Ye ive become a bit like this.since i was 5 & 13 ive had 2 passions in my life & there's never been room 4much else.then i came across uncle joey (how i honestly can't remember) & now im a fully no messing member of the church & now the joint family.they say laughter is the best medicine right
Oh my God my stomach hurts from laughing so f****** hard thank you mister shaffir. I haven't checked in on yours podcast for a while. Glad to see you're up and running again. Where is Arie living now he's like a hippie in the middle of the f****** Woods I love it.
Joeys got another thing comin if he thinks his daughter wont know he smokes until shes 17 lol, you realize all that shit a lot younger, kids are always listening
more then likely but at least shell be of age to understand and be talked to rationally, props to him for wanting to keep it from her until shes of age
How the fuck after that long smoking does joey remember everyones name from his entire life, including dates and details when i cant remember shit from last week...amazing
In high school, my friends and I would fill a shopping cart will liquor and push it out the door. Even then I wasn't dumb enough to think it was a victimless crime. Theft is incorporated into the cost of things. You're bottle of Jagermeister cost more because the store had to buy that security cap and install a detector by the door. One by one we turned 18, a few close calls and one beat up Dominick's manager later and our era of selling stolen booze came to an end.
Imagine a society where everyone thought like Joey, where you could go around stealing whatever you wont. Nobody would build or create or invest in anything because some shit head would just come and steal it. Scumbags and low lives steal, not people that want to live in a healthy society.
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I love hearing Lee randomly laughing in the back
On a cold night, a cup of spiked coffee, a cigar, and Joey Diaz stories is a vibe 🤙🤌
Joey's brain makes the National Archives look like a bookshelf
The national archives have to rely on actual published works. Joey can just make shit up.
UNCLE JOEY IS TREMENDOUS!
@@resmarted all week he's been having childhood and earlier life friends on his pod. The literally have individually corroborated multiple stories.
@@Trent_Moorman Joey is literally a liar and a thief.
@@resmarted you a Mook!
"I wasn't a thief, I bumped into things."
Im 5 minutes into the podcast, but I read that in joey's voice.
3:50 he wanted to say Kobe so bad when he threw that rock!!! Lmao
Broooo. I thought he was gonna say it. I would of lost it lol. Missed opportunity
@amanda miller yep!! Also my ex's name is Amanda Miller!! Js
Covid is the best thing to happen to Ari. Went from public enemy number 1 to completely forgotten about in a matter of months
Mike Smith it was gonna happen anyway. But ari will be best known for his Kobe joke.
Fuck Kobe!!!
@Sky Gomez edgy!!
well, you seem to still remember him since you are still here
@@cracknigga your name is fucking awesome!
I watch anything with the great Joey Diaz!!! He has become my most favorite human who has ever walked the earth!!! More real than Superman!!!
Ye ive become a bit like this.since i was 5 & 13 ive had 2 passions in my life & there's never been room 4much else.then i came across uncle joey (how i honestly can't remember) & now im a fully no messing member of the church & now the joint family.they say laughter is the best medicine right
Lol Joey literally pulls off magic sleight of hand when he’s robbing you. Hilarious
taking a drink of water is a dangerous game when Joey Diaz is talking
Ari certainly doesn't have trouble finding cocaine during the lockdown.
lol
@@gallowayabb Cock pocket! (Sing the hot pocket line when you res that! 😉😉😉)
@Joe Brown found the guy who does coke
So much respect for Joey Diaz.
only joey is able to go and tell stories about his robberies for 3 straight fucking hours lmao! LOVE IT!
Bro Uncle Joey was blaaasted in this one
When coco is so stoned he closes his eyes its gunna be a goodun
“What was I talking about” Joey Diaz
That Joey Jingles story makes a lot more sense now.
best comedy i’ve seen since this lock downs soooo good ahahaha
Take it easy on Ari, guys.. hes a pure Jewish stereotype, but hes okay
What Ari said: "I've had genital warts"
What Ari meant: "I have genital warts"
What I read it as "what ari meant: I have genital wants" loool
"I don't have to go in there like 'Beauty school drop out'" 😂😂
one of the best podcasts ive seen in awhile
So glad this is a channel now.
