The Night King's True Identity

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  • Опубликовано: 19 май 2024
  • (this video is an april fools joke please stop taking it seriously it's so obviously sarcastic)
    there! hopefully this video will finally put this discussion to rest! i don't want to hear anything else about it!
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    my bros for today's video are: Aglahir, aug, Blue Mustard, Glanus, Ingvald, Hoverarm, more moths, Samsoom, Simcoe, Stay78, Waffl, and Ondreas. oh and also TheRealShen, FyR, and Burak Erkul. gonna go sleep now.
    it's still april 1 for a few more hours in... some places! see you in a few weeks ;)
    0:00 Introduction
    0:41 Possibilities
    2:52 Undead Dragon
    3:55 Northbound Targaryens
    5:11 Casting
    8:51 Counter-Arguments
    9:58 Conclusion
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Комментарии • 1,4 тыс.

  • @Glidus
    @Glidus  3 года назад +2257

    It concerns me how many people are taking this video at face value.

    • @ez3384
      @ez3384 3 года назад +29

      What are you up to Glidus? Where can we find more of your work? The fans are hungry for more more more 😛

    • @drd675
      @drd675 3 года назад +65

      I mean, in the literal first second I knew this was a meme. Masterfully crafted final season lol

    • @tooslow4065
      @tooslow4065 3 года назад +12

      so this is clickbait then? glad i didnt start to watch. and glad i'm not subscribing. or liking.

    • @Glidus
      @Glidus  3 года назад +194

      @@tooslow4065 no it's a joke, what an outrageous assumption on your part

    • @tooslow4065
      @tooslow4065 3 года назад +7

      @@Glidus I didn't find it funny. Maybe try starting with 'roses are red' next time.

  • @AltShiftX
    @AltShiftX 3 года назад +3884

    It all makes sense now

    • @joebimen
      @joebimen 3 года назад +153

      The man the myth the legend is here

    • @Glidus
      @Glidus  3 года назад +738

      couldn't have done it without your work proving that the mountain is podrick on hot pie's shoulders

    • @dylanbell268
      @dylanbell268 3 года назад +27

      He can’t take it back, it was uploaded on the 2nd. Dad is being perfectly serious

    • @SaltoDaKid
      @SaltoDaKid 3 года назад +53

      Need collaboration where we talk why Robert is secretly a virgin and Podrick is actually all the 7 gods.

    • @soukikismet2485
      @soukikismet2485 3 года назад +1

      Oh damn i didnt even know that my comment was the same as yours word for word

  • @maryd7753
    @maryd7753 3 года назад +3074

    the real night king is the friends we made along the way

    • @danieldelanoche2015
      @danieldelanoche2015 3 года назад +13

      The real Seal Of Orichalcos

    • @thekarmicbrat
      @thekarmicbrat 3 года назад +5

      is that a One Piece reference

    • @crazychickenakame
      @crazychickenakame 3 года назад +17

      Thanks for making me laugh for the first time today

    • @davemccombs
      @davemccombs 3 года назад

      L

    • @gwh3013
      @gwh3013 3 года назад +2

      It's about family and that's what makes it so powerful

  • @Haedox
    @Haedox 3 года назад +1867

    ser pounce is both azor ahai and the night king

    • @Glidus
      @Glidus  3 года назад +220

      this is true and i love you

    • @SaltoDaKid
      @SaltoDaKid 3 года назад +35

      Alt Shift X already proved he’s Azor Anai and true heir to the throne. Why Rhaegar need have 3 kids to protect his claim. Cause remember all Targaryen are mad cause coin flipping is 50/55 in world of GoT. So since he lost he was salty and if you heat up salt it will desolve. So he had to freeze him self in the beyond the wall to remember his history but once he got there he couldn’t speak no more and lost his hair.

