you could say the same thing about Robin Williams he was fucking crazy and a genius granted but i've always wondered as crazy as he was on stage or to the public was he the same way in private? i think Ryan here is a bit of both he can be crazy but he can be serious too.
I've been watching Ryan's short videos every time I feel like life is too heavy or I'm taking myself too seriously. Thank you Ryan for the laughs! They really help.
I love how this was so nuanced😂 Like the tiny details like him sarcastically saying he gets a full night's sleep, and then straight up throwing the bottle of tonic on the floor instead of keeping it on the table😂🤌
@New Type Of Flex Well, clearly your life has been going great until now, because the reason this is funny to others is because his dry hatred/done-ness with life is relatable to us.. Edit: it’s our coping mechanism, make jokes about how horrible it all is to make the pain seem insignificant and maybe trick our brain..
The drink is old and know by many names. "Evening surprise" for one. It's a great drink. How you do the gin base is what separates the different clones of the drink.
The reason he kept the role of Deadpool was because he acted like this on set during the movie Wolverine. The crew told upstairs that if you are going to make a Deadpool movie you have to keep Ryan Reynolds.
Ryan’s demeanor really is that of a parent of young children trying like hell to keep it together following the shitshow of the last year and a half, and that cocktail is his one bit of solace in a cruel and uncaring world.
Ryan's acting skills just keep improving. The little facial animations were on point. When you can make the film crew and audience laugh you know you are doing something right.
Excellent point. And his humor is so smart. Have we had another great physical and intellectual comedian and or actor? Maybe Bob Newhart? Bill Murray maybe ,although his style might not be classified as "smart"?
You better not be listening to theese females :o my gosh... Ive described and displayed the stories are well known I I now talking about females becauee my stories say life nagisa achallenged mentioned what must be done as was known. Females will they do cheer people into death. nqgisa had always said " you quit xbox u loser ur thinking about blood you'll be this." she's done every lock up situation purposefully to " hurt the best" and to " steal his eyes" because " she is her the jealous eye path of aomeone who isn't nixe beleivea sue can hurt people because theyre nothing." you don't have to listen to her.... she makes people def she said I said making people def on my profile so she could hack my profile make me def etc beleives their is game... she is all fake never to be listened to spread the message but obviously be careful as she "must be locked up for eternity or face karma"
@Catholic Firefighter no. We have no right to dictate what a woman does with her body it is the exact same thing if we force men after a certain age or number of kids to get vasectomy.
Oh ...this is far from clickbait.. That drink..and the joy some of us feel during certain stages of fatherhood deserve a drink named after what can only be named as " a missed opportunity to sustain sanity" .. Many Many times i have found myself walking off what could have ended up as a ..um..severe and bloody case of child abuse but the " sane, caring, understanding and mature me made a perfectly timed appearance" ...luckily. I now get to sit back and watch as my son looks at me for help as his own child goes off the rails and bounces off the walls in the quietest of public places . I lovingly respond with a "paybacks a bitch aint it boy" No ..this is far from clickbait...this ..is pure genius. Cheers Ryan Reynolds ....cheers. ( No children were harmed during the typing of this post)
@@11alliLo Not really, he was a minority stake co-owner which basically means he puts his name on/around it and becomes the brand ambassador with the hope/goal to grow the value of it exponentially before cashing out to a big name in the industry. Diageo bought them out at a 610 million evaluation (335 mil upfront) which is what they expected going into this. It is a way that stars can make a bit bigger profit by putting their own money and more importantly image into a brand.
i didn't think you needed that. With you know your type. I guess its always best to error on the side of caution so well done. ! lets hope it stays up.
@@veykrl9 1 full and 3 half siblings and I fear he might keep going. Feel sorry for the halves cause they'll never know him as fully involved father like my brother and I had. Mid life crisises are a bitch.
Would love to see the secret translated version: - "Cranberry juice! Red like your eyes after staying up all night with colic" - "Tonic water! Filled with quinine which treats malaria and hopefully anything else your kid brings home from kindergarten" - "Lemon juice! Tastes like your tears at 2 am" - "Aviation gin! Which you will be pouring into a coffee cup to fool your coworkers on your Zoom meetings"
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i thought i was imagining that ryan was having an anxiety attack midst recording and was suppressing it with all his fatherhood. turns out that was the plan
I think of nice rom-coms... oh yeah, "Deadpool" WAS a rom-com... ;-P "Definitely, Maybe" is definitely underappreciated... and way more rom than com...