"everyone should just shoplift for charity" lol
"you guys mark normand steals too!" LMFAOOO dead
'gotta stay in shape' 🤣
..I kept moving his money around...😅
How Dare You, I'm with an American soldier 😂
my God this podcast is historic !! 3 hour ear beating all joey Diaz
Anytime I watch Joey MF Diaz in a podcast I have to smoke a bowl, just to keep up.
Hell yeah great podcast 😎
Joey is the man!
If heroin had a face
Love a nice smoke sesh in nature cheers dudes yo
Love your mom in nature
Ari this was beautiful lmao... we needed an authoritative manuscript on the nuances of José Diaz’s robbins
In the intro when he throws the tock in the creek like a basketball I bet he said "Kobe"
I would die laughing
I came here to see if anyone thought that same thing😂😂😂
1:51:30 Joey's story goes so well with sirens in the backround
1:08:09
Ari's Face. An appropriate response to what Joey Diaz told him. I'm dying.
1:17:10 AIDS Joints
1:26:30 A Good Lee Laugh
Hi Ari!!! Keep it up dude this channel is sick! Much love from Canada
the first 15 minutes feels like something i found and shouldn’t be watching
Hahahaha
Hahaha lee laughing in the background lol
A series on HBO needs to be made just solely on Joeys 1983 year
Joey is the man. He is a real person that comes from real struggles like the rest of us
The shroom trip intro 😂😂
Ari and Joey both legands in their own right Joey is the best story teller out there Ari is great for his don't give a fuck attitude
I'm sooo high; I thought you were standing in front of a green screen.
I love the respect Ari has for Diaz, and that they are equally 2 extremely funny people!
"What was i sayin" 54x 😂😂😂
I love seeing Ari out in the wild doing the intro.
On mushrooms
Its so awesome.
Yeah because he is gonna get jumped when he comes to La
Nah, maybe a high-five.
Joe Guy yeah from a pussy like you maybe
i fuckin love joey...we NEED him to stay with us man.
Smokin on a plane next to a SOLDIER (uncle diaz voice)
LEGENDARY LMAOOO
Shoplifters of the world unite!!!♾😤⚔
never let the truth get in the way of a good story
“This is North Hollywood ... this isn’t fuckin’ ... Hollywood”
Join forces? Lmfao! Joey Diaz is a real Avenger!
Ari stole that BHS girls soccer 2014 shirt
He slithered in like a lanky goblin.
I don’t mind stealing bread from the mouths of decadence
That's what a lot of actual poor people around the world think about you. They're comin for ya.
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Loved that reference RIP chris
Oh my God my stomach hurts from laughing so f****** hard thank you mister shaffir. I haven't checked in on yours podcast for a while. Glad to see you're up and running again. Where is Arie living now he's like a hippie in the middle of the f****** Woods I love it.
I'm the kind of guy, I'llllll admit it when I fart 😂
"I dunno, I just like to get ripped.."
3:50 he alllllmost says “Kobe”
Donnell Rawlings "Kobe Bryaaaaaaant....is gooooone"
Hahahahahaha i posted that to b 4 i saw this!!! Same timestamp!!! Lmmfao
Lol 😂 I thought the same shit
Hahaha! Joey Diaz is cool as shit and Ari is a flying Jew! Hahaha. Thanks for the cool show Ari
Joey ; every dollar I kept
Ari : REALLY?
Joey : went to cocaine
A man of principles
1:08:00 - "...I'd take all the coke, the cut, EVERYthing..cause this is a revenge hit.." Classic.
Joey "I would have been in the Criminal Hall of Fame if it wasn't for fences" Diaz
3:46 you know Ari wanted to echo, *Kobe*
I see Mr. Diaz, I like. It’s that simple.
You are simple.
