And the winner of the most laughs in a 3 minutes, 58 second skit, complete with a touch of social commentary is "Beauty and the Beast" in divorce court. Raise your right hand, place your left hand on the checkbook.
@Reg Jones One day the jokes and laughs will come to an end. They are not laughing with you. They are laughing at you. When you are a joke no one takes you seriously. To think that it is lighthearted comedy just acting in a country where the law literally says you are a beast is beyond belief. Article one, section two of the Constitution of the United States declared that anyperson who was not free would be counted as three-fifths of a free individual for the purposes of determining congressional representation. The "Three-Fifths Clause" thus increased the political power of slaveholding states. Under these laws the slave was chattel-a piece of property and a source of labour that could be bought and sold like an animal. h Cornell Toggle navigation Supreme Court ABOUT SEARCH LIIBULLETIN SUBSCRIBE PREVIEWS Scott v. Sandford Decision 60 U.S. 393 Scott v. Sandford () Argued: Decided: ___ Syllabus Opinion, Taney Concurrence, Wayne Separate, Nelson Separate, Grier Separate, Daniel Concurrence, Campbell Separate, Catron Dissent, Mclean Dissent, Curtis Syllabus I 1. Upon a writ of error to a Circuit Court of the United States, the transcript of the record of all the proceedings in the case is brought before the court, and is open to inspection and revision. 2. When a plea to the jurisdiction, in abatement, is overruled by the court upon demurrer, and the defendant pleads in bar, and upon these pleas the final judgment of the court is in his favor -- if the plaintiff brings a writ of error, the judgment of the court upon the plea in abatement is before this court, although it was in favor of the plaintiff -- and if the court erred in overruling it, the judgment must be reversed, and a mandate issued to the Circuit Court to dismiss the case for want of jurisdiction. 3. In the Circuit Courts of the United States, the record must show that the case is one in which, by the Constitution and laws of the United States, the court had jurisdiction -- and if this does not appear, and the judgment must be reversed by this court -- and the parties cannot be consent waive the objection to the jurisdiction of the Circuit Court. 4. A free negro of the African race, whose ancestors were brought to this country and sold as slaves, is not a "citizen" within the meaning of the Constitution of the United States. 5. When the Constitution was adopted, they were not regarded in any of the States as members of the community which constituted the State, and were not numbered among its "people or citizens." Consequently, the special rights and immunities guarantied to citizens do not apply to them. And not being "citizens" within the meaning of the Constitution, they are not entitled to sue in that character in a court of the United States, and the Circuit Court has not jurisdiction in such a suit. 6. The only two clauses in the Constitution which point to this race treat them as persons whom it was morally lawfully to deal in as articles of property and to hold as slaves. 7. Since the adoption of the Constitution of the United States, no State can by any subsequent law make a foreigner or any other description of persons citizens of[p394] the United States, nor entitle them to the rights and privileges secured to citizens by that instrument. 8. A State, by its laws passed since the adoption of the Constitution, may put a foreigner or any other description of persons upon a footing with its own citizens as to all the rights and privileges enjoyed by them within its dominion and by its laws. But that will not make him a citizen of the United States, nor entitle him to sue in its courts, nor to any of the privileges and immunities of a citizen in another State. 9. The change in public opinion and feeling in relation to the African race which has taken place since the adoption of the Constitution cannot change its construction and meaning, and it must be construed and administered now according to its true meaning and intention when it was formed and adopted. 10. The plaintiff having admitted, by his demurrer to the plea in abatement, that his ancestors were imported from Africa and sold as slaves, he is not a citizen of the State of Missouri according to the Constitution of the United States, and was not entitled to sue in that character in the Circuit Court. 11. This being the case, the judgment of the court below in favor of the plaintiff on the plea in abatement was erroneous. www.law.cornell.edu/supremecourt/text/60/393 These laws are still on the books. I pray you wake up too. Shalom
Reg Jones - If by ruin you mean bring light and truth to ignorance.... then yes, those of us with eyes that can see ruin your blind ignorance. You're welcome.
