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@@Whatareyoudoinnhere no, when USSR reaches 100% surrender, they do just that and surrender the fight, meaning they are no longer at war and cannot declare war. What Schimmy was doing was refusing to click on the Bitter Peace event where half the Soviet Union became German territory. Bo wouldn't have to fight any the USSR any longer, but Schimmy was denying him the extra resources from signing the peace treaty
@Michael Martin Thats because multiplayer is broken in Hoi 3 but otherwise its a good game. But still Hearts of Iron Darkest hour is a mixed bag of Hoi 3 and hoi 4.
Years after, I finally understand what happened with the peace deals. Axis tried to enforce territorial war goals on USSR, which is why peace deal didn't kick in immediately. Whereas Allies used enforce democracy war goal on Germany, which meant Germany turns into a Social Liberal country led by Zentrum, however Hitler and co stayed as ministers, changes were Open Society and Free Trade laws, also economy&conscription laws also reverted back to War Economy&One Year Draft from Total Mobilization&Three Year Draft. It also meant Germany kept its cores (Germany kept Danzig, Austria and Czechia as they were cores but lost Alsace-Lorraine because Germany didn't core it, if France wasn't in Allies and a peace deal happened Germany would've kept it) and just peaced out with its enemies.
Fun fact hoi3 has mechanics which make it practically impossible to hold the initial barbarossa. What most people then do is form up the majority of their army on rivers deeper in the country and other defensive positions (eg crimean isthmus or pripyet marshes) and hold there.
@@athomicritics I know Im late but the reason he couldn't move his units is because your supposed to keep HQ units in the back while while he put them in the front lines so when they got attacked or encircled none of his other units could move.
@@sodomisedcheesegrater9820 It's not like they were incompetent. After all, the USSR's losses are acceptable if you look into the bigger picture. Their sole purpose was to tie up most of Germany's manpower to the East, keeping the Germans distracted whilst the Western Allies advance through Africa with the hopes of reopening the Western Front in mainland Europe. And the Soviets were directing most of their resources to produce as many guns and munitions as possible to retake their Western parts that are vital to the nation's economy. Don't forget about multiple of their sucessful operations, such as Bagration where an entire German Army group were literally disintegrated.
@@dweeeebreal But, if Stalin hadn't been a paranoid fuckwad, there wouldn't have been the purge of the army, where many experienced officers were executed. The losses were avoidable is what I'm trying to imply. Had it been another ideology in USSR, eg democracy, this may have not occured.
I can only imagine Stalin literally crying and screaming out at Hitler from Moscow, and Hitler been able to hear it from Berlin saying to a soldier by his side, like "I love mondays"
USA: *Loses to an undersupplied German Army that can't even fuel their tanks* Me: Hang on, I thought the battle of the Bulge happened in France, not Italy.
@@ChestOfDoom The Germans pushed the US back at first, encircled and destroyed some American forces, but then eventually got pushed back, due to low supply and American reinforcements, that's what happened here. Except in Italy.
@@ChestOfDoom In this game the US didn't lose. They got pushed back and lost a few divisions, but by the end of the episode they had defeated Germany. If you mean the US didn't win that particular battle, then you are right, but I think it's still similar to the Bulge.
05:00AM, August 8th, 2021. I'm lying in bed, with my attempts to grasp sleep proving to be ineffective. I decide, in my deprived state, to watch one of my favourite cheap laugh RUclipsrs. My headphones are not to hand, but none should be up to hear, as long as I'm covert, right? I open a video. 'Danzig or War - Hoi3 MP In A Nutshell'. T'was a fun one when I saw it before, right? However, I forgot one crucial detail. On that morning, as the birds decried the return of the sun, all of Albion was shook by a great cry. *"THE SPIRIT OF COMMUNISM WILL SAVE THIS NATION!"* While my hands were quick to decrease the volume, I fear that it may be too late, and a draconian beast of the Welshlands, or a child of Mordred may have been awakened. why the fuck did i write this instead of sleeping holy fuck someone kill me
I have JUST discovered this lil diamond and my stomach hurts ,my eyes are red and teary and i cant stop laughing at 3 am in the morning! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Me Beginning: "Yes, win for the Fatherland!" Me Mid; "Uh...you do have a plan for the allies as they take over southern europe right?" Me End: "OH GOD WHAT DID YOU DO HOW DID THIS HAPPEN"
”Damn, hoi3 was such a superior game you had so much more controll over your units and every mechanic was so much more deep with superior player involvement and historical immersion. Hoi4 is just mind-numbing simplistic shitfest where all you do os draw a line and win.
