North Korean Labor Camps (Part 2 of 7)
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- Опубликовано: 18 дек 2011
- On his way to uncover labor camps setup by North Korea as a way to bring in hard currency for their impoverished nation, Shane Smith gets re-accustomed with handling Russian alcoholics aboard the Trans-Siberian railway.
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The “hi America” train lady stole our hearts and she’ll never even know it
I'm not even American, but felt that. Bless her little heart.
;-;
see our country wants us to believe all these other countries they want to steal from hate us, but if you watch any documentary where it's alone journalist traveling around meeting the people they always say they love us Americans, and our country, there is one done on Iran and the people time after time said America I love you.
@@bambilackner everyone loves eachother, we are just being set up by mostly ourselves
I am from Jamaica though
A drunk Russian guy and a Jew arguing, a North Korean guy eating mayonnaise while getting filmed, an American guy enjoying his vodka. Welcome to Siberia
Both are Jewish
Sounds like elder scrolls characters
Quite a scene
and the american is supposedly on the xans so hes gonna blackout hahahaha
The translation wasn’t currect. The russhian kid said hes also a jew
came to watch a North Korea documentary, saw a film about drunk Russians
You and me both, buddy
Lexington came for North Korea, stayed for the russians
this video is better than what i thought
IKR?!🤦♂️
I just laught so hard lmao.
The lady that said “Hi America” is God’s way of telling us it’s gonna be ok
Queen B :)
No it’s not
What a sweet lady
@@yndzzz 😂😂
:)
I lost my shit when the train was dark then drunk Russian man suddenly reappeared.
Riga T. I thought maybe it was an edit because it was too good to be true
Euro trip lol
Im guessing that no one caught that he was trying to reach for that bottle in the dark and missed. played it off by grabbing his hand.
The guy’s a legend lmao
I really lost it when he called him a Jew
I died when the Russian tried to trade him an orange slice for his wedding ring
😂😂 I see that has a fair trade ! 😂😂
Didn't even offer the whole orange.
@@majorevangelism 😂😂
Trade something.. The something was not the orange slice. He was just ready to eat it himself. Maybe he had an exstra left-right arm to trade :)
He even forget his left from right
“I love you”
“Good for you”
Awkward level: 1009990999009990000000000
The translation wasn’t correct tbh
@@wsh9610 whats the correct translation?
@@sinemakkoc2752 the word means „good“ but is used as „nice“ in that context
@@wsh9610 oh, it doesn't make that much difference tho, does it?
😂😂
korean man calmly eating his food when around him is chaotic 😂
correction.. mayonnaise*
a j ...food.
When really he’s the toughest of em all
Probably used to it 😂
The cute lady on the train 😂 "Hi America!"
Evan Sanders she was so sweet. I wanted to be like hello nice Siberian woman
I was waiting for someone to comment on that.😂😂
Oh she's getting a hug
Made by Canadians tho
i said hi back to her lol
"Hi America!"
That lady was adorable
Hello Russian Lady!
i know
The best!
Hello american!! Hello old Russian lady
John B I fr just came to look for this
I love times like this where everything is so hilarious for no reason and it’s pure chaos everywhere and time ceases to exist
this is called russia, welcome
2:22 "hi America" melted my heart omg I love her
" they lived in North Korea, untill his mom said, this is terrible.."
Jon B he looked so drunk when he said that lol
So like 5 min
2:38 "this shitfaced dude's finger is very close to my nipple and I don't like the way this is making me feel"
@@squeebl lol you can tell by the expression
Sounds like an article headline
That whole footage of the train has nothing to do with the documentary but its hilarious. And good thing they kept it and not erased it
haha word.. that guy was intense as fuck
***** yea its jus stretching it but who cares you know haha its a fun funny video i mean it could have been separate as in extras or bloopers but oh well it doesnt matter
Stannis Baratheon 2:00 he's slurring every word, so funny :))
It's all thanks to Sergei Witte.
m'lord, how may i serve you
Dude i laughed alot to this episode. A Russian an Amercan a Jew a Korean on a train! One of the best travel vlog ever lmao!!