    • @basedchimera5859
      @basedchimera5859 3 года назад +1

      Get help

    • @tommenbaratheon3612
      @tommenbaratheon3612 3 года назад +3

      FAX

    • @tommenbaratheon3612
      @tommenbaratheon3612 3 года назад +5

      Ser Pounce is the best cat ever :)

  • @akaErma
    @akaErma 3 года назад +1627

    "that's before he knew he was a Targaryen so of course he wouldn't be fireproof yet" sound logic, water tight

    • @Glidus
      @Glidus  3 года назад +279

      that is my favourite line in this video

    • @triggerwarning5911
      @triggerwarning5911 3 года назад +53

      @@Glidus same. Makes perfect sense right? Its like the placebo effect 😂

    • @jezebulls
      @jezebulls 2 года назад +15

      It’s been scientifically proven

    • @Yami1300
      @Yami1300 2 года назад +17

      You aren't special unless you know you are special

    • @KaritKtana
      @KaritKtana Год назад +3

      That's some (reverse) Wiley E. Coyote s**t! 😂

  • @buranrpg2802
    @buranrpg2802 3 года назад +2508

    Bro you are the night king at this point. Resurrecting a show that basically did a Tommen in slow motion

    • @ladyphoenixgrey3923
      @ladyphoenixgrey3923 3 года назад +23

      🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @saymyname2417
      @saymyname2417 3 года назад +10

      I thought that *I* was the Night King...
      But I may be wrong and you may be right.
      Happy Easter ya'll 🤣😂🤣 !

    • @freshtalk4312
      @freshtalk4312 3 года назад +33

      We've all kinda forgotten about GoT due to the horrible last seasons after having been involved so much over so many years haven't we?

    • @eid8fkebe7f27ejdjdjduyhsvqhwu2
      @eid8fkebe7f27ejdjdjduyhsvqhwu2 3 года назад +40

      @@freshtalk4312 Looking at the books or thinking about the show is like remembering your child who did something horrible and sits in prison for years to come. You love them, but the grief is too much.

    • @mckennalauren
      @mckennalauren 3 года назад +18

      LMAAAOOO THAT SHIT KILLLLLLED ME (and tommen)

  • @bluto5229
    @bluto5229 3 года назад +906

    I think the Night King actually Sam's 6000 year old baby

    • @saymyname2417
      @saymyname2417 3 года назад +30

      Gilly's baby. Not Sam's.

    • @bezirochepolska1295
      @bezirochepolska1295 3 года назад +10

      Maybe The Night King is Bran from future.

    • @hardbodyfitnessandmotivati6743
      @hardbodyfitnessandmotivati6743 3 года назад +4

      That would have been a great way to go if we had good writers. Good call!

    • @Markone99
      @Markone99 2 года назад +6

      @@saymyname2417 Sam is literally his mother, he birthed him and you know it

    • @saymyname2417
      @saymyname2417 2 года назад

      @@Markone99 - Oh, yes well... THAT makes so much more sense... 😁😹

  • @superdoonz1
    @superdoonz1 3 года назад +832

    In all seriousness, you literally put a billion times more work and effort into this silly video than the actual show writers for the actual show.

    • @Ma55ey
      @Ma55ey 3 года назад +14

      round of applause for this comment......... Hands up if you're still mad as hell....... lol

    • @miss_conduct.
      @miss_conduct. 2 года назад +4

      That's so dramatic.
      The show was good. Just not the last 2.5 seasons.
      I feel like ppl be pissing on the whole show because it's trendy, like that's what you do nowadays.
      I only piss on the 7th and 8th because these seasons ACTUALLY deserve it.

    • @j.a.b.nijenhuis8124
      @j.a.b.nijenhuis8124 2 года назад +13

      @@miss_conduct. plz no. Season 8 was horrible, 7 was really bad, 6 had some good parts mixed with mindbogeling stupid mistakes character-breaking moments and completely lore-breaking moments. And season 5 basicly the same as 6, just with a slightly better balance between good and mind-numbing bad

    • @valb9111
      @valb9111 2 года назад +1

      Oh yes I'm still mad about the final season. Angry about too much to put into this commentary so here's my biggest gripe. Why couldn't Jon/Rhaegar take the iron throne? Bran could never be lord of anything yet somehow this rule was overlooked for him but not for Jon? Makes no sense, truly the worst writing ever

    • @roostewrum
      @roostewrum 2 года назад +3

      @@j.a.b.nijenhuis8124 S5 is the one that broke me. I stopped watching then. Its only now years later that I'm catching up on all the rage. Glidus is scratching an itch.

