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  • Опубликовано: 17 ноя 2024

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  • @OatsJenkins
    @OatsJenkins  8 месяцев назад +47

    Fixing waayyyy more stuff over here - ruclips.net/p/PL3yia6P2O1dGDpbkbs450N_61K6C7ErED&si=swF-VL59GAcydqZM

  • @disfordumboo4411
    @disfordumboo4411 2 года назад +2040

    fixing the calendar without addressing the whole “sept”ember “oct”ober “nov”ember “dec”ember thing is a huge oversight, i expected this to be addressed when you fix the calendar again in a few weeks

    • @drewstaser9726
      @drewstaser9726 2 года назад +178

      And that we just threw in two old roman guys for no reason! I think I should have month named after me instead - I'm yet to be stabbed by senators which I believe makes me more qualified than this "Julius" punk

    • @Gigasimo456
      @Gigasimo456 2 года назад +147

      Or the other way around, Onuary, Twobruhry, Thirch, Foury, Fivy, Sixtine, Sevey, Eighst, November, December, Eleber, Twelber.

    • @AndresJ80
      @AndresJ80 2 года назад +93

      Not to be a nuisance or anything,

      But technically it’s “Septem”ber, “Octo”ber, “Novem”ber, and “Decem”ber bc septem, octo, novem, and decem is actually the numbers seven through ten in Latin and shouldn’t be cut in half

    • @therealtotaldramabridgette
      @therealtotaldramabridgette 2 года назад +8

      I didn't notice that but I think the pattern was that it was ending in "er"

    • @septanesium
      @septanesium 2 года назад +28

      [Jun12.2022]
      Sept- is 7
      Oct- is 8
      No- is 9
      Dec- is 10
      but
      September is the 9th month
      October is the 10th month
      November is the 11th month
      December is the 12th month
      Hmm
      Edit: Wait it's No- not Nov-

  • @endrepasztor3080
    @endrepasztor3080 2 года назад +3696

    I only see one flaw about this calendar. That the numbers on it don't match with the betabet numbers. Otherwise this calendar is completly flawless! Great job Oats!

    • @ZoeWatsonxx
      @ZoeWatsonxx 2 года назад +46

      What about Easter TvT

    • @WubberEraser
      @WubberEraser 2 года назад +48

      @@ZoeWatsonxx he does not want Easter to be there.

    • @skizm9498
      @skizm9498 2 года назад +48

      You are correct but also incorrect because the 11 betabet numbers are the base numbers, not the entire "numberbet" or whatever its called

    • @YungNuisance
      @YungNuisance 2 года назад +24

      Lowercase number calendar sounds like good merch to me.

    • @22sfs22
      @22sfs22 2 года назад +61

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  • @C455C0R3
    @C455C0R3 2 года назад +762

    With this calendar, every 13th day of each month falls on a Friday, so I agree with it by default

    • @Pinecone6442
      @Pinecone6442 2 года назад +14

      YESSSSS AY THE TEETH EVERY MONTH (if you don't get ay the teeth it's a joke that I created last friday the 13th

    • @Indecisive4734
      @Indecisive4734 2 года назад +8

      Friday the 13th is supposed to be special in my opinion, as in a yearly, maybe every few months event of bad luck. It could be another American holiday, but more widespread in North America.

    • @Lendaru
      @Lendaru 2 года назад +6

      And my birthday is on 13th may...

    • @Pinecone6442
      @Pinecone6442 2 года назад +2

      @@Lendaru ay the teeth

    • @OrangeColt
      @OrangeColt 2 года назад +5

      Because of this calendar I have realized the easiest way to tell if Friday the 13th of this month it's just to see if the calendar looks really cool and neat with a one on the first Square

  • @Is_Carrie
    @Is_Carrie Год назад +53

    Oats: *Draws a beautiful turkey*
    Also Oats: *Struggles to draw a firework*

  • @Da_Dr
    @Da_Dr 2 года назад +2954

    I like how he doesn’t even acknowledge that each month ends on a Monday, and then it’s suddenly Sunday again.

    • @helenepham2868
      @helenepham2868 2 года назад +132

      maybe it jumps to sunday

    • @elsahammons1177
      @elsahammons1177 2 года назад +265

      If all the months were four weeks long then the BONUS WEEKEND could be longer… or maybe we could have two (one after June, one after December)

    • @Jean-ve3mh
      @Jean-ve3mh 2 года назад +180

      No problem: each last Monday of the month can be a rest day, so we get an extra-long weekend every month.

    • @elsahammons1177
      @elsahammons1177 2 года назад +47

      @@Jean-ve3mh wait yes that’s so much better

    • @Mahlak_Mriuani_Anatman
      @Mahlak_Mriuani_Anatman 2 года назад +20

      @@Jean-ve3mh omg yes

  • @RonAnflooD247
    @RonAnflooD247 2 года назад +1409

    This dude is the most revolutionary thinker of our time. Oats Jenkins is making a BETTER way of life.

    • @kinithwashere5080
      @kinithwashere5080 2 года назад +16

      forgot the 𓅱 𓅱

    • @GTD_GameTilDead
      @GTD_GameTilDead 2 года назад +3

      This dude changed his pfp because of a calendar v2 holiday referencing his username, only to relate to what he drew the holiday (v2) as. Nice.

    • @bronball7881
      @bronball7881 2 года назад +1

      Yeah

    • @Indecisive4734
      @Indecisive4734 2 года назад +2

      He literally. Changed. The unflawed. In this. Video.

    • @RonAnflooD247
      @RonAnflooD247 2 года назад

      @@kinithwashere5080 ah shit 𓅱

  • @ShootMyMonkey
    @ShootMyMonkey 2 года назад +633

    Y'know... you could always just do 28 days per month. Every month would be exactly 4 weeks, so having every month start on a Sunday would be inherent. There would be 13 months and only 1 day left over at the end.
    Also the 360-day calendar with 5 "mystery" days left over has been done before. The Mayans did it, and it sort of worked for them because they had a base-360 counting system.

    • @MuktiLuv
      @MuktiLuv 2 года назад +29

      SAME CHAIN OF THOUGH.... 13 months... all 28 days... all 4 exact weeks... all months start monday (weekend is a weekEND)(and changes nothing if you work the 1st or 2nd, same rest)... Last Sunday of the year is 48hours or 72 leap year... 12 was divisable by 4 for the seasons? They never start on the first anyway.... Hedgehog issue? Exterminate them all slowly, they now replace turkeys as the official gathering protein... what iff you were born a 31st? Its now the 2nd Feb, etc... for the 13th month name i suggest "Cursed-ober" or "Endober" or "Bendover" (LGBTQYZE++ will LOVE to have their own month, fine take it.... its cursed anyway...shhhh!!)
      Nha, first Sunday right, so that all Friday are a Friday the 13th.