My favorite one was about some mexican guy travelling to north korea, he forgot his jacket so he had to go in shorts in -0°, he got hit in the butt like 3 times by different people in completely different places without any context whatsoever, also he tried to buy some deodorant in china but no one could understand so it was all like "me da desodorante"
"愚蠢的墨西哥人哈哈"
HAHAHAHA
@@soupfan1 Alex tienda
@@soupfan1sent me the video Mexican our weakness is cold 🥶
“You’re too close. I can only see out of this eye” lmao!
Shane- "(Russian) I love you"
Russian Woman- "(Russian) good for you"
lmfao
CosmonautDubs 😂😂😂
Typical Russian woman, cannot be swayed by sweet talk! I could learn a lot from her : )
She actually said alright
Get rekt
she said only "good" (хорошо) , in english sounds like "that's good"
Drunk Russians: way scarier than North Korean prison
+FourthDerivative Most scarier and drunky looking in this video is american twerp with pig's snout and beard
+FourthDerivative yup
These damn comments... DOES IT REALLY MATTER? I think he was joking honestly.
America is a democratic republic not a democracy. educate yourself please.
.
Did you even hear what he said to Simon Ostrovsky? That racist Russian inbred has no respect.
The “hi America” was the most pure thing I’ve ever heard or seen
I’ve seen this video over and over yet it never gets old
lmaoo same thought i was the only crazy one, the fish is also the legend
No one:
No one at all:
Russian drunk boi: YOU'RE A JEW! I KNOW YOU ARE!
Too true to be funny
He needs knocked out lol
@@CeeCeeB. what
@@volka2199 what what? The joke I made? I meant he was being obnoxious. The drunk Russian. I wasn't talking to you.
Cee Cee B. FOR REALLLL BRUH
Bro, the shots of the translator calmly eating his mayonnaise sandwich really had me crying laughing for several minutes
If man is calmly eating a mayonnaise sandwich, no one fucks with him.
He knows how to mind his own business
He seen some shit
I love all 3 replies 🤣😂😅
@@Raych666 lmao so true
"Bro, you're a Jew, telling me how to behave?" LMAO
Nobody:
Not a single soul:
Old lady on a Siberian train headed to North Korean labor camp:
*"Hi America!"*
she was so damn sweet. i love her
They should jus make a series about this guy drunk in random places, I would literally watch every episode
Wes W fr 😂😂😂
Boi, he wouldn't come out in one piece.
Wes Watson?
Wes western ?
Check out Bald and Bankrupt. way more interesting, charismatic and entertaining.
My boi so drunk he forgot which hand was which. Lmfao
Actually, at 4:32 he has a ring on his right hand as well (maybe another one?). The russian host, being quick-witted, saw he also had a ring on his left hand and fucked his mind up. That's why he's so confused. That and the 5 liters of vodka in his body.
Your boy who hates Jews you mean? I guess that's Russia for you ;)
@@omfgroflma0 well I'm pretty sure Russian Orthodox wear the wedding ring on the right hand, but it's terrifying to think of that dumbass being married
They are not very nice. It’s always good to be nice.
alexander little mmomommmmm
Mommommmommmmommmmmmmmmmoooomomoomoommoomommomommomomomomommommmomomomomommommommommommp
the little "hi america" was so cute
I watch this whole series like once a year. It's just too great.
“Why are Americans so rude”
Says the drunk guy we all hate to be around
If you dont understand you should just stfu.
He is talking bullcrap he is drunk don’t take everything so serious 😂
Daniel Dat Boi people speak their own truth when they are drunk...
UseYour Banana I understand more than you ever will.
@@iluvmyeski typical American.
Literally that whole episode was 2 guys arguing in Russian, about being a Jew.. on a train. Lol literally had nothing to do with the video subject matter, but entertaining as hell nevertheless.
Lol foreal
The word "literally" has lost practically all of its meaning through rampant misuse, as we see in Candis Watts's comment (and countless others on RUclips).
