GEOFF NORCOTT: I BLAME THE PARENTS | COMEDY SPECIAL

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  • Опубликовано: 24 дек 2024

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  • @Knaveofspades6
    @Knaveofspades6 16 дней назад +1

    I love this. ❤️

  • @Dangerousdaze
    @Dangerousdaze Год назад +54

    I saw a meme that perfectly describes how we've become dumbed-down over the years, especially when it comes to cars. Owner's manuals back in the day used to explain how to adjust valve timing. Now, they have warnings not to drink the washer fluid.

    • @philiprowney
      @philiprowney Год назад +1

      We moved to overhead cams with hydraulic followers, no adjustment there. [ proves his own point 🤣 ]

    • @onevastanus
      @onevastanus 9 месяцев назад +1

      I saw a meme lol...

    • @Dangerousdaze
      @Dangerousdaze 9 месяцев назад +1

      @@onevastanus Thanks for your inspirational contribution! Well done you!

    • @onevastanus
      @onevastanus 9 месяцев назад +1

      @@Dangerousdaze Did you copy that from a meme?

    • @zeldagoblin
      @zeldagoblin 8 месяцев назад

      We've got a walking meme here lads!😮

  • @donaldjohnrobinson6531
    @donaldjohnrobinson6531 Год назад +12

    Best British comedian I've seen since COVID-19 , very good observation comedian.

  • @summercoat
    @summercoat 8 месяцев назад +5

    Looking like we’ve been tasered. 🤣😂🤣

  • @nunobhgmcb5287
    @nunobhgmcb5287 4 месяца назад +4

    This is like a British version of Bill Burr.
    Love it.

  • @robddickinson4217
    @robddickinson4217 Год назад +9

    Absolutely first class, my favourite comic of the moment.

  • @richardknowles4200
    @richardknowles4200 Год назад +29

    Really great comedian who tells it from a different perspective. Certainly worth watching live on his tours.

  • @ivornestegg1524
    @ivornestegg1524 Год назад +7

    Seriously funny guy ... can't wait to see him in Spalding !

  • @roberttreston9385
    @roberttreston9385 5 месяцев назад +3

    Very good 🎉

  • @BigEnglishStandup
    @BigEnglishStandup Год назад +3

    One of the best out there, surely.

  • @helenromanelli2544
    @helenromanelli2544 11 месяцев назад +2

    guy is seriously funny--and so true to life...

  • @angelsackson
    @angelsackson Год назад +4

    Good to see you back on RUclips mate!

  • @72secondprize
    @72secondprize Год назад +13

    Always nice to hear a comedian where Donald Trump's hair isn't a punch line.

    • @alexevansuk
      @alexevansuk 9 месяцев назад +1

      Aud Geoff keeps quite about hairlines.

    • @amberswafford9305
      @amberswafford9305 9 месяцев назад +1

      Tbf, he didn’t do much to not help those jokes.

    • @seanmurphy8312
      @seanmurphy8312 9 месяцев назад +1

      President Trumps' hair is a glorious lions mane.🇺🇲🤠🇺🇲

    • @amberswafford9305
      @amberswafford9305 9 месяцев назад +1

      @@seanmurphy8312 It may well be but it’s still one of the more ridiculously memorable coiffures I’ve ever sat eyes upon. 🤷🏻‍♀️ As long as he’s happy w it & he must be, I don’t reckon the state of his hair is anybody’s damn business but his own.

    • @zeldagoblin
      @zeldagoblin 8 месяцев назад +2

      It's all his own! All his own, I'll tell you! And his hands are not an indicator. So shoosh.

  • @frenchenstein
    @frenchenstein Год назад +2

    🌟So much fun. Still chuckling in 2023🌟

  • @kristinarandall5428
    @kristinarandall5428 Год назад +2

    Sharp and clever!! 😂❤😂😂😂😂

  • @georgechicago3498
    @georgechicago3498 Год назад +3

    Brilliant.

  • @flagpoleeip
    @flagpoleeip Год назад +19

    Excellent. thought I'd never get to see this as i couldn't get there and i'm too tight to pony up for patreon, despite geoff being one of my favourite comedians

  • @lonewolfandcub668
    @lonewolfandcub668 Год назад +1

    My hometown Southend, yes.
    Sad missed it

  • @forlorndream1400
    @forlorndream1400 Год назад +2

    'Do the Truffle Shuffle!!' That was hilarious in a brilliant film.

  • @kateearly6849
    @kateearly6849 Год назад +6

    Very, very funny, clever observations - I thought it was just my grandad who became a heavy drinker after WW2!

  • @frank__reynolds
    @frank__reynolds Год назад +3

    Great memories of an excellent night. Looking forward to this year's tour...

  • @cykr0s
    @cykr0s Год назад +3

    Mermaid of the duvet is absolute gold.

