Can we just take time to appreciate the people who caption all of pewdiepie's videos; at the 40 minute mark of this video turn the captions on and watch what it says 5 hours work for 40 minutes worth of video. Thankyou
Jump scares: *Just keep in mind, I tried to stay mindful of people who are sensitive. So I may have gone overboard. But if you feel there is something missing, please comment the times, and what the jump scare is.* I put "***" in front of big jump scares 0:02 - Evie 2:31 - ***moist monster jumps onto the bridge 4:15 - moist monster jumps onto the bridge 7:16 - ***big moist monster comes through the window 11:15 - ***big moist monster comes back to life 15:07 - boat shakes 15:15 - boat tips over 16:23 - moist monster takes Ethan 17:38 - memory 18:42 - memory 19:45 - man in locker 20:53 - man gets killed 22: 04 - Evie shows up 23:09 - ***moist monster falls from the ceiling 24:43 - finds moist monster 24:46 - finds another moist monster 25:07 - Mia gets attacked 25:10 - Mia finds a moist monster 25:31 - Mia gets attacked 25:42 - Mia gets attacked 26:55 - ***Evie turns around and pewds screams 30:07 - moist monster runs toward Mia 31:13 - ***moist monster in the elevator 31:42 - moist monster shows up 32:00 - ***moist monster falls from the ceiling 34:58 - Evie slams door 37:30 - ***elevator malfunctions 38:35 - moist monster behind door 39:08 - moist monster emerges from puke 40:19 - Mia finds Allan 41:01 - Evie takes over Allan 41:27 - puke covers Mia 42:58 - puke scatters 43:06 through 43:15 - random things 43:17 - Mia falls off the ship This took a lot of work so I would appreciate it if you'd give this comment a like! Thanks!
Nah he meant me Cuz there is a game called Sophie's curse and my name is Sophie and mah mom is a paranormal investigator and I act like the little girl lol
That's easily done in RE7, I didn't use mine either, it's definitely not like the earlier RE's, this one is pretty linear, barely any backtracking, lack of puzzles (compared to the original) you get psychostimulants to find items, whereas in the earlier games you just had red on your map so you wouldn't be able to keep track without a map
I fricken love when you yell "BOXX!!" as you stab them. Reminds me of when you played Outlast and picked up a battery lol :D Edit: Yeah I forgot to also mention in amnesia when he would yell "BAAREEEEELLS!!!". Thank you people in the reply comments lol
so basically he reminds you himself.. what a great shock. you know this guy is only here because he moved to another damn country without knowing it'll effect his trashy channel. So youtube's algorithms made advertisements for both country and he kept doing that. If he didn't, his channel would be somewhere in bottom. But now youtube changed its algorithms and no one can do that again. Anyways, there's much more better youtubers than this simple person. If you really love the things happens by an accident, you should review your life goals. Just a friendly reminder.
I still don't get why people think Zoe is a better decision. Mia is Ethan's gf/wife for several years whereas Zoe is a complete stranger. The main reason for Ethan to go there is to find Mia. Also, people say they would pick Zoe because Mia is a crazy bitch trying to kill Ethan??? I thought it was pretty obvious that Mia is possessed/infected which is the point of the serum ??? So would u guys rather cure someone u only talked through the phone a few times or someone u love for years ?
Tris I'm surprised that u only got one like(so I liked your comment) and that no one posted their comments saying that they agree. Maybe it's because it's too long. But I read it and I totally agreed. :) I will choose Mia too instead of a stranger I just met although she did help me(maybe a little).
Tris all you say is true, but I still don't like Mia, besides, she is the cause of all of this. I know she's Ethan's wife and that's the reason he's there, but there's something about her that I really don't like. I would of chosen Zoe whether it lead me to a bad ending or not
Tris Honestly I feel like in the game I would pick Zoe because I don't really even know either of them, but Zoe helped me escape, and without her I would die. In real life though, I would pick Mia because she's my wife. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
Sorry for any of those that waited for this. I had to recheck an episode for the fuck count and found I missed three. So ain't that swell? The fuck count is just a little bit bigger =D Welcome to Pewds' Lifetime of Fucks - Resident Evil Biohazard. Ep 1 - 86 fucks Ep 2 - 107 fucks Ep 3 - 266 fucks Ep 4 - 175 fucks Ep 5 - 161 fucks Ep 6 - 64 fucks Ep 7 - 116 fucks. Aside from a little angry outburst at the start from spoiler and being mobbed by moist monsters from all angles, Pewds is beginning to wind down. No doubt happy to be away from the house =D He swore significantly less, or at least to me he seemed to make an effort not to. Sometimes he stops mid-swear. Maybe I'm just seeing things?We have one more episode to go guys? It's been quite the adventure. Excluding swedish swears (not that he said that much this vid) and if a more accurate number comes up, let me know ^^ Total fucks - 975 fucks. Also thank you so much for all the support last vid. =^^= Made me so happy and motivated to do this.
jumpscares and random appearings at: 2:29 4:14 19:44 23:07 25:05 26:54 43:04 Please don't peek at my comment if you don't want me to ruin it for you... Have a nice day.
Pewds in the future if he has a little girl, when shes around the ages 5-12: "Alright honey, just make sure you drink your holy water before you go to sleep and sprinkle salt around your bed! Don't look in the closet, under your bed, just don't move until at least 5 am. Love you!" And shes just used to it
mia lied to you, tried to kill you, chainsawed your hand off, and made you go to that fucked up place. zoe, guided you through the shit, made the serum for you, helped you kill that giant eye monster, and you gave the serum to mía
If anyone's curious, this is what happens if you choose Zoe: **SPOILERS AHEAD, DON'T READ IF YOU DON'T WANT SPOILERS** Basically Zoe gets on the boat with Ethan. She thanks him and kinda explains what's happening. Then as they approach the boat, Evie kills Zoe out of anger. Later on in the game, when Mia saves Ethan, Mia turns and Ethan kills her.
