Inside one of the safest Tory seats, Rwanda plan on hold and Corbyn's an independent | Podcast #54
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- Опубликовано: 23 май 2024
- The sun has risen on day two of the general election campaign and we've got plenty to whet your appetite.
Ed was over on Canvey Island Thursday speaking to constituents in one of the safest Tory seats in the country. He gives the lowdown from there.
Rishi Sunak also admitted that no flights to Rwanda will take off before the election. We break down whether he's spoofing or not.
After Jeremy Corbyn has declared as an independent to run as the Islington North MP, we discuss how Labour will fight the seat on 4 July.
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Oli Dugmore - SILENT ON NONCES
Showing solidarity with the 'tash sat next to him
He implied he was prosecuting Ed, I wouldn't call that silence.
Why did Google stop saying "Don't be evil"?
Why did Oli Dugmore stop saying "Hate nonces"?
I rest my case, your honour.
While that's an important issue, let's not forget the question of how the hell she wees in that dress. 30:45
…SILENT ON THE CAUSE OF NONCES!!! 😂
This is clearly a pro-nonce podcast!
That's a leap too far, you need to withdraw that. It's a defiantly non-anti-nonce podcast. Totally different.
I think it's prononced pro-nounce
@@kennethbosch9 I think you're pro-nuance
@@kennethbosch9 🤣🤣
Excellent 😂@@kennethbosch9
The speed with which Ava went from “can we get back to politics please?” To “I’ve got a story… 🚂” is exactly why this podcast slaps 😊
You are here for the nonce content?
Oli: We should wrap this up
Video length: They did not wrap this up
Every fucking week I swear to god 😂
Oli's alarming change in stance about both podcasts and nonces is deeply troubling.
Oli de Boobmore is such a let down
Oliboob breastmoore
oliboob breastmoore
Oli Jugmor @@mchparity
Ava’s ‘fix it’ comment was criminally undervalued!
Her face was filled with disappointment 😂
Ed looks a bit like Harry Potter training to be a WW2 era RAF pilot
or a nonce.
In an election period, I think it's important to be VERY clear on your stance on podcasts and nonces.
You three are cool and do good work. BUT it's so awkward these podcasts. You three need some team buildimng skills.
I think the change of position was made clear by what was so purposefully unspoken.
During the period of the campaign they gave to remain neutral so as not be biased against any single
party....
Nonce isn't a word it's an abbreviation of not on normal convictions and exercise, which was used as abbreviation that we call nonce
Scotland s schools will be on school holidays, which I think is unfair
The answer has to be Rishi Huge-Baps
Even Kier Starmer wouldn't do a u-turn as severe as the sudden change of introduction to the podcast. Disgraceful stuff!
Can’t take what they say seriously if they don’t start with ‘love podcasts, hate nonces’.
I consider it a Tacit endorsement of pedos
Kier Starmelons
Starmelons surely. They’re sweeter.
Keir Bra-rmer
I know they're saying "rishi boobs-nak", but all I can hear is " rishi boob snack"...
That's crumbs in cleavage.
Ava’s frustration at her “He’ll fix it joke” being ignored had me on the floor #NonceCast
#NonceCast??😭😭
Ava's "he could fix it" joke had me in years
Rishi soonaxed
Well played
Rishi Soon - knacked
All this change with the intro, I cant handle it.
I wouldn't take any notice of the Canvey Island population. The air is filled with chemicals and they don't breed with outsiders.
It's the UK's version of The Hills Have Eyes
Yeah but Dr Feelgood were class so Canvey Island gets a pass
It is a local island for local people.
oh fuck they're actually doing it daily
Nonce tash appears, change in the opening...Correlation Vs causation. You decide.
I’m meant to be preparing for my final uni exams but now I guess I’ll have to watch a pro-nonce podcast
Ed is so lovely. We need an Ed appreciation fan club!
Lad has world class constitution. He can take seemingly endless amounts of stick and still be our golden boy
He doesn't need a fan club, he has a labour grandee for a father
Ava once declared that she hated podcasts. I think the implication is clear.
I am angry about it ed! You are right
Day 2 of the General Election Piss Cast with Smelly Mics
The way ava tried to buss that joke about ‘he will fix it’ like Jeremy will fix it an no one battered a eye is so fucking funny 🤣
This everyday for the next 6 weeks is elite content 🔥
Enjoying the daily noncecast. No declaring hate for nonces, and lots of Jimmy Saville talk.
