUGHTER Edit: Derek, i'm Dying because all you do is stupid stuff! And I love it.
I send all 19 friends this vid
Hi:)
batman3D Deadpool
MVP ❤❤
Derek gerard omg
Derek Gerard u make me laugh so hard
Flamo2962 King of flames me too
This Derrick Geraldo guy is pretty funny.
I don't agree with you dude...
WAIT
IS
YOU?
BILLY!
I MISSED YOU SO MUCH BUDDY!
I KNOW RIGHT!! XD
DO FUR REAL FRIENDS GORGIE THE PUPPY
Derek Gerard yup
Ask Miku 2 oops....
I can't explain how much I miss these videos.I've been watching Derek since I was 7 I'm now 14 in ten days I think he is the funniest RUclipsr I've ever watched.
I really think he is the coolest.His humor is amazing honestly.When I would have a hard day at school I would watch Derek Gerard and instantly feel happy.
Yeah I dont like hes humor, its kind of bad honestly but i just discovered he exist
I miss it too 😢
This grown ass man is sitting in his kitchen screaming at a toy and if it moves he screams "HELP" XD
5:46 *Oh Jesus. That hatchimal is really enjoying this*
xTrixyPsycho 13 😂😂😂😂yea it is😂😂
I know. I wonder who's giving it a good time. 😉
I know I hope it's ready to be a parent
I NEVER PRESSED A NOTIFICATION SO FAST IN MY LIFE
Shiny Loves Russians SAMW
Shiny Loves Russians same. I literally screamed. My mom thought I died for a sec
Shiny Loves Russians
XD HE PINNED YOUR COMMENT
Shiny Loves Russians tru
Shiny Loves Russians i feel what you feel man
25 minutes for a hatchimal to come out
years for me to do so
GlitterFever 592 same
Please never give Derek a pet
Clorox Bleach I've seen you every freaking where and you are so funny😂 I'm subscribing
Red Panda thanks man
Red Panda ikr
IMPOSTER OMFG!!!!!!!! :000
Clorox Bleach fuck you deu
Dude i can’t explain how much I miss the old videos
You are so lucky you got the limited edition suicidal hatchmal
Harvey Robson DRAGULIIELES!!!!!!
Harvey Robson robson is my name
Derek:SHUT THE HELL UP
Egg:.....
Derek:-grabs a drill-that's what I though-puts drill up-
Egg:hu hu hu hu-yawn
Derek:WHAT THE HELL!
Vaporeon Gaming nhjbbbbbghghhgufh
Vaporeon Gaming shut up
Please keep making videos for this series they are sooooo funny 😂 thanks
Jrbeatzz Da Beatzz ya
Jrbeatzz Da Beatzz ikr! I couldn't stop laughing! 😂
Why is most of his videos now called: Derek Gerard Content?
Road Leader I'm wondering the same thing
Oh
WHY THE F$&@ DOES EVERYONE KEEP ASKiNG THIS QUESTIOan?!
@@n0blenerocause they wanna know dumbass
Demonitization
This video proves Derek should never own a pet
just... just don't give derek a pet for christmas, please
rylan yeah let's not XD
I had the volume all the way up at 3:20. I should have just said yes I'm watching porn not a guy making moaning sounds while opening a toy
MLG Christ Lol
subsckribe
MLG Christ lmao i can relate to that
Эмилия Романова of John
I feel so bad for you right now.
I had the volume up during the noaning... my parents were near 😣
PolarisShadow me too
I use headphones TRY THAT SHIT MOM HAH
If You Have Full Volume And You Parents Right Behind You Your Gonna Have A Bad Time
The real question is why would you watch derek near your parents he is not child friendly at all
I swear Derek is turning into howtobasic 🥚🍳
What I was going to say as well
_Dark Sound_ yeah but his face actually shows on the videos
your totoly right
_Dark Sound_ yes omg!!!
_Dark Sound_ I'm a part of the notification Squad
I Kicked the Like Button!
And then My Leg Broke...
CreeperKacper sir you are under arrest on account of assault
this video proves that Derek shouldn't *own a pet.*
cringe re-maker yet he as a cat and I think a dog
Hate saying it but it true
11:48 you spin me right round baby right round like a record player
I think torch would be the perfect mascot for this channel
Ben M 0.5 YESSS
Ben M 0.5 idk
You are bored or in bad mood?Watch this... 2:10
I can't stop laughing of that😂
Lol I love this
Sami The Cat
Lol I cannot stop laughing lmfao lol
Sami The Cat lol
Sami The Cat we either got some penguleees, or dragolesss
We got some pringlessss or dringlesss
wE gOt sOmE pInGuUaEeS
oR sOmE dRiNgUaAaAa
13:09
When you see a spider and think it is dead ....... but then it starts running to you
G
i lost it when he started to slap him with that rolled paper XD
I fucking love these videos, dont stop making them.
Funny as fuck
@@not_a_fan_95sad news for you both
one of the best series Derek has done! defiantly want more of these type of videos, keep up the awesome work Derek!!!
One of the first videos I’ve ever watched from Derek Gerard. I’ve been watching Derek for 2 years now.
