They are kinda awesome. And so is their DM. I usually don’t like straying from rules too much, but here it lead to some absolutely spectacular situations.
@@rvpairofdicethewanderer2383 Murderhobos are chaotic evil, only doing what they want, chaotic neutral at least does something good every now and then just cause
@@rvpairofdicethewanderer2383 Sips is another perfect example of how to do the alignment right. Seriously check out dingo doodles. Then theres Elan from the Order of the Stick...Well Chaotic Stupid but still
As a Walmart worker I guarantee a bunch of random fantasy creatures appearing in the electronic section of the store wouldn't be the weirdest thing I've seen in the store.
@@calebspangle8096 honestly I’m rallying the party against our dm cuz she killed of two of the players S/O and decapitated my emotionally unstable characters best friend in front of him and she is now haunting him so we’re just gonna do what we can to get our revenge
These things didn't happen to me but they're still funny Barbarian beats villian to death with wizards spell book as an improvised weapon "hulk is wizard now" Rune knight becomes giant size- wizard casts enlarge on rune knights flail - bard rides flail into the castle "I came in like a wreaaaaacking baaaaallll and now I'm gonna killlllll you alllll"
A friend of mine spent the entire campaign playing 'Princess Pyroclastia', a goblin sorceress with a penchant for frilly pink ballet outfits, tiaras, and spells that detonate. Every day she prepared Explosive Runes, and every night she would dump whatever leftover slots she had into casting it, over and over, on a book she always had with her. Every cast, another page of Exploding Runes. She called it the Book of Boom. When they finally faced off against the BBEG, she had filled all 240 pages. She also proceeded to open the Book of Boom and throw it in the BBEG's face. He proceeded naturally to read some of the Runes, detonating them. When the Runes detonate, they destroy what they're inscribed on. When what they're inscribed on is destroyed, they detonate. The first detonation destroyed the entire book, triggering ALL TWO HUNDRED AND FRIGGING FORTY CASTINGS TO ALSO DETONATE. For a total of 1,440d6 DAMAGE, reflex for half! :D Over the course of the campaign, Princess Pyroclastia converted an ordinary book into a FREAKING TACTICAL NUKE and proceeded to VAPE the final boss with it. She had been planning this literally from the start of the campaign!
@@deonjoyner960 And power is energy, energy is mass, therefore, books are nuclear weapons-grade fissile material apparently. Prince Pyroclastia approves!
I started laughing my ass off and my friend walks by and wonder just what I'm watching. I tell him that it's the most hilarious video I've seen all day.
This campaign sounds so awesome! The shear random and unconventional characters, situations, and concepts described make this sound like one fun and wild ride!
So...the first time I had to DM D&D. It was because my friend wanted me to sit in and learn via watching their campaign. Welp...their GM was sick and canceled last minute. But since I write stories my friend asked me to fill in. They said it'd just be a random side quest, have no effect on the main story minus maybe some loot, money, and/or xp. And basically my shoddily thrown together story ended up being both.... More epic than their campaign, but also somehow managed to be more chaotic and random than even these tales of the dipshit Brigade. So I speak from experience when I say...I honestly think when D&D goes to shit like this...it is at its most fun. God god the Dwarf in these stories had me in tears though.
I don't know. For all of this to take place the Dm has to be skilled enough as it is. At some point, the Dm just gets tired of having to come up with so much stuff.
@@bradleymoore2797 ...Which is OK. The players can easily step in where the DM falls short ;) ...Possibly by getting hit with a Shrinking spell, and then falling off a cliff looney-tunes style. Not what was expected...but not complaining!
Having a hard time typing this out as I’m laughing so much. Loved this and sent it to a friend so they can laugh as well. Ah, my cheeks hurt from grinning so much.
Maybe it’s just me, but these stories were a lot more interesting when they were actual D&D stories instead of about conflict between the players and/or the DM
Chaotic Neutral is only defined as people who follow their whims, holding their personal freedom above all else. It does not mean that they choose to make decisions for the benefit of others but it does not mean they act for the sake of tormenting anyone either. Just people who are loyal to themselves and only see themselves as right.