Can’t believe that this guy was voiced by deadpool
Who dead pool? No way man 🤣 this is definitely the guy who voiced Deadshot😁
Lol. He wasn’t just the voice.
You're all way off..Detective Pikachu is behind the bar with his hand up Ryan's ass running the show.
Now when I order pizza I order the Deadpool, pineapple n olives. Sweet n Salty
@@bradzimmer239 read again
Careful when squeezing in that lemon. A vasectomy should remain seedless.
Bravo
Aye, good word play
Underrated
This should've had more likes
👏....👏.......👏
Imagine having Ryan as your dad, you'd never really know if he was mad at you
That'a his secret......he's always angry.......
Sure you would. Happy - he buys you shit, Angry - he breaks and throws your shit, but the expression on his face remains the same.
you could say the same thing about Robin Williams he was fucking crazy and a genius granted but i've always wondered as crazy as he was on stage or to the public was he the same way in private? i think Ryan here is a bit of both he can be crazy but he can be serious too.
I've been watching Ryan's short videos every time I feel like life is too heavy or I'm taking myself too seriously. Thank you Ryan for the laughs! They really help.
Same and agree!!
he should be an actor
Yes.. He should atleast try.
ikr he would make a good one
yeah ig he would be good
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Shame about the face though.
“Hey honey, what are you drinking”
“A vasectomy”
what* but i like how it sounds the way you wrote it actually haha
The "why" is correct
@@jonjonr6 correct grammar but the question doesn't correlate to his response
@@ShadowBlack54 the answer does correlate. If you've had a vasectomy, you'd understand.
@@ShadowBlack54 It actually makes sense in one way...
Ryan is one of my favorite people, at least the person he shows all of us. I hope he is really as happy as he makes everyone else💜
I love how this was so nuanced😂 Like the tiny details like him sarcastically saying he gets a full night's sleep, and then straight up throwing the bottle of tonic on the floor instead of keeping it on the table😂🤌
ryan reynolds seems like he is just really really good at playing off anxiety attacks like they aren't even happening.
I knew there was a reason I felt a kinship with him
Holy shit that is true
He’s been doing that since Hillside
He actually suffers from anxiety disorder. Interesting you caught that!!
Ya I agree
How are his voice sounds soothing af but sarcastic at the same time.
Practice
He's great at it, I like him as an actor.
It's because he's Canadian.
Sounds condescending and sweet at the same 🤪
Canadians are naturally sarcastic
Friggin love this guy. Can make you smile with nothing more than a look
With skits like this, that guy might become famous one day.
I‘m glad Deadpool enjoys his undercover life as a guy named Ryan Reynolds.
What's even funnier is Ryan Reynolds exists in the Deadpool universe.
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got his face back
That food network lady must feel attacked lol, "and two shots of vodka" *floods* *cocktail* *with* *a* *straight* *faced* *tv* *smile*
See I'd rather this gets thousands of likes instead of the view whores at the top.
Anyone else think this was going to be Ryan actually talking about how he got a vasectomy?
Came for the same reason lol
"Deadpoo Re-Cut"
He did though
@@outbreak3607 Or maybe it was Dax Shepard. I can't tell them apart.
Mood
Just watched this year's vid with Nick Cannon, and I'm loving how they didn't change the script AT ALL.
I swear, if you weren’t such a fun actor to watch, you could do stand up comedy. The fact you are also eye candy…you always make me smile.
"Ryan Reynold's vasectomy"
Me clicking faster than the speed of light
I don't have any friends because they are ashamed of the videos I upload. Are they really that bad, dear dar
That’s literally what I did lol I love Ryan Reynolds
Get a life homie
@@AxxLAfriku ya bro, you should accept it now
I clicked faster than 4.4 billion miles a second
Saw the title and thought: this is going to be interesting
You're not wrong
Same.
@SUB if u hate BRYCE HALL who tf is Bruce Hall?
