Roasting My Follower's Dating Profiles (feat. Brittany Broski) | Sarah Schauer
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- Опубликовано: 21 сен 2024
- This week we're roasting/helping some of my followers with their dating profiles! Very sorry if some of these are kind of harsh, to be fair, most of the individuals asked us to roast them. So we did. Please enjoy.
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i love how they literally can’t say anything to each other without laughing.
I so wish they were my cousins
I miss laughing that hard with somebody (including pre- quarantine ☹️😂)
Literally me with my cousins lmao.
So you know it’s gone suck if they happen to split 🥺
Flawless sleepover energy
brittany should make a "types of heterosexuals" video shes an expert and no one in sarah's audience know anything about straight people
I don’t tend to wish for straight people conversations but I actually would like to see it
she's an ally
I cannot stress enough how confused I am 💀 am I gay? Is this confirmation? Lord
I'm not gay and I enjoy this content very much!!
Yas please i want to understand them
My favorite Tinder match was with a guy named Cooper, I messaged him “cooper pooper” and he unmatched me instantly
i almost gave myself a hernia laughing at this
Cooper really showed how much of a pooper he is
Lexi Shriner 😂
Hilka Peterkovic if this is from what I think it’s from......”you cut that shit”
Hilka Peterkovic of course, sun god. The merciless sun god who stares down upon the park goers with his ambivalent and yet analyzing gaze. Just as humans act around apes, so does the sun God act around mortals. His expressionless features convey a great understanding and wisdom that our mortal minds cannot even hope to understand. It is said that if you gaze into the yawning abyss long enough you may just return with an inkling of his vast knowledge
Brittany i got full glam picture and i’ll fix the part about not knowing how to read once i find someone who can type it out for me
Yaaaas girl
I got you girl. "I swear that I know how to read."
Ahaha
🤣🤣🤣
im down to help lmfao
if i said it once i'll say it again: peepeepoopoo time is my only source of serotonin
Amen
hear hear
jack wack indeedth
cheers i'll drink to that
Amen to that
Two queens just casually carrying all of us through this trying time
why is there no replies?????
@@bobettabrooks because i deleted them
@@squiddyft.insecurities3549 why are you replying to a year old comment
so sweet of sarah to feature her uncle in this video, we love to see wholesome family content
LMAO!
Family time ❤️
Lmao
Omfg
This is a safe space for illiteracy
Julia Simpson i can’t read this comment
Jillian Kilburn wait what did u say
Text to speech time
Hello I'm Jared I'm 19 and I never fuckin learned how to read
And Sarah’s.
“pansexual means gender doesn’t matter?🤷♀️”
“yeah”
“k”
if only the rest of the world could work this efficiently
Right??
Fr, just bc you don't understand it at first shouldn't make it less valid🤦
@@nina.robbs565 this comment is something everyone needs to understand
IsN't tHaT thE sAme aS Bi??
@@nina.robbs565 UNUS ANNUS UNUS ANNUS
“Are joggers and vans like the
staple?” LMFAO yes they are
"She's been to Chernobyl." I actually spit my water out.
Wait what I'm dumb
@@stella7982 The Chernobyl disaster was a huge nuclear disaster in Ukraine in the 1980s. The town was evacuated, and people are still suffering from effects from the radiation. The radioactive contamination in some areas is still too dangerous for humans to enter. So radiating green electromagnetic waves sounds like she's radioactive. (I hope that helps. You're not dumb for not getting something, so don't worry!)
"Rate that hole" I see this and raise you Extreme Makeover: Hole Edition
Jesse Manchac “SPREAD THOSE CHEEKS!”
michelle brittany I CAANT
Are you guys ready to see your new hole?
@@davishayes1145 ok that got me 😹
MOVE THAT BUS!
one hairline said ( the other said [
Sarah Schauer you sound like the burned out teacher who can’t get a hold of the class. Never forget we outnumber you Miss. Schauer.
@@sarahschauer3764 Miss Schauer can I go to the bathroom
Sarah Schauer Miss Schauer Timmy threw his shit on the bathroom mirror again
LMFAOOO SJDJDKDKD
OMG LOL youre right I caant
I love how Sarah always looks mildly concerned and confused all the time lmao
@@sarahschauer3764 honestly.........what's the difference tho?😂
brittany: why would you be like "i'm a libra" NO ONE CARES!