    • @ddnava96
      @ddnava96 2 года назад +13

      Or better yet, make weeks be 5 days long so you have 12 months with 6 weeks each and 5 mystery days at the end of the year

    • @reliction
      @reliction 2 года назад

      is that why the mayan calendar is like in 2013 now?

    • @MuktiLuv
      @MuktiLuv 2 года назад +1

      @@ddnava96 how is that better in any way??... what 4day work, 1weekend?... 5mistery days, we already brought that down to 1 or better 0, one sunday been 48hours...12month?, whats wrong with 13?, month can be anything their number dont matter mathematically anywhere...

    • @mystery._.m34t
      @mystery._.m34t 2 года назад

      If thαr§ 1-] month§ §ee§on§ wil βe kunfu§ing

  • @evaa.is.cool1
    @evaa.is.cool1 Год назад +12

    Your honesty right (no school or work for a week after ever holiday)

  • @aozoraking1092
    @aozoraking1092 2 года назад +2736

    I like how making every month start on a Sunday automatically makes every month have a Friday the 13th.

    • @level_breaded5364
      @level_breaded5364 2 года назад +118

      Oh godamn it, can’t watch tv one day every month I guess

    • @OG_Jouno_Saigiku
      @OG_Jouno_Saigiku 2 года назад +16

      YES!

    • @dove-august
      @dove-august 2 года назад +149

      “It’s Friday the 13th! Woooo!” “Jerry it’s Friday the 13th every month please take off the reaper costume”

    • @miguelisaurusbruh1158
      @miguelisaurusbruh1158 2 года назад +44

      Perfect to regulate the human population and monthly happiness amounts

    • @MegaIiyambula
      @MegaIiyambula 2 года назад +11

      I thought I was the only one who noticed lol.

  • @alxhaluv
    @alxhaluv 2 года назад +712

    as an Egyptian, im very proud of bird from Egypt, he's made it a long way traveled thro the desert, and finally he's in the calender, alphabet2 and betabet

  • @popstarrowlet
    @popstarrowlet 2 года назад +535

    my main problem with the calendar is that every month is that its made of squares.
    I think that it would be better if it was made out of hexagons with branching paths

  • @CyrusSanders
    @CyrusSanders Год назад +19

    This calendar is amazing, except for 2 small flaws:
    1. The extra 6 hours will offset time, making 6am every day the year after its synchronized appear to be noon. The next year would have noon be midnight, and then 6pm. That would be harder to keep track of then leap year.
    2. Weeks are still 7 days. Nobody likes 7, and if you make each week 5 days instead, then there would be exactly 6 weeks each month, meaning that when the month ends, it doesn't go: Monday-Sunday-Monday.
    BONUS SUGGSTION:
    18 kind of looks like a face but a little off, and clowns look like faces but a little off, then the July 18th should be clown day.

  • @fffffplayer1
    @fffffplayer1 2 года назад +432

    It's honestly surprising how doing 13 months of 28 days solves a lot of problems and creates a very regular calendar. The only problem is the extra day you have to deal with (28*13 = 364), but when you're ready to do bonus weekend, what's one bonus day gonna hurt?
    Also, I love how with Calendar 2, every year the morning/night cycle get pushed 6 hours.

    • @Dkgow
      @Dkgow 2 года назад +33

      Now if we add in Clock 2 we fix everything since it is 20 hour days with 20 mins per hour. So that 365 day is just a normal extra day that doesn't exist on the calendar line. So we get Sunday through Saturday 4 weeks a month with an extra special random day between "new years eve" and new years that isn't labeled as a "week day", but it doesn't need to be an extra 6 hours under the Clock 2 timeline. Then we start it all over on Sunday at 1.

    • @petroglyph888mcgregor2
      @petroglyph888mcgregor2 2 года назад +8

      Your idea sounds exactly like the "Celtic Tree Calendar" invented by Robert Graves. Just like yours, his calendar had 13 months per year. Each month had 28 days.

    • @gracelewis6071
      @gracelewis6071 2 года назад +5

      I'm pretty sure there used to be 13 months until some emporer or two decided they wanted to mess things up. Idk school history was a long time ago, might want to actually look that up 😂

    • @masterspark9880
      @masterspark9880 2 года назад +2

      the ancient egyptian calendar which our calendar is based on had 30 days every month and 5-6 extra ones at the end of the year

    • @adidi7789
      @adidi7789 2 года назад +3

      @@gracelewis6071 Pretty sure you're thinking of when July and August were added to make it 12 months instead of 10, named after the emperors Julius and Augustus. That's why September is the 9th month when it's actually Latin for 7 (sept like the name Septimus), October is 10th instead of 8th (oct like octopus), November (nov like the number 9 nueve in Spanish), December (dec like decade).

  • @bob8320
    @bob8320 2 года назад +6117

    next thing you know, he remakes the solar system.

  • @ganzeige
    @ganzeige 2 года назад +378

    The whole "extra long bonus weekend" at the end of the year was a real thing in the ancient Germanic calendar until the Romans came and f**d everything up with inconsistency. It was referred to as the "time between the years".
    And I as German highly appreciate seeing this concept being reestablished because I really like objective logic and bonus weekends... unlike some ancient Roman guys.

    • @seventyfour8256
      @seventyfour8256 2 года назад +6

      as a fellow german, i can completely agree.

    • @skizm9498
      @skizm9498 2 года назад +11

      Yes he is so considerate, definitely had the Germans in mind while establishing the "f*** it, it's the end of the year" system

    • @gristlevonraben
      @gristlevonraben 2 года назад +1

      Jewish people did it too, even before they ever got to Germany. I can't remember, but didn't the Aztec also do this?

    • @ghostofthefallenvalkyrie3320
      @ghostofthefallenvalkyrie3320 2 года назад +17

      So you're telling me I could have had an extra long bonus weekend if the Romans didn't invade? I swear to Odin if a time machine ever gets invented I'm gonna become a fighter and fight these Romans

    • @abxy_real_official_since2020
      @abxy_real_official_since2020 2 года назад

      Ηεγ τΗεrε

  • @A-totally-not-normal-Hamilfan
    @A-totally-not-normal-Hamilfan 9 месяцев назад +6

    I completely agree with these changes especially thanksgiving being on the 26th because that's my mom's birthday.

  • @TheBig78sam
    @TheBig78sam 2 года назад +148

    You know how everyone hates Monday, why not replace it with bird from Egypt as it is the superior being. (to differentiate from the number and the alphabet 2 you could add a moustache.)

