These Super Human Shoes Make Me Run SUPER FAST
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- Опубликовано: 25 авг 2024
- So one day I ordered these Kangaroo shoes aka super human shoes to run super fast in. I opened the box up and then ran in them and played basketball in them.
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When most of the girls want to date men taller than 6 foot
Me :
Then you have the 5ft girls who only date guys who are shorter.
@@withlessAsbestos is there really that kind of girls, that sounds like mythical creature for me
@@thecat293 they exist.
@@withlessAsbestos The way you word that sentence makes it sound like you're referring to women who are 5ft and prefer shorter *than them* (4'11) which is dwarf territory.
@@MazdaRX7007 that’s exactly what I am referring too.
This is what everyone do, first try the stuff , fail, then read the instructions
Not me, I read the instructions first 90% of the time
@@Yuki_Ika7 ok nerd
@Kuncu I read instructions too.
@@xxx_epic_sniper_xxx2.021 I mean you’ll look like a bigger loser when you fail on something the first try 💀
@@Yuki_Ika7 ok nerd
This dude looks like those AI evolution NPCs that are trying to learn to walk.
Agreed
Lmao
because thats what it is
pk
"Then I went inside to read the instructions" .... You sir are a REAL Man! A true American man!!
Nah a true American man would freaking attach pistols with scopes on em and as the big boy a 50. Cal
@@penguin_thunder6293 made no sense
@@jr.7185 Maybe not to your still developing child brain, but to the rest of us, his sentiment is perfectly understandable. Go and help Mama stir the gravy.
A true American man would kick your ass, but don't worry because there are no more men in America.
@@penguin_thunder6293 makes sense 🤔
I loved how you said @2:12, "I fell but I got up and kept going because I'm a winner." You are a winner !!! 😆
Don’t look at my profile picture
@@yez3737 stfy
@@yez3737 no one does that shit, if you say don’t look, people don’t, it’s a old truck no one falls for
@@yez3737 it’s not a bad profile picture what do you mean
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Ah yes, the Aperture Science Long Fall Impact Boots™.
Exactly what I thought when I saw it
Portal is slowly becoming real.
@@traumatizedpump7362 next we can teleport 100ft in 3 seconds
Isn't aperture science something from portal.
@@TheCowPuncher963 🤦🏻 Yes lol.
When you want new knees these will help destroy your existing ones!
Yo, my knees hut so much just for seeing this video. This dude is definitely under 25.
@@aurorat7633 Im under 25 and still feel the pain, have had shitty knees since birth though.
LoL 😂
Very helpful, I tried it and it worked! Thanks 👍
Kneepads are great
I noticed a problem when he's walking/running... making a V shape with your feet is a bad idea... it's way better when they're parallel to each other. That way, they don't hit each other and you don't fall as a result 😅
That and they don't really look strapped down. It looks like his legs wobble inside too much. I bet if you'd fasten them to your legs tightly it would work A LOT better.
He bought a new device and didn't even read the instructions, enough said.
I can tell u exactly how to hit a home run, execution of said task is another story lol
That’s because they’re not custom built for his physique
Imagine driving your child to school and the kid asks, what’s that Mommy
(Dylan running down the street)
“It’s a... ah... clearly a.......”
a lunatic
a wild Dylan Ayres
A wild kangaroo
Sweetie that’s a maniac
LOL
“Is it safe in the rain?” “Ya, everything safe in the rain”🤣🤣🤣
In 5 years
"So one day I decided to nuke saturn-"
at 3:22 im prolly geekin but what it sound like he said cus he got quiet when he said it👀
not related but he lives in such a nice greeny place i wish to live somewhere like that
me too, it looks so nice with the rainy weather too
Yeah, what place is it? I think it's America but what state?
@@ferdinandbardamu. america is the full continent, not a country man.
@@benitostudiosofficial8701 no shit, no need to be a sperg about it son
@@ferdinandbardamu. true
Dylan: have an entire yard to practice on
Also Dylan: choose concrete
Asphalt
@@ItsBoyRed feeling less miserable now that you have pointed it out?
