If I Retire, That's It (299) | Congratulations Podcast with Chris D'Elia
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- Опубликовано: 6 окт 2024
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This week Chris watches Slap Fighting Championship, talks about the decline of rap, Tom Brady retiring (again), and a weather prognosticating groundhog. Plus the return of Missed Connections!
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I was in new Orleans and you absolutely crushed it!!!!! I hate that I was a little star struck when I gave you the hat but now you have a slice of Mississippi!!!! Also, I wanted to tell you that your realness has inspired me to write my book I've always talked about. Much love my guy
Actually Bobby Schmurda didn’t have a body and also shyne has been out and is a top government official in Belize now running shit. More powerful than diddy ever will be. And he don’t piss on dudes buttholes and is a straight man.
COME TO ATHENS GEORGIA AND BRING THE YUKS! LETS DO THIS. CHEERS!
You should call the uncut episodes sleeved.
Philly NEEDS your energy, Chris!!! ❤❤
Missed Connections being back has me feeling s'nice
“Where are you?”…..s’lonely
I think he should have his son tested for autism.....
Chris confusing El Chapo with Pablo Escobar might be the funiest shit ever
2:36 not only is shyne NOT in jail, he’s a politician in his home country of belize. and he converted to judaism in jail and like turned his whole life around after he got out. honestly he seems like a really good guy w a good heart.
Hey m'babies. Last week I was struggling and this cult came through with some money to cover my gas, yall are the realest for this. Let's GET that Log Cabin babies. I'll drive.
Now it's my turn $s7ine55
Right on. That's what it's all about. Helping people out.
Need a lil help myself if ya wanna pay it forward.
Some of yall are real good hearted selfless individuals. May the sun be on your face and the wind at your backs
Awesome. The cult love is real
The intro was just harder than normal and I’m here for it
Usher actually came at T-Pain and told him he ruined music with the whole autotune thing, and T-Pain said it put him in this real deep depression for years. thanks Usher
P1ss off Usher. Trying to stay relevant.
No.
Hi Jennifer from 3rd grade, you were my best friend and it was sad to leave because my family moved. You gave me your email address but I totally lost it that same day and I think about you all the time. We ate so much white bread peanut butter sandwiches at your house after our talent shows and you were my first real friend. Sorry I didn't try hard enough to actually stay in contact with you. I hope you're doing well today. Miss you.
Hey man. Facebook.
I hope we get a video of Chris at Gobbler's Knob, interviewing Punxsutawney Phil the weather prognosticator groundhog.
Twice even.
Me: Hey Mike Tyson, what was that rock band that painted their faces black and white?
Mike Tyson: Points to Chris's shirt
"watch out who your friends are when you grow up, they stab you in the back GI JOOOOOEE" looool
I’m dying laughing at the Groundhog thing bc i saw an article this morning that said “did Punxsutawney Phil lie to us?” LMAO LIKE YEAH HE DOESNT KNOW WHAT DAY IT IS PROBABLY
Damn, I’m so glad Chris D’Elia exists man. There’s no one else like him
@@NY51663 corny
@@Play1nWithFire lol he deleted the comment
“Culture is not your friend” -Terrence McKenna
20:28 That’s not fair. I changed the playback speed to super slow motion and the big dude literally leaned away from the slap. Apparently the SFC doesn’t have a fully established set of guidelines yet 😂
This episode was firing on all syllables
All of the syllables
So glad missed connections is back 👏😂
Thanks MGK
The GI Joe bit about the fish that deserve it had me HEE-HAWING😂🤣😂🤣
yes did you catch that G I JOE.......yer too young to know what that means i fuck'em...............if he did what i think he did there ..thats how its done......good on ya.........i aint timestamping it im blowing his spot up too much saying what im saying but run it back check it out i think he got bold with it he got righteous
Bright spot in my week when this drops! Yes!
I never understood why people thought Shine sounded like Biggie... didn't at all. Guerilla Black - now HE sounded like Biggie.
"...touched a hot stove" 😂😂😂
Shyne is DEFINITELY out of jail lol
love it when no promos in the beginning
“IM SOO ANIMAL RACIST!”
“I care about the environment soo much”😂😂
“When the fuck did we get ice cream?… was I sleeping??.”
I lose it every time you play the Rob Zombie song 😂
Best episode yet lol the slick jokes on syhne r legendary
I've just realized you're the reason I say 'frinkin'. Touche Christopher
Easily my favorite podcast this dude has me dead every time
This pod is going to keep getting shorter until finally we get the 10 min pod again! 😁👍
Hell yeah. get Will and Brianne back in there and make em like the good old days.
By the thumbnail, I fully expect at some point to hear "sorry strong guys"
Chris I enjoy your humor and comedy so much dude. It’s rubbed off on me from day 1. Im glad I found your podcast
Nobody makes me laugh out loud like Chris D'Elia does! If you were to stop doing this it would be a huge loss for us that love you man.
So glad he came back.. 🙏🏼 humble Chris!
I’m dying laughing at the weather prognosticator 😂😂😂😂😂😂
“Hey kid I’m computah !”
Lmfao that video still makes me laugh historically
Sensational
Waaaaaahhhh. Touched a hot stove. Hahaha that was amazing.
nobody talks about 2Pac more than Chris D'Elia 💀
Yeah dude
@@jamesmccaul2945
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"yeah he ate great" - 4 muffins (donuts) and gummy bears 13:02
Going to go for a walk around the park in downtown Phx, listen to my favorite comedian and laugh out loud while people think I'm crazy. Love you Chris!
