The eye doctor bit killed me! 🤣🤣🤣 my wifes eye doctor said some unprofessional but honest shit to me. She tested my wifes vision and before giving us the results she turned to me and said "Are you terrified when shes driving?" And i slowly turned and looked at my wife wide eyed and said "See! Im not crazy!!!!! Ur driving is terrifying!"
Mine was surprised I could walk to the appointment without grasses on, it's like they got an extra course on how to say anything that come to their mind on those appointments
Every gang member does that M.O.B (member of Bloods) = “officer this tattoo means Mind Over Body” S.M.M (sex money murder) = “officer this means self made man” 🙄
The fact that his attorney really did say that was what thug meant to the judge is the most bizarre signs of the times for me 😂 I would’ve thought Josh were embellishing if I had not heard it with my own eyes
Always look forward to these! The glasses story reminds me of when I lost my glasses and went to new eye doctor, after he finishes the test he looks at me and says "do you drive", I said "no", to which he paused and said "maybe that's for the best" 😂
My glasses broke one time and I went to get an eye exam and after the exam. Once they got my prescription they straight up said "oh my God how can you even see right now" 🤣🤣
Kiddo listen I said the same thing about Bo Burnham a few years back but a friend showed me some old school comics like Robin Williams George Carlin and Richard Pryor the old heads were just on a different level and they had years of material dude is one of the best living comedians but he hasn't been out long enough to be the most prolific just yet same with bo Burnham
Once the wife and I were driving along a river, my wife said that looks like fun. I asked what's that? She pointed towards the river and said canoeing. I looked and asked what canoe? She said the one with three people in it. I looked again no canoe in sight, but I did see three ducks in a row.
@@temitopeej8407 oh yeah, he gave me the rundown of what warning signs to watch for for a detaching retina and sent me to an opthalmologist! it was just a little jarring at the time!
Nice setting. This set was fire. When Josh is killing, he is KILLING it. Also love how he refuses to cement the jokes together. Just lose gems one upon another, but the structure stands. GOAT in the making.
I'm guessing with lighting on stage he would not be able to see much of the audience anyway. Plus it's easier to film him without glare without the glasses. That said, I'll try to remember to reply when I see him in person in April!
Josh, I love that you bring out new jokes every week and it's a banger every single time. When will Netflix finally give my favourite comedian a netflix special?
Laughed the whole time- especially at those sexy contact faces! It's so TRUE! I even had an optometrist appointment last week, so I felt this set for real. I want to see what the peanut gallery finally picked for Josh though! Glasses are the best XD
The variety and randomness of this set was chatotic but in a good way. Every pivot still matched the energy from the previous joke but you could have also taken each joke even further... its like these sets are just clips from a full comedy special each week... amazing talent. A thin gold frame for your glasses would suit you and your energy...in the shape and size that works best for you.
You can add this to the xanthum gum part. "And then you have that one waitress who's super homeopathic and gets all her research off of Facebook responding 'Oh, I heard they put xanthum gum in corn'" "Damn it, that is SO not true, and you are REALLY not helping!" because my uncle now feels validated in asking about absolutely everything, EVERY time!" This set was fantastic, thank you for always sharing all your sets on RUclips, you are such an awesome story teller of a comedian, my favorite kind. The kind of comedian who narrates life's experiences and reads back life with the element of comedy that makes it all the more hilarious.
My friend said, "it's not that bad (contacts) after a while you get a callus on your eyeball." Thats a direct quote. I was like "You are not selling it. I would actually put that in the negative column."
The weird laughs from the crowd have me on the edge of my seat, love the subtle dig he throws at their racism. Checking how far gone the crowd is from the subject, then giving them some information so they can keep up with him. Masterful work
😂😂😂😂😂 the attorney's definition of "thug"... I just can't....😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 Pls, we need to protect Josh at all costs. I'll help him cross the street, I'll read for him... anything he needs!
Yo Josh... I stumbled on to one of your videos mistakenly, in hooked... You are truthful hilarious... I don't know how you are not an household name... I look forward to seeing you live... Keep up the good work
I just come from the Kendrick/Drake ( Doing a J.J marathon because I can) "Young thug is a Rapper" I love the dedication to be inclusive and funny as hell
Dude. Young Thug wore glasses. That's your style. Intellectual, young, modern. Done. If you're forced to be compared to someone else anyway, why the eff not?
