Oh my I hadn't laughed so hard in years! This guy made me laugh so much and it felt so good! Thank you sir. God bless you and keep those jokes coming LOL!
THEY SURE ARE WANT TO HEAR MY STORY I was a teenager. I was late for school trying to be inconspicuous about sliding into the room slowly I felt a dart coming on I tightened my butt geeks thinking this will subdue it but it did just the opposite loloololololol
Loved it! Thanks for sharing. The colonoscopy gas is pretty fun, or at least I found it very funny after my 1st one at home farting for hours afterward still under the effects of the twilight medication.
I used to work at home depot, 13 years total. I can not believe how many times I have witnessed people crapping their pants. Dont even get me started about the display toilets. I was helping this one lady and as I was talking to her she just grabbed her stomach and groaned and just let out really runny poop. I sort of got my distance and she just kept going. We got her some painters pants after it was all done and she said she took mag citrate and did'nt think it would be that bad. Yikes!!
"Stewardess-technician" - that was brilliant and didn't get as big of a laugh as it deserved. This was brutally funny, realism comedy can make you laugh from sympathy or anticipation of the same thing happening to you as you age.
The similarity with this to Billy Conolly's colonoscopy story makes you ask who did the routine first. Both switched from the colonoscopy part to the testicles and prostate exam tale.
my father and step mother are in their 80s and both are hard of hearing. When we go to visit my step mother will rip some of the bigs farts acting like she and no one else can hear them.
Yep. I had the abdominal equivalent. They stuck a 6" needle into my stomach to look at my internals. Pumped in some kind of gas until I looked like I was 9 months pregnant. I'm not exaggerating. HUGE. The needle was no fun, but I couldn't even fart it out! I just had to wait for it to "dissipate", as the "stewardess-technician" described it to me. I couldn't even sit in the front seat going home. I had to lie down in the back. Took two days to go away. I wanted to go back over there and knock that doctor out.
the craziest part was in 1990, ten years previous, i had a sigmoidoscopy, and the pain was not there. About 9years later, in 2000, i had the other sigmoidoscopy, and it hurt from the pressure of all that gas sent into my lower intestines.
The "Comedy Now!" series ran in Canada from 1997-2014. While it showcased excellent homegrown talent like John Wing and Russell Peters, most of the "comedians" made you wonder who they had to blow so they could get on camera to blow even harder. I often thought they should change the title to "Comedy? When?". Hence the laugh track. You're right, they should have skipped it for a talent like Wing, but at least some poor laugh track technician got to feed their family for another day.
First thought, just a roast line: Actual Dwight Schrute is funnier Second thought: that anti-fat medication is a laxative that is lying to you and the shits are the feature, not a side effect.
"You forgot your walker!"... Totally lost it there.
I don't care how many times I see this, I'm in tears each time. This guy is amazingly funny
ME TOO THE TEN STORY CONTINUOUS FART
Yes he sure is, I love it!
Hilarious stuff, truly. Everyone, at some point in time, has experienced this. Well maybe not for ten floors but in public where you can't escape.
Made me think of Blazing Saddles and them eating beans around the campfire.
More beans please.
I'd say you've had enough!!!
I kept waiting for the campfire to flare up lol.
6 right g6
anytime there is farting spoken of,i will watch it,because farting is what makes life more interesting
Yeahhh have u ever heard a musical one I have
It sure does
Oh my I hadn't laughed so hard in years! This guy made me laugh so much and it felt so good! Thank you sir. God bless you and keep those jokes coming LOL!
I DON'T THINK HE MADE THIS UP I THINK THIS IS EXPERIENCE BUT OMG FARTS MAKE ME LAUGH I CAN'T HELP IT NEVER HAVE BEEN ABLE NOT TO LAUGH
I loved this, my eyes are watering!
My stomach hurts from laughing so hard! 😂😂😂😂
He should talk about what happened when he drove home. I bet his car never ran out of gas.
Totally miss watching John, his vintage stuff came out in the nineties.
I am dying here...this is the BEST damn thing I have seen in YEARS....thank you, thank you, thank you.....
even tho he is only saying what happend , i got a good laugh .im a guy with fart humor.
"You forgot your walker!"
Farts are ALWAYS funny! Seriously - they ARE !
Yep, they'll never go out of style
THEY SURE ARE WANT TO HEAR MY STORY I was a teenager. I was late for school trying to be inconspicuous about sliding into the room slowly I felt a dart coming on I tightened my butt geeks thinking this will subdue it but it did just the opposite loloololololol
Yessssssssss they are and the squeakers are the most funny next to motorcycycle farts
Loved it! Thanks for sharing. The colonoscopy gas is pretty fun, or at least I found it very funny after my 1st one at home farting for hours afterward still under the effects of the twilight medication.
The ten story continuous Fart lololol
I once had a three minute continuous farr at church it was an SBD thank God but was I embarrassed!!!!
Fart LOL not farr
Hilarious, he has perfect timing
I laughed way to hard at this!🤣
Good nothing wrong with that I believe god did that on purpose remember laughter is medicine
GOD
This too shall pass! Funny! Guess we never grow up.
It's happened to too,I had made it to the lobby checking out. And they worry about someone smoking.
I didn’t know Stephen King became a stand-up comic.
The word "comic" implies funny. That pretty much precludes King lol.
He looks like Stephen King
I was bout to say the same
of course , Stephan King is his mother.
He looks sane.
