ASMR CIA Interview - Recruiting You as an Asset

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  • Опубликовано: 11 янв 2025

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  • @SOULMAN641
    @SOULMAN641 3 года назад +831

    You should show us the closet you have that contains the hundreds of costumes you've collected the years. That would be so amazing. Also you are the most talented ASMR role player I've ever seen on RUclips. I get so immersed into each video you post while at the same time feeling relaxed. :) Keep up the awesome work Jim.

    • @draliththeartist2084
      @draliththeartist2084 3 года назад +22

      It could also be titled: "Who Am i"

    • @f3minine3minem99
      @f3minine3minem99 2 года назад +5

      Nah in my opinion ephemeral rift is better this guys good but he ain’t got nothing on uncle rift

    • @luriddream
      @luriddream 2 года назад +6

      @@f3minine3minem99 I used to watch ER all the time, ephemeral rift had a good lore going but he mostly sucks now imo. I find jim much more interesting and creative overall and better asmr too for %90+ of the videos.

    • @f3minine3minem99
      @f3minine3minem99 2 года назад +2

      @@luriddream nah nothing will ever beat uncle E’s voice and settings

    • @Filollisejmina
      @Filollisejmina Год назад

      rift is gay nowdays he likes lgbqt shit @@f3minine3minem99

  • @bobbydragon9322
    @bobbydragon9322 3 года назад +681

    Types of drinks:
    1. Soda Pop
    2. Cheeseburger

    • @SerabiiBot
      @SerabiiBot 3 года назад +36

      [burger blender sounds]

    • @denniscowe3289
      @denniscowe3289 3 года назад +18

      Hey kid
      You here for the cheeseburger?

    • @jaketalbert0358
      @jaketalbert0358 3 года назад +13

      When I’d go to the bar with my grandma and grandpa there was a shot called the hamburger, Irish cream bottom for the bun, jäger for the patty, green apple then cherry for the lettuce and tomato , then more Irish cream for the top bun, topped with a single vodka soaked pickle chip to prevent spilling, it wasn’t bad

    • @we-must-live
      @we-must-live 3 года назад +3

      @@jaketalbert0358 actually sounds pretty good!
      where did you used to go for 'the hamburger'?

    • @jaketalbert0358
      @jaketalbert0358 3 года назад +10

      @@we-must-live an old bar that shut down a few years ago called AJs, real sad story, original owner passed away, family couldrt handle the grief or let alone the bills, so it went under

  • @flyweightenthusiast
    @flyweightenthusiast 3 года назад +272

    "You wanna drink, a...sodapop or a...."
    "cheeseburger"

  • @Slothpanda_028
    @Slothpanda_028 2 года назад +124

    Need to see a part two where there’s more guided meditation or hypnosis or something like that to “ deprogram” us from the sleeper agent brainwashing. It could be pretty cool. Love the work and effort put in to this.

  • @Maloman05
    @Maloman05 3 года назад +135

    Reading “The Jakarta Method” and then watching this video shows how good you are, I should be terrified but I’m nodding off instead.

  • @gggcrazy682
    @gggcrazy682 3 года назад +104

    This man is amazing he puts some much effort into his videos one of my favorite asmr creators

    • @jaybartgis5148
      @jaybartgis5148 3 года назад

      Exactly. So many garbage asmr artists out there. "Blah blah blah dollar shave club, man scape, Audible blah blah blah here's my onlyfans"

  • @Horag3ma
    @Horag3ma 3 года назад +83

    Love your work.
    Would love to hear ASMR of kitchen talk in USSR. Smoking, monologue about Stalin, government and life, a bit of drinking vodka, a quietly playing radiostatic/radio in the background and KGB taking you for treason/discussing what you shouldn't discuss/something else in the end.

    • @Tigeryuzeyin
      @Tigeryuzeyin 3 года назад +8

      对比:
      苏联克格勃:你知道你会被枪毙吗
      美国中情局:你想吃芝士汉堡吗?

  • @amyscott8429
    @amyscott8429 3 года назад +189

    I love the fact that this had some guided meditation in! A-Level results are out next week and this really helped to calm me down, so thank you!!
    (Edit/update): I got into the dental school at kcl! 🥺❤️

    • @lukeschofield574
      @lukeschofield574 3 года назад +3

      I thought they came out tomorrow?