The optometrist was probably so apologetic, because that way it seems less likely they're trying to scam you into buying glasses, and also how ridiculously expensive they are.
Omfg yas!!! I've had a crush on Josh since like 2017 or something lmao but it didn't have nothing to do with the daily show 😅I didn't even watch the daily show then... He was a guest on my friend Matthew Belair's RUclips channel and holy shyte he had me crying laughing and thinking bad things about him 😆 🫦 almost got myself pregnant that night 🫄🏽🫄🏽 😂😂😂
Thank you for putting out such consistent and hilarious videos! Every time something crazy happens in the news it only takes you a few days to react and put out a funny bit about it - keep up the amazing work!
Thugger has one of the most beautiful and simple lines about God I've ever heard from a rapper. He said "told God if I get an iced out watch I wont be late". If that's not truly humble under God, idk what is.
Thanks for watching friends! Make sure to like and subscribe Heights NJ is on sale now! www.bananascomedyclub.com/events/84792
Thanks Josh! Happy Holidays!
where IS the MICHIGAN,
DATE/s ??? 🤔🤬🤔🤬🤔🤬pls 🤗🙏✌️
Josh you grown man got his hair like a eleven old black girl
@@runoz2839 factz
You have become like one of my top five favorite comedians of all time ! I appreciate you!!
The guy that can't breathe between most of his ha ha ha's, but finishes laughing into the start of each joke, got his money's worth.
I noticed his laugh! Very unique, loved that he enjoyed himself.
I know he had a good time😭
Thought it was peter griffin in tha crowd 😂
Was that you?
@@mattwhaley1865Wish it was me.
His lawyer said pushing P is short for “pushing positivity” 😊
😂😂😂😂
It is 🙏🏾
😂😂 50 cent being glass half full ☺️
That explains what Kendrick was talking about
😇 😂
The jokes are on point, like usual. But the laugh of these people is killing me😂
They are so drunk!
@@jedwing and probably some drugs were involved.
Good content, happy but uncomfortable crowd :)
The dude going "....hah.....hah..."😂😂😂
Dude right? Fucking seagulls
Props to the guy whose laugh sounds like one of those screaming rubber chicken toys, he keeps getting the air squeezed out of him😂
Bro was killing that man 😂😂😂
lol
This comment caught me by surprise, I laughed hard which woke my sleeping child and got my husband angry at me 💀
@@vitaaviandhono2506 I’m honored to have surprised someone to that extent😂
I thought they let a goose in
"Fox News placeholder" 😂 when the throwaway opening line is a masterpiece.
Just what I thought.
Incredible.
perfect
“Little I Did It” when I say I died 😂😂😂😂
for real
The eye doctor bit killed me! 🤣🤣🤣 my wifes eye doctor said some unprofessional but honest shit to me. She tested my wifes vision and before giving us the results she turned to me and said "Are you terrified when shes driving?" And i slowly turned and looked at my wife wide eyed and said "See! Im not crazy!!!!! Ur driving is terrifying!"
😂😂😂
That’s some grade a eye doctor humor
Mine was surprised I could walk to the appointment without grasses on, it's like they got an extra course on how to say anything that come to their mind on those appointments
@@black-nailslol laughter is good for the soul.
When I say I dropped my phone and couldn't feel for it bc I couldnt see through the tears whilst hearing the bit. 😂😂😂
Josh is the most consistent comedian right now. He's always putting out new content and it's always funny.
Right? How does someone have new material every time they go on stage and every joke is a hit?
Yes I live for consistency. I was just complaining about the lack of consistency these days
His work is like an uncensored SNL skit
FACTS!!!😂😂😂😂😂🤌👏👏👏👏
I've never seen a comedian comment on current events so much and it not get boring or repetitive. He's really honing a craft
the thug acronym part of that case really did happen. RICO wild
Every gang member does that
M.O.B (member of Bloods) = “officer this tattoo means Mind Over Body”
S.M.M (sex money murder) = “officer this means self made man”
🙄
T.H.U.G: Truly Humble Under God 😂 😂 😂 😂 this dude here never misses
Oh that part was actually the lawyer! The lawyer truly said that! With a diagram no less 😂 👏
That sound alike an album or a band name.
