Geoff Norcott Roasts All UK Political Parties

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  • Опубликовано: 20 дек 2023
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  • @kpaulblume47
    @kpaulblume47 5 месяцев назад +28

    "If you look like an 8-year-old boy, don't have a row about marbles."
    ...brilliant.

  • @oldmrt
    @oldmrt 5 месяцев назад +30

    Great to see Geoff back, haven’t seen him for ages.

  • @owensmith4651
    @owensmith4651 5 месяцев назад +15

    Great stuff. Keir Starmer reminds me of the Brian Badonde character from the Fonejacker.

  • @kind-hearted-thievesjoe1512
    @kind-hearted-thievesjoe1512 5 месяцев назад +7

    I once tried to pull the petrol hose to the other side of the car but it wouldn't stretch, despite the fact that there was a sign saying "hoses stretch- use both sides." From that moment on, I have only ever parked on the correct side of the petrol cap. I used to think the joke was on me, but now its on _you_ Geoff Norcott!

    • @Mattsavage69
      @Mattsavage69 2 месяца назад

      Pull harder

    • @Mattsavage69
      @Mattsavage69 2 месяца назад

      Park nearer

    • @frankbrodie5168
      @frankbrodie5168 Месяц назад

      You're already getting people saying you're wrong. But I totally agree with you, and have done the same thing in the past. I think if you have a very small, not overly wide car, then it's probably fine. Any car of an actual adult size and I'm parking with the correct side of the car next to the pump.

  • @DSDJ1986
    @DSDJ1986 5 месяцев назад +4

    Excellent stuff.

  • @cnrspiller3549
    @cnrspiller3549 5 месяцев назад +15

    He never fails!!

    • @Nothing._-
      @Nothing._- 5 месяцев назад +2

      He never fails to be shit

    • @ashleyhoward8926
      @ashleyhoward8926 4 месяца назад

      Yep. Laugh? I nearly started.@@Nothing._-

    • @andywatts8654
      @andywatts8654 8 дней назад

      👆🏼 Silly haters

  • @Bingo12331
    @Bingo12331 5 месяцев назад +1

    Love it! Can’t wait to see Geoff live in Chester

  • @nickg1743
    @nickg1743 5 месяцев назад +68

    Finally, something resembling good British comedy

    • @drdouche4230
      @drdouche4230 5 месяцев назад +10

      Resembling being the primary word

    • @nickg1743
      @nickg1743 5 месяцев назад

      @@drdouche4230 👍

    • @XLatMaths
      @XLatMaths 5 месяцев назад

      ​@@drdouche4230 beat me to it...

  • @Jimble675
    @Jimble675 5 месяцев назад +5

    Im a proud woke leftie. Am I allowed to say this is hilarious and well observed comedy?

    • @dave8323
      @dave8323 5 месяцев назад

      Being "allowed to say" something is a pathetic thing to aspire to. Amazing how compliance and censorship has become so ingrained in the politics of the 'left'. I remember when it used to be about fairness and improving the lives of normal people

    • @emdiar6588
      @emdiar6588 5 месяцев назад +2

      Yes you are. I was hesitant to click on this, half expecting his usual Tory/Brexit/Gammon apologist shtick. Despite this, I could tell he was smart years ago and predicted that he would have to change tack a bit as the evidence came in. Lo and behold, here he is, a virtual centrist.

    • @Mzuka-Moto
      @Mzuka-Moto 5 месяцев назад +4

      Yep all welcome here. We're the tolerant ones.

    • @johnkeogh8164
      @johnkeogh8164 2 месяца назад

      Why would you want to go broke. 😮

  • @Cromwellbear333
    @Cromwellbear333 5 месяцев назад +2

    Made my Day this
    Refreshing comedy.

  • @KO-wh6yw
    @KO-wh6yw 2 месяца назад

    Absolutely superb 👏👏👏👏👍

  • @djmattblack
    @djmattblack 5 месяцев назад +4

    Rishi just reminds me of Roland Rat with those sticky out ears

    • @frankbrodie5168
      @frankbrodie5168 Месяц назад

      I'll die happy if he ever stands up at PMQ's and starts with "Mornin' rat fans!"

  • @peteg400
    @peteg400 5 месяцев назад

    Might dabble. Love it !

  • @merylmel
    @merylmel 5 месяцев назад +3

    Clever and funny. Aren't they both banned?