Damn, at least try to micro everything yourself before you make such a bold claim xD Such a shame the game doesn't work on Windows 10 anymore though, sometimes while playing HoI 4 I just want to return back to do things like in the old days; not that I don't enjoy HoI4, but I feel like it lacks some of the charm of it's old, buggy and map-stretched brother ( the HoI 3 world map is cancer)
5:51 Reminds me of the line from 1982's "The Thing": I know you gentlemen have been through alot, but when you find the time, I'd rather not spend all winter TIED TO THIS FUCKING COUCH!!!!!!!
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That sucks
@@byzantine2516 it's because he CAN'T MOVE HIS FUCKING UNITS
You tube is a great 10/10 (sarcasm)
*Rare footage of Stalin's mental breakdown during german invasion of russia (Colorized, 1942)*
@JL-CptAtom why allies hasn't lend-leased people to Soviets. That was disgraceful
It didn't even get to 1942...
TheYeetiest YT The advance was till mid 1943.
Snake He sounds remarkably like Hitler during his mental breakdown.
@@Trajan114 I mean in the hoi3 game
German diplomat: Literally the Iron Chancellor himself
Allied diplomat: Whoever they could get their hands on in the mental ward
I mean tbh that was best case for them. The German army would've come back and thanos snapped em
@@Whatareyoudoinnhere no, when USSR reaches 100% surrender, they do just that and surrender the fight, meaning they are no longer at war and cannot declare war. What Schimmy was doing was refusing to click on the Bitter Peace event where half the Soviet Union became German territory. Bo wouldn't have to fight any the USSR any longer, but Schimmy was denying him the extra resources from signing the peace treaty
Congrats to the German diplomat who lead their surrender negotiations...
Peace in our time bois.
Maybe the allies made Neville their diplomat
Whoever that was, it was like Bernadotte on steroids.
Bismarck 2
@@geneticTechnician Third Miracle of the House of Brandenburg? Did the leaders of every Allied country die and get replaced by a Hitler fanboy?
America: Germany I have two army groups ready for combat
Germany: Good. Twice the pride, double the fall
Thanks for the ❤ Bo.
This hoi3 episodes are absolute masterpieces
It was funny, but the game is pure trash.
@@motivationalmadness10 the AI Is Good tho
@@motivationalmadness10 the game its awesome but its too Hardcore
@@genericanimepicture3559 hoi3 ai is bad
@Michael Martin Thats because multiplayer is broken in Hoi 3 but otherwise its a good game.
But still Hearts of Iron Darkest hour is a mixed bag of Hoi 3 and hoi 4.
*0:40** Stalin meeting Churchill to talk about relasing pressure of the Soviet Union on the Eastern front*
*(crica 1941)*
Swimmy playing normally: oh hey bo my tanks are moving here
Swimmy playing HOI3: *THE SPIRIT OF COMMUNISM WILL SAVE THIS NATION*
😂😂
The funny thing is he's right, the spirit of communism did save his 100% capitulated nation
*DAS WAR EIN BEFEHL*
@@Karl_der_Genosse im gonna remember that line so i can yell at people in german
@@Whatareyoudoinnhere he was making fun of Romania, you know that right?
why does screaming swimmy sound exactly like screaming dressel?
has swimmy joined the marines?
UUUUUURAAAAA
U U U R A A A
Was dressel here?
He was possessed by Dressel
No because he would have tried to take iwo Jima...
*Bo peaces out but still keeps Danzig*
"I see this as an absolute win!"
*1k likes and no replies? Lemme fix that.*
This is the Stalin equivalent to the downfall scene
So Stalin 1941?
Lmao
“He’s pushing his tanks and still encircling you!”
The first 13 seconds was the best intro I have ever heard in my life
German athletes in the Wehrmacht
German High Command: Ay yo we got most of your big cities, you guys gonna capitulate?
Russian High Command: Give us time to consider...
Russia IRL
@@superchacho777 pretty much. The only thing they fear is literally our nukes pointed up their asses
that is a very long line-name...