It is, it is….
i just saw “Ryan Reynolds” and i was like yes
I felt every ounce of his pain and frustration,,,,preach my brother
After 22 years of fatherhood I'm just saying you don't have to go that far. The far reaches out to you.
Chicken butt
This man's dry humour is unmatched. Golden.
Sounds like his humour will be single forever. Man his writers will be pissed.
@New Type Of Flex Well, clearly your life has been going great until now, because the reason this is funny to others is because his dry hatred/done-ness with life is relatable to us..
Edit: it’s our coping mechanism, make jokes about how horrible it all is to make the pain seem insignificant and maybe trick our brain..
Matched only by any Brit on any day of their life.
As dry as his gin
@NEO the brits have some of the best dental care in the world. They are 4th... US is like 10th. white=/=healthy lol
I just love how Ryan looks like he's gonna lose it any second.
yes, he's got that stressed Dad look J-u-s-t under the skin.
That's Fatherhood
He's moving like he wants to go sit down with a bag of ice on his groin.
He has anxiety issues and is very open about it.
Priceless would be the look of the crew thinking "Ryan may lose it any second"...
This video is proof he should be playing 'Fletch' in any new Fletch movies.
You can literally see the joy in his eyes, as he speaks about his children, lol.
We don't think Ryan has ever been outside..
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They keep him captive
here before this comment blows up
sad.....
He's 4 parallel universes ahead of us, duh
Ryan Reynolds is the only ad I'll watch willingly.
I actually did not reflect over it being an ad until I saw this comment
@@xifel72 He's just a walking Ad.
SpaceX's livestream launches are also palatable.
@@Amdraz Thanks for planning out my weekend, can't wait to watch more ads.
It's 777 I don't wanna destroy it
The drink is old and know by many names. "Evening surprise" for one. It's a great drink. How you do the gin base is what separates the different clones of the drink.
Never ever loose your sense of humor…..it’s honest and true 👊🏻
I like how the amount of liquid in the glass changes every shot..
he drank in between
They show us it was multiple shots
The ice melted
"Take 22.. Ryan, please, stop drinking it!"
I noticed that too 😂
Me: **doesn't like ads**
Also me: **gladly watches an ad by Ryan Reynolds**
Every single time. I'd probably watch all the ads if they would all be done by Ryan.
It's because he's actually cool
I literally pay the monthly Premium subscription to avoid ads on RUclips. Still voluntarily watched this.
ada by Ryan Reynolds are not ads. they are short filums.
Ikr? 😂
hes such a good comedic actor, delivered the lines perfectly, even the very imnute facial expressions add to the comedy.
That scream at 0:12 probably represents the way it goes down your throat 😂😂
Yes 😂😂😂😂
he used the metric system on that first take of the 1.5 oz
Well, he is Canadian after all.
Well he is Canadian 🙂💞💞
That was the Kitty Dukakis version of the Vasectomy.
Well he is a smart one
everyone outside of the USA, liberia and myanmar like wtf is an oz
So a guy walks into a bar. He asks, “can I get a Vasectomy?”.
They kicked him out
That's better than if the bartender said "ok, doctor's around back" :o
Kicking is a dangerous operation procedure, but if it works, it works.
bartender *pours 10oz Aviation Gin on crotch & applies lighter flame* ... _that will be 12$ Sir, thank you_
Did they kick him in the balls? I’m just worried and I wanna make sure they did it correctly.
@@Alexmontboik It's how I made sure I didn't have any more brothers or sisters...
This is why I love Ryan … even something so simple as making a mixed drink is like a SNL skit …. Right now in 2021 we need lots of laughs
I’m doing a presentation on this ad for my intro to film studies class. Wish me luck and thank you Ryan Reynolds.
I get the feeling Ryan's parents got their wish: That he had children that behaved _just like he did_
Underrated comment
I just picture tiny Deadpool running around with nerf guns
😆😆😆😆😆
@@duncanjunctionsthemadman7418 *Lady Deadpools
Cause he has 3 daughters!!
It's the truth that is revealed to every parent: our grandchildren will become our revenge as our children have become our punishment.
When he was just pouring the gin into the glass, I laughed so hard.
As a father of four ranging from ages 21 to 5, the first amount of gin was just shy of the proper amount.
that IS how you do it
I was expecting it, honestly.
