When You're Selecting a Kong in Donkey Kong 64
HTML-код
- Опубликовано: 1 окт 2024
- #shorts #DonkeyKong64
----------------------------‐--------------------
🌟🌟🌟 Special thanks to my tier 3 Channel Members:
- Aubby
- JJay1065
- Dr. Clober
- Memewell
- Brian
- Da Mario Boi
- DANK
-The Melting Gamer
Channel Memberships are now available on my channel, so if you'd like to support my channel and get special perks consider joining by using the "Join" button on my channel.
⭐⭐⭐ For more information about my Channel Memberships and perks:
• Post
✔ Join here: / 64ios
----------------------------‐--------------------
▶▶ Switch FC: [Ask me on live streams]
▶Join my Discord Server: • Join the 64iOS Discord...
▶Twitter: / 64ios
▶Instagram: / ayyo64
And then there’s Chunky!
And then there’s Chunky!
And then there’s Chunky!
And then there’s Chunky!
*He's dead*
He died of type 5 diabetes
@@TheMenaceHimself2006 DK! Chunky's dead!
O
@@projecth4x267 DK! Now the song is over!
@@TheMenaceHimself2006
All five of 'em.
**wheeze**
He can't run fast, he can't jump high, but this Kong buys three seats to fly!
Jesus f'n Christ. Why did I even try to read these comments 😂😂😂
💀💀💀
Religion comment got spotted here
@@mercydevaki I'm missing a joke.
@@CaptainBlackBread what
Why are they all Chunky Kong?
Why not?
Always has been
They Are The Kong Clan USA Edition.
Yeah, I thought he was dead!
@@braydenleaderofthetirkins1143 why did you think
He has no style
He has no grace
This kong can’t reach his own shoelace
got me belly laughing man
This is the funniest comment by far
Caught me off guard 😂
All y’all’s obesity problems
💀💀💀
"He's diabetic."
"What type?"
"All types."
Oh hey a new one
Also im trying to lose weight..dont wanna be anymore like the guy in the vid
@@treattrick8991 Happy to hear that, eat healthy and just be active, you've got it.
Yup and im also drinking lemon water
Also its hard to think of what is healthy and what isnt but i am eating healthy even if i have to think hard
They aren’t walking in a circle, they’re just caught in each other’s orbit
I normally hate this. But I can say, with enough time passed, and with only 100 likes, this comment is actually underrated at this point.
That's a great comment.
Lmao
This comment made me 😏
Orbit?
More like MORBID (obese)
😭 That's not funny, I'm sorry
the fact that we associate low brass instruments with fat people will never cease to be funny to me 😂😂
Or tubas
Hahaha
.....tubas are brass instruments.@@treattrick8991
Lmao
How low can you go
til your body mass challenges gravity@@treattrick8991
"Choose your Discord mod" 🤣
A man of culture 😏
I choose... the fat one 🤷🏻♂️
I choose discord mod who at least have programming skills
Classic
Those start of the year diets must be working great.
The first guy looks like he just prolapse his whole digestive system.
That's a chick
He looks like when a game gives you complete freedom in the character creator
@@Caterman_the_pomson_enjoyer”Gotta say, you’re photogenic”
Good lord that first guy... I mean, there's fat, then there's... that. He's twice as wide as anyone else there and they're all fat too. How is he walking around? How can his legs support him?
Mf is shaped like a cartoon character
The first guy doesn’t even look real. He looks like a comic book illustration in live-action.
Naaaaaw Broooo 💀💀💀💀💀
This comment is so hard lmao, because with that description in mind I just picture one specific character in mind, and it's fucking Kingpin.
@youtubename22but has a very op “Gut check” counter like k rool in smash but can cover the whole body not just in front that sends enemies flying 😂
@@AdahnFlorenceclose, but incorrect. Look up Fred Dukes from X-Men.
His body type is that of Hifumi Yamada
Or Fat Bastard from Austin Powers
They can’t run fast
They can’t jump high
But these Kongs …
…THEY’LL EAT YOU WITH FRIES!!!
Basically Kirby
He-is-the-best
Discord
Mode ra tor
This Kong is the bane
Of alligators
😮
@@FelOldExcept Kirby can run fast and jump high, and even fly.