@@andreapiredda8016 I have never seen somebody get triggered over the word Asphalt.
@@ItsBoyRed i get triggered over fussy people
@@andreapiredda8016 bro you need therapy
This man falls off of high metal sticks and barely hurts himself and im over here falling 2 feet and getting my knees torn up
They should be customised closer to the users dimensions and weight, the springs constant should be just right...thanks for showing us the bare truth.
1:35 aand i almost died 😂 im dead
MalMB same
MalMB he falls so gracefully and dramatically
Geez it isnt that funny shit
“And I almost died :D”
3:54 nothing to say, but what I do have to say: epic
Came here thinking I was gonna see a guy running fast but was disappointed.. thats the most polite way i could put it..
I was expecting that too but not disappointed
“Don’t try this at home”
Fine I’ll do it at my friends house
Yes
Yez
Yea i wiont
I’ll do it at a house then
Lol XD
5:31 was that a Forest Gump reference?
I was thinking the same! That tone is definitely Forrest Gump's
When I read the comments there were 30 but over ten were people saying first
I’m guessing ur talking about me? 😂
Lol
Ah man every time you fell my knees hurt.. You defiantly get an A+ for effort.
He is young.he can endure the pain
I'm sure you've figured it out by now, but just in case and for other viewers, the issue is that you were pointing your toes outward instead of pointing forward like how you normally run/walk. Its a subconscious thing because you're trying to keep your balance but because of that you run awkwardly and fall because one stilt hits the other from behind like at 2:09
So one day I saw Dylans tik toks and now I subscribed to his RUclips channel and wait for his videos to appear all the time now
Me too
D.I.M didn’t we all??
Me too
Sane
I don't care
Some people get the hang of them straight away, I've had folks on mine do exactly that.
Also about ten years ago there was a massive group in the UK who had there things that used to meet up especially in Cardiff and other times trained together to do back flips in gyms and stuff. Good times!
I've been clocked on mine at 30mph down a hill by some builders in a truck.
Also they're quite often used in stage, though a higher quality brand. (the ones you have are notorious for being bad quality and apparently don't pay the patent owner)
Also also they were used in the Beijing Olympic games ceremonies
What is thw original brand?
Me:Me thinking there not hard at all
Reality:Me falling 600 times trying them
"And I just kept runnin" 🤣 great video
They try to put me on the cover of all but my legs where to long
commander _bobafett I think what your trying to say is. "They tried to put me on the cover of vogue, but my legs were too long"
@@gabriellesobolewski *you're
Legs legs what’s on the menu
This comment makes me sick
“... and then I fell into a bush.”
Haha😂
We watched this because we wanted to see some epic speed… But this was so much better! Haha. Way to keep on trying! 😂😱🤓👍🏼
If I saw him running towards me in those I’d try to be like sonic and say nope
0:55
When mom drives past McDonald's
relatable..i also proceed to fall downwards while in my mother's vehicle when she passes the "McDonald's"
@@fockewulffw1908 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Love how you laugh @ yourself. It's always fun to "play" with Dylan
Fun fact, what determines your speed is your ability to finish the whole running motion quickly. Your stilt leg time is like double or more....
yea but it also increases your stride, so ends up same speed basically
@@dmon9333 no. your stride does not increase at the same rate as the time you need to finish the motion.
So its always gonna be a net negative unless you build the muscles and endurance to move em at a high rate.
The stilts do none of that and probably actively hamper development of said movement infrastructure.
@Rill a good set of springy runners shoes will do that without being a detriment.
"Hecka tall", lol. That's awesome.
Thank you for posting this. I found this when researching whether I want these, and apparently I DO. I'm going to order some right now!
Love your sense of humor. I'm in the process of how to use these shoes (after buying them because the people doing backflips in them make it look so easy that even I could do it) so that's how I landed here. Great video.
I love this!!! Cuz when theres pt 2's on your tiktoks, I can just go to YOUR YT CHANNEL!! An I love it!!
You kept running and some say your still running to this day
Running speed is measured by multiplying stride length by the number of strides per second. Stilts increase stride length, but their weight and centripetal force reduces stride frequency. There is no performance advantage using stilts unless you can reduce their weight to near zero.
