Chonda Pierce - Honeymoon Package! Hilarious Story

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  • Опубликовано: 21 авг 2009
  • A very funny story taken from the DVD "Have I Got A Story For You."
    Go to www.chonda.org for more about Chonda and for ordering info.
    Connect with Chonda at / chondapierce
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  • @joyr36
    @joyr36 4 года назад +21

    This story still cracks me up. First time I heard it I was laughing so hard that I had tears streaming down my face.

  • @robertmoye7565
    @robertmoye7565 6 лет назад +23

    Chonda Pierce is an absolute treasure, one of the few truly, naturally, divinely funny people I have ever seen. I never get tired of her stories.

  • @mylenelucas1476
    @mylenelucas1476 4 года назад +29

    Absolutely funny tottally love this lady !! She has gotten me through some tough stuff with her humor!!
    God bless her !!

    • @jameshama1354
      @jameshama1354 3 года назад

      Hello Lucas how are you doing today

  • @deb4guest953
    @deb4guest953 26 дней назад +6

    You have to be from the south to understand how truly funny this is! Great job girl!

  • @World-as-i-c-it
    @World-as-i-c-it 3 года назад +8

    Very funny, and so nice being so funny without cursing.

    • @jameshama1354
      @jameshama1354 3 года назад

      Hello Reginald how are you doing today

  • @tksimpson5735
    @tksimpson5735 6 месяцев назад +3

    Hilarious! This story will NEVER get old! 😂😂

  • @dlbaker7382
    @dlbaker7382 Год назад +6

    TY Chonda, for your wonderful clean and humorous stories. 5 stars+

  • @alexs-zq6ni
    @alexs-zq6ni 3 года назад +7

    Watched her stand up on Huckabee had to find more

  • @kellyprice1024
    @kellyprice1024 5 лет назад +30

    I can’t “like” this video enough. 😂😂😂😂

    • @jameshama1354
      @jameshama1354 3 года назад

      Hello Kelly how are you doing today

  • @mtscboardsecretary1067
    @mtscboardsecretary1067 5 лет назад +33

    I have seen this video so many times and I still crack up laughing. Thank you Chonda for the gift of laughter!! You're awesome.

  • @johncoffman2703
    @johncoffman2703 3 года назад +4

    Been a fan number 11 for many years. God Bless your work. Each of us has a way of reaching people. You do it with good clean materials even poop. Love you sister

  • @thomasriehle1911
    @thomasriehle1911 8 лет назад +160

    she is an absolute joy to watch I've never laughed so hard at someone who appears to be so genuinely happy to stand there and tell a story without resorting to profanity and insults

    • @MadNotAngry
      @MadNotAngry 6 лет назад +6

      ... or any trace of humor.

    • @karmankrein6458
      @karmankrein6458 6 лет назад +1

      Thomas Riehle f

    • @joyceobeys6818
      @joyceobeys6818 5 лет назад

      Thomas Riehle Being contrary to the Holy Word is an insult, to YaH which is on her unless she has conviction and sorrow being truly ashamed of sin we have committed and make amends and turn away from the sin that too easily traps us.

    • @CloudyWishes
      @CloudyWishes 5 лет назад +1

      that is exactly what i thought as well

    • @marymary9971
      @marymary9971 4 года назад +5

      CHONDRA IS A DĒLIGHTFUL COMIC AND HAS A SWEET
      CHRISTIAN SPIRIT
      LOVE WATCHING HER

  • @juliew1966
    @juliew1966 5 лет назад +20

    This is great! She sure can tell a story!

    • @jameshama1354
      @jameshama1354 3 года назад

      Hello Julie how are you doing today hope you are taking care of yourself

  • @vandermeydenise
    @vandermeydenise 8 лет назад +40

    Chonda, I LOVE how you told this story about your friend getting y'all a honeymoon package, and then y'all invited your husbands to join you! Girl! I can just see that! Thank you for sharing this. Who said the christian life has to be all sad and long faced. "A Merry Heart Doeth Good Like a Medicine." LOL! Love you sweet lady!

    • @jameshama1354
      @jameshama1354 3 года назад +1

      Hello Denise how are you doing today hope you have a wonderful time at home

  • @Pammysoo17
    @Pammysoo17 7 лет назад +57

    Love her! She's so tastefully funny.😄😂

    • @jameshama1354
      @jameshama1354 3 года назад +1

      Hello Pam how are you doing today

  • @magdielkharmawlong1264
    @magdielkharmawlong1264 4 года назад +5

    That was off the hook i was literally down on my knees 🤣🤣🤣

  • @HalleHoHo
    @HalleHoHo 4 года назад +8

    Love this lady!💓

    • @jameshama1354
      @jameshama1354 3 года назад

      Hello Sonya how are you doing today

  • @sharonheffner7082
    @sharonheffner7082 7 лет назад +37

    Chonda, I can always count on you for a good laugh! God bless you!