*adore delano has left the chat*
justice for libras :,(
I’m a Libra too and I already called the police
@@sarahschauer3764 party
She’s from Azuza she’ll stab a bitch
Hell Yeah Libras!!!
Virgin Sarah bun vs chad Brittany bun
How does this comment only have three likes
The inclusivity asterisks that say "bisexual/pansexual" and "assuming her sexuality includes straight men" is giving me LIFE.
Inclusive queens 👏
"5w4?
she filed her taxes this year"
made me snort
Wait I've seen 5w4 what's that mean
Enneagram
@@madison2785 omggg nooo, the enneagram is very VERY different and you shouldn't take a test to know which one you are. There's whole schools about the enneagram, it's a very complex but helpful tool for self-growth.
@@joe6185 pretty sure it's an enneagram thing
5 ft 4???
a nineteen year old bisexual girl... the final boss
Why do I hear boss music?
period
Nobody:
My two drunk aunts at the Christmas and thanksgiving family party:
I’m making pasta in a pot that is way to small
this is the best comment i wish all of them were like this
thanks for sharing ur story, queen
"Well if it doesn't fit, force it in." -_BodaciousBigBoy._
u are so brave
Lily Edita it bubbled over only once
This won’t make sense but if they were buildings Britanny’s hair style would be Goth and Sarah’s would be Victorian ..
goth "ic"
And that’s on GOD
Makes perfect sense
Thank you for your beautiful mind. This made me snort
Girl you know what now that I think about it Brittany is a Gibson Girl and Sarah is Queen Victoria.
these two are literally perfect representation of the duality of man
Why is Britney's impersonation of a five-year-old so good?
Learn something new everyday: a unicorn emoji means that a pan or bi person will have sex with a straight couple. I need to change my bio now
LOL I had that moment a while back 🦄🦄🦄
Mama Bear lol, is that Bisky in your profile pic??
I can’t tell if this is bc you have the unicorn in your bio or bc you don’t
Sage Kuhlman I HAD a unicorn in my insta bio. It is removed now
Audra Sims Yes. I love Hunter x Hunter
am i the only one who wouldn’t include a pic with friends cause they’re all better looking then me😂😂
I couldn't because I don't have any
Oh man, I feel that in my bones 😅😿
I always swipe left if someone has more than one friend pic because I cannot tell men apart
@@Julia-tz7yc me lookin at a pic of a group of white guys all holding beers
that's why you cover their faces xD
brb changing my tinder bio to "I don't know how to brush my own teeth"
I love how the pee pee poo poo time sign is fully in focus while Brittney and Sarah aren't
I thrive on threatening straight men’s masculinity 🤪
You are so pretty bro🥴 hml, snap is @lidbevs
It's So Easy Lol. Lirerally Just Make That Locker Room Meme Format But Change Up The Format So That The Boys Are Basic And Boring And The Girls Are Doing Whatever. Then You Have So Many Fragile Boys Being Triggered. It's Beautiful.
Okay this is legit like sitting with friends and judging people’s dating profiles. I love you guys 😂
their complete lack of knowledge of the personality typologies that people are referencing is actually sending me
Brittany's excitement/confusion whenever someone was lgbtq+ was so adorable. She's an ally.
There are only 3 genders: ladies, guys, and "The Live Studio Audience Behind Us."
Best results I ever had were with the bio, "Make me laugh and you can stick it anywhere." Literally every guy I matched with messaged me, and most of the conversations were really solid.
This is all written in past tense.. so what happened? did anything ever work out? Why/ when did you change your bio? :)
@@ahumanaperson I ended up getting into a relationship with a guy I already knew and just ghosted on all the Tinder boys whoops
Me and that guy have been together for almost 3 years so account deleted ;)
No Name aww, congrats :)
Is it cool if I steal that?
Brittany being an ally for 20 mins straight
sarahs makeup is POPPING holy shit what a queen
“He’s 19 and he drinks.” “Can someone say ‘going to hell?’” I CACKLED! 🤣
I got really high before watching this and started wondering what you guys would look like if you photoshopped your faces into one face. I would like to see this in a video 😂🥺
Daniela or if they switched lmao
I have mediocre Photoshop skills but I’m also really lazy so
is it annoying any one else that brittany’s straw is upside down
Abigail Rose it’s so she knows how far into her mouth it can go before she’ll be forced to feel something
I was just about to comment about this. I can't unsee it.
