Three Plates for the Gym-Kings in the realm of racks, Seven for the Bulk-dwarves amid their mountains of weights, Nine for Mortal Men chasing the gains, One for the Swole Lord on his bench throne In the Land of Mordor where the Barbells shine. One Set to rule them all, One Set to find them, One Set to bring them all and in the gym unite them, In the Land of Mordor where the Barbells shine.
“If there’s some weight in this world, Mr Frodo, it’s worth lifting” - Samswole “A day may come when my set fails, but it’s not this day” - Aragain “All we have to decide is what to do with the dumbbells given to us”- Gaindalf
“Today is my 111th leg day!” - Bellrow Biggains “Bellrow Biggains, do not take me for some conjurer of cheap lifts! I’m not trying to out lift you, I’m trying to spot you.” - Gaindolf “My bench press! Gold gym, Gold gym” - Seamgoal “That there’s some weight in the world, and it’s worth lifting!” - Samrise Gaingee
Three barbells for the elven kings under the press Seven for the dwarf-lords in their halls of swole Nine for Muscle Men doomed to lift One for the Bulk Lord on his Bench Press In the land of the gym where gains are made One set to rule them all One set to work them One set to bring them all and in the fitness bind them In the land of the Gym where gains lie
“But sir, even if you could lift that much weight, it would take plates beyond reckoning, thousands, to allow for your PR!” “Tens of thousands.” “But my lord there is no such gym!” -Sarumog the wide talking to his minion, Gaina Wormstrong
I'm LITERALLY at the gym as we speak and this just popped out of nowhere on my home page. Completely caught me by surprise, I lost it. Show my buddy and we all had a great laugh. Good stuff, brother. Stay swole.
One rep to rule them all. One rep to to finish them. One rep to set them, And in the Gym, assembly them. In the land of Planet Fitness, where workouts lie...
“They are taking the hobbits… to the GYM!” *suddenly the hobbits are swole* I like to imagine that the orks in this world aren’t even evil, they’re just gym bros from a rival gym who helped them get absolutely massive despite their differences because that’s just good gym culture.
Samwise Gymgee : "I can't carry it for you, but I can carry you." then proceed to lift Frodo on top of his shoulder while climbing Mount Doom. (actual quote and scene from TLOTR : The Return of the King ~ 2003)
Real shit thank you for these bro. I just found your channel last night and I've watched this and the Harry Spotter ones, and it's really motivated me too kick it into high gear and hit the weights harder.
“Be swole. Keep your forked triceps behind your biceps. I did not pull through rope and dumbbell racks to bench crooked workouts with a weightless worm” ~Gaindalf
"Gaindalf the Whey! Gaindalf the Drol!" "Two can play this game, Saruman the Swole! Or should I say, Saruman the Steroid!" "What?" "Saruman the Testo!" "Stop!" "Saruman the Tren! SARUMAN THE WINNY!"
Need a sequel for all the evil characters. Swoluman and the orcs hit the gym to create the lifting uruk-hai, the Mouth of Sauron eats all the whey powder, Sauron the Necromancer shows everyone how to deadlift and then does dips using the Gymnastic Rings of Power, and the witch king gets mogged by a woman and is banished from the gym in shame.
I only found the Harry Spotter one recently, and now there's even more of these amazing, funny videos, the lines they say are so brilliant, keep it up! :D
Wow! Thank you for using my music!!!=)
Thanks for making such amazing music! 🙂
@@fantasyimages ❤❤❤
The music was fire, nice job!
The music is amazing! Where can I get a hold of it?
@@mikek7660 ruclips.net/video/TOjfw8Z0u0Y/видео.html
I can imagine Gollum having a split personality of a power lifter and a cross fitter.
“We must do the cardio”
“BUT WE HATES IT!!!”
If they can’t ai generate Gollum’s speech patterns, I’m on board for voice acting
Took me a minute thinking about which Golems could exist in LoTR
Me on a daily basis. I love lifting weights, hate doing cardio. I mean, the only cardio I do is swimming.
Split personality between a powerlifter and bodybuilder is more common I would say
This is just gold man
Three Plates for the Gym-Kings in the realm of racks,
Seven for the Bulk-dwarves amid their mountains of weights,
Nine for Mortal Men chasing the gains,
One for the Swole Lord on his bench throne
In the Land of Mordor where the Barbells shine.
One Set to rule them all, One Set to find them,
One Set to bring them all and in the gym unite them,
In the Land of Mordor where the Barbells shine.
Goated comment needs to be on a shirt
All hail to lord ex1tium!🙇🙇
Here's a ring for you to sit on, for your Mordoroids
"One set to rule them all" "Su-Per-Set!" "Lift you fools!" "Gondor has no spotter, Gondor needs no spotter."
"And into this shake he poured his whey, his creatine."