    • @amyscott8429
      @amyscott8429 3 года назад +4

      @@lukeschofield574 mhmm they do- I made this comment at the weekend so a few days back :)

    • @lukeschofield574
      @lukeschofield574 3 года назад +2

      @@amyscott8429 Hope it goes well!

    • @amyscott8429
      @amyscott8429 3 года назад +1

      @@lukeschofield574 thank you!

    • @amyscott8429
      @amyscott8429 3 года назад +1

      time to get some anatomy lessons from Dr Roberts I guess…. 😀

  • @BAYKING_316
    @BAYKING_316 Год назад +15

    You always really immself yourself within the character, and it goes to show the level dedication you have for your channel! Keep the good stuff coming.

  • @anachronistictrickster1888
    @anachronistictrickster1888 3 года назад +44

    This is so cerebral on so many levels, and superbly acted! I would sell many people’s souls for the opportunity to see you do a Winter Soldier roleplay *wistful sigh*

    • @setsyoufree8
      @setsyoufree8 3 года назад +4

      Oh, man, you're not the only one!

  • @stormtrooper421
    @stormtrooper421 3 года назад +19

    Jim is a very talented man with a voice like liquid gold. Whenever he adopts that gruff edge, I always tingle and melt. Great work as always Jim!

  • @terri-lynn5045
    @terri-lynn5045 3 года назад +35

    A very immersive experience- great job!
    The description of the imaginary scenario in particular was very vivid and calming, and the little flame was also quite relaxing to look at 😊

    • @editsonleh_io
      @editsonleh_io 3 года назад

      Time stamp pls?

    • @terri-lynn5045
      @terri-lynn5045 3 года назад +1

      @@editsonleh_io Ahhh sure! I’d say that whole segment starts around 21:10 and ends at about 33:13
      Hopefully it’s accurate enough 😅 and hope it helps! 😊

    • @editsonleh_io
      @editsonleh_io 3 года назад +1

      @@terri-lynn5045 thanks 🙏

    • @terri-lynn5045
      @terri-lynn5045 3 года назад +1

      @@editsonleh_io No problem! ☺️

    • @artisticwhispersasmr9873
      @artisticwhispersasmr9873 3 года назад +1

      Yeah, very impressive.

  • @katnessmccormick7931
    @katnessmccormick7931 3 года назад +39

    "This is gonna be a long process and I want you to be as comfortable as possible"
    Me - "I'm good"
    "Are you sure?"
    Me - " Fine get me a burger and a lar-"
    "Fine suit yourself"
    Me - "so I'm not getting that burger and fry, am i?"
    FYI I love this one so much! I mean you have a few top contenders on my asmr list 😌☕

  • @someone8240
    @someone8240 3 года назад +606

    Me secretly a Russian spy: 👁👄👁

    • @tundeszalontay5750
      @tundeszalontay5750 3 года назад +14

      ahw! love russian spy type :))

    • @someone8240
      @someone8240 3 года назад +2

      @@tundeszalontay5750 :D

    • @TURAMOTH
      @TURAMOTH 3 года назад +25

      *stares intensely in CIA from the next building over*

    • @someone8240
      @someone8240 3 года назад +3

      @@TURAMOTH 👁👄👁💧

    • @staticskillz8769
      @staticskillz8769 3 года назад +15

      We got a job too do Bell

  • @atrejadevoid
    @atrejadevoid 3 года назад +36

    Oh my! I'm begging you to play the director of the FBOC [Federal Bureau of Control]. He is from the videogame "Control". We as the viewer could take the role of Jesse, who gets the directors job, due to paranormal altered world events (AWE's) which caused him to pass the job to the viewer.
    Please consider this role for one of your next masterpieces.

  • @ladyliberty417
    @ladyliberty417 3 года назад +15

    Loved the guided meditation and that soothing voice- you’re the man Jim❗️
    Always the best, forget the rest 🥰

  • @RinasReveries
    @RinasReveries 3 года назад +13

    Another amazing video Jim. The guided meditations are really one of my favourites.