    • @Cashewer
      @Cashewer 2 года назад +1

      Perfect

    • @MartinAsleep
      @MartinAsleep 2 года назад +3

      and its a day off as well, to celebrate the bird from Egypt, and black Friday shopping for November

    • @azzas26
      @azzas26 2 года назад

      Yes just yes

    • @kingo5940
      @kingo5940 2 года назад

      i suport u

  • @theinfernus9912
    @theinfernus9912 2 года назад +165

    A little tip for the half pattern: I would prefer following the ending with an Y pattern: so like May, Juney, July, Augusty
    Also what about easter? It's like every year it's different just like thanksgiving!!!

    • @jJuso
      @jJuso 2 года назад +13

      how about both patterns?
      jmay, juney, july, jaugust
      or perhaps removing the patterns?
      ma, une, ul, augus
      actually, there's a lot of u's, and we don't want patterns, so maybe we should make each month have a different vowel?
      ma, unu, el, ogos
      cool, but there's no month with an i, so maybe move bonus weekend to the midsection and call it binis?
      ma, unu, el, ogos, binis
      yeah that works

    • @serena-hello
      @serena-hello 2 года назад +2

      @@jJuso yup

    • @c00lbr05
      @c00lbr05 2 года назад +3

      I also wondered about easter

    • @adamwieser
      @adamwieser 2 года назад

      Easter and thanksgiving would be the same day every year now?

    • @leftoverhotdogs1911
      @leftoverhotdogs1911 2 года назад +2

      Jmay 16th: the day of Oats. The day where we celebrate the creator of this calendar, Oats Jenkins.

  • @kilian.kns4138
    @kilian.kns4138 2 года назад +303

    fun fact: in Old Egypt, they had 13 months a year. 12 months with 30 days each and 1 month with 5 days. the last month was meant for having a free and fun time for yourself (this information comes from Facts (by Guff) on Instagram). So this new version is more like an updated version of the one from Old Egypt. I think every month should follow one another because now, every month besides the last one has a Friday the 13th...
    *Edit: I got fully convinced by the Lunar months! Let's just go further with a Lunar calendar. It's much easier and it sounds much more amazing!

    • @ladykoiwolfe
      @ladykoiwolfe 2 года назад +1

      13 months in a year is the logical way to go because there are 13 lunar months in every year, 28 days in every lunar month. It's completely even, it works out every year. There's no leap year, there's no lost time, it doesn't need to be remade, it just needs to be utilized.
      Instead we go with the solar year for some reason.
      I don't know, these Solar cults.

    • @kilian.kns4138
      @kilian.kns4138 2 года назад +6

      @@ladykoiwolfe That sound's like a much better idea! We need to convince the world to work with lunar months!!! Wait, what would be the name of the 13th month?

    • @ladykoiwolfe
      @ladykoiwolfe 2 года назад +6

      @@kilian.kns4138 It's a Lunar calendar. We could name them after the relevant moon. The only problem is different regions have different names...We could also keep the names we're used to and name the new month for the moon itself.

    • @kilian.kns4138
      @kilian.kns4138 2 года назад +7

      @@ladykoiwolfe If we are gonna change the whole system, why not change all the names? I think that it is an excellent idea to change the names of the months to the names of the relevant moon! I don't think it matters too much that the names differ in different regions, the Calendar we're used to, also has different names in different languages.

    • @ladykoiwolfe
      @ladykoiwolfe 2 года назад +6

      @@kilian.kns4138 I was going to suggest it, butt thought it might be too far. I would prefer it.
      Who wouldn't want months named for things like the Harvest Moon or the Wolf Moon or the Flower Moon.

  • @eymentunayildiz
    @eymentunayildiz 10 месяцев назад +12

    This could be WAY more perfect, make every month 28 days(exactly 4 weeks), add an extra month called Solar(representing the sun) between june and july and have only one day left over at the end(or one another after the june if its leap year)

    • @KAVYAMAY
      @KAVYAMAY 7 месяцев назад

      @eymentunayildiz you are the best😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊 I literally agree so much 💯🔥

    • @alexflores2397
      @alexflores2397 3 месяца назад

      I think there is an artificial calendar like that

    • @BelmondoKids
      @BelmondoKids 3 месяца назад

      Zrdz rzxr rzrx💛😛😜😝

  • @cherrybomb69696
    @cherrybomb69696 Год назад +298

    I like how he says “I’m sorry, I don’t make the rules” when he’s literally remaking the whole calendar

  • @marveludus
    @marveludus 2 года назад +47

    Love knowing that June was already perfect to begin with. 30 days, and a name so great it doesn't even need to be changed. My birthday is now a week after Spoon Day (and always on a Friday, heck yea)

  • @eliashornwall8546
    @eliashornwall8546 2 года назад +119

    I just wanna say, your choice of background music is GOD-tier. Especially the gen 5 sound-track sprinkled in here and there. It’s just so awesome!

    • @blockstacker5614
      @blockstacker5614 2 года назад +2

      I'm just happy I must not have been the only one to enjoy the Zelda DS games

    • @mythosarchive
      @mythosarchive 2 года назад

      jklÑjdñasñduñOI130789DKSNMXm,

    • @kaboom5567
      @kaboom5567 2 года назад

      do you know what song is playing during seasons part?

    • @eliashornwall8546
      @eliashornwall8546 2 года назад +1

      @@kaboom5567I now bequeath unto you, the Ferret theme!

  • @VivianOz-r9v
    @VivianOz-r9v 17 дней назад +1

    4:14 OMG, that is actually such an adorable Turkey!! ❤🥹

  • @Plugytheplug
    @Plugytheplug 2 года назад +539

    "The perfect sequel doesn't exist"
    Oats Jenkins: "Hold my square sheets."

    • @sodascentpack
      @sodascentpack 2 года назад +1

      the firzt comment i see is an object show fan omg hello!!!