I sang this
He has no style
He has no grace
His blood pressure is higher than space
B! K!
BURGER! KING!
He has no style
He has no grace
These kongs are bigger than meh
B! K!
BURGER KING
@@Grugface B! K!
BURGER KING IS HERE! UH!
@@Grugface He may move slow,
He can't jump high,
And this Kong's about to die!
LMAO the musical cues changing for each one was what got me
Frfr
The trombone for the guy in the red lmao
That’s a feature in the original Donkey Kong 64.
The fuckin trombone really sells the joke.
I mean…
Its so ironic how chunky kongs plays for the skinniest one.
Man knew what he was doing when he started hanging with those guys
How is the first guy actually standing. His legs must be so strong.
Imagine one day he magically turned skinny, I bet he could jump over a bungalow.
Actually, fat people who slim up usually have super thunder thighs because they were carrying 350 pounds everywhere they go
At the moment I think he could eat a bungalow... Actually I think he already did...
Lost weight hombre can fly
Could be a woman not a guy
@notatrollll either way they will be flying like a kite in no time
Select your WALL-E character
the guy in the purple grey isn't that bad. The first guy legit looks like he swallowed a trash can
@@corsojames Body type: bean bag chair
And there's Morbidly Obese Kong.
More like whale-e.
Yknow the whole idea behind that movie is what happens when you let corporations take over the world, Don't act like you ain't next in this analogy.
the first guy doesnt even look real dude 😭
he doesnt even look like you could recreate him in oblivion even with mods
@@yasureyabetcha Nah bro, he EATS the government
Hey leave that man alone, i saw him box Wolverine and almost win
He looks like George Santos after a bender
What’s wrong with him?
There's big, healthy, husky, fluffy and DAMN!!.
And don't forget OH HELL NO
@@myyoutubeaccountgotsuspend8666 they started with that.
I immediately connected which one was which after reading this comment lmao
Great reference
@@linus6718
Me too mate, me too 🤣
When you slightly tilt the cartridge
Holy shit I spilled my goddamn coffee
When you slightly tilt the earth.
When you slightly tilt the universe
When you slightly tilt the multiverse
When you slightly tilt everything in reality.
This is such a deep cut that im actually bleeding.
Huh
Gonna need a doctor with this one
@@Eis7 "deep cut" implies a lesser known work by a popular artist, or a forgotten classic.
Splatoon reference!?
@@crnkmnkyDK64 is a deep cut now? It sold millions. Lol
duuuude ngl these guys are legends. I know they didnt mean for this to become a meme format but holyshit is this funny and at least they looked like they had fun doing it
This is actually so fucking funny
Props to the guy who flipped off the camera.
Yeah they're fat lol
So funky funny
Choose your Redditor!
Choose your Smash Bros player!
RUclips commenter
Choose your discord moderate
@@AlexanderVega0 choose your fire emblem player
Select your discord moderator
The fact that these people are having fun together is incredibly heartwarming
I agree
Had to scroll for a while, but your comment was the first I found that didn't mention their weight. Thanks for breaking the streak.
I feel like people that watch mentally disabled people having fun and then thinking it's heartwarming are the ones really treating them like zoo animals.
if you warm their hearts up they might start frying
How exactly?
As a massive DK64 fan (but not as massive as them), this is the hardest I have laughed in months so thank you.
LMAO
bro XD
💀💀
$10 says they were out of breath after walking in that circle. 😂
$20
Mark me down for $60
At least they walked.
😂😂😂😂
😂😂😂
My game is glitched, there's only chunky kongs and extra chunky kongs💀💀💀
😂😂😂
Buffet restaurants' worse nightmare.
More like best dream because then they make even more money lol
@@Mattblox8080 I figured they meant an all-you-can-eat buffet.
Cause they’d pay like $30 once, and clean out the place.
That’s no man. Tis a remorseless eating machine
@@bt1844six bells! Time for closing
Especially the Asian ones, they fear these guys the most.