  • @sirocco2810
    @sirocco2810 3 года назад +706

    "Left viewer around the world satisfied"
    Just want you to know that I paused, liked and commented this simply because of how funny the singular "viewer" is.

    • @robjgolde3221
      @robjgolde3221 3 года назад +22

      Came to comment on that as well. Absolutely hilarious.

    • @nickcage3703
      @nickcage3703 2 года назад +7

      I didnt even notice that lol

    • @PiousMoltar
      @PiousMoltar Год назад

      That too is the moment I clicked like. And replayed it twice before continuing.

  • @GalacticArchive0
    @GalacticArchive0 3 года назад +366

    Tinfoil is my favorite flavor of ice cream

  • @Lundah
    @Lundah 3 года назад +783

    Targaryens were KINGS and their most defining feature was their WHITE hair. So clearly the KING of the WHITE walkers would be a Targaryen and all the WHITE walkers would be Targaryen bastard descendants! It was even hinted at as early as season one: THE SEED IS STRONG!

    • @cherylbaxter8986
      @cherylbaxter8986 3 года назад +25

      The seed is strong was about Robert Baratheon an all his bastard children

    • @vor946
      @vor946 2 года назад +131

      @@cherylbaxter8986 weak minds would think that

    • @prometheus705
      @prometheus705 2 года назад +27

      @@cherylbaxter8986 nah i dont think thats what it means, wrong

    • @cherylbaxter8986
      @cherylbaxter8986 2 года назад +1

      @@vor946 what are you talking about

    • @cherylbaxter8986
      @cherylbaxter8986 2 года назад +2

      @@prometheus705 what about - The seed is strong
      I don't think it's about the Targaryans as it was from season 1 about Robert Baratheon an all his bastard children

  • @BLooDCoMPleX
    @BLooDCoMPleX 3 года назад +262

    "The Andle" really ties this whole thing together.

  • @ana2806
    @ana2806 3 года назад +181

    The night king being a terrifying villain ❌
    The night king being welsh 🤌

    • @jsw973
      @jsw973 Год назад +15

      Whats the difference

    • @Raine749
      @Raine749 4 месяца назад +2

      @@jsw973Hannibal lector

  • @albrr1463
    @albrr1463 3 года назад +109

    "The blue dude"
    "King Cold"
    "Officer Zombie"
    I'm deceased 💀

  • @whiskerskibou8647
    @whiskerskibou8647 3 года назад +333

    After years of wondering why Rhaegar calls Glidus the Night King, I'm glad to finally have some closure.

    • @sirocco2810
      @sirocco2810 3 года назад +60

      I'm way too sleep deprived to deal with your sentence right now.

    • @lolrising4226
      @lolrising4226 3 года назад +17

      Yea i dropped the sentence after the first half of reading it

    • @Lmab-qs1kr
      @Lmab-qs1kr 3 года назад

      Same

    • @AlmostaCountry
      @AlmostaCountry 2 года назад +1

      So, a better ending than Game of Thrones had.

  • @ollieanilo2941
    @ollieanilo2941 3 года назад +314

    See’s Season 8 clips, turns up the brightness.

    • @umpteenexpression530
      @umpteenexpression530 3 года назад +8

      Did that before I even looked thru the comments

    • @Glidus
      @Glidus  3 года назад +86

      i manually colour correct most of the Long Night clips i use

    • @ollieanilo2941
      @ollieanilo2941 3 года назад +19

      @@Glidus thank you, my glasses are broken. Stupid backpack.

    • @breewoodward3651
      @breewoodward3651 2 года назад +1

      Lmao I watched "The long night" this morning and cranked the hell out of my tvs brightness

  • @akaErma
    @akaErma 3 года назад +171

    "as we all know, time travel is integral to Game of Thrones; that's why it was established so thoroughly" I legit choked on my drink at this. I don't know how you deliver these lines with a straight face.