You know, this reminds me of that time we were trying to rescue a princess and we came upon a mountaintop cave guarded by goblins. They beat me unconsious 3 times (I had a perk that let me regen 3hp per round) before I decided to cast Grease on their campfire and deepfried the lot
I'd rather have this random ass janky style of playing than any well-written railroad. It reminds me of a certain Barbarian time travel game I used to play.
My party, The Tourists, have somewhat of a less absolute chaotic game. But still it's had its absolute moments of hilarity, usually because of the unlucky rolls of my half-elf trickery cleric who has, to date: gotten sick from our goblin echo knight fighter's cooking, fainted alongside our artificer while watching a healer trying to remove the ilithid from our rogue, gotten attacked by a bear, gotten flipped off by the bear (who he flipped off and cursed out in elvish) and flunked the Arcane College entrance exam except the religion section. Hell, my party and I even came up with a high school AU during our last session, where our tabaxi rogue is the track athlete, our human wizard is the nerd in the library, our tiefling artificer is the shop class kid, and my cleric (whose god is the god of theater) is the drama club kid. I've also proposed that our goblin echo knight fighter is "the lethal chef in home ec".
I would love to play with a group like this. Players that say, I wanna try this stupid thing, DMs that say okay and don't hold back. Players willing to roll with whatever their characters come across. Making great stories and memories with a silly game, rules be damned but not forgotten. Sounds like a lot of fun and a rule nazis nightmare
I was playing a monk going way of four elements and I soaked a wood ball before the boss battle then on my first turn I held action on my next turn I threw the ball into the bosses mouth used my held action to freeze the water on the outside and expand the center kiling the boss plane creating the first ever grenade
I liked the story. Its nice when DnD channels actually post stores of games and not just bad stuff that happened between group members. Edit: This is the story that earned my sub and another like for ya.
Next time: the Dipshit Brigade attempts to take on the Tomb of Annihilation. Forgets what they're doing before they even start and proceeds to look for Stradt before getting bored after 3 minutes and decides to just go visit the Shivering Isles...
To be fair to the dipsh*t brigade, the DM didn't seem to discourage their dipsh*terry, and actively participated in it as well. 10/10, I do the same in games I run as well.
Great Emperor here, is that........ Fluttershy? Huh? And is that Grunyar Strakeln the greatest warrior who defeated a massive horde of orcs leaving him crippled, one eyed, a veteran, wise, blessed Dwerf ever?
Personally, if I was gonna reference her, I'd try a slightly subtler approach. A timid druid that, while friendly and docile enough, will not hesitate to destroy anyone or anything who threatens her forest home or herself.
Reminds me of a game in Jr. High that involved a Dragon Street Walker and her Leprechaun Pimp. Think a reverse-Bard situation. Or that one character that was afraid to be alone with a priest. Needed some healing. First touch healed some, second touch resulted in unconsciousness and an aching butt when waking up naked. Tracked him down, and the priest summoned several demons. Turns out priests of Dark gods can heal, too.
I agree. This read more like D&D notes or prompts rather than a D&D story. Unfortunately it was painful and confusing to listen to. I thought the story was funny but the writing was so hard to follow that it took away from story overall.
I want to see more and more of the dipsh*t brigade. Mr. FelixLaVulpe, Astoshan's writer, WE NEED MORE.
They are kinda awesome. And so is their DM. I usually don’t like straying from rules too much, but here it lead to some absolutely spectacular situations.
Weak...
Finding out this was Astoshan's party... than makes sense.
Respectfully? F××× that noise.
*I want a sourcebook for the dips××× brigade!*
@@TheAsvarduilProject Yes PLEASE. A whole sourcebook damn it. I know my Monday/Thursday DM would LOVE it.