"two shots of vodka" moment
@@ashleyduong9108 Precisely 😂
He’s so good at putting the breathless strain in his voice and the timing of the lines to really make your chest feel tight with anxiety
I really appreciate this man.
Sounds delicious. And painful. Just like my ex.
😂
guess we have the same ex
@@DyslexicMitochondria Omg hi bro I watch your channeII. Absolutely love ur vids
@@DyslexicMitochondria Didnt expect to see you here
😂
I swear Ryan Reynolds is Deadpool, without the mutant powers, in real life.
I know, right?
And we're not sure about the mutant powers yet.
.....close...his nuts keep growing back....
Ikr that's nuts
The reason he kept the role of Deadpool was because he acted like this on set during the movie Wolverine. The crew told upstairs that if you are going to make a Deadpool movie you have to keep Ryan Reynolds.
Ryan you're the best..never ever change!! You always have a way of making me smile and laugh!! 😂 I absolutely love your humor!! 😍
I’m sorry this is the most I’ve laughed in a longtime, so hilarious 😆 Live you Ryan ❤️😊
Ryan’s demeanor really is that of a parent of young children trying like hell to keep it together following the shitshow of the last year and a half, and that cocktail is his one bit of solace in a cruel and uncaring world.
That’s rough buddy
Yup. The demeanor is just like mine towards the end of my 2nd isolation during the 3rd lockdown.
Exactly
im a father of a 3yrs old and i feel this video so representing lol i loved it
Filled with so much joy
Ryan, you scared me. I thought today was Father’s Day.
Same. I'm the dad, and I was about to give my 13 year old the stare of death until he said it/figured it out. I had to google that shit.
Wait it’s not 😭
Same!! I was like "wait, wtf? It's father's Day?!
When is father's day again?
@@092_deepak_kumar3 June 20
This is why he is the GOAT!!! Thanks Canada, for this endlessly entertaining and excruciatingly handsome export!!!
"inside the mind of Deadpool comes every inner Ryan Reynolds..." -Blake Lively
Ryan Reynolds acts like Deadpool even when he's not in the Deadpool costume
He isn't really acting here imo. His sense of humor is the exact same as Deadpool which is why he was a great cating😂
im sorry but its actually deadpool that is copiyng ryan reynolds,.. since hes such a fan :P
@@sarthakdhyani4380 yeah, I can't see anyone else being Deadpool except for him haha
Deadpool was just the perfect role for Ryan Reynolds.
It’s sometimes hard to say if Deadpool is Ryan Reynolds or if Ryan Reynolds is Deadpool. I’m almost convinced they are the same person
They 100% didn’t have to clean up after they filmed this
Yup. Totally, 100% non-messy, super-clean set.
Makes me so proud to be a Canadian every time I see him
Truly the drink of kings
King of Deadpool...
Hey, funny seeing you here lol.
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King of drugs. P. S. I'm always in. // If you try any, you'll lose your balls. Drugs are for girls. Some women have balls.
Indeed Sir, Indeed.
(P.S. tell Ctop that a secret admirer is outside his window watching him please)
Brother I love you for making me smile
Man, we're lucky to have you. Cheers!
The most passive/aggressive father's day ad.
I don't have kids, but if I did, I would want Ryan Reynolds to be their babysitter.
I don't have kids, but if I did, I would want Ryan Reynolds to be their father.
He’d certainly expand their vocabulary!
@@jacobsparta1 Too bad about that vasectomy...
You can always make more.
I don't have kids, but if I did, I'd want Ryan Reynolds to be their bartender.
Ryan Reynolds isn't only just good at acting on movies, He's also good at making ads more enjoyable for us to watch.
Best personality on the screen!
Deadpool is just Ryan Reynold playing Ryan Reynold in his real life.
Ryan Reynolds is merely a voice in Deadpool's head.
No. Ryan Reynolds is just Deadpool playing Ryan Reynolds
Ryan Reynolds plays himself (or Van Wilder) in every movie
I see no lies here. 🤔😂🤪
@●●TIME TRAVELER●● I'm inclined to believe you considering you are a time traveller
Ryan's acting skills just keep improving. The little facial animations were on point. When you can make the film crew and audience laugh you know you are doing something right.
