Natalie's Rap 2.0 (Uncensored Version)
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- Опубликовано: 5 фев 2018
- This is a sequel to the Natalie Rap from SNL (2006): • Natalie Raps - SNL Dig...
SNL clean version official post: • Natalie’s Rap 2 - SNL
We wrote the song, but this was directed/edited by SNL people in NYC. (We shot Andy in LA). Full story here: www.vulture.com/2018/02/andy-s...
LYRICS:
INTERVIEW 1
BECK: We’re here today with film star, Natalie Portman. Now Natalie, the last time you were here things got a little out of control.
NATALIE: Yeah, well I was going through a really weird time then, but I’ve matured a lot.
BECK: Why don’t you fill us in on what it’s like to be you?
NATALIE: Okay, ya bish.
BECK: I’m sorry, what?
VERSE 1
YEAH
PORT-MAN, PORT-MAN, PORT-MAN, PORT-MAN, PORT-MAN, PORT-MAN
FUCKED YOUR HUSBAND AND HIS BEST FRIEND JUST FOR SPORT-MAN
YOU KNOW ITS CLICKBAIT- CLICKBAIT- CLICKBAIT
PUT A DILDO ON A SWITCHBLADE-SWITCHBLADE-SWITCHBLADE
XANIES DISSOLVING IN MY PINOT
MY MAN DANCE BUT HE’S NOT A BALLERINO
YEAH, HE TWINKLE HIS TOES
BUT HE GIVE ME GOOD D THO
WRAP A GOOD BURRITO
TIDE PODS ONLY FUCKING THING I SNACK ON
BLACK OUT AND GO MUTHA FUCKIN BLACK SWAN
MY BRAIN GONE OFF THAT FUCKIN AYAHUASCA, BOY
TELL YOUR TOURIST PARENTS I’MA TURN YOU TO A FOSTER BOY
INTERVIEW 2
BECK: Wow, gotta say, it seems like you’re almost exactly the same but with current references.
NATALIE: Untrue. I’m a mother now. It’s really changed my perspective.
BECK: And do you find it difficult juggling kids and career?
NATALIE: You can juggle these nuts.
BECK: What?
VERSE 2
I DON’T DANCE NOW
I MAKE MOMMY MOVES
WHEN I GAVE BIRTH
I DIDN’T E-VEN PUSH
I WAS BLAZED OUT/ SMOKIN BOMB KUSH
AND WHEN MY WATER BROKE
YOU KNOW IT DROWNED THE DOCTOOOOORRR
THEY SAY I’M SEX POSITIVE/
HELL YEAH I’M POSITIVE/
THAT YOU’RE GOING DOWN WHILE I’M BUMPING “MY PREROGATIVE”
TELL ME WHYYYYY!
HA, I GUESS I’M SHOWIN MY AGE
NOW BEND OVER AND SPREAD EM CUZ YOU ABOUT TO GET FUCKED
KENAN: Damn
INTERVIEW 3
BECK: Fascinating stuff. Now I have to ask, Natalie, have you seen the new Star Wars movies?
NATALIE: No.
BECK: Oh well they’re really good. They’re much better then-
NATALIE: Better than what?
BECK: … Shit--
BRIDGE
SAY SOMETHING BOUT THE MOTHERFUCKING PREQUELS, BITCH(ALEX: They were good)SAY SOMETHING FUCKIN NICE ABOUT JAR JAR BINKS(ALEX: Uh, he’s tall)
NOW KISS HIM RIGHT ON HIS SEVENTEEN DICKS
(ALEX: What?!)
WHILE I SIT DEAD ON YOUR FACE AND TAKE A SHIT!
CARL THE VIKING:
OOH NATALIE
(NATALIE: YEAH?)
PLEASE COME MEET YOUR BABY
HE CRIES HIMSELF TO SLEEP EVERY NIGHT
(NATALIE: THAT LITTLE SHIT AIN’T MINE!)
OOH NATALIE
(NATALIE: WHAT??)
ITS BEEN 12 LONG YEARS
(NATALIE: SHUT THE FUCK UP!)