Beating the game while choosing Mia is the good choice because the shit is over, rescue will come and the curse or something will be lifted and will eventually save Zoe too.
I thought about that too, but I see the logic in that Zoe is someone we literally just met, we know nothing about her... and Mia is our wife/girlfriend, and she's the reason we got there, and we know that Ethan really care about her...
Caro Honestly the more you think about who to save the more confusing it gets because one helped but the other is your girlfriend/wife and it honeslty makes me wish there was an option to give them both half or just to leave them both
If Zoe wasn't apparently the bad ending I would pick her lol 1. She's cuter 2. She didn't go apeshit and saw off your hand 3. She helps you through the whole story, keeping her intentions clear, while Mia lied to you, and tried to fucking murder you
Camryn Fletcher yeah I know, plus she's your wife and like Felix said you came just for her. I was just stating what I would've done personally if it wasn't a bad choice
Jay_vdb thats why I keep saying it's what I would do personally. lol because PERSONALLY I've only seen Mia go apeshit. Even if she's Ethan's wife to me she's another random bitch like Zoe except Zoe didn't try to kill me, she actually helped me
jumpscares: 2:30(monster pop out from the sea) 2:47(more monsters) 3:52(get ready for another one) 4:17(still monsters) 7:19(a huge boss) he will die at 11:01 11:19(he will get up and die with the serum ) 15:18(another big monster) 16:25(not sure if it's a jumpscare ) 17:43(i know it's not a jumpscare) 18:48(a memory now i know what it's called) 19:47(do not say that wasn't scary) 20:52(another but scary memory) 22:49(a monster) 23:10(another one) 24:44(get ready for two ones) 25:06(good idea to go to a room but not anymore when There is a monster with u) 30:07(a monster) 32:02(more) 32:43(still him) 35:51(get ready for more) 36:36(a monster) 38:36(another one) 39:19(still) and the rest is following the little girl Thank me Later and i'm glad i didn't pee my pants
After getting stabbed, shot, pieced by a steel beam, blown up, burned alive, stabbed again, shot again, diced with a chainsaw, AND shot yet again that damn father is still alive, but a syringe kills him. Resident Evil logic
It makes sense if your a fan of resident evil. Cause the virus he has makes him come back to liv since he is technically already dead as the virus reanimated yout body, so if you kill the virus the virus can't animate his body and he dies :)
For those who don't understand fully I don't either but here's a summary of what I think happened. So Evie/Eveline is a test subject on the ship and breaks out. Mia is involved with the testing and in a relationship with Ethan. Mia makes a message telling Ethan to stay away because she's been infected. Evie destroys the ship and Mia is presumed dead, but was actually taken in by the family.Three years later Ethan is told that Mia is alive at that house and comes to pick her up but it was a trap. You go through the game, meet Zoe, create the serum and save them both. You have to use one serum to kill the monster and have to choose between Zoe or Mia. Pewds chose Mia and you take the boat with Mia (if you choose her) and come across the same ship Evie broke free from however Mia hasn't told anything to Ethan so he's clueless that the ship is important. Mia meets Evie again and Evie wants Mia to remember the ship and become a family but Mia refuses.
sadly its up to me to make a list of jumpscares xD here we go: 0:02 2:29 4:15 4:20 (not so much but i know there are people who willl get scared of it) 7:16 10:12 (again not very scary but i know there are people with small hearts here xD) 11:15 15:06 (its not that scary but it still got me :P) 19:45 23:09 24:43 25:06 at this point im just putting everything i find scary 30:07 31:42 31:59 43:05
To all you PewdiePie fans watching this play through... are any of you over age of 20? I'm 24 years old, but all I seem to hear lately is that Pewd's fans are all children, so I am currently concerned about my life choices right now.
Omg, this actually makes me so sad, this girl was used as an experiment from what I can gather, grew up without the parental love/support a child should have (Which, btw, is the kind of deprivation that will cause anti social personality disorders and stuff) was probably tested on, locked up for most of her life. I don’t blame her for rebelling, no matter how creepy it is :(
growing up in the south makes this game so much weirder because i can imagine it happening to my family, and the fact the voice actors voices sound like my parents 😭
Pewdiepie - Resident Evil 7 drinking game!!! rules: drink everytime the following is occuring: 1.everytime pewdiepie makes a reference to another youtuber. mostly jacksepticeye 2. everytime pewdiepie saves the game 3. everytime pewdiepie picks up something, and pretends he it ( like when he picked up the dolls and talked like he was the dolls) 4. everytime pewdiepie screams in Swedish 5. everytime pewdiepie destroys a BOXX
*Copying and pasting this so I dont have to scroll way tf down to access this list* 7:20 10:14 11:19 18:45 19:48 21:00 23:12 24:45 25:14 27:00 30:14 31:17 31:45 32:05 43:09 and before you call me a pussy just know i only do this because i watch this in the office at work and dont want to jump out of my seat for my coworkers to look at me like "wtf bro"
Box...
1:44
1:54
2:14
5:08
9:08
12:12
33:53
King Savage your are the best
King Savage THE BOXS KILLER
22:30
Never mind lol forgot no knife 😂
King Savage ボックス!!!!!!
