Yeah but why rage so much, after a point of time playing youll eventually get used to the having-to-start-over part, at least thats my experience with geometry dash (bloodbath)
Timestamps if you missed them 0:33 oaaaghh HHGGM 1:23 kid screaming 1:32 car horn 1:58 a10 machine gun 4:15 second car horn 4:23 man being dragged into hell
the western mind cannot comprehend
What one hour a week of gaming does to a person
@@HyouMix according to parents
@@pennynukenarcAhhh you sweet summer child, yes, from the "parents".
@@pennynukenarcI think you missed the joke
@@pennynukenarc in China, those under 18 can only game for an hour a day on fridays and weekends.
SPACEBAR HANGING ON FOR DEAR LIFE😭😭
Nah dude the crouch button is the real one suffering
@@cogbait the crouch button probably has a hole
@@atsizbalik"probably"
@@atsizbalik his WASD keys dont compare
from experience I just know one side of the spacebar is incredibly hard to press on
i love the keyboard smashing sounds.. so relaxing 😌
You should be careful not to stop your heart.😂
Fr ☺️
Whenever he jumps, it sounds like he's just punching someone rofl
crossfire asmr
oh my god i so agree 😊
4:25 my man unleashed 40000 years of chinese rage
💀💀💀
💀💀💀
💀💀💀 indeed. My man so angry i had to pull an AR Manga to describe his rage
pokémon black and white
Pretty realistic
Worried about his run more than my life choices
LOL FR
Aren't we all?
@@amspook We are
put fear in Allah to not worry about the future
@@perfectopubg7320 Who the hell is Allah
4:24 Ḩ̶̳̣̮̻̪̜͍̹̭͓͍̳̼̈́̅́̄̍̀͐́̊̽͌̊̂͂͠͝͝Ą̵̘̥͉̘͖̱̥̺̿̀̈̒̂̅̀̅̈́̓̏͊͘͝Ą̵̘̥͉̘͖̱̥̺̿̀̈̒̂̅̀̅̈́̓̏͊͘͝Ą̵̘̥͉̘͖̱̥̺̿̀̈̒̂̅̀̅̈́̓̏͊͘͝Ą̵̘̥͉̘͖̱̥̺̿̀̈̒̂̅̀̅̈́̓̏͊͘͝Ą̵̘̥͉̘͖̱̥̺̿̀̈̒̂̅̀̅̈́̓̏͊͘͝Ą̵̘̥͉̘͖̱̥̺̿̀̈̒̂̅̀̅̈́̓̏͊͘͝I̸̡̛̳͌̉͋͐͒̍Ỵ̷̡̛̟̱̑̍̀̉̿̿̉Ỵ̷̡̛̟̱̑̍̀̉̿̿̉Ỵ̷̡̛̟̱̑̍̀̉̿̿̉Ą̵̘̥͉̘͖̱̥̺̿̀̈̒̂̅̀̅̈́̓̏͊͘͝Ą̵̘̥͉̘͖̱̥̺̿̀̈̒̂̅̀̅̈́̓̏͊͘͝Ą̵̘̥͉̘͖̱̥̺̿̀̈̒̂̅̀̅̈́̓̏͊͘͝Ą̵̘̥͉̘͖̱̥̺̿̀̈̒̂̅̀̅̈́̓̏͊͘͝Ą̵̘̥͉̘͖̱̥̺̿̀̈̒̂̅̀̅̈́̓̏͊͘͝Ą̵̘̥͉̘͖̱̥̺̿̀̈̒̂̅̀̅̈́̓̏͊͘͝Ą̵̘̥͉̘͖̱̥̺̿̀̈̒̂̅̀̅̈́̓̏͊͘͝Ą̵̘̥͉̘͖̱̥̺̿̀̈̒̂̅̀̅̈́̓̏͊͘͝Ą̵̘̥͉̘͖̱̥̺̿̀̈̒̂̅̀̅̈́̓̏͊͘͝
😂🤣😂😂🤣🤣🤣
Scream from the underground devils
And he's having diarrhea at the same moment wow
The
I felt so bad cuz he was doing so good 😭😭
he is actually good tho
is he good irl tho
@@user-kj9kj5ht2x he'd probably slam you against ten walls and annihilate you in a pool of blood
@@user-kj9kj5ht2xI'm sorry for what I have done
Yeah but why rage so much, after a point of time playing youll eventually get used to the having-to-start-over part, at least thats my experience with geometry dash (bloodbath)
@@alejandromorales2244sometimes it gets to you randomly
1:40 sick phonk beat
"phonk" any kick is phonk now? You are a newgen and you never heard of the origin of phonk
@@envyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy bro took it personally
@@envyyyyyyyyyyyyyyywah wah lil bro😭
@@afrosteviewomp womp
Shotgun sound
I like how he holds that card the entire time, it's like a reminder of "what he is fighting for"
DO IT FOR HER
I SHALL SACRIFICE MY LIFE FOR THIS WOMAN!