    • @James_Bee
      @James_Bee 2 года назад +4

      With the magic of editing and numerous takes, I'm sure :)

  • @lilfishie7765
    @lilfishie7765 3 года назад +141

    What if George rr martin just says “fuck it I’m tired of this series” and makes ADoS one page which reads “and then ser pounce killed them all and this is actually the backstory of the popular YA book series, warriors”

    • @medicamedico4335
      @medicamedico4335 2 года назад +17

      I have a feeling that this comment will age like fine wine

    • @Rabbit-uc5kg
      @Rabbit-uc5kg 2 года назад +11

      I consider this the cannon warriors backstory now.

    • @whist1221
      @whist1221 2 года назад +14

      Or even better, he stays true to his remark to D&D and actually makes aliens come down and solve everything.

    • @barneyboyle6933
      @barneyboyle6933 2 года назад +6

      What if he releases A Dream Of Spring but it’s all written from Hodor’s perspective

    • @niccolorichter1488
      @niccolorichter1488 2 года назад +1

      @@barneyboyle6933 Hodor Hodor Hodor . Hodor Hodor Hodor Hodor Hodor ? Hodor Hodor .

  • @redfive8166
    @redfive8166 3 года назад +396

    I love how this is both clearly an April Fools day joke but also 100% serious at the same time.

    • @jezebulls
      @jezebulls 2 года назад +3

      I expect nothing less from high quality content like this

    • @viderevero1338
      @viderevero1338 2 года назад +4

      The magical contradiction of being a GoT fan

  • @Chan-zv5kb
    @Chan-zv5kb 3 года назад +98

    My theory; Rhaegal was wearing the secret Targaryan jetpack in his battle with Robert so after faking his death (by jumping into the trident) he managed to fly to the far north where he stabbed himself with dragon glass until his purple eyes turned blue. Foolproof 👌

    • @judeconnor-macintyre9874
      @judeconnor-macintyre9874 Год назад +3

      Rhaegal was the one who danced around naked, Rhaegar was the one who used the Valyrian steel jetpack.

  • @Apollomasque
    @Apollomasque 3 года назад +104

    He's like an oracle. He opens his mouth and words happen, an unbroken thread of madness, song and truth that it is up to us to decypher. And we must, before it is too late.

  • @Myuuchu
    @Myuuchu 3 года назад +261

    The masterfully crafted new upload of Glidus left viewer around the world satisfied.

    • @Glidus
      @Glidus  3 года назад +68

      hopefully!

    • @0ussama01
      @0ussama01 3 года назад +15

      @@Glidus abso fucking lutely dude

    • @faisalkamal4319
      @faisalkamal4319 Год назад

      Glidus is like Bessie with the big tits leaves everybody satisfied

  • @sihollett
    @sihollett 3 года назад +121

    Ser Pounce as the Night King was foreshadowed by Tyene Sand's comments about naughty cats. That Emmy-winning line also talked about Dany's face-heel turn: "you want a good girl but...". Top notch writing there!
    And Syrio's cat catching training was excellent seeding of Arya killing Ser Pounce 8 years later. Wasn't Season 1 the best?

  • @woodrude78
    @woodrude78 2 года назад +18

    Part of the problem with how A Game of Throne ended was due to the hasty rewrites caused by the actor who played Tommen (Dean-Charles Chapman) actually throwing himself from a window when he read the Season 8 script. The producers shamelessly left footage of the incident on the show, I'm appalled

  • @ethanwillson4094
    @ethanwillson4094 3 года назад +104

    To be honest, that last bit there was actually phenomenally better than the actual story of the last 2-3 seasons. Damn it Arya!

  • @ToriHiragana
    @ToriHiragana 3 года назад +40

    Was suspicious when I saw the thumbnail but you’ve actually managed to convince me.
    D&D are the greatest writers of my generation, it was all foreshadowed in the very first episode😱

  • @tatigan1389
    @tatigan1389 3 года назад +32

    As a Welsh person, I can confirm that the Welsh people created a masterful propaganda campaign to get Wilf Scolding and Richard Brake cast in Game of Thrones (before making Brake mysteriously disappear and blaming it on scheduling).
    Also the Welsh are all Targaryens because we also love dragons, so much so we put one on our flag!