I mean IRL they'd never capitulate
Years after, I finally understand what happened with the peace deals. Axis tried to enforce territorial war goals on USSR, which is why peace deal didn't kick in immediately. Whereas Allies used enforce democracy war goal on Germany, which meant Germany turns into a Social Liberal country led by Zentrum, however Hitler and co stayed as ministers, changes were Open Society and Free Trade laws, also economy&conscription laws also reverted back to War Economy&One Year Draft from Total Mobilization&Three Year Draft. It also meant Germany kept its cores (Germany kept Danzig, Austria and Czechia as they were cores but lost Alsace-Lorraine because Germany didn't core it, if France wasn't in Allies and a peace deal happened Germany would've kept it) and just peaced out with its enemies.
Did not expect my ears to be loudly introduced to communism the second the video started
Thanos: *Snaps and half the universe disappears*
Bo: Are you challenging me?
Bo: *Right clicks and makes the entire Red Army disappear*
True.
Soviets: Are you challenging me?
*Opens mouth and murders every single one of our ears*
Fun fact hoi3 has mechanics which make it practically impossible to hold the initial barbarossa. What most people then do is form up the majority of their army on rivers deeper in the country and other defensive positions (eg crimean isthmus or pripyet marshes) and hold there.
is that why he couldnt move any of its unit ?
@@athomicritics I know Im late but the reason he couldn't move his units is because your supposed to keep HQ units in the back while while he put them in the front lines so when they got attacked or encircled none of his other units could move.
*When the person playing the Soviet Union has more faith in Communism than the actual Communists*
Usa 🇺🇸 usa
@@TRUECRISTIANJESUS Soviet union lost 30 times more people than USA. Show a bit of respect.
@@banosisbest4976 It's because they were fucking incompetent and couldn't supply their own men with ammunition, guns, etc
@@sodomisedcheesegrater9820 It's not like they were incompetent. After all, the USSR's losses are acceptable if you look into the bigger picture.
Their sole purpose was to tie up most of Germany's manpower to the East, keeping the Germans distracted whilst the Western Allies advance through Africa with the hopes of reopening the Western Front in mainland Europe.
And the Soviets were directing most of their resources to produce as many guns and munitions as possible to retake their Western parts that are vital to the nation's economy.
Don't forget about multiple of their sucessful operations, such as Bagration where an entire German Army group were literally disintegrated.
@@dweeeebreal But, if Stalin hadn't been a paranoid fuckwad, there wouldn't have been the purge of the army, where many experienced officers were executed.
The losses were avoidable is what I'm trying to imply. Had it been another ideology in USSR, eg democracy, this may have not occured.
I can only imagine Stalin literally crying and screaming out at Hitler from Moscow, and Hitler been able to hear it from Berlin saying to a soldier by his side, like "I love mondays"
Danzig, so that we can have the spirit of Iwo Jima on our side
HAHAAHSDHA YOU GET IT GUYS, ITS FUNNY BEACUSE IWO JIMA!aWUDFUBFFDSFSFDFXDDDDDDDDdddddASDQ
@@Uberkatze- Calm tf down.
*PAPUA NEW GUINEA!!!*
@@NoNameAtAll2 Greece is more important
this is historically accurate, Stalin did actually have a near mental breakdown when Germany invaded. Thanks for the RP bo
that one dislike must be Swimmy
Can't blame him when he got cyberbullied the entire game tbh
0:08
0:40
1:06
1:31
3:54
4:03
4:17
4:33
4:41
4:51
4:58
5:51
6:12
6:20
Thank me later
Thanks
Swimmy's downward spiral
Glorious
0:07
Thanks you for pointing out the best moments in this video
And here we see Stalin's version of an Endsieg.
Justin Speaks. How do you say "Downfall" in Russian? Because with the screams of "D-DAY!" I am drawling a comparison to Der Untergang.
@@kabob0077 Nisproverzheniye is the Russian word for Downfall. Doesn't really roll off the tounge that well.
Justin Speaks. If forced to pick I'd go with the German word for Downfall.
@@justinspeaks.1652 Padenie or Падение is the better and most used word
NYET NYET NYET NYET!!!
_clicks on video_
_gets deafened by the Soviets_
ZA RODINA!!!!!!!! URAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!
URAAAAAAAA!!!!!!
@@independentrogue FOR MOTHER RUSSIA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
USA: *Loses to an undersupplied German Army that can't even fuel their tanks*
Me: Hang on, I thought the battle of the Bulge happened in France, not Italy.
But the us won the battle of the bulge
@@ChestOfDoom The Germans pushed the US back at first, encircled and destroyed some American forces, but then eventually got pushed back, due to low supply and American reinforcements, that's what happened here. Except in Italy.