Holy shit that first guy is shaped like a pear
🍐
probably doesn't even know what a pear is
@@jboss0666 a pair of cheeseburgers
@@jboss0666 damn that is vicious
@@jboss0666 🤣
Light pink shirt guy was fearin for his life, mf is bite sized to them
This is all the motivation I need to stop being a fatass.
Cheers to that
Time for that chick'n brocc life
judging people in 2024?
@biggysmals9715 hell yea, what's u gonna do about it Billy
@@fpxxx5680 I don't answer questions of NPCs with no name.
Well uh, they sure did inflate themselves just like a balloon, I'll give them that.
They have no style; they have no grace
Th-th-these Kongs have a funny face
They can stand… if they need to
And stretch themselves out just for you
They can inflate themselves, just like a balloon
Th-th-these crazy Kongs just dig this tune
Well done, sirs.
They must’ve took lessons from Lanky Kong
yep.
A water balloon ...
Man everyone's clowning on these dudes, but they are just a group of friends having fun. I hope they're doing well.
How delusional are you? You hope they’re doing well? Umm, hate to break it to you but they all have diabetes, hypertension, high cholesterol and clogged arteries. They’re all going to have a stroke or heart attack in the next 10 years. Obesity acceptance is one of the most disgusting things this country has done, and you’re part of the problem.
@@Fajowski50
More like you're just using it as an excuse to spew your bitterness at someone.
You don't give a single crap about the topic beyond you getting to shame others.
And stop liking your own comments btw.
That's below pathetic.
@@Fajowski50hey, uh, do you know what's worse than obesity acceptance? the decades of lobbying and covering up of facts by the food industry that resulted in the deregulated hellscape that caused the obesity epidemic. people didn't just suddenly become naturally more susceptible to food addiction, this was a calculated ploy by the industry across several decades to make their food as addictive as possible and prevent politicians from imposing any regulations on what they sell, how they sell it and who they sell it to.
@@jedisalsohereSir, this is a Wendy’s.
@@davisbowe8668 idk if you can see the comment, but i was replying to a whole rant about "obesity acceptance"
Always love how happy the third dude looks, man is having a blast lol
i would love to know his life story dude seems so chill
The first guy’s BMI must be abysmal 🗿
For real it's probably about 70
Blood type: Velveeta
That's a female 😐
@@AManWithAVoice My first language is not English, please shut up
@@AManWithAVoice 💀💀💀
I feel kind bad for how funny I find this video. The original was probably just a group of friends having a laugh and they clearly aren’t taking themselves too seriously. Feels bad to mock that.
That said, the dDK64 character select over this is hilarious
Despite how they are all Chunky Kong, they look like fun to hang out with. They seem very happy
Until you post memes in general, all kidding aside have a like from me for saying something positive.
Agreed
As long as there's food
the first one looks like a bean bag
The one with the had looks like he's married good for him
Im exhausted and out of breath just watching this
Y’all joke but I bet they’re actually pretty fun to hang with
This is gold right here
DK chunky s dead
He died of type two diabetes
Actually, recent reports say he was shown to still be alive and well in the Mario movie.
two diabetes
@@Mike14264 the GoFundMe worked,chunky's back🎉
Lol i literally laugh out loud at a cafe😂
Im still mad at you for making fun of diabetics and chunky kong...but ill let it slide since well i hate blue shirt guy too
If they’d do that more often they wouldn’t look like that anymore.
Diabetes Kong.
Aw man.....I didn't see this...I said the same thing pretty much.
@@nickknauf4012 Great minds think alike;)
lol
Diabeto
Why must you say that...im a guy who is obese as well..all be it less than meatsack on the video..and trying to loose weight and yet the word scares me
"Go on pick a Kong honey."
"But I dont wanna be Chunky mom."
That was their exercise for the day
Bro, I legit cannot fathom how anyone can let themselves get to that size
Lack of self love and a lot of hatred for the world. Also a lack of exercise or dieting but mainly the first two.
I don't know but this is excessive.
Like, I feel you would have to do literally nothing but eating. I feel I’m gonna blow chunks if i eat even slightly more than my maintenance
@@BuckHunter103 guy in the pink isn't too massive but everyone else is gone
@@jacobbrackett3568to a healthy person, he's still like 2x too big
POV: You are the heart attack demon choosing your next project.
