Who's The Best Chris? - Jack Howard & Hazel Hayes

Поделиться
HTML-код
  • Опубликовано: 11 сен 2024
  • The question on everyone's lips.
    Hazel - / hazel
    Twitter: / jackhoward
    Instagram: / jackhoward
    Jack and Dean: / jackanddean

Комментарии • 1,2 тыс.

  • @Addy0302
    @Addy0302 7 лет назад +1828

    "She seemed interested"
    "She's an actress"

  • @ICOEPR
    @ICOEPR 7 лет назад +1019

    I'VE SEEN THREE OF THE CHRISES.

  • @mollio7070
    @mollio7070 7 лет назад +1065

    I think you should call the game 'Mid-Life Chrisis'

  • @amalia799
    @amalia799 7 лет назад +1107

    My dads name is chris, hes alright. would've been nice if eveyone was involved.

  • @HM909
    @HM909 7 лет назад +174

    just her unadulterated joy when she heard what the game was

  • @gerardwhytelads
    @gerardwhytelads 7 лет назад +351

    "She seemed interested"
    "She's an actress"
    Hahahahahaha

  • @Chouetterargentee
    @Chouetterargentee 7 лет назад +673

    Hazel is right, you should definitely exploit this more.

    • @TheHazelHayes
      @TheHazelHayes 7 лет назад +251

      Fourteen Lines I agree with you agreeing with me.

  • @luke
    @luke 7 лет назад +813

    what about chris kendall

    • @luke
      @luke 7 лет назад +203

      oh wait there we go. my mistake

    • @alexlewis4881
      @alexlewis4881 7 лет назад +13

      LukeIsNotSexy Wait till the videos over to comment XD

    • @lidu6363
      @lidu6363 7 лет назад +2

      who?

    • @avahallinan6028
      @avahallinan6028 6 лет назад +5

      silly luke

    • @nevaehc7849
      @nevaehc7849 6 лет назад +4

      Ludmila Marešová how dare u not know Chris Kendal

  • @tamaraashley7703
    @tamaraashley7703 7 лет назад +237

    'i follow a lot of women doing squats on instagram' *claps slowly*

  • @22ndCenturyCookies
    @22ndCenturyCookies 7 лет назад +75

    I like how you can find the exact moment in this video, when jack stops ranking them as a human beings, and more by who he would be more compatible in a relationship with.

  • @hafsaz4513
    @hafsaz4513 7 лет назад +354

    I've been cackling throughout this entire thing, PARTICULARLY at jack essentially writing self insert fan fiction of him and Chris Hemsworth, but you're both wrong Chris Evans is obviously the best Chris

    • @xpledgeturnprestigex
      @xpledgeturnprestigex 7 лет назад +32

      YES thank you finally everyone else seems to be putting Pratt first but Evans is totes the best Chris

    • @rebeccadumaurier8003
      @rebeccadumaurier8003 7 лет назад

      Hafsa Z def the best chris

  • @oliviasandoval4742
    @oliviasandoval4742 7 лет назад +318

    Well jack I thought a lot about this and I think my order is...
    Chris, Chris, Chris and then Chris

    • @JackHoward
      @JackHoward  7 лет назад +129

      +Olivia Sandoval I disagree

    • @patriciah9413
      @patriciah9413 7 лет назад +10

      objections, how about Chris, Chris Chris and then Chris

    • @bookmilla8616
      @bookmilla8616 6 лет назад +5

      Umm no. Chris is so much better than Chris. Chris, chris, chris and lastly chris.

    • @andrewlitchfield2811
      @andrewlitchfield2811 5 лет назад +3

      On the contrary, Chris is more handsome than Chris.

    • @andrewlitchfield2811
      @andrewlitchfield2811 5 лет назад +2

      I also agree with Olivia Sandoval when she says that Chris is better than Chris.

