Joey Diaz: The Revenge Robber | Ari Shaffir's Skeptic Tank Episode 386
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- Опубликовано: 17 май 2020
- Stand-up comedian Joey Diaz joins your host comedian Ari Shaffir to discuss a lifetime of theft. From his neighborhood grocery store to local drug dealers, to major department stores, Joey has a story about stealing for any occasion.
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I love hearing Lee randomly laughing in the back
Joey's brain makes the National Archives look like a bookshelf
The national archives have to rely on actual published works. Joey can just make shit up.
UNCLE JOEY IS TREMENDOUS!
@@resmarted all week he's been having childhood and earlier life friends on his pod. The literally have individually corroborated multiple stories.
@@Trent_Moorman Joey is literally a liar and a thief.
@@resmarted you a Mook!
"I wasn't a thief, I bumped into things."
Im 5 minutes into the podcast, but I read that in joey's voice.
On a cold night, a cup of spiked coffee, a cigar, and Joey Diaz stories is a vibe 🤙🤌
3:50 he wanted to say Kobe so bad when he threw that rock!!! Lmao
Broooo. I thought he was gonna say it. I would of lost it lol. Missed opportunity
@amanda miller yep!! Also my ex's name is Amanda Miller!! Js
Covid is the best thing to happen to Ari. Went from public enemy number 1 to completely forgotten about in a matter of months
Mike Smith it was gonna happen anyway. But ari will be best known for his Kobe joke.
Fuck Kobe!!!
@Sky Gomez edgy!!
well, you seem to still remember him since you are still here
@@cracknigga your name is fucking awesome!
Ari certainly doesn't have trouble finding cocaine during the lockdown.
lol
@@abbey6507 Cock pocket! (Sing the hot pocket line when you res that! 😉😉😉)
@Joe Brown found the guy who does coke
When coco is so stoned he closes his eyes its gunna be a goodun
“What was I talking about” Joey Diaz
taking a drink of water is a dangerous game when Joey Diaz is talking
Lol Joey literally pulls off magic sleight of hand when he’s robbing you. Hilarious
I watch anything with the great Joey Diaz!!! He has become my most favorite human who has ever walked the earth!!! More real than Superman!!!
Ye ive become a bit like this.since i was 5 & 13 ive had 2 passions in my life & there's never been room 4much else.then i came across uncle joey (how i honestly can't remember) & now im a fully no messing member of the church & now the joint family.they say laughter is the best medicine right
Bro Uncle Joey was blaaasted in this one
I love seeing Ari out in the wild doing the intro.
On mushrooms
Its so awesome.
Yeah because he is gonna get jumped when he comes to La
Nah, maybe a high-five.
Joe Guy yeah from a pussy like you maybe
What Ari said: "I've had genital warts"
What Ari meant: "I have genital warts"
What I read it as "what ari meant: I have genital wants" loool
the first 15 minutes feels like something i found and shouldn’t be watching
Hahahaha
That Joey Jingles story makes a lot more sense now.
Take it easy on Ari, guys.. hes a pure Jewish stereotype, but hes okay
I'm sooo high; I thought you were standing in front of a green screen.
only joey is able to go and tell stories about his robberies for 3 straight fucking hours lmao! LOVE IT!
So much respect for Joey Diaz.
"everyone should just shoplift for charity" lol
Ari stole that BHS girls soccer 2014 shirt
He slithered in like a lanky goblin.
Anytime I watch Joey MF Diaz in a podcast I have to smoke a bowl, just to keep up.
"I don't have to go in there like 'Beauty school drop out'" 😂😂
best comedy i’ve seen since this lock downs soooo good ahahaha
Hahaha! Joey Diaz is cool as shit and Ari is a flying Jew! Hahaha. Thanks for the cool show Ari
This is peak zanned uncle joey
"you guys mark normand steals too!" LMFAOOO dead
So glad this is a channel now.
In the intro when he throws the tock in the creek like a basketball I bet he said "Kobe"
I would die laughing
I came here to see if anyone thought that same thing😂😂😂
I don’t mind stealing bread from the mouths of decadence
That's what a lot of actual poor people around the world think about you. They're comin for ya.
posted from my iPhone
Loved that reference RIP chris
casual 15 minute intro hahahaha
bahahahaha i love it so much
3:46 you know Ari wanted to echo, *Kobe*
Was he rolling the first 15mins wtf
3:50 he alllllmost says “Kobe”
Donnell Rawlings "Kobe Bryaaaaaaant....is gooooone"
Hahahahahaha i posted that to b 4 i saw this!!! Same timestamp!!! Lmmfao
Lol 😂 I thought the same shit
How the fuck after that long smoking does joey remember everyones name from his entire life, including dates and details when i cant remember shit from last week...amazing
I'm the kind of guy, I'llllll admit it when I fart 😂
Ari this was beautiful lmao... we needed an authoritative manuscript on the nuances of José Diaz’s robbins
Joey ; every dollar I kept
Ari : REALLY?