  • @gdr1174
    @gdr1174 5 месяцев назад +1

    Very good 👍 👏

  • @peterwright997
    @peterwright997 5 месяцев назад +5

    I got told off by my 30 Yr old daughter when I said fooking adherence to the religion of permanent offence is akin to mental illness because her neighbour upstairs might think I was racist 😂😂

  • @totallybored5526
    @totallybored5526 5 месяцев назад +14

    I’ve got a plan to get more people voting in By-elections.
    Step 1: rebrand them as bi-curious elections. With no explanation whatsoever.
    Step 2: we don’t need a step 2 as Step 1 will do the trick

    • @Josh-sj9ig
      @Josh-sj9ig 5 месяцев назад +1

      Taking a sideways look at the weeks news...

  • @johnrowell3583
    @johnrowell3583 5 месяцев назад +4

    Love Geoff Norcott.

  • @chrislynch2557
    @chrislynch2557 5 месяцев назад +2

    Nice one Geoff👍

  • @Tommy-he7dx
    @Tommy-he7dx 5 месяцев назад +4

    I Love Geoff

  • @trevorjackson7662
    @trevorjackson7662 5 месяцев назад +5

    They re all bought and paid for dosent matter who at number 10

  • @robertcreighton4635
    @robertcreighton4635 3 месяца назад

    Geoff is great love his stand up

  • @DjNikGnashers
    @DjNikGnashers 5 месяцев назад +11

    Quite funny this was, thank you.
    Not sure we deserve another 4 years of liebour, there is a better option - Reform.

  • @BigEnglishStandup
    @BigEnglishStandup 5 месяцев назад

    Brilliant

  • @duncefunce1513
    @duncefunce1513 5 месяцев назад

    Fantastic liver

  • @aidanfraser8589
    @aidanfraser8589 4 месяца назад

    I want to bring these comedians to Bracknell acoustic cafe - how do I go about it ?

  • @mrdeafa25
    @mrdeafa25 5 месяцев назад

    Most of his contribution to Radio4 News Quiz was a lift from this gig.

  • @Battismore-Blue
    @Battismore-Blue 5 месяцев назад +2

    Top Bloke

  • @raconteurhermit1533
    @raconteurhermit1533 2 месяца назад

    Renaissance was not just due to rediscovery of supposedly Greek knowledge of physical sciences through medium of Arabic civilization enabling Europeans to break free from dogmatic culture of church but was triggered by the direct exposure of the West to Indian Hindu texts when the Ottoman lay seize on trade routes and they had to directly find routes to India by passing the Turks and Arabs

  • @TranscendentalDentist
    @TranscendentalDentist 5 месяцев назад +3

    You need to be pissed to laugh at this crap.

  • @robkeeleycomposer
    @robkeeleycomposer 5 месяцев назад +9

    Geoff should do more impressions - he's very good with accents. But I think he SHOULD be scared of Labour- Smarmer is no centrist (if he's anything) and once they're in power, you can be sure, he'll be challenged by a hard-left candidate.

    • @thadtuiol1717
      @thadtuiol1717 5 месяцев назад

      Starmer is an utter shithead - he was installed by zionists

    • @jediscum84
      @jediscum84 5 месяцев назад +1

      I do hope so! 🙏 🤞

    • @vulture3874
      @vulture3874 5 месяцев назад

      Timeline. Labour win the next election. Six months of gloating and vanity projects. Then three years of the unions running the country. A year of cover ups and then six months of blaming the tories.

  • @ph8077
    @ph8077 5 месяцев назад +3

    The lovable right-wing comedian that even militant left-wing twonks can't hate!

    • @zeldagoblin
      @zeldagoblin 5 месяцев назад +3

      My ultra left wing relative recently visited, and I dropped Norcott's name when we were talking about comedians. He almost visibly shuddered, and said, "Ugh, no. I don't have the stomach for him."
      This was months ago and I'm still baffled.

    • @robm8809
      @robm8809 5 месяцев назад

      I like Geoff, he's barely centre-right though.

    • @Nothing._-
      @Nothing._- 5 месяцев назад

      “Right wing comedian” is an oxymoron

    • @robm8809
      @robm8809 5 месяцев назад

      @@Nothing._- Whereas left wing comedians are just morons.

  • @gavinfoley103
    @gavinfoley103 5 месяцев назад

    👍

  • @stejer211
    @stejer211 5 месяцев назад

    LOUDER!

  • @EdDueim
    @EdDueim 5 месяцев назад +1

    Probably the best conservative leaning comedian in the UK. But there's not a lot of competition.

