Most Bizarre Teachers - Tosh.0

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  • Опубликовано: 17 ноя 2024

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  • @Brough1111
    @Brough1111 2 года назад +120

    Tosh is one of the most brilliant comics in history nails the hypocrisy every time through his genius of comedy, thanks Tosh

    • @grantcanada1
      @grantcanada1 2 года назад +1

      just over 2 days I have to agree - his writing is excellent - I have to take a break I'm exhausted.

    • @Randy58-zn4ez
      @Randy58-zn4ez Год назад +2

      Get a room.

    • @donjohn281
      @donjohn281 Год назад +3

      The glazing is crazy. U his husband or some?

    • @user-ys7eh9kx9p
      @user-ys7eh9kx9p Год назад

      Yeah he so good at slicking the line, never to mutch.

    • @chrisfuller2991
      @chrisfuller2991 Год назад

      He really is, but when you see him live, you’re disappointed. At least lately.

  • @kenxclout
    @kenxclout 2 года назад +38

    “And ill take you to apple-bee-hees” my favorite part 😂

  • @christianc2319
    @christianc2319 2 года назад +44

    Lol "I want to change my vote to yes....also I'm going to need a towel"

  • @mattisons19
    @mattisons19 2 года назад +43

    Olivia (Victoria) was my teacher at MCHS 😂 I remember the day she was walked off campus and I still tell that story until this day! You would honestly never know from a student perspective.. she always wore a baggy tshirt or sweatshirt (despite being in FL) and sweatpants or loose jeans.

  • @marajohnson9374
    @marajohnson9374 2 года назад +68

    "I haven't done anything yet"
    Bro, that's why she's in hiding

    • @thomasw.5344
      @thomasw.5344 2 года назад +3

      That guy grossed me out more than the burping "lady"

    • @Adam-hp5hj
      @Adam-hp5hj 2 года назад

      The end makes me think they pushed that during the segment as a joke but that statement was still kind of chilling

    • @Mewse1203
      @Mewse1203 3 месяца назад

      Dude, that guy was so creepy.

  • @calebsaint
    @calebsaint 2 года назад +129

    The singing math teacher does actually have a good singing voice.

    • @yasuke9317
      @yasuke9317 2 года назад +3

      He does. A lit of musicians I know are also teachers

    • @thomasw.5344
      @thomasw.5344 2 года назад +3

      @Caleb
      So does r Kelly 😉

    • @EvlRemmy
      @EvlRemmy 2 года назад

      @@thomasw.5344 💀💀

    • @maxmurphy47
      @maxmurphy47 Год назад

      No

    • @andy42x
      @andy42x 3 месяца назад

      Proggy

  • @donalddodge2949
    @donalddodge2949 2 года назад +37

    The teachers pics in hustler are worth the look 😂

    • @bertbccfu9564
      @bertbccfu9564 2 года назад +5

      I agree victoria james
      Oohlala good stuff

    • @thinkforyourself2109
      @thinkforyourself2109 Год назад +4

      The funny thing is that in the interview she talks about her body being consumed in a patriarchal society. True, but only because she took her clothes off! She obviously didn't have to do that. It is true, however, that intelligence is typically valued less than sex appeal -- by both men and women.

  • @ACTUALLYRICH
    @ACTUALLYRICH 2 года назад +26

    I never fully appreciated Daniels humour, but god damn this time around I’m in tears at 90% of it

  • @mrdgenerate
    @mrdgenerate 2 года назад +11

    13:06 love this show

  • @ericbeattie761
    @ericbeattie761 2 года назад +17

    Even when I was in high school I wasn't stoned enough for the singing teacher 😂

  • @slyace1301
    @slyace1301 2 года назад +19

    This is the most surreal show I've come across, Americans are really creative with their entertainment

    • @jordank566
      @jordank566 Год назад +3

      Tosh was actually born in Germany haha

    • @stonewal316
      @stonewal316 Год назад +3

      @@jordank566yea his comedy is very German like

    • @LillianBartlesby
      @LillianBartlesby 11 месяцев назад +4

      ​@@jordank566Yeah, but he was raised in Florida. Lots of U.S. citizens are born abroad and raised in the U.S.
      This morning I read that Tia and Tamera Mowry were born in Germany.

