The fact that rick actually saves every single one of his turds in a data base under the toilet, AND he was able to pick out which one wasnt his gives me a new found respect for him honestly
@@JackTheripper911 uhh idk it looked pretty similar when u brought up the outline of it.. how tf would u kno wut alien shit looks like? The dude worked in an office and wore clothes like a human. Who's to say he doesbt have the same diet and/or digestion organs?
@@kyleferguson4236 Dude, it looked nothing like a human shit. If your shit has bulbous spots growing in the middle of it and looks like it has roots growing out the top, you might want to visit a doctor.
I would say that there’s a bit of anger in his voice when he says it, but then again, he always has a bit of anger in his voice. Also, I think the casualness/calmness in the way he says it stems from the fact that he’s remorselessly killed so many people that it’s just something he does, so telling someone that he’s about to murder them is just so…normal to him.
@@TheAllcreatorLiveArchives I mean in the vindicators episode he did spray paint the conference room with diarrhea after getting smashed the night before
Remember when Rick was looking for an inhabitable planet for the family to move to that one time and just seemingly forgot about this one? Shy poopers, man.
One thing I think we all missed is the fact that it’s a perfectly balance platform that he is using, we know what happened when morty step on one of those
@@MsScarletwings everyone's depressed anyway, if I gotta chose between being depressed anyways or being a depressed petty genius I'll go for the latter
That scream is actually a secret pass phrase that signals a deer to run over to his location. Then twisting the deer’s antler causes it to run towards a tree and open a secret passageway
The main first priority way i want to die is realizing something (the bomb) and then exploding into a nice big boom dying after or during the bomb isnt on my cares, second priority is when and where preferably alone doing something whether its shitting or walking somewhere (with intense malicious intent) everything else is not needed but a careless background look
So we just not gonna talk about how Rick either has a storage area to store all of his shit for possible future use or a system that extracts statistical data of every shit taken in that toilet? Okay…
The guy took a poop on ricks special toilet and in the toxic thing Rick brought over to him was other dudes poop, in other words, Rick was really mad since worker dude pooped in his toilet.
It’s weird seeing Rick so peaceful-…at least we got a few seconds of it
Ah a v1nce fan. my guy
Jelly mid!!!
@@eazyplayz3510 What did Jellybean do wrong?
@@afellowpotato she’s super annoying and unfunny aka *mid* you either gonna cry some more or walk away you ain’t winning this argument bro
@@eazyplayz3510 I like your style 👍
I love how there was a whole episode of this
Ep?
@@wow-si3dy season 4 ep 2
Not a whole episode. There was also a shitty side-plot
@@alexbaribeaultgreat pun there
@@tpd1864blake Thank you. Not intented
I’d be pissed too if someone took a 💩 in my sanctuary
Lol
Guest: "May I use your restroom?"
You: "No. But there's a McDonald's down the street."
@@garythecaveman8125 McDonald’s would be too good for you I point you to a gas station
@@garythecaveman8125 yes
@@garythecaveman8125 you haven't met my guests, shit is a war zone in there fucking gotta mask up and equip the dual weld febreze
Lmfao he is looking at his logs about his "logs" the jokes just keep coming xD.
And at one point the music in the background he was jammin’ to was “yea, my shit my shit”
Jokes keep coming? Nah the turds keep coming
Dang 666 likes. I hope someone will not ruin it
Making up shts
@@CLxJamescall that logarithm
I love how on the question „where do you want to die?“ he „answers“ with the question „Is conference room 3 available?“
It must have a _really_ nice table and window view.
Wtf are you german
The fact that rick actually saves every single one of his turds in a data base under the toilet, AND he was able to pick out which one wasnt his gives me a new found respect for him honestly
Considering alien shit looks absolutely nothing like human shit, i doubt it was difficult to tell them apart......
@@JackTheripper911 uhh idk it looked pretty similar when u brought up the outline of it.. how tf would u kno wut alien shit looks like? The dude worked in an office and wore clothes like a human. Who's to say he doesbt have the same diet and/or digestion organs?
@@kyleferguson4236 Dude, it looked nothing like a human shit. If your shit has bulbous spots growing in the middle of it and looks like it has roots growing out the top, you might want to visit a doctor.
@@TheActualRealDrPepper Ah yes, the scatologist.
@@TheActualRealDrPepper fr fr
Rick calmly saying "Where do you want to die?" is both completely badass and terrifying at the same time.