  • @Bader1940
    @Bader1940 Год назад +2

    Saw him a couple of times last year (Dorking, Crawley). Bloody good nights!

  • @jonny6330
    @jonny6330 Год назад +6

    Seriously funny guy, great live.

  • @nicdoye
    @nicdoye Год назад +4

    Saw this in Maidenhead. Absolutely brilliant. 😂

  • @DM-it2ch
    @DM-it2ch Год назад +2

    Brilliant as ever!!

  • @liamfisher4191
    @liamfisher4191 Год назад +2

    Thanks for sharing....great stuff

  • @ommk9650
    @ommk9650 Год назад +3

    Saw in Milton Keynes and Huntingdon.
    Got tickets for the new show at Milton Keynes... Looking forward to it 👍

  • @stevecalder6180
    @stevecalder6180 Год назад +14

    seen Geoff live a couple of times, very funny guy, and an excellent video :-)

  • @samoharachilds
    @samoharachilds Год назад +1

    Fine work

  • @adrianmeyer2157
    @adrianmeyer2157 Год назад +2

    Quality Geoff.

  • @stephenbullivant5908
    @stephenbullivant5908 Год назад +2

    Brilliant

  • @stevebrown8163
    @stevebrown8163 Год назад

    Thank you

  • @AlisonGranger-s5z
    @AlisonGranger-s5z 9 месяцев назад

    Great stuff.

  • @scotlandsuper9235
    @scotlandsuper9235 Год назад +2

    Very funny.

  • @suttonelms1
    @suttonelms1 Год назад

    Very good.

  • @DKCC-x1x
    @DKCC-x1x 2 месяца назад

    More like a plumber 😂

  • @smiffyd4041
    @smiffyd4041 Год назад

    Really enjoyed this 👌

  • @Bandanko
    @Bandanko Год назад

    Prolly get truss next.... prophetic

  • @mrpicky1868
    @mrpicky1868 Год назад

    how did google make subtitles to this is a true miracle

  • @gavinjones8543
    @gavinjones8543 Год назад

    Top Drawer!

  • @TuRo-Maserati
    @TuRo-Maserati Год назад +3

    Brilliant Mr. N, your best yet.....ps as ever, I loved the 2 or 3 neg comments of crackpottery amongst a sea of superlatives..........'I turned it right off' my favourite 😅

  • @mmartin4978
    @mmartin4978 Год назад +1

    Cannot believe peoples bad manners being on their phones at a live gig

  • @johnnycombs6570
    @johnnycombs6570 Год назад

    Tip Top!!!

  • @jamiecameron9089
    @jamiecameron9089 Год назад

    Awesome 😂

  • @rjflores438
    @rjflores438 Год назад +4

    You no something is wrong with youtube when you cant see the numbers of likes. I cant seem to think why!

    • @ChorltonandtheWheelies
      @ChorltonandtheWheelies Год назад +1

      @rjflores438. That's weird? Is it RUclips that has done that then? Or can the uploader turn them off? I wouldn't have noticed if you wouldn't have said but I can't remember ever seeing that before ( unless I just haven't noticed!) Would be interested to know 🙂

  • @dsharpmarketing
    @dsharpmarketing Год назад

    Great show. Is he doing this years fringe?

  • @Dob.nbr1
    @Dob.nbr1 Год назад

    Top man

  • @odt4492
    @odt4492 Год назад +1

    "....ba-ba...?

  • @sneed472
    @sneed472 Год назад +1

    nice

  • @bennyhillschineseblokechar3689
    @bennyhillschineseblokechar3689 Год назад +3

    I turned up at the wrong thing once. Ended up married to it for 9 years! Shoulda just bought her a house and saved time!

  • @jayjaydubful
    @jayjaydubful Год назад

    Re orgasms- I reckon they vary wildly person to person & I've witnessed male orgasms that last for ages & look full body crazy & they say that their soul left their body & returned again . Whereas for other blokes it's like just a little shudder.

  • @davidwanstall4670
    @davidwanstall4670 Год назад

    😎👍

  • @meh3247
    @meh3247 Год назад

    I blame your parents too Geoffrey.

  • @davidsharpe7869
    @davidsharpe7869 7 месяцев назад

  • @tomriley6957
    @tomriley6957 4 месяца назад

    Two "F"'s within first 30 seconds, Very Intelligent !!

  • @EllaGreenn
    @EllaGreenn 2 месяца назад

    Prophetic comedy
    14:30 The Keir fear. Whatever he's talking about it looks like he's doing so under duress from IS.
    That's not so funny anymore now, is it 😅

  • @Larsbor
    @Larsbor 8 месяцев назад +1

    Looks like a Gervais lookalike from distance ..

  • @dixieboy5689
    @dixieboy5689 Год назад +1

    Ummmmm. no thanks. nope.