    • @jameshama1354
      @jameshama1354 3 года назад

      Hello Sharon how are you doing today

  • @deannakinsman6790
    @deannakinsman6790 4 года назад +4

    Oh my days I can't even...😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 HYSTERICAL 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @joyceshelton249
    @joyceshelton249 6 лет назад +17

    Being married to a good old country boy myself, this is soooooo funny when I put my husbands or son's face in the story. OH LORD!!!! I love that the Lord has such a good sense of humor, I love to laugh. God Bless You.

    • @jameshama1354
      @jameshama1354 3 года назад

      Hello Joyce how are you doing today

  • @victoriaheatherly2656
    @victoriaheatherly2656 5 лет назад +7

    I laughed until I cried!!!! Thanks.

    • @jameshama1354
      @jameshama1354 3 года назад

      Hello Victoria how are you doing today

  • @kmsy200
    @kmsy200 4 года назад +9

    You are so funny women. I was laughing so hard when you were reading that letter . That was hilarious 😂

    • @jameshama1354
      @jameshama1354 3 года назад

      Hello Anna how are you doing today

  • @1953jazzman
    @1953jazzman 14 лет назад +6

    Trust me! This woman is drop dead funny! Best thing I've seen come out of the South since fried chicken!!!

  • @joanjones4710
    @joanjones4710 11 дней назад

    I've watched this over & over and laughed til I cried hahaha! Thankyou hahaha 😂😂😅

  • @ickack
    @ickack 14 лет назад +5

    So funny...and not evil at all if you keep a sense of humor and are willing to accept others for who they are...

  • @suzannebutcher2967
    @suzannebutcher2967 4 года назад +7

    SHE IS HILARIOUS!!! SOUTHERN WOMEN ARE A RIOT. GOOD JOB.

    • @jameshama1354
      @jameshama1354 3 года назад

      Hello Suzanne how are you doing today

    • @suzannebutcher2967
      @suzannebutcher2967 3 года назад

      @@jameshama1354 I'm doing well James. Hope you are to. My family is from Kentucky and everybody was funny. I can tickle a funny bone to. Be good.💝

    • @jameshama1354
      @jameshama1354 3 года назад +1

      @@suzannebutcher2967 Oh that’s cool hope things are fine please say I to your family in Kentucky. I’m from California and a daughter name Amanda wish we can be friends and know more about each other

    • @jameshama1354
      @jameshama1354 3 года назад

      @@suzannebutcher2967 Hello Suzanne

  • @austinrogers4029
    @austinrogers4029 4 года назад +4

    Oh my gosh she makes me laugh so hard it’s awesome

    • @jameshama1354
      @jameshama1354 3 года назад

      Hello Austin how are you doing today

  • @Wifestyleimagenetworking
    @Wifestyleimagenetworking 10 лет назад +71

    O my Chondra!! You are soooo hilarious. Praise God for the gift of laughter!

  • @roseastern516
    @roseastern516 9 лет назад +38

    Chonda you are the best! I can't breathe, I'm laughing so hard, while watching you!

    • @jameshama1354
      @jameshama1354 3 года назад

      Hello Rose how are you doing today

  • @genevievemoore5679
    @genevievemoore5679 5 лет назад +4

    I practically died when she read the letter!!🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @TheJanWalker
    @TheJanWalker 6 лет назад +14

    I love the lady's reaction at 03:26. And I love this entire standup routine.

  • @Anne--Marie
    @Anne--Marie 4 года назад +20

    Love her wicked laugh at the end!

    • @jameshama1354
      @jameshama1354 3 года назад

      Hello Anne how are you doing today. Hope you are taking care of yourself there

    • @Anne--Marie
      @Anne--Marie 3 года назад +1

      Doing well, thank you. How are you?

  • @wendyvermette9095
    @wendyvermette9095 4 года назад +4

    I love it. And I'm laughing so hard I'm crying and chocking. My ribs are so sore from laugbing. 😂😂🤣🤣

    • @jameshama1354
      @jameshama1354 3 года назад

      Hello Wendy how are you doing today

  • @davidbjornstad7759
    @davidbjornstad7759 6 лет назад +6

    She was definitely having too much fun :D

  • @vampqueen1971
    @vampqueen1971 5 лет назад +4

    Chandra, this made my mother laugh soooooo hard.

