Little did they know, techno and portal were the two toddlers that fought and now hate each other Edit: jokes aside this was really well done, these new videos have such high production quality. I applaud you!
Ok so basically a french guy pretends to be super french, goes on a date and sings with his girl, flies around, then realizes that he is not super french and then dances with her in the club? God help me please🥖🥖🥖🥖
3 years in french in school, and all my greatest achievement is being able to somewhat understand a PortalHub song... We spent a whole month on the verb aller and it's uses, "Ou est la piscine" brought flashbacks.
@@metafox6942 Yeah, and you capitalize the first letter of the sentence in case you forgot. Do you realize how much effort it is to put accents when using normal keyboards? Like, I ain't gonna put THAT much effort in for a RUclips comment.
I love this video so much, I watched it once with my grandma, and I suddenly got the urge to watch it again right now. I don't know but for some reason I just like the weird song, plus the fact Dream and Techno are just hanging out, walking around, also the scene with Tommy and Tubbo just being buds and sitting at a table chilling- this video gives me some weird sort of happiness, I don't even know anymore.
The cast of this video with some dialogue 0:01 techno and dream takin a walk 0:11 portal hub and Vanessa GIVE BAGGUETE 0:16 Patrickhubris grian tubbo man turned French not joking police called oh and some irrelevant you tubers vibing in the back 0:24 Giselle woman turned French how much farther will this go 0:38 grian Giselle tommyinnit tubbo there just vibing 0:57 hypixel he want food 1:08 skeppy he’s trying to troll people probably 1:52 FitMC he’s just fishing 1:53 mrbeast thinking about how much money he’s given away 1:57 dream again ok 1:59 dream gets his boy techno 2:13 FitMC spotted fishing AGAIN *not clickbait* 2:17 jschlatt he’s vibing to that music 2:27 Georgenotfound he has not been found yet This took forever and I’m using my 1:00am stupid brain to do this
@@pepitedechocolat8283 the joke is that a lot of the time people misspell his name as grain, and so he was joking that grain is the real character and grian is fake
I watch this everyday to teach me French since we need to learn it in Canada. I went as far as bring this to my French teacher and she shows it to kindergarteners to teach them French relatably she has done it 3 times so far....
Pov : bah enfaite c'est ma journée de tous les jours (nan c'est faux c'est remplis de clichés, en plus il gere bien l'accent de l'anglais qui essaye de parler francais pour un francais)
thanks! if you watch the original video for the song you'll understand why I used the hopper minecart, it was the closest I could find to a supermarket kart ahaha
![Felix "Unfair" | [Stray Kids : SKZ-PLAYER]](http://i.ytimg.com/vi/Oswujxm2Ag0/mqdefault.jpg)
i showed this to wheat.
now it's a baguette.