  • @cinemagirlxoxo
    @cinemagirlxoxo 3 года назад +43

    The accent is so sooooo good!! Have you studied American accents or do you just have a natural knack for them? Either way, bravo! Super impressive 👏🏽 Just recently rediscovered your channel. Subscribed now, love your content!! 💛

  • @tugbacoskunn
    @tugbacoskunn 3 года назад +7

    God damn it! I'm getting addicted to this channel like I have no other addictions.

  • @TurtleFrogz
    @TurtleFrogz 3 года назад +8

    Legit, when he asked me if I want a cigarette, I could smell the smoke of it, and that fr scared me for a sec hahaha

  • @mischiefmanaged444
    @mischiefmanaged444 3 года назад +44

    I demand to see Agent Graves!
    (he owes me a favor)
    Oh....right, he's FBI. Drat!
    Always appreciate a little bit of relaxing breathing and writing sounds.
    This was very calming!

  • @theinfinityengine5844
    @theinfinityengine5844 Год назад +2

    I adore the weaving plotlines. Even just finding them by accident

  • @lillantha5612
    @lillantha5612 3 года назад +48

    I love that cold war serie! Super interesting and relaxing! But you make me wanna smoke again soooo bad 🤣

    • @ddh186
      @ddh186 3 года назад +18

      Don't do it, you'll regret it bro!

    • @BuddySpike101
      @BuddySpike101 3 года назад +13

      Don’t give in. Be strong.

    • @lillantha5612
      @lillantha5612 3 года назад +10

      Thank you guys!!! It was so hard to stop that I really don't want to start again! But I'm ok, I'm holding on :)

    • @stargaizer
      @stargaizer Год назад +3

      @@lillantha5612 You got this! :D

  • @jkhartley1260
    @jkhartley1260 9 месяцев назад +1

    He paints such an alluring scene of the European cafe. I’m ready to jump on a plane with him immediately! ❤

  • @Nickin8K
    @Nickin8K 3 года назад +3

    i don't know why this was in my recommended but god damn Adler really chilling the fuck out all of a sudden

  • @Doomer1121
    @Doomer1121 3 года назад +7

    This dude is literally everyone

  • @jaybartgis5148
    @jaybartgis5148 3 года назад +2

    This is an authentic asmr artist who loves the genre

  • @_.natdaoneforu
    @_.natdaoneforu 3 года назад +7

    You should do hydra recuting for a new super solider like the winter solider!

  • @tigrex3622
    @tigrex3622 3 года назад +1

    This man is like Mortadelo,he can disguise and be whoever he wants!!!
    Great clothing and acting aswell as very relaxing👍🏻keep it up

  • @kristinscotbarryjames
    @kristinscotbarryjames 3 года назад +2

    Jim, this was just really superb! You are amazing as always

  • @ausomeaspie
    @ausomeaspie 3 года назад +5

    "I want you to breathe..."
    Me: (Takes big deep breath)
    "Real softly"
    Me: Ohps.

  • @mxrapcity
    @mxrapcity 3 года назад +6

    This is a legit movie how have u not gotten film deals yet

  • @WilliamAfton-ki1ft
    @WilliamAfton-ki1ft 3 месяца назад +1

    “It’s a party in the C.I.A!!!”

  • @Pigeon1235
    @Pigeon1235 Год назад +1

    Oh god I’m about to get Manchurian Candidated

  • @shayejackson5822
    @shayejackson5822 3 года назад +2

    This is so realistic! I mean..I bet this is so realistic!!🥸

  • @rachelzx97
    @rachelzx97 3 года назад +30

    I naturally began to worry seeing the man in this pair of glasses saying things like protecting me especially when he would like some burgers😂.And I began to brainstorm the plot and timeline🤔
    Edit: when it came to the view on America part, I was like"hmm complicated" and smiled, and dear John looked up and stared at me... really immersive video😂
    Edit: finished the vid and my thought→I don't care nothing but don't hurt my brother!!!

    • @ChicagoAnonima
      @ChicagoAnonima 3 года назад +2

      Same sis

    • @RollerOfEyes
      @RollerOfEyes 3 года назад

      Greetings! I hope the video bought you the same satisfaction.