Almost like he's an actor and not only an entrepreneur.
Lol
The fact that you think he's acting is hilarious.
Sincerely,
A parent of 4 children, ages 15, 12, 9, & 7.
Excellent point. And his humor is so smart. Have we had another great physical and intellectual comedian and or actor? Maybe Bob Newhart? Bill Murray maybe ,although his style might not be classified as "smart"?
@@dottyjyoung The best acting comes from real life experience
Hands down the best actor ❤️
I love the constant eye contact
The guy knows how to make commercials
I thought he was just giving life advice until the second version of the drink.
Ryan Reynolds is the only person that can make me watch an ad and enjoy it.
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I know. It’s super easy, barely an inconvenience.
Oh god its an ad i didnt even realize til i saw your comment
The Vasectomy is tight
Awesome! Can’t get any better!
Love you
I love you since the first movie I saw you! you are the best human being in hollywood!
If he would sell things like that, every brand would sponsor him..
He has his own marketing company. He's behind the Match Satan/2020 commercials that were so big last year.
He owns Mint Mobile
You better not be listening to theese females :o my gosh... Ive described and displayed the stories are well known I I now talking about females becauee my stories say life nagisa achallenged mentioned what must be done as was known. Females will they do cheer people into death. nqgisa had always said " you quit xbox u loser ur thinking about blood you'll be this." she's done every lock up situation purposefully to " hurt the best" and to " steal his eyes" because " she is her the jealous eye path of aomeone who isn't nixe beleivea sue can hurt people because theyre nothing." you don't have to listen to her.... she makes people def she said I said making people def on my profile so she could hack my profile make me def etc beleives their is game... she is all fake never to be listened to spread the message but obviously be careful as she "must be locked up for eternity or face karma"
Well he owns Aviation gin
@@marquezt6364 I think you forgot your meds, bro.
Happy Father's Day to us all.....stay strong men of culture!
Yay! I’m part of the club even tho I’m technically the father of an abortion goopy mess.
Deadpool would cry and pray to Jesus in a crashing plane
@Catholic Firefighter no. We have no right to dictate what a woman does with her body it is the exact same thing if we force men after a certain age or number of kids to get vasectomy.
@@Puppy_Puppington you were also born as the so called goopy mess.
@@goodsaint_001 made* he was born as a baby
This is absolutely brilliant
I could watch him forever
He can now officially say he's a youtuber since he's done clickbaiting so well.
Oh ...this is far from clickbait.. That drink..and the joy some of us feel during certain stages of fatherhood deserve a drink named after what can only be named as " a missed opportunity to sustain sanity" .. Many Many times i have found myself walking off what could have ended up as a ..um..severe and bloody case of child abuse but the " sane, caring, understanding and mature me made a perfectly timed appearance" ...luckily. I now get to sit back and watch as my son looks at me for help as his own child goes off the rails and bounces off the walls in the quietest of public places . I lovingly respond with a "paybacks a bitch aint it boy" No ..this is far from clickbait...this ..is pure genius. Cheers Ryan Reynolds ....cheers. ( No children were harmed during the typing of this post)
@@BlindmanValley you're* 😎
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@@BlindmanValley haha your comment made me chuckle. Happy Father's Day to you, sir! :)
@@rajeshreepardeshi5561
Grammar Nazis aren't cool, and I should know: I am one.
I think he bought a company so he could make the commercials. lol This is what full creative control looks like with Ryan Reynolds.
He made the company and has since sold it,
@@lk-ur8xf He didn't make the company, but was an owner of it. I didn't know he had sold it though.
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@@11alliLo Not really, he was a minority stake co-owner which basically means he puts his name on/around it and becomes the brand ambassador with the hope/goal to grow the value of it exponentially before cashing out to a big name in the industry. Diageo bought them out at a 610 million evaluation (335 mil upfront) which is what they expected going into this. It is a way that stars can make a bit bigger profit by putting their own money and more importantly image into a brand.
@@hj2479 makes sense... idk really know much of it 😅
Ah, bless. His kids are just going to adore these words when they get older.
Lucky escape, Alanis.
I personally approve of Ryan's measurement technique.