bruh
Now is pain
HON HON HON
@@rpoklmproduction6859 P̶̢̢̢̡̧̧̧̢̡̨̨̜̟͓̫̜̳̯̬̫̠̲̬̖̼̜̬͎̳͉̳͓̗̟̘͚͍̭̖͎͍̖̲͈͙͙̪͔̱͎̰̺͖͖̫͎̠̠̹͖̼̰͌͗̐̀̓̽̿̐̿̇͊͗͗̎̈́́͐͆́̓͗̒̿̂̄̾̔͌͛̐̑́̽̊̀̏̀̋̊͗̊̑̌͊̄̀͗͊̆̈́̒̄̌͛̃̕̚̚̕͘̚̕̕͘͜͜͜͠͝ͅȦ̷̢̨̡̢̨͎̠͕̯̝̘͔̲͈̯͎͕̝͖̲͔̹̫̗̮͚͈͍̜̗͍̙̰̲̥͙̗͎̫͎̦̱̤̹̣̱̫͍̯͎͔̬͈̲͔̲̼̱̠͓̥̩̮͔͎͔̳̭̱̞͉̠̮͚͙̥̯̫̰̼̲̦̠̯̜̘̮͎͚̼͉̭̤͓͍̠̤̰͎̲̩͐̒̈́̓̎̓̈́̇̊̓̓̈́̒͛̀͛́̈́́͛̊̈̎̐͐́̐̒̕͘͜͜͜͠ͅͅͅͅḮ̴̡̛͔̮̮̻̞͓̤͙͖͔̜̱͖͕͎̼̪͙̬̞̩̳͔̟͖̩͚͎̫̯̦̟͈̻̝̯͚̜̖̾̎͌̄̄̑͆͋̈́̄̒́̇̀́͗̅̃͒͊̈̅̐͆̑͐̿̓̏̈̈́̂̑̈́̅̐̄̈́̈́̉̓͗͛͒̆̽͒́͗̄̋̍̊̆̀̽̉̾̇́͂̅̍̋̀͂́̎̓̊͋̕̕͘͝͝͝͝͠͝N̷̢̧̨̢̧̢̨̢̡̨͇̖̠̰̜̰̣̣̖̘͓̳̞̳̤̠͕͙̣͖̼̺̭͓̣͙̤̪̻̗̤̹̹͈͎̻̘̩͖̪̳̗̯͖̪͎̞̱̹̩̣͓̬͔̳͍̞̭͔̦̩̟͍͉͎̤̼̘̖͔̱̮̪̩̳̗̤͈͎̞̠̝̠̮͔͙̿͆̌̽̅̏͒̔̇̂̅̔̿̈̄̀̐̓̂͐̒͑͆̂̑̎͋̋̉̓̍̀̉̾̎̔̔̈̇̔̑̚͘̕̚͜͜͜͝͝͝ͅͅ
Now its OUIt.
I was on the edge of my seat expecting Technoblade to slaughter them throughout the entire song because of that damn thumbnail
he.. he did :'(
Yea same I remember he joked about not liking French bc of his school
@@AnOverratedMon2024 A... joke?
@@Ivan-jp4hc yea
*I think of a same thing*
„Oui“
- Sun Tzu, the Art of War
@@mat1308 did anyone ask
@@theraviolimonster6938 hey, who was the first comment on the pinned comment?
There, someone asked
@@badabing9402 oh no!, WHAT MUST I DO!!!!
@@theraviolimonster6938 you must delete your comment
JK
I just noticed, the girl named "Giselle" was also the name of the artist who made the song "Silk" which was used in PortalHub's other video
Which one?
@@maddoxchi9345 the “I wasted 100h to make this” one
@@desahu1088 oh ty
I noticed that one aswell
Damn
When the lyrics said “where is the book” I half expected a clip of techno screaming DÓNDE ESTÁ LA BIBLIOTECAAA
Dónde está la biblioteca is Spanish tho
@@napphire1515 close enough, both are Romance languages
??????
You're in this video and you don't like it
y'a rien qui va
Yes
POUR
QUOI?
Quesque tu fais là toi mdr
Why is it so accurate?
You're in this video and you don't like it
@@PortalHub I love it
MDR MULTICORT AUSSI, mais vous foutez quoi tous là XD
Ahah toi aussi t la
@@PortalHub wait where ?
I watched it but I still have no idea what this is.
I think we just seen the cursed Frence But im not sure
i dont even wanna guess
Same
It's a lot of french stereotypes because I don't see that "types" of people in the street x)
@@Thisis_Jordie the stereotype France you just saw
A copy of the U.S.A is what I see
0:08 "Boulangerie La Grosse Baguette" Why is this so funny to me
oh this is funny french joke
A cursed French joke 😂😅
My grosse baguette
@@clue6775 uh-😅
@@muxhu8259 😅
This video fills me with indescribable joy.
Little did they know, techno and portal were the two toddlers that fought and now hate each other
Edit: jokes aside this was really well done, these new videos have such high production quality. I applaud you!
