@@Alfred_Leonhart because at the end of the day, these people arent trying to kill each other but in situations like these you could argue it was near death so im sure both of them were glad he didnt end up severely injured or dead
Full contact Medieval fighting in general has no hard feelings involved, even at battle of the nations people just hug it out after they beat the crap out of each other, just a bunch of buff nerds doing what they love most
Lol, the funny thing is, if this hypothetocal couple were on good terms, he'd bring her with him to show off/share something that's special to him. So we can assume the basis of the joke is that they're already on bad terms 🤣
@@davidbengtsson4964 it's a kind of hobby that is impossible to do without full support and participation of your lady. Who do you think makes the garbs and all the fancy decorations while the guy is at the smithy hammering on his new breastplate? ;) That, and probably his young cousin as his page, taking care of the horse))
@uwu owo personally I don't know anyone who could sustain it without help. Think of it: horse riding, sword fighting, regular workout to support it AND historical recreation of both costume and armor - each of those is already a full time hobby for a normal person. These guys have to combine it all. So it's either full support and participation by family members, or help from comrades in arms from your reenactment club + no personal life at all))
@@ikielinsesi1843 In the 17th / 18th century? The Commonwealth fought more with the Swedes, Russians and Turks than with the German states. What is the difference between Swedish and German pikemen?
@@BaldMancTwat Not true. There were jousts of war and jousts of peace. The latter were a matter of honor and putting on a show, killing was not the intent.
Tsk, you are making a grave mistake.. ‘Tis I who will be victorious. You are merely an ant at my foot, begone or suffer my wrath.. as I promise.. you won’t live to tell the tale
Very well, I will gladly trade blows with a man of honour.. you have earned my respect. I will be sure to take care of your beloved after I’m finished with you
A few years ago, there was a joust in Europe , when the pole splintered, a chunk shot across and right through the eye slot of the helmet, killing the guy.
German style, or "closet rod", jousting... very dangerous form. People ended up using more breakable lances to avoid hits like that in the French style: which has a smaller target shield on the jouster called an ecranche that must be struck and also break the lance in order for a point to be scored. The lance I've seen for the people that do French are made of metal but the tip (~3 ft or so) is made of spiral-cut pinewood, which still takes 800+lbs of pressure in order to break but the breakage doesn't become sharp to the point of being a danger to the animals or ground crew and the knights don't get injured too quickly in the event.
Yeah, right, maybe if you forget the "minor" details that all of the most dangerous (but necessary) jobs are done almost exclusively by men, that the vast majory of people engaged in all kinds of rescue operations are men and that men almost always put their lives in the front line whenever there is any danger that can threaten women.
I've never been interesting in watching football or anything but this is the kind of sport I could get into. I like how both horses moved their heads away, I assume because they knew what was coming xD
What a great horse the white one! made a halt just after its knight fell off, it also seemed to quiet experienced as it prepared for the impact of the lance against the knight on its back.
He was lucky to hit with his back and shoulders which spread out the force of the impact. The other guy landed on his neck and back of his head. If it wasn't for the armor he'd have been seriously injured or maybe even dead on impact
Me at 0:01 "This is so stupid. Didn't medieval tournaments kill more knights than actual wars?" Me at 1:03 "Omg, I totally get it now. Definitely worth it. I LOVE IT!"
That was a hard as hell hit, but the plate armor prevented both of them from being cut in half. Still hurt, but it's cool to see just how effective plate armor is.
Algorithm cooking up some medieval shenanigans....and I love it. I should be terrified that the machine knows what I want. Even if I don't know I want it.
@@narukami597 You ever wear full plate armor? Me neither, but I have worn modern body armor that weighs just as much. You're not putting that shit on doing much of anything if you aren't in top physical condition. Ever ride a horse? I have. You can't just hop on a horse and go. It takes a lot of work to get to the level of riding that these guys are at. I can't wait for your reply.
@@meldrop4411 The guy thinks these hobbyists put in more effort than pro athletes who train a minimum of 30 hours a week lol. Its especially funny when you think of fighting sports where athletes train just as hard and literally get faces broken regularly.
I was there. I saw that hit. You could feel the crack of the lance and armor slap your eardrums. It sounded like a gunshot. You can hear the crowd ooh at that.
Ufc fighters: "Great fight bro! You were outstanding!"
Knights: "MMHMMPHUMMOPM HMMPUMHM"
Its like the pyro from tf2 lol
@@meldrop4411 Expect less psycho, well most of the time
Translation: Do you believe in magic from underworld the flame
🤣🤣🤣🤣
This is what the 2020 Presidential Debates should've been
Omg yes.