    • @CallytheCalicoCat
      @CallytheCalicoCat 2 года назад +1

      @@sodascentpack Or a memer I had no idea what object show was until you said this but I knew the meme

    • @monjarinafsheen9867
      @monjarinafsheen9867 2 года назад +1

      Hold my bird from egypt

    • @shweta1684
      @shweta1684 11 месяцев назад

      This is unrelated but I think y’all are cultured ppl so do you know what this sound is?
      3:39

  • @sykiro4369
    @sykiro4369 2 года назад +114

    is no one going to talk about how on this calendar every month is friday the 13th I will be adopting this callernder into my life so I can watch more horror movies

  • @TheBig78sam
    @TheBig78sam 2 года назад +69

    You should add 3 more days in a week, 2 being weekends and 1 being weekday which now makes Each week 10 days to make it exactly 3 weeks In a month, for example a week might be Monday,Tuesday,Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, extra week day, Saturday, sunday, extra weekend day, extra weekend day. This also has the bonus of each month linking up as one ends on Saturday and the next starts on Sunday

    • @fasebingterfe6354
      @fasebingterfe6354 2 года назад +4

      an extra 3 days for the weekend would be dope

    • @shaky5722
      @shaky5722 2 года назад +4

      “Sunday, Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Nomday, Friday, Chipsday, Saturday, Don[e]day.” Is it good👍🏻

    • @josephcalabro2487
      @josephcalabro2487 2 года назад

      Yes

    • @ZaneAlexander996
      @ZaneAlexander996 2 года назад +2

      It $hood b base 11 tho

  • @Lemieuxponyvlogs
    @Lemieuxponyvlogs 8 месяцев назад +3

    Oats : we need a new holiday for November
    Me : fire work day

    • @Stevenufanhazel
      @Stevenufanhazel 3 месяца назад

      4th of July already IS FIREWORK DAY. SO IS NEW YEARS

  • @yunatsukii7273
    @yunatsukii7273 2 года назад +209

    Ok, this calendar is infinitely superior, but with the +6 hours, noon would be when the sun sets some years, and sometimes the middle of the night. I think we should keep leap year and just have it every eight years ands get two extra days of bonus weekend, because then we deal with it less.

    • @Knineteen19
      @Knineteen19 2 года назад +16

      Leap year birthdays are crying right now.

    • @roundabout-host
      @roundabout-host 2 года назад +13

      Actually it's 365.249 days, so they skip a leap year once in a century

    • @antman9527
      @antman9527 2 года назад +10

      @@roundabout-host yeah but actualy once every 1000 years when they are supposed to skip leap year they dont because its 365.242199 days

    • @Nalehw
      @Nalehw 2 года назад +6

      But consider all the advantages of having a Night Year!

    • @leifang1211
      @leifang1211 2 года назад +6

      We don't have to worry about leap years with a groundhog deciding on the seasons anyway.

  • @megellen5357
    @megellen5357 2 года назад +66

    My one problem with this is that each month ends on a Wednesday and starts on a Monday. So, what I suggest is you instead have there be four months (because of the four equinoxes) each being 91 days (13 weeks) long. Then, four the 1 1/4 day, make a whole new day of the week and have that be your ultimate day off. As far as holidays/birthdays have them be on the equivalent day on the new calendar. Additionally, for those born in February 29, your birthdays can now be on the ultimate day off (as that is essentially replace leap year).

    • @lucasriddle3431
      @lucasriddle3431 2 года назад +3

      Days of the week are human constructs, so there's no problem with cutting from Wednesday straight to the next Monday
      Y'know, unless you schedule something weekly in the latter half of the week.

    • @_thisnameistaken
      @_thisnameistaken 2 года назад +7

      Make each month 28 days to line up with the moon and then make each week 5 or 6 days long so it stays in line with the year

    • @lewisgale62
      @lewisgale62 2 года назад +1

      It doesn’t end in Wednesday. It starts in Sunday not Monday

  • @alpine8590
    @alpine8590 2 года назад +102

    In central Europe we ACTUALLY HAVE SOMETHING SIMILIAR TO CLOWN DAY!
    It's called fasching, it's basically Halloween but instead of creepy costumes its usually silly and stupid costumes, mostly being clowns

    • @LorenzoF06
      @LorenzoF06 2 года назад +6

      why did I read it as "fascism" lmao

    • @whales.__.arecool
      @whales.__.arecool 2 года назад +3

      @@LorenzoF06 im going to hell for laughing 💀

    • @TheSkiLiftGuy
      @TheSkiLiftGuy 2 года назад

      Lucky fuck the American government

    • @Conifer_Cons
      @Conifer_Cons 2 года назад

      @@LorenzoF06 I love fascism - where people dress up as stuiped clowns!

    • @jeniferjoseph9200
      @jeniferjoseph9200 2 года назад

      That sounds creepier than Halloween ngl

  • @Prachi11345
    @Prachi11345 9 месяцев назад +1

    You are unbelievable oats.. I'm shocked.. at the way you changed the alphabets and the calender. I found your channel the most interesting one today... Hats off to your great mind... I'll come back again on your channel and I hope you'll come with more 2nd version videos..🌼🌼🌼🌼

  • @fancyymel
    @fancyymel 2 года назад +39

    When you changed and renamed the months I was completely laughing almost too hard. I totally agree with this new sudden way of living life. Your ideas and concepts make up some total sense.

  • @GemsZone
    @GemsZone 2 года назад +29

    There is a 13 month calendar, where each month starts on a Sunday and ends on a Saturday, unlike calendar 2 you don't get the odd sat, sun, mon then sun pattern at the end of each month.

  • @AnduTheShadow
    @AnduTheShadow Месяц назад +1

    Better design: 13 months, all with 28 days (or exactly 4 weeks). This fixes the fact that you go from monday to sunday at the start of a new week. Unfortunately, bonus weekend is just a day in this design, but in leap years it's actually two, so leap years are now better! And people who were born on the 29th-31st days on the old calendar will be moved to 28th and people born on Bonus Weekend 2nd are celebrated on the normal Bonus Weekend day. Boom, all flaws fixed!

  • @BirbBoiYT
    @BirbBoiYT 2 года назад +176

    There's one massive problem I noticed with Calendar 2:
    There are two days of the week that are experienced 12 more times than all other days. Firstly, there's Sunday, which isnt much of a problem, but then there's MONDAY. Monday, commonly said to be the worst day of the week, occurs on 12 more occasions than 5 other days of the week. This will either have to be changed or the last Monday of a moth will be used for something else...
    Sounds like a perfect opportunity for _BONUS WEEKEND!!!!!_

    • @nayutaito9421
      @nayutaito9421 2 года назад +10

      In that case, just make the beginning of the week Saturday instead of Sunday, that would solve the issue.

    • @TuppyMSM
      @TuppyMSM 2 года назад +1

      birboi dude my bro my n wyh why are you on the top thats AWESOME DUDE!

    • @howdoipickaname9815
      @howdoipickaname9815 2 года назад

      @@nayutaito9421 Or we could all just do your mom

    • @al_rusty420
      @al_rusty420 2 года назад +10

      @@nayutaito9421 that’s to simple
      *May* I suggest that we just remove those days and add them on to bonus weekend so that every month is 28 days and bonus weekend is 18 days + 6 hours

    • @BirbBoiYT
      @BirbBoiYT 2 года назад

      @@TuppyMSM what how

  • @hannankruger4315
    @hannankruger4315 2 года назад +39

    The Mayas used to have a "bonus weekend" too, but instead it was 5 days at the end of the year that were considered to be of bad luck, and people were very superstitious about them, and they also had eighteen 20 day months instead

  • @totheknee
    @totheknee 2 года назад +17

    I love how every month goes from Monday to Sunday. This is such a good calendar.