  • @CloudyWishes
    @CloudyWishes 5 лет назад +8

    OMG this is too funny Thank you Chonda x

    • @jameshama1354
      @jameshama1354 3 года назад

      Hello Cloudy how are you doing today. Hope you are taking care of yourself

  • @donnavause6491
    @donnavause6491 2 года назад

    You help bring joy & laughter back into my life .

  • @cjcheifer994
    @cjcheifer994 3 года назад

    Hysterical! Love you, Chonda.

  • @ConnieP1263
    @ConnieP1263 11 лет назад +20

    My husband would have killed me,
    LOL I laughed so hard I was crying

    • @jameshama1354
      @jameshama1354 3 года назад

      Hello Connie how are you doing today

  • @candidezeller1638
    @candidezeller1638 4 года назад +4

    Dying laughing!!!!!!

  • @missinformation916
    @missinformation916 12 лет назад +21

    Okay, that's it...you need to tag this with a Depends warning! I about wet my pants laughing so hard! That was awesome!!!!!

  • @danieljosephking8730
    @danieljosephking8730 2 года назад

    That was great. Brightened up my day. Thanks.

  • @joyr36
    @joyr36 7 лет назад +27

    Laughter is a good medicine and this story makes me laugh no matter how many times I have heard it. I also like the story where she goes into her hotel room and there is a dead body in the bed. She tells the maid "you did not clean this room, did you".

    • @kathytokarsky4547
      @kathytokarsky4547 7 лет назад +2

      joyr36 I have not heard that one before.....can you share it?

  • @christicrenshaw2772
    @christicrenshaw2772 5 лет назад +3

    What a cute and funny story. Loved it

    • @jameshama1354
      @jameshama1354 3 года назад

      Hello Christi how are you doing today

  • @onlythetruth2063
    @onlythetruth2063 3 года назад +1

    Thank you for making me laugh so hard, found you on Huckabee

  • @SJH301983
    @SJH301983 25 дней назад

    Lol!!! Can you imagine how mad those husband's were!!!! My stomach hurts. I'm laughing so hard

  • @Panwere36
    @Panwere36 10 лет назад +18

    To quote Steve Martin from "Cheaper By The Dozen"....
    "That was wrong. Funny. But... wrong."
    Praise God for Chonda Pierce. LOL

  • @maryfrancesmcknight9587
    @maryfrancesmcknight9587 2 года назад +1

    Laughter is the best medicine.

  • @africanconservative2897
    @africanconservative2897 4 года назад +4

    🤣 romantic getaway??😂

  • @kjcsmith50
    @kjcsmith50 6 лет назад +15

    99% OF YOU DON'T HAVE A CLUE ABOUT CHONDA GROW UP SHE IS LAUGHING ALL THE WAY TO THE BANK

    • @ruthiew5276
      @ruthiew5276 5 лет назад +1

      Everyone needs a job. Plus I could say the same about my job thanks to the union I get paid way more than I should for what I do.

    • @gregorysmith9706
      @gregorysmith9706 4 года назад +2

      Ahhhh.....yes....the token hater....always at angry about someone else's accomplishments...and jealous, too....

  • @RosebudBB
    @RosebudBB 2 года назад +1

    That was just too funny!

  • @susanshira3783
    @susanshira3783 4 года назад +2

    Hey there, Chandra!!! I heard your comedy about 10 yrs ago, my age then was 52or53. Now I am 63 and infrequently experienced 'senior moments. I ask the Lord, "what is her name"? A few minutes later, the Holy spirit said, 'chandra'. As God is our witness!!!!😇😂😉🙌

  • @marilynmcclintock2974
    @marilynmcclintock2974 5 лет назад +5

    You made my morning brighter!
    Grandma Sue in central Indiana and Izzi Too

    • @jameshama1354
      @jameshama1354 3 года назад

      Hello Marilyn how are you doing today

  • @rebeccaoprea9917
    @rebeccaoprea9917 4 года назад +4

    Classic !

    • @jameshama1354
      @jameshama1354 3 года назад

      Hello Rebecca how are you doing today

  • @daviddansereau1793
    @daviddansereau1793 11 дней назад

    What a spoof on four people.
    You go gal!!!
    How to make a vacation

  • @kennethwilson4316
    @kennethwilson4316 4 года назад +10

    You should be careful if he invites you to scuba dive with him.

