@@christopherwoodbury7520 faulty reasoning... you can still be killed and hence forth.. not your 'spectral' then agen...immortality is not 'indestructibility' ;)
Never underestimate an idiot. Our whole history started ,when some idiot picked up a rock to throw ,at some other idiot who was taunting him for a distance. That idiot, changed the world! Never underestimate an idiot. He will succeed where brilliant people fail, because he doesn't know its impossible. As for the dream of FTL.. its just that, a dream. The key is frame of reference. Perspective colours all.
This is the reason why the smartest sentient's never speak in absolutism, no mater how small a chance Murphys law will find a way to prove nothing is absolute
I have an idea for FTL using quantum particles and manipulations of geomagnetic space, to propel stuff faster then light speed. I do not know how it would be able to slow down or if theoretically would destroy the bounds of earth causing irreparable damage to earths magneto sphere but hey maybe I am just a fool...
They forgot the universal human rule. Say something is impossible, we do it anyway or die trying. When asked why, we respond "BECAUSE FUCK YOU THAT'S WHY!" It's why reverse psychology is so effective against us. Also the harder the challenge, the greater we want to accomplish it, because it's there. Never give humanity a common enemy, the only thing stopping us from breaking everything is ourselves. If we have a common enemy, we take all the energy and weapons pointed at each other, and point it at you. Humanity often asks how instead of why?
I dunno what the movie is called but Dan Aykroyd (in heavy prosthetic makup) Played a Psyco hillbilly judge who's court room was a death trap filled with spikes and traps an actual wood chipper I think and other horrors. I just pictured him in that makeup after reading your comment. And now I have to go find what the dumb 80's or early 90's movie was. D'OH! EDIT. Found it! NOTHING BUT TROUBLE with John Candy, Chevy Chase, and Demi Moore. Now do I dare watch it? I remember thinking it was corny and dumb when it came out. Eh screw it may as well!
So an AI gets access to the human internet and learns what rolling, trashtalk, and nihilism are, something something something, starts an intergalactic war
I've been binge watching these videos for a couple weeks now, and kept having this nagging feeling that they seemed familiar. Being a sci-fi buff since I was a kid in the 70s, I grew up on Asimov, Bradbury, Ellison, Heinlein, etc. and thought I was just recognizing elements of old sci-fi. It took this story to make me realize, that feeling of recognition one gets from HFY stories, is more akin to "Florida Man". "Florida Man throws alligator into drive through window" (true story), "Florida Man leads police on high speed chase". HFY is Florida Man in space.
I’ve actually thought about this alittle bit, if (when) we are contacted by aliens, and they see the HFY stories, how are they going to react and are they going to be accurate or are we going to be weaklings
Thank you for the video. Their potential is now limitless, and so shall be the pain that troll will experience, for eternity. You don't just spark a universal war and get away consequence free, no matter what your supposed reasons.
@@csmrookie9600 i can think of a couple people that have trolled too good in our oun history... Like in the 100 years war... The napoleonic wars... Or the world wars.
@@GodoStory [They got access to the restricted sites anyway] It is disturbing that so many of these fictional races so closely resemble real ones, even down to the reproductive organs for a few... Though there is also the common trend of many species components being perfectly represented, but on the wrong species body. The first most commonly noticed example being human reproductive organs being slapped onto basically everything, and "horses" being the second.
The moment I heard 'Universal Internet' I knew this was going to go crazier than an OCD person with a squirrel and chipmunk down their pants in a roasted peanut factory.
Now that was funny. I mean, he's still going to spend a few millions years listening to Vogon poetry in VR, followed by out-of-tune polka and being forced to eat lutafisk.
And then all that trolling is strategically undone bringing back every dead person from a time machine creating both an infinite paradox and a seperate timeline.
Well that's all well and good and all that... but at the very least we'll still have to put the guy in a simulated punishment sim for about half a billion years for all the lives lost. All in good fun, right?
Yeah suuurreee. He will still need to be punished... I know make him suffer every death of his ppl that were killed by humans. Each one asking ,"WHY??" Why are the humans attacking us?? And them made to suffer the remose of each and every human who has found out that they were killing innocent ppl. For no reason but a joke.
Wait. He SAW OUR INTERNET and still decided to pull this stunt? Did he not see the 40k fandom? They cream at the thought of an eternal crusade across the galaxy and he said “heh. Let’s pretend that aliens are actually evil.” He really was an idiot. He single handily created the Imperium of Man.
point and case... a 'prank' only someone pull... that forgot that there never is a point you no longer need to worry about survival... only about exactly how big another 'fish' needs to be to match you
And then he got out into a simulation where he is tortured constantly for his crims of killing roughly a googol of sentient/sapient species and that's low balling it as in a war like this the humans would need 1-2 billion soldiers and that's only when they are evenly spaced, making the border thin, when an army is sent to a specific place to conquer it would take roughly 10 billion soldiers, so take that number and multiply it with all the 3 dimensional cardinal directions which in total is 24, not accounting for the finer angles as with nne, and couple that with constantly transporting more soldier there, added with that soldiers are constantly dying so new ones transported, and thats only the human species being calculated, the number calculated with all the species in the universe would be astronomical
I see a holy war spreading across the universe like an unquenchable fire. A warrior religion that waves the Atreides banner in my father's name. Fanatical legions worshiping at the shrine of my father's skull. A war in my name!