(2/18/19)
I am still watching these old derek videos
This was the first Derek vid I’ve ever watched I’ve been a huge fan sense
derek toy reviews
Jonas Lukonas, OML YES
Me:HATCH!
Mom*stares*
Me*stares at her until she looks away*
Mom*looks away*
Wolf Life me every time i watch these
uh like you a your like sexy
like a your mom is mad at you ass wolf life as a fucking man mad
Ashley Steinbrick wtf is wrong with you
Ashley Steinbrick i agree with the other 2 commenters.. WTF...
What is intro song
This video proves that Derek should NEVER OWN A PET
RefuzE EzufeR he dose have a pet
Adam Cpak read the description
RefuzE EzufeR no
Adam Cpak fuck you.
Adam Cpak dude he said type this in comments
we need this derek back
i am dying of laughter its a hilarious XD XD lol XD its so fre
king funny
gamer O1 lmao that's a little too many 'XD's
gamer O1
gamer O1 ye hahah
gamer O1 same
gamer O1 when the bathroom a shit it was so funny his reaction
Yay I'm early. Now I can enjoy his unnecessary rage and screams!! :D Plus moans. . what am I watching
I was asking myself the same thing
.
stop scrolling plz read derek can u play tattletale
Please do a Furby Connect!
CinderPrint Productions that would be horrible to watch for me cuz I have 2 furbys and a furby boom
My cousin has a furby boom that she doesn't take care of anymore, so I'm its caretaker. It's very cute! >v
CinderPrint Productions Yassssss XD
CinderPrint Productions its a demon i have one i took the batteries
CinderPrint Productions yes
The old Derek was amazing😂
Derek why do you blend in with the wall
Oh why Hello there yeooo deadass
Omg Derek you're the funniest youtuber ever 😂😂😂😂😂
Queen Weird true
Queen Weird FUCK YEAH ITS TRUEEE
OK This guy is so funny. I wont be surprised once he gets 1M subs.
If someone doesn’t laugh to Derek what’s wrong with you
Derek Gerard Exuse me Derek but I kicked that like button then I broke my screen? Hmmm...
Panda Productions H but how are you tipping if your screen is broken
Paige Clough he could be on a different device
Panda Productions H Lol XD
Panda Productions wow just wow
Jenny Colbert ur face is wow just wow look at that dumb face
This video proves that Derek should NEVER OWN A PET!
hugo 123 true!😂😂
Στεφανια Τανανικα It's the description
last time I checked an axe is not a power tool
HAMCHAM PRODIGY last time I checked insnt isn't a word
Arctic Industries last time I checked I wasn't transgender.
Arctic Industries last time I checked nobody cares
HAMCHAM PRODIGY lol
DeadCloudYT :)
2:03 STOP!!!!
I LAUGHED WAY TOO MUCH!!! XD
Derek your humor is the best i've seen and i'm laughing cause of that for the whole video 😂😂😂
Dude you are funny as hell, I think I almost died from laughing so hard XD
derek should never own a pet
I miss this version of Derek.
Same.
OMG XD I CANT FREAKING BREATH LEGIT IM DYING XDDDDD
Kit-Kat Gaming LMAO SAME
Kit-Kat Gaming YES
Hatchimals are the low quality over priced Furby.
2:11 when you just took the best shit of your life
Méha Mitsubuchí lol
8:07 HAS ME DYING😂😂😂😂 me just casually rewatching all of derek’s older videos
I have 31 cousins. I sent it to all of them and now they just question why I find such videos of children toys (being tortured, then sent to ships for slavery just to be neglected by the pain of the world) being used by a grown man. All I said was:
" This is my childhood being torn apart from reality. "
this made me laugh so hard 😂😂
Barney Complin OMG I LOVE YOU'RE PROFILE PIC🤣🤣🤣🤣
XxSilver WolfxX cheers lol 👍😂
Barney Complin me to
Barney Complin Same! XD
Barney Complin I know
Every moment of this video makes me laugh 😂😂
3:08 lol
Same
Anyone rewatching his old videos to when they were goo
This seriously was the funniest video I have ever seen XD
Sung Mi ikr
Sung Mi ikr
2:03
Who is watching this in 2018!??!?!?!!? ♡♡♡♡♡
Torm Larwell me
I am
I'm not.
@@hiddentides5569 actually yeah you are sense you replied to a comment
@@jamierahnasto399 Sarcasm bud
Derek Review the furby
Angel Bravo the furby is just like it
Angel Bravo I was just thinking that
Geneva Hulsey no a Furby is a bit different.
AXauryh Pawz no not really
Angel Bravo but don't play with it at 3.00
I fucking miss this😂😂
Comment the first Video of Derek you ever saw
*And also this video Proves DEREK SHOULD NEVER OWN A PET*
Tammy Ketchup kinder egg one
Cai Elias Palin same lol it's my fav aswell
Torch the dragon one xD
Tammy Ketchup this one 😂
Tammy Ketchup the first one was he reacted to Jacob Sartorius tweets,then I started watching more
where is the derek squad at😂
Ismael Ramirez HERE FAM
Hi
Ismael Ramirez lol
Evyone like this I want to get 1k
Ismael Ramirez Wazzzuppp
I feel bad for these toys, WHY ARE YOU DOING THIS TO THEM
Cause it's fun for him
1:04 "mom say please pass [music] patrocle"
Subtitles gone wild lmao
GalaxyDiva Derek Gerard contest
NOTIFICATION SQUAD WHERE YOU AT?!?!?!