One more year for u. Oh and u no no ur fine ur not that far u got atleast 3 more years than the huy behind u.
Heart attack demon 💀
Tf kinda shit is Tanjiro being put through?
@@TheMenaceHimself2006 its a chainsaw man reference my guy, he just meant devil and not demon
Wow....I'm actually concerned about the first guy's health. Also the dude in the red plaid.
You can make fun of their weight all you want but they look like they're having fun which is more than a lot of people can say
A planetary alignment, such a sight to behold!
NAH 💀
I can never get over how wholesome the third guy looks. He just looks like he’s having fun
He looks like a knockoff Gabriel Iglesias and I’m not saying that just because of his race 💀
It’s all fun and games until you’re sitting in the ICU with clogged arteries and not alive at age 35
He’s dead. Heart popped in 2019
?? seriously? how old is this?! :(@@MasterCaine
@@Waffalishnah I’m just kidding but definelty pre 2010
The guy with the beard hangs with them to make himself look good
Built like a UFO
One downside..it cant fly
I'd say something is running in that family, but I'm pretty sure nobody is running in that family.
XD
Brilliant
They probably get the runs a couple times a week though.
it's called diabetes
This is probably the most exercise any of them have gotten in quite a bit
😂
😂😂
And 1000 calories were burned in the making of this video 😂
Don't worry, they more than made up for that by going to KFC afterwards.
You know to get that overweight in the first place you have to eat 1,290,000 more calories than your body uses, which is around 84-95 per hour. Which if you only over eat by 1000 calories everyday for 5 years is all it takes.
@@webduelist There's a lot of money invested in keeping people fat and complicit with industrial fast food, its readily available and sooo incredibly unhealthy
select your discord admin
discord mod*
Wide, Thick, Big, Colossus, Fat, and Chungus Kong.
They are having so much fun! I wish them all the best!
you’re such a good person for wishing them that
Ohhhh the brown nosing didn't quite work out for you did it buddy?
@@issaccambell2929 I dont understand
All the best? I’m sure they’re fine with the diabetes, high blood pressure, heart issues, joint problems….yep
I was talking to the first guy who commented.@@Nako3
The guy in the pink shirt honestly not that chunky, at least compared to the others.
Honestly, outside of the first guy and the guy in flannel, they’re really not all that big. Plus they seem like good dudes. Hell I’d rather hang out with them than most of people commenting here.
First guy looks like squidward after he ate all them crabby patties
I’ve never seen that many Discord moderators in one place
I see this video at least once a month. It shows up all the time and I can’t help but watch it again and again.
I’m back again.
Here again
I can’t escape.
Help.
@@joyconboyz1409 XD I'm here to summon you back
Stallions, each and every one of them.
No offense to the first guy but how does someone gain that much weight
Seriously this is a legitimate question
League of legends
Overindulgence in snacks?
*He ate.*
Not moving and sitting around playing videogames for 16hours. I know because I've done it before. It's taken me getting sick with diabetes to change. I've lost a little over 60lbs since I started working on my weight last year.
He looks like a juicy pear
First guy is built like the Santa Claus in the Nightmare Before Christmas.
Oogie boogie
Oogie boogie
@jramos4803 nah, he has the same size and shape as Santa.
Nah, he built like Sumo Santa in Clay Fighter
I get that these guys are supposedly actually Mexican, but do they actually tolerate spices better than white people do? I feel like if they were actually eating Mexican food, they'd be skinny.
Wow, the new American release of donkey Kong 64 is looking good!
These are Mexcians.
@@JTShinestill American
@@metafox6942Mexicans wouldn't be "Americans" unless they were born in the United States being from Central America does not make you an American by default. Are people from Canada also American just because they live in North America?? Imbecile 😂
@@metafox6942 Foolish furry
@@Reese1882yw Yes, America is not the name of the country. It is called the United States of America. Anything in America (the continents) is in America. Mexicans think of their people in general as American (not all people in Mexico are necessarily Mexicanos), and people from the US are Norte Americanos. North Americans. For example, the arid part of Mexico is called Aridoamerica. Arid America. Because Mexico is in America, just like the United States is in America.