I would say that there’s a bit of anger in his voice when he says it, but then again, he always has a bit of anger in his voice.
Also, I think the casualness/calmness in the way he says it stems from the fact that he’s remorselessly killed so many people that it’s just something he does, so telling someone that he’s about to murder them is just so…normal to him.
Good thing he doesn't get diarrheas or his memory would be full
@@TheAllcreatorLiveArchives Rick is so smart he ricked his way out of it
@@TheAllcreatorLiveArchives I mean in the vindicators episode he did spray paint the conference room with diarrhea after getting smashed the night before
@@panzerfich i have a feeling he did that on purpose lol it was everywhere
I don’t think the machine actually collects the turds probably just scans their dimensions or sum
@@socksman9968 But Rick brought the alien’s turd to the alien
Remember when Rick was looking for an inhabitable planet for the family to move to that one time and just seemingly forgot about this one? Shy poopers, man.
why the fuck give up your safe space over a fucking Morty and the worthless tag alongs?
i mean its not even HIS beth
This planet is his private sanctuary. Why would he want the family here?
This could be within the federation’s control
@@balancemaster55Really? You think Rick, RICK of all people, would let all of THAT be under anyone else's control but his?
@oceanberserker to be fair, someone random took a shit in it (literally the whole point of this episode)
_Imagine being so petty that you do a whole ass crime scene investigation to find out who crapped in your interplanetary toilet_
I strive to be that way
Coming from a Foundation man...you guys don't have a leg to stand on...
Its what id do.
You sh't in my toilet without permission then you have chosen death.
He built a whole planet to take a shit. I'd say hes entitled to his privacy
Imagine beeing so petty that you indent the font to get more attention on your YT comment.
And that isn't fictional
Having a toilet like that would def be cool
Not the toilet so much as the beautiful place the toilet's at.
@@bappojujubes981 no you absolutely need the toilet, trust me.
@@cosmicegg1283 I believe that
@@cosmicegg1283 Yes
@@cosmicegg1283 yup that way you can enjoy the place even longer
With all his weird fantasies his happy place is actually a happy looking place.
When you have access to the entire universe at your disposal, it is quite beautiful to just have a place to peacefully take a shit at and watch over
One thing I think we all missed is the fact that it’s a perfectly balance platform that he is using, we know what happened when morty step on one of those
Fuck first class. I have my own class
- rick
bro has his own planet
Petty shallow douche class. Actual polymaths wouldn't typically apply.
Universal
His throne of loneliness!
Love that small Gladiator ref when he walks through the tall grass
You mean to tell me it took 27 poops to figure out someone took a poop there.
The funniest part is Rick can do all this, but didn’t install security for the toilet in the first place.
My best guess is high tech security would ruin the vibe.
what i want to know is how this random office worker found the place.
Damn that escalated quickly
I guess it's possible to shit in the wrong toilet...
Rick got so mad that he started speaking Wookiee.
Gotta love how some of the best AI he has is used to un-digest food
It took Rick to shit 27 times until he notices the branch
Rick: “and I took that personally”
Rick looked at that stick and really said *N O*
Sometimes I strive to be on this level of pettiness.
When the moral lesson of the episode is that Rick’s petty antics literally facilitate his own misery and loneliness?
@@MsScarletwings depends.
Sometimes being petty is more than warranted.
@@MsScarletwings everyone's depressed anyway, if I gotta chose between being depressed anyways or being a depressed petty genius I'll go for the latter
For rick pettness comes naturally 😅
My man got a whole planet for his toilet.
This episode really shows how scary Rick Sanchez is.. its just down right scary
This is probably one of the many reasons why Rick is one of my favorite characters
I can imagine what's going on in Rick's head when he did that anger wookie cry thing. "Sonova bitch! I shit here! This Is a sacred place!"
That scream is actually a secret pass phrase that signals a deer to run over to his location. Then twisting the deer’s antler causes it to run towards a tree and open a secret passageway
When you find out your siblings went on your expensive gaming pc
That stoopid gargled roar is still killing me 😂!
LMAO FR
Makes me sad that he tried becoming friends with that man
I love how rick has his own personal Sht space 😂
Rick is genuinely happy, not a hateful happy or because someone just died, but he is just so relaxed.
"...Is conference room B available?"
Only Rick would build a monitoring station to track his bowel movements.
the gurgling gets me everytime lol
Sooo, he have sheeted there over 12k times.