  • @iwatcheverything182
    @iwatcheverything182 Год назад +1

    This guy literally could make Math look so simple. HE IS LITERALLY RIGHT ABOUT EVERYTHING.

  • @spelpotatis7240
    @spelpotatis7240 2 года назад +57

    I love how this guy is so objectively correct about absolutely everything, like even if something would be completely wrong normally, if this guy said it it would be 100% objectively correct

    • @massblabla
      @massblabla 2 года назад

      The days doesn't synchronize, like how last monday of the month was followed by sunday

  • @lightning_11
    @lightning_11 2 года назад +1889

    Are we just going to ignore the fact that _not even he uses his own improved alphabet?!?!?_

    • @webadoinc.7112
      @webadoinc.7112 2 года назад +29

      IKR

    • @Sphynxes
      @Sphynxes 2 года назад +94

      He actually does. In the subscribe part.

    • @CatlyTheCat
      @CatlyTheCat 2 года назад +107

      Yea he maid te title wrong
      It's sould be
      "I maid a BETER kalander

    • @valodia1
      @valodia1 2 года назад +26

      @@Sphynxes ONLY THAT BUT WHAT ABOUT THE REST OF THE KALENDER ITS ONLY THE OUTTRO

    • @wheleck
      @wheleck 2 года назад +14

      @@CatlyTheCat rong not wrong

  • @HeadCannon19
    @HeadCannon19 2 года назад +51

    The end of the year suffixes can be improved. 3 out of the 4 months end in -ember, so October should obviously become Octember. And in order to make the names match the numbers, September through December are now months 7-10 instead of 9-12. All other months also move up, so Jaugust is 6, July, is 5, etc, and then Marchuary is 1, February is 0, and January is -1. Also, it’s weird that Monday is followed by Sunday whenever you switch months. I think the obvious solution to this is to make every month 28 days, and add all the extra days to bonus weekend. I think that solves every problem and it is now completely perfect

    • @Firefighter_M
      @Firefighter_M 2 года назад +7

      Well, doing the 28 day thing would add 23 days to the 6 day bonus weekend, making it a bonus month with 29 days. I guess that’s fine though.

    • @zadewagstaff8089
      @zadewagstaff8089 2 года назад +3

      Well instead of having a 29 day bonus weekend you could just have 13 months and one “bonus day” it would have less of an impact on things like the operation of businesses. An extra one day would be easily implemented and not get in the way of so much

    • @artembaguinski9946
      @artembaguinski9946 2 года назад +2

      the less obvious solution is ditching wednesdays

    • @HeadCannon19
      @HeadCannon19 2 года назад +1

      @@artembaguinski9946 this i can get behind

    • @TumbleTower
      @TumbleTower 2 года назад

      The last four months end in just "ber". They are named after septem (seven), octo (eight), novem (nine) and decem (ten), but as we all know, the logic was only correct in the early Roman calendar. Having the year start in January instead of March means that the names of the "ber" months are incorrect.

  • @davidii94
    @davidii94 9 месяцев назад +1

    All 12 holidays in the oats jenkins calender:
    1. New Years Day
    2. Valentine’s Day
    3. St. Patrick’s Day
    4. Easter
    5. Oat’s Day
    6. Spoon Day
    7. Clown Day
    8. 1st Day of School
    9. Bird From Egypt Day
    10. Halloween
    11. Thanksgiving
    12. Christmas

    • @evanlovespenguins02
      @evanlovespenguins02 9 месяцев назад

      11. *bird from Egypt day

    • @alexflores2397
      @alexflores2397 3 месяца назад

      The 4th is actually Ape day, besides Easter can fall in either March or April

  • @oliviaaaa.21
    @oliviaaaa.21 2 года назад +167

    You are perfect and are objectively right about everything. No one should question you.

    • @MrKane-vx6qu
      @MrKane-vx6qu 2 года назад +4

      Agreed 𓅱

    • @mightyxt
      @mightyxt 2 года назад +1

      Says who?

    • @foxtail286
      @foxtail286 2 года назад +3

      @@mightyxt says god, the universe, anime, god again, bird from egypt (ultimate deity), allah, science and sans undertale
      source: trust me bro

    • @unofficiallybluelemonade5244
      @unofficiallybluelemonade5244 2 года назад

      UšE THE aLPABET. aND YEs, i aGREE

    • @LabScores
      @LabScores 2 года назад +1

      @@foxtail286 Source: 𓅱

  • @_satan_666_
    @_satan_666_ 2 года назад +26

    This guy is the definition of "be the change you want to see in the world".

  • @blobbycattus5274
    @blobbycattus5274 2 года назад +62

    I genuinely think that having every month start on the same day every year would be an amazing change. but you needed Egyptian bird month

  • @mackovid24.984
    @mackovid24.984 17 дней назад

    Every year about 4 billion people buy new calendars, 4 billion calendars x 12 months is 48 billion pages, one tree is about 15,000 paper, and that would be 3,200,000 trees per year. This calendar makes it so that only 3,200,000 trees will die per never. Thank you oat!

  • @obamagaming9456
    @obamagaming9456 2 года назад +247

    The extra 6 hours really deserve to be their own month. I think it would be nice if we honored a very specific group of people by naming the month Eugenemonth and then in the time leading up to the new year everyone finds someone named Eugene and lets them know they're appreciated.

    • @youremyfavoritesong9868
      @youremyfavoritesong9868 2 года назад +16

      Does your name happen to be Eugene?
      Just kidding lmao, I like that idea

    • @obamagaming9456
      @obamagaming9456 2 года назад +6

      @@youremyfavoritesong9868 My name is Jeff xDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

    • @dominionmoudabe9802
      @dominionmoudabe9802 2 года назад +5

      I feel like there should be burtinday because my birthday is on the 31st so everyone with the 31st as their bur(tin)day get it after all I dint want to be immortal

    • @coolskeletondude5902
      @coolskeletondude5902 2 года назад +1

      "hey prestonplays i appreciate you"

    • @Zachyshows
      @Zachyshows Год назад

      ​@@obamagaming9456 what's your last name?