  • @idontneedsugar
    @idontneedsugar 3 года назад +44

    It's not even 9 am here and you already made my day, thanks ✨

    • @Glidus
      @Glidus  3 года назад +17

      comments like this are what keep me going :3

  • @christianyepez1016
    @christianyepez1016 3 года назад +49

    Damn I wish D & D put half as much thought into season 8 as you did for this April fools video.

  • @InquisitorThomas
    @InquisitorThomas 3 года назад +52

    *Sees this video in my recommendations*
    “Why the hell is someone making a Game of Thrones (TV Show) theory video in 2021.”
    *Hears final season described as masterly crafted*
    “Ah... a shitpost.”

    • @Erica-ye7kp
      @Erica-ye7kp 2 года назад

      Because it's about the books not the show...

    • @sagecolvard9644
      @sagecolvard9644 2 года назад +1

      @@Erica-ye7kp NK isn't in the books. The closest thing to him is the Great Other, which may or may not even exist.

  • @temptationofmemories
    @temptationofmemories 3 года назад +121

    Such a well crafted theory and so undeniably accurate. It’s marvellous. ^^

  • @KrisCasey4
    @KrisCasey4 3 года назад +73

    It’s April 2nd here in New York, I call shenanigans!

    • @temptationofmemories
      @temptationofmemories 3 года назад +5

      But not in California. 😌

    • @hierkonnteihrewerbungstehe5587
      @hierkonnteihrewerbungstehe5587 3 года назад +2

      In germany it's april 2 too

    • @gregoryfenn1462
      @gregoryfenn1462 3 года назад +1

      It’s like 8am April 2nd.. and April fools is meant to be before midday on April 1st...

    • @saymyname2417
      @saymyname2417 3 года назад +5

      @@gregoryfenn1462 - As for S8 it is ALWAYS fools' day. Every day.

    • @temptationofmemories
      @temptationofmemories 3 года назад

      @@gregoryfenn1462 Apologies, but I was actually just teasing and quoting Galactic Archive as this is something he said in response to a person in the Glidus discord server saying the same thing. Not actually trying to dispute your point.☺️

  • @marijntaal1531
    @marijntaal1531 3 года назад +30

    Nobody:
    Absolutely nobody:
    Glidus: 'But, Glimbus'

  • @litewarrior5717
    @litewarrior5717 3 года назад +26

    I think the night king is actually the shows lighting, who’s decline is clearly a brilliant metaphor for both the changing of the seasons and the amount of cocaine Deevus and Dutthead had left.

  • @HamzaBoujelouah
    @HamzaBoujelouah 3 года назад +74

    With all this knowledge, Glidus might be the Three Eyed Raven.

    • @Glidus
      @Glidus  3 года назад +32

      ssshhhhhh

    • @cortez4202
      @cortez4202 3 года назад +2

      @@Glidus you sound cute bro🥵😫🤙

  • @Hats502
    @Hats502 2 года назад +19

    “For reasons I’m too drunk to get into” I felt that one on a spiritual level

  • @MrFirextinguisher
    @MrFirextinguisher 3 года назад +34

    I like to think that preston can only run into silly bits because our savior Glidus walked those 5000 miles

  • @MarcCastellsBallesta
    @MarcCastellsBallesta Год назад +4

    Well... What's in the Welsh flag? A dragon! Checkmate!

  • @cheangizzz
    @cheangizzz 3 года назад +43

    Night King is actually Aurane Waters. He traveled south on his dromonds but since the Planetos is round he came back from the north. Tho I understand how you could mistake it, after all Rhaegar kind of looks like Aurane thus the confusion.

  • @belleville1805
    @belleville1805 3 года назад +48

    "The Andle" is actually refering to Jorah Mormont, what a mistake Glidus

  • @MacArthurMacNukes
    @MacArthurMacNukes 3 года назад +16

    Why yes, I have been doing hard drugs. How could you tell?

  • @kawreecoreyson5470
    @kawreecoreyson5470 2 года назад +16

    whoa. mind blown.... DnD were playing 5d chess the whole time

  • @kierabryant3006
    @kierabryant3006 3 года назад +15

    I've been waiting for this with more apprehension than for the TWOW tbh

  • @liliesaregoodfortheliver2954
    @liliesaregoodfortheliver2954 3 года назад +15

    I love how if you snort some Game Theory powder, this all suddenly starts to make sense.