When a bullet can't stop a monster, but a door can
Joey Animation Omg 😂😂
nice one 😂
Joey Animation lmao they're like "plz don't close the door... don't--...fuck"
''closing the goddamn door'''
Dont forget the sacred blanket, that you can hide under .___. or the "If I close my eyes they can't see me"-tactic... xD
outlast = batteries
resident evil = box
amnesia = barrels
BATTERIES! WHEN THE MORNINGS GONE AND YOU CANT GO ON! *BATTERIES*
@@bucketofporknbeans2770 BOX
Outlast-batteries
Resident Evil-save station
BANDAGESSSSSS!!!!
*death battle going on*
"I think I saw a box"
Tiny Box Timothy Same xD
Tiny Box Timothy BBBOOOOXXX!!! XD
Tiny Box Timothy no box no life
How did Tim make it to Pewd's channel? He is supposed to be at Mark's 😱
I went to visit uncle Felix but after seeing what he did to those poor boxes I hid in the comments
Can we just take time to appreciate the people who caption all of pewdiepie's videos; at the 40 minute mark of this video turn the captions on and watch what it says
5 hours work for 40 minutes worth of video. Thankyou
Smithy of Normandy good Job.
Smithy of Normandy lol and right before that it's don't say anything I won't caption it 😂
they always try to make jokes and shit they are so annoying.
Wu Wu Wu Wu Wu Wu Wu Wu Wu Wu Wu Wu Wu Wu Yee I think the jokes are funny
Smithy of Normandy you just said ye! I invented it
zoe says use the serum, gets upset when you use the serum
the4armedmonk GIRLS AMIRITE?
the4armedmonk oh girls -.-'
I KNOW RIGHT LIKE WTF
Girls are the worst
no.. i think its because she didnt get the last serum which meant she couldnt get saved
I like the scene were PewDiePie said
"Mia are you cold?....Guess what"
"I don't care"
He Said ”hey Mia you want a sweatshirt? You cold? Guess what. Dont care” lolll
Well damn mia , I can’t control the weather
Claude Debussy got em
same also whenever he makes a got em joke lol
Shoulda brought your own fkn sweater girl
Jump scares:
*Just keep in mind, I tried to stay mindful of people who are sensitive. So I may have gone overboard. But if you feel there is something missing, please comment the times, and what the jump scare is.*
I put "***" in front of big jump scares
0:02 - Evie
2:31 - ***moist monster jumps onto the bridge
4:15 - moist monster jumps onto the bridge
7:16 - ***big moist monster comes through the window
11:15 - ***big moist monster comes back to life
15:07 - boat shakes
15:15 - boat tips over
16:23 - moist monster takes Ethan
17:38 - memory
18:42 - memory
19:45 - man in locker
20:53 - man gets killed
22: 04 - Evie shows up
23:09 - ***moist monster falls from the ceiling
24:43 - finds moist monster
24:46 - finds another moist monster
25:07 - Mia gets attacked
25:10 - Mia finds a moist monster
25:31 - Mia gets attacked
25:42 - Mia gets attacked
26:55 - ***Evie turns around and pewds screams
30:07 - moist monster runs toward Mia
31:13 - ***moist monster in the elevator
31:42 - moist monster shows up
32:00 - ***moist monster falls from the ceiling
34:58 - Evie slams door
37:30 - ***elevator malfunctions
38:35 - moist monster behind door
39:08 - moist monster emerges from puke
40:19 - Mia finds Allan
41:01 - Evie takes over Allan
41:27 - puke covers Mia
42:58 - puke scatters
43:06 through 43:15 - random things
43:17 - Mia falls off the ship
This took a lot of work so I would appreciate it if you'd give this comment a like! Thanks!
Sara thank you!!
No problem!
Sara
*GODDAMMIT*
Sara
*****SUB ALERT*****
*You BROS need to SUB to Sara*
Well done.
“like we should send all the little girls off somewhere”
*DOES HE MEAN THE RANCH??*
Yes he means the ranch
What ranch
THATS WHAT I SAID
Same thought
Nah he meant me Cuz there is a game called Sophie's curse and my name is Sophie and mah mom is a paranormal investigator and I act like the little girl lol
the physics of Mia's hair annoys me so much
crystal lol same :F
crystal yeah. like a fucking rug
crystal IKR?!🤔
Senpai noticed you
crystal like hey, I'm a zombie demon mutant piece of shit, but my hair still looks nice.
Scariest part of this game is Mia's hair. That shit levitates.
MyHeroMacadamiaNuts totally agree
Lois Zara it was a joke....
MyHeroMacadamiaNuts *ded*
so does her face animation
MyHeroMacadamiaNuts the only thing is that ur profile pic goes w that
Poods from previous parts: I'll 100% pick zoe
×Cures Mia
I was so dissapointed :(
@@julyr5650 Zoe's the bad ending lmao
Reverse psychology lol
He read the spoilers in the comments haha
DISSSAPOINTEEEEEEDDDDDD
"You only get one shot, do not miss your chance to blow."
Shoots twice, misses both.
so i fired again and i missed and then i missed again
This went on for several hours
Can we all just acknowledge that Pewds played throught the ENTIRE game WITHOUT using the map ONCE
Whaaat there's map in resident evil
That's easily done in RE7, I didn't use mine either, it's definitely not like the earlier RE's, this one is pretty linear, barely any backtracking, lack of puzzles (compared to the original) you get psychostimulants to find items, whereas in the earlier games you just had red on your map so you wouldn't be able to keep track without a map
wait...there's a map???
*Pew gets a map* (2 mins later) "where the fuck do I go? I don't get it?"