I hear it’s more of a dry heat
Az in the house. I'm in tucson laughing out loud too
Pheenxh
Feel that haha. Listening with windows down in the gas line at Costco in phx lol
Excited every week the moment it drops
“File’s done” lmao!!!!! My favorite
Someone at RUclips is sabotage this channel’s algorithm 👾
Before you eliminate a tradition be sure you understand the consequences. Some traditions are important.
Chris’ reactions to the youtube ads is a mood 😂
That song you kept mentioning that Shyne did, I was thinking of that song “Here I Come” by Barrington Levy. When you do the impression, I was dying laughing 😂
Lost it at the shyne part lol 😂 touched a hot stove 😂
Haven't even watched it yet, but so pumped
32:15 he was undercover smart guy 😂
So happy when this comes out when I’m tired and weak
Shyne is now a politician in Belize on a journey to become the country’s prime minister. His story is inspiring! Read up on him.
The way Chris laughed after he found out shine a jew 😂😂
can’t wait for your next special Chris!
Come show Calvin the Space Center in Huntsville, Alabama! You came here years ago before you got the fam, bring em with you this time!
Ill be coming to the show in midland,tx...on the pod you said ticket sales weren't that great here, theres literally no promotion, over here, it was the same when Theo came
could you imagine 2 people getting together to "clean their pipes" and then find out their cleaning their bongs
Worse names than Phil: - baby: Malcom, Bruce, GRAHAM, Nigel, Adolf, KEVIN, George, Boris.
And that’s final.
Chris would be the c-3po of slap fighting championship.
Ticket sales are low down in Midland because those are some oil field working mfs. Lol those dudes take ZERO days off.
I'm pumped to catch you this coming Friday at the Vets 🤘🏼 YeeeeeeEEESS!!
I remember the shine song I loved it I still love it!!
I am so single, the most action i have gotten in a while, was when i pushed a hemorrhoid back in.
Missed opportunity for good picture when Chris mentioned “Elon Ma”
Them cells got those good acoustics.
Dude can we actually get a gathering of you and fans in some tall grass sharing ideas? I pass by tall grass constantly while driving/working and I think of you and the log cabin and the babies constantly 😂
Chris I frinkin love how often you say the word frinkin
How the fuck are the subscriber numbers going down?? Honestly amazed at what's happening
Bruh the yeyeyeyeh birds here are native but we’ve got pigs and deer fuckin shit up hahaha
6 weeks til spring or 6 more weeks of winter are exactly the same amount of time no matter what. Who falls for this?
Only dude I can think about, really, is my friend Jeremy. He passed away in a skating accident. One of my favorite, if not my favorite friend I'd had the pleasure of knowing.
Rest in Peace, Jeremy. I hope that you always knew how much that I Loved, and respected you, as a long time, good guy and friend.
I'm ready to watch a Groundhog Day redo w/ D'Elia... I'm sure Bill Murray would cameo as the handler 😃
Alex Bomcamp, Nathan Truman, James Rust: where you at boys?
Columbia drug lord was Pablo Escobar. El Chapo is a Mexican drug lord. 😂
Came to say the same thing, but I scrolled first because I knew another baby had to of caught it.
CURRENT EVENTIN' IT WITH CHRIS!!!!!!
Missed connects FTW!!!
You and Calvin make me realize I'm still human. Not sure if that makes sense but I love y'all no homo 👊
I love you only homo
A guy named seb I went to school with he listened to Metallica all the time and people would say “Metallica is dead” and he would growl at them wonder what happened to that guy
Come to LUBBOCK,TX we want to see you! And then anyone from midland can just drive here
Chris talking about the the annoying sounds birds make. Little on the nose there lol
Yay Chris Delia's here..(golf claps)
Will and Bryan on for episode 300, has to be done
Yeah dude
wull
Love you boo. Keep it rollin.
"It's another Starbucks up the road"
Dude………I had to actually search for this episode. Normally it gets posted on my main RUclips channel home page…….
Met him in New Orleans! Show was great!!
Don't abandon us!!! Unconditional love means no condition! U admitted ur wrongs... & Sought treatment. There's nothing else any one! Should ask u for. It at some point is abusive.
Rapper SPM recorded a whole album over the prison phone. Used to fuck with his music until he was arrested
FYI, chapo is Mexican, the drug lord you were looking for is Escobar
Why do people still think it’s Groundhogs day? It’s Groundhog day. ONE groundhog. Do you also say Happy New Years? It’s not a day FOR GROUNDHOGS (plural) it is just groundhog day. Chu’doon?
What is going on we used to be at 596k now we are 590k we are being shadow banned
Agree on the Phil take, and yes I am pale...lol....and my grandpas name was Keith 😂
Episode should have been called “Gobblers Knob”
Listened to this on Spotify but had to go onto RUclips to elbow drop the like button.
Show em Chris... Book More.
Touching a hot stove 🤣
My whatever happened to that guy? guy: Year 2015, Brazilian amateur football player in Hong Kong who brought me home, saw on his shelf the next morning that he had turned over pics of his girlfriend, I left as quick as I could, I was horrified. 3 months later, saw him in tabloids for getting a glass liquor bottle smashed over his head. The guy who hit him did it because the football player was laughing at his hat. Whatever happened to him?
Lol vrbo log cabin add right before video
Toronto Kew beach daycare 82'-'86 whaddup
Tom Brady on that Seinfeld money
I feel like choosing "Super Good" instead of "Tall Grass Productions" or "Log Cabin Studios" was a wasted opportunity 😛