  • @butgur
    @butgur 2 года назад +121

    is it just me or do people imagine how life would be like with these things(calendar 2 & alphabet 3)

    • @ScorpiAntt
      @ScorpiAntt 2 года назад +1

      Yo that’s what I would think lol

    • @SoshJam
      @SoshJam 2 года назад +12

      what’s alphabet 3? i think you’re thinking of the betabet

    • @Joseekins
      @Joseekins 2 года назад +1

      @@SoshJam yea

    • @nutriafachere
      @nutriafachere 2 года назад +4

      ᴡʜαᴛ ᴅᴏ ᴜ ᴍᴇᴇɴ ɪᴍαᴊɪɴ? ᴅɪŠ IŠ ᴅᴇ ʀᴇᴇʟ ᴡᴏʀʟᴅ𓄿

    • @Indecisive4734
      @Indecisive4734 2 года назад +2

      ​@@nutriafachere Wuddya mean, this is the Internet.

  • @10TARDIS
    @10TARDIS Год назад +152

    I love how the Egyptian bird makes his way into every video

  • @a37306
    @a37306 9 месяцев назад +2

    Your background at the start being the world select screen from New Super Mario Brothers Wii is very nice.

  • @livakristapsone
    @livakristapsone 2 года назад +33

    In my country, the school year starts on September 1st (or the next week day if it's a weekend). I appreciate that you made it so that every country has to follow that, I feel represented

    • @badger_games6430
      @badger_games6430 2 года назад +1

      In my country we start on the first Tuesday of September. Unless Tuesday is the 1st of September, in which case we start on Tuesday the 8th of September instead.

    • @jof4467
      @jof4467 Год назад

      @@badger_games6430 That's similar to some US states and Canada because Labor Day is the first Monday in September.

    • @badger_games6430
      @badger_games6430 Год назад

      @@jof4467 yes I am from Canada

    • @floppaandcapy
      @floppaandcapy Год назад

      I joined school on march 1st 2022

  • @user-ne4vh1it6e
    @user-ne4vh1it6e 2 года назад +28

    Fun fact: Every year that is evenly divisible by 4 is a leap year, but every year that is evenly divisible by 100 is NOT a leap year, but every year that is evenly divisible by 400 IS a leap year.

  • @jkcurran9
    @jkcurran9 2 года назад +289

    The fact that he made Ape Day on 4/20 makes the calendar even better.

    • @rasmele6007
      @rasmele6007 2 года назад +17

      He didn't even acknowledge that 420 already is a holiday. 🤔

    • @jctubezzz
      @jctubezzz 2 года назад +4

      German Mustache Man's bday

    • @catra1733
      @catra1733 2 года назад +2

      …two holidays in one 💃

    • @jennymarie0228
      @jennymarie0228 2 года назад

      WAIT I DIDNT REALIZE THAT LOL

    • @rasmele6007
      @rasmele6007 2 года назад +3

      @@jctubezzz no it is not what I was referring to. I was talking to all the stoners out there

  • @artusking9747
    @artusking9747 Год назад +1

    Having the days of the week always change is good cause if they didn't there would be people who never have birthday on the weekend.

  • @chaedr7694
    @chaedr7694 2 года назад +15

    the quality of your videos is incredible. stock image editing is my absolute favorite genre of comedy so i'm so glad i stumbled upon your channel. absolutely amazing content keep it up

    • @ElusivG
      @ElusivG 2 года назад

      He forgot Easter is in April

  • @samfam5208
    @samfam5208 2 года назад +96

    why dont we use 28 days a month andintroduce a new month named jenkins month. and that 6hrs will be in that jenkinmonth.and we dont find problem of repeating sunday after monday and before month while the month is ending. just 13*28=364 and then additional 6hrs is in new month called oats period which comes after 4 years which is of one day

    • @samfam5208
      @samfam5208 2 года назад +3

      then we can also use same calender for every month and can save even more tree's

    • @MuktiLuv
      @MuktiLuv 2 года назад +2

      you cant add 6hrs or the morning of all day the next year start 6 hours later, you MUST add a full day.... Last Sunday can be 48/72hours though ;-)

    • @locomotivetrainstation6053
      @locomotivetrainstation6053 2 года назад

      The last Sunday (Dec 29) is 48 hours long

    • @MuktiLuv
      @MuktiLuv 2 года назад

      @@locomotivetrainstation6053 yeap... thats still the 28th though... 28Part2

    • @samfam5208
      @samfam5208 2 года назад

      @@locomotivetrainstation6053 exactly after four years jenkin day comes

  • @Vexillographer
    @Vexillographer 2 года назад +46

    This was mind-blowing. I'd award him the Nobel Prize but the Nobel Prize itself needs to be fixed by Oats Jenkins first

  • @moderbash9684
    @moderbash9684 9 месяцев назад +1

    You are objectively right about everything I'm having oats for dinner everyday

  • @EastCoastShorts
    @EastCoastShorts 2 года назад +83

    I just realized that ‘Let me check my calendar’ is the adult version of ‘Let me ask my mom.

  • @avila5486
    @avila5486 2 года назад +42

    The problem I see is that the 30-day calendar has a discontinues flow in the week-days. Sunday the 29th, Monday the 30th, Sunday the 1st? I would propose a day division like the "solar calendar" by Moses B. Cotsworth, first presented in the early 20th century. He divided each month into 28 days, and each year has therefore 13 months. This will present us with 364 days, so we would have one "bonus weekend"-day for New Year's Eve at the end of the year.
    13 months also means 1 more holiday!
    And whilst we are at it: We need to change the spelling of Wednesday! My personal favoured is When's-Day. What do you guys think?

    • @gowildler
      @gowildler 2 года назад +3

      German calls it _Mittwoch_ which means “midweek”.

    • @gowildler
      @gowildler 2 года назад +1

      @Salma Elnaddab Wet NES Day? As in, Soaked Nintendo Entertainment System Day?

    • @dragonex4723
      @dragonex4723 2 года назад +2

      @@gowildler man are you ready for that party on Wet NES Day
      Better bring your gloves to not get electrocuted

    • @YourAverageLink
      @YourAverageLink Год назад

      Eh, then you have a prime number of months in a year, so you can't really divide them up like how 3 months right now are a season. My solution at that point would be to do away with 7 day weeks entirely (because they're similarly bad) and have 5 6 day weeks per month, with 5 or 6 extra days at the end.

    • @alexflores2397
      @alexflores2397 Год назад

      What day of the week would bonus weekend be then

  • @SuperStarStudiosPlush
    @SuperStarStudiosPlush 2 года назад +595

    I love how he had to make up a holiday for April, even though Easter and April Fools exist xD

  • @MrEMyt-c5o
    @MrEMyt-c5o 12 дней назад +1

    I LOVE this new calendar

  • @lilytrelease9013
    @lilytrelease9013 2 года назад +38

    As a leap year child, I'm not even upset about my birthday considering it was added to Bonus Weekend; honestly, I consider it an upgrade

    • @a-random._account1
      @a-random._account1 Год назад

      *WHY DID HE MAKE LEAP YEAR CHILDREN JOIN BURTON ???*

    • @zaida._xoxo
      @zaida._xoxo Год назад

      your a leap year child?? thats so cool! even though prolly you have heard that a million times- do you normally celebrate on feb 29 or march 1st? and do you have an extra special party on leap year? :D

  • @B.C.R_0714
    @B.C.R_0714 2 года назад +70

    We need this man he fixes everything and makes THEM SO MUCH BETTER.