I don'th think he even knew there was a map 😂
I fricken love when you yell "BOXX!!" as you stab them. Reminds me of when you played Outlast and picked up a battery lol :D
Edit: Yeah I forgot to also mention in amnesia when he would yell "BAAREEEEELLS!!!". Thank you people in the reply comments lol
PogChamp lol reminds me when he yells BARRELS from amnesia 😭😂😂😂😂
so basically he reminds you himself.. what a great shock. you know this guy is only here because he moved to another damn country without knowing it'll effect his trashy channel. So youtube's algorithms made advertisements for both country and he kept doing that. If he didn't, his channel would be somewhere in bottom. But now youtube changed its algorithms and no one can do that again. Anyways, there's much more better youtubers than this simple person. If you really love the things happens by an accident, you should review your life goals. Just a friendly reminder.
BARRELS!!!
Fuck you Darpy...
ukr лоооолл ви все дермо
Ethan: I'll send help
Zoe: Don't bother
Pews: ok I'll send u a post card then
"go gentle on me its my first time"-Pewdiepie 2017
hayle alpizar does anyone ever go through comments and read a quote as the person says it by complete chance? Because I just did that
Spooky scares at:
00:00
2:29
4:15
4:22 (small one)
7:15 - 7:30 (Daddy's back!)
11:14
15:07 (small one)
15:15
15:34 (creepy voice)
17:40 (Flashback)
19:45
20:50 (Flashback)
22:05 (The goddamn creepy girl)
23:10
24:44
25:07
26:56 (Creepy girl turning)
31:14 (small one)
32:00
38:34
43:05
43:10
There is some very small Moist monsters "scares" here and there
thanks!
Escaped Music THANKS!!
Where's the thumbnail scare
ohh shit... i forgot xD
Escaped Music thanks
I still don't get why people think Zoe is a better decision. Mia is Ethan's gf/wife for several years whereas Zoe is a complete stranger. The main reason for Ethan to go there is to find Mia. Also, people say they would pick Zoe because Mia is a crazy bitch trying to kill Ethan??? I thought it was pretty obvious that Mia is possessed/infected which is the point of the serum ???
So would u guys rather cure someone u only talked through the phone a few times or someone u love for years ?
Tris I'm surprised that u only got one like(so I liked your comment) and that no one posted their comments saying that they agree. Maybe it's because it's too long. But I read it and I totally agreed. :) I will choose Mia too instead of a stranger I just met although she did help me(maybe a little).
Tris all you say is true, but I still don't like Mia, besides, she is the cause of all of this. I know she's Ethan's wife and that's the reason he's there, but there's something about her that I really don't like. I would of chosen Zoe whether it lead me to a bad ending or not
Zoe also helped you all the way through
Clover Johnson That's true, but imo she did it mostly for herself (to get a cure)
Tris Honestly I feel like in the game I would pick Zoe because I don't really even know either of them, but Zoe helped me escape, and without her I would die. In real life though, I would pick Mia because she's my wife. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
4:37
little did he know 2 years from now he would have
an everyday series with Sven, Jorgen, and Water Sheep
I was about to say the same thing
2/3 r gone
Shelby Miller and pee pee poo poo
And Sven bf
Feigi
"This is the moisttyest game I have ever played." - Pewdiepie 2017
😏
Anddddddd you have 69 likes
Moist Meter: 9000
The funniest part is when pewds speak Swedish
Munir Tattan where
jag menar var XD I'm Swedish ^^
NatureCrystal 02 what was he saying 😂😂
he says pussy allot i can tell you that
Munir Tattan i Am Norwegians so i understand what he says
we know stupid
zoe worked her ass off getting out of that house mia just has a good boyfriend
Neel M 3 years later tho how her ass still alive
Neel M you will see the truth on the next pweds episode
Neel M but zoe will die even you gave her the serum
pls no SPOILERS
Neel M but Zoe's been working behind your back the hole time, like that wasn't FUCKING OBVIOUS
the boat in the end is from resident evil 2 revelation, ethan and mia used to work at the boat, thats why he said whats the boat doing here
It was Mia that was on the boat not Ethan
resident evil 8 should have the protagonist as a box, and antagonist as Pewdiepie. It would be the scariest game ever.
Seeing your family and friends getting stabbed in front of you....
Pewdiepie chase:
im coming for you box
BOX! BOX!
Handgun ammo
Well well well...
22:10 "those are not even Gucci boots"😂🤣 omfg I'm so dead
"Guys go gentle on me it's my first time."
------Pewdiepie 2017
Lizzy Ashworth new yaoi fan fiction 😂😂😂😂😂😂
Feels so good to come back from time to time and watch his old videos, before Wall Street Journal fucked everything up for him
I miss when he was like this
Faris Alkhalifa me too🙁
Haineko Mikemalcom they pretty much nit pick everything he does, trying to make him seem like the worst person on earth
@@jeonstfu4657 I fucking hate the media.
He was the first victim of cancel culture
*Poods* has to choose who to save depending on the whole game
*Poods Again* Okay whos HoTteR?
As long as you run, nothing bad will ever happen. -PewDiePie 2017
xD
lol
Arozura ~PewDiePie 2017*
*I CALLED PewDiePie*
*LOOK ON MY CHANNEL THIS VIDEO*
Arozura what is your profile pic please tell me how it's called for... research
Sorry for any of those that waited for this. I had to recheck an episode for the fuck count and found I missed three. So ain't that swell? The fuck count is just a little bit bigger =D
Welcome to Pewds' Lifetime of Fucks - Resident Evil Biohazard.