@@jamessandy5873 And your rude attitude has been misused rampantly. Lmao which has then in turn, obviously, made "BE KIND" lose all it's meaning.. as you obviously don't know what that means. I have not one, but two teenage daughters. Age 16 & 17 years. They say that CONSTANTLY. I apparently picked it up subconsciously because I hadn't noticed that I even said it. But you're right. I won't say you were wrong in what you said. It sounds Completely rediculous. But you should be nice to people. Especially when you have no idea what they are going through. I had one of the worst tragedies of my life happen recently. I am not even thinking clearly. But it's cool. Some people are just mean for no reason. They are miserable themselves I guess. Idk cause I am miserable but I don't treat people mean or rude.
Its kind of like a filler episode. Its interesting though. It's like "behind the scenes" of the story
@@arturob5306 Lol it was very interesting. Weird but interesting. 😂 I was entertained. Lmao
2:20 when the woman says "hi America!" is so adorable!!!
5:13 Best moment of this whole thing
"Our Korean guy is just serenely eating his mayonnaise"
2 years and no comment i want to say
Sheeshhh
2 year and one comment I want to say sheeshhh
"Good thing I took that xanax: *Sips vodka*
Makes getting drunk easier
Makes dying the easiest
@@dannyboy768 Don't be such a pussy, dying is always easy. Living without the ability to die is the only thing I'm afraid of.
ToxicWorld. Lmao
@@dannyboy768 eh he took one xan he'll be fine he can drink l
The perfect old Vice. Good old days.
"14 year old, 5 foot cop" 🤣🤣🤣
That old train lady who said "hi america" should be given US citizenship and a first class flight to the USA
why? to get fat and lazy, and be a complete douche...hell no!
She was adorable
I know, right?? She was practically saying, get me outta here!!
She already fat and lazy Monsieur
Wayne TV cuz we lit bro
"Let's see if the fourteen-year-old five foot tall cop is going to get rid of the drunk guy."
Every mall cop in America.
@@ariellaedwards8204
no, every mall cop in america is a 48-year-old 400lb cop
I can tell you from experience that you don't want to get into a fight with a drunken punk on a Russian train.
@@kva7922046 As soon as he showed the slightest aggression I would of mauled the fucking shit out of him. Show them some power from martial arts training and then his bitch ass would be mine for the entire journey. He would be so glad to have got off that train. I was bullied many times as a kid so my dad put me in boxing and then I did Karate for yrs. I fucking love bullies like this punk ass fucker.
@@MICKEYISLOWD Your language and fury tells me you're an incel and probably have never won a fight in your life.
Shed a tear for old vice
I love the fact that the drunk blonde couldn't tell his left and right
North Korean dude just chilling.
He must be used to it at this point living in Russia.
Hes like Pftt Thats nothing compared to north korea, I eat this shit for breakfast
JonatasAdoM ? Or maybe it’s from being in an internment camp.... but ok
1000th like lol
I dont understand how North Korean leaders seem like complete morons but still can control their people like this
the korean guy is legit "serenely eating his mayonnaise"
Joseph Collins III i was giggling when he said it in the video but then I completely lost it when I read your comment 😂
this is the funniest thing ive ever seen, there's so much going on
"You're a jew telling me how to behave" man give these guys a day off😂
When the train passed through a tunnel
“Umm no you can’t touch me there for a dollar”
I know that was hillarious
Then the russian drunk teleports behind them like it's some sort of horror movie.
@@halowarrior1000 lol imagine with scary music in the background lmao
Aww the old lady that responded "thank you" when he said "I love you", and then she said "hi America! She is so cute. :)
this is literally a missing scene from a sitcom
This is like an episode from The Office but 10 times better somehow. I never laughed so hard in my life.
that was quite entertaining. The dude with the glasses tolerates that drunk boy so well lol
Monica R Sadly that’s probably because Jewish people aren’t really accepted in Russian culture, the last Czar was funding pogroms to kill the population only like 100 years ago. He definitely knows how to de-escalate a situation like that.
@@melodiclogic9904 If I'm not mistaken, didn't Alexander II forcibly conscript them into the army?
He is jew
1 slap only and glasses break in the middle of nowhere, knowing that makes u tolerate :))
Hai babe
This part has very little to do with the rest of this documentary, but it's so funny.