"Get this man in the booth, see what else he's cookin' up"... the rapping attorney lol
The fact that his attorney really did say that was what thug meant to the judge is the most bizarre signs of the times for me 😂 I would’ve thought Josh were embellishing if I had not heard it with my own eyes
This actually happened? This lawyer waited all his life for a case like this.
The fact that it actually happened makes it even more hilarious 😂😂😂
I too thought it was a joke.
Move over, Johnnie Cochran. There's a new line in town.
Heard it with your own *eyes* , huh?
@@enzomthethwa5861he got those new smart eyes with the mic on them so you can hear.
Always look forward to these! The glasses story reminds me of when I lost my glasses and went to new eye doctor, after he finishes the test he looks at me and says "do you drive", I said "no", to which he paused and said "maybe that's for the best" 😂
I was told the same thing 😂😂😂😭😭😭
@@TheKemiYusuf 😳😳🤣🤣🤣
Wooooooow! For real? Wow...
lmaooo
😂
The dude going "hah" is killing me bro😂
Did you hear him... Lil 'I Did It'😂😂😂😂
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
I thought it was just me....
My glasses broke one time and I went to get an eye exam and after the exam. Once they got my prescription they straight up said "oh my God how can you even see right now" 🤣🤣
Same here
God I feel this. My glasses broke when I worked at a gas station and I looked crazy. I squinted at everything like I just ate a lemon.
@@callmecharlie99 it's really like that though, everything is a blur
Same here. I went two years without mine. Don’t know how I even saw anything. 😂😂😂😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣
When are they gunna give this man his Netflix special already?!
Nooooo, I don’t have a Netflix subscription
@@3peanpod I'll give you my login credentials 😅
He does have a Peacock special that came out this year. Josh Johnson: Up Here Killing Myself
@@ratemo1797tyyyyy NBC did us a favor
right, Already !!!
Josh is getting finer every single week my goodness
😅😅😅girl, ask him for his P.O. Box address to mail them draws. Gawwwwdamn 😅😅😅
Can't wait to see him with glasses...
🖤
Young Thug's lawyer is going down on a list of most iconic lawyers for that one
Lol you don’t even know the half of it fr
Bars for all the slang young thug uses that lawyer is amazing
Bro if you watch the trail his lawyer is spitting for real
Right under Saul Goodman
Up there with the Rob Kardashians and Johnnie Cochrans of the world
Josh never misses. Most prolific comic
Young thug does 😂
Kiddo listen I said the same thing about Bo Burnham a few years back but a friend showed me some old school comics like Robin Williams George Carlin and Richard Pryor the old heads were just on a different level and they had years of material dude is one of the best living comedians but he hasn't been out long enough to be the most prolific just yet same with bo Burnham
💯💯💯
@@nicto13Bo Burnham still does comedy? I remember him from the Dane Cook and Daniel Tosh days.
@@barrysanders35😂
Josh is getting glasses! We've all come so far on this journey together
Once the wife and I were driving along a river, my wife said that looks like fun.
I asked what's that? She pointed towards the river and said canoeing.
I looked and asked what canoe? She said the one with three people in it.
I looked again no canoe in sight, but I did see three ducks in a row.
Hardest working comedian out there, no one else has this much material. ❤
Thanks Josh for giving me 13 minutes of giggles 😊
Truly Humble Under God
Lil' "I Did It" 😂😂😂😂
Josh's SMILE is sooooo warm & inviting... Beautiful !!! 😁😁😁
I mean he is very good looking so yh
@@jordandavis3867 there are ppl w/ nice smiles but *NOT* so pleasant on the 👀's
(l👀ks) but still have a smile beautiful~ nonetheless...🤨
Agreed.
For real 💕✌️
He never disappoints. His comedy is natural
Mans was laughing like a rubber chicked the whole time. Jash is the best
I'm just glad even poultry get tickets to see my man JJ.
You're going to look good in glasses, my dude. You've had many looks over time and this might turn into the best one yet.