Ep 1 - 86 fucks
Ep 2 - 107 fucks
Ep 3 - 266 fucks
Ep 4 - 175 fucks
Ep 5 - 161 fucks
Ep 6 - 64 fucks
Ep 7 - 116 fucks. Aside from a little angry outburst at the start from spoiler and being mobbed by moist monsters from all angles, Pewds is beginning to wind down. No doubt happy to be away from the house =D He swore significantly less, or at least to me he seemed to make an effort not to. Sometimes he stops mid-swear. Maybe I'm just seeing things?We have one more episode to go guys? It's been quite the adventure. Excluding swedish swears (not that he said that much this vid) and if a more accurate number comes up, let me know ^^
Total fucks - 975 fucks.
Also thank you so much for all the support last vid. =^^= Made me so happy and motivated to do this.
Marle Peace you deserve a medal : >
TheOtaku Turtle - Thank you so much! But I haven't finished yet. One more ep...
Marle Peace IMPRESSIVE BOI CONTINUE PLSSS
Dedication xD
Marle Peace I love you. The Internet is awesome.
16:30 Ethan has been
EATEN
**wheeze**
I'm happy none of my classmates is smart enough to use that as an insult
I HATE YOU DUMB FUCKING SPOILER
IM NEVER READING COMMENTS AGAIN BECAUSE OF YOU CRAZY SON OF A BITCH
@@EndMySufferingsPlz ok boomer
@@EndMySufferingsPlz The first thing you would see in the comment section when Felix plays horror games are spoilers. You trippin like shit
jumpscares and random appearings at:
2:29
4:14
19:44
23:07
25:05
26:54
43:04
Please don't peek at my comment if you don't want me to ruin it for you... Have a nice day.
ps4 Edition you are not the hero we deserves, you are the hero we need
ps4 Edition thank u daddy
Damn the first-ever "hey bros... and girls" intro. Pewds says respect whamen. :V
hi fellow trash! 😂
Speak english
Yes preach
Yas ARMY😙
Hello daddy
Pewds in the future if he has a little girl, when shes around the ages 5-12:
"Alright honey, just make sure you drink your holy water before you go to sleep and sprinkle salt around your bed! Don't look in the closet, under your bed, just don't move until at least 5 am. Love you!" And shes just used to it
Smøl Beans pretty much. at first her daughter woukd be like, 'WHAT?!' and she'd be terrified.
I would laugh so hard
Supernatural 😍😍😍
Thanks for making me cringe
That's some Winchester shit right there
“I’ve never seen Japan” Fast forward three years, Pewds owns a HOUSE in Japan lmao
Pewds: "name a moistier game than this"
Me: huniepop
Daniel Covington subnautica xD
+Tsunami Wolf
why..?
please explain
I know one, it's PewDiePie's Tuber Simulator!
That one game that's always advertised on porn sites
but when u click it its only forge of empires lol
mia lied to you, tried to kill you, chainsawed your hand off, and made you go to that fucked up place. zoe, guided you through the shit, made the serum for you, helped you kill that giant eye monster, and you gave the serum to mía
Peter Griffin if you want a good ending just choose mia hahahaha
Peter Griffin No shit Peter!
Peter Griffin If u picked Zoe she will die because of the serum, also u have to fight Mia in the end = BAD ENDING!!!!! 👿👿👿
+Peter Griffin
She can't control herself you idiot
if you want a good ending you should just choose mia hehehe
I wish someone would look at me, and say my name the way pewds does to boxes.
lucianna lynn Agreste (0_0) a-Lucianna Lynn (~.~} {©.©} AGGGGGRESTEEEEEEE
LMAOO! My last name is pourfecto. 😂😂
lucianna lynn Agreste PppourfeccTOOOO (stab)
😂😂😂
lucianna lynn Agreste I read ur comment as soon as he said it lol🤣🤣
7:25
“The Legend Of Zelda Called, They Want Their Boss Back”
LMAO IM DYING 😂
“Are we in the kokoro tree what the hell” 🤣🤣
Why are you dying?
@@johannatikkanen8060 he has ligma
i perfectly understand when pewds talks BUT HIS SUBTITTLES ARE SO FUNNY HAHA little inside messages and parenthesis kill me everytime
Violeta Moya SAME
First barrels, and now boxes.
hi! I am Turk
Defiant Eagle omg i thought i was the only one thinking that lol great to see someone thats been on the channel as long as i have
Defiant Eagle
Defiant Eagle what da fuck
I can't remember the last time he shouted barrels, it's been years
If anyone's curious, this is what happens if you choose Zoe:
**SPOILERS AHEAD, DON'T READ IF YOU DON'T WANT SPOILERS**
Basically Zoe gets on the boat with Ethan. She thanks him and kinda explains what's happening. Then as they approach the boat, Evie kills Zoe out of anger. Later on in the game, when Mia saves Ethan, Mia turns and Ethan kills her.
Salazar ohh thanks
Salazar who's Evie? (Sorry for asking don't really watch all the episodes)
- Althea the little girl
- Althea the little girl that poodz hates. hahaha
- Althea The creepy little girl.
Jacksepticeye Jokes in this episode: 3
Total so far: 22
find someone who looks at you the same way pewds looks at the boxes
Shubham verma yeah he is telling you to find someone that wants to shank you, go to prison it will make it a lot easier
Miki Hanazono Making a psycho face when he sees you and then proceeding to smash you?
Omg guys chill it was a joke😂
+Marc Razvan yes smashing you then stealing what's inside you
but not before leaving something else inside
PewDiePie: *looks at trash* Hey look it's me
Azana Jones lol
7:31 "The Legend of Zelda called, they want their boss back." Im weak! 😂😂😂💀
zero shits given
I was dead that was too funny
HAHHAHAHAHAHAHA
S H O O K T H LAME!!!!!