"Well, something that I called 'The Vasectomy' for no fucking reason at all. Happy Father's Day, everyone."
- Ryan Reynolds, 2021
Ryan's the king of acting, the way he can act out a forced-smile-on-top-of-pain-but-make-it-realistic is god tier
I reckon he was not acting in some scenes- just being painfully honest since they have 3 toddlers at home 😂
Love you man!
i didn't think you needed that. With you know your type. I guess its always best to error on the side of caution so well done. ! lets hope it stays up.
imagine being ryan's kids watching this growing up lmfao.
@@veykrl9 fairly certain he has some
@@veykrl9 He has three daughters.
Sometimes enough is enough. My dad should have had a Vasectomy long ago. Just saying.
@@veykrl9 1 full and 3 half siblings and I fear he might keep going. Feel sorry for the halves cause they'll never know him as fully involved father like my brother and I had. Mid life crisises are a bitch.
Ryan's kids: *Fuck up or do some thing bad*
Ryan Reynolds
: "Hey kids! I want to show you something!"
"Add one and a half ounces of gin..."
Proceeds to pour half the bottle
"Add two shots of Vodka....."
Stupid metric system...
I entered rehab when my kids finally moved out.
And you have a problem with that?
Representative, of where he finds himself, as a spokesman. Wheels have spokes, keep turning it out. Soon we'll all be outside of IT.
He sounds like hes on the verge of crying every time 😂😂😂😂.
That's all I want for Christmas I have been good, no doubt waiting for my sample, Ryan #1 fan a pain that won't give up..
I get the feeling that in every movie he plays in, he basically plays himself.
Agree, so it’s a good thing that himself is so entertaining.
And don't we love it (him, and all that he does)?
So he's a furry
That's why he gets gigs probably, people love him, and his personality, by extention directors, it probably makes him pretty easy to work with too.
I agree, which makes ‘The Voices’ even more disturbing.
Would love to see the secret translated version:
- "Cranberry juice! Red like your eyes after staying up all night with colic"
- "Tonic water! Filled with quinine which treats malaria and hopefully anything else your kid brings home from kindergarten"
- "Lemon juice! Tastes like your tears at 2 am"
- "Aviation gin! Which you will be pouring into a coffee cup to fool your coworkers on your Zoom meetings"
Hilarious !!
🙌🏾 yaaaasssss
My head hurts
@@mave2789 my stomach hurts
BISMILLAH
Must Read You Will Know Best Thing Here
Before Your Death know your creator and follow the order of your creator .
Allah - Arabic Word ] Creator
Iswar - Sanskrit Word ] Name
God - English Word ] Diff Language
you cant make creator but he created you
Signs Of Allah/god
1.) See Egg of hen it is dead but allah create and make leg ,eye , ear , heart etc and convert it in to a living creature , and that creature know how to eat ,speak, drink , walk. this is the sign of that allah the CREATOR of everything.
2.) He Made ant , how small it is and it have mind to think , small eyes to see who fit eye lens in it , ALLAH made more smaller things than ant , spider etc etc etc these are signs of Allah ,
3.) Allah made you from dirty drop of water from your (dad,mom) . how this water Turns into bones regular pumping heart eye ear toungue & it takes shape . and give identity to you example your face is different from whole world people, and give you eyes which sees and give you different fingerprint every finger have different fingerprint from your every finger and every finger have different fingerprint from whole world people fingerprints . Think about creator how he made you , is it a joke no no , I don't want anything from you and you will not give me anything , try to understand
don't think this is a message only . take it serious .
1) Your heart is running can you stop it now ? NO
can you live without oxygen ? NO
can you live without food and water ? NO
( bcz you are not controlling your self because it is controls by your creator )
2) You need to sleep to recover your self
if you can control your self then stop this process you cant do it .
THINK ABOUT
other created god by some human
i) they make pictures , sculpture etc and pray to that pictures
can you make god ? no
you cant see god in this world , you can see god after this world if you obey GOD / ALLAH
is god a human being ? no
About Some created God By Humans
some fake god require to eat food some worship stone and some worship real god but not follow his order .
If God eat food then have call of nature means need toilet . it is not the quality of god so remove these fake gods now .