Now I can't unsee it
14:57 ˢᴴᴱ ᵂᴼᴿᴷˢ ᶠᴼᴿ ᵀᴴᴱ ᵛᴵᴿᵁˢ
when princess brittany broski was born the kind and queen hosted a party, an evil witch who was not invited showed up, when presented with the baby the evil witch said "the princess can never drink from a cup other than the one i gift her" legend has it that she is still drinking from the same white and orange striped cup to this day.
That's a Whataburger cup Babey. She's a Texas girl
Is that Shane Madej as your pfp lol
@@abigigigail yes omg
@@lovemesomemoss4260 love it.
This is srsly one of the funniest duos on RUclips I have trouble thinking of anyone else that makes me laugh every 7 seconds
“natalie portman in… pirates of the caribbean” “that was kiera knightly, good try” TELL ME WHY I THOUGHT THAT WAS NATALIE PORTMAN UNTIL JUST NOW
"my 3rd grade teacher would describe me as a 3rd grade student"
"meta"
"she broke the fourth wall"
it is 4am and this knocked me right off kilter lmao
Hey queens! You’ve done it again. Constantly raising the bar for us all and doing it flawlessly.
They’re cousins who first met through their mom’s dad’s brother’s ex girlfriend’s daughter’s pet’s dog walker who is also their dad’s brother’s mom’s husband’s uncle’s son’s sibling.
I matched with a weather man, and when he asked how my day was going, i said, "Wouldn't you like to know Weather boy", then unmatched
Real friendship is putting aside your pride and walking across the room to fart
I got one for best travel story when I was 10 my family went to Texas for vacation and little did we know there was a furry convention going on but no one in my family knew what they were so there is a picture somewhere of me and a glow in the dark fury and we kept calling them fluffys and I thought it was a video game thing
I love how Brittany is always willing to ask questions if she doesn't understand something about someone's sexuality.
Wait but can y'all make this a series? I thoroughly enjoyed watching this and also want you to roast my tinder/bumble profile in the future!
I really thought Brittany was sitting in some sort of wooden throne and then I realized it’s just a mirror in the background
I like the way Brittany just screams"YAAaAAAAaaAAASSSssSS"lol
holy shit this has so many likes ah thank you:) I appreciate ur kindness lol
this just reminded me of two weeks ago when i started talking to this man on hinge and thought i had met a normal man with potential, and then he casually mentioned he was moving across the country in two months and was only hoping to get quarantine nudes. very cool and dope.
“She’s been to Chernobyl” 😂😂
sarah’s highlight be like : ⚡️👁👄👁⚡️
luv u 💕💕💕
“Are you the type of straight that jumps off of roofs when you’re drunk onto foldable tables”💀
“That’s so funny girly girl” IM WHEEZING
Wait, “I’ll steal your clothes and your heart and sell them both on the black market” is my new tinder bio
6:04 “whispers :she’s a leprechaun”
IM WHEEZING
Can confirm.... I do, in fact, work for the virus
Fingers never moved faster than editing my profile while watching this vid
this is eternally my favorite duo tbh just the chaos is EVERYTHING
Brittney having her straw in her cup upside down feels chaotic to me
sarah solidarity of only choosing sarahs that spell it right
Was this video funny and a mood; yes. Was the unfinished puzzle that they didn't move a bigger mood, precisely
I think good tip is to not discribe who you are looking for, like : sens of humor and interesting conversations, but to write something to attract those kinds of people. Write something funny, and something that can open not boring convo, and who gets it gets it
These queens are really feeding us through this quarantine huh
“Life path 5” -Brittany: now what is that? -Sarah *in a scared tone:* I don’t know
4:46 okay but if a date brought me macaroni jewelry? I’d simp immediately.
The i am tall guy needs an i am short girl so they can have a convo and realize that its not a personality trait
the way you’ve both morphed into having the same laugh
Lmfaoooo waitttttt “immediately my masculinity is threatened”😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
you two together are what’s getting me through quarantine
ahhhh that's me!! i live in the fan!! thank you for your advice my absolute QUEENS
Idk why but “she filed her taxes this year” has me silent cry laughing 😂
"she's been to Kyiv, Ukraine"..... ironic foreshadowing Brittany
There was a best travel story I saw on hinge that was exact quote "I accidentally got a hooker for the night in South America" how do you accidentally get a sex worker????? Hello?!?!?
language barrier?
i DIED when their laughs synced 13:11
brittany’s straw is upside down and it’s causing me pain
Please just make this a series on both your channels!!! It's giving me lifeeeeeee
“Aaand clairvoyance. You have to predict my future.” BRITTANY SHSHDHSJSJSJDHD
While Kevin's still 19, he NEEDS an illiteracy joke.