    • @jordank566
      @jordank566 11 месяцев назад

      like the old saying goes, you can take the German out of Germany, but you cannot take the genius level intellect out of the German. I'm half German half Mexican, my dad always used to say that means I'll want to take over the world but be too lazy to do anything about it.@@LillianBartlesby

  • @grantcanada1
    @grantcanada1 2 года назад +10

    The Shane Battier bit was excellent.

  • @jameslanclos568
    @jameslanclos568 2 года назад +4

    0:50 - It’s a good thing he was using the blunt end of the axe 🪓😳!!!

  • @AndrewIngram007
    @AndrewIngram007 2 года назад +36

    Tosh gets a speaking part at my funeral

    • @clamcrewcarclub6017
      @clamcrewcarclub6017 2 года назад +6

      Daniel hasn’t done stand up in a while, he’s not going to do a free appearance at your middle class funeral 😂

    • @spacewurm
      @spacewurm 2 года назад +3

      I bet nobody shows up at your funeral. 😆😆😂😂

    • @tomyrody4412
      @tomyrody4412 2 года назад +1

      @@clamcrewcarclub6017 keyword: "middle class"

    • @brokentombot
      @brokentombot 2 года назад +1

      I'll speak at your funeral if no one else wants to. Is it cool if it's in Spanish?

    • @Alternate_Ending
      @Alternate_Ending 2 года назад +1

      @@brokentombot is it cool? it would be fucking awesome. family doesnt know Spanish, they would be super confused = hilarious

  • @babs2034
    @babs2034 2 года назад +15

    BILLY MADISON REFERENCE 🤣🤣🤣

  • @two-nine7730
    @two-nine7730 11 месяцев назад +5

    I looked into it.That restraining order is legal.

  • @akinman123
    @akinman123 2 года назад +27

    I always wondered what happened to that world history kid. I’m glad he’s okay but kind of bummed he dropped out. Hope he gets in that threshold of dropouts who become super successful and happy with a great family without going to school.

    • @FatHalibutz32
      @FatHalibutz32 2 года назад +4

      Nahhh dudes gotta be taking bong rips in his parents basement still and working at a car wash

    • @dianapennepacker6854
      @dianapennepacker6854 2 года назад +2

      Dude isn't bad about making a point. Hope he found a good spot.
      Should be a comedian like Bill Burr. Just ranting about how much BS things are.

    • @fulltimeslackerii8229
      @fulltimeslackerii8229 Год назад

      dude is a loser who didn’t want to work and tried to blame his teacher. glad he became a huge nothing. “my favorite period of history to study is the present”. he’s a stoner in a basement somewhere

    • @P4p4Smurf
      @P4p4Smurf 11 месяцев назад

      Bummed he dropped out? School is a joke these days. Doesn't matter

  • @MrSlider57
    @MrSlider57 2 года назад +45

    I feel like Tosh definitely made it a mission to find out if George Carlin had a delinquent storage unit

    • @agentcodydanks
      @agentcodydanks 2 года назад +1

      Derp🥴

    • @mckennamagoo
      @mckennamagoo 2 года назад

      Excellent!

    • @electricfil
      @electricfil 2 года назад

      That phone booth was not from bogus journey.

    • @davebruneau6068
      @davebruneau6068 Год назад

      @@electricfil You mean Daniel Tosh wasnt being serious?

    • @electricfil
      @electricfil Год назад

      @@davebruneau6068 I realize it was a joke. It just was an inaccurate joke. That phone booth is from excellent adventure.

  • @jasonmuller1199
    @jasonmuller1199 2 года назад +4

    Eve, knock it off hahaha best line ever

  • @colejaime5124
    @colejaime5124 Год назад +6

    Daniel's fake beard in the model teacher one, looked really good.

  • @Its_loveb
    @Its_loveb 2 года назад +25

    Tosh just loves what he does 😂

  • @JamalB21
    @JamalB21 2 года назад +13

    Saying Shane Battier, followed by birdman. She didn’t have to say what her type is 🤣🤣

    • @mrwassef
      @mrwassef 2 года назад +1

      Poor Mike Miller 😔

    • @deadmeatjb
      @deadmeatjb 2 года назад

      Fired for being nude, nobody cared that she was a lil racist

  • @birdsrule8608
    @birdsrule8608 2 года назад +19

    14:13 this guy has got a point though

  • @yousad6742
    @yousad6742 2 года назад +5

    Whoever that “Eve” was is smoking hott!