S H O O K T H same
"Hey Mia, you want a sweater? You cold? Guess what...don't care"
LMAO
My mom calls me mia and she said this to me today and it reminded me of this series so i went back and watched them all again
well damn mia, i cant control the weather
@@kaylamcnaughton474 ur mom said "guess what dont care, got em?" lmaooo
I mean, like seriously though. Why are horror games 10x more horrifying when kids are involved? LOL
SeeKaysee fr tho
SeeKaysee i fuckin hate kids in scary movies, scary games and haunted house. I cant deal with that!
Not to me, I always find them kinda funny to be honest. Like that Eveline jumpscare at the end of this video, that was so forced and silly
Because they're innocently terrifying
GUYS WATCH TILL THE VERY END!!! IT'S KIND OF A PLOT TWIST!! AFTER PEWDIEPIE BROFISTS
o shit that rymed
Oh thanks man!
i see what u did there
ayy thanks mate
lol he played that part at the beginning anyway
"I don't like tiny little girls, their creepy and weird"
'Hears rumbling'
THE FEMINISTS ARE COMING
TheTalkingFox hahahaha😂😂😂😂
TheTalkingFox LMAO 😂👏👌
TheTalkingFox omfg 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 I'm screen shoting this
TheTalkingFox 👏Eimī~Chan agrees that was funny lel
FUCK
EVERYONE GET READY
*loads* *a* *shotgun*
If you picked Zoe
Evelin or the "Girl Demon Thing" would kill her so Mia was a good choice m8
Beating the game while choosing Mia is the good choice because the shit is over, rescue will come and the curse or something will be lifted and will eventually save Zoe too.
AND ZOE GONNA BE ALIVE CUZ ZOE IS FVCKING CURED IN THE ZOE DLC AND HER UNCLE IS FVCKINGAWESOME!
Boxes are the new barrels .
Michaela Janu he hates barrels but he loves boxes
Michaela Janu NO NEVER
BOBBY BRO if he loves them, then why does he stab them to death?
Michaela Janu I AM A MIDGET TRANSGENDER WHO LIVES IN A BOX , DONT MESS WITH MY HOME !
That's what I was thinking!
I honestly would have saved zoe since she helped WAY MORE
I thought about that too, but I see the logic in that Zoe is someone we literally just met, we know nothing about her... and Mia is our wife/girlfriend, and she's the reason we got there, and we know that Ethan really care about her...
Caro Honestly the more you think about who to save the more confusing it gets because one helped but the other is your girlfriend/wife and it honeslty makes me wish there was an option to give them both half or just to leave them both
+Amira :3
Well half wouldn't t work, and if you choose Mia (spoiler ish), you get the
Good ending
John Doe ahh spoilers (how is zoe the bad ending?)
Kerem Subaşı So Zoe is too far gone?
"We only have one serum"
*pulls down pants* "Let the games begin"
TheLegend27 LOL
TheLegend27 your awesome this comment made my day
hahahah that's hilarious dude
TheLegend27 I'm supposed to be making some cool jokes and shit , but this one comedian keeps kicking my ass.
thelegend27 strikes again
21:25
SEND THEM TO THE RANCH
SEND THEM TO THE RANCH
SEND THEM TO THE RANCH
SEND THEM TO THE RANCH
Why do you watch vids from 2 years ago?
@@_.yeahitsnikki._2592 I do all the time?
Lol
stop it you are ruining the pass
I love Pewds old vids ❤️❤️🔥🔥
"Legend of Zelda called, they want their boss back" 😂😂🔫
no stop.
😫😵Jumpscares🤡😵
(The boat is full of jumpscares sorry if I missed some)
2:35
4:17
7:20
15:20
23:10
24:46
24:48
26:35
26:56
30:08
31:18
31:44
32:08
38:36
43:06
44:44
Have a great day😊
ItsChloBro no oh god thanks
Thank you ❤
*accidentally clicks on one trying to reply*
Is now scarred.
Add the intro at LITERALLY like 0:03 or something cause that scared the SHIT out of me lmao I screamed thanks to Felix adding in that preview urgghhh
most of these are not jumpscares
Where is granny
August 2019 and yet still waiting for the jumpscare list
Thijs van Daalen sameee
*December
Thijs van Daalen 2020
February 2020
hahaha march
Poods has the aim of a storm trooper
WELL HOWBOWDAH!
Hahahaha i know right
Jamie Smith FUCKING ROASTED!
Jamie Smith Nahh it's just him playing with a controller
I believe he aim better with mouse.
If Zoe wasn't apparently the bad ending I would pick her lol
1. She's cuter
2. She didn't go apeshit and saw off your hand
3. She helps you through the whole story, keeping her intentions clear, while Mia lied to you, and tried to fucking murder you
Rob Forge Mia was being controlled by the little girl. She couldn't help herself.
Camryn Fletcher yeah I know, plus she's your wife and like Felix said you came just for her. I was just stating what I would've done personally if it wasn't a bad choice
Jay_vdb thats why I keep saying it's what I would do personally. lol because PERSONALLY I've only seen Mia go apeshit. Even if she's Ethan's wife to me she's another random bitch like Zoe except Zoe didn't try to kill me, she actually helped me
Rob Forge I still prefer Mia. One, Mia had no control over her actions. Two, her memory was kind of fucked. And three, she's actually a secret badass.
Salazar yeah that's just my opinion and Mia is pretty cool after seeing that flashback tape
50% AHH ITS JACKSEPTICEYE
30% agh disgusting
20% BOOXXXX
Incorrect mathematics, % (per cent) means out of 100, which means that percentages cannot add up to more than the whole in this context.