  • @phormidable
    @phormidable 7 лет назад +724

    Where's the Jack-Howard-and-naked-Hemsworth-having-a-chat fanfiction

  • @kay-rt8yh
    @kay-rt8yh 7 лет назад +64

    1. chris kendall
    2. crabstickz
    3. crab boy
    4. 1/4 fantastic foursome
    5. pj's boyfriend

  • @lisskirkman3409
    @lisskirkman3409 7 лет назад +341

    liking the outfit colour coordination and don't try to tell me its unplanned

  • @XXxRachiu94xXX
    @XXxRachiu94xXX 7 лет назад +80

    I hope if Jack ever gets to interview Chris Hemsworth, they play this video for him 😁

  • @MerissaMitchell
    @MerissaMitchell 7 лет назад +543

    Hazel's face when she found out what you were doing is GOLD hahaha
    Edit: I'm enjoying this SO much, and you probably don't care, but I'd rate them (from lowest to highest) Evans, Pine, Hemsworth, Pratt haha x

    • @ClocksInMyPlace
      @ClocksInMyPlace 7 лет назад +2

      Same. :)

    • @lucyq1445
      @lucyq1445 7 лет назад +1

      Lol my ranking is the exact opposite

    • @Mad.E
      @Mad.E 7 лет назад +1

      Oh hey, I'd rate them exactly the same!

    • @ssh1487
      @ssh1487 7 лет назад

      Me AF that's not nearly at all

    • @ssh1487
      @ssh1487 7 лет назад

      ***** didn't think of that, wow, it's almost exactly the same!

  • @aliceedwards_
    @aliceedwards_ 7 лет назад +71

    Pine will forever be the guy from Princess Diaries to me!

  • @thomasandrewclifford
    @thomasandrewclifford 7 лет назад +77

    Lol that last part made me quickly wonder "wait, is Hemsworth jewish?" Then I realized you were thinking of Mjolnir

  • @MrsYearofmylife
    @MrsYearofmylife 7 лет назад +121

    This is so stupidly ridiculous and I love it.
    Also sidenote Jack: Thor's hammer is called mjölnir. A menorah is the jewish candelabra. But just a slight difference.

  • @zoejeanx3616
    @zoejeanx3616 7 лет назад +977

    So editing jack did decide no pictures?

    • @JackHoward
      @JackHoward  7 лет назад +424

      editing jack is lazy. editing jack thought about filming himself editing and responding to the request to add pictures. but like i said, editing jack is lazy.

    • @TheHazelHayes
      @TheHazelHayes 7 лет назад +447

      So, Editing Jack is a lot like Regular Jack, basically.

    • @JackHoward
      @JackHoward  7 лет назад +312

      we're one in the same

    • @projectmiscellaneous1142
      @projectmiscellaneous1142 7 лет назад +74

      JackHoward laziness is a virtue

    • @zoejeanx3616
      @zoejeanx3616 7 лет назад +273

      Things we've learnt: jack is lazy, and clickbait Hayes is shady af.

  • @hojusara
    @hojusara 7 лет назад +14

    I saw Chris Hemsworth in an airport once and nearly passed out on the spot. He stood right next to me and no one should be allowed to be that beautiful.

  • @anna-hb3xf
    @anna-hb3xf 7 лет назад +325

    Chris Kendall.

    • @anna-hb3xf
      @anna-hb3xf 7 лет назад +10

      ayyy

    • @aliceliddell4958
      @aliceliddell4958 7 лет назад +2

      itsanni I literally came here to say that

    • @lydiah6857
      @lydiah6857 7 лет назад +4

      They did mention it if you actually watched the video

    • @anna-hb3xf
      @anna-hb3xf 7 лет назад +1

      AllThingsSquare hence why wrote "ayy" under my comment. no need to get so serious.