Max Power Russians don’t give a fuck about left hands or right hands. As long as they know that an open hands for holding a bottle, and a closed hands for hitting something.
it's my favorite part, though
Dude, we're twins.ill be Danny you be Arnold.
Yes yes yes *i love you*
You should see a few more 'brilliant' things
Who else is binge watching RUclips during the Coronavirus lockdown?
Russian drunk: “Soon we’ll teach him something else to say”
lmao
This series is hilarious and depressing at the same time. All these people they meet are like characters in some kind of comedy sketch. The Adidas-wearing thugs. The mayonnaise-eating Korean. The 14 year old Russian police officer that just turns up and tags along for the ride. The ex-police chief who breaks them into the north Korean camps. And who could forget, Igor the fish. This makes me want to travel across Siberia just to experience a land in virtual anarchy, and the odd characters that live there.
Your comment is perfect. It really is like some black comedy film
Yes, thats why im learning russian for two years already, im now pretty ok and can hold a normal conversation. I cant wait for my next soviet adventure far away
@@Remy.- How difficult is it to learn enough Russian to have conversations?
Get a fixer or someone who lives there you can trust
IK this is so old, but please do. Russia is so friendly and we love foreigners!!! SO many people straight out of folk tales and cartoons, a must see
2:24 "Hi America" lol
+Kaan DE lol
+Casper Howell LOLOLO
Lmao
so cute :D
Mate me laugh
“The old Vice will never be topped”
Seeing this comical party of drunk characters is probably the best thing I’ve ever seen
WE not gonna talk about how the translator was eating a bowl of seasoned mayonnaise?
That man is of culture
No we are not going to talk about that.
@@dominickkamssu6790 😂😂😂
this is RUSSIA, you dont get to ask this stuff
He's given up
This is better than Borat. I could watch this drunk Russian kid all day.
Angelica Cushing
No ... this is good
But borat is still king !
2:58 Shane's reaction 🤣🤣🤣 Even a decade later, this still makes me laugh hysterically..
“he doesn’t remember which of his hands are the left or the right” 😂😂
Bless that cleaning lady on the train "Hi America!"
What's America ?
The United States of America (USA), commonly known as the United States (U.S. or US) or America, is a country composed of 50 states, a federal district, five major self-governing territories, and various possessions.[f] At 3.8 million square miles (9.8 million km2), the United States is the world's third or fourth largest country by total area[g] and slightly smaller than the entire continent of Europe's 3.9 million square miles (10.1 million km2). With a population of over 327 million people, the U.S. is the third most populous country. The capital is Washington, D.C., and the largest city by population is New York. Forty-eight states and the capital's federal district are contiguous in North America between Canada and Mexico. The State of Alaska is in the northwest corner of North America, bordered by Canada to the east and across the Bering Strait from Russia to the west. The State of Hawaii is an archipelago in the mid-Pacific Ocean. The U.S. territories are scattered about the Pacific Ocean and the Caribbean Sea, stretching across nine official time zones. The extremely diverse geography, climate, and wildlife of the United States make it one of the world's 17 megadiverse countries.[19]
Paleo-Indians migrated from Siberia to the North American mainland at least 12,000 years ago.[20] European colonization began in the 16th century. The United States emerged from the thirteen British colonies established along the East Coast. Numerous disputes between Great Britain and the colonies following the French and Indian War led to the American Revolution, which began in 1775, and the subsequent Declaration of Independence in 1776. The war ended in 1783 with the United States becoming the first country to gain independence from a European power.[21] The current constitution was adopted in 1788, with the first ten amendments, collectively named the Bill of Rights, being ratified in 1791 to guarantee many fundamental civil liberties. The United States embarked on a vigorous expansion across North America throughout the 19th century, acquiring new territories,[22] displacing Native American tribes, and gradually admitting new states until it spanned the continent by 1848.[22] During the second half of the 19th century, the Civil War led to the abolition of slavery.[23][24] By the end of the century, the United States had extended into the Pacific Ocean,[25] and its economy, driven in large part by the Industrial Revolution, began to soar.[26] The Spanish-American War and World War I confirmed the country's status as a global military power. The United States emerged from World War II as a global superpower, the first country to develop nuclear weapons, the only country to use them in warfare, and a permanent member of the United Nations Security Council. During the Cold War, the United States and the Soviet Union competed in the Space Race, culminating with the 1969 Moon landing. The end of the Cold War and the collapse of the Soviet Union in 1991 left the United States as the world's sole superpower.[27]