I luv your vids keep it up
You have the funniest videos ever I love the part when he say and I almost died
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Using these with a dinosaur costume will be a treat to watch.
It will kind of look real with the fast gait
I’m making one too
I must have had these in my Amazon cart for like 9 years. This is the expectation vs reality wake up call I really needed. I like to imagine myself backflipping to work in the stilts, splitting lanes, dodging traffic, leaping over cars- a fully self-actualized version of the person my 8-year-old soul willed into existence the first time I saw Nickelodeon moon shoes.
I love these things I wanted them but i can't afford it so i just made some stilts
IKR I’m so short T-T
iSam Just Shut Up It’s A Comment
Your nothing but a broke boy boy boy
I can imagine you doing a voiceover and be paid to do it too 😂 idk why tho
Imagine how Op usain bolt will be with these shoes
Bro he looks like a bonewalker from Morrowind when we runs 😂
Hi Dylan - this was a great, fun and honest review. I was actually thinking of buying them, but after watching your struggles, I now say “Nay Nay.” I subscribed - well done!!
I just came here to just watch you fall on the concrete I came from your tictok so 😆
Mutafuka same
Wait aren't they basically like those things what runners who's had their legs amputated have?
Yeah looks the same
Did that dude say, 'one small step for man, one giant leap for mankind' when he was trying to walk like the Apollo 11 astronauts 😂
I’d be soooo scared of spraining my ankle, or tripping while at top speed and ripping my flesh off upon impact with the ground.
I've sprained my ankle before. Don't want to remember that.... Don't want to remember that....
@@huntedgame8586 I got fragile ankles from my genes, so I’ve sprained both multiple times. Don’t want to know what could happen in those 😣
You need to put a costume on with the stilts!
Yup
This are either very bored brothers or very supportive ones
I love how this feels like a narration
Dylan: I should probably wear a helmet
Every mom to exist: of course you should!!!
Love your content
"everything is safe in the rain" I like your style
Plot twist: those are iidas legs
everybody should own these so that everyone could be 2 feet taller than they actually are! Like if you agree:)
You have two brothers🙇🏼♂️🙇🏼♂️🙇🏼♂️
The fear of having you're flesh devoured also makes you run faster! I haven't caught a single victim yet!
That forest gump quote was slick
Hi, I love your videos 😁
Who here is following him on tik tok!
That’s me lol
3:20 is the moment. This guy dont give a damn!😂
Still walking better than a CDPR cyberjunk 2077 NPC LMAO
Who else came from TIK Tok
Me
Me
I did
Meee
@@emmaowens3656 ok we get it
Can I have a shout out I like most of your TikTok’s
Ooum
This could make a sick addition for a halloween costume!
"and then I finally read the instructions"
I made the comment s hit a 100!
Dude it looks like you said sh** xD
The only thing you need now is a tail for balance uwu
People : how big you need the tail
Me : YESS!!!
"And I just kept runnin'" 😂😂
Run super fast, hit the ground super hard! 😹
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NOT FIRST
Now you only need to combine these with rollerblades.
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I’m first
No one cares
Omg am I first!
New thing for the bucket list then
"250 dollar i never get back"
-Wise man
3:35 probably call the police
You must have strong legs to run on that...
"everything's safe in the rain" lol
"Then I fell into a bush" lol
You’re a good basketball shooter, man.
Good way to make yourself look like a complete dork. Lmao 🤣
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I don’t think I’ll be buying them anytime soon…
That's so me, doing things without realizing there's instructions...😅
I CAN'T STOP LAUGHING WHEN HE FALLS OVER
Dude looks like he's got portal boots
There’s something special about your comedy……seriously, you are unique!!
Excellent way to apply more force to any fall.
Looking at that... was so painfull...
my malformed knees are crying
When he runs with those shoes on, he doesn’t do it like a normal person does.
They are called power risers. If you get use to stilts before you use power risers it’s be easier
This dudes hole video is equal to unbox therapy's intro