From the promise of a castle to the trailer and all the furniture. 😂 My best friend's little baby girl knew one word- beast. We must have watched that "fairy tale" a hundred times and I never saw it end like this.🤣🤣🤣🤣 Only in real life🥸
Some of the comments are stupid!....This is only a comedy skit and not that serious, I do agree that they could have used a sister to play Beauty tho, but still it's funny... ijs 😊
That's what they don't show us after every happy ever after story. They think that falling in love and getting married is the end. But that is just the beginning.
This was so funny. Just seeing Cedric walk in that courtroom had me dying. Can't believe some of the people in these comments don't have a sense of humor at all. Racist? Please. Stop watching this stuff if you think it is. This is for people who like to laugh
Wait a minute, How long ago was this? Who is this Actress? I think I love her.. she's Halarious in Every skit. Actually funny, her soul is straight southern black. Ced you funny. Who new
Reading these comments and DAMN!!!!! It’s Cedric “Theee Entertainer” a comedian that can kill any skit. It’s more of a knock on Divorce Court which I place on the same level as ratchet TV.
J F you're joking right? Unfortunately you don't understand the difference between satire and regular comedy. This is more pointed and ugly. Which l can still produce a laugh
They should call us cute from a distance and the beast. BEST LINE EVER!!!! AHAHAHAHAHAHA
😂😂😂 I'm glad Judge Mablean doesn't mind clowning with these nuts. She's my favorite! 😁😁😁
Yes fr
They should call us Cute, from a distance....and the Beast! 😂😂😂😂
The chick got the Southern accent down to a tee.
I've read she is from Louisiana. She's pretty funny too.
She’s my mom
"Don't call me a dog.. I don't bark "😹😂😹 " I go on paper " LoL
ReddFya ReddFya 😂
U see me bark? lmao
They kept it 100 mad RESPECT
I offered her a castle. 😂😂😂😂😂 cute from a distance
He say " I go on paper" I died...
Omg 14 seconds in after Cedric walks in the court I am rotflmao!! 🤣🤣🤣
Then he says " she straight up trippin and he's not giving her jack...
Lmao
I know right? Lol
Always messing with the neighbors cat, lol
You ain't hurting my feelings, you know, I know I look good for a beast, so "whatever". LMAO
I remember this from a while back.
I miss Judge Mablean. This episode is beyond crazy.
Lol
Mabelean has another court show
Rebel12 Wynn Happens. Thanks.
I love watching this over and over again
Aint nobody tryin hire no beast no where
Loool 😭
He's right about that 🤣
This skit is so relevant for today’s society!😍🎊🙂☝️💯❤️✨🌟
Absolutely! It was funny and sad at the same time!.
💯
I'm from long beasttt😂🤣😂😁🤣😂😁🤣🤣😂😁😁😂🤣
Tiney Willians which is funny on many levels Long Beach, is all crips. No bloods (dogs)
I never seen Beauty and the Beast like this before ; Beast is more like another beast; Al Bundy.
This VARIETY show was great. Miss it so much. TV has no clue about good programming.
Oh Hell Nah!!This is beastism right here
Beastiality.
Why does every other video I watch indirectly tell me to get a job?
AthosAmo cause you spending too much time watching shows and not enough time working.... get a job
"I had game", lol
Lol😂🤣
Sounds about right🤣
This show was a hit or miss and this was a hit
And the winner of the most laughs in a 3 minutes, 58 second skit, complete with a touch of social commentary is "Beauty and the Beast" in divorce court. Raise your right hand, place your left hand on the checkbook.
Thats my uncle Cedric...!
People in the comment section , this is old when Cedric had his own tv show
Cute from a distance and the Beast 😂😂🤪
🤣
I’m a beast your honor, that’s what I do😂😂🔥🔥classic line
Cute from a distance.
Derrick Hepburn he was on a roll lol 😂
Me too 💀😂😂😂😂😂
😂😂 Easily one of the funniest relatable sketches 😅
This is so funny. Truly laugh out loud comedy. 🤣
I'M FROM LONG BEAST YAYEE YAYEEE LOL
imiss this show
Pia Torres Cedric the Entertainer Presents
Was a sketch comedy show on Fox that was cancelled unfairly much like Firefly
I go on paper, I go on paper! he is crazy!!!
You can use a little Mac Lipgloss & the Beast.