@@justinspeaks.1652 Well no, in game the us lost, in the battle of the bulge the us got pushed back but eventually won the battle
@@ChestOfDoom In this game the US didn't lose. They got pushed back and lost a few divisions, but by the end of the episode they had defeated Germany. If you mean the US didn't win that particular battle, then you are right, but I think it's still similar to the Bulge.
@@justinspeaks.1652 There are subtle differences between a battle and a war
I've never heard swimmy been so angry before and I love Keppler yelling, but Swimmy is a whole other fish
"There's always a bigger fish."
To the defence of USSR moving the units in HoI3 is actually cancer
Which very closely accurate to RL troops and unit comando.
I played as SU once and boi im bad.
@@marny3559 But he wasn't
@@boltmix7294 But he was. Have you watched the video?
@@marny3559 It effectively was a 3v1. If he had two other players helping him micro I'm sure the soviets would have held out.
Danzig or war? Neither, the right answer is Iwo Jima
This is the best comment
Bermuda
It's a strategically important position.
Bo: How will it end?
Me: probably with a lot of screaming and rage.
Germany: *is invading russia easily*
Russia to the allies: 0:40
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😂
D-DAY D-DAY D-DAY D-DAY!!!
Thank you for the gold, kind straaaaaaanger
Get that reddit shit away from RUclips, you imbecile
Actually it reminds me of Hitler in Untergang and his famous FEGELEIN! FEGELEIN! FEGELEIN!
Historically accurate?
Swimmy: *the rage of the actual Soviet Union*
Me: Hold on, I didn't think they were roleplaying real life!
*STALIN IN HIS BEDROOM WHEN OPERATION BARBAROSA STARTED, 1941 (COLORIZED)*
I just now realized how same the Victoria II and Hoi3 interface looks
9:11 Germany hits 100% surrender
Hitler:nein
*Erika intensefies*
😂😂
5:50 : Stalin reaction to the Kiev encirclement 1941 colorized
BO YOU GOTTA DO MORE HOI3 it’s such a perfectly balanced game with no problems whatsoever
xd
Hmm, SpiffingBrit reference, I see
"why are my units retreating in-"
* turns down volume *
0:07 Officer, this man right here!!
Bo fulfilled Germany's historical war goals, I'd say he won.
"Your girlfriend doesnt love you." Classic rage response lol
05:00AM, August 8th, 2021.
I'm lying in bed, with my attempts to grasp sleep proving to be ineffective.
I decide, in my deprived state, to watch one of my favourite cheap laugh RUclipsrs.
My headphones are not to hand, but none should be up to hear, as long as I'm covert, right?
I open a video. 'Danzig or War - Hoi3 MP In A Nutshell'. T'was a fun one when I saw it before, right?
However, I forgot one crucial detail.
On that morning, as the birds decried the return of the sun, all of Albion was shook by a great cry.
*"THE SPIRIT OF COMMUNISM WILL SAVE THIS NATION!"*
While my hands were quick to decrease the volume, I fear that it may be too late, and a draconian beast of the Welshlands, or a child of Mordred may have been awakened.
why the fuck did i write this instead of sleeping holy fuck someone kill me
Bo: We are literally walking through the USSR with no resistance.
Allies: say sike right now
These make me nonstop laugh:
0:07
0:40
1:31
3:53
4:02
4:16
4:33
4:50 (or 4:51 )
4:58
5:51
4:16: Soviet high command 1942.
I have JUST discovered this lil diamond and my stomach hurts ,my eyes are red and teary and i cant stop laughing at 3 am in the morning! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
i hope the USSR player keep doing this when he rage or anything bad happen to him
Bo is so OP, even the game hates him lol. You may not have won the game Bo, but you won our hearts. Thank you.
I'm pleased with how calm and collected Swimmy was throughout this entire game...kept his cool like a champ!
I can feel the parts in my headphones moving, possibly even breaking
Bo play commander babes
Russia be like if I can't win the war, I'll at least burst headphone users' ear drums
Me Beginning: "Yes, win for the Fatherland!"
Me Mid; "Uh...you do have a plan for the allies as they take over southern europe right?"
Me End: "OH GOD WHAT DID YOU DO HOW DID THIS HAPPEN"
Bo play that wacky and fun game some random guy sent u called Commander Babes
Stalin realizing that purging his best officers wasn't a good idea.
100 million casualties on both sides for danzig...