The thing about the Furlough scheme was that it was being called for weeks before it was announced, people were already being let go and made redundant at least 2 weeks before it was announced to be happening, just like late lockdown the Tories waited until the horse had already bolted from the stable.
There was no plan for a furlough until 48 hours before it was announced. The Treasury literally stole it from Corbyn's Twitter feed.
The Canvey island response is pure cope. From a position of privilege and assumption. "They did the best they could". If labour were In charge, doing the exact same it would be a travesty
Remember that time the Tories made 1 warehouse for COVID patients, months after about 20 were needed, just to show off. Then didn't make anymore and no one used it ... standard Scummers
And it's not unique to the UK. The alternative might have been families starving on the street - not a good look.
same with the massive warehouse for COVID patients - could've been done immediately, instead *showed* they *could* / did a bit to avert complete implosion - but would rather send the sick oldies back to the care home to spread it out among others ...
“He could fix it” 18:19 is a great callback gag to the earlier Jimmy Saville chat by Ava
I heard somebody say Prime Minature the other day, and everybody thinks the Tories are going to come up short in July.
I needed this so badly today
I am buzzing for this election content. Big hype for the descent into madness.
"I have to self-soothe in order to perform." - Ed Campbell
Edds laugh absolutely kills me😂😂😂
Christ, I enjoy this pod too much
Rishi Sunorks for the boobs puns
when i was about 7, I competed in a competition to win tickets to 'Jim'll fix it'...thank god I came in second.
That's what then happened to the winner ironically
You know your in for some great content when they repeatedly say, "Let's wrap it up" but there is still 10mins left.
This is comedy gold
Best 10/15 minutes of the podcast ever
Rishi HugeRack
THIS
Damn, canvey island being mentioned!! Massive surprise
is there a pret sponsorship? is olli on the take? will he be seen hanging out with mogg?
Tbh, the randomness of this podcast is awesome. Please don't try and slick it up.
"Remember that pint I bought you"
Big difference between Corbyn and Jamie Driscoll, Jamie Driscoll isn't actually that well known or liked in North East. He only polled closed in a coupe of wards within Newcastle City Council, the rest was Labour by considerable margins. Corbyn does have the profile to run it close or win but like Ava said there is a big difference
I think the people of Islington North will vote for the person who has represented them, with all his heart, regardless of what party, or not, he represents.
The parts after "we should really stop now" are always my favourite
I'm in Islington north. I would not vote for JC's labour party. However, he is an excellent local MP and will get my vote
Might go watch yesterday's intro once or twice more.
I've been mishearing "nonces" as "nonsense" since I started watching these. Nonces makes more sense as they clearly are not against nonsense.
I hope everydays episode is as chaotic as this one
Apologies for distracting away from the breast-synonym chat… Was the other completely independent led council that you were trying to name the one in Frome, Somerset?
Fishy Poo-Sack!!!!!!!!!! That’s my contribution 😂
If your going to do a different intro every time make sure you do re-enactments of the Jane Fonda Video workout tape intros. Im very nostalgic for those. I love a good bit of aerobics.
To be specific "jane fondas new workout : a full body workout for cardio and flexibility"
So now we're ok with nonses?
Because Ed was dressed like one earlier in the week 😂
Love nonces, enjoy the odd podcast. Vote Joe!
Sir Kier Bramer
Is Jeremy Crom-Bomble a Saville reference. I never watched British TV. 😬
How serious Ollie is at 43:00
23:50 Rishi Su-knackers is right there
I think knackers is a little too testicular though.
@@rainbowevil could go with "knockers" but loses the rhyme. Defo agree, though
😂 We now go to Ed Elk for breaking news in the Tory stranglehold of Canvey Island - Ed. "Labour is unlikely to win here."
You need a graphic or time stamp on the pod now when its going to devolve into the Saville-cast... however i do think a music short segment covering 90's bangers, favourite R&B and rap tracks along with guest slots for Joe Biden and Nelly would have mileage
It has to be Keir Honker for me
CANVEY ISLAND REPRESENTIN’! I stayed at the caravan site there.
You up for going swimming?
Is this a pret ad?
Is ot ok to still like The Who after Pete Townshend did some method noncing?