  • @4runningaway417
    @4runningaway417 2 года назад +5

    tosh is a national treasure

  • @rustytv3023
    @rustytv3023 2 года назад +4

    The singing math teacher is brilliant.

  • @joshuaclark7509
    @joshuaclark7509 2 года назад +3

    That restraining order bit got me 💀

  • @reynaolvera7526
    @reynaolvera7526 10 месяцев назад +2

    “Are these women children?” 😂😂😂😂😂

  • @StephySon
    @StephySon 2 года назад +5

    Oh we know EXACTLY what teach said that she wasn’t gonna say on camera

  • @rhiannablumberg4803
    @rhiannablumberg4803 2 года назад +5

    former teacher....that was excellent!

  • @davethompson9776
    @davethompson9776 2 года назад +2

    Doing a web redemption high as a kite fits him well.

  • @shanks4391
    @shanks4391 Год назад +1

    I totally thought it was gonna be Chris Hansen at the door 😂

  • @PerfectGardensTV
    @PerfectGardensTV 2 года назад +3

    I fucking love this show! When I think you can't go any further you do!

  • @babs2034
    @babs2034 2 года назад +8

    TOSH COMES UP W THE FUNNIEST SH.. !

  • @adrianjohnson1155
    @adrianjohnson1155 2 года назад +1

    Tosh is the second funniest comedian on the planet for my money.

  • @danielanderson4011
    @danielanderson4011 2 года назад +2

    " I haven't done anything yet "

  • @rorytribbet6424
    @rorytribbet6424 2 года назад +2

    The singing teacher freaks me tf out

  • @James-ft4bu
    @James-ft4bu 2 года назад

    Teacher with sledge hammer bit was really funny.

  • @mac102483
    @mac102483 2 года назад +6

    Eve is gorgeous 😍.... and MJ is probably better off with Tosh. I think they would've leveled each other out.

  • @mckennamagoo
    @mckennamagoo 2 года назад +2

    My favorite Tosh.0 ever! Be Excellent To Each Other!

  • @donotrobme9295
    @donotrobme9295 2 года назад +3

    What did the hustler teacher say about d wade or Lebrun

    • @wspencerwatkins
      @wspencerwatkins 2 года назад +1

      Seems like she was saying she don’t like black guys

  • @bchearne
    @bchearne 2 года назад +1

    The singing teacher was putting in the effort. Maybe a little too much effort

  • @jvak995
    @jvak995 2 года назад +2

    Math teacher goes hard

  • @oncewaswerth
    @oncewaswerth Год назад +1

    Oh my God. It's the truth. Every moment of every day.... we think we're going to be snatched!

  • @maxiepattie85
    @maxiepattie85 2 года назад +2

    Last dude looks like Jamie Foy

  • @XFS540
    @XFS540 2 года назад +5

    Does anyone know the name of the girl who’s playing the student with Ms. James?

    • @Liliquan
      @Liliquan 2 года назад +3

      Let me guess, it’s for a friend.

    • @XFS540
      @XFS540 2 года назад

      @@Liliquan 😉

  • @deadmeatjb
    @deadmeatjb 2 года назад +2

    We only want more ceweb profiles and web redemptions

  • @DockJockShorts_76
    @DockJockShorts_76 Год назад

    At least you told him he gave her the hard copy:)

  • @ksoundkaiju9256
    @ksoundkaiju9256 2 года назад

    11:34 My new quote

  • @ryanrhodes5819
    @ryanrhodes5819 2 года назад +1

    Get that Darrel a Thrasher hoodie

  • @lisabutter6181
    @lisabutter6181 2 года назад

    thanks Tosh for making me laugh

  • @salvagemonster3612
    @salvagemonster3612 2 месяца назад

    Ok in the 70’s none of my teachers ever looked like that.