  • @made-line7627
    @made-line7627 3 года назад +7

    She DID look like Daenerys, thankyou

    • @Glidus
      @Glidus  3 года назад +4

      i unironically have thought this since that episode aired

    • @anthonyclarke6620
      @anthonyclarke6620 3 года назад +1

      Right? I swear nobody else has ever mentioned it and all my friends thought I was crazy but they look, like, identical. Even if the casting, makeup etc. was all unintentional how do you film that and not think she looks like Dany? I thought for sure they were gonna pivot and do R+L=D or J+D but no it was just weird for no reason

    • @Glidus
      @Glidus  3 года назад +2

      there's a chance she was cast in the role because the showrunners thought she was hot

    • @saymyname2417
      @saymyname2417 3 года назад +1

      @@Glidus - So is a bushfire. There's a chance the showrunners thought... nothing.

    • @made-line7627
      @made-line7627 3 года назад

      @@Glidus Likewise 👌🏻

  • @rossbaird1140
    @rossbaird1140 3 года назад +3

    Can’t believe this is only 2 weeks old. It’s like a reddit thread from 10 years ago lol

    • @Glidus
      @Glidus  3 года назад +3

      this is the highest praise i could've hoped for

  • @juanp0093
    @juanp0093 3 года назад +24

    I've been following you ever since the Aurane Waters videos and I have to say you are at least a top 3 asoiaf channel for me, seriously. Up there with Alt Shift X, Preston Jacobs, LmL, ang whichever else I'm missing. You have both the in-depth knowledge of the source material and a very unique sense of humour that makes it different and refreshing from other channels. I really am impressed, kudos to you on what you've achieved. Keep it up!

    • @Glidus
      @Glidus  3 года назад +11

      youtube tells me you've been subscribed for over 2 years so this checks out. thank you

  • @taotaostrong
    @taotaostrong 3 года назад +10

    😂 I’m so happy when people are willing to have fun with this. I appreciate your channel.

  • @metiuu398
    @metiuu398 2 года назад +6

    notice how white walkers werent seen for a thousands of years, and they started to show up now. You may ask where have they been and the answer is that they were dead. Its just that when rhaegar died he became the second night king. Thats also the reason why there were only 16 white walkers in the show. And thats also the reason why jon didnt die in the long night when he was surrounded by wights. Rhaegar told them not to kill him because its his son.

  • @anastasialovesoranges
    @anastasialovesoranges 3 года назад +7

    Ah, more Glidus’ soothing voice, I’m happy now!
    (also I watched your videos an embarrassing amount of times but I noticed the a) and 2) running joke only a few weeks ago I don’t know why I’m telling this I’ll see myself out ok byeee)

  • @ikermittmann2041
    @ikermittmann2041 3 года назад +9

    I KNEW IT! all this time blue man was a WELSH!

  • @sardonically-inclined7645
    @sardonically-inclined7645 3 года назад +10

    Okay, this was funny. I would have loved a Tywin Lannister joke in there, but this was funny.

  • @Wafflbaum
    @Wafflbaum 3 года назад +10

    Well you've got me convinced
    Bloody hell mate

  • @reizak8966
    @reizak8966 3 года назад +40

    Me: sees the title. "Oh God... not another conspiracy video... I'm so done with GoT."
    *sees the video is by Glidus.
    "Okay, fine, I'll watch it."
    Edit: Happy April!... my head hurts...

  • @jasonmackaway77
    @jasonmackaway77 3 года назад +10

    #drogowasahorse

  • @Liesmith424
    @Liesmith424 3 года назад +5

    It's so dense, every single shot has so much going on.

  • @weasleylove2987
    @weasleylove2987 3 года назад +7

    Never heard a so well crafted theory

  • @Alex-zp1ry
    @Alex-zp1ry 3 года назад +9

    I love and hate every second of this

  • @gayvinmcginnes2508
    @gayvinmcginnes2508 3 года назад +2

    a Glidus vid is the cherry on top of my favorite day of the week, D&D night.