AND I’M 7 DAYS SOBER I SWEAR ON HIS LIFE
(NATALIE: YOU’RE A MESS, CARL)
INTERVIEW 4
BECK: Ok! Well that’s all the time we have. Natalie, one last question: Do you think those “Times Up” pins have had the impact you were hoping for--
NATALIE: How’s that for impact?
BECK: Well, actually--
NATALIE :No more questions.
(END) 
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Natalie Portman holding someone at gun point making them say nice things about the prequels is the best thing to ever happen
dude i legit SCREAMED when that scene happened and she was dressed up and everything
Get the fuck outta here Craft Punk, nobody is friends with nobody!!!
To me, every prequel movies are a hundred times better than ''The Last Jedi''.
@@Factboy12 sad but true
I keep rewatching this video just for that part
Top 10 rappers Eminem won’t diss.
Nobody will diss PORTMAN
The Intelligent Gamer she’s lame 😒
Eminem would destroy her
@@truckbros35 both physically and mentally
He might actually
Not just the Natalie Portman, the Natalie Portwomen and the Natalie Portchildren too
You’ve hurt me
Luke and Leia: frick
underrated comment
Amen and awoman to that.
@@lakyn5170 Achildren too
What makes this so good is that the song is written to be ridiculous, but she straight up shoots it like she's 100% serious
Oh, she serious.
Natalie Portman liking and defending the prequels, that's something I never thought I'd hear
AND I LOVE THAT
She was in the prequels.
well, 17 years later, yeah.
I think she knows that they’re bad, it was honestly probably just for the amount of money she was going to make doing it. It also had a lot of potential but many of the directors choices were bad, the overall acting of her and others was pretty good.
Best thing the sequels did was make me appreciate the prequels again.
Somebody tell Vader that Padme has joined the dark side.
underrated comment here, gold bois
Oh my god this comment made me ridiculously happy
He would be scared
I'm on it
Best comment ever
So accurate
"Say something fking nice about Jar Jar Binks"
"He's tall?"
Oh, my God, I *screamed*
misa jar jar binks
When Anakin was choking her, he was actually trying to keep the Galaxy safe, we just hadn't realized.
😂
"you can juggle these nuts" is the only appropriate answer for "is it hard to juggle kids and a career?"
Dana Lamb yes
😂
Yes.
Is it hard though?
@ 2:30
She missed her career as a gangster rapper
As a *Lonely rapper* perhaps
@Sebastian *too
You misspelled "started"
I wish NATALIE discontinued her acting career after the Star Wars prequel films and started making gangster rap inside.
Ohh a classic "I'm still here"
“you can juggle these nuts.” when i tell you i SCREAMED
My wife probably had heard the Tragedy of Darth Plagueis The Wise too..
Why isn't this pinned?
I think she had to much Death Sticks....
Nerd
Bing bong you are wrong says the one with a Star Wars profile pic
Master Skywalker....oh wait
"It seems like you're exactly the same, just with current references" lol
Jluyoungzone not true. I'm a mother now
It’s really changed my perspective.
You got a heart From TLI... holy shit
Dude you got hearted by the channel. What the fuck!
@@aesinam every time the lonely island uploads my skin clears, my grades are good and my crops flourish
I fucking love the "And I'm 7 days sober I swear on his life" part
That little shit is not even mine hahah
When she point the gun and made him say something good about the prequels made me love her even more
If they ever make a 3rd one
They need to have Hayden christianson cameo lol
Caleb Lambright That would be the best thing that’s ever happened to me
yes pls
Rap battle between Hayden Christensen and Chris Hemsworth over Natalie Portman.
Yoda, why Chris?
WhiplashBunny ummm THOR
If only Anakin knew, he’d be so proud of Padmé joining the Dark Side.
Hed be like bitch u straight trippin... I luv ya P
im not proud......
@@anakinskywalker1483 Well... I'm proud
@@lycanyuki5320 alright....
@@lycanyuki5320 WOAH YOU SAW THAT??? TWO GUYS FIGHTING FROM ANOTHER UNIVERSE
1:38 I don’t care what anyone says, this is canon now.
NOOOOO WANTED TO BE FIRST TO SAY THIS
I love Andy Samberg. His obsession with the name Carl is hilarious. But he should definitely make a movie about Carl the viking with Natalie Portman.
I would buy a Natalie Portman album if it was like this.