  • @katiemurphy1197
    @katiemurphy1197 2 года назад +1

    Ax you a question 🤣

  • @Shinobi33
    @Shinobi33 2 года назад +2

    Olivia Sprauer? Am I spelling it correctly?

  • @sethbrooks8889
    @sethbrooks8889 2 года назад

    I went to that school with the axe teacher, the teacher didn't teach physics anymore when I got there

  • @ericmcadam2647
    @ericmcadam2647 2 года назад

    ERIC!?!?
    HE'S A BAAAD MAN!!!

  • @rcjabroniyup4959
    @rcjabroniyup4959 2 года назад +1

    How about the ones that come out to their classrooms? Because that's appropriate.

  • @R1SKYB1Z
    @R1SKYB1Z 2 месяца назад

    There is no Redemption for singing math guy

  • @wyliehudson8396
    @wyliehudson8396 2 года назад +10

    Singer has a nice voice actually

  • @patrickhuot001
    @patrickhuot001 Год назад +2

    Tosh: "Did any of your students have a chance with you?"
    Olivia: "No!"
    I'm not at all surprised that he asked her that. 😆

  • @wizerd2089
    @wizerd2089 2 года назад +1

    Tosh, I can't forgive you for singing that rise and shine and give god the glory glory song. Aaaaaah christ. Whyyyyyyyyyyy!?!?!?!?!

  • @letmelive2006
    @letmelive2006 2 года назад

    Thank you, internet!!

  • @sheldonwheaton881
    @sheldonwheaton881 2 года назад

    No ball prize!😆😆

  • @lisabutter6181
    @lisabutter6181 2 года назад +1

    if only we couldve saved MJ

  • @pepper1981-vw5bd
    @pepper1981-vw5bd Год назад +2

    Ha ha the singing teacher is cool
    Probably helped alot of kids that way
    I wish my teachers were more like him back in the day

    • @johnfitzgerald1131
      @johnfitzgerald1131 11 месяцев назад +2

      Maybe not. I don't think he's ever consensually been in the same room as a woman before.

    • @pepper1981-vw5bd
      @pepper1981-vw5bd 11 месяцев назад +1

      @@johnfitzgerald1131 🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @mikeyderbs
    @mikeyderbs 2 года назад +2

    12:03 when she mouthed “I don’t like black people” 😂 😂 I think I’m in love

  • @katemiller3796
    @katemiller3796 10 месяцев назад +1

    It’s annoying when these schools don’t pay teacher well and then are upset when teachers have to do things to make money

  • @Shiny101
    @Shiny101 9 месяцев назад

    That math teacher is straight up Lee Syatt if he never met Joey. If you know you know

  • @fulltimeslackerii8229
    @fulltimeslackerii8229 Год назад +2

    did that teacher mouth “i don’t do black guys”?

  • @Khoros-Mythos
    @Khoros-Mythos 2 года назад

    1:45 Anyone know what the original song is?

  • @jonhohensee3258
    @jonhohensee3258 2 года назад

    Nowhere in the Bible does it say that Eve took a bite of an APPLE.

  • @JudoJohnny
    @JudoJohnny 2 года назад +1

    Should be called teaches in jail.

  • @alexshank1414
    @alexshank1414 Месяц назад

    Last one wasn’t even about a teacher.

  • @fanoboss
    @fanoboss 2 года назад +8

    LOOKING FORWARD TO THE NEW SEASON OF TOSH.Oh !!!

    • @spacewurm
      @spacewurm 2 года назад +3

      I think he is still looking for a new network since being cancelled by the morons Comedy Central.

    • @kane4191
      @kane4191 2 года назад +1

      @nobody lol you poor little snow flake

  • @chrisaltobelli
    @chrisaltobelli 2 года назад

    I swear that kid has to be my buddy Adam's son.

  • @MrOctober300
    @MrOctober300 2 года назад +3

    Battier family is amazing. His Mom is white white

  • @zf5656
    @zf5656 Год назад

    The first demonstration was common sense, although actually performing it definitely lacked some.

  • @wrenchaholic
    @wrenchaholic 2 года назад

    8:32 hilarious.

  • @jawhoney
    @jawhoney 2 года назад

    Bro that first one coulda been so bad

  • @wraithstrongopark
    @wraithstrongopark 2 года назад +3

    when the italian teacher said she wasn't into black guys, i was like, gasp! hahahahaa guineas and niggas do not mix.