Joey : went to cocaine
A man of principles
Why is Ari in the basement where they filmed Home Alone?
It's the only spot his family member will allow him in their house, unless the car is running in a their closed garage.
Hi Ari!!! Keep it up dude this channel is sick! Much love from Canada
Hell yeah great podcast 😎
"I dunno, I just like to get ripped.."
one of the best podcasts ive seen in awhile
A series on HBO needs to be made just solely on Joeys 1983 year
Hahaha lee laughing in the background lol
"What was i sayin" 54x 😂😂😂
my God this podcast is historic !! 3 hour ear beating all joey Diaz
Joey is the man!
If heroin had a face
Only here for Uncle Joey, you were on fire today CoCo
Love a nice smoke sesh in nature cheers dudes yo
Love your mom in nature
The shroom trip intro 😂😂
1:08:09
Ari's Face. An appropriate response to what Joey Diaz told him. I'm dying.
1:17:10 AIDS Joints
1:26:30 A Good Lee Laugh
never let the truth get in the way of a good story
Smokin on a plane next to a SOLDIER (uncle diaz voice)
LEGENDARY LMAOOO
Xanax Joey in the flesh
Joey "I would have been in the Criminal Hall of Fame if it wasn't for fences" Diaz
Join forces? Lmfao! Joey Diaz is a real Avenger!
Dude I think the same thing at any urinals!! Apparently everyone pisses longer than us 😂😂😂
I love the respect Ari has for Diaz, and that they are equally 2 extremely funny people!
Hahaha what an intro 🤣
“This is North Hollywood ... this isn’t fuckin’ ... Hollywood”
Joeys got another thing comin if he thinks his daughter wont know he smokes until shes 17 lol, you realize all that shit a lot younger, kids are always listening
He said 14 but yea she'll know by 10 probably if not younger.
I knew my mom smoked weed when I was 4. I walked downstairs & she and her friend were rolling a joints, so I said, "Mom are you smoking weed again?"
more then likely but at least shell be of age to understand and be talked to rationally, props to him for wanting to keep it from her until shes of age
@@dozersmama21 ya little fuckin narc
Joey is the man. He is a real person that comes from real struggles like the rest of us
1:51:30 Joey's story goes so well with sirens in the backround
ari is living in a beautiful simulation
Shoplifters of the world unite!!!♾😤⚔
Joey Diaz so fucking funny 🤣 😆 😂
i fuckin love joey...we NEED him to stay with us man.
Ari and Joey both legands in their own right Joey is the best story teller out there Ari is great for his don't give a fuck attitude
Oh my God my stomach hurts from laughing so f****** hard thank you mister shaffir. I haven't checked in on yours podcast for a while. Glad to see you're up and running again. Where is Arie living now he's like a hippie in the middle of the f****** Woods I love it.
He once got busy in a Burger King bathroom.
LMMFAO 👍
Stealing is all fun an games until ya get caught, then it's embarrassing
Can't cancel Uncle Joey..👍🏾😜
Their skill level 100
Thief
METH to MATH nice Save haha !
Smoking weed on a plane, i'm dead
*_This is your brain on drugs!_* (Ari in the beginning)
Aids gets alllll the fucking good treatment. Gold.
eating some shrooms and chillin listening to ari. ; )
How'd it go?
@@chilliLRK I dont even remember what the podcast was about. lol
1:08:00 - "...I'd take all the coke, the cut, EVERYthing..cause this is a revenge hit.." Classic.
ari releasing podcasts from the middle of the amazon
Nothing better than Joey telling Ari how to be a Jew. "whats a bank, whats this central thing, whats this bookie taking number thing" ....
I almost lost it when he called them lezmy Moore and Aaron kushner
I see Mr. Diaz, I like. It’s that simple.
You are simple.
Tarot for Self-Knowledge and you are pathetic
You are simple.
@@learntonganwithandrew find railroad tracks and just wait
That double cross scheme is genius
Joey needs a show about revenge robbery collect stories from friends or fans but I think it’s got wheels
Ari’s career is about as good as Kate quiglys drug habbit
Love you Ari great guest uncle Joey in the house
YES!! Great way to start my birthday
Happy Birthday James!
Happy birthday guy!
Happy bday bud
Happy Born day brotha wish you the best!!
Happy birthday you savage!
16:10. Thank Me. I'm Welcome. 🐯
It was in ‘83 when you could still fly on a plane
Gang gang
I couldn't imagine growing up in the 80s and 90s on new York city ...I know what Philly is like. Can't imagine nyc
No ya fuck 😂 making that sammich on the go dude 👌🏼🖕🏻🦠
Great podcast Ari!! Thank you and Uncle Joey for the escape! Coco needs to do like Bert and get some of his stores into movies. Much love to you guys!
used to shoplift pretty much everyday then one of my classmates ratted me out to my teachers and parents
3:45
Ari’s thoughts: “ _kobe_ “
Joey "Ari sit down, youre giving me Agity" Diaz