I'd watch that even though I'm not american
Haha id pay just to see either of them try and mount a horse
Those geezers would die from that...
@@DdraigGoch84 Both of them would ask for donations to do it. And then probably either fake it, or fail miserably.
“Your arms off!”.
“no it’s not”.
“what’s that then?”
Tis just a scratch
@@liamroose7768 I think you meant tis "but" a scratch. Still funny though
"just a flesh wound.."
“Get back here! I’ll bite your legs off” 😂 god I need to watch that again
I've had worse...
I love how they hug at the end. it's just so wholesome.
Seems to be a thing to just about any sport especially Boxing/UFC
@@Alfred_Leonhart because at the end of the day, these people arent trying to kill each other but in situations like these you could argue it was near death so im sure both of them were glad he didnt end up severely injured or dead
And they both talked like they had buckets on their heads
Full contact Medieval fighting in general has no hard feelings involved, even at battle of the nations people just hug it out after they beat the crap out of each other, just a bunch of buff nerds doing what they love most
I always hug my enemies after ive slain them they usually dont hug back though
He was jousted so hard he lost his medieval english accent and woke up in modern times
MADE MY DAY
right in my neck, right off the back of my DOME
@@aztec2281 As I rock rock rock rock rock the microphone!
Old English would be the language
The one with the plumes did a superhero landing.Looks unfazed.Just immediate bounce back like wow lol
Looked sick as hell.
dude he landed on his back so hard that he bounced perfectly on his feet. mans should be dead
How do these guys train for this sport?!
Dylan Hite you would be surprised how much a human can tank
It looked sick as hell but I'd be willing to bet he was out on his feet.
Blue plume is definition of "but did you see the other guy"
"He's probably off with some other girl..."
*Where he is actually at*
Lol, the funny thing is, if this hypothetocal couple were on good terms, he'd bring her with him to show off/share something that's special to him. So we can assume the basis of the joke is that they're already on bad terms 🤣
@@HORSESNDOGS9 or maybe he's doing this in secret cause his girl thinks he's going to fucking die
@@davidbengtsson4964 it's a kind of hobby that is impossible to do without full support and participation of your lady. Who do you think makes the garbs and all the fancy decorations while the guy is at the smithy hammering on his new breastplate? ;) That, and probably his young cousin as his page, taking care of the horse))
@uwu owo personally I don't know anyone who could sustain it without help. Think of it: horse riding, sword fighting, regular workout to support it AND historical recreation of both costume and armor - each of those is already a full time hobby for a normal person. These guys have to combine it all. So it's either full support and participation by family members, or help from comrades in arms from your reenactment club + no personal life at all))
"Hey girl, wanna see me get railed at full gallop?"
These guys look so bad ass in that armour. Makes you think how mind numbingly terrifying facing a heavy cavalry would have been.
not really since even heavy cavalry was used to flank enemy lines. Not even the toughest can protect you from a wall of spears
@@dumitrache12 depends on what time period is
@@dumitrache12 The polish-lithuanian winged hussars defeated many walls of spears. :D
@@Adam509846 against Germans?
@@ikielinsesi1843 In the 17th / 18th century? The Commonwealth fought more with the Swedes, Russians and Turks than with the German states. What is the difference between Swedish and German pikemen?
Damn, he knocked the medieval accent right out of him! Lol
The guy on the black horse was hit soo hard, he literally ended up standing on his knees
Hahaha
I'd like to see you in his place, tough man! 😆
@@cool-68 ?
@@cool-68 bruh what?
You know what I love? Despite the violence of the sport, they hug out in the end and have a huge respect for their adversary, like true knights!
You know how jousting really worked back in the day, right? They didn't hug it out. The winner executed the loser.
@@BaldMancTwat Not true. There were jousts of war and jousts of peace. The latter were a matter of honor and putting on a show, killing was not the intent.
@bob morane Exactly
@@BaldMancTwat I'm pretty sure jousting was part of tournaments that were just there as games and entertainment.
@@BaldMancTwat No they didn't, there were strict rules when it came to these
Technical deduction for failing to finish oponent with mace.
ahem i'm pretty sure they didn't have pepper spray in medieval times sir
@@tjitjo yes that is definitely what he meant
@@tjitjo wrong type of mace lol
@@tjitjo lol
@@tjitjo What he meant was the weapon mace.. look it up. lol
“your feeble attempt at my life has been in vain... now you will perish”
So
Are you cuestioning my honor?