Fr though
It’s hilarious I’d listen to it
@@coolbreeze2773 it's not going to happen until the Kool Aid is GONE! 👁️💓🎵❄️✌️😂❄️🌍❄️
It’s just nicki ghost write lol
@@Siptoseina you must be slow
"You see, Thor, I come from a world you wouldn't understand."
Now she's Thor lol
@@JellyFilled4Justice Oh shit, she is. HA!
Padme: Force chokes Anakin
Obi Wan: let him go Padme...
*aggressive head tilt*
"Better than what?"
🤣
“Say something nice about jar jar”😂😂
At that point, I'd have been like, "Okay, just pull the trigger."
I lost it dude
It's so good
*fuckin
I think Jar Jar is a Sith Lord.
@@thewab1974 Wdym? Jar Jar is better than most characters from the ST
I seriously dare them to make a 3.0 soon.
It'll be out in 2030
neymeyfeyhey Natalie will still look 20
On it ;)
Ft. Sidious and the Vader Boi
Yea you're gonna have to wait 10 more years
Natalie Portman raps better than Cardi B
Tbh anybody can rap better than cardi b
Anyone can lol.
@@deBrawnyo fucking facts though 😂😂😂🤷
There really are similarities between the two in terms of sound, and that's saying something since this was made in parody...
Y’all hate Latina women so much it’s crazy lol damn
I will never get tired of these Natalie Portman raps.. If she announced a rap EP, i'd legit order all the vinyl variants.
It seems my wife Padmé has turned to the dark side :/.
She heard The Tragedy of Darth Plagueis the Wise XD
I hope your profile exists solely to make this comment
@@matronthorn.official Hmmm.
Master Skywalker....oh shit wait
@@ok87543 *Lightsaber ignition sound*
The way she says "Mothertrucking prequels bitch" is such gold and it makes me happy.
Okay we all officially stan Natalie Portman. Sis defended the prequels, a queen.
Kenan Thompson @ 1:29 'Damn!' 😂
That star wars verse was everything
Thomas Naughton when someone doesn't like the prequels >
Thomas Naughton "have you seen the new star wars movies? Theyre better than.. shit, nobody liked tlj amirite?
Sheev_chancellor Productions that was the newest
i long for the day, that Natalie Portman has to explain this to her children.
Explain that she got to work with one of the most legendary comedic groups ever? The same group who has work with Diddy, Kendrick Lamar, Michael Bolton, Justin Timberlake, Pink, Too Short just to name a few? Yeah that's going to be tough. Good Luck Natalie
Tristan Cooper lmao yes
Do you think children... dont know what rap or swears are?
They'll think she's lame.
I long for the day, that Natalie Portman's children have to explain this to their friends.
Ok but the prequels are better than the new ones
Sonia Sae anything is
Not 1 and 2. 3 yes
Of course
True!
I lost my shit and had to twerk when she the beat dropped. Goddammit Amidala... 🤣
That’s my wife
Not ever saying anything bad about the Star Wars prequels ever again.
Bandit Haze bro prequels are way better than the sequels
Jag only revenge of the sith is better
The Other Point Of View are you saying the sequels are better
I'm gay and died of AIDS
@@subtledemisefox Bruh, rest in peace
It’s weird hearing Padmé rap. Maybe she did this before she was roped into the Trade Federation Crisis.
Mid life crisis
this was her election campaign
My respect for Natalie Portman has increased
I'm really looking forward the Natalie's Rap 3 in 2030 🤩
And when my water broke, you know it drowned the doct - *ERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR*
@@andrewprevost No, not that one. It's Kool Moe Dee: Go See the Doctor: This is the reference here: ruclips.net/video/SH5a-deHquc/видео.html
Both are classic tracks though!
@@gpjamieson thanks, I didn't know that one!
Not that it matters, but... La Di Da Di came out before Go See The Doctor, so... possible Kool Moe Dee himself was inspired by Slick Rick?
La Di Da Di is also a more famous song generally (thanks largely to Snoop's cover), so more likely he's one the SNL writers who came up with this were familiar with and were paying tribute to? (My original post seems to have disappeared, so here's the link again: ruclips.net/video/FYHm-B0tnCs/видео.html&ab_channel=JustinAndrews&t=4m00s)
Anyway, doesn't matter, the point being nothing in this world is 100% original. Everything is built on the framework provided by things that came before, and that's completely okay - in fact, it's how it's supposed to be!