Me and one other guy see this as humanity dropping charges, i mean come on he literally caused the invention of a time machine to bring back dead people and reverse the heat death of the universe in the most chaotically human way possible.
First Law of Stupidity: Everyone underestimates the number of stupid people. The only counter for this is to assume everybody you meet is stupid until prover otherwise. This does not mean to expect the worst from them, but try to discern whether or not they are a benefit to you. It sounds exceedingly selfish, but people that only put you at a loss are no good for you. Also keep in mind that it is possible for a person who produces losses for you might produce gains for someone else, so stupidity can actually be subjective in that regard. Second Law of Stupidity: The probability that a person is stupid is independent of any other characteristic. This is pretty self-explanatory. Defining stupidity based on social interactions is genius. Third Law of Stupidity: A stupid person causes loses to others without gains to themselves. Doing something that benefits nobody and causes harm to everyone should be the textbook definition of stupidity. Fourth Law of Stupidity: Non-stupid people underestimate the danger of stupidity. This, unfortunately, cannot be mitigated or countered in any way because the damage a person can do before you discern if they are stupid or not can range from inconsequential to biblical. Fifth Law of Stupidity: Stupid people are the most dangerous people on the planet. Villains who twirl their moustaches can be spotted a mile away. Stupid people are everyone and everywhere and they themselves aren't even aware of what they are doing to others. Nobody likes to be called stupid. Nobody thinks of themselves as a stupid person. Bonhoeffer‘s Theory of Stupidity - The most important insight is that stupidity is essentially a moral failing more than an intellectual one. The failure is in believing things based on how they make us feel, rather than on their truthfulness.
00:30 "Every race also has its idiots." At last, a story about me!
The poor thing accidentally released the murder monkeys on the universe. May whatever Deity they so choose have mercy on them.
Fun fact, if you achieve immortality no god can judge you in the afterlife.
He gave the murder monkeys a common enemy lol he really did screw up.
@@christopherwoodbury7520 faulty reasoning... you can still be killed and hence forth.. not your 'spectral' then agen...immortality is not 'indestructibility' ;)
he activated and glitched the "Random Chimp Event" to last forever until the exploit was patched
True, but he can probably make you wish you could die.
Never underestimate an idiot. Our whole history started ,when some idiot picked up a rock to throw ,at some other idiot who was taunting him for a distance.
That idiot, changed the world! Never underestimate an idiot. He will succeed where brilliant people fail, because he doesn't know its impossible.
As for the dream of FTL.. its just that, a dream. The key is frame of reference. Perspective colours all.
Nothing is "fool proof" because fools are so ingenous. - anonymous
a smart person knows when to give up, but the fool knows not the fool changes the world
This is the reason why the smartest sentient's never speak in absolutism, no mater how small a chance Murphys law will find a way to prove nothing is absolute
I'm suddenly reminded of a song. History was made by stupid people.
I have an idea for FTL using quantum particles and manipulations of geomagnetic space, to propel stuff faster then light speed. I do not know how it would be able to slow down or if theoretically would destroy the bounds of earth causing irreparable damage to earths magneto sphere but hey maybe I am just a fool...
They forgot the universal human rule.
Say something is impossible, we do it anyway or die trying.
When asked why, we respond "BECAUSE FUCK YOU THAT'S WHY!"
It's why reverse psychology is so effective against us.
Also the harder the challenge, the greater we want to accomplish it, because it's there.
Never give humanity a common enemy, the only thing stopping us from breaking everything is ourselves. If we have a common enemy, we take all the energy and weapons pointed at each other, and point it at you.
Humanity often asks how instead of why?
Thought it was “ The alien species ask why. Humanity see’s same problem we say why not”
YES
Damn, he IS an eloquent troll - and that's high praise coming from a veteran of Jita IV 4.
Jita has the feel of a Middle Eastern bazaar mixed with con men from a Mafia movie lol.
So true 😂
For anyone wondering - EVE online and a major trade system
@@reginaldbull4922 Aka space barrens chat.
Judge: An eloquent defense ... (to the bailiff), fire up the wood-chipper!