its just a kind of knife in this game,many people use it just because it can behalf your rank.
my beloved i left back at home…
It a knife skin
Don't forget that they also have a bread as a knife skin
I love this asmr channel
И я
Same
Same
Fr its chilling to my ear
@@Seaborn10892 same 💀
i want whatever chineseium keyboard this dude is rocking holy shit
There's a video of him breaking one in rage and instantly unpacking another. My guy got a keyboard factory.
Chinesium 😭
@@Maestro7228 Who's the guy? Can you link the video?
@@munguschungus4030 CFseven77. Can't find the particular stream uncut.
@@Maestro7228 ofc he did, he's in china
this beat is fire ❤🔥❤🔥❤🔥
0:09 the beat go hard at this part
2:46 you can feel him being so nervous
Thats some workout breathing, breathing in when during rep then out after
4:27 sounds like an angry chinese man firing an autocannon
and with the battle cry at 4:24
Sounds to me like a Chinese warrior riding into battle on a horse
LMFAOOO
The power in his fingers is insane.
His wife is the happiest women alive
@@namonef 💀
@@namonef I was thinking that
1:38 when you're so mad at the game that you resort to using za hando to win
- table
@@p_bok6441 keyboard
Mf erasing space-time to get to the end lol
@@IgorNVnah it's mainly just the bass boosted part
@@opalyasu7159🤓
Timestamps if you missed them
0:33 oaaaghh HHGGM
1:23 kid screaming
1:32 car horn
1:58 a10 machine gun
4:15 second car horn
4:23 man being dragged into hell
1:23 kids in my basement when i forget to give them water ☺️
@@Lean99999 ???
@@kutotb1225 4:23 timmy being dragged to hell beacause he did his homework late :
@@Lean99999 omg
The manufacturer adding a microphone to the spacebar was a very daring decision
4:24
兄弟拥有世界上最坚固的键盘💀
🤣🤣🤣
It's not, it's just scared to make mistakes
他的神经是另一个,还有这里好难找到自己人😂
Xinxca xcinxcanxi
@@susyexpireens4830 that's racist
HAAAIIIIIYYYYYIAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
1:37 bro thinks he's the barret
His girlfriend must be happy
The one on his card?
hes talking abt fingering@@thesamejackalsniperthatkil117
Bro he is KILLING his Keyboard right now 💀😭
Bros slamming his keys like a child getting discipline
Самты
in China
I don't have strict parents my mom beat me 10 times and my dad 2 so I can't relate
When you only had 1 hours of gaming session a week
1 HOUR FOR EVERY WEEK? CCP REALLY FALL OFF..
伙计,我爱这个家伙,你想知道为什么键盘会被砸碎,他的 HAIYIAA 会发出标志性的战争呐喊
那是哎呀
这他妈真是史诗级的💯💯💯💯💯
是的哈哈哈
I edge to these cf videos
At least it's not CP, so you're fine
Kurisutina
@@Eok6Alright that’s enough RUclips for today… and I just woke up
1:38 sounds like spamming shotgun
Fr
Phonk music
he shoots with buttons (gauge 12 fr)
The Golden Freddy guy is getting more dangerous than before, from the noise you may hear in the video is that he has a stand that can erase anything.
i want to see a handcam so i can look at how they make every single press of a button sound like someone swinging a hammer at 3 in the morning
This comment is funny af lmao 💀
@@yourlocalbeingwithoutaface what more funny is that its not even supposed to be funny
I love when he starts making music every now and then. The multitasking is through the roof with this man :D
The best part is, u just happen to be a musician!