Teigen Szymulewski RIGHT HERE
Teigen Szymulewski WASSUP
Teigen Szymulewski Wazzup
RIGHT HERE
Teigen Szymulewski SUH DUD
God you sounded like you enjoyed opening that-
DO A FURBY!!!!!!
YES DO A FURBY
*_DID A FURBY EVER DO SOMETHING TO YOU_*
SquishyCake2005 FRICKIN YE!!!!!!!!!!
Kris The Human triggered much?
SquishyCake2005 ya sure do a Furby JK HELL NO
whoever thought those noises the hatchimal made was a good idea should be arrested.
That's what every RUclipsr do this with a hatchimals
im about to barf from laughing
5:02 no mothers can handle it no.
5:11 then this one super. 👍
Its life was yeah. Good.
I couldn't stop laughing at Derek's reaction when the beak popped out at 11:09😂😂😂😂😂😂
Same
It got hard
Derek: (kills the hatchaimal)
Me:HA DEED XD
HATCHIMALS NEED TO DIE SQUAD WHERE U AT?!?!?!
CocoMsp there the new tattletales
CocoMsp here
Here comes the eggciting jokes 😂haha kill me..
no that was eggcelent!
ᗰᖇ. ᗷᑌᗷᗷᒪEᔕ ᙭ᗪ Hey, look at the _sunny side_ of your joke.
This conversation...
Cracked me up...
I'll leave
these comments are soooo _scrambled_ it *cracks* me up
Wtf is this *scrambled* conversation.
I'll go home.
2:03
Subtitles
we either got a penguleees, or dragolesss
We got some pringlessss or dringlesss
wE gOt sOmE pInGuUaEeS
oR sOmE dRiNgUaAaAa
More fucked up than tattletale, i thought he was just going to eventually just THROW it against a wall or something. He bought 2? shit 200$ STOP FUCKING THE HATCHIMAL AND MAKING IT MOAN!!!!
EARLY SQUAD WHERE YOU AT
Look behind you.
InsaneVic it's Jason bourne
TheNextGeneration Dun dun dun.
TheNextGeneration here i am
TheNextGeneration Here
I made my whole class watch this yesterday😂
I HIT THE BELL!!!! I litterally sent this to all 34 people in my group chat haha they are so mad but at least 15 watch you now so YAY!
do the 50/50 challenge
$1 egg VS $100 egg
That moment when the hatchimal turns into a fidget spinner...
FML
Every time he goes in the toy store the employees are like '' Oh no its him again ''
Bean's Gacha Life or oh sh*t here we go again
@@egehan12 that's what the younger employees say
At 1:10 the girls voice is funny 😂
When you early to a vid but then 10 seconds later another one thousand people join.
TheWillCallan
Lol Ikr!
Five night at Derek Gerard house
Derek proceeds to skin a hatchamil alive.
I use to be subbed to this guy back in 2017 but I don’t really like his new content, but these are absolute gold
Same.:^(
pause at 10:53 look at the hatchimals face 😂 so cute
Angela Holland oh my god there is my old account lmfao well my mums account
R.I.P Derek's hair 😞😞😖😖😔😔💔❌:'(:-(
watching this for the 3rd time in the time span of 1 year and died every time. December 2018
If u have two hachimals and put them together, than they will make more moaning noises. XD. Like if u want him to do it
am i the only one who feels bad for the cute little hatchamal getting killed and destroyed?
brianna Corvera yep
why the fuck u lookin damn! nope
Yes
Yes
why the fuck u lookin damn! Yes you are
I ALMOST DIED PLZ SEND THE COPS TO ARREST THIS GUY FOR KILLING ME WITH LAUGHTER
Edit: Derek, i'm Dying because all you do is stupid stuff! And I love it.
O_O
I literally exploded with laughter XD I don't know why but the part where he was rubbing his head so violently was my favorite part XD
Xx_EasyWoods_xX Mine too and the part where he takes off he's skin
Xx_EasyWoods_xX the part where he ripped its skin off was scarring
I have to say I'm suicidal But when I watch these videos I feel so much better!
That really was a normal opening because I watch all his videos Derek Gerard is the most funniest ever and the videos with jaspaul are even funnier
U should do the pregnant Barbie next
pingululz and some dragululz
I died at that part
Panda Girl12 ikr
Naomi Mcclenton SIEM PUNGULELS... AND SUM DEIDISNFNFNAJSKSJSLLZ!!!!¡¡¡
XD IM ALREADY DEAD
I SAW DADDY DEREK ON MY SCREEN, I CLICKED RIGHT AWAY 😈
Derek yelling at his toy scared my cat off my lap...