I dunno what the movie is called but Dan Aykroyd (in heavy prosthetic makup) Played a Psyco hillbilly judge who's court room was a death trap filled with spikes and traps an actual wood chipper I think and other horrors. I just pictured him in that makeup after reading your comment. And now I have to go find what the dumb 80's or early 90's movie was. D'OH! EDIT. Found it! NOTHING BUT TROUBLE with John Candy, Chevy Chase, and Demi Moore. Now do I dare watch it? I remember thinking it was corny and dumb when it came out. Eh screw it may as well!
So an AI gets access to the human internet and learns what rolling, trashtalk, and nihilism are, something something something, starts an intergalactic war
I've been binge watching these videos for a couple weeks now, and kept having this nagging feeling that they seemed familiar. Being a sci-fi buff since I was a kid in the 70s, I grew up on Asimov, Bradbury, Ellison, Heinlein, etc. and thought I was just recognizing elements of old sci-fi. It took this story to make me realize, that feeling of recognition one gets from HFY stories, is more akin to "Florida Man". "Florida Man throws alligator into drive through window" (true story), "Florida Man leads police on high speed chase".
HFY is Florida Man in space.
FYI think Farscape similar from long ago across when deathworlders meet and farscapes pilot are the same story.
That was an excellent ending. Humanity really does be awesome
Aliens: Nobel goal.
Humans: IT IS FOR PORN!
An HFY story in which HFY stories cause the problem.
I’ve actually thought about this alittle bit, if (when) we are contacted by aliens, and they see the HFY stories, how are they going to react and are they going to be accurate or are we going to be weaklings
@@SNaKeEyexxx I think the movie 'Galaxy Quest' has already answered this question nicely.
Thank you for the video. Their potential is now limitless, and so shall be the pain that troll will experience, for eternity. You don't just spark a universal war and get away consequence free, no matter what your supposed reasons.
Ok, but what if it was really funny?
@@mwm1724 non-limitless pain. For sub-eternity.
@@mwm1724 Pretty funny. Imagine you started a whole conflict because you trolled too good.
@@csmrookie9600 i can think of a couple people that have trolled too good in our oun history... Like in the 100 years war... The napoleonic wars... Or the world wars.
i think this is an example of " the ends justifies the means"
Dear universe.
We, the humans, present the concept of rule 34.
The universe: "Oh thank goodness, it's only half as bad as we expected."
Humanity to the universe that was only one of the minor websites! And we present the rest! Except this one! *a lot of alien porn*
@@GodoStory [Visibly disturbed, but not by too much]
@@GodoStory [They got access to the restricted sites anyway] It is disturbing that so many of these fictional races so closely resemble real ones, even down to the reproductive organs for a few...
Though there is also the common trend of many species components being perfectly represented, but on the wrong species body. The first most commonly noticed example being human reproductive organs being slapped onto basically everything, and "horses" being the second.
Naaahh💀
The moment I heard 'Universal Internet' I knew this was going to go crazier than an OCD person with a squirrel and chipmunk down their pants in a roasted peanut factory.
'MANITY FUCK YEAH!
TEARING WORLDS AND DESTROYING LIFE FORMS!
'MANITY FUCK YEAH!
🎶🎶
Him: humanity, fuck yeah... Humanity: all charges dropped from us
Someone has the same sentiment.
I was waiting for the ruling council in the hearing to drop charges.
Now that was funny.
I mean, he's still going to spend a few millions years listening to Vogon poetry in VR, followed by out-of-tune polka and being forced to eat lutafisk.
That thumbnail
ME AND THE BOYS AT 3:00 A.M. LOOKING FOR FUSION CORES
Red Scimitar: i have exploited capitalism by becoming a water baron to buy us 50 fusion cores.
Bless the Squerril
Bless the Author
Only two things are infinite. The universe and human stupidity, and I'm not so sure about the universe. - Albert Einstein -
thats some 4D chess shit right there, using a story about trolling to troll people.
And then all that trolling is strategically undone bringing back every dead person from a time machine creating both an infinite paradox and a seperate timeline.
Well that's all well and good and all that... but at the very least we'll still have to put the guy in a simulated punishment sim for about half a billion years for all the lives lost.
All in good fun, right?
We do a little trollin and accidentally make it infinity
imagine they put him in a billion years of Baby Shark
@sakib6258 I would rather die
Trolling is a sacred duty in a digital society
"Humanity fek yeah gonna save da mutherfekkin universe ya'll!"
For the Algorithm, For the Author(s), For the Narrator, Agro Squirrel !!!
I was listening to this on headphones while cleaning, so I did not expect that ending. XD
This sounds exactly like what a Q might do.
Some how the trolling alien name is LOKI .....
Yeah suuurreee. He will still need to be punished... I know make him suffer every death of his ppl that were killed by humans. Each one asking ,"WHY??" Why are the humans attacking us?? And them made to suffer the remose of each and every human who has found out that they were killing innocent ppl. For no reason but a joke.