The United States is the world's oldest surviving federation. It is a federal republic and a representative democracy, "in which majority rule is tempered by minority rights protected by law".[28] The United States is a founding member of the United Nations, World Bank, International Monetary Fund, Organization of American States (OAS), and other international organizations. The United States is a highly developed country, with the world's largest economy by nominal GDP and second-largest economy by PPP, accounting for approximately a quarter of global GDP.[29] The U.S. economy is largely post-industrial, characterized by the dominance of services and knowledge-based activities, although the manufacturing sector remains the second-largest in the world.[30] The United States is the world's largest importer and the second largest exporter of goods, by value.[31][32] Although its population is only 4.3% of the world total,[33] the U.S. holds 33% of the total wealth in the world, the largest share of global wealth concentrated in a single country.[34] The United States ranks among the highest nations in several measures of socioeconomic performance, including human development, per capita GDP, and productivity per person,[35] while experiencing a substantial amount of income and wealth inequality. The United States is the foremost military power in the world, making up a third of global military spending,[36] and is a leading political, cultural, and scientific force internationally.[37]
- Wikipedia: en.wikipedia.org/wiki/United_States
i laughed so hard when he forgot which hand is which, lmao at the power of vodka.
+Alin Hanciu no hes just dumb . trust me . it russian
No. He’s just a fucking moron.
All this time he was waiting to drop a bombshell but ended up making a fool of himself. But I'm pretty sure that guy was paid to act the way he was.
@@eh9278 Russians unlike most Westerners, Russians wear wedding bands on their right hands
E my guess is that he was looking at the right hand and wondering why the ring wasn’t on that hand instead of the left one 😉
2:19
Most wholesome moment. inside 5 seconds
3:35
Really contrasts to this moment.
Russia is a mixed bag of sweet people and utter jerks.
god this documentary was actually surreal
"It's a good thing I've taken a Xanax, otherwise I'd be worried about our 17 year old friend" HAHA I'm dying
Heatherkc19 holy shit he does
just curious about how he's alive after drinking if he took xanax
@@swolo188 all depends he probably didn't take much Xanax and you can drink on it just not a lot
More like "It's a good thing I am quick at coming up with bullshit excuses otherwise a lot of people might think I am scared of a 17 year old"
@@swolo188 Drinking and popping xanax won't kill you unless you drink too much.
The lights cut out
Russian drunk: I’ve come for your toes
I laughed so hard when the lights came back and the russian was back too hahahaha
"I've come for your liver"
You have a working liver
Lights go out
Drunk russian: Now it s mine... Wanna trade?
Honestly, my gosh 😂 A comedy series should be made out of this
My first language is Russian but since growing up in America, my skill in the language has faltered greatly. I nonetheless understand it perfectly and I’m very happy to find it in such an unexpected place as a North Korea documentary. Great video
I've watched this whole series multiple times. It's probably the best/most entertaining piece of documentary film out there
"I love you (in russian)"
Lady: "Good for you."
Savaaaage!!!!! XD
He said "I like you" and she said "Thank you"
@@CaIicoJak that is utterly incorrect, dont pull translations out of your ass pls
@@CaIicoJak That was later, on the train. Different lady.
@@Rubycek but she definitely didnt say "good for you" how come you didnt say that about this one
she said хорошо, it means "ok", that's it. it's not that deep.
i love how the title is about north korean labor camps and half of it is a travel vlog
That drunk Russian guy say "Hello" just made my day 😂😂
“I love you.”
“….Good for you” 😂
he was getting a bit murderey so the drunk police threw him off at the next station......
thepoultrypeople That dude was making a move when they went in the tunnel for 30 seconds of pitch black darkness
@@pdot8659 I was like hide that gold!