*"I don't MOG half of you half as well as I should like, and I MOG less than half of you half as well as you deserve."* - Gymbro Baggains
"where was gondor when he failed his max?" "where was gondor when the chest press failed?"
LOL .. yea, , Love It...
"Goal 'em. Goal 'em"
-Smeagoals
Gymli-"But don't tell him that u spotted me for the last rep".
Aragain- "Not a word"
“If there’s some weight in this world, Mr Frodo, it’s worth lifting” - Samswole
“A day may come when my set fails, but it’s not this day” - Aragain
“All we have to decide is what to do with the dumbbells given to us”- Gaindalf
Samswole Gymgee
Now he needs to do a part 2
@@powert2009 ayoooo 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Gaindilf
Make the last one weight, not dumbells :D
Sam to Frodo: I can’t lift the weights for you, BUT I CAN SPOT YOU!
"Lift you fools"
Gaindalf the Whey
LMAO
Gaindalf the Whey
amazing one
"You shall not skip leg day!"
@@thexavier666 you shall not do a half rep!
Aragorn looks back and says, "For gains."
*Runs towards the gym.*
😂
For gains!!
"For Gains."
Runs towards gym in quarantine.
@@CharlieAnderson-o7e
Slayer gates playing in the background
ONE DOES NOT SIMPLY WALK AFTER A LEG WORKOUT I love this so much
LMAOOOO
I'm in tears, pure gold
That line got me too 😂😂
*"One does not simply walk after leg day"* - SWOLomir
Needs a tshirt with him saying this now
"I was there, three thousand years ago, when the strength of men failed, and Sauron deadlifted 980kg"
Brilliant
"There is only one Lord of the Gym, and he does not share his dumbells"
- Gaindalf to Sarepman
I cannot tell you how much I love Gaindalf.
@Brat Hahn Sarumass ahaha
Dark lord of the gym
"I can carry it for you."
-Spotwise Gymgee
"So you have chosen continuous leg day"-Sarepman about to train gaindalf
“Today is my 111th leg day!” - Bellrow Biggains
“Bellrow Biggains, do not take me for some conjurer of cheap lifts! I’m not trying to out lift you, I’m trying to spot you.” - Gaindolf
“My bench press! Gold gym, Gold gym” - Seamgoal
“That there’s some weight in the world, and it’s worth lifting!” - Samrise Gaingee
"Aragain, son of Aratrain"
I died 😂😂😂😂
Choo! Choo! 🚂
@@AstaraBrightwing son of Araprotain
@@jimhorton1271 gransdon of aracreatain!
@@ginjaedgy49 heir to the throne of gaindor
@@ginjaedgy49 nice one but i dont think we can go any further
I totally loved when Samwise Gaingee carried Froido to the gym because he couldn't walk after the leg day 😢
Lol froido 😂
SamSwole gymgee
Samwhey Gaingee and Froido Backins
To be honest Sam looks exacly the same as in the movie. Literally gigachad as he allways has been.
@@sigmaoperator1688 Froido BigGains
"One does not simply walk after a Leg-Workout" This is the best one lmao 🤣
"We dwarves are Natural lifters" -Gymli
"It's a little tight around the chest"
Now we know why
I mean gimli seems spot on if he was a little bit more tolkien style lmao
@@stoplivinglegit
Whatever your record is, Leg-o-las will +1 you
"There's some gains in this world Frodo, and it's worth lifting for." ~ Samwise Gaingee
“I am Aragain, son of Aratrain. This is Gymli, son of Gloin, and Leg-Olas, of the woodlift realm."
Gymli, son of Glute
Leg-all-ass
Gymli, son of… Jim.
Leg-Daylas of the Gymland realm
Gym-ly son of Growth
Three barbells for the elven kings under the press
Seven for the dwarf-lords in their halls of swole
Nine for Muscle Men doomed to lift
One for the Bulk Lord on his Bench Press
In the land of the gym where gains are made
One set to rule them all
One set to work them
One set to bring them all and in the fitness bind them
In the land of the Gym where gains lie
Just when i thought i was out of giggles, you hit me with "He is Aragain, son of Aratrain" and i just lost it. Well played you dick. LMAO
Damn, that was just next level 😂😂😂
Gaindalf
The Whey King
Baragorn
Bilbomb
Gymli
Sarumass
Isildurance
@@alanwatts8239 Gymli must be my fav 😂😂
Lucky I wasn’t having my coffee when they said that….
And his mother is Ara-ara ^^
Your lift stands on the edge of a knife. Stray but a little and you will fail -Galadumbell
The fellowship of the lifts
The two curlers
The return of creatine
The hobbit : an unexpected PR
The hobbit : the desolation of gains
The hobbit : the battle of the five gyms
@@ginjaedgy49If we gonna throw in the weaker series, lets throw the s**t one - Lift of powers...