  • @GigiBranconi
    @GigiBranconi 2 месяца назад +4

    Last one.
    John seems to be a lot more put together since the park.
    I would wonder if he was even the same if the name didn't fit and for the eyes, which fit his habits.
    And yeah, it's indeed a long process.
    Same questions as after the coma... Do we remember now?
    Wait. He's the target. I just remembered.
    This has to be after the coma. I need to cope. It has to be. It has to make sense. I need it to make sense or my brain will melt. I'll just have to hope it's in chronological order.
    Also, he says we are special. He has to know us already. From before. That would explain the park.
    Rats, Snakes, Spiders. Just like in the park.
    Please it has to be afterwards. It has to be.
    It's the last in the playlist, the last in the series.
    He speaks about our brother in present tense. He's still alive. This has to be last, it has to be.
    Flashbang.
    Breathing is difficult as I am huffing copious amounts of copium.
    Yeah, I need the breathing reminder.
    Yeah, he is referencing his outfit in the park video. It HAS to be last.
    It seems like he is referencing something that has actually already happened. That we forgot.
    He paints a very vivid picture.
    Correct sequence of things. It's all right in
    Wait red is red green is green. YES IT IS.
    As if from a dream. Or a coma.
    Also so much expression in the eyes, I continue to be beyond impressed.
    ...I fear it isn't the last chronologically, isn't it...
    Nope. Huffing copium. Our brother's still alive.
    He has to be.
    At least one John is still guaranteed to be alive. I just need to huff a bit of copium for both to be.
    It has to be A-okay. I just need to believe. Just need to believe.
    I will take this as the last one chronologically, because my heart can't handle the alternative.
    I will have to say.
    This is easily better than 99% of mainstream media. At least everything that I know of.
    Very, VERY rarely have I been this invested. Very rarely do I feel the need to just completely delude myself because I got too invested.
    I was rambling to my friend while watching these videos and now he thinks I have gone completely insane xD
    And he'd be right.
    Thank you for this absolute trip. I know I just wrote entire essays (here in the comments and on Tumblr xD) but now I am just left speechless.
    Thank you.
    It's all I can really say.

    • @Isabella.Velarde
      @Isabella.Velarde Месяц назад

      I’m so confused on the order of the videos 😭

    • @GigiBranconi
      @GigiBranconi Месяц назад +4

      @Isabella.Velarde Okay first video is the Russian general brainwashing A. Second one would be the Soviet Agent Interrogation where we betray Feliks.
      Third should be this one, fourth Waking up from a Coma, fifth Four Men in the Park.
      And then the last probably relevant video would be Fairytale of Castle Itter, where we find out the name of our Cold War series Protagonist (which would chronologically be after Waking up from a Coma).
      Also I am pretty sure our brother is alive, since the SAS Sniper is hinted at to be related to the WW1 Medic, WW2 pilot from that trilogy of videos, and in the third video of that trilogy we find out that our brother is also related to those two, so the Sniper is the fourth in that family line, which we know thanks to the Revolver.
      It took me a small Eternity to puzzle that all together xD
      I may sound a bit insane.

  • @thehydemusic
    @thehydemusic 3 года назад +12

    Actualy, i want to know.. where is a microfilm ?

  • @tuohtiel2785
    @tuohtiel2785 3 года назад +4

    Yes, a cheeseburger !!! Love the guided meditation

  • @Lepppy
    @Lepppy 3 года назад +11

    Jokes on them the kgb guy got me first.

  • @ayo2315
    @ayo2315 3 года назад

    You’re videos are so good and cinematic!!!!

  • @lazyorangehousecat9164
    @lazyorangehousecat9164 3 года назад +1

    You looked so much like my father did when we were all young, it was startling.

  • @kpcraftster6580
    @kpcraftster6580 3 года назад

    seriously great stuff as usual!

  • @a_pink_demon3117
    @a_pink_demon3117 Год назад +2

    every time he, or any of the other characters, asks if i want a cigerette, i lose a year off my life cause buddy boy, my asthma could n e v e r-

  • @lilyshaw5425
    @lilyshaw5425 3 года назад +3

    feel like you’d kill a kingsman/stateman video

  • @Ms.Robot.
    @Ms.Robot. 3 года назад +3

    2:22 am and sleep is trying hard to have me.

  • @condeandrew5745
    @condeandrew5745 3 года назад

    I absolutely love this and I hope you do more ❤

  • @americansmark
    @americansmark 2 года назад

    That accent is spot on for Texas Hill Country. Impressive.