Please make this into a series!!
Sarah Schauer Specifically where you guys roast people’s dating profiles! It’s great!
The way bottom men put “bottom” on dating profiles is hilarious. You don’t have to tell people, we already know. 🙄
EDIT: people seem to be under the impression I’m talking about stereotypes. Nope. Just the ratio. 🤷🏻♀️
Disagree
I'm like a 95% top but I'm a short man and very comfortable with dressing vibrant and stylish
So people bottomize me and it stresses me out when people tell me to... Hhh. Do things i wouldnt like
Joel Reyes I don’t know what you’re disagreeing with.
@@TheB14HB14H The fact that you can't always tell who is top/bottom. There are stereotypes, sure but there are many exceptions and sometimes it's good to know in advance. It's similar for women, with me and my girlfriend everyone thinks I'm the top because I'm taller and more confident, when it's my shorter, quieter girlfriend who is by far more dominant.
Hazeydaze22 That’s not what I’m saying, or ever said. People can leave their profiles blank and it’s very, very safe to assume they’re bottoms, haha. This is regardless of stereotypes, appearances, or your perception (in fact, stereotypes are often wrong).
My point is the phrase “bottom until proven top”. Putting “Top” in a profile is a lot more like “oh! Well that’s good to know”, whereas if someone puts “strictly bottom”, it’s more of a “well, obviously”.
I never spoke on stereotypes, because I know a lot of gay men who are very femme tops. In fact, 90% of the drag queens I know are tops. 🤷🏻♀️
@@joe6185 Bottomize me cap'n!
Unless you're Amanda Knox, I don't want to hear your travel stories.
Omg! 🤣🤭
I know I’m a little slow but I was watching vine compilations the other day and I realized Sarah literally made so many good ones
When the fan was referenced I was like “I wonder how many neighborhoods are called that?” Just for y’all to be actually talking about Richmond! Wild
"entertain me but don't talk but be funny" girl you're looking for mr bean
PLEASE THIS IS KILLING ME HOW ARE YOU SO FUNNY 😭
i think a question should be "What does your tiktok fyp mainly consist of?"
last video i watched it was “bird people are a different breed” then go to this one and within ten seconds of the video “let’s get a parrot” 🤣
Ok, to explain at 15:17 INFJ is a personality type, the advocate personality type in the Myer Briggs Personality spectrum. In this one, the person is highly intelligent and a free thinker, always looking at both sides and creating better solutions using both inputs. 5w4 is also a personality type, but for your enneagram. 5 is the type, particularly a smart and deep thinking kind of personality, and the w4 is the Wing of that personality, basically the second half of your personality, in this case it’s type 4, which is creative and kind, but closed off.
The only reason I know either of these is cause I’m both.
Edit: I HAVE NOW REALIZED IM MORE OF A TYPE 4w5 than I am a type 5w4!
fav tinder match was when i matched with a guy and messaged him "you look like rob zombie meets acid hobo cult leader, i like that in a man" and he unmatched 💀
i love how when sarah laughs it looks like it’s a fake laugh but she’s really laughing LOL
I feel liek Sarah’s laugh sounds like she’s in pain and I love it
love how Brittany didn’t know what 🦄 meant I just wanna know how long she’s been using that emoji without actually knowing what it meant omfg I’m dead
Omg when you made the dentist joke about not being able to talk 😂😂 Brittany was like "yeah.." She looked too distracted to fully appreciate the joke, maybe try it again😂😂😂😂😂😂
“She filed her taxes this year.” LOL my favourite line this whole video. xD
The way I’ve seen this video 20 times and never realized they were doing a puzzle before
Waddup, I'm Kevin, I'm 19 and I never f.cking learned how to read. would've been the perfect bio for the Kevin 😂😂 c'mon, you've only got one year to use it
sarah knowing what the fan is in richmond is my everything. i also live in the fan