@@ginjaedgy49 Now that you mentioned The Hobbit...that should be the next video...
@@ginjaedgy49 For the book readers, that third part is also known as "There and Back to the Gym Again" lol
@@ginjaedgy49 five gyms 😂
This is why God created AI. Orlando Bloom was basically just replaced by Henry Cavill.
"They are taking the Hobbits... to the gym"
Lmao that got me dying🤣🤣
As a big fan of the techno remix of taking the hobbits to isengarde song, that line slayed me lol
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
They're taking the hobbits to Isengain🎵
"how about the second breakfast"
@@AverageAmerican_ wtf is this spam? Reported
“If more of us valued quads and calves above juice, it would be a merrier world.”
-Train Ironshin
Lord of the gyms is gonna be as iconic as Harry Spotter
No. It lacks of many iconic moments. Like "you shall no lift!"
@@DBT1007 You shall not pass!!! ...on leg day.
-Legswolas son of Trainduil
Harry Squatter got us on to this.
Thoripped, Son of Gains, Son of Brawn. The Weight Under the Mountain.
*"YOU! SHALL NOT! CURL!!"*
Gandalf fighting against the Balrog curling in the squat rack
I am a spotter of the Secret Fire, wielder of the kettlebell of Anor. The dark fire will not avail you, flame of Udûn. Go back to the Shadow!
@@benjaminpoppe6024 FLAME OF UDUN HIT THE SHOWERS
OR worse, calf raises
LOOK LIKE MEAT’S BACK ON THE MENU, BOYS!
-Orcs after fasting
Beyond the entertaining aspect, it really makes me want to go to the gym. You should sell this as ads
not sure if he would get licence problems with that.
But it would be funny
Same tho 😂
Like no joke. Memes are one of the best, if not the best, method do mobilise late millenials and zoomers
you made a typo, should be "you should sell this as abs"
@@Maergensargoth darn you beat me to it.
The Orcs must be monstrously jacked in this universe.
Still more faithful to lore than rings of power.
The gym rings of powder
Clean burn
AH LAWD DEM GAINS
TRUE
@@rougeomen7649
Murder, right there officer.
“But sir, even if you could lift that much weight, it would take plates beyond reckoning, thousands, to allow for your PR!”
“Tens of thousands.”
“But my lord there is no such gym!”
-Sarumog the wide talking to his minion, Gaina Wormstrong
"I never thought I'd be spotted by an elf"
"How about being spotted by a friend?"
"Aye, I can do that."
Perfect 👍
Massive W
"How about spotted by a bro?"
I think that's better
This is so good! I love this video and harry spotter as well. I always come back and watch these videos, so funny. Please ceep doing these
“Galadriswole, I ask for naught but one spotting, and nothing more” -Gymli
"Take this lembas bread, it's 98% protein"
@@SouthPeter98 “a single nibble is enough to fuel a grown man’s entire workout”
"Not all those who ripped are nat."
-Bigbo Baggainz
Needs part 2 with the gym version of "But I can carry you!"
Hobbit farmer carry!
Aragain: The barbells are lifted. Gaindor calls for (spotters') aids
*King Thighden: And Roidhan will answer. Muster the Roidhirrims.*
I'm LITERALLY at the gym as we speak and this just popped out of nowhere on my home page. Completely caught me by surprise, I lost it. Show my buddy and we all had a great laugh. Good stuff, brother. Stay swole.
You too 💪
Sam: "Mr Frodo , I can't lift it for you, but I can lift you!"
Gandalf the Whey, Gainsli, and Boromass, Bilbo Backin’s, and Leg’o’mass, are the fellowship every gym needs.
its amazing how many memes LOTR created over the last 2 decades. Its a constant source of new inspirations.
I think Gymli is better
@@SaithMasu12 classics never die.
The lifters of Rohan
One rep to rule them all.
One rep to to finish them.
One rep to set them,
And in the Gym, assembly them.
In the land of Planet Fitness, where workouts lie...
Legolas does not shoot arrows from his bow, he just throws them.
Legsolas, what do your elf quads lift?
@@ffwast they're taking the hobbits to Gold's Gym!
"Looks like chicken and rice back on the menu boys!"
I was sooo expecting the hobbits to drink protein shake all the time. Not disappointed 😀
i keep rewatching harry spotter xD
an hour of cramps an shattered backs when the weight of the barbell comes crashing down but it is not this day, this day we lift
"They are taking the hobbits, to the gym." Brought back some dusty memories
"they're taking the hobbits to isengard" dooo dooo doo do do do deeeee
@@ginjaedgy49 yee
"I can't lift it for you, but I can lift you!" -Samwise Gaingee
“They are taking the hobbits… to the GYM!” *suddenly the hobbits are swole* I like to imagine that the orks in this world aren’t even evil, they’re just gym bros from a rival gym who helped them get absolutely massive despite their differences because that’s just good gym culture.