  • @Chefsefsnacks
    @Chefsefsnacks 3 года назад

    Please do a video with goodnight moon. You two are the best at role plays that I’ve seen

  • @kiwutgc9544
    @kiwutgc9544 3 года назад +3

    That mustache is *perfect*

  • @ra1dzzz159
    @ra1dzzz159 3 года назад +1

    Alternative name for the video, "Call of duty black ops Cold War bell asmr roleplay"

  • @KiaraM
    @KiaraM 3 года назад +4

    Do you want to recruit me to become a double agent? But sure i'm ready the thing attracts me a lot!!! Cool video your voice so calm is really relaxing!!! 😌💖

  • @triggeredasmr5142
    @triggeredasmr5142 3 года назад

    Love Your Cinematic Asmr 😍😍💚✨

  • @wdas3063
    @wdas3063 Год назад

    Он такой: "раз не видишь по глазам- читай по губам"

  • @syncopatedglory
    @syncopatedglory 3 года назад +1

    "just cut myself shaving [fades in wearing a sling]" 😆

  • @lyanness
    @lyanness 3 года назад +2

    Oh dear... I regret to inform you that there has been some mistake, Sir. I cannot be an agent for the simple fact that I cannot lie. I predict that would be a problem in this line of work? Maybe an audit of your sources would be in order? Just a non-prescriptive suggestion, of course. 🤭🤭🤭
    Wonderful work, as per always, dear Jim.
    xxx Heddwch a charaid xxx
    🌿🌿🌿🌹🌹🌹🌿🌿🌿

  • @publicaccessafterhours2578
    @publicaccessafterhours2578 3 года назад

    It sure is something being able to hear the traffic in the background of these

  • @editsonleh_io
    @editsonleh_io 3 года назад +6

    Lemme find out I’m apart of the 4 ppl in a park assignment 🙄🙄

  • @DR-JOHN-DEJAVU-1984
    @DR-JOHN-DEJAVU-1984 3 года назад +5

    The 80s was the best!

  • @pvtrichardsonbr
    @pvtrichardsonbr 3 года назад +4

    Damn first the kgb now the cia, im really bad at this spy stuff 😓

  • @artisticwhispersasmr9873
    @artisticwhispersasmr9873 3 года назад

    Very creative. Good stuff.

  • @artgirl96
    @artgirl96 3 года назад

    Omg so wonderful idea 😌so soothing😋

  • @villelepoaho4105
    @villelepoaho4105 3 года назад +1

    10/10, as always.

  • @quesidillia_tacos7131
    @quesidillia_tacos7131 2 года назад +1

    He low key look Hella tired and exhausted

  • @Island.Time7
    @Island.Time7 3 года назад

    Some call Quentin Tarantino! We found his finally character👏🏾

  • @connorleecue4576
    @connorleecue4576 Год назад +1

    POV: you’re about to visit Dallas

  • @damelik252
    @damelik252 3 года назад +5

    Love this video! Very creatively made :)
    Edit: when you said you're a Capricorn, is it the character who is or you are? Just wondering :)
    Another edit: I've just realised that this is the continuation of the "waking up from coma" and the ussr agent videos. Damn

    • @emmanuellemod
      @emmanuellemod 3 года назад

      Jim is a Leo! and well spotted 👀

    • @damelik252
      @damelik252 3 года назад

      @@emmanuellemod hah thanks! Coming from a gemini 😌

  • @ASMR_Orangely
    @ASMR_Orangely 3 года назад +4

    🍊 *I WONDER IF MY ASMR VIDEOS WILL EVER BE AS RELAXING AS THIS? JIM IS SUCH A PROFESSIONAL ASMRTIST.* 🍊☺️

  • @PlatinumImperum
    @PlatinumImperum 8 месяцев назад +1

    Oh, Comissioner Gordon

  • @theurelita
    @theurelita 3 года назад +1

    At this point I believe Jim makes ASMR videos as an excuse to smoke around 3 cigarettes per 30 mins

    • @speedrunnr2714
      @speedrunnr2714 3 года назад +3

      He doesnt really smoke them, you can tell beacause A. He doesnt inhale & B. The way the smoke acts when he blows it out of his mouth as inhaled smoke & non inhanled smoke look very different.