"Inflates himself just like a balloon"
"Like DDD"
C G Coconut gun
Yo it's been years that I laughed as hard as I just did. And reading the comments isn't helping. 🤣
In all seriousness I Hope they're ok and doing well...
I have serious doubts that they are all alive now. This video is a bit old.
You don't see a fat old man. These type of body won't reach 40.
I think they are gainers.
At least they had fun making the video
@@mockball3011how old is this video
🎶 So They're Finally Here! To Eat Your Food! 🎶
Walnuts peanuts pineapple smells, grapes melons oranges and coconut shells
These guys are funny as hell. I’d love to have a few beers with them . I’m not on their league , still an amateur , but my “fuel tank” is growing exponentially the older I get . You go guys . Let’s rock
Rule No°6 Of My Life:
SHALL I SEE A THUMBNAIL WITH LANKY KONG IN IT,I CLICK!
But For Real Though,This Shit Is Funny As Hell 😅
I don't think I want to know rule 34 of your life....
@@thewholecircus Dude,Why Did You Have To Mention Thou That Shall Not Be Named?!
@@thewholecircus HAHAHA No
The first guy is built to withstand car crashes.
Show me a car that man would fit in.
Without removing the front seats.
I thought that was a woman...
He is the airbag.
When you're at a BBQ, getting ready to do the beanbag toss, and you're carefully deciding which one would be best for the first throw:
They'd be too busy eating to play cornhole.
Oh hey, i’m in the thumbnail!
Say it with me!!!
!!!!!Beefcake!!!!!!😝👍
If anyone is confused, my pfp used to be Lanky Kong
Well eric cartman fit the thumbnail
Oh
Smash player meetup
Real
Meanwhile I know a Smash player that’s severely underweight. Ya just can’t win 😞
Cringe
@@xtrememario7returnslmao your a smash player
Fr 😂😂
bro my copy is broken, every kong is just chunky kong
The fourth one I would just say has middle-aged body, not really fatness. The first one on the other hand is the American champion of sumo wrestling
Edit: I meant the 5th one
Pizza rolls
Mountain dew
Doritos
These are the 3 ingredients to make a discord mod
But Jack in the box accidentally added an extra ingredient in the concoction. Diabetes
Another comment that said diabetes..hi im treat trick and im here trying to lose weight the right way from obesity
First guy looks like Justin Silverman xD
This is one of my favorite videos on the internet. Makes me laugh every time
the discord mod meet up is looking fire
I AM CRYING ROFLLLLLL
More like selecting your Discord user, lmfao!🤣🤣🤣🤣
This reminds me of an incident i had at Applebee's once.
Brother: Thats the biggest family ive ever seen.
Me: Theres only 4 of them...
Brother: Thats not what I meant.
*Chunky:* [Whispers] *Tiny.*
💀
_"ME?!"_ 😂
That one looks skinny compared to the rest
That’s the most exercise the first one has ever done.
COME ON CHUNKY, TAKE IT TO THE BRIDGE!
Nachos, burritos taco bell...beans, rice and chiles on my taco shell!
Oh yeah 😂😂😂
Take it to the fridge
@@darknightmike10yearsago your gonna need a bridge.
Doritos on dat ridge
You gotta have insane core and leg strength to be able to carry around that much fat all the time
My dudes don't need chairs, they use themselves to sit.
The guy in the light pink shirt looks so good next to all of them
Donkey Kong 64 except you replaced every model with Scoff and Troff
Underrated joke lmao
First dude is Stage 6 of Gabriel Iglesias’s 6 Stages of Fatness…
I was saying that in my head lol
AW HELL NO
run they created their own solar system.
Nickocado avocado as a DLC character
True
This aged poorly
This is the greatest video I've ever seen
“Choose your American!”
Nah, pretty sure one of these dudes is asian. Americans are more racist than that :p
I wonder how all these people in the video are doing in their lives rn. Hopefully, they're living life to the fullest!
Haha "fullest" good one 👍
I like how the pink shirt one isn't even that big, obviously, in comparison to the first guy, pink shirt looks skinny but, by himself, he's not too bad