Damn good fart joke.nothing like fresh fart jokes
I'm sorry don't think it was a joke I've let a longggggvv One befire lololo
Better believe it I'm female They alwats Ade me laugh much yo my mons chagrin lolololol
My Uncle once told me, Never waste a Bonner and Never trust a Fart.
And never miss an opportunity to go to the bathroom. Put these on your..."Bucket List".
Funny stuff. A real gas!
Sorry, couldn’t help myself!
FART! 😊
One of my favorite lines from John is that his last name is Chinese. It means arm of a bird. :)
The elevator starts going back up to the 10th floor, under rocket propulsion.
Another fun thing is to go to Walmart forgetting that you took mag citrate a couple hours ago and haven't moved around much until you're in the store.
I used to work at home depot, 13 years total. I can not believe how many times I have witnessed people crapping their pants. Dont even get me started about the display toilets. I was helping this one lady and as I was talking to her she just grabbed her stomach and groaned and just let out really runny poop. I sort of got my distance and she just kept going. We got her some painters pants after it was all done and she said she took mag citrate and did'nt think it would be that bad. Yikes!!
@@jasonduke3608 Can you imagine what would have happened if she had 2 cups of coffee and a bran muffin?
@@billd3356
Yikes! And eewww lol
Laughed out loud at this.
The 10 story continuous fart hilarious
any mention of caca poo poo doody all warm soft and squishy has em rolling in da aisles every time..
Great delivery!
Oh my did i laugh? So much and loved it! Thank you!
Oh gosh...choking and in tears...love this one...🤣🤣🤣
Robin William's got some jokes off this gentleman!
Hey Kaiser, you're supposed to hold the guy in his bed until he gives the air back.
Laughed til I cried! 🤣😂😅🤣😂😅
Me too - and that doesn't happen often.
Same!
And me!
Lol. That was a gas.
This is GOLD!!!
I am laughing my ass off!
"Stewardess-technician" - that was brilliant and didn't get as big of a laugh as it deserved. This was brutally funny, realism comedy can make you laugh from sympathy or anticipation of the same thing happening to you as you age.
Awesome
I love John Wing If I needvyo laugh he's right up there with Brian Regan
I farted once but blamed the arsehole behind me.
The similarity with this to Billy Conolly's colonoscopy story makes you ask who did the routine first. Both switched from the colonoscopy part to the testicles and prostate exam tale.
Now that's a joke! 😂
Too funny!
my father and step mother are in their 80s and both are hard of hearing. When we go to visit my step mother will rip some of the bigs farts acting like she and no one else can hear them.
John?
Hand over your Canadian passport please.😑
Isn't sixty five centimeters two feet two inches?🤗😁🤗
Hilarious!
OMG Hilarious
I had a sigmoidoscopy! It was downright painful! They had to reschedule and gave me a straight up colonoscopy. I was sedated for that one.
Yep. I had the abdominal equivalent. They stuck a 6" needle into my stomach to look at my internals. Pumped in some kind of gas until I looked like I was 9 months pregnant. I'm not exaggerating. HUGE.
The needle was no fun, but I couldn't even fart it out! I just had to wait for it to "dissipate", as the "stewardess-technician" described it to me.
I couldn't even sit in the front seat going home. I had to lie down in the back. Took two days to go away. I wanted to go back over there and knock that doctor out.
They're supposed to put u out I was all the way out
the craziest part was in 1990, ten years previous, i had a sigmoidoscopy, and the pain was not there. About 9years later, in 2000, i had the other sigmoidoscopy, and it hurt from the pressure of all that gas sent into my lower intestines.
They're supposed to put you put omg whatta crazy doctor
I used to live on a diet of bud light and junk food. Had 5 to 10 bowel movements a day. I gained 40 pounds.
I swear I had the same thing, but didn't go to a doctor to attain it.
Mine happened at church lolololo thank God it didn't smell and I only knew
Gold!!!😝😝😝😝
must have been the beans !!!
I found this rather humorous
John Wing is hilarious!
Why do farts stink? So deaf people can enjoy them as well..
Nothing says good eating like oily discharge. Sorry Bill, sorry if you were in the line of fire.
Wow LOL
Proof you can be hilarious without obscenity
That story was a real gas..
FART! 🤣
What a challenge!!!!!
things are looking up !!!! 3:31
Oily discharge. Increase chance to have the inability to control it..... Katt Williams stoke this guys joke
D#m -he's right i checked...
2 feet, 1 inch.....😳
Dying!!!!
I add legos to my eggos keeps me regular
sudden explosive diaherreehaw !!! 1:18
motorboating !!! 7:15
Under the canned laughter did anyone in the audience laugh?
The "Comedy Now!" series ran in Canada from 1997-2014. While it showcased excellent homegrown talent like John Wing and Russell Peters, most of the "comedians" made you wonder who they had to blow so they could get on camera to blow even harder. I often thought they should change the title to "Comedy? When?". Hence the laugh track. You're right, they should have skipped it for a talent like Wing, but at least some poor laugh track technician got to feed their family for another day.
I doubt it... that was really weak.
😂👋🏿
Very funny
😂😂😂
Wrong prostate is 50
First thought, just a roast line: Actual Dwight Schrute is funnier
Second thought: that anti-fat medication is a laxative that is lying to you and the shits are the feature, not a side effect.
Classic routine . Why didn’t he become a huge star like some other comedians ?
HE SHOULD HAVE
S
this is old
Is that fake audience laughter...who laughs like that?
True. Hate obnoxious laugh tracks.
This guy isn't that funny
Too funny!