    • @stuka8700
      @stuka8700 3 года назад

      @@speedrunnr2714 probably prop cigarettes

  • @KASHKUR_7.62
    @KASHKUR_7.62 3 года назад +4

    The Numbers Mason...give us the numbers

  • @Heimrov
    @Heimrov 3 года назад +1

    He sounds like a cooler Eugene from TWD.

  • @ausomeaspie
    @ausomeaspie 3 года назад +1

    18:31 well it worked on me! That's a good trick! No wonder Bundy killed so many.

  • @alexanderdusenne781
    @alexanderdusenne781 3 года назад

    Where did you get your shirt? And the coat?

  • @iiiiiiiiii5019
    @iiiiiiiiii5019 3 года назад

    You should do the role of Agent K from Men in Black

  • @corn1984
    @corn1984 3 года назад +2

    Ah yes my favorite drink cheeseburgers

  • @cliffhartley4
    @cliffhartley4 2 года назад +1

    As a southern he sounds… Kentuckian? I’d be interested to hear what you were going for though!

  • @mypissisorange6429
    @mypissisorange6429 Год назад

    you look so good in a moustache!!!

  • @narineshabanian9423
    @narineshabanian9423 3 года назад

    you should do black jack randall from outlander. you'd kill it

  • @vielplaysdagames2298
    @vielplaysdagames2298 3 года назад +1

    You should do a merchant sea captain in 1942

  • @delfiistregerr7797
    @delfiistregerr7797 3 года назад

    I dunno man, I will literaly beg you tour another Harry Potter asmr, I mean, I will kneel, but Please, one of the Marauders asmr roleplay 🥺💞💞

  • @redbeard9996
    @redbeard9996 3 года назад +3

    With all these secrete agent videos, you should do a james bond/00 video. I know it's super unoriginal but I think you'd be a great 00 agent.

  • @typicalfurry2747
    @typicalfurry2747 Год назад

    31:55
    Hudson?

  • @AUStaku
    @AUStaku 3 года назад +3

    God I love how awful you look in this. Stressed, injured, sick, pale, all really brings home desperation.

  • @templarhayward4054
    @templarhayward4054 3 года назад

    I thought I told you people to leave me alone

  • @workingman9019
    @workingman9019 7 месяцев назад +2

    I'm a Cancer, pretty much the opposite of Capricorn. 🦀🆚🐐

  • @sombizoldado8996
    @sombizoldado8996 3 года назад +2

    POV: you are Bell

  • @chrisidoo
    @chrisidoo 3 года назад

    You could pull off a Commissioner Gordon.

  • @jdmay777
    @jdmay777 3 года назад

    French(?) Tailor Roleplay going through every outfit you have for these videos?

  • @JhelleMies
    @JhelleMies 3 года назад

    Now hand over a trench coat and get me to field ! *me realizing i already own one* waaaiiit a minute !

  • @SOBEKCrocodileGod
    @SOBEKCrocodileGod 3 года назад +2

    Bell, we’ve got a job to do.

  • @90maducc
    @90maducc 2 года назад +1

    The numbers Mason. What do they mean?

  • @vex7561
    @vex7561 Год назад +2

    For a sscond I thought he actually broke his arm 😢😅

  • @-Kewin-Kalleu-
    @-Kewin-Kalleu- 3 года назад +1

    May you make more good videos, for me to practice my faith more!

  • @konstantinbaibekov3312
    @konstantinbaibekov3312 2 года назад +1

    Вот тут настоящий КГБшник!

  • @Specimen_06
    @Specimen_06 3 года назад +1

    Tasteful.

  • @Ava-km7tl
    @Ava-km7tl 2 года назад

    lol where did the sling go

  • @КровавыйОхотник-и6г
    @КровавыйОхотник-и6г 3 года назад +3

    I thought it was Harry's cosplay from Disco Elysium😅

    • @kenkoopa7903
      @kenkoopa7903 3 года назад +1

      Oh, I would absolutely love to see Jim do a certain Raphaël Ambrosius Costeau.

  • @Lazearound
    @Lazearound 3 года назад

    Another!!

  • @m1ndroxas171
    @m1ndroxas171 3 года назад +6

    bell we have a job to do