GEOFF NORCOTT: I BLAME THE PARENTS | COMEDY SPECIAL
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- Опубликовано: 12 июн 2024
- My stand-up special I BLAME THE PARENTS, filmed live in Southend in 2022.
Watch Geoff’s hard-hitting BBC documentary about the truth behind universities - www.bbc.co.uk/iplayer/episode...
★★★★ - The Telegraph
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I saw a meme that perfectly describes how we've become dumbed-down over the years, especially when it comes to cars. Owner's manuals back in the day used to explain how to adjust valve timing. Now, they have warnings not to drink the washer fluid.
We moved to overhead cams with hydraulic followers, no adjustment there. [ proves his own point 🤣 ]
I saw a meme lol...
@@onevastanus Thanks for your inspirational contribution! Well done you!
@@Dangerousdaze Did you copy that from a meme?
We've got a walking meme here lads!😮
Best British comedian I've seen since COVID-19 , very good observation comedian.
Really great comedian who tells it from a different perspective. Certainly worth watching live on his tours.
Looking like we’ve been tasered. 🤣😂🤣
Seriously funny guy ... can't wait to see him in Spalding !
Always nice to hear a comedian where Donald Trump's hair isn't a punch line.
Aud Geoff keeps quite about hairlines.
Tbf, he didn’t do much to not help those jokes.
President Trumps' hair is a glorious lions mane.🇺🇲🤠🇺🇲
@@seanmurphy8312 It may well be but it’s still one of the more ridiculously memorable coiffures I’ve ever sat eyes upon. 🤷🏻♀️ As long as he’s happy w it & he must be, I don’t reckon the state of his hair is anybody’s damn business but his own.
It's all his own! All his own, I'll tell you! And his hands are not an indicator. So shoosh.
Excellent. thought I'd never get to see this as i couldn't get there and i'm too tight to pony up for patreon, despite geoff being one of my favourite comedians
Absolutely first class, my favourite comic of the moment.
🌟So much fun. Still chuckling in 2023🌟
'Do the Truffle Shuffle!!' That was hilarious in a brilliant film.
Mermaid of the duvet is absolute gold.
Great memories of an excellent night. Looking forward to this year's tour...
Good to see you back on RUclips mate!
seen Geoff live a couple of times, very funny guy, and an excellent video :-)
One of the best out there, surely.
Very, very funny, clever observations - I thought it was just my grandad who became a heavy drinker after WW2!
Saw this in Maidenhead. Absolutely brilliant. 😂
Thanks for sharing....great stuff
Brilliant as ever!!
Seriously funny guy, great live.
Brilliant.
Saw him a couple of times last year (Dorking, Crawley). Bloody good nights!
Sharp and clever!! 😂❤😂😂😂😂
Saw in Milton Keynes and Huntingdon.
Got tickets for the new show at Milton Keynes... Looking forward to it 👍
guy is seriously funny--and so true to life...
Really enjoyed this 👌
Quality Geoff.
My hometown Southend, yes.
Sad missed it
Brilliant
Great stuff.
Awesome 😂
Very funny.
Fine work
Very good.
Thank you
Geezer! See u in Chestaaaaar in March.😊
Tip Top!!!
Cannot believe peoples bad manners being on their phones at a live gig
Top Drawer!
Brilliant Mr. N, your best yet.....ps as ever, I loved the 2 or 3 neg comments of crackpottery amongst a sea of superlatives..........'I turned it right off' my favourite 😅
Top man
Prolly get truss next.... prophetic
Great show. Is he doing this years fringe?
how did google make subtitles to this is a true miracle
nice
You no something is wrong with youtube when you cant see the numbers of likes. I cant seem to think why!
@rjflores438. That's weird? Is it RUclips that has done that then? Or can the uploader turn them off? I wouldn't have noticed if you wouldn't have said but I can't remember ever seeing that before ( unless I just haven't noticed!) Would be interested to know 🙂
"....ba-ba...?
I turned up at the wrong thing once. Ended up married to it for 9 years! Shoulda just bought her a house and saved time!
😎👍
I blame your parents too Geoffrey.
Re orgasms- I reckon they vary wildly person to person & I've witnessed male orgasms that last for ages & look full body crazy & they say that their soul left their body & returned again . Whereas for other blokes it's like just a little shudder.
Looks like a Gervais lookalike from distance ..
I've read this guy's book and to be honest, that wasn't the best thing I've read but it was certainly competitive. It is however better than his stand up in my opinion. I agree with quite a bit of what he says but I just think he looks too 'normal' to be funny. Certain people were born to be funny but Geoff Norcott looks and sounds like he was born to fix car engines.
Ummmmm. no thanks. nope.
I remember turning up in a service station with a flat tyre and 4 men in a car next to me watched me change the tyre. Not 1 of them helped.......probably didn`t know what to do
Hope the next act is funnier.
I love you Geoff - 'not in a gay way though...no you're not a a big fat gruff hairy bear, they're my type!
Pls appear on 'The Football's On' more often - those other guest comedians are utter shite!
Good but still not edgy enough
Can anyone tell me where the jokes are?
I doubt it
He doesn't tell jokes, he's just says funny things. Maybe it went over your head.
@@teddyirons8240 Can you tell me where the funny things that he said are?
@@nathanaelstunt7317 Yeah, when the audience laughed, that's generally accepted as the funny parts. The fact that he defines himself as a bit right wing, perhaps prevents you from seeing the funny side of what he says.
@@teddyirons8240 - 😆 good one. In fact two! Advocating both social and political flock-like behaviour. Are you here all week?
Jesus, this is poor. Pub bore at 7.00 most evenings. Good that people enjoy it but what dull material
You are to comedy what Kate and Jerry McCann are to babysitting.
If you don’t like it, why watch it?
A murderer? That's a compliment in stand-up.
You are to The comments section what Jimmy Saville is to ChildLine.
Not f...king funny mate..
@@MrBuffalo2 You would know
Oooh. How edgy.🙄
Who said anything about edgy? If you compare my views to societies in general I’m the least edgy bloke on the circuit!
@@GeoffNorcott and the least funny.
@@LouisFriend-tk8gl yes good one 👍
Tell us a joke
Nah, not for me. I can understand the idea, most comedy is left wing these days, but this guy just isn't very funny
You are very much in the minority, as you can see from the comments.
Three “F”’s word within one minute. Took you right off. I do not invite swearing into my home. Get rid of the puerile humour and I might invite you back.
I hope you don't read the bible...
@@zeldagoblin Which part of the Bible? The first and true part of which to live a thorough and complete life from or the second and the testament to the life of Jesus? Neither refer to Geoff Norcott and this video. My issue is that within modern society everyone believes (incorrectly) that they have the right(s) (of which I do not refer to the law in this aspect) to do or be anything. I have seen this performer of wit before; this time I found hime distasteful… Simple