Sir i dare you to a duel
Tsk, you are making a grave mistake.. ‘Tis I who will be victorious. You are merely an ant at my foot, begone or suffer my wrath.. as I promise.. you won’t live to tell the tale
@@Skalistre then i Will die on honorable Battle
On guard sir
Very well, I will gladly trade blows with a man of honour.. you have earned my respect. I will be sure to take care of your beloved after I’m finished with you
yeerhaaw leave my wife alone squire
Girls in PE: "OMG were getting all sweaty and tired, I hate this"
Boys in PE:
"...and that's why smart people wear plate armor, kids!"
"Laughs in Kevlar."
Pretty sure kevlar would do absolutely nothing for an impact like this
@@sirpuffball6366 I know but it was a mid range joke.
A few years ago, there was a joust in Europe , when the pole splintered, a chunk shot across and right through the eye slot of the helmet, killing the guy.
Um... safety glasses then? I guess. Jeez I'm still reminded why Henry Bourbon of France died in one of these matches.
0:23 dude fell straight off into the "M'lady" position
Neither of them got mad and behead his own horse?
Lol I know what you're referencing
@@nursery6269 Is it referring to Don Lucanor
D T no the mountain
A Dothraki joust without at least three deaths is considered a dull affair.
@@ToWatchMusic Oh okay, haha
Two EXCEPTIONALLY well placed hits landing at the same time...
German style, or "closet rod", jousting... very dangerous form.
People ended up using more breakable lances to avoid hits like that in the French style: which has a smaller target shield on the jouster called an ecranche that must be struck and also break the lance in order for a point to be scored. The lance I've seen for the people that do French are made of metal but the tip (~3 ft or so) is made of spiral-cut pinewood, which still takes 800+lbs of pressure in order to break but the breakage doesn't become sharp to the point of being a danger to the animals or ground crew and the knights don't get injured too quickly in the event.
girls locker room: "omg math sucks so much"
boys locker room:
Freshman_Horse#1: "Are you sure you wanna do this, sir?"
Experienced_Horse#2: "It's alright man, let's give these metallic primates what they want."
girl: *he's out again, hes probably cheating on me*
boy:
0:51
"Yeah, straight on the back of my dome
As I rock, rock, rock, rock, rock the microphone
"
0:20 Sounds like the halo sniper rifle lol.......
lmao
looks like it hits as hard as one...
Heh I noticed that too
It actually does xD
I’m actually not mad RUclips randomly recommended me this
This is why women live longer than men, so good 😂
Yeah, right, maybe if you forget the "minor" details that all of the most dangerous (but necessary) jobs are done almost exclusively by men, that the vast majory of people engaged in all kinds of rescue operations are men and that men almost always put their lives in the front line whenever there is any danger that can threaten women.
@@Trebor6127 lol
@@Trebor6127 Truth! Men build the homes women lounge in and say they're independent.
@@Trebor6127 That, but also because testosterone is hard on the body
Its a light hearted joke guys, forget the politics for a moment
I love the hug they exchanged after the red dude got up. A sense of sportsmanship that is often overlooked
I've never been interesting in watching football or anything but this is the kind of sport I could get into. I like how both horses moved their heads away, I assume because they knew what was coming xD
What a great horse the white one! made a halt just after its knight fell off, it also seemed to quiet experienced as it prepared for the impact of the lance against the knight on its back.
Ahh, the cracking explosions of the lances connecting and the fierous cheering of the inhebriated crowd... Nerd sports are best sports!!
2 dudes just nearly murdered each other
2 dudes: bro that was sick!
That guy got knocked all the way to a different continent. And century, "straight on his dome".
Girls Locker Room: OMG! cant believe Britney would do that!
Boys Locker Room:
When the level 8 virgin on a horse crosses the level 200 Ploomer chad on a horse
lolz
Cringe
Referring to ploomers as Chads is a gross misrepresentation
@@sirpuffball6366 what's so bad about ploomers?
@@sirpuffball6366 *have at thee*
DO TEN PUSH UPS!!!!
Well struck! Both broke their lances so points are the same, but one landed on his feet in a kneeling position. That’s the winner in my mind.
Dude got hit so hard, he got knock ONTO his feet
He was lucky to hit with his back and shoulders which spread out the force of the impact. The other guy landed on his neck and back of his head. If it wasn't for the armor he'd have been seriously injured or maybe even dead on impact
Thank you algorithm. I found this video once and then lost it and was looking for it for years. Suddenly here it is.
why men live shorter than female in a nutshell
but it's *totally worth it*
Me at 0:01 "This is so stupid. Didn't medieval tournaments kill more knights than actual wars?"
Me at 1:03 "Omg, I totally get it now. Definitely worth it. I LOVE IT!"