I go on the paper
twania daniels not all the time lol
The way she started crying when she called him an ugly bum had me wheezing! 🤣🤣🤣
Now after all you're not Denzel or somethin. lol 🤣🤣🤣
I love Judge Mablean
I remember his show one of my favorites
im from long beast
They should call us 'cute from a distance...and the beast'! FUNNNY!
I love this episode! Funny as hell!!
“This Beastism rite here” loool
Can't believe Cedric played a stereotypical role like this.
Richlymellanated Man THANK YOU..IT IS SO DAM DISRESPECTFUL...
Cedric was paid for this very reason...white people enjoyed his buffoonery and we innocently (most of us) laughed along...
@Reg Jones
One day the jokes and laughs will come to an end. They are not laughing with you. They are laughing at you. When you are a joke no one takes you seriously. To think that it is lighthearted comedy just acting in a country where the law literally says you are a beast is beyond belief.
Article one, section two of the Constitution of the United States declared that anyperson who was not free would be counted as three-fifths of a free individual for the purposes of determining congressional representation. The "Three-Fifths Clause" thus increased the political power of slaveholding states.
Under these laws the slave was chattel-a piece of property and a source of labour that could be bought and sold like an animal.
h Cornell
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Syllabus
Opinion, Taney
Concurrence, Wayne
Separate, Nelson
Separate, Grier
Separate, Daniel
Concurrence, Campbell
Separate, Catron
Dissent, Mclean
Dissent, Curtis
Syllabus
I
1. Upon a writ of error to a Circuit Court of the United States, the transcript of the record of all the proceedings in the case is brought before the court, and is open to inspection and revision.
2. When a plea to the jurisdiction, in abatement, is overruled by the court upon demurrer, and the defendant pleads in bar, and upon these pleas the final judgment of the court is in his favor -- if the plaintiff brings a writ of error, the judgment of the court upon the plea in abatement is before this court, although it was in favor of the plaintiff -- and if the court erred in overruling it, the judgment must be reversed, and a mandate issued to the Circuit Court to dismiss the case for want of jurisdiction.
3. In the Circuit Courts of the United States, the record must show that the case is one in which, by the Constitution and laws of the United States, the court had jurisdiction -- and if this does not appear, and the judgment must be reversed by this court -- and the parties cannot be consent waive the objection to the jurisdiction of the Circuit Court.
4. A free negro of the African race, whose ancestors were brought to this country and sold as slaves, is not a "citizen" within the meaning of the Constitution of the United States.
5. When the Constitution was adopted, they were not regarded in any of the States as members of the community which constituted the State, and were not numbered among its "people or citizens." Consequently, the special rights and immunities guarantied to citizens do not apply to them. And not being "citizens" within the meaning of the Constitution, they are not entitled to sue in that character in a court of the United States, and the Circuit Court has not jurisdiction in such a suit.
6. The only two clauses in the Constitution which point to this race treat them as persons whom it was morally lawfully to deal in as articles of property and to hold as slaves.
7. Since the adoption of the Constitution of the United States, no State can by any subsequent law make a foreigner or any other description of persons citizens of[p394] the United States, nor entitle them to the rights and privileges secured to citizens by that instrument.
8. A State, by its laws passed since the adoption of the Constitution, may put a foreigner or any other description of persons upon a footing with its own citizens as to all the rights and privileges enjoyed by them within its dominion and by its laws. But that will not make him a citizen of the United States, nor entitle him to sue in its courts, nor to any of the privileges and immunities of a citizen in another State.
9. The change in public opinion and feeling in relation to the African race which has taken place since the adoption of the Constitution cannot change its construction and meaning, and it must be construed and administered now according to its true meaning and intention when it was formed and adopted.
10. The plaintiff having admitted, by his demurrer to the plea in abatement, that his ancestors were imported from Africa and sold as slaves, he is not a citizen of the State of Missouri according to the Constitution of the United States, and was not entitled to sue in that character in the Circuit Court.
11. This being the case, the judgment of the court below in favor of the plaintiff on the plea in abatement was erroneous.
www.law.cornell.edu/supremecourt/text/60/393
These laws are still on the books. I pray you wake up too. Shalom
Reg Jones - If by ruin you mean bring light and truth to ignorance.... then yes, those of us with eyes that can see ruin your blind ignorance.