For the Algorithm, For the Author(s), For the Disembodied Voice!
Reminds me of the novel "Illegal Aliens" by Nick Pollatta and Phil Foglio!
Keep up the great work!
So it's his fault we have the Dark Forrest Theorem.
Yeah… it kinda is
Trolling the universe
Trolled by fan of one of our reddit website. Seems like something that might happen
If the humans ever got their hands on him.
He's gonna learn what the Geneva checklist is.
So he accidentally turned humanity into the imperium of man
So thats why the kreigsmarine exist . . I thought it sounded WH esk
@@enclaveofficerz3245 Kreigsmarine used to be the IRL name of the German Navy, back when Germany had a respectable Navy, way older than 40k.
Trolls human in that the galaxy and universe itself is dangerous and bad.
Humans pulls no u card and with the goal to liberate.
Wait. He SAW OUR INTERNET and still decided to pull this stunt? Did he not see the 40k fandom? They cream at the thought of an eternal crusade across the galaxy and he said “heh. Let’s pretend that aliens are actually evil.”
He really was an idiot. He single handily created the Imperium of Man.
Humans are more adaptable than that. They would have experimented and fractured.
guy commited the ultimate troll
Greetings Mentlgent!
For the Rhythm that is Algo
Eh......maybe the slow path of peaceful progress would've been better, just saying.
point and case...
a 'prank' only someone pull... that forgot that there never is a point you no longer need to worry about survival... only about exactly how big another 'fish' needs to be to match you
We do a little trolling.
OMFG, LOL! I am getting strange looks from my coworkers here!
Usually I hate trolls. But I can't say that I do of this one.
"It's just a prank, bro"
The prank:
TL:DR: Guy trolls humans and makes them into the War hammer Imperium of man.
Fta, hope you're not overdoing the voice? Stay safe
trying not to
We couldn't go faster than the speed of light so we increased the speed
And then he got out into a simulation where he is tortured constantly for his crims of killing roughly a googol of sentient/sapient species and that's low balling it as in a war like this the humans would need 1-2 billion soldiers and that's only when they are evenly spaced, making the border thin, when an army is sent to a specific place to conquer it would take roughly 10 billion soldiers, so take that number and multiply it with all the 3 dimensional cardinal directions which in total is 24, not accounting for the finer angles as with nne, and couple that with constantly transporting more soldier there, added with that soldiers are constantly dying so new ones transported, and thats only the human species being calculated, the number calculated with all the species in the universe would be astronomical
ah but they can just undo it now so no harm done
this was actually so funny
I see a holy war spreading across the universe like an unquenchable fire. A warrior religion that waves the Atreides banner in my father's name. Fanatical legions worshiping at the shrine of my father's skull. A war in my name!
I tried to boil bleach, once.
lol hfy for the win
Based and red pilled
H F Y ... well done
Let's Goooooooo
neat
After ww2 we collectively seem to not take well to 'evil'
Me and one other guy see this as humanity dropping charges, i mean come on he literally caused the invention of a time machine to bring back dead people and reverse the heat death of the universe in the most chaotically human way possible.
Phuc yea!!
For the algorithm
First Law of Stupidity: Everyone underestimates the number of stupid people.
The only counter for this is to assume everybody you meet is stupid until prover otherwise. This does not mean to expect the worst from them, but try to discern whether or not they are a benefit to you. It sounds exceedingly selfish, but people that only put you at a loss are no good for you. Also keep in mind that it is possible for a person who produces losses for you might produce gains for someone else, so stupidity can actually be subjective in that regard.
Second Law of Stupidity: The probability that a person is stupid is independent of any other characteristic.
This is pretty self-explanatory. Defining stupidity based on social interactions is genius.
Third Law of Stupidity: A stupid person causes loses to others without gains to themselves.
Doing something that benefits nobody and causes harm to everyone should be the textbook definition of stupidity.
Fourth Law of Stupidity: Non-stupid people underestimate the danger of stupidity.
This, unfortunately, cannot be mitigated or countered in any way because the damage a person can do before you discern if they are stupid or not can range from inconsequential to biblical.
Fifth Law of Stupidity: Stupid people are the most dangerous people on the planet.
Villains who twirl their moustaches can be spotted a mile away. Stupid people are everyone and everywhere and they themselves aren't even aware of what they are doing to others. Nobody likes to be called stupid. Nobody thinks of themselves as a stupid person.
Bonhoeffer‘s Theory of Stupidity - The most important insight is that stupidity is essentially a moral failing more than an intellectual one. The failure is in believing things based on how they make us feel, rather than on their truthfulness.
For the Algorithm11!
F.A.S.
AI...oops
84th, 10 January 2023
For the algorithm