The crowd gasped like the super smash bros gasp you hear all the time.
These people are crazy…and brave to the max. Absolutely stunning!
You can't help but love the sportsmanship at the end.
A cowboy right next to a knight. This is freaking amazing
Brings me back...
Holy crap, this just popped into my algorithm, and I was there for this!
Alright I'm interested, where do I sign up?
TIS BUT A SCRATCH
NO ITS NOT YOUR ARMS OFF
NO IT ISNT
THEN WHATS THEN 😂😂🤣 I love that 😂😂🤣
Great sportsmanship from the competitors, hugging it out after that impressive clash.
The Horses: Wtf as these people doing...
Horses Ancensters: Shut up with your whinning you have no idea... But true
First round of RUclips recommendation visitors say "LANCE!!"
I see the algorithm brings us together again!
"IT'S CALLED A LANCE! HELLOOOOO!"
0:11 The blue knight was hit so hard even gravity was stunned
Damn ... I'll bet even the horses winced at that.
"Ok then, we'll call it a draw."
Pure, unfiltered boys with the boys
This looks really rough, but for some reason I have to say I am glad people still do this
0:36 did he really just say “do ten push ups”😂after the dude almost died
the clanking of metal during the hug is epic...
Ya know it’s 2020 and we’re still enjoying such a simple yet excruciating sport 😂
That armor is fantastic. Insane.
And the Knight landing replaces the superhero by a mile
dudes in armor hugging is the coolest thing ive seen in my life
That was a hard as hell hit, but the plate armor prevented both of them from being cut in half. Still hurt, but it's cool to see just how effective plate armor is.
The white rider got rocked so badly he saw visions of his ancestors.
The "Right on the back of my dome." gets me everytime.
This shit is just epic! I love that people are doing this still. The stones on theese guys
That's in Dayton at the renaissance festival!
0:49 sounds like the lyrics from Bomfunk MC's "Freestyler"
I wonder how entertaining this is for the horses
The kid holding the camera. My mom wouldn't let me near anything worth more than $10 when I was a kid.
@pivotsforyou Or they're just loaded and a $2000 camera is nothing to them.
Brutal shot from both of them
That was BADASS!!!
It was so satisfying to see the dirt fall off when they did the hug
Algorithm cooking up some medieval shenanigans....and I love it.
I should be terrified that the machine knows what I want. Even if I don't know I want it.
Best algorithm recommend I've received in months, now I need some mead and a giant funnel cake!
A giant smoked 4lb turkey leg with that mead
"DO TEN PUSHUPS!!".....there's always that one guy. Don't be that guy.
*Ace Combat Zero: The Belkan War* in a nutshell
That kid being a camera person is awesome!
Meanwhile some pampered professional athlete is faking an injury to get his or her team a free timeout.
True but pro athletes train 1000 times harder than these guys so its not right to call them pampered.
@@narukami597 You ever wear full plate armor? Me neither, but I have worn modern body armor that weighs just as much. You're not putting that shit on doing much of anything if you aren't in top physical condition. Ever ride a horse? I have. You can't just hop on a horse and go. It takes a lot of work to get to the level of riding that these guys are at.
I can't wait for your reply.
@@StudleyDuderight lmao youre so deluded.
@@narukami597 How so
@@meldrop4411 The guy thinks these hobbyists put in more effort than pro athletes who train a minimum of 30 hours a week lol. Its especially funny when you think of fighting sports where athletes train just as hard and literally get faces broken regularly.
0:44
“Ah rurugh uouf”
“Oh wha wha Ruuuraagh”
“Uahhurrah ou wha no faf”
Man you guys are great lol
Ladies and Gentlemen...
Welcome to the recommendation of RUclips's English video of the month!
no fatality finisher?
The plume dude was kinda helped by the rope. It made him roll, whereas the other dude fell straight on his head.
Finally RUclips recommendations showing me something fucking cool
I was there. I saw that hit. You could feel the crack of the lance and armor slap your eardrums. It sounded like a gunshot. You can hear the crowd ooh at that.
0:21 Nice edit
Unbelievable Jeff!
*This is how arguments should be settled*
Ouch! I've fallen hard off horses but obviously nothing like this. Super impressed, gents!
No idea why this is in my recommendations but I am not complaining!!
Ah yes, I like what my youtube recomendations have brought me today.
do you imply that there's other seasons? just got it randomly recommended
This should be Prime Time TV!
Get in there Heath!!!
The guy on the black horse gets up majestically and is ready for prayer...
"You and I are opposite sides of the same coin."
What a recovery!