And she threw him on the groound
She's not gonna be a part of the system,man
She's an adult
MY DADS NOT AN INTERVIEWER! DUUUUUH!!!!!!!!!!!
And the BEST response goes to... Yooouu🤣🤣😂
You can't buy me hotdog man
@@ponianyoutube8071 Yess
YOU CANT BUY HER HOT DOG MAN
I come back and watch this 3 times a year
1:01 When Padmé was about to give birth to Luke Skywalker and Leia Organa
*Lil Port ft. the lonely islands*
* Big Port
That Prequel part is badass.
Captain-general Kitten can we get a link
Ali Abdullah 1:37
No i meant the old rap video 😅
She needs to release a rap album.
Lmaooo she said UNTRUE IM A MOTHER NOW, ITS REALLY PUT THINGS PERSPECTIVE
“Say something nice about JarJar Binks”
“He’s tall?”
luckyDancer100 no need to sensor 'fucking' :E
Bokaj01 lmao sorry I just missed it
He said you were hot and got you laid by Anakin?
He has a good heart and he’s funny in small doses.
He's a better character than Threepio.
No doubt there. At least he contributed to the plot, while the protocol trash can just whines and moans.
Padme has gone to the Dark Side.
Reuben Seldo it gives you power!
Well she is the mother of vader..
@Trey Stephens UNILIMITED POWAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH!
fazzurri excuse me? His wife
fazzurri wife
How am I just now seeing this?
I'm in love.
I just love Natalie Portman.
*pass me the aux cord*
and Peggy yo phandom
and Peggy Same Pham
and Peggy you better not play trash
-snatches back the aux cord for you trying to play this shit.
In_Vas_Por thats exactly what would happen, it happed to me..
Damn Natalie, you harcore
ImmortalChaos she's also a crazy chick.
actually he's a little bit ugly in this clip
(i love your Sara icon)
Sera Greatly Approves
You missed a "d", Natalie never misses the D
Never could have imagined how much I needed this in my life.
I have literally rewatched the Start Wars verse over a 100 times
Me too lol
It's actually brilliant
And read a crazy amount of the Star Wars verse books
@@ninam.759 Star Wars: Infinities for life!
Star Wars actually
Why is Portman so good in this? 😂 Better than any mumble rapper today lol
Because she isn't singing into one of those dollar store echo microphones
Map more like c-rap am o right Nathan's!
Cole Durham because isn’t it obvious?..... it’s Portman Portman Portman!
She raps better then cringey mumble rapper lil pump
You can thank andy samberg
Even after all these years , these two raps some of the best content every made. Not a bad trip down memory lane lol
I think we're due for Natalie's return. Release the third video!!
Whoa a new Lonely Island!?
Chad Wild Clay go home your lost 😁
Hahah good to see you Dewayne! Now make like a tree and....
Oh no, not you.
Oh yes, please Conal Doolan.
Go back to your click bait
"Tell me whyyyyy" - LMAO
Sweet Cheeks If you don't know, you don't deserve to. "Ain't nothing but a heartbreak!"
Zel The Viking Ain't nothing but a heartbreak!
No it's not Backstreet Boys, it's My Prerogative by Bobby Brown. Which is why she says "My Prerogative".
ruclips.net/video/5cDLZqe735k/видео.htmlm13s
Zel The Viking 😂😂😂
This is by far the hardest hitting interview that i have ever seen
Ah man, wish the lonely island would still do these.
Still in 2023 this is an awesome song.
I dont dance now, i make mommy moooooves
And when ma water broke
You know I drowned the doctorrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr-rrrrrrrrrrrr
They say I’m sex positive
Hell yeah I'm positive
That you're going down while I'm bumping my prerogative
*PORT MAN*
*PORT MAN*
*PORT MAN*
*PORT MAN*
*PORT MAN*
*PORT MAN*
imagine her kids scrolling through youtube and then they find this 💀
This will always be one of my favorite recent SNL sketches.
If Natalie had a album, id buy it
Word to your mother
"Ok you biish...."