  • @drew_III
    @drew_III 3 года назад +4

    This is the video I never thought we would get, but immensely happy that we did

  • @fleetingselfconfidence612
    @fleetingselfconfidence612 2 года назад +4

    this makes so much sense now
    thats why jon didnt kill the night king
    because kinslaying is a huge taboo
    thanks Glidus

  • @williaminder4176
    @williaminder4176 3 года назад +3

    I love your stuff. This made my weekend. Thank you.

  • @aleksandarzivic8093
    @aleksandarzivic8093 3 года назад +6

    Congratulations Glidus, you subverted my expectations, i literally thought you were serious at one point. Had me in the first half, not gonna lie haha

  • @saulgoodman5623
    @saulgoodman5623 3 года назад +2

    "A few weeks" Yeah Right.

    • @Glidus
      @Glidus  3 года назад +4

      you'll eat those words

    • @saulgoodman5623
      @saulgoodman5623 3 года назад

      @@Glidus in all seriousness are you doing a GOT Review or a pisstake?

    • @Glidus
      @Glidus  3 года назад

      how did the words taste

    • @saulgoodman5623
      @saulgoodman5623 3 года назад

      @@Glidus Pretty good.

  • @NoneMcNobody
    @NoneMcNobody 3 года назад +5

    So night king is welsh, rhaegar is welsh, and welshmen are secretly fireproof dead raising zombie kings. IT ALL MAKES SENSE NOW.

    • @Darj_sip
      @Darj_sip 3 года назад

      Always new Tom Jones looked sus

  • @cass_p
    @cass_p 3 года назад +4

    That opening line killed me. I'm dead now. I hope you're happy.

  • @redfive8166
    @redfive8166 3 года назад

    Great video btw love your channel. As soon as I discovered it I watched all your videos. Was super stoked to see you upload today.

  • @MysteryMastery69
    @MysteryMastery69 Год назад

    No idea why your video was recommended to me (popped up while I was watching true crime shows, maybe RUclips understands what a crime the final season was) but boy am I glad it came up. Your intro alone is epic, the rest is brilliant too. Subbed. 😅

  • @DennisOfDragons
    @DennisOfDragons 3 года назад +7

    Finally, Glidus shares his secret knowledge of the deepest lore with us! Thank you Glidus!

  • @nealfirstofhisname
    @nealfirstofhisname Год назад +3

    0:04 viewer around the world.
    This is like the 5th time I've watched this, and only now do I get the joke.

  • @jodiepalmer2404
    @jodiepalmer2404 3 года назад +1

    You sir, has just fried my brains and convinced me to go and watch the series in full now. Not only that, now I will need to read the damn books. But i like it.

    • @Glidus
      @Glidus  3 года назад +1

      please don’t take this video seriously

    • @jodiepalmer2404
      @jodiepalmer2404 3 года назад +1

      @@Glidus I'm not. It's just an excuse to watch the series and read the books.

  • @jherm123
    @jherm123 3 года назад +2

    ramsay is also welsh so bolt-on confirmed?

  • @michaelalan6459
    @michaelalan6459 2 года назад +3

    Think back to the first time you watched Hardhome. Remember the first time you watched that epic stare down at the end. It was riveting, exciting and awesome. You just friggen knew that when Jon and the NK finally had the final showdown it was going to make everything else pale in comparison. You talked to your friends about it, daydreamed theories, made RUclips videos. That was a good feeling. Thank God that we didn't know the truth.

  • @PhillipOnTakos
    @PhillipOnTakos 3 года назад +12

    And once again even in a joke video it's still better than what they actually did

  • @gaylorevidence8074
    @gaylorevidence8074 11 месяцев назад +2

    YOU WEREN'T LYING WHEN YOU SAID PEOPLE WERE TAKING IT SERIOUSLY

  • @Qbgarden
    @Qbgarden Год назад +2

    Im 99.9 percent sure the nightking is a skinchanging horse .

  • @theletterm5425
    @theletterm5425 3 года назад +15

    Everybody always asks "Who is the Night King?" and "How is the Night King?". Dude probably just wanted a hug.