    • @zivkovicable
      @zivkovicable 5 месяцев назад +3

      I didn't know who he was when I started watching, so assumed he was a crap left wing comedian taking the piss out of the Tories..., Then it turned out he was a crap conservative comedian and it all made sense. .

    • @zckls
      @zckls 5 месяцев назад +2

      I like him on panel shows, but his stand up needs a bit of work.

    • @EdDueim
      @EdDueim 5 месяцев назад +2

      @@zckls On panel shows he is bantering with smart people who have a different perspective. His stand up is generally to a right leaning audience who lack nuance.

    • @Nothing._-
      @Nothing._- 5 месяцев назад +1

      “Conservative comedian “ is an oxymoron

  • @Badger8200
    @Badger8200 Месяц назад

    Political tellytubbie 😂

  • @Morbius1963
    @Morbius1963 Месяц назад

    Don't be so hard on the Prime Miniature.

  • @hilarygraham4381
    @hilarygraham4381 5 месяцев назад

    Laugh out loud, pertinent what’s not to like?

  • @hairzilla
    @hairzilla 5 месяцев назад +1

    I thought geoff Norcott was a golfer or a cricket player?

    • @Musingsonthelawofattraction
      @Musingsonthelawofattraction 5 месяцев назад

      Very good! No, that was Jeffrey Ball-cock.

    • @changebegins6891
      @changebegins6891 5 месяцев назад +1

      You're thinking of Geoffrey Boycott

    • @hairzilla
      @hairzilla 5 месяцев назад +1

      @@changebegins6891 thats probably what the left calls for when they want him cancelled

    • @changebegins6891
      @changebegins6891 5 месяцев назад

      @@hairzilla badum dum tiss 🥁

  • @gerrabath
    @gerrabath 5 месяцев назад

    Yeah coz no one has ever said that the whole of British politics stinks after they finally concede the side they cheer for is a festering pile of shit have they.🤨

  • @stevenmorley1639
    @stevenmorley1639 5 месяцев назад +2

    Refreshing to see Comedy as it should be . The Woke/ P.C brigade are such a turn off and genuinely unfunny .

  • @Nothing._-
    @Nothing._- 5 месяцев назад +1

    This “comedian” is one of the corporate type comedians Bill Hicks used to rip the bag out of, he seems to think that using Russel Brands name will make him a bit more famous, using terms like conspiracy theorist is embarrassing

  • @frankbrodie5168
    @frankbrodie5168 Месяц назад

    I always assumed that Rishi brought Cameron back so he could sit there and say "Hey! I might be bad.. But I'm not as bad as this cxxx who nuked the Conservative party..."
    To which I would say.. Yes.. You ARE that bad and indeed worse Rishi. Unelected and worse at that.
    I'll be the unpopular one in the comments and say that however bad Liz Truss might have turned out to be. She would have been better than Rishi. AND elected by the members at least.

    • @junelawson5100
      @junelawson5100 21 день назад

      Yeah, this is a comedy platform not a political one. It was a joke.

  • @Fatpie42
    @Fatpie42 5 месяцев назад

    Critical drinker recognises that context matters. Kudos. This is still a director with no experience of making feature films, even if her work in making documentaries likely deserves respect. She probably needed to make men uncomfortable in her documentary work in Pakistan. That's not a problem at all. But there have to be better options for Star Wars movie director. Is the problem that she is the only person who WANTS to direct a Rey movie?

  • @BiscuitGeoff
    @BiscuitGeoff 5 месяцев назад +1

    ‘Both sides’ = meh

  • @neilcreamer8207
    @neilcreamer8207 5 месяцев назад

    Disappointing, safe humour with the usual easy targets, Is Geoff angling for a spot on a quiz show?

  • @tatjanakane503
    @tatjanakane503 4 месяца назад

    Somehow, the only show on this Chanel that didn’t make me laugh. No offence, but I don’t understand your accent and pronunciations.

  • @tsaxondale2499
    @tsaxondale2499 5 месяцев назад +1

    He has a crap delivery

  • @andrewmawdsley3512
    @andrewmawdsley3512 5 месяцев назад

    Norcott. Used to be funny. Now it's just regime comedy.

  • @DarrenAndOzzy
    @DarrenAndOzzy 15 дней назад

    Keir Starmer sounds like Kermit the frog on smack... Imagine 4 years of that!

  • @winstonsmith09
    @winstonsmith09 5 месяцев назад +2

    This is tepid, centrist bollocks.