The orcs are the trenheads. The temptation of the ring is just the temptation of quick 💉gains
Protein back on the menu, boyz!
Orks are all lunkers. Dropping weights all over the place.
Sam “I cannot lift the weight for you mr Frodo. But I can Spot you”
"I feel thin, sort of stretched, like peanut butter scraped over too much protein bread."
- Bilbo Backgains
Me after the calorie deficit:
This was gold man. I hope you make more.
Damn, this is really well done, funny and unique! Great job!
Thanks! 🙂
Golum looking at his favorite dumbells "my precious"
"Never skip leg day.".
-Sauron, the Swollen
Boromir looking more like he was played by James McAvoy than Sean Bean in that thumbnail.
This is like turning LotR into every 80's fantasy movie.
Samwise Gymgee : "I can't carry it for you, but I can carry you." then proceed to lift Frodo on top of his shoulder while climbing Mount Doom.
(actual quote and scene from TLOTR : The Return of the King ~ 2003)
Missed opotunity with the orks
"What do you smell?"
"Natty flesh"
The last line killed me! Well done.
"Gondor calls for lifting!" "And Rohan will spot!"
Lord of the gains, twin barbells
Lord of the training rings, fellowship of gymbros
Lord of the gyms, shakes of power
Lord of Training Rings: The Membership of the Gym
The hobbit: An unexpected leg day, desolation of the quads, the battle of the five Gyms
I just can't.. I can't..
Why did I have to stumble upon your channel?
My sanity. MY straightness!
A gym bro never trains too late, nor too early. He gains precisely when he intends to.
Pretty good stuff, nicely done. One of my favorites next to the Harry Spotter AI video here on youtube. The comments there had me dying
bro this was awesome, had this on loop while i was working out, please do more man
That's awesome thanks! 🙂
Can't wait to see Gaindalf just chuck his staff and just give Balrog a roundhouse kick off of the cliff.
I freaking love these work out/gain memes. I find them inspirational.
Real shit thank you for these bro. I just found your channel last night and I've watched this and the Harry Spotter ones, and it's really motivated me too kick it into high gear and hit the weights harder.
“Be swole. Keep your forked triceps behind your biceps. I did not pull through rope and dumbbell racks to bench crooked workouts with a weightless worm”
~Gaindalf
"Gaindalf the Whey! Gaindalf the Drol!"
"Two can play this game, Saruman the Swole! Or should I say, Saruman the Steroid!"
"What?"
"Saruman the Testo!"
"Stop!"
"Saruman the Tren! SARUMAN THE WINNY!"
Need a sequel for all the evil characters. Swoluman and the orcs hit the gym to create the lifting uruk-hai, the Mouth of Sauron eats all the whey powder, Sauron the Necromancer shows everyone how to deadlift and then does dips using the Gymnastic Rings of Power, and the witch king gets mogged by a woman and is banished from the gym in shame.
The fact that there's a quick frame of Gimli and nothing changed, because he's a dwarf.
ROCK AND STONE!
Oh sorry, wrong place.
Aragain, son of Aratrain! :D
"He is Aragain, son of Aratrain. You owe him your gym membership."
Hold on. Where is Sauron. One rep to bind the gains. We need a part two sir 😂
This is the best AI Gym bro vid I’ve seen thus far.
“This is it. One more rep and I’ll be the furthest from skin and bone I’ve ever been.” -Samweights Gainsgee
The saddest scene in the first movie was when Boro-mirin regretted trying to steal Frodo's place on the squat rack
I'm not sure I'm ready for this AI generated world we're entering.
But this is pretty awesome.
It's funny but I feel like the animations still have a janky uncanny look to them
I am fairly sure that all of the baddass warrior types in LOTR have got to be fricking jacked by default.
I only found the Harry Spotter one recently, and now there's even more of these amazing, funny videos, the lines they say are so brilliant, keep it up! :D
Any Sauron seeing this team up, give up at the start of round.
The builder meme is so funny. Well done and thanks for sharing this.
"when does not simply walk after a leg workout" 😅
PLEASE make a part 2! We have to see some other classic characters, like some orcs, rohirrim or the mouth of sauron!
“SO YOU HAVE CHOSEN REST” Baruman the White
"There may come a day that the strength of men may fail, but it is not this day."
"One does not simply walk after a leg workout"
😂💀
One Gym to rule them all.
missed opportunity with Gaindalf!
Do I see Theogain, king of Growhan?
Lord of the rings if they dint skip that second breakfast for gains
‘For Swoleron shall have dominion over all life in this gym even unto the ending of the world’ - Galadrigain
Gandlaf: " You shall not STOP LIFTING "
I can not carry the ring. But I can lift you!
"One does not simply skip leg day." -Swolomir
"build me a gym worthy of mordor"
sauron