    • @goodjobeli
      @goodjobeli 7 лет назад

      Fuck no

  • @verityjbrookes6877
    @verityjbrookes6877 7 лет назад +29

    1. Chris
    2. Chris
    3. Chris
    4. Chris

  • @AnnaWoods
    @AnnaWoods 7 лет назад +211

    FUCK I NEED THIS RIGHT NOW

    • @JackHoward
      @JackHoward  7 лет назад +547

      stop shouting, that's not very good ASMR

    • @AnnaWoods
      @AnnaWoods 7 лет назад +219

      oh my god I just got wrecked by J Hizzle

  • @lithiumgoblin6590
    @lithiumgoblin6590 7 лет назад +141

    I respectfully disagree. Chris Kendall is by far the best Chris to ever exist.

  • @libbywalker3712
    @libbywalker3712 7 лет назад +64

    i didn't know i wanted this video, but i'm glad i have it

  • @rozemarijn5532
    @rozemarijn5532 7 лет назад +28

    "I'm an intelligent woman, and I just happen to like these men."

  • @tessnewman8678
    @tessnewman8678 7 лет назад +89

    love a good jazel video

  • @idk-tf2hu
    @idk-tf2hu 7 лет назад +62

    1.Evans
    2.Hemsworth
    3.Pratt
    4.Pine

  • @AnnaWoods
    @AnnaWoods 7 лет назад +39

    Just sayin, your sexy whisper challenge still makes me piss myself laughing. Love u two ✌🏼x

  • @ju1ha
    @ju1ha 7 лет назад +325

    WHY WAS MY BOY EVANS SO LOW ON YOUR LISTS I'M DISAPPOINTED.
    i need a whole essay on why he was so low please thank you

    • @miareichert5964
      @miareichert5964 7 лет назад +8

      Julia F girl, i know. we need an uprising of the Evans fans!

    • @goodjobeli
      @goodjobeli 7 лет назад +2

      Julia F WHY HE DESERVES TWO

    • @0rganist
      @0rganist 7 лет назад +17

      Dude didn't shove a banana up his ass to get treated this way.

    • @shauryasingh9725
      @shauryasingh9725 6 лет назад +2

      2 words. Fantastic Four.

  • @redluca56
    @redluca56 7 лет назад +110

    Jack, you're a lucky bugger. Hazel is an angel

    • @aleenax2490
      @aleenax2490 7 лет назад +2

      Luca Munro are they together?

    • @skylaro6241
      @skylaro6241 7 лет назад +37

      they're a... THING

    • @redluca56
      @redluca56 7 лет назад +6

      Aleena Maryam They are indeed. I hate Jack now lol

    • @TheHazelHayes
      @TheHazelHayes 7 лет назад +120

      Luca Munro Fair.

  • @zoeward5339
    @zoeward5339 7 лет назад +35

    Whenever hazel says 'anything' I think of her tipsy talk with Dodie ages ago

  • @sophiehcbudd
    @sophiehcbudd 7 лет назад +190

    I thought you were talking about Chris Evans the radio presenter and was very confused for a little while

    • @daisyk.j.8113
      @daisyk.j.8113 7 лет назад +35

      Sophie Budd think him and Chris moyles would make excellent additions to the Chris list

    • @thatswiftfangirl
      @thatswiftfangirl 7 лет назад +3

      Sophie Budd ME TOO LMAO

  • @SarahHeimbecker
    @SarahHeimbecker 7 лет назад +60

    No one can persuade me otherwise, Chris Evans will always be number 1.

  • @Rosetyler3
    @Rosetyler3 7 лет назад +141

    I stopped watching when Hazel put Evans at the bottom. I can't support blasphemy. He is the superior Chris.

  • @emilyg7943
    @emilyg7943 7 лет назад +17

    Okay, everone needs to go watch Chris Pine's SNL monologue! He settles the Chris-Confusion on stage. Who would have known both videos released on the same day?!

    • @emilyg7943
      @emilyg7943 7 лет назад +3

      and.... he uses photos

  • @YellowLotte
    @YellowLotte 7 лет назад +39

    Honestly to me,
    1. Evans
    2. Hemsworth
    3. Pratt
    4. Pine

    • @meganthompson706
      @meganthompson706 7 лет назад +2

      Finally found someone with the same order as me!