    • @jameshama1354
      @jameshama1354 3 года назад

      Hello Kenneth how are you doing today

  • @bean269
    @bean269 4 года назад +3

    Dedicated to my beautiful daughter Leslie, the best mother, wife, friend, a rare gem amongst us, thank you for being YOU" 🤗💕♥️

  • @vickibarry9569
    @vickibarry9569 5 лет назад +7

    Cancun! Hilarious!

    • @jameshama1354
      @jameshama1354 3 года назад

      Hello vicki how are you doing today

  • @shelbysittig1047
    @shelbysittig1047 6 месяцев назад

    That was good. I need to process my grief by going to Cancun. 😂

  • @robertwalley483
    @robertwalley483 5 месяцев назад

    I had my doubts but found her to be funny and her jokes to be very clean.

  • @thetraveler6860
    @thetraveler6860 5 лет назад +8

    3:26 these are my parents! Pretty epic

  • @sim33009
    @sim33009 4 года назад +3

    Love her.!!!

  • @amyeverett2676
    @amyeverett2676 4 года назад +1

    Lol people,i love clean comedy

  • @williamwester2161
    @williamwester2161 4 года назад +2

    🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @jameshama1354
      @jameshama1354 3 года назад

      Hello William how are you doing today

  • @maudeloechner1709
    @maudeloechner1709 9 лет назад +13

    I LOVE Chonda.................

  • @walkbyfaith2332
    @walkbyfaith2332 7 лет назад +18

    Lighten up people! It's a joke! live a little. 😂😂👌👌

  • @Brian-un6xj
    @Brian-un6xj 4 года назад +3

    the bonfire may have brought me here, but i stayed for the editing

    • @johnnyfromkaratekidsweepth2003
      @johnnyfromkaratekidsweepth2003 4 года назад +1

      Brian same the bon fire brought me here but my IQ has dropped significantly

    • @saraforney3940
      @saraforney3940 4 года назад

      Yo. Me too.

    • @saraforney3940
      @saraforney3940 4 года назад

      I’ve been to TN & they’ve got great ice. I think the road this lady walked down with her black friend was a road of mostly crystal meth lmao

  • @susangoodgine771
    @susangoodgine771 10 лет назад +20

    That was too funny!

    • @jameshama1354
      @jameshama1354 3 года назад

      Hello Susan how are you doing today

  • @lr3521
    @lr3521 5 лет назад +3

    Sounds like Forest Gump! I love her accent!

  • @steventerrell2548
    @steventerrell2548 3 года назад

    FANTASTIC 😎

  • @evelynarcher155
    @evelynarcher155 Год назад

    This is the funniest thing I've ever heard!!!

  • @susannarducci3350
    @susannarducci3350 3 года назад

    Love her!!!🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @MrCherod
    @MrCherod 6 лет назад +1

    This is one of my all time favorite clips, I must have watched this a hundred times.

  • @ritalagrenade2747
    @ritalagrenade2747 Год назад

    Wish I could find a coat like that. Real neat. Love her comedy

  • @blountfarms3660
    @blountfarms3660 3 года назад +1

    TN loves her, lmao

  • @sharonbauwens8345
    @sharonbauwens8345 9 лет назад +8

    Awesome as always Chonda!!! Love you

    • @janetchapman1972
      @janetchapman1972 5 лет назад +1

      Funny and fun,,,,,🌞🌞🌞🌞🌞

    • @jameshama1354
      @jameshama1354 3 года назад

      @@janetchapman1972 Hello Janet how are you doing today

  • @suzannepatterson307
    @suzannepatterson307 4 года назад +5

    This is hilarious

  • @lauriemogianesi3571
    @lauriemogianesi3571 4 года назад

    So cute!,,

  • @bettyswedensky1819
    @bettyswedensky1819 4 года назад +2

    Awesome.

    • @jameshama1354
      @jameshama1354 3 года назад

      Hello Betty how are you doing today

  • @Froggie247
    @Froggie247 12 лет назад +3

    lol!!! Very well done. I am going to share it with my hubby. Thank you for the giggle!! God bless.

    • @jameshama1354
      @jameshama1354 3 года назад

      Hello froggie how are you doing today

  • @rrp1996
    @rrp1996 6 лет назад +11

    Scuba Dive Team 3511! Lol

  • @1loons
    @1loons 9 лет назад +21

    I was hoping that she bought the pictures!

  • @awesomemcawesomeshorts9531
    @awesomemcawesomeshorts9531 6 лет назад +22

    As a man, I have one thing to say... