>Thief aggro's >Gets floored in less than a second >Sad music starts to play as he reflects on his life choices Yup, this is 100% Yakuza substory material
EVERYTHING WAS ACCURATE except the part where Kiryu walks away rather than the thief walking away and Kiryu looks at him and says something like "go get 'em tiger Im sure you're a good father" or something like that
i dunno why, but there is something very uncanny about Lord Of The Night Majima acting like Mad Dog of Shinano Majima, with the Kiryu Chan and everything. That was possibly the most Majima moment of all time.
Another scenario is the thief is caught way earlier and Kiryu will just say, "why steal it from me anyway, I don't have a lot of money to begin with" (has 10 billion yen in his wallet)
My brain dead self couldn't figure out if this was a real substory or not till the end. I was fully willing to believe this is a real substory with just really bad graphics settings. Did not even question the dramatic turn and point.
I always call the substories from 0 with that cheesy music the "Saturday morning cartoon special" because it reminds me of a 90s cartoon you'd watch on a Saturday morning with a life lesson at the end..
Not sure about the other games but love how there is actually a substory like this in Yakuza Like a Dragon except you have to find a guy who's taking a piss
yakuza's substories is the only side quests with linear progression that don't get boring, the sense of humor and the way that the story unfolds make them fun.
The fact that this exact substory has occurred TWICE in Ishin is so crazy. The one where mochi gets stolen and you have to pick out a culprit, and the inari substory where he gets his stuff stolen but lets the thief keep it.
The fact that Yakuza 8 has a similar substory makes it all the better. I was smart enough to put most of my money in an atm before that substory but losing $800 cuz of that woman was still alot 😭
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I do love how Kiryu's power-level dips immensely during the substory cutscenes
He's too busy thinking about what he is doing with his life because each substory gets weirder than the last.
>Thief aggro's
>Gets floored in less than a second
>Sad music starts to play as he reflects on his life choices
Yup, this is 100% Yakuza substory material
Malah trus lari lihat aja
Ya opo sih Loh kok orang nya ber
Putar
*>Gets tiger dropped
same thing with real life
This would work as a fully functional substory funnily enough
something simiular happens in yakuza 7, you gotta identify the public urinator
It is in kiwami
@@makimaki500 it isn't, where?
@@banzinga4658 its called Pick Pocket Pursuit
Kiwami
Pick Pocket Pursuit
The way Kiryu points at them with extra swagger is what ties everything together.
Like a nice bow.
That’s the Amon point right?
saw the same animation in ishin actually
@@ioszeged7274 during the stupid mochi thief substory (not actually stupid I loved all of the substories)
Can't believe Judgement Kazzy would accuse Majimba and Tobias Rieper like that.
Who the fuck is Tobias Rieper? That's Dr. Cropes
@@HeavySandvichGuy1 Tobias Rieper is the yakuza goat
LMAO A FELLOW HITMAN FAN
Bald Dragon Lord did not deserve that
@@william_.575 tobais ripper would never kill anyone he’s such nice guy
The only thing that’s missing is the obligatory chase battle sequence
Yep.
That's not in Yakuza 0/Kiwami or Dragon Engine
@@danielbars2371 Ishin, checkmate
@Flame of Udun Really? Didn't play Ishin yet
@@danielbars2371 Judgment and Lost Judgement have chase sequences and they are in dragon engine
Thanks CyricZ for the walkthrough on this substory 👍
Have you platinumed this Yahgootsa game yet?
based
@@alexeyeliseev6322 uhhmm akshually it's Like a duhragoon now
I hate it when i get attacked by agent 47 in my substories
Diana has accidentally mixed up the contracts. AGAIN.
this just looks like if Yakuza did mobile ads
EVERYTHING WAS ACCURATE except the part where Kiryu walks away rather than the thief walking away and Kiryu looks at him and says something like "go get 'em tiger Im sure you're a good father" or something like that
and then he looks up and reflects on the moral of the story or something
@@dudeman4514 camera pans up into the sky, substory end theme ost plays
Fun fact: this game is so accurate that RUclips genuinely put “Yakuza 0” in the game category
“Daughter’s treatment” sounds like a 10 years in the joint reference
This is really well made! looks literally what a Yakuza substory would look like. You earned a sub pal!
This is actually on point, good job.
"You're butt ugly" option on that one kiwami substory is still hilarious
"i peacocked your mom" from kiwami 2 is also up there among legendary lines
if the camera panned upwards at the very end this would've been an 11/10
This is bootleg yakuzer remember that
The conclusion to the substory is spot on 😂, there are no bad people in the Yakuza series.
Lao Gui, Keiji Shibusawa, Sohei Dojima, Lau Ka Long, Kyohei Jingu, Ryo Takashima, Kei Ibuchi, Tetsuo Tamashiro, Tsuyoshi Kanda, Saito, Isao Katsuragi, Seishiro Munakata, Tetsuo Nikaido, DD, Minoru Aoyama, Tsuneo Iwami, Yosuke Tendo, Mitsuru Kuroiwa, Kazuki Soma, Kyoya Sadamoto
@@petersinkworking6198 there are no bad people who remained alive
@@danguy6591 Lao Gui, Keiji Shibusawa, Lau Ka Long, Saito
@@petersinkworking6198 they just need their substory to correct their ways
@@petersinkworking6198 what are you talking about, Lau Ka Long dies
i dunno why, but there is something very uncanny about Lord Of The Night Majima acting like Mad Dog of Shinano Majima, with the Kiryu Chan and everything.
That was possibly the most Majima moment of all time.
I love how fitting the animation is
Certified substory moment.
Getting it right on the 3rd try and leaving the 4th one a mystery is an insanely good detail.
0:48 THIS MADE ME LAUGH LIKE FUCKING JINGU
You know, we always joking that is like this, but no, we already passed the joking point, the fucking substories are really like this lmao
Its always that 1:38 ost that gives you the satisfaction feeling with no reason.
ALWAYS THAT SAD AUDIO AT THE END AND THE THE LOOK UP TO THE SKY
i literally fucking screamed when majima showed up
remember kid, every thief and pickpocket in kamurochi has atleast loving family behind their back that pushes them to this path
This is so accurate I feel like I've played this
This is basically one from like a dragon
This legit made me want to play yakuza 0 again
Truly yakuze moment of all time, bravo YaKUZEr
Majima increases taxes
The accuracy of this video flabbergasts me lmao even the physics are on par with the actual game
even with the substory quest cleared sound effect disrupting the mood of the substory! amazing!
Holy shit this is really accurate
Another scenario is the thief is caught way earlier and Kiryu will just say, "why steal it from me anyway, I don't have a lot of money to begin with" (has 10 billion yen in his wallet)
This guy literally works for RGG Studios
always love when the substory gets deep as fuck at the end for no reason
A masterpiece, kir-u always shows me to value life
My brain dead self couldn't figure out if this was a real substory or not till the end. I was fully willing to believe this is a real substory with just really bad graphics settings. Did not even question the dramatic turn and point.
i remembered i laugh my ass off in most substories yakuza 0
Yakuza main story : “Serious crime drama “
Yakuza sidequest/substories : “ lYakuza’s Bizarre Adventure “
I always call the substories from 0 with that cheesy music the "Saturday morning cartoon special" because it reminds me of a 90s cartoon you'd watch on a Saturday morning with a life lesson at the end..
"You received: Rocket-Launcher"
bro i just died when i saw the second turn and it was blood money agent 47
The back sound so relate.. 😂
Damn, i love RGG games ! 😂
Not sure about the other games but love how there is actually a substory like this in Yakuza Like a Dragon except you have to find a guy who's taking a piss
2:04 OMG ITS THE YAKUZA 3
🙀
*FLY INTENSIFIES*
❤ added to favorite folder
why is this so accurate
This is the Yakuza video of all time 🔥
I remember a sub story like this on yakuza kiwami 1 ong💀💀
Gotta Love how every Yakuza mission/sub story is the same as the last game yet new.
It's like De Ja New.
this is literal yakuza substory
Dont forget about how the camera pans back to the theif as he walks into a mahjong parlor.
Average yakuza experience lmao substory starting without us wanting them too
I hate how accurate this is.
new yakuza 0 dlc look sick!
Why do i feel like this was an actual sub-story
This, genuinely in all truth, just straight would work as a substory.
ya
ku
ZE!
this is just too good wtf
Oh, of course, take my 10 billion yen for your daughter. She needs it more than my full-length golden statue.
This literally would had been a substory LMAO
this is so well structured its insnae
LOL you earned a sub, this is on point and hilarious!
muy cierto, así son las sub historias, si no son así son fanservice pero de los GOD o introducción a mecánicas/minijuegos
I cried, you won
yakuza's substories is the only side quests with linear progression that don't get boring, the sense of humor and the way that the story unfolds make them fun.
My sides split at the noise kiryu made when 47 floored him 😂
I feel like the only thing that would make this better is if "Thief" was "Menacing Man", but holy shit this is scarily accurate otherwise
i love how this is insanely accurate
You forgot the moment where someone gives the same amount of money to Kiryu that Kiryu gave to the robber.
kiryu sells the miku nendoroid that is worth WAY more than the amount stolen
This is 100% accurate
This is literally a sub story in kiwami
The fact that this exact substory has occurred TWICE in Ishin is so crazy. The one where mochi gets stolen and you have to pick out a culprit, and the inari substory where he gets his stuff stolen but lets the thief keep it.
That melancholic bgm...
The substories be so cute tho
I like how it's literally just a substory that happened with barely any changes
Real
The fact that Yakuza 8 has a similar substory makes it all the better. I was smart enough to put most of my money in an atm before that substory but losing $800 cuz of that woman was still alot 😭
it's funny because it's 100% accurate lol
10 years in the substorys made you a...
1:58 Yakuza 3
this is so accurate it scares me
This is so well made wtf lol
I feel nostalgia.
Thr Agent 47 cameo bro wtf 🤣
he would have been sent to 10 years in the joint
You're telling me, this isn't an actual substory?
That's literally that one substory from Kiwami
The camera should look at the sky in the end
*then he loses the money cause Mr.SHAKEDOWN.*
I thought this was in the real game lol
This looks kike a real yakuza substory
Gmod yakuza goes hard ngl
I love how accurate the high speed run into cool dude walk when a cutscene triggers is
Perfection 👌
I was expecting a joke, not an actual substory