They both ask where is the library coincidence I think not
That means portalhub is gonna be anti french bombed
@@skelet8337 AYYYYYY CARAMBA DONDE ESTA LA BIBLIOTEQUA
@@conorbergan4843 go down do road on the second section go right and it will be right infront of you have a nice day
Last time I was this early technoblade didn't smoke 10 packs a day
he smokes 100 now
He doesn’t
(I hope I’m not getting wooshed)
@@mr.zapper3356 woooosh, I had to, I wasn’t gonna, but I have to now
@@dogsarenice3054 you are outdated
@@skelet8337 you are your a week late
The fact that the girl’s name switches from Vanessa to Giselle has me laughing way harder than I should be.
I'm so happy you noticed lol, same, my name changes in the video from PortalHub to PatrickHubris
@@PortalHub giselle silk...
I'm french, and i have to look at the english subtitles sometimes to understand what they are saying lmaooo
I DIDNT REALIZE THIS IS AN OBSCURE REFERENCE FROM 12 YEARS AGO SO I THOUGHT IT WAS A WEIRD RANDOM THING YOU MADE IT ALL MAKES SENSE NOW
explain i need it
now 13 years
@@temmieeee6913 flight of the Conchords foux du fa fa.
1:16 "hello my small foreign currency exchange office" bruh
How to be french:
Make french noises
Punctuate your sentences with baguette
Ok so basically a french guy pretends to be super french, goes on a date and sings with his girl, flies around, then realizes that he is not super french and then dances with her in the club?
God help me please🥖🥖🥖🥖
Yeah
Where did you get that nice profile pic
@@tentthetent I don't know, do you?
I don’t know either ;-;
@@tentthetent I guess we'll never know...
It would have never occured to me that Minecraft could be so romantic
Awong Us when its Player count was at its peak : *First time ?*
@@user83nf3 uhm
Ok?
Me after learning like 15 phrases in French:
“Well done portalhub, the kindest of the Frenchmen”
-Sun Tzu,
The art of Baguette
Baguette!
Hon Hon Hon
lmao
French that I know: baguette and croissant
French that I know: French fry
Oui
Bruh i only know baguette croissant and hon hon hon
Baget and quason
Me:
Bonjor
3 years in french in school, and all my greatest achievement is being able to somewhat understand a PortalHub song... We spent a whole month on the verb aller and it's uses, "Ou est la piscine" brought flashbacks.
hmmm... it's "où est la piscine" and not "ou est la piscine"
@@metafox6942 Yeah, and you capitalize the first letter of the sentence in case you forgot. Do you realize how much effort it is to put accents when using normal keyboards? Like, I ain't gonna put THAT much effort in for a RUclips comment.
Où est la piss in?
@@chadzack9748 i mean even french ppl dont take that much effort
As a French person I can confirm this isnt exaggerated in any way.
Toi aussi tu chante "fu du Fafa" toute la journée?
@@bobinard9759 oui, c'est la meilleure chanson. Même si je ne sais pas vraiment de quoi il s'agit, je ne l'ai jamais entendu ici.
@@bobinard9759 🤣👌
foux du fafa foux du fafafafa aah eeh ah !
toi aussi ta boulangerie du coin elle s'appelle "la grosse baguette" non?
2:00 if you pause at the right time you can see Techno dashing with a Netherite sword at Patrick Hubris
.25 speed
this made me burst out laughing randomly
@@PortalHub I laughed too when I saw it X)
even in 0.25 that is so fast
mans speedrunning the Oscar awards over here
jeez these last videos you’ve uploaded have been complete masterpieces
Despite all the french stereotypes i really like the french accent :D
Im sorry to disappoint you but this is definetively not a french accent lol
Dude just what... Baguette
just its more canada accent than french man
its litterally a new zealander singing search up flight of the conchords french song
@@theo8440 oui j'ai même du mal à le comprendre
I’m trying to annoy my FBI agent as much as possible...