"I'm sorry, what?"
"Yeah! Portman Portman Portman Portman Portman Portman "
"Yeah, You know what is clickbait clickbait clickbait"
1:41 starwars fan when someone talking shit about the prequels or clonewars
I sure did not search for this but I am very grateful.
This channel is one of the best things ever. EVER.
My soul is pleased.
I read that as “my soul is released”
My Heart is free. I now have the courage to follow it. Name the reference
White people hold this L
Natalie can legit spit. This never gets old. Haha
Not a single "swallow" joke in 6 months? What the fuck?
@@randallflagg3700 Maybe because most of us aren't 12?
back watching this in 2024
did not expect andy to be here but it makes sense 😭
Natalie is the coldest rapper of the 21st century
*every century
This made my week. "Say something about the MF prequels, b*tch." just killed me. Love it.
Censoring your comment on the uncensored version of the song?
PC is the new *****
Jar Jar's genitals are also censored. It's a strange and complicated world.
Eloketh they originally made it censored for TV then just added the uncensored audio to the censored video
Yeah, I get that a lot.
It's been 6 years and I still believe that Natalie will release a whole album.
We need part 3. Seriously
the "say something" part was low-key lit. we love a jar jar binks cameo
Beat go hard
That beginning had me bumping.
sound like X lmao
Im making an edit of just that part I like it so much lol
It was ALL lit! On a very HIGH KEY!
Anakin wouldn't have been able to force choke shit if Padme was played by this Natalie.
Nah she would be the one who wants him to do it.🤣
bryce rawls he be like I can't turn to the dark side my bitch will kill me!
Well I mean... it would probably turn her on and ROTS into a nc 17 movie by that scene
Anakin Skywalkers lightsaber has ignited
Why is this so good?
I unironically love the prequel part, that needs to be its own song its so fucking good.
Most true star wars fans do, atleast more than this force awakens and last jedi crap.
And one more to go.
That's by far the best part. I want a song of that too!
Natalie: okay ya bisshhh
Interviewer: I'm sorry?
Knew this was gonna be good right from the start
oh that bisshh..
"My man dance, but he's not a ballerin-O...." 🤣
I’m convinced she’s one of the best people to ever exist ❤️
When a rap parody is better than actual rap nowadays.
Neo 2k Almost always the case
Neo 2k better then $0.50
Neo 2k - This isn't a rap parody. This is just a funny rap.
This is oddly true
No I think she was trolling rap culture a bit, like all the swearing an dicks and balls references-that's the only thing male rappers do now-swear a lot, talk about fucking women, tell everyone to suck your balls
*YOU CAN JUGGLE DEEZ NUTZ*
what
She need to do a solo album or be a feature on lonely island
*1.25x* ➡️ *the real dope* 🔊
😎
всё-таки она прекрасна ☺️
1:30 here’s the part you were looking for
As a longtime fan of the first one (I put it on when I’m angry to simultaneously vent energy and cool down-laugh)… This is amazing. The prequels verse is my favorite.
God...12 years later and she still got it..this is so bomb!!
Mercy Lawrence 12 yrs omg I feel old AF lolol
More bomb than the Kush?
Wow. It's already been 12 years?
Natalie will Represent the Prequel
Daisy Ridley will Represent the Sequel
So a Star Wars rap battle might happen
Come on, we all know Natalie will obliterate Daisy.
@@TGreerTGreer Nah
@@TGreerTGreer Rey is shit as a character, but Daisy is awesome
In rap battle she will be killed tho
@@ser_igel I'd really actually like to see her in her own rap battle on SNL
Eww no. As much as I like Daisy Ridley, Natalie Portman would fucking curb stomp her.
I’m waiting for rap 3.0
So this what obi wan saw in those recordings
Has anyone else lost count of how many times they've watched this?
s b I'm gonna guess at least 100
Beareyouenoh I've seen this and the jack Sparrow song at least 60 times each now, it's become a daily thing
....raises hand sheepishly.....
No, I'm pretty confident I'm able to count to one...
1
Yes, still got it...
Straight Outta Portman
gonna be the title of her kid's first album
How am I only finding out about this in 2021?
cant wait for 2023 for Natalie Rap 3.0
Yup, this is why she's an Oscar winner.