The raw chaotic neutral energy from this group is astronomical
Well, this is the good side of Chaotic Neutral, the "Dipshit Brigade". XD
Better than a gang of pure Murderhoboes, at least.
@@rvpairofdicethewanderer2383 Murderhobos are chaotic evil, only doing what they want, chaotic neutral at least does something good every now and then just cause
@@rvpairofdicethewanderer2383 I love murder hobos easiest players to please
@@c0rkedchimp642 I agree my whole group would argue with you though
@@rvpairofdicethewanderer2383 Sips is another perfect example of how to do the alignment right. Seriously check out dingo doodles. Then theres Elan from the Order of the Stick...Well Chaotic Stupid but still
As a Walmart worker I guarantee a bunch of random fantasy creatures appearing in the electronic section of the store wouldn't be the weirdest thing I've seen in the store.
Can confirm that this is a 100% accurate reaction from a Walmart employee.
@@kohakuaiko I once saw a pantsless man walking a goat in a Walmart once. And I was sober. And working. And for once not sleep deprived.
@@kefkamadman ...What?
@@anthonysunseri1865 Crazy people, dude. They buy stuff at Walmart, too.
Fellow walmartian here, I completely agree with this, I might be a cart pusher but maaaan I've seen some shit
"The butt naked dwarven assassin who found Jesus"
I love D&D.
Praise be, Our lord and Savior has returned! DWARVEN JESUS
Dwarves random jesus
He was tall though
@@overlordtealover1128 Compared to a dwarf.
@@overlordtealover1128 He was a Dwarf with gigantism
A dwarf riding into battle on a Fluttershy steed. This sounds like the best D&D campaign ever!
Unexpected but welcomed find of a video.
when DnD becomes modded Skyrim
Sounds like a modded game of Skyrim.
@Zeros Alchemist XV They can be as 'creative' as they like when alone!
I wish I was involved.
"Don't you dare step on that ladder! That's my daughter!"
Me as Bard: "...! She is?"
step-daughter
@@TheCassiusTain Nappa: ....I GET IT!
@@Painfulldarksoul And bards thought seducing dragons would make them stand out.
@@marmyeater Donkey from Shrek was a Bard, Change my mind.
I read the title and immediately sent this to my party
SAME xD
Bruh same
one of my Players actually sent this to me. My party is chaotic when they really want to be
@@calebspangle8096 honestly I’m rallying the party against our dm cuz she killed of two of the players S/O and decapitated my emotionally unstable characters best friend in front of him and she is now haunting him so we’re just gonna do what we can to get our revenge
LSD&D
Totally doing some one shot stuff like this
"I twist the nips."
Oh my god.
I laughed so hard at that.
This is the most chaotic Neutral story I have ever heard in my entire life.
"...Chaotic Dumbass Energy..." there, I fixed it for you.
Dipshit Brigade: Does dipshit things
Dysfunctional Inc.: Finally, a worthy opponent! Our battle will be legendary!
play stoopid gemes, win stoopid prizees
*Both sides roll nothing but 1s for seven sessions.*
When knocking, knock softly, but firmly, because that's what we like around here, soft, firm, knockers.
"I roll for jesus" best line I'll never get to use.
Everyone, roll reflex saves.
... you fail, you fail, you also fail. Only Jesus saves.
jesus roll the die
These things didn't happen to me but they're still funny
Barbarian beats villian to death with wizards spell book as an improvised weapon "hulk is wizard now"
Rune knight becomes giant size- wizard casts enlarge on rune knights flail - bard rides flail into the castle "I came in like a wreaaaaacking baaaaallll and now I'm gonna killlllll you alllll"
A friend of mine spent the entire campaign playing 'Princess Pyroclastia', a goblin sorceress with a penchant for frilly pink ballet outfits, tiaras, and spells that detonate. Every day she prepared Explosive Runes, and every night she would dump whatever leftover slots she had into casting it, over and over, on a book she always had with her. Every cast, another page of Exploding Runes. She called it the Book of Boom.