GoldenPotato God 😂😂😂
@@pdot8659 Maybe or they edited it to make it look like that's what happened. Vice has some "issues" with its journalism.
What happened in the tunnel was that Korean old men couldnt take it anymore.
That Lady... "Hi America:) stole the whole series...
I still can’t believe Shane thought a week long train ride wasn’t going to be boring as hell.
the little “hi america” was so sweet, I hope that woman lives a happy life
“It’s his marriage ring.”
“Why’s it on his right then?”
“It’s on his left hand..”
“No. This is my right (indicates left) and this is my left (indicates right).”
“What are you nuts?”
* Friend comes to help *
* Shock on drunkard’s face *
He was confused, but he was also right that Russians wear their ring on a different hand than Americans. Americans put it on the left, Russians on the right... So that's why he brought it up.
He actually had the hand correct but the Vice guy lied so he would stop.
@@joepiazza3756 Shane is American right? They wear the wedding ring on the left hand, maybe in Russia it’s different
@@violettachalamet1409 Canadian but close enough
Apparently we are all blind
the younger guy who got his hands mixed up, i lost everything at that moment, absolutely dead
"What did he mean by "cheers"?"
"It's something like "to good health"
WITH VODKA? LMAOO
“Hi America” in her little accent 🥺🥺
4:28 - "No you can't touch me there for a dollar"
Lol'd at that.
And then the Russian guy comin outta nowhere
😳😳😳
“No you can’t touch me there for a dollar!”
Dude Simon's about to die the whole time and the translator is just sitting right there serenely eating mayo. Unbothered as hell. Respect.
2:22 what an adorable lil lady
"Let's see if the 14 year old, 5ft tall cop, is gonna get rid of the drunk guy"
I am laughing so hard.
I don't care if I clicked on a North Korea Labor Camp video and got a bunch of drunk guys in a train. This is well worth the watch.
And fucking hilarious.
@ 2:24. The train attendant saying enthusiastically “Hi America!” made my heart cry
“I love you”
“Okay good for you”
I DIED LOL
Lmaoo the legal drinking age in Russia : BIRTH 🤣🤣🤣
The legal drinking age in Russia is 18, as it should be in every country around the world.
"bro u are a jew telling me"
-Drunk Russian 2011
"I am also Jew"
He actually said 'You're a jew telling a jew how to behave''. The translation is incorrect
This was so chaotic I loved every minute of it lmaooo
I have honest to god watched 4:30 to the end of the video 15 times just because of that 17-year-old drunk lad. My entire quarantine has been made, thank you.
"Bro you're a Jew, telling me to behave?" LOL
@PHX Actually that was the meaning I took from the context of the situation anyway, since I thought I heard the word for "jew" used twice. I know extremely little Russian, but I am able to pick out a handful of words - just barely enough to piece together the gist of a sentence. I often have to hear the sentence more than once, though.
@Uppity Sombitch Pretty sure he didn't give a shit about what you had to say, Otherwise he would've replied. Get the memo?
@Uppity Sombitch You do give a shit about Illuminocalypse's comment! You commented twice about it!
How did he know? Did the nose give away?
Uppity Sombitch you’re a little bitch boy.
That old lady at 2:21 said Hi America LOL
You should Hi her back
She was so sweet. I wanted to hug her.
yeah, haha, she's a sweet thing
*Hi American
Vice hasn’t put content like this out is so long it’s refreshing
1:18 got me laughing so hard
The scariest thing I can imagine, is drunk Russians.
But it’s almost beautiful.
Westerners are too stupid, why believe tv without looking at your own cities to see how wasted people get in the west. Some Russians love to drink just like many westerners.
You should visit Manchester England...lol. They are way worse than this punk Russian.
Dry Guy Aussies or real deep brits are still the worst
Mickeyislowd i agree. They’re also trashy.
Im an american and I've seen plenty of americans do the same shit. It doesnt matter where your from drunk toxic people are everywhere.
2:22
haha so cute "Hi America!"
They should’ve got the bert dude on the show. That “machine” dude
Thank You! I love you guys