Same bro
I like this it’s actually sick make more of these please
0:55 half your head isn't needed anyway
That explains Hypixels latest decisions
@@Dawn.tless. LMAO NICE ONE
*They just keep the head to show that they make good decisions*
*They don't even need a head*
On est confinés depuis a peine deux jours et on en est déjà là
C rien c le reconfinement
Bienvenue xD
Repartis pour une deuxième vague, au moins on va avoir le temps de se faire chier
Lol auf einen französischen Kommentar in einem englischen Video deutsch antworten feels good
Sauf quand dois quand même bosser
C'est très rapide quand même xD
Alternate title:
Pov: ur akinsoft
Les gens qui parles en français ils ont tellement de CARISME
This should be titled "Do not click if you're french" I'm litterally shaking and crying rn
You have no idea how much joy this video have brought me, this is the most beautiful thing I've seen in a long time
‘Please DO NOT click this if you’re not French’
*proceeds to add English subtitles*
POV: It's time to join Napoleon's army but got side-tracked by random things
idk why this just got recommended but this song is somehow really fire
This is just a beautiful song, if that’s even what this is.
MY EARS BLESS U
And the male voice is sound's like snoop dog after smooking weed
The song is Foux du Fafa by flight of the concords
*Soup Of The Day* : I Exist
Giselle: INTO SOMEBODY ELSES SHOPPING CART
*Bruh Materializes Out Of Thin Air*
I love this video so much, I watched it once with my grandma, and I suddenly got the urge to watch it again right now. I don't know but for some reason I just like the weird song, plus the fact Dream and Techno are just hanging out, walking around, also the scene with Tommy and Tubbo just being buds and sitting at a table chilling- this video gives me some weird sort of happiness, I don't even know anymore.
Only true notification squads will remember when this was called "POV: You're French" and the thumbnail was laser technoblade
Great vid best thing I have ever watched honestly
You commented this during premiere..
@@possessionless9345 hey hey thats not the point
That’s awesome lol
Same XD
Lmao i thought no one else knew this song
And this is how other country see us french that's.... (Baguette)
flight of the concords oui oui oui
This too well made for a french meme
And i love it
When he said "hon hon hon" I felt that.
It felt deep
That's what she said
im sorry but you appear to be saying 'hon' wrong
this is how its actually spelled:
*HOOOOOUUUUUUUUUUUUUGNNGNGNGNGNGNNHHHHHHHHHHHH*
LMAO, Hub your vidoes keep getting dumber and better at the same time
Ty portalhub for the heart ily
By far some of the if not the best skyblock vidoes i have ever seen
0:30: *HON HON HON*
I didn't know that french speak like that, I didn't know that *I* speak like this x) Thx for this video
Video: DO NOT click if you're not French 🇫🇷
Me from Poland: *click*
Me too lol don’t know why
anyone wanna talk about how smooth that double player spin was?
oof im watching dis now the second time this is actually sickkk
I almost dropped my crossant
This is oddly satisfying ! The textures , skins , voices , language , everything !
ive seen this video like 300 times and i still enjoy it
I am Intrigued, weirded our and now PortalHub simps a girl.
Is anyone just now realizing that portalhub didn't make this song
This made me realize how handsome of a language French is
I am french and don't understand why this video was made but i really loved it
0:13 suddenly you are French
NAN PORTAL T'ES PAS AUTORISÉ
En vrai je suis mort xD
You made my day.
IL EST ALLÉ TROP LONG
(dans le rire)
I feel like there is a storyline im missing here.