  • @lucyinawardrobe
    @lucyinawardrobe 7 лет назад +442

    The best Chris is Christ, whom we all need.

  • @stanislawrybinski
    @stanislawrybinski 3 года назад +1

    5:38 - "who'd you want at the bottom" - I laughed so hard, don't know why, but I felt like it was a missed opportunity for a joke.

  • @Sonia-qs8ck
    @Sonia-qs8ck 7 лет назад +5

    8:52 dear god that was the best laugh I've ever heard

  • @FlorTedesco
    @FlorTedesco 7 лет назад +2

    I feel like I need to save this video for future reference when I need a laugh. Gold.

  • @lillylainchbury1686
    @lillylainchbury1686 7 лет назад +5

    inspirational.

  • @Matt63087
    @Matt63087 7 лет назад +1

    I love Jacks sudden outbursts of laughter xD

  • @zainasoliman8711
    @zainasoliman8711 7 лет назад +3

    I'd have to say that as someone who has zero knowledge on the four Chrises, pictures would have been incredibly helpful. God damnit editing Jack.

  • @ebell1960
    @ebell1960 7 лет назад

    Jack always reminded me of someone and I never realized who... Now I realized he really reminds of Russel Howard and I can't unsee or unhear it

  • @evie137
    @evie137 7 лет назад +13

    For so long I thought you were talking about Chris Evans from bbc radio 2 omg

  • @CreatingJana
    @CreatingJana 7 лет назад +1

    I love how casually you guys can talk about this, no judgement or stupid jealousy, it's amazing

  • @patrickxoconnor
    @patrickxoconnor 7 лет назад +12

    I need a Jack Howard x Chris Hemsworth smutty fanfic right now

  • @laurenbramwell5759
    @laurenbramwell5759 7 лет назад

    after watching this i immediately searched 'Chris Pine Crying', and i can truthfully say that it was the most beautiful thing i have ever seen

  • @TheElfRance
    @TheElfRance 7 лет назад +374

    nah. it's definitely
    Pratt
    Evans
    Hemsworth
    Pine

    • @RandomJot
      @RandomJot 7 лет назад +6

      Thats the order I'd have gone with too

    • @graceduong815
      @graceduong815 7 лет назад +1

      +

    • @ElBreaksLoose222
      @ElBreaksLoose222 7 лет назад

      Elspeth Rance definitely mine as well, although they're all so close

    • @iggy1238
      @iggy1238 7 лет назад

      Elspeth Rance agreed

    • @astrangermagi
      @astrangermagi 7 лет назад

      Elspeth Rance Yes, same

  • @silandsunni2829
    @silandsunni2829 7 лет назад +2

    "he flips it over"
    "yeah he does"
    Hazel!!!!

  • @Agnes_WR
    @Agnes_WR 7 лет назад +175

    1) Chris Evans
    2) Chris Pratt
    3) Chris Hemsworth
    4) Chris Pine

  • @rokstargirl123
    @rokstargirl123 7 лет назад

    Did Jack... just craft some Jack!Chris fanfic?!
    Hazel's face throughout this is priceless!

  • @impropergrammar
    @impropergrammar 7 лет назад +39

    Chris Evans is #1

  • @blissclair9743
    @blissclair9743 6 лет назад +1

    This video went somewhere I was not expecting it to go!

  • @MaiaSmithy
    @MaiaSmithy 7 лет назад +4

    This is the type of content i'm looking for 😂

  • @dampfoxes
    @dampfoxes 7 лет назад +2

    Good LORD I haven't laughed that hard in a while
    "I think it's called the Menorah" I DIED

  • @Clairembify
    @Clairembify 7 лет назад +36

    Evans seems like a really good egg irl, and, to be honest, Whedon's shitty writing of Cap in Avengers really discredits the character AND the actor. Sunshine, Scott Pilgrim, The Losers, Winter Soldier, and most importantly Snowpiercer put him at the very top of my list by far.

