When u said her 'Vagina was screaming' I was pissing myself laughing and couldn't stop! LOL 🤣🤣🤣. And I'm from Australia & my man Glenn who is also a subscriber has been asking you to do a story on Blackie Fontana can u please do it cause you will be able to put a positive message to it. Hope to hear it soon. Respect peace & love to ur family! Thanks
Aww man my boy you had me rolling with this one I swear anytime you make these videos about tortas no matter what happened you bring me a memory of a similar almost exact story lmao that's what makes it so funny 😂 🤣 man I swear I use to sit there right after and talk to myself like wtf is wrong with me but before I nut I'm all over it and the more I drink the more she looks like mariah Carrey lol we use to call those night fighters when all else fails and its late at night when everyone is asleep and its dark outside so no one sees her going in to your pad haha bro it's a trip no matter what side we're from were all the same we live the same lives much love from Vegas g keep the funny shit coming I fucks w you big time fuck any one that Hates cuz you know they watch this and Crack tf up cuz they been there as well lmao 🤣
BRO!.. this was hella funny!!!! LMFAO!!!! "My standards are LOW when it comes to women .... ".. Realest words spoken since Abraham Lincolns famous quote " Anything can be a dildo... if your brave enough.."...
This is one of your best stories ever. The s*** had me f****** dying dude. You a fool for reals but it reminds me of a lot of stories that I have too but I could relate. Trust me been there done that
I don’t think any man should be just thinking that they pimps cause females chat with someone. If u happen too get with them it should be with u guys only n not tell everyone
@@renegademedia0224 I hear ya on that bro been listening to your music more bro keep pushing I’ve always wanted to get into rapping but I can never make myself do it I have such bad anxiety about how people are gonna react to music
@@renegademedia0224 hey I’m curious to hear your input an reaction on a case because you tell it how it is how do I direct message you to give details about it an the backstory on what led to what happened
I'm the same way with my anger. Almost seems like borderline personality disorder. Quick to go straight to the worst situation and prepare for death as if even little situations are going to be deadly. This situation would have triggered me hardcore beyond fists. But sitting outside with something waiting.
I've always listened to Woodie growing up I need be talkin about blasting out the car as homies at southsiders we can do that we have to hop out at least don't get caught😂😂 yeah we have no drive-bys we can't shoot from a car can y'all do that s*** like blacks
JAJA RIGHT WELL SEE LIKE WE HAD A MEETING IN ORANGE COUNTY OR BIG HOMIES WE GET GREEN LIT IF WE DO A DRIVE-BY AND WE'RE NOT ON TWO FEET WE'RE DONE WHEN WE GET TO THE COUNTY I JUST NEVER HEARD THAT AND LIKE I SAID I LISTEN TO A LOT OF NORTHERN MUSIC AND WOODY WAS ALWAYS TALKING ABOUT DUMPING OUT THE CAR SO I JUST FIGURED Y'ALL DO THAT SO NORTHERNERS ACTIVE NORTHERNS REALLY OKAY OKAY I ALWAYS THOUGHT THEY COULD THAT'S RIGHT JUST DON'T GET CAUGHT JAJAJA 😂
“My mom was ashamed of me..” lmao !! 🤣🤣 you’re a character bro, another classic torta tale 👌🏼
Glad you enjoyed
That shit was TOO FUNNY!!!!! 😂😂😂😅😅😅😅
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Cmon Dawg that's. Wrong ,,,
Bro this shit had me fuckin crying in my garage 😂😂
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U keep putting out funny videos with a positive message
🤣🤣🤣 zoo animals!! They are wild. Thank you for you contribution!! This storys are way better then ur prison ones!!
Thanks bro
When u said her 'Vagina was screaming' I was pissing myself laughing and couldn't stop! LOL 🤣🤣🤣. And I'm from Australia & my man Glenn who is also a subscriber has been asking you to do a story on Blackie Fontana can u please do it cause you will be able to put a positive message to it. Hope to hear it soon. Respect peace & love to ur family! Thanks
Im gettin there
U r funny Carnal..