The cast of this video with some dialogue
0:01 techno and dream takin a walk
0:11 portal hub and Vanessa GIVE BAGGUETE
0:16 Patrickhubris grian tubbo man turned French not joking police called oh and some irrelevant you tubers vibing in the back
0:24 Giselle woman turned French how much farther will this go
0:38 grian Giselle tommyinnit tubbo there just vibing
0:57 hypixel he want food
1:08 skeppy he’s trying to troll people probably
1:52 FitMC he’s just fishing
1:53 mrbeast thinking about how much money he’s given away
1:57 dream again ok
1:59 dream gets his boy techno
2:13 FitMC spotted fishing AGAIN *not clickbait*
2:17 jschlatt he’s vibing to that music
2:27 Georgenotfound he has not been found yet
This took forever and I’m using my 1:00am stupid brain to do this
I may have missed some sorry
0:38 techno and dream racing on carts
Is that real Grian Techno Dream and others
They probably got people to put on there skins on
@@Toastii_Art but does Minecraft allow people to have the same ign in game? I’m not quite sure about that
who understands this without subtitles
As a french, this is perhaps the most stereotypical shit i have ever seen of my country, tho hilarious.
Im not french and i understood the video.. Apparently school did learn me something.
Bruh I'm french and it was hard to understand what he's saying
0:37 who is this grian character? I think you mean grain
It's actually a youtuber from hermitcraft
@@pepitedechocolat8283 it was a goddamn joke
@@Dan.114 ho i thought it was for real. Sorry
@@pepitedechocolat8283 the joke is that a lot of the time people misspell his name as grain, and so he was joking that grain is the real character and grian is fake
And Tommyinnit behind XD
Imagine commenting after the premiere smh my head
lol
smh means shake may head u cant say shake my head my head wtf :/
Me an american: I am confusion. My brother that knows french: *Heavy breathing*
I was doing work and autoplay was on and I got very disturbed
I watch this everyday to teach me French since we need to learn it in Canada. I went as far as bring this to my French teacher and she shows it to kindergarteners to teach them French relatably she has done it 3 times so far....
AH CA C'EST DROLE DIS DONC
En vrai c'est drôle
mdr
Pov : bah enfaite c'est ma journée de tous les jours
(nan c'est faux c'est remplis de clichés, en plus il gere bien l'accent de l'anglais qui essaye de parler francais pour un francais)
Trop de cliché
Un Français qui imite un anglais qui parle français, faut le faire quand même
si
I'm french and I like the way you just say random sh*t like "baguette" or "hon hon hon. XD
We need a sequel that takes place in the distant future the year 2000.
as a french person, I can confirm that is how every conversation rolls out
I love the creativity with the hopper minecart, that was actually pretty cool
thanks! if you watch the original video for the song you'll understand why I used the hopper minecart, it was the closest I could find to a supermarket kart ahaha
Didn’t know you could fit that many stereotypes in 3 minutes, good job !(France hates you know tho)
Me clicking this video even though I'm not French: krime
Me bullshitting a test in french class:
:0 *gasp*
A heart from the creator!
This officially made my day
Wtf how did my phone turn into a baguette
Portal hub is turning into something much bigger then our small brains can comprehend
Tout les francais en sueur xD
All French people in sweat xD
i do not know what this means but i am vibing
Bonjour de France !
Girls: I like bad boys
Me: I clicked a video that was only for French people even though I’m not French
Wait it says My boyfriend voiced Giselle. Portal, come out the closet now
i'm french, i can confirm this is how we speak
Tu troll pr rien
Je sais
Incroyable !🇫🇷
1:58 salut dream
Original title: POV: Your a French Man
Je dois être fatigué...
Im a french canadian and I cannot relate to this.
My blood is maple.
as an american i can certify that this is a proper rendition of french culture
As a french person this is hilarious
I appreciate the fact that I am not the only one who likes flight of the conchords
0:04 Wilbur just chilling in the corner.
👁👄👁
Nice catch
@@PortalHub There's also techno and dream
The Soup of the Day!
*proceeds to throw it in Skeppy’s cart*
the actor that played giselle messed up but it was too funny not to keep
honestly didn't expect flight of the concords
Me who read the title as do not click this if you are french : “sometimes my genius, it’s almost frightening”