Rishi Su'Knickers was *right* there
When is the Peter Titchens interview?
Great podcast
Oli's silence on the issue of nonces and podcasts is deafening.
Really don't get the focus on Rwanda from the government or why they might position their election strategy around it. It's generally seen as a joke and nothing but a failure, even if a flight with a couple of people on it go is that really going to swing people? It seems like such a small policy that in the main is going to make no positive difference, they might actually get more votes if they admitted it wasn't going to work but they had another idea.
If you're not paying, you're the product.
Anyone who watched Jim'll Fix It and didn't pay...
Are we getting an election night special? All night long live????
Ed’s aw when oli said this was a tragedy was heartbreaking
18:10 *AVA SANTINA:* “He could fix it.”
It’s the it’s-idiotic-to-consider-anything-else facial expression and hand motion that really sells the line.
Day ??? Of asking for a production team mic
Fun fact, I resigned my Conservative Party membership (which I secretly bought as the best chance to vote Boris out) when Boris made the connection between Starmer and Saville in PMQs and the tory MPs (with very few exceptions) backed him. It was then that I realised the party was unsalvageable.
You’re abit slow then. It was obvious long before that.
@@jonsmith5058 Well, maybe salvage is too positive a word. I live in a very safe Labour seat, so my vote in a general election is more-or-less irrelevant. The only way I could influence the Tory government was to join the Tory party, and at least then I'd get a say on who the leader was. Unfortunately I resigned before the Truss vs Sunak vote, so I had no say in that. I actually quite like Sunak, we need more nerds in government. Starmer fits that bill quite nicely too though.
@@markemark449 both Sunak and Starmer are supporters of Israeli war crimes. They arent nerds and ‘seeming competent’ doesnt excuse that.
It’ll be Blair all over again when we discover the full extent of the evil we supported in this war, assuming we get to see all Israels actions exposed.
The Tory membership has been long unsalvagable, evidenced by their continuing love of Truss and Boris.
I assume you’re a moderate right winger, so I think Labour under Starmer is your ideal home now.
I’m a moderate left winger so dont really have a political home now, I think I’ll vote Green but my vote is even more pointless than yours right now.
SILENCE IS VIOLENCE - Oli Dugmore you are now complicit
It takes up half the album cover? Technically a semi.
10 minutes before the video ends - lets wrap it up :D
Please do not fall for the Tories' technique over Jimmy Saville. This is no joke.
It's 'Keir Starkers' obvs!
Always thought it was nonsence. But was confused cause theres always plent of that
Reminding everyone about Furlough also reminds everyone about Boris, it's a terrible strategy
Why and when did you come to Hartlepool?
They did an incredible interview piece with the moronic cretins of Hartlepool just before the last election. It was cringworthy😢
It's ironic that Canvey Island used to be the working man's summer holiday destination, now its a Tory stronghold? How quickly people forget their roots. 😒
Holidaymakers don't vote in the constituency
@@James-mb3je obviously, but most of the locals on the island were ex Londoners, salt of the earth people, not traitorous Tory voters.
the only time you don't start the podcast with "love podcasts hate nonces" and 10 minutes in you're talking about Jimmy Saville 💀💀
just me that’s unclear on Oli’s position on nonces? what about podcasts? WE NEED ANSWERS
SAY IT OLI 😂
Im not angry. Its the court of opinion. A completely apropriate intro. Ed can't tell me how to feel.
Never change.
Being a nonce?
Keir Ta-tas
Boat crossings up, 10k so far, record levels ever. Rwanda is not a deterrent, the system is broken, collapsed and us leaving the EU makes us the final stop on the trail. Well done for voting Tory you to55pots
Googling that album cover is risky 👀
And yet, the very same people who say Starmer worked for Saville probably loved Jim'll Fix It For Me and wouldn't bat an eyelid at repeats!
Ed's flatmate listens to Behind the Bastards
Leaders:
Sir Keir Stackedmer
Rishi SuKnockers
John Titty
Richard Tits
Gavin Juggs Robinson
Mayors:
Nik Juggsson
Sadiq Cans
Andy Breastsam
Biddies Houchen
Dan Norksis
It wasn't anyone in the band on Sticky Fingers, Andy Warhol spent 3 weeks looking for the right appendage, supposedly.
cour is in session Ed Campbell welcome
(not gonna stop just because you get the intro wrong!)