    • @abxy_real_official_since2020
      @abxy_real_official_since2020 2 года назад

      βεταβετ
      Calendar 2
      Both are s***

    • @idekanmyore7332
      @idekanmyore7332 2 года назад

      exactly, without him id have to start school in january, or febuary or sometimes even march. who the hell starts school in march??? then have like 3 weeks out of school in july and go back some random day in august until like november or december. schools are very inconsistent where i live

    • @Drew_The_Plug
      @Drew_The_Plug 2 года назад

      No!

    • @abxy_real_official_since2020
      @abxy_real_official_since2020 2 года назад

      @@Drew_The_Plug I agree

  • @avaarrow7478
    @avaarrow7478 2 года назад +36

    I love how he demonstrated the seasons with a practice pad and a Pokémon ball. Percussionist UNITEEE!

    • @BlinkTvvice
      @BlinkTvvice 2 года назад

      PERCUSSIONISTS UNITEEEEEEEEEE! (intense flam->drumroll)

    • @avaarrow7478
      @avaarrow7478 2 года назад

      @@BlinkTvvice whooo! Drumroll< what’s your favorite instrument? I’m probably drums or marimba. Maybe bells. I like the keyboard instruments.

  • @theamazon915
    @theamazon915 8 месяцев назад +1

    I agree with the bonus weekend it makes a lot of sense

  • @TheCoroboCorner
    @TheCoroboCorner 2 года назад +40

    I like this calendar. Because there are no leap years, it grants people who were born on leap days immortal life! I can't believe you've managed to solve death; you should be given a Nobel Prize!

    • @trainlagthegame
      @trainlagthegame 2 года назад

      nice

    • @C.C.Mousse
      @C.C.Mousse 2 года назад +1

      No, people born on leap day always come to me and “hahaha, you are 1 day till the leap day hahaha you don’t belong to our leap gang” that just casually make me wanna break their toes and fingers

    • @WhizzKid2012
      @WhizzKid2012 7 месяцев назад

      But we have February 30!

  • @toasterwaffl
    @toasterwaffl 2 года назад +10

    The 2 days at the end of each month are sunday and monday, which don't make any sense to just be ignored at the start of the next month. Instead we should remove them and add 24 days to bonus weekend. Also we should bring back leap year, but only so that we getan even longer bonus weekend.

  • @Football_Edits_Jr
    @Football_Edits_Jr Год назад +104

    I like how every months ends on Monday and then starts on Sunday

  • @Macthefrog-oc4tg
    @Macthefrog-oc4tg 8 месяцев назад +1

    His drawing of a spoon looks like a music note. I PERNONCE JUNE 6 AS SPOON MUSIC DAY!!!

  • @kontinqman8033
    @kontinqman8033 2 года назад +17

    you are never wrong HAIL JENKINS OUR NEW WORLD TEACHER

  • @jesseyu162
    @jesseyu162 Год назад +22

    7:41 But that would create a paradox because then the first day of school is in September, which means you get ANOTHER holiday. This means that no one ever has to go to school, because it’s always a holiday.

    • @CalebN.
      @CalebN. 8 месяцев назад +1

      And without school, you won’t get a job (Unless you make a RUclips video that gets super popular.) , or money, and maybe a home.

    • @chirstinaramos8042
      @chirstinaramos8042 5 месяцев назад

      Yes, it's true.

  • @-FutureTaken-
    @-FutureTaken- 2 года назад +69

    The bonus weekend shouldve gotten its own month called Bluth with exciting holidays like “why is scott wearing that hat day” and “empathy”

    • @NF8
      @NF8 2 года назад

      YES

    • @asaghcfgdfuyvhrghflowey9997
      @asaghcfgdfuyvhrghflowey9997 Год назад

      Shit up Burton

    • @theprotnt596
      @theprotnt596 Год назад +1

      What is the reasoning behind the name

    • @NF8
      @NF8 Год назад +2

      @@theprotnt596 It's a joke from a different channel called Scott The Woz

  • @GTBHazardess
    @GTBHazardess Месяц назад

    "So I am clearly qualified to tamper with time itself"
    new favourite quote

  • @shotgunnsavage
    @shotgunnsavage 2 года назад +24

    This man is gonna make Earth 2 at this rate.

    • @terraspace1100
      @terraspace1100 2 года назад

      In 2033: I Made a BETTER Martian Calendar!

  • @NickWrightDataYT
    @NickWrightDataYT 2 года назад +10

    I like how he started out making logical changes, realized that's not actually what he was making this video to do, and then went off the rails

  • @owendtz3626
    @owendtz3626 2 года назад +9

    If you add 6 hrs to the 5th day of bonus weekend, it would ruin everything because every day would start at 6am instead of 12am. The next year starts at 12pm, etc. it’s basically the more complicated version of daylight savings

    • @WhizzKid2012
      @WhizzKid2012 7 месяцев назад

      Just pull the earth and sun a bit to catch up with those hours.

  • @Shulk_Monado
    @Shulk_Monado Год назад +1

    Oats is the best history teacher

  • @flyingduck91
    @flyingduck91 2 года назад +23

    I thought this would be a joke but before bonus features this is genuinely, no joke, actually better than the current calendar, the only thing I would change is changing the name of "jmay" to just "jay"

  • @Brownyan
    @Brownyan 2 года назад +65

    I like how inbetween normal leap years everyone just collectively agrees to do everything at night

    • @jof4467
      @jof4467 Год назад

      Either that or the dates just change in the middle of the day.

  • @mariachrzski18
    @mariachrzski18 2 года назад +20

    The way I would fix the calendar is as follows: Every month has 28 days (so that we always go in the order of weekdays) The 29th through 31st of each old month go towards a 13th month. That leaves us with the last month having 29 days! And I'm stealing your 6 extra hours on the last day idea too.

    • @Kiwi-zr3pd
      @Kiwi-zr3pd 2 года назад

      and the 29th is also a saturday so it keeps the week cycle with the 13th month being called jemberuary

  • @DNDTEX
    @DNDTEX 7 месяцев назад +1

    When u talked about the month thing I imagined after a month ends July Tuesday --> Sunday AND YOU DID WHAT MY MIND DID

    • @DNDTEX
      @DNDTEX 7 месяцев назад

      LIKE HES LITERALLY READING MY MIND

  • @karmathechaoticidiot7898
    @karmathechaoticidiot7898 2 года назад +10

    It just goes to show he is always right and we shouldn’t even question it.