Impressive
He should put a sign
As a shy pooper this episode felt really personal
lol I’ll poop anywhere anytime
One of THE best episodes.
That is some Family Guy executive bathroom level toilet right there🤣🤣🤣🤣
Genuinely one of the best episodes in the show
The sound of his ass getting the seat oh god XD
When he let out the wookee scream I thought I was gonna die 😂😂😂
It took Rick 27 trips to that toilet before he realized someone else was also using it
So peaceful & quiet taking a shyt there.❤😂
Rick: where do u wanna die
Alien: in your arms tonight
bro took "wanna shit in peace" to a whole another level
Morale of the story. NEVER EVER touch another man’s toilet without permission
They really love Keith David over there
The main first priority way i want to die is realizing something (the bomb) and then exploding into a nice big boom dying after or during the bomb isnt on my cares, second priority is when and where preferably alone doing something whether its shitting or walking somewhere (with intense malicious intent) everything else is not needed but a careless background look
What the fuck are you on about?
One of the better episodes honestly!
This episode was so emotional
The soundtrack here is really nice
Seems like a nice and reasonable person
You'd think if Rick went to all that effort, he'd install a bidet.
His roar of anger was hot
Hes not wrong...
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@@mrHippo-ln6gi thank u idk how u know this but you’re right. My mind is honestly blown rn
👁👄👁
One of my favourite episodes
If only he put that effort into his family 😂
you’re clearly clueless
I love Rick, so violent, but so understandably savage
He got extremely mad that someone pooped on his toilet
I love the sand people roar Rick does
"At that toilet"
I love how that guy keeps coming back acting like rick needs a friend lmao
He ended up dying before rick would have played a hilarious prank on him
I like that it’s implied Rick will kill anyone not because he’s a bad guy but because nothing really matters anyway.
He doesn't take off his coat to poop. What a complete madman.
This was a really wholesome ending
One of the saddest episode
Why am I surprised he washed his hands 😭
This episode was so freaking hilarious 😆 😂😂😂 literally felt Rick’s pain but his methods of knowing who shit in his toilet is crazy
Amazing how someone can react to someone else using their toilet without permission
this is the most relatable bit of any show ever
Smart that's smart he figured all that out easily
This man has a virtual library that logs every shit he takes.
What episode is that
Season 4 episode 2
From 💩 12056 to 💩 12029, Rick never NEVER knew that his toilet was used until NOW?! Smartest Man my ███...
Is conference room 3 available?
That looks like the best place to take a dump. So peaceful and calming
So we just not gonna talk about how Rick either has a storage area to store all of his shit for possible future use or a system that extracts statistical data of every shit taken in that toilet?
Okay…
I mean i like to think rick ALWAY have 2 or 3 reason to do something so i imagine it for other reason like to see if got parasite or decease
Low key one of the best episodes
Having a Planet for a toilet but still no bidet
This is why I like Rick, no b.s
Well, in this case he don't take 💩 from anyone. 😂😂💀
Dude that place is beautiful I'd be pissed about it too
bro took it too professionally like it was an actual national threat
Knew meaning to meet your maker
Lol
Bro this isn’t a movie your name is “movie shorts cinema”
I like the fact that he collects an analyzes every single turd.
What episode
S4 E2
First time watching actual consul rust and this video is a banger
My god man, it's a toilet. Rick is a god.. in all the ways that count, even the very petty ones
A whole high tech sewage and he never thought of using a bidet
Again uuhhhhhh
I love the territorial roar lmao
It’s both hilarious and terrifying how similar Rick is to me.
The fact Rick turns into Chewbacca after learning someone else used his toilet actually terrifies me
I don’t get it
The guy took a poop on ricks special toilet and in the toxic thing Rick brought over to him was other dudes poop, in other words, Rick was really mad since worker dude pooped in his toilet.
@@skeletonslayer161 he then goes on to murder him
:0
The best planet no body around just taking the best crap without something or someone watching you just you and nature doing its thing .
You are now breathing manually.
I always have been
It's called Hamon
jokes on you, i always have been.
@@David_Vitek An excellent response.
Good try, but I'm immune to this kind of manipulations. I'm not breathing at all
"Time to meet your maker" and he actually took it to the guy who made that s++t 😂
it's good to see a normal rick when hes not constantly reminded about his Depressing life, the one place he finds piece, is the perfect toilet