50+30+30=110 idiot
100% BBBBBBBBBBBBOX
+SigmaPlays Ummm
Rick Smith However in this context this video cannot contain more than the whole of the video.
Copying and pasting this so I dont have to scroll way tf down to access this list
7:20
10:14
11:19
18:45
19:48
21:00
23:12
24:45
25:14
27:00
30:14
31:17
31:45
32:05
43:09
Is this the jump scares list?
Lily Graber yea
I have 15 seconds
Kaspee what
jumpscares:
2:30(monster pop out from the sea)
2:47(more monsters)
3:52(get ready for another one)
4:17(still monsters)
7:19(a huge boss) he will die at 11:01
11:19(he will get up and die with the serum )
15:18(another big monster)
16:25(not sure if it's a jumpscare )
17:43(i know it's not a jumpscare)
18:48(a memory now i know what it's called)
19:47(do not say that wasn't scary)
20:52(another but scary memory)
22:49(a monster)
23:10(another one)
24:44(get ready for two ones)
25:06(good idea to go to a room but not anymore when There is a monster with u)
30:07(a monster)
32:02(more)
32:43(still him)
35:51(get ready for more)
36:36(a monster)
38:36(another one)
39:19(still)
and the rest is following the little girl
Thank me Later and i'm glad i didn't pee my pants
This game is moist
your russian apex but im from russia
Just like Evelyne’s vomit 😝😂😂
"Legend of Zelda called, they want their boss back." 😂👏🏻
Zaiba Hafesji more like half-life 1 lol
LOL
I laughed so much XD
Zaiba Hafesji lol
Zaiba Hafesji that makes no sense
Is anyone watching these in 2020😂 I am from the future lol
Saaaaaame
Lol same
Present
Cool
Ye ye gotta get that horror playthrough
After getting stabbed, shot, pieced by a steel beam, blown up, burned alive, stabbed again, shot again, diced with a chainsaw, AND shot yet again that damn father is still alive, but a syringe kills him. Resident Evil logic
*SPOILER ALERT*
it doesn't, he comes back in The End of Zoe DLC
It makes sense if your a fan of resident evil. Cause the virus he has makes him come back to liv since he is technically already dead as the virus reanimated yout body, so if you kill the virus the virus can't animate his body and he dies :)
Because he’s Deadpool!
Te boss he killed was not jack he was Lucas
U forgot run over
For those who don't understand fully I don't either but here's a summary of what I think happened. So Evie/Eveline is a test subject on the ship and breaks out. Mia is involved with the testing and in a relationship with Ethan. Mia makes a message telling Ethan to stay away because she's been infected. Evie destroys the ship and Mia is presumed dead, but was actually taken in by the family.Three years later Ethan is told that Mia is alive at that house and comes to pick her up but it was a trap. You go through the game, meet Zoe, create the serum and save them both. You have to use one serum to kill the monster and have to choose between Zoe or Mia. Pewds chose Mia and you take the boat with Mia (if you choose her) and come across the same ship Evie broke free from however Mia hasn't told anything to Ethan so he's clueless that the ship is important. Mia meets Evie again and Evie wants Mia to remember the ship and become a family but Mia refuses.
Summary of the story (I think)
Awesomeninja070 Gaming Yep, no one has to watch the video anymore
so what if u chose zoe what would happen
Mia is Evie's handler and shes Ethans missing wife, lol he missed so many memos explaining exactly whats happening
TheRCMP isChasinMe sorry I didn't know it wasn't obvious
sadly its up to me to make a list of jumpscares xD
here we go:
0:02
2:29
4:15
4:20 (not so much but i know there are people who willl get scared of it)
7:16
10:12 (again not very scary but i know there are people with small hearts here xD)
11:15
15:06 (its not that scary but it still got me :P)
19:45
23:09
24:43
25:06
at this point im just putting everything i find scary
30:07
31:42
31:59
43:05
Galin Plamenov no jump scares here 😐 tension though but no jump scares
Galin Plamenov Thanks Mate, you saved my life XD
Galin Plamenov thx lol
Galin Plamenov all I came here for.
Galin Plamenov I'm acually tapping them to watch them
Don't know why
Other players “god damn it they are so hard to kill”
Pewds: guys be gentle it’s my first time
Pewds those aren't moist monsters those are Swedish meatballs
Kalvin Cochran Heh?
Kalvin Cochran more like burnt moist swedish meatballs
Kalvin Cochran dont you dare insult the mighty köttbulle
yeah köttbulle kraften
Great, now i want some
Who's also part of the female audience.....bras? :))
Alexia Meow meee
Alexia Meow Not meee
yo mama ( original jowks yayayay )
Alexia Meow, Who the fuck cares. I'm a girl, it's not important.
Alexia Meow yarp
To all you PewdiePie fans watching this play through... are any of you over age of 20? I'm 24 years old, but all I seem to hear lately is that Pewd's fans are all children, so I am currently concerned about my life choices right now.
JoudanJanaiHa I'm 19 so maybe that counts... I just think that the "older" of us don't bother to comment
JoudanJanaiHa I'm 24 too! It's just you and I ...
19 years old
JoudanJanaiHa 14 haha
Pfft, this year i'll be 27, oh no am i too young? Better go watching some postman pat 😂
Pewds and marzia: *has a girl*
Pewds: TO THE RANCH!TO THE RANCH NOW
Thank God for Bjorn
Tell me I'm not the only one who screams *"BOXXX!!"* with PewDiePie
chyna uy well i guess you the one xD
chyna uy me too bro
chyna uy me too lol
chyna uy meeee
Angella Kirves t
"I'd definitely pick Zoe 100%"
**picks Mia**
"what a fucking bit-"
couldn't even say the whole line
Yeah i guess that was the funny part :P
Omg, this actually makes me so sad, this girl was used as an experiment from what I can gather, grew up without the parental love/support a child should have (Which, btw, is the kind of deprivation that will cause anti social personality disorders and stuff) was probably tested on, locked up for most of her life. I don’t blame her for rebelling, no matter how creepy it is :(
Jump Scares!