  • @tonysmith3929
    @tonysmith3929 2 года назад +9

    change for Calendar 3:
    if every month ends on a Monday, how does every month begin on a sunday.
    get rid of all the 29th and 30ths. compile them into a new additional month of 24 days. add four of the other five bonus days. 28 days. Then just turn that one leftover 29th into a void that has no weekday. It's the leap year day but it's every year (sometimes it's just longer than other time). it's not a part of any month or any day of the week. it's void day. so the last day of the year would be on the last saturday (of december or the additional month), then void day, then jan 1st on sunday.

    • @misshollis7547
      @misshollis7547 Год назад

      Instead of a Void Day, we should have a Bonus Saturday

  • @munshi_man9736
    @munshi_man9736 2 года назад +6

    *Thank you of taking care of the calendar for us, we got too tired to change it up and make it better. P.S. You are objectively right about everything.*

  • @mackovid24.984
    @mackovid24.984 Год назад +6

    Your art skills are tremendous.

  • @Sebnaticus
    @Sebnaticus 2 года назад +52

    Isn’t it funny how the beginnings of the months just don’t match the end of the previous months? 😂
    Edit 1: YARR 52 likes? YARR!

  • @alfie.higgs5
    @alfie.higgs5 2 года назад +7

    This dude just makes things better and makes it look easy!

  • @YamamotoTV2021
    @YamamotoTV2021 2 года назад +33

    3:14 You cannot add six hours to a calendar date 𓅱 That would mean that the following year the day would start around sunrise, then around noon, and then around sunset 𓅱 Messing around with the clocks/calendars does NOT affect the rotation of the earth 𓅱 Also - having every month start on a Sunday means that Friday the 13th is going to happen every month 𓅱

    • @oscarheller6310
      @oscarheller6310 2 года назад +10

      This calendar is perfect, Who cares about "science" or whatever they call it nowadays,

    • @Indecisive4734
      @Indecisive4734 2 года назад +1

      ​@@oscarheller6310 Srsly, what will I do with you?

    • @eatavocados7438
      @eatavocados7438 2 года назад +6

      Yeah i think adding a 6th day to BONUS WEEKEND would be a better idea

    • @locomotivetrainstation6053
      @locomotivetrainstation6053 2 года назад +2

      Agreed the sun would typically rise around 1PM-2PM (since it's in december)

    • @felipevasconcelos6736
      @felipevasconcelos6736 2 года назад +3

      The 6-hour offset cycle would be a needless disruption, but things would still work. Someone who’s annoyed at leap years would certainly despise having midnight, dawn, noon, and dusk years, which are orders of magnitude more annoying, but not to the point of impracticality.
      Like we do with leap years, there would probably be rules about when to not add those 6 hours (since 356 days and 6 hours is an overestimate), just like we have the rule about skipping 3 leap years every century. And in practice, adding 6 hours to a day every year would be just an aesthetic change: if you have lunch around 1 _post meridiem_ on midnight years, you’d have it on 7 _ante crepusculum_ on dawn years, 1 _ante mediam noctem_ on noon days, and 7 _post diluculum_ on dusk years; that is, around an hour past noon. The only thing that changes is that the switch would be 6 times as annoying as daylight savings.

  • @little-wytch
    @little-wytch 2 месяца назад

    This type of calendar has already been done and is still used in some places, but they call the 5 extra days an extra month instead even tho it's super short. A better calendar would be the International Fixed Calendar. Instead of 5 extra days, it has 1 extra day at the end which is new years day, and acts as a sort of "day 0" in that it doesn't belong to any month or week. It's a 13-month calendar where every month has 28 days and a Friday the 13th. The only drawback to it is that it still has a leap year every 4 years, but instead of being added to one month in particular, it's another free day between 2 months similar to new years day. since it's still a 365-day year, to convert birthdays, just figure out how many days into a year your birthday falls, and then it will be the same day every year. To make this more fun, combine the International Fixed Calendar with the Holocene Era (aka Human Era or HE for short) calendar which just adds 10,000 years to the year with year 0 representing the first human construction of a temple (gobeckli tepi I think, tho I'm sure I butchered the spelling). So when I'm writing this comment, it's 12,024 instead of 2024 😛

  • @RottenLemonOnTheSideOfTheRoad
    @RottenLemonOnTheSideOfTheRoad Год назад +19

    If I showed this to myself 5 years ago I would be a time traveller

  • @Hi_Brien
    @Hi_Brien 2 года назад +8

    I really like how the last day of every month is a monday. And the first day of every month is a Sunday. See it's nice because we skip 6 days every month

    • @terraspace1100
      @terraspace1100 2 года назад

      January = starts in Sunday
      February = starts in Tuesday
      March = starts in Thursday
      April = starts in Saturday
      May = starts in Monday
      June = starts in Wednesday
      July = starts in Friday
      August = starts in Sunday
      September = starts in Tuesday
      October = starts in Thursday
      November = starts in Saturday
      December = starts in Monday and ends with Tuesday
      BONUS WEEKEND = starts in Saturday and ends in Saturday

  • @micro_is_missing
    @micro_is_missing 2 года назад +7

    the month always ends on a monday (bad) and then goes straight to sunday, i think we can fix this by changing all the last mondays to SATURDAY 2!! now it makes sense, and there's more weekend!!

  • @TruthMadeHuman
    @TruthMadeHuman 2 года назад +20

    I like how in 8:51 he says "I don't make the rules"
    Yet he's making rules the entire video.

    • @ayetimes2
      @ayetimes2 2 года назад +4

      I Turned on timed comments just for this comment

    • @zachshows2597
      @zachshows2597 8 месяцев назад

      Me to

  • @SeanMacadelic
    @SeanMacadelic 2 года назад +36

    “First number that shows up on this thing is 20…”
    Literally highlights the “four”.
    Side note: Happy Clown Day everybody

  • @SaysFrenzee
    @SaysFrenzee 2 года назад +8

    Oats- messing with time isnt really the best-
    oh who am i kidding its the best idea ever made

  • @bread_drawz
    @bread_drawz 2 месяца назад

    You are absolutely correct, this should definitely be the new calendar

  • @gideonebeling
    @gideonebeling 2 года назад +12

    In all seriousness, this is actually a really good calendar (except for the extra 6 hours on Bonus Saturday 5)

    • @DanielScholtus
      @DanielScholtus 2 года назад +1

      And that there's a 2 day week at the end of each month...