  • @akrybion
    @akrybion 3 года назад +8

    The writing in this video was still more sensical and coherent than GoT season 8 and there was likely less alcohol and other substances involved. Except Ramen. Definitely more Ramen than season 8.

  • @dermathze700
    @dermathze700 10 месяцев назад +1

    "Note again: Ignoring all these other things for now, and also later." D&D's production notes on all of their scripts.

  • @ayourmum8521
    @ayourmum8521 3 года назад +2

    Had to hit me with this banger before bed. Please keep it up.

  • @fdny4891
    @fdny4891 3 года назад +4

    •insert skeptical Fry meme•
    Not sure if watching genius, or being trolled

  • @leagueofclinical
    @leagueofclinical 3 года назад +4

    dude you're the type of guy which i dont watch his videos without getting some snacks

  • @gianmarcozoffoli9891
    @gianmarcozoffoli9891 3 года назад +2

    The reference to the Secrets of Craster's Keep made my day

  • @glenboylan4213
    @glenboylan4213 3 года назад

    Glidus is brilliant, thats the kind of thumbnail I want from every youtuber, cooperating with the title instead of being tricksy

  • @dialaskisel5929
    @dialaskisel5929 Год назад +3

    I've had to do some serious soul searching and heavy contemplation since watching this video last year. It has taken a while, but I've come around to seeing your point of view. Your argumentation is impeccable, and your points are irrefutable. Rhaegar has to be the Night King; it literally couldn't possibly be anyone else. The point about how Rhaegar's body traveled back in time through the Weirwood paste that was force-fed to him by a time traveling Bloodraven is really what sold it for me. It all falls into place.

  • @nobertmathonsi7317
    @nobertmathonsi7317 3 года назад +3

    Started thinking of this theory ever since I first watched hard home

  • @jdbfortney
    @jdbfortney 3 года назад

    ROFLMAO I have absolutely no idea but the video entertained me on my way to work this morning. Thanks!

  • @nathanp9684
    @nathanp9684 3 года назад +3

    The passive aggressive shit was THICC

  • @rhaegartargaryen9315
    @rhaegartargaryen9315 3 года назад +5

    I am Rhaegar, and I approve of this theory.
    Dumb & Dumber be gone.

  • @Broxios
    @Broxios Год назад +3

    He was obsessed with stories and Tyrion Lannister, who is of course actually a Targaryen, said that nothing is more powerful than a good story. It really all comes together just there. Rhaegar had the good story and it made him the most powerful being. That is until Arya Stark came along and had an even better story, thus making her even more powerful. (Just because they didn't tell us that very good Arya's story doesn't mean it doesn't exist, okay)

  • @lynnshort1635
    @lynnshort1635 3 года назад +7

    This....this was beautiful. I wept

  • @agamelift
    @agamelift Год назад

    I had no idea what I was about to witness coming here and it was glorious.

  • @TheChrisSig
    @TheChrisSig 3 года назад +19

    "left viewer around the world satisfied"
    *smashes like*

  • @anyazdes
    @anyazdes 3 года назад +5

    I haven't finished the video yet, I had to pause, I have tears in my eyes and I can't stop wheezing, this is the best thing I've seen in awhile, please narrate my life, it's as interesting as season 8 xD

  • @haru-chan8762
    @haru-chan8762 Год назад +2

    "Jon, I am your Father"

  • @jesupdaniel2752
    @jesupdaniel2752 Год назад

    Had to come check this video out because I didn’t know if you were serious about rhegar being the Night King in the season 6 pisstakes

  • @Kevin-cm5kc
    @Kevin-cm5kc 3 года назад +3

    For a few seconds at the start I was genuinely outraged that any human being could think that. Then I realised the date

  • @jmace2424
    @jmace2424 3 года назад +3

    Missed you so much, Glidus!

  • @Bethany38326
    @Bethany38326 3 года назад +1

    You have been awarded with the esteemed title of COSMIC BRAIN

  • @ehhh888
    @ehhh888 3 года назад +2

    There is so much shade in this vid, it makes S08E03 looks brightly lit in comparaison.