My mama was ashamed of me 🤣🤣🤣
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I love the Torta Tales. You need to make a song "Torta tales from the hood". You used my alligator toes comment. Hell yeah. 😆 🤣 😂
Great idea!!
Leave the toad 🐸 on her back gaucho lmfao 🤣.
My standards are low when it comes to women
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Orale carnal you had my co workers looking at me funny cause im cracking up in the corner by my self
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Bro I swear u are natural comedian 😂 this one had me 💀
Thanks bro
Facts 😂
😂😂😂MAN HOMIE...THIS STORY WAS THE SSHIT...THE DETAILS U GAVE WERE ON POINT..STILL LAUGHING...KEEP IT GOING HOMIE..NELA HERE!!!
Thanks bro
Brooooo😂
"Mud duck" had me busting up
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“We’re gonna have to get a cali king for your big ass” ‼️🤣🤣🤣🤣
Jay is the funniest youtuber in CALI, I’m standing on that 💯 the dude is hilarious
Thanks bro I try
That post nut clarity hits different 🤣
Lol crazy story bro can’t stop laughing
Thanks bro
Shadow boxing in the garage 😂😂😂😂
Great story lolololololol you got story telling skills lolol ….
Glad you enjoyed it
Bro love ur videos u always got me rolling! 💯🔥😂
Appreciate that
Can’t wait for another torta tale🤣😂🤣😂.
Broke the couch 😂😂😂😂😂
ZOO ANIMALS LMAO!!!! TOO FUNNY MY BOI...
Aww man my boy you had me rolling with this one I swear anytime you make these videos about tortas no matter what happened you bring me a memory of a similar almost exact story lmao that's what makes it so funny 😂 🤣 man I swear I use to sit there right after and talk to myself like wtf is wrong with me but before I nut I'm all over it and the more I drink the more she looks like mariah Carrey lol we use to call those night fighters when all else fails and its late at night when everyone is asleep and its dark outside so no one sees her going in to your pad haha bro it's a trip no matter what side we're from were all the same we live the same lives much love from Vegas g keep the funny shit coming I fucks w you big time fuck any one that Hates cuz you know they watch this and Crack tf up cuz they been there as well lmao 🤣
11:42 fuck ese I'm dieing 😭🤣🤣🤣🤣
We called this one female guard boss hog. She was straight b lol
Mud ducks 🤔 that sounds a little suspicious 😂
Damn that how it goes now put a laydy on blast this new generation is something else 🤣😂
Even the chick is in on it
BRO!.. this was hella funny!!!! LMFAO!!!! "My standards are LOW when it comes to women .... ".. Realest words spoken since Abraham Lincolns famous quote " Anything can be a dildo... if your brave enough.."...
😂😂 my boy taking one for the team, say bro you never had them tortas get back at you after watching your videos 😂.
😂😅lmfao 😂😅
Cant wait to hear the story on how she broke the couch 😭😂😅
Maaayyneee 😲😲🤭🤭😂😂😂🤦🤦💯💯💯
so are we getting the "Torta Tales" remix with the freaky tales beat?
Yup one day
Toad?... 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
🔥 ANOTHER ONE 🔥🔥
Hella funny homie 🔥
Thanks bro
Sounds like home girl got a spirit or demon on her
ruclips.net/video/lPrgXxUixik/видео.html this is how real men sort out shit. Rest in Paradise Blackie Fontana
This is one of your best stories ever. The s*** had me f****** dying dude. You a fool for reals but it reminds me of a lot of stories that I have too but I could relate. Trust me been there done that
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They all married now too 😂😂😂🤰
Good thing Your bro did that females Like that Don’t deserve respect
Reek daddy is hard asf homie that song ruthless gangster goes hard .