I saw my optometrist a couple weeks ago and he told me I had a hole in my retina so SO casually😂 there's no in between lol
That’s crazy. I hope they explained what that means for your eye sight.
@@temitopeej8407 oh yeah, he gave me the rundown of what warning signs to watch for for a detaching retina and sent me to an opthalmologist! it was just a little jarring at the time!
You commented this so SO casually 😂
Nice setting.
This set was fire. When Josh is killing, he is KILLING it. Also love how he refuses to cement the jokes together. Just lose gems one upon another, but the structure stands. GOAT in the making.
Anyone else concerned that Josh has been joking about how bad his eyes are for years and we’ve still never seen him wear glasses? 👀
I'm guessing with lighting on stage he would not be able to see much of the audience anyway. Plus it's easier to film him without glare without the glasses. That said, I'll try to remember to reply when I see him in person in April!
Heard of contact lenses? Also, there is an anti-glare type of lens you can get-I have been getting it for 30 years in my glasses.
@@aaabbb8812 in the set he literally says he cant do contacts lol
No
@@royalpeaches7183 so he is winging it. Hope he has a dog
the speed with this guy puts out new routines is insane and they are bangers every time
Josh, I love that you bring out new jokes every week and it's a banger every single time.
When will Netflix finally give my favourite comedian a netflix special?
This man doesn’t write his shit down, he just goes up stage and speaks gold into the mic
He does write it down, I've seen him comment about it. But he makes us think he doesn't by making it conversational. That's how damn good he is ❤
@@TheDreamFairy439 he’s a writer fr
This guy needs to be a regular on Bill Burr's podcast. Imagine the two of them in one room, ranting about the news... the hilarity. The outrage!
nonstop new material. Josh is absolutely killing it rn.
He is so consistently on point and hilarious 😂😂 "come swim to daddy" really took me by surprise 😂😂
Laughed the whole time- especially at those sexy contact faces! It's so TRUE! I even had an optometrist appointment last week, so I felt this set for real. I want to see what the peanut gallery finally picked for Josh though! Glasses are the best XD
Associating mythology with bad eye sight is fucking gold lol
The variety and randomness of this set was chatotic but in a good way. Every pivot still matched the energy from the previous joke but you could have also taken each joke even further... its like these sets are just clips from a full comedy special each week... amazing talent.
A thin gold frame for your glasses would suit you and your energy...in the shape and size that works best for you.
Boss man delivering it yet again
This is better than what the audience is giving
"Lil' I Did It" 😂😂😂😂
damn the take on myths had me screaming 😂😂😂
Who's in here waiting right now and not saying anything 😂😂
Josh is a comedy monster. Always epic.
Bruce Rivers is a criminal lawyer on RUclips that goes over how ridiculous the case is lol
🎶 who is he? 🎶
@@kaboomski81what he do
And he’s gonna react to all the self snitching 🎵
You can add this to the xanthum gum part. "And then you have that one waitress who's super homeopathic and gets all her research off of Facebook responding 'Oh, I heard they put xanthum gum in corn'" "Damn it, that is SO not true, and you are REALLY not helping!" because my uncle now feels validated in asking about absolutely everything, EVERY time!"
This set was fantastic, thank you for always sharing all your sets on RUclips, you are such an awesome story teller of a comedian, my favorite kind. The kind of comedian who narrates life's experiences and reads back life with the element of comedy that makes it all the more hilarious.
One of the best comedians working today
My friend said, "it's not that bad (contacts) after a while you get a callus on your eyeball." Thats a direct quote. I was like "You are not selling it. I would actually put that in the negative column."
The weird laughs from the crowd have me on the edge of my seat, love the subtle dig he throws at their racism. Checking how far gone the crowd is from the subject, then giving them some information so they can keep up with him. Masterful work
What? Can you elaborate? I'm genuinely interested how you see it this way. I'm missing something.
Nah fr what is he talking about
Fr bro he made the crowd the joke once they laughed and fell for his racist joke this is masterful work honestly
Give it up for those of us who don’t see well! 😂😂😂
😂😂😂😂😂 the attorney's definition of "thug"... I just can't....😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Pls, we need to protect Josh at all costs. I'll help him cross the street, I'll read for him... anything he needs!