Adam , Jesus , Moses Abraham Were messengers of allah before muhammad sallallahu alaihi wasallam And Adam Was first man and prophet so it shows that islam is from beginning.
Allah is only one God and prophet Muhammad sallallahu alaihi wasallam allah's last messenger .
messenger means which get message from God .
jesus is neither a god nor a son of god , he was a messenger of god
1) ACCORDING TO CHRISTIANITY
when people tryied to torture JESUS
and want to beat him and kill him even they were thinking to hang on neils etc etc etc
and after that they started to worship him as a god and also as a son of god they are fool and they fooled you you are also following their fake path
is it a quality of god that any one can beat him and to nail jail and hang him torture him think it NOW
2) Jesus Eat Food When He Was Hungry
is it a quality of god ? ( Hungry God ) if he eat food then also do toilet
at that time no toilet seat was there so they used to do that in hidden in grass and back of some trees and stones etc
is it a quality of God ? No
First Order Of Creator Is .
1) Allah / Iswar / God is only one god and prophet Muhammad sallallahu alaihi wasallam allah's Last messenger
2) namaz / salah / prayer according to prophet muhammad sallallahu alehi vasallam
we cant worship muhammad sallallahu alaihi wasallam . we worship only creator ALLAH .
if we worship muhammad then we will be in hell .
Keep in mind that Muhammad Sallallahu Alehi Wasallam cannot make a single fly . before prophet muhammad ; adam , jesus , noah , moses had came but we cant pray to any prophet .
if some one make cartoon of any prophet even jesus , moses , noah , adam etc then we muslim will fight to them like in france a case happened ,
DONT JUDGE MUSLIM to see islam ,
to see islam you should read QURAN and sunnah of prophet Muhammad sallallahu alaihi wasallam .
in islam worship only creator one allah in the way that he tells to his messenger to do .
what will happen after death with you ? if you obey allah's order or disobey.
and you can check my playlist full quran and more links about what is islam and who is ALLAH
search youtube English quran translation
read full must instead of wasting time and songs and movies .
i promise you will know everything that you want , so plz minimum one time
read Quran it is a word of god , you will know what is written inside in it .
read full quran english translation from youtube and books .
and you can check my playlist full quran ..,...,,..,...
i thought i was imagining that ryan was having an anxiety attack midst recording and was suppressing it with all his fatherhood. turns out that was the plan
Ryan is not just funny, his speed of thought is amazing
No more little pikachu’s for you.
I think it'd technically little pichus. Pikachu is second stage.
@@wendyokoopa7048 like a teenager
@@TheSegert yes like teenagers. Just like it's happiny, chansey, blissey.
Ryan Reynolds’ ads are the only ads I’m willing to watch.
And Jon Hamm for skip the dishes....
Ryan George would like a word with you…
the chaos of the intro was wonderful
I love his sense of humour, he is a genius.
The barely restrained hostility in his voice when he mentions the little tykes is inspirational.
It is impossible to see this man without thinking of Deadpool
I think of nice rom-coms... oh yeah, "Deadpool" WAS a rom-com... ;-P
"Definitely, Maybe" is definitely underappreciated... and way more rom than com...
i dont know, when I look at him i see a pikachu
I think of Ryan Reynolds when I see this
Well it's possible to see green lantern but in not sure that happened if it was just a feverdream
or Bodyguard and...
the fact that he had another baby after it 😂😂
I’m thinking about that😂
I appreciate Ryan’s sense of humour so much. 🤣🤣🇦🇺👍
1:02 that whole bit reminded me of _"add two shots of vodka" _*_pours half the bottle in_*
Paint thinner vs. HigHball between the pours.
Not like it would Matter . His gin is really good that you can drink it by itself
Lol following the metric system I was like wait that seems a lot even for 1.5 ounces
Making a “vasectomy” while making jokes about children.
It can only be Ryan 😹
well that were my best 2 minutes on youtube so far, thanks for the laugh
Totally for this
I thought he was an actor, but actually he's the character...
LOL I agree 😅
You better believe it...🤣😂
Canada's number one export, right there. Ryan is a damn treasure.
Justin Bieber wept after seeing the above comment.
Jim Carrey definitely deserves the title as well
Bryan Adams forgotten so easily I see 😂
Drake be like