  • @jacobishii6121
    @jacobishii6121 2 года назад +2

    Foil man sounds more like they might be giants

  • @montanaelkwhisperer1744
    @montanaelkwhisperer1744 2 года назад

    Would that be Michael Boobless?

  • @staceycameron4157
    @staceycameron4157 Год назад +1

    Tosh is exactly correct about women.

  • @Mewse1203
    @Mewse1203 3 месяца назад +1

    Dude, I'm hoping the singing math teacher isn't around kids anymore. He's a creep. Obsessed with an actress, but specifically when she was in junior high? Every comment he made during his interview was ickky.

  • @XFS540
    @XFS540 2 года назад

    Why does it sound like Ms. James actually said “Thattier” instead of Battier? Is anyone else hearing that?

  • @sachmo0196
    @sachmo0196 2 года назад +1

    Whats funny is...I thought math wouldn't be neccesarily be used in my life. If you think this, never go into the military or any work that requires you to account for distance or weight etc, etc...etc.

  • @DockJockShorts_76
    @DockJockShorts_76 Год назад

    Memmmmmmmm bop

  • @lambdalambdalambdaa
    @lambdalambdalambdaa 2 года назад +2

    I'm really surprised she even knew who Shane Battier was

    • @mrwassef
      @mrwassef 2 года назад

      She said she was a Heat fan haha. 🤷🏽‍♂️ It wasn’t like she said Jamal Mashburn or something haha.

  • @Joy-s4x3r
    @Joy-s4x3r 8 месяцев назад +2

    Here in Scotland we use miles..it's just mainland Europe that uses kilometres..the most boring comment ever from someone

  • @df4291
    @df4291 2 года назад +1

    I'm sorry but that math teacher is a straight up creep

  • @azaleataylor8031
    @azaleataylor8031 2 года назад +4

    I used to have a fear about men trying to grab me. Then I stood my ground and earned their respect and they leave me alone.

    • @johnnythewalrus
      @johnnythewalrus 2 года назад

      Sorry to hear that

    • @azaleataylor8031
      @azaleataylor8031 2 года назад +1

      @@johnnythewalrus actually I feel bad for the girls that didn't have the strength to stand up for themselves that I knew back then. The men that take advantage of young girls should be the one's shamed and mentally abused instead of their victims. I'm grateful for having the strength and the desire of teaching to other women that also want the strength to stand up for themselves. I look for solutions instead of focusing on past.

    • @thisguyy
      @thisguyy 2 года назад +2

      Nobody asked.

    • @azaleataylor8031
      @azaleataylor8031 2 года назад

      @@thisguyy?

    • @theokguy9837
      @theokguy9837 2 года назад +1

      Ok

  • @Experternas
    @Experternas Год назад

    That girl from Degrassi high was my crush also, she's still kinda good looking. they made a bad remake of that show a few years ago. bet he got off a few loads from that.

  • @Liliquan
    @Liliquan 2 года назад +1

    That math teacher is disturbing.

  • @HowieRaps
    @HowieRaps 10 месяцев назад

    "brittney spears weighed 69 lbs, she wanted to weigh 51 lbs. So she went to dr X and took 8 pills a day, and now shes 8008-less" 😂

  • @MVPRoseDerrick
    @MVPRoseDerrick 8 месяцев назад

    "Hed probably take a charge in the bedroom" 💀💀💀💀💀

  • @1509archy
    @1509archy 2 года назад +1

    Comment for the algorithm

  • @nonsense1231
    @nonsense1231 2 года назад

    Hi, I'm Chris Hansen with Dateline..👨🏼‍💻

  • @infidelkastro
    @infidelkastro 2 года назад +1

    5000 men in a bar + 1 women. She fools around with them each 7 x. At the end of the day, she felt 35007

  • @oncewaswerth
    @oncewaswerth Год назад

    Ok... when they put up their hands ✋️ to vote.....how many of you wanted to see the back of Tosh's smack that judge??

  • @ryanrhodes5819
    @ryanrhodes5819 2 года назад +1

    Co exit to Austin British lady fingers