When they finally faced off against the BBEG, she had filled all 240 pages. She also proceeded to open the Book of Boom and throw it in the BBEG's face. He proceeded naturally to read some of the Runes, detonating them.
When the Runes detonate, they destroy what they're inscribed on. When what they're inscribed on is destroyed, they detonate.
The first detonation destroyed the entire book, triggering ALL TWO HUNDRED AND FRIGGING FORTY CASTINGS TO ALSO DETONATE. For a total of 1,440d6 DAMAGE, reflex for half! :D Over the course of the campaign, Princess Pyroclastia converted an ordinary book into a FREAKING TACTICAL NUKE and proceeded to VAPE the final boss with it. She had been planning this literally from the start of the campaign!
@@GuukanKitsune That's some 4d chess. Nothing I've ever done tops that.
@@GuukanKitsune *The ultimate weapon*
@@GuukanKitsune knowledge is power.
@@deonjoyner960 And power is energy, energy is mass, therefore, books are nuclear weapons-grade fissile material apparently.
Prince Pyroclastia approves!
I started laughing my ass off and my friend walks by and wonder just what I'm watching. I tell him that it's the most hilarious video I've seen all day.
That was an amazing story, and I want to hear more of their exploits and accidents.
Open another tab with Yakkety Sax playing for full effect
This campaign sounds so awesome! The shear random and unconventional characters, situations, and concepts described make this sound like one fun and wild ride!
So...the first time I had to DM D&D. It was because my friend wanted me to sit in and learn via watching their campaign.
Welp...their GM was sick and canceled last minute. But since I write stories my friend asked me to fill in. They said it'd just be a random side quest, have no effect on the main story minus maybe some loot, money, and/or xp.
And basically my shoddily thrown together story ended up being both....
More epic than their campaign, but also somehow managed to be more chaotic and random than even these tales of the dipshit Brigade.
So I speak from experience when I say...I honestly think when D&D goes to shit like this...it is at its most fun.
God god the Dwarf in these stories had me in tears though.
never heard of this brigade but it sounds like none of them use izendors vault of tragic treasures
They don't need to, they ARE tragic treasures themselves
This is a party that had fun, but I would never be able to play with for their own safety.
Groups like The d****** Brigade is sometimes the most fun and interesting playthroughs you'll ever get
"So which setting will the new campain have?"
"Yes"
This was sort of a DM vs Player at the end but it wasn't very hateful like they often are. I enjoyed it.
I don't know. For all of this to take place the Dm has to be skilled enough as it is. At some point, the Dm just gets tired of having to come up with so much stuff.
@@bradleymoore2797 ...Which is OK. The players can easily step in where the DM falls short ;)
...Possibly by getting hit with a Shrinking spell, and then falling off a cliff looney-tunes style. Not what was expected...but not complaining!
Fluttershy can be a monster when she decides to be.
This is why you don't mess with the ponies.
There are even songs about it. Look up "The L-Train ft. 4EverfreeBrony - My Monstrosity"
My favorite, was the fact that Jesus was helping them out when they needed it.
For me it's a toss-uop between that and the mimic children.
@@marmyeater Ha, mimic children. That was indeed a new one for D&D fans. If not hilarious.
A perfect example of the old saying (paraphrased) "When you're a hammer, the whole world looks like a nail."
OPs character’s rune ideas were super clever. Really like that idea
Having a hard time typing this out as I’m laughing so much. Loved this and sent it to a friend so they can laugh as well. Ah, my cheeks hurt from grinning so much.
This... was an adventure. I’m sold!
This channel is built on the backbone of Felix's stories. lol.
"The chest moans, the dwarf is horrified."
"He touches it again."
I love the chaotic energy that was happening and it put a smile to my face
Maybe it’s just me, but these stories were a lot more interesting when they were actual D&D stories instead of about conflict between the players and/or the DM
I submitted one that was a true d&d story but it’s been nearly 2 weeks pending approval /:
Man, I love this version of Chaotic Neutral. XD
Not chaotic neutral it's
chaoticly funny
Chaotic Neutral is only defined as people who follow their whims, holding their personal freedom above all else.