    • @evaverlaar6837
      @evaverlaar6837 7 лет назад

      Clairembify Don't forget about Not Another Teen Movie! I look different at bananas thanks to that movie

    • @oasis-wasteland
      @oasis-wasteland 7 лет назад

      Clairembify there's the movie he directed, that's my one of my favourite, I just can't remember it's title.

    • @TheFLAMEXD
      @TheFLAMEXD 6 лет назад

      Clairembify Except is doesn’t discredit the actor or character because Whedon’s writing of Cap wasn’t shitty.

  • @DaniTWxx
    @DaniTWxx 7 лет назад

    I have a special place in my heart for Chris Evans because he's said in an interview in the past that in his spare time he likes to watch other peoples home movies of their holidays to Disneyland because he loves seeing the joy on other people's faces ❤️❤️

  • @daniellaelm5106
    @daniellaelm5106 7 лет назад +25

    I wonder where English Chris Evans would fall on Hazels scale... 😂

  • @DavidEmmanuelTraining
    @DavidEmmanuelTraining 7 лет назад

    Hazel's face when she found out what you were doing is GOLD hahaha

  • @klairehumanoid
    @klairehumanoid 7 лет назад +5

    This was SO FUNNY. And I expecting nothing less from Hazel when she found out because same. And btw Evans / Pratt / Hemsworth / Pine 🤷🏻‍♀️

  • @ursuchariot
    @ursuchariot 7 лет назад

    look how HAPPY he is when she loves the idea, god bless them honestly

  • @CarolynKnits
    @CarolynKnits 7 лет назад +13

    Jack, did you mean Mjolnir? Because a Menorah is the candle holder used at Hanukkah by Jewish people...

  • @annefad
    @annefad 7 лет назад +1

    my stomach, face, and chest hurt so bad from laughing too loud. this content is too beautiful

  • @lydiadobney4352
    @lydiadobney4352 7 лет назад +5

    Do this again with other actors pleaseee!!!

  • @lifeasgrey
    @lifeasgrey 7 лет назад

    I laughed so much at this conversation I fell off my bed backwards into a cupboard. Thank you.

  • @sarishk95
    @sarishk95 7 лет назад +101

    Evans
    Pratt
    Hemsworth
    Pine
    Fight me

    • @evaverlaar6837
      @evaverlaar6837 7 лет назад +8

      Sarish Khan I fully agree with you! MY MAIN MAN EVANS #1

    • @jocelyn1827
      @jocelyn1827 7 лет назад +7

      Sarish Khan same 👌🏼 it's so difficult, but Evans would 100% be at the top for me.

  • @fraeni90
    @fraeni90 5 лет назад +1

    If I‘m feeling down I come back to this video and have a jolly giggle!

  • @RecklessGirlBand
    @RecklessGirlBand 7 лет назад +16

    1. Pratt
    2. Hemsworth
    3. Pine
    4. Evans
    Same as you in regards to Pratt and Evans, but I just found Pine in the Star Trek bloopers so much funnier than Evans in the Avengers bloopers. Also I feel like he's less serious than Evans. Yeah. Tah dah.

  • @cait_o_saurus
    @cait_o_saurus 7 лет назад

    It's the middle of the night and I'm crying with laughter - this was amazing! Highest to lowest my ranking would be Evans, Pratt, Hemsworth, Pine. Evans is just such a nice and sweet guy - have you seen that video of him singing with his brother here on YT? Basically one of the cutest things, well worth a watch

  • @jmonck7757
    @jmonck7757 7 лет назад +6

    The hammer is Mjolnir (said Me-ol-near), not Minora

  • @sawsan6982
    @sawsan6982 7 лет назад +1

    This must've took your "relationship" to a whole other level. I feel like we've seen a side to Jack that we've never seen before.