Ladies and gentlemen, we got em
"He's not dead whys he not dead!!" *hitler screaming at stalin circa 1943*
Nobody
Not a single person
Litterally no one in this world
Hitler when his troops are surrounded at Stalingrad: 1:31
iSorrowproductions bought you Commander Babes so now you have to play it
Bo play commander babes, I think it looks right up your alley!
just listening to swimmy scream and pound his desk is comic gold right there. nice encirclements bo!
When Swimmy is actually getting a crazy rage ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
*Swimmy's biggest rage starts in **0:07*
I haven't seen the episode yet but I'm guessing golden lost.
Swimmy: now I need my units to move
His units: *well now I’m not doing it*
I feel like swimmy was starting to suffer from lack of sleep orrrrrrrrr he was home alone and gave no fucks 😂
Swimmy reminds me of that "I don't have UNO" meme
by far best hoi video out there
I really feel for Swimmy here. It's fair that he's pissed off.
for real
"fair and square win" my fucking ass, 4 people micro-ing one person that has never played that game before
@@Jeyeyeyey,
Even I, who love HOI3, would never in a million years be able to win that. It was bullshit through and through.
@@beatthegreat7020 wE wOn FaiR aNd SqUaRe
Ahhh, that time you broke Swimmy. It went downhill from here, now he is even more of a meme than Braun and Dressel combined
There is nothing better than Smoking a Huge joint and then realising Theres a new bokoen video
HOI 3 is such a nightmare to deal with damn
Hey Bo, ISP gifted you a game, you should totaly play that game!
Did anyone notice the popup at 6:35? 39 troops lost vs. 216k lost. RIP
I like how USA is just chill and like doesn’t give a shit about his tank divisions.
1:13
Rare footage of someone pronouncing Vladivostok correctly omg
I've never seen Swimmy this angry
I actually feel kinda bad for swimmy sounds like his army was just as incompetent as the real Russian army in ww2, but he still needs to chill a bit.
2:34 AM : it's time to sleep. Let me check yt subscriptions and after that i go to sleep
New Bo's video : ahhhh shit
Hey Bo play Commander Babes ISP found the greatest game of 2019 and he bought it just for you
HAHA YEAH
5:50 what we're all here for
Man, after a while I just felt sorry for the USSR, you could just notice on his voice that he was having a bad time
Could you imagine the look on the english, French, and polish faces when the war ends and Germany got to keep Danzig?
Damn that 'peace deal' though. Basically Poland got reduced to General Government
I love the perfect representation of Stalin during barbarosa
”Damn, hoi3 was such a superior game you had so much more controll over your units and every mechanic was so much more deep with superior player involvement and historical immersion. Hoi4 is just mind-numbing simplistic shitfest where all you do os draw a line and win.
Raging mad swimmy isn’t something you see everyday
"HOLD THE FUCKING LINE!"
Ahh yes.
My favorite song by Toto
Men I duck everytime Swimmy screamed
Next up: Darkest Hour: A Hearts of Iron game
Is this the first episode where Swimmy rages cause it's golden
Swimmy: *Exists*
Bo: Im bout to end this man's whole career
"Hoi3 is the best paradox game."
- my idiot friend who lets the AI do everything for him in Hoi3
Damn, at least try to micro everything yourself before you make such a bold claim xD Such a shame the game doesn't work on Windows 10 anymore though, sometimes while playing HoI 4 I just want to return back to do things like in the old days; not that I don't enjoy HoI4, but I feel like it lacks some of the charm of it's old, buggy and map-stretched brother ( the HoI 3 world map is cancer)
5:51 Reminds me of the line from 1982's "The Thing": I know you gentlemen have been through alot, but when you find the time, I'd rather not spend all winter TIED TO THIS FUCKING COUCH!!!!!!!
Swimmy melted down harder than Chernobyl, holy shit.
that defeated "what!?" at the end, i really felt that
USSR: *Loud screaming and smashing*
Germany: *Good* let the hate flow through you.
Why are you spamming comments.
@@richardroberson2564 Becuase memes.
@@richardroberson2564 he is pursuing worthless internet points, let him be
Me: Sees Another "HOI4" Video
Me: Watches
Me: OH NO, NOT AGAIN!!
I fear bo is torturing me with these HOI3 Videos
This breakdown of swimmy is nostalgic
0:40 Best Moment
Swimmy has a set of lungs that'd make a drill sergeant shit himself lmao