  • @nathanaelstunt7317
    @nathanaelstunt7317 Год назад +4

    Can anyone tell me where the jokes are?

    • @martinheath5947
      @martinheath5947 Год назад +3

      I doubt it

    • @teddyirons8240
      @teddyirons8240 Год назад +7

      He doesn't tell jokes, he's just says funny things. Maybe it went over your head.

    • @nathanaelstunt7317
      @nathanaelstunt7317 Год назад +1

      @@teddyirons8240 Can you tell me where the funny things that he said are?

    • @teddyirons8240
      @teddyirons8240 Год назад +5

      @@nathanaelstunt7317 Yeah, when the audience laughed, that's generally accepted as the funny parts. The fact that he defines himself as a bit right wing, perhaps prevents you from seeing the funny side of what he says.

    • @nathanaelstunt7317
      @nathanaelstunt7317 Год назад

      @@teddyirons8240 - 😆 good one. In fact two! Advocating both social and political flock-like behaviour. Are you here all week?

  • @johnmunro4952
    @johnmunro4952 Год назад +3

    Hope the next act is funnier.

  • @SiLatics56
    @SiLatics56 Год назад +1

    I've read this guy's book and to be honest, that wasn't the best thing I've read but it was certainly competitive. It is however better than his stand up in my opinion. I agree with quite a bit of what he says but I just think he looks too 'normal' to be funny. Certain people were born to be funny but Geoff Norcott looks and sounds like he was born to fix car engines.

  • @philiphudgens4726
    @philiphudgens4726 Год назад +1

    I love you Geoff - 'not in a gay way though...no you're not a a big fat gruff hairy bear, they're my type!
    Pls appear on 'The Football's On' more often - those other guest comedians are utter shite!

  • @MegaEssexboy1
    @MegaEssexboy1 Год назад

    Good but still not edgy enough

  • @helenbaker2614
    @helenbaker2614 Год назад

    I remember turning up in a service station with a flat tyre and 4 men in a car next to me watched me change the tyre. Not 1 of them helped.......probably didn`t know what to do

  • @alihart
    @alihart Год назад +4

    Jesus, this is poor. Pub bore at 7.00 most evenings. Good that people enjoy it but what dull material

  • @nathanbennett1711
    @nathanbennett1711 4 месяца назад

    I can’t remember ever being so bored. How have things got so bad that people find him funny?

  • @mquigley3348
    @mquigley3348 Год назад +3

    You are to comedy what Kate and Jerry McCann are to babysitting.

    • @Bingo12331
      @Bingo12331 Год назад +5

      If you don’t like it, why watch it?

    • @duncefunce1513
      @duncefunce1513 Год назад +4

      A murderer? That's a compliment in stand-up.

    • @Tezzzaaa
      @Tezzzaaa Год назад +5

      You are to The comments section what Jimmy Saville is to ChildLine.

    • @MrBuffalo2
      @MrBuffalo2 Год назад +1

      Not f...king funny mate..

    • @mquigley3348
      @mquigley3348 Год назад

      @@MrBuffalo2 You would know

  • @LouisFriend-tk8gl
    @LouisFriend-tk8gl Год назад +1

    Oooh. How edgy.🙄

    • @GeoffNorcott
      @GeoffNorcott  Год назад +6

      Who said anything about edgy? If you compare my views to societies in general I’m the least edgy bloke on the circuit!

    • @LouisFriend-tk8gl
      @LouisFriend-tk8gl Год назад +2

      @@GeoffNorcott and the least funny.

    • @GeoffNorcott
      @GeoffNorcott  Год назад +5

      @@LouisFriend-tk8gl yes good one 👍

    • @charlytaylor1748
      @charlytaylor1748 Год назад +2

      Tell us a joke

  • @UPTHETOWN
    @UPTHETOWN Год назад +1

    Nah, not for me. I can understand the idea, most comedy is left wing these days, but this guy just isn't very funny

    • @skepticalbadger
      @skepticalbadger Год назад +3

      You are very much in the minority, as you can see from the comments.

  • @davidjames-maddaford4531
    @davidjames-maddaford4531 Год назад +1

    Three “F”’s word within one minute. Took you right off. I do not invite swearing into my home. Get rid of the puerile humour and I might invite you back.

    • @zeldagoblin
      @zeldagoblin 8 месяцев назад

      I hope you don't read the bible...

    • @davidjames-maddaford4531
      @davidjames-maddaford4531 8 месяцев назад

      @@zeldagoblin Which part of the Bible? The first and true part of which to live a thorough and complete life from or the second and the testament to the life of Jesus? Neither refer to Geoff Norcott and this video. My issue is that within modern society everyone believes (incorrectly) that they have the right(s) (of which I do not refer to the law in this aspect) to do or be anything. I have seen this performer of wit before; this time I found hime distasteful… Simple