Tarot for Self-Knowledge and you are pathetic
You are simple.
@@learntonganwithandrew find railroad tracks and just wait
YES!! Great way to start my birthday
Happy Birthday James!
Happy birthday guy!
Happy bday bud
Happy Born day brotha wish you the best!!
Happy birthday you savage!
eating some shrooms and chillin listening to ari. ; )
How'd it go?
@@chilliLRK I dont even remember what the podcast was about. lol
Aids gets alllll the fucking good treatment. Gold.
I couldn't imagine growing up in the 80s and 90s on new York city ...I know what Philly is like. Can't imagine nyc
Dude I think the same thing at any urinals!! Apparently everyone pisses longer than us 😂😂😂
Joeys got another thing comin if he thinks his daughter wont know he smokes until shes 17 lol, you realize all that shit a lot younger, kids are always listening
He said 14 but yea she'll know by 10 probably if not younger.
I knew my mom smoked weed when I was 4. I walked downstairs & she and her friend were rolling a joints, so I said, "Mom are you smoking weed again?"
more then likely but at least shell be of age to understand and be talked to rationally, props to him for wanting to keep it from her until shes of age
@@dozersmama21 ya little fuckin narc
Joey needs a show about revenge robbery collect stories from friends or fans but I think it’s got wheels
How the fuck after that long smoking does joey remember everyones name from his entire life, including dates and details when i cant remember shit from last week...amazing
Their skill level 100
Thief
16:10. Thank Me. I'm Welcome. 🐯
Joey Diaz so fucking funny 🤣 😆 😂
What you all came for(Joey Diaz) starts at 16:20.
Thats 420 in military time.
@@alexheider5484 blaze
casual 15 minute intro hahahaha
bahahahaha i love it so much
I have been young Joey Diaz most of my life.
Nothing better than Joey telling Ari how to be a Jew. "whats a bank, whats this central thing, whats this bookie taking number thing" ....
Only here for Uncle Joey, you were on fire today CoCo
2:34:59 ari tries to get Joey Diaz to snitch on himself and fails lol
(Misery loves company )
This is peak zanned uncle joey
Can't cancel Uncle Joey..👍🏾😜
Hahaha what an intro 🤣
LMMFAO 👍
Stealing is all fun an games until ya get caught, then it's embarrassing
Why is Ari in the basement where they filmed Home Alone?
It's the only spot his family member will allow him in their house, unless the car is running in a their closed garage.
Love you Ari great guest uncle Joey in the house
A record for theft will make it a nightmare to get a job for any corporate owned business
METH to MATH nice Save haha !
*_This is your brain on drugs!_* (Ari in the beginning)
That double cross scheme is genius
He once got busy in a Burger King bathroom.
ari releasing podcasts from the middle of the amazon
That Zoom background is AMAZING.....
So real looking lol
Wait the forest? That is real...
No ya fuck 😂 making that sammich on the go dude 👌🏼🖕🏻🦠
Im a fan of the church and am here to support Joey
I almost lost it when he called them lezmy Moore and Aaron kushner
ari is living in a beautiful simulation
3:45
Ari’s thoughts: “ _kobe_ “
Was he rolling the first 15mins wtf
In high school, my friends and I would fill a shopping cart will liquor and push it out the door. Even then I wasn't dumb enough to think it was a victimless crime. Theft is incorporated into the cost of things. You're bottle of Jagermeister cost more because the store had to buy that security cap and install a detector by the door. One by one we turned 18, a few close calls and one beat up Dominick's manager later and our era of selling stolen booze came to an end.
Imagine a society where everyone thought like Joey, where you could go around stealing whatever you wont. Nobody would build or create or invest in anything because some shit head would just come and steal it. Scumbags and low lives steal, not people that want to live in a healthy society.
1275638a Did someone steal your wife dude? You seem really mad.
Fuck you pussy
@@resmarted That's some racist shit right there dude
@@johnedward8352 Uh, what? How? Unless you think only black people steal.