The way he's slamming the keyboard I would have thought he's just breaking an entire plastic desk in half
不错呀,搬运工,弘扬Cf传统文化❤
Most calmest CF player
很好跳者
El teclado: estoy cansado jefe 😔
🙁
1:33 everything just escalates after that corner man
most norma roblox obby
Obby games are for autistic dead ends btw
THIS BEAT IS SO FIRE🔥🔥🗣
4:30 Sounds similar to something I heard from Aphex Twin
if you close your eyes, you can hear the manager urging the programmers on during the deadline
blawg is fulltime employed as upstairs neighbour
*_HAIYAA!!!_*
That keyboard is on life support 😭
bro's creating hard basses out here 🔥🔥🔥
提哈他说 他和 贝斯特 奥斯曼人
LAMAAOAOAOOAO UR SO FUNNY😭😭😭😭💀💀💀
@@1breaktosty 因为它太放松了,所以我尊重这个视频
I pressed translate and I think I understood the comment better in Chinese.
@@matthew3009What dont u get about the best Ottomans 🇹🇷🇹🇷🇹🇷
@@Silly585 lol idk any Chinese so I translate the words back in English. Then found I don't understand English, either.
4:23 tom and jerry ass scream
Respect
I love the little heart by the CF in the title. Toxic love.
master
Ngl how does this guy keeps mashing his keyboard without his hand overheating
new asmr channel just dropped
Hao~
0:08 fire beat🔥🔥🔥
我是盲人,请问这里是火箭发射基地吗
every few months I have to watch this guy to maintain my mental health
Woah nice kick sample
I found the guy
Chinese rage and mic quality name a more iconic duo
4:32 sick ass war metal breakdown
Nice beat bro 1:40
4:24 Thats the ASMR perfect before going to sleep 😍😍😍😍
在b站上看过,又在油管上刷到我真的蚌埠住了😂
這是什麼遊戲怎麼跳的時候一直蹦蹦蹦
穿越火线的跑酷地图服务器@@WFTJee0209
😂😂😂 You ppl have the best rages 😂😂😂
1:39 yoo this kinda sound fire tho 🔥
i want whatever keyboard he has, if it can last him a week itll last me a lifetime
No lie, this dude is cooking😮
This is what pure sport looks like
Best asmr ever 😴
Downstairs neighbour watching the plaster fall from his ceiling.
Upstairs neighbour is experiencing an earthquake
rage at 4:23
AIIIIIIIIIIYAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
i dont really understand but i love it
very calming keyboard asmr! helped me fall asleep
THE HAAAAAYYYIIIAAAAAAAS SEND ME EVERY TIME 💀💀💀💀💀
He kinda sounds like hitler/G.F there☠
gotta see this dude with a keyboard cam 😂
哎呀~啊
As a westerner i cannot comprehend this video.
1:05 holy..... moly.......
Me playing roblox tower of hell and failing at the last stage:
best asian beat 🔥🔥🔥
reminds me of my minecraft parkour days. honestly might start doing parkour maps again bc of this.
4:24 live vacuum audio
That keyboard went from revolver, to ak47, then to a artillery canon and ended in a full blown up bombardment.
calmest chinese player
The end woke me up 😂
I have to imagine the people making the maps do it exclusively for him at this point.
They say if u finish between checkpoints you got more social credits
what is social credit
This is more suspenseful than most movies. He is our hero.
My favorite kind of videos
I have no clue on what strategic value the card has
Crossfire has weapon weight system and the card actually has very low weight to help you jump further
Actual movement god
did youtube recommended this video for you?
@ yea, ive seen vids like it before but this guy is cracked
yes he is cracked!!
So Relaxing
I don't know wtf is going on but I'm still watching.
Bro is violating that keyboard💀💀💀💀💀
01:24 bro turned in to a printer
time to put on some sleeping music 🥱🥱🥱 this ones my favorite
I listen to this while going to bed
gabber be like