It does not mean that they choose to make decisions for the benefit of others but it does not mean they act for the sake of tormenting anyone either. Just people who are loyal to themselves and only see themselves as right.
I was making a joke
12:32 Ben the exploding gnome? As in BEN THE EXPLODING GNOME!?!
When nothing goes according to plan but it works regardless.
See this right here? This is the perfect example of chaotic neutral. This is absolutely amazing and hilarious.
Yes, we are murder hobos,
Yes, we fuck shit up wherever we go. Yes, we have a lot of fun.
No, we literally have no idea what is going on
This seems like pure chaos and I like it
The classic, "I prepared explosive rune this morning." gag
MANY explosive runes, you mean.
@@nickkurzy2246 The reference comes from Order of the Stick if no one knows.
Jesus seems to be enjoying himself.
To be fair, Jesus is probably watching all that off on the sidelines laughing his ass off.
You know, this reminds me of that time we were trying to rescue a princess and we came upon a mountaintop cave guarded by goblins. They beat me unconsious 3 times (I had a perk that let me regen 3hp per round) before I decided to cast Grease on their campfire and deepfried the lot
this is just my games but scaled up like ten times and i love it
I've watched this twice, and I still don't know what's going on.
“Listen, I’m not here to tell you about Jesus. You already know about Jesus, either he lives in your heart or he doesn’t.”
FLUTTERSHY?!
Why do you look so mean fluttershy?
@@pipplays9728 she googled herself with safesearch off
@@arthurmorgan2861 oh that makes sense then
That's the reason why I clicked on this video?
"Why is a Dwarf riding on Fluttershy"
The absolute chaotic energy from these people...I need to harness it for some sort of perpetual energy machine...
Love that Fluttershy is on the thumbnail picture
It is great
at first i thought that all things DnD had just started using clickbait after the "not ty lee" one but fluttershy was actually in this one.XD
I was hoping I wasn't the only one to see that
I'm surprised it's here at all. Not complaining, just unexpected. Kinda like this story.
10:40 made the mistake of taking a drink as you said, "door knockers". Wide had to save me from choking
That edgy torture bit.... how come some people are the type of GM that reminds me of a lot of those who end up as a DO not be that guy.
My group just call our campaign Nemesis, and it can be summed up in 2 words. Trauma and Drama.
I'd rather have this random ass janky style of playing than any well-written railroad. It reminds me of a certain Barbarian time travel game I used to play.
My party, The Tourists, have somewhat of a less absolute chaotic game. But still it's had its absolute moments of hilarity, usually because of the unlucky rolls of my half-elf trickery cleric who has, to date: gotten sick from our goblin echo knight fighter's cooking, fainted alongside our artificer while watching a healer trying to remove the ilithid from our rogue, gotten attacked by a bear, gotten flipped off by the bear (who he flipped off and cursed out in elvish) and flunked the Arcane College entrance exam except the religion section.
Hell, my party and I even came up with a high school AU during our last session, where our tabaxi rogue is the track athlete, our human wizard is the nerd in the library, our tiefling artificer is the shop class kid, and my cleric (whose god is the god of theater) is the drama club kid. I've also proposed that our goblin echo knight fighter is "the lethal chef in home ec".
Great Video! I've backed that Kickstarter too :)
I want more tales of the Dipshit Brigade.
never thought I'd listen to a story so funny & crazy!
Sounds like a group that really has a lot of fun!
This answers the question; “what if D&D but Calvinball?”
I would love to play with a group like this. Players that say, I wanna try this stupid thing, DMs that say okay and don't hold back. Players willing to roll with whatever their characters come across. Making great stories and memories with a silly game, rules be damned but not forgotten. Sounds like a lot of fun and a rule nazis nightmare
Clerk looks over at WoW promotion.