3:24
8:46
19:04
29:42
37:21
Like so people can see!
wtf? this video came out 30 minutes ago and you already found all the jumpscares
tesla forka fuck you
thanks. i hope you didn't miss any
Sage-Of-The- Six-Paths ignore it... I like pewdiepie but I don't like getting scared
He changes iT When there is a new one
2011: *BBBBBARRELS*
2016: *BBBBBBBOOOX*
Ina History repeats itself my boi.
Ina *2017😂
😂 sometimes I feel like it's still 2017 too
Jae Watkins 2016* 😂
what about ducks?
I've never clicked on Pewds video so fast lol XD
same lol
BlackRoseBlack me too
Ha me to
BlackRoseBlack ditto
BlackRoseBlack but your late by 4 min XD
growing up in the south makes this game so much weirder because i can imagine it happening to my family, and the fact the voice actors voices sound like my parents 😭
Same
Pewdiepie - Resident Evil 7 drinking game!!!
rules: drink everytime the following is occuring:
1.everytime pewdiepie makes a reference to another youtuber. mostly jacksepticeye
2. everytime pewdiepie saves the game
3. everytime pewdiepie picks up something, and pretends he it ( like when he picked up the dolls and talked like he was the dolls)
4. everytime pewdiepie screams in Swedish
5. everytime pewdiepie destroys a BOXX
DolphenDavid 6. everytime Pewds says: Got 'em
DolphenDavid this is a terrible drinking game
DolphenDavid imma use bleach instead of liquor
I *hic* ZINK zis isz a *hic* gread geeeem. *pukes*
But I don't want kidney failure!
Am I the only one who really doesn't want this series to end?
Whe he said "last video" I was like
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO, already?
A Pet Named Steve no your not
A Pet Named Steve no one does
Rady_ Carlos wtf
A Pet Named Steve NO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!;!!;;;!;;;;;;
ethan is mia's husband.ethan came in search of her cause she is his wife.
No shit,Sherlock
budi aries well aren't u a ray of sunshine
no shit sherlock
Joseph Michaels How can you know?
Stfu everyone he commented this in regards to pewds saying ' so what is in Ethan in her life then a boyfriend?'
27:19 - "This truly is a horror game, making me watch Adam Sandler movies, goddamn it!"
Toan Hoang [Student WHS]15 hours ago (edited)
Jumpscare list
7:20 (Big ass monster)
10:14 (still alive)
11:16 (not dead yet still want a hug :)
18:45 (memory)
19:48 (dead body)
21:00 (creepy girl)
23:12 (noise)
24:45 (spider man)
25:14 (moist monster)
26:58 (creepy girl)
30:08 (moist)
31:17 (moist)
31:45 (moist)
32:01 (moist)
43:09 (the flash :
thx
forgot the last one at 44:40
Little Potatohead thx so much
at 25 something the hands scared me so much
Little Potatohead most helpful one yet 👍🏽👍🏽👍🏽
He changed BARRELS to BOX
+Senva Soda God Bless your soul
He loves barrels now. BOXXXX!!!
Anyone else get so hyped when they saw this part go up?
:)
Nathan B if this is what ur looking for, *drops bowl with mixed ingredients, screams, then runs to get headphones*
Pre N-Word Pewdiepie is the most powerful Pewdiepie. Change my mind.
Dreadly ...what
N word pewds is my fav
Very true
@@bornana269 he said by mistake the n word when he was playing. He apologized for it.
You fucking snowflakes
I thought it was so cute when he called the dead body in the locker a "lil weirdo"
pewdiepie you've gotten FAR better at games. this was very enjoyable to watch.
Pewdiepie: the type of guy to scratch his ass during a RUclips video
And tell his audience about it
Laurie C and not cut it out
Laurie C
17:44
spoilers*
Laurie C ikr, i'm dying with laughter
*Copying and pasting this so I dont have to scroll way tf down to access this list*
7:20
10:14
11:19
18:45
19:48
21:00
23:12
24:45
25:14
27:00
30:14
31:17
31:45
32:05
43:09
and before you call me a pussy just know i only do this because i watch this in the office at work and dont want to jump out of my seat for my coworkers to look at me like "wtf bro"
Just keep that comment right under the video while you watch?...
@@Ryuga117 if hes in an office then hes on computer dumbass
what the fuck was that intro? xD the dab, the suicide, the overhype. this was perfect :D
Lowkas that was art
One of his best intros in a long time so fucking good!
Lowkas The voicecrack killed me😂
yes very gooooooooooooooood
I thought the deed was finally done
>reads spoilers in the comments
>tells the spoilers to the peple who haven't actually red them
nice job felix
TheSowut people*
Read*
Ur pfp is my reaction
People*
>greentexting on fucking youtube
nice job
its not a resident evil pewds video until he screams HELVETE
💗
Cal Chuchesta Wait for the complete catchphrase "OH JABB BLOODY HELVETE!"
sub for sub? comment,on any of our vlogs when done so i can click on you💜💜💜💜
Team Oreos you constantly keep saying that.. Get a fucking life you virgin every time I see you imma report you 😊
when edgar fart.. I LOST IT
Kristina
You must watch Rick&Morty
when?:0