  • @zainasoliman8711
    @zainasoliman8711 7 лет назад +6

    Jack how much thought have you put into that naked Hemsworth scenario

  • @bea-hd6sc
    @bea-hd6sc 7 лет назад +1

    I loved watching two intelligent, talented people talking about the Chrises. Hazel and I have the same reactions to all of the Chrises.

  • @TheMealster
    @TheMealster 7 лет назад

    'Two eggs in a hanky' 😂
    OMG this is the best way to describe an ass that I have ever heard and it is amazing and I am dead, thank you Hazel 🙌

  • @galaxychar
    @galaxychar 7 лет назад +19

    I'm not attracted to men but I feel like my ranking is:
    Evans > Pratt > Pine > Hemsworth.
    The last two mean nothing to me but Pine gets slightly higher because of that song he did in Into The Woods, and also my best friend loves him.

  • @natalyajacqueline7673
    @natalyajacqueline7673 7 лет назад

    I know no one will care but I need to say this. Jack, you have officially created my favourite youtube video ever.

  • @elohdee1346
    @elohdee1346 7 лет назад +13

    You should collab with Phil again your friendship is so cute

  • @jackarandose
    @jackarandose 7 лет назад

    I am CRYING with laughter. Thank you I really needed that.

  • @DanyCCosta
    @DanyCCosta 7 лет назад +5

    From bottom to top it has to be Pine, Pratt, Hemsworth and Evans (Evans, more like Heavens, cause that man slays me)

  • @beckycoxon912
    @beckycoxon912 7 лет назад +1

    This video absolutely cracked me up! i couldn't stop laughing! so pleased you made a video together!!!

  • @midnight_lily
    @midnight_lily 5 лет назад +5

    My ranking:
    1. Chris Hemsworth
    2. Chris Evans
    3. Chris Pine
    4. Chris Pratt
    I still haven't forgiven him for IW 😂

  • @harauka
    @harauka 7 лет назад

    i love the way hazel looks at jack they're one of my favorite youtube couples

  • @betul6350
    @betul6350 7 лет назад +17

    1. pratt
    2. evans
    3. hemsworth
    4. pine

  • @jessstarr09
    @jessstarr09 7 лет назад

    This is the type of quality content I signed up for! I completely agree about Pine. He can't be at the bottom of the list because he was in Star Trek. But for me, it's also the fact that he was in the second Princess Diaries movie 😂

  • @eely16
    @eely16 7 лет назад +58

    1.) Chris Rock

  • @joe4490
    @joe4490 7 лет назад

    This is just the most adorable thing.

  • @juliberas
    @juliberas 7 лет назад +1

    Me listening to Jack's describing his Chris Hemsworth scenario;
    'Oh...you really though about this before..have you?'.....'It's actually no a bad scenario either.'

  • @user-gi8zx9de3u
    @user-gi8zx9de3u 7 лет назад +10

    i don't know how you were able to do this. i tried, but i had a bit of a chrisis

  • @elleoneiram
    @elleoneiram 6 лет назад

    Also, now I need to watch more vids with Jack and Hazel because this was hilarious.

  • @oasis-wasteland
    @oasis-wasteland 7 лет назад +10

    #1 is Chris Evans
    ... the rest bc idc about them

  • @teijorei4549
    @teijorei4549 6 лет назад +2

    Dammnnnn Jack. How long have you been thinking about having a chat with naked Chris Hemsworth? Also Hazel's reaction was perfection

  • @LisaaOfTheNight
    @LisaaOfTheNight 7 лет назад

    This is the kind of content I need in my life.

  • @victoriafung1023
    @victoriafung1023 7 лет назад +5

    I've invented a tag for Hazel. Who's the best JACK? :)

  • @joannafernandes6589
    @joannafernandes6589 7 лет назад

    THIS IS ACTUALLY MY FAVOURITE THING

  • @guccizuko
    @guccizuko 7 лет назад +7

    evans is the best chris i will fight anyone over this

  • @ronnnnie
    @ronnnnie 7 лет назад

    Hazel Hayes I share your obsessions. i'm smiling and giggling the whole time while watching this video.