"ahhhhhh, LARP'rs"
That DM is a fucking legend
D&D, RubixRaptor, AND Badger all upload in the same day? Man, this is gonna be good.
I'd love those sneakers. My barbarian would sneak around sometimes other times be very silly while zerkeing out
"Lord is on vacation" holy shit I laughed so hard. Truly a 17 minute piece lf comedic gold
Individually, none of this is _too_ wacky...
But all in one campaign? Those factors multiply off each other to ludicrous degrees!
Rick rollover the chaotic Demi god approves
Walmart health benefits are a lot better than I would have thought.
Random Jesus... RANDOM. JESUS! I LOVE IT SO MUCH!
Someone needs to make this into an animatic.
I was playing a monk going way of four elements and I soaked a wood ball before the boss battle then on my first turn I held action on my next turn I threw the ball into the bosses mouth used my held action to freeze the water on the outside and expand the center kiling the boss plane creating the first ever grenade
This escalated quickly.
I liked the story. Its nice when DnD channels actually post stores of games and not just bad stuff that happened between group members.
Edit: This is the story that earned my sub and another like for ya.
Next time: the Dipshit Brigade attempts to take on the Tomb of Annihilation. Forgets what they're doing before they even start and proceeds to look for Stradt before getting bored after 3 minutes and decides to just go visit the Shivering Isles...
This was really fun.
Amazing story
To be fair to the dipsh*t brigade, the DM didn't seem to discourage their dipsh*terry, and actively participated in it as well. 10/10, I do the same in games I run as well.
Oh my gosh I love EVERYTHING about this crew
All hail or lord, savior and executioner in all our DnD games: RNGezus
I giggled so much my cheeks and belly hurts XD
Great Emperor here, is that........ Fluttershy? Huh? And is that Grunyar Strakeln the greatest warrior who defeated a massive horde of orcs leaving him crippled, one eyed, a veteran, wise, blessed Dwerf ever?
This sounds so fun, I lost it at the mimic moaning after he "twisted the lock" 😂
Hahaha I’m making fluttershy now lol
Personally, if I was gonna reference her, I'd try a slightly subtler approach. A timid druid that, while friendly and docile enough, will not hesitate to destroy anyone or anything who threatens her forest home or herself.
Oh yeah, don't hurt Fluttershy's friends, she'll wreck house...
2nd! Always love these videos thanks All Things DnD for another post!
I live for ridiculous stories in dnd and this was beautiful from start to finish
wonderfully funny! makes the guard/greeter 40 years younger!
You need a playlist for these guys.
8 minutes in: What the heck? Wonderful story.
The Dipshit Brigade... I fucking love it.
Reminds me of a game in Jr. High that involved a Dragon Street Walker and her Leprechaun Pimp. Think a reverse-Bard situation. Or that one character that was afraid to be alone with a priest. Needed some healing. First touch healed some, second touch resulted in unconsciousness and an aching butt when waking up naked. Tracked him down, and the priest summoned several demons. Turns out priests of Dark gods can heal, too.
"I twist the nips"
I'm dead
LMFAO!!!! Sentence structure was atrocious, but still, the story was hella funny 😆
I agree. This read more like D&D notes or prompts rather than a D&D story. Unfortunately it was painful and confusing to listen to. I thought the story was funny but the writing was so hard to follow that it took away from story overall.
Chaos sweet sweet CHAOS!
Second time listening to this in 3 months...The Dipshit Brigade are the best!
Can I just point out the casual reference to Ben the exploding gnome, and how I instantly knew who he was
I absolutely lost it when the Walmart employee saw the party
-Can I take a seat?
-Don't you dare touch my son!
You know that pony in the image looks like Fluttershy from MLP.....
he literally said it was in the story. one of the players is a bronie
An unsubtle one at that.😒
Are you kidding? This is EPIC!
"The butt naked dwarves assassin who found jesus." Me: the what?🤣
I love hearing of this group.