First time I heard reek was I'm mac dre ology that shyt slap
Jay😎👍🏼
Please consider making a Torta Tales Rap Track 😆👍🏼
I have one almost done
I got something in the pouch 😂😂😂😂😂
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Aye at least you didn't come out on JERRY SPRINGER with some trainy showing you CAME OUT on JERRY SPRINGER show.
😂bro ur crazy
Aw man I taped in a soon as seen whisper from echo park ❤❤❤!!! Hope it’s a good one
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Zoo animals 🤣🤣🤣and mud ducks jay was taking one for the team 🤔or was 🤣🤣
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@@renegademedia0224 that story was hella funny but always know that your in to toes big ones and crusty ones 🤣🤣jk
Lol😂 🔥
These mud ducks 😂 that's the funniest shit I've heard in a long time
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She had bitter beer face. 🍺
2023 beefing 😂😂😂😂
Lets Go💪🏽!!!
Did y'all get any free colognes from macys?
Nah jewelry we got discounts
Bro you gotta do a reaction on the hoodstocks video with lefty gunplay. They were all about to throw down at the end then video cut out
Frog damn
Lmao call animal control on J, he going back in for bestiality.
Haha!!
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Do you ever get worried about all of these stories about drugs in prison? Like they might press charges?
Nah statute of limitations don’t apply
I don’t think any man should be just thinking that they pimps cause females chat with someone. If u happen too get with them it should be with u guys only n not tell everyone
Mud ducks😂
Yikes!!!
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Hey g you should write script for short films for the tortas tales.
Bro I’m thinking about it
Have you ever thought of remixing too shorts freaky tales to torta tales lol😂
@@jessegarate3067 yeah I have bro but it’s too slow for me
@@renegademedia0224 I hear ya on that bro been listening to your music more bro keep pushing I’ve always wanted to get into rapping but I can never make myself do it I have such bad anxiety about how people are gonna react to music
@@renegademedia0224 hey I’m curious to hear your input an reaction on a case because you tell it how it is how do I direct message you to give details about it an the backstory on what led to what happened
@@jessegarate3067 yes sir
@5:17 WTF?????,,,,,,how big was that girl that your brother was sitting on ‘HER’ lap??????😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Can you make a video about piper locz I used that slap that Tulare county noretnos all Thur the bay
I'm the same way with my anger. Almost seems like borderline personality disorder. Quick to go straight to the worst situation and prepare for death as if even little situations are going to be deadly. This situation would have triggered me hardcore beyond fists. But sitting outside with something waiting.
Bro that’s creeeeeeeepyyy 😭😭
😂😂 stop it you ain’t stealing nobodies girl unless she’s blind my guy!!
Atleast I stole one
@@renegademedia0224 😂😂 👏🏽👏🏽hood one!!!
Bang bang dirt bag gang
Sup
I've always listened to Woodie growing up I need be talkin about blasting out the car as homies at southsiders we can do that we have to hop out at least don't get caught😂😂 yeah we have no drive-bys we can't shoot from a car can y'all do that s*** like blacks
What's wrong with bing
Bro what happened to your eyebrows u look like sick jacken from psycho realm
I've always wanted to know this can northerners do drive-bys
No but they do
JAJA RIGHT WELL SEE LIKE WE HAD A MEETING IN ORANGE COUNTY OR BIG HOMIES WE GET GREEN LIT IF WE DO A DRIVE-BY AND WE'RE NOT ON TWO FEET WE'RE DONE WHEN WE GET TO THE COUNTY I JUST NEVER HEARD THAT AND LIKE I SAID I LISTEN TO A LOT OF NORTHERN MUSIC AND WOODY WAS ALWAYS TALKING ABOUT DUMPING OUT THE CAR SO I JUST FIGURED Y'ALL DO THAT SO NORTHERNERS ACTIVE NORTHERNS REALLY OKAY OKAY I ALWAYS THOUGHT THEY COULD THAT'S RIGHT JUST DON'T GET CAUGHT JAJAJA 😂
Aye homie I got the same shades 😂 then jag ones are mad clear
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