Lil I Did it” bro don’t ever stop comedy 😂
Yo Josh... I stumbled on to one of your videos mistakenly, in hooked... You are truthful hilarious... I don't know how you are not an household name... I look forward to seeing you live... Keep up the good work
"I know it's not how it goes, but it's fun to imagine" is a seductive rabbit hole in so many situations 😁
Love button ....for Josh, on repeat, always!
The colors and lighting for this set are so beautiful. Wow.
"He was a young man who does the raps." That was great.
Josh is always interesting. he cheers me up! and seems like a mighty nice man, which helps with the "feel good".
I love this! Looking forward to getting tickets for your show near me. You are a wonderful talent Josh.
I just come from the Kendrick/Drake
( Doing a J.J marathon because I can)
"Young thug is a Rapper" I love the dedication to be inclusive and funny as hell
That poor man being slowly murdered throughout the entire show.
😂😂😂
The centaur joke did it for me 🤣🤣
Oh my god! You are making me laugh out loud at work. This is some well written comedy.
There’s one lady in the back that has a laugh like one of those ducks you squeeze and it makes a noise as it reinflates
😂😅
I was putting on contacts while Josh was talking about it. I was all self conscious of how I was putting then in!🤣
the jokes paired with the laughs have me in tears😭
the yung thug not just being a fox news headline... damn you might be my fav comic.
Josh is the new , I just want him to know I have thumbs upped every video and i am a great valet, secretary, and personal assistant
@10:43 The earnest affirmation of "Yep" is solid
Dude. Young Thug wore glasses. That's your style. Intellectual, young, modern. Done. If you're forced to be compared to someone else anyway, why the eff not?
I can’t wait! You are awesome.
Young Thug’s lawyer was just taken into custody for contempt of court 😂😂😂
This Man’s consistency is commendable
Josh Johnson is how I get the majority of my news these days
That lady laughing seems to be in almost all his videos 😂😂😂
The optometrist was probably so apologetic, because that way it seems less likely they're trying to scam you into buying glasses, and also how ridiculously expensive they are.
Somebody laughing threw a trumpet😂💀💀💀💀💀💀
“I wonder what that car was like, what was the pep talk” lmaoooo
Lil' I Did It😂😂😂😂😂😂
I love that you never mock your audience. Those Ha Ha's throughout would have been too tempting for many. You are a gem! ❤
Thanks!
Dear Josh Johnson, was very depressed today and you have really lifted my spirits up. Thank you for your art! One love from UK x
I worked at a doctor office for four years and the optometrist jokes were hilarious.
I really like the filming of this 🎉 jokes and quality on point.
That smile after the xanthan gum joke.
_Is this what boyband groupies feel?_ 😍
Omfg yas!!! I've had a crush on Josh since like 2017 or something lmao but it didn't have nothing to do with the daily show 😅I didn't even watch the daily show then... He was a guest on my friend Matthew Belair's RUclips channel and holy shyte he had me crying laughing and thinking bad things about him 😆 🫦 almost got myself pregnant that night 🫄🏽🫄🏽 😂😂😂
Josh looking more like ASAP Rocky everyday
When I got my first pair of contacts it took me a good couple of weeks to adjust. I hated my glasses so much that I was going to figure it out. Lol
Getting people with strange laughs may be the best way to market your comedy.
Lil I did it!! 😂😂😂😂
I already know this is gonna be good 🤣🙈😭
To be fair - I make the same face putting on mascara as I do putting in contacts 😂
Impressive that your eyes can handle both! (Mine cannot.)
Me too 😂
Thank you for putting out such consistent and hilarious videos! Every time something crazy happens in the news it only takes you a few days to react and put out a funny bit about it - keep up the amazing work!
Yo, 1:05 "when we see him, do not ask if that's him!" 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭
Whatever it is you're working on, this is gonna be good.
Lol my eye doctor asked me how am I driving
Thugger has one of the most beautiful and simple lines about God I've ever heard from a rapper. He said "told God if I get an iced out watch I wont be late". If that's not truly humble under God, idk what is.
77 minutes early to get y'all seat's or something 😂😂😂😂