You're welcome.
he run out off money
From the promise of a castle to the trailer and all the furniture. 😂 My best friend's little baby girl knew one word- beast. We must have watched that "fairy tale" a hundred times and I never saw it end like this.🤣🤣🤣🤣 Only in real life🥸
Judge Mablean😁
Ya sister a little cuter than you and The Beast! 😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣
Lol
This is too funny.... I don't see it as racist... He's playing a beast not a black man.
Some of the comments are stupid!....This is only a comedy skit and not that serious, I do agree that they could have used a sister to play Beauty tho, but still it's funny... ijs 😊
She straight up trippin and he ain't giving her jack...
😂😂😂😂😂😂 this toooo funny
I'm a Beast That's What I Do!!🤣🤣💖
That's what they don't show us after every happy ever after story. They think that falling in love and getting married is the end. But that is just the beginning.
Lmao you ain’t hurting my feelings I know I look good for a beast 😂 😂
I had game we married now I can't keep all that up😂
This was so funny. Just seeing Cedric walk in that courtroom had me dying. Can't believe some of the people in these comments don't have a sense of humor at all. Racist? Please. Stop watching this stuff if you think it is. This is for people who like to laugh
This is my favorite of his
For a white comedian....she's got some sassiness to her.
Wow this is Hollywood under the bed racism 🤨
I'm glad you have eyes that see...
Yes.
Monique Hill but he accepted
I said the same shit
100percent correct,blk athletes need to pay attention to this.
THATS RIGHT !!! YOU GOT IT !!!!
I ain't no dog!
THIS IS HILARIOUS!
Crack me up ced! Cant stop laughing
Who has watch this more than once?
"Cute from a distance and the Beast"😂😂
Why I never seen this show?
Ann Thatch it was on for one season
Cedric had a really funny sketch comedy series!
I go on paper 😂
So when did this courtroom turn into a comedy show
Cedric the entertaining
Cindy Allday Long let me guess, you didn't know that says you're the Entertainer hit his own sketch comedy show on Fox a few years ago huh?
When the 'beast' walked-in.🤣 Then to defend his beastism, " you ain't hurting my feelings, I know I look good for a beast.....so whatever."
Wait a minute, How long ago was this? Who is this Actress? I think I love her.. she's Halarious in Every skit. Actually funny, her soul is straight southern black. Ced you funny. Who new
Guys just what the tv audience wanted.
Ima beast.
Absolutely HILARIOUS 😂 😃 😄 😁 🤣
Judge Mablean
Oh my I love this one my side hurts
Funny, but...he's a prince. He doesn't have to get a job. And, she fell for him because of the opulence of his castle.
You're right Mrs. Tyler. It should read "in a 3 minute, 58 second skit."
Thanks♥️
Reading these comments and DAMN!!!!! It’s Cedric “Theee Entertainer” a comedian that can kill any skit. It’s more of a knock on Divorce Court which I place on the same level as ratchet TV.
This man is funny as hell.
I think the judge is beauty
CEDRICK
Cute Ceddie looks REALLY GOOD to me in his beastly costume!
I remember this one
i enjoyed it
"This is Beastism!"
Ced killed this lol
Lol 😂😂 😂,"I go on paper"
They had me rollin!!!! Lol
Black man in family court.
I forgot how funny this show was.
😂😂😂
Beauty kinda cute, tho
I'm so done lmao omg 😂😂
aren't they from, '' que hora es""??
QueenzyMelanie Sings yeah
LMAO YE
Si, el gato es muy bonita.
Queenzy Melanie Yes
they trying so hard not to laugh😁
Darling the flowers lol lol.
They look like Zendaya’s parents lol
beasticism
Why dies the black man have to be the beast
Would you prefer he were beauty???
Because black man need to work and pay bills.
Because Cedric wrote himself as The Beast
J F you're joking right? Unfortunately you don't understand the difference between satire and regular comedy. This is more pointed and ugly. Which l can still produce a laugh
@@flexthought7655 What do you mean? He has to also accept the racism in order to "work" and "pay" the bills?! Fun!
The 1,000th like here
long beast,florida lool
ced had a show ?! when ?
He had a short-lived sketch comedy series called "Cedric The Entertainer Presents" which aired on Fox for only 1 season back in the early 2000s.
Why does the best sound like Cedric the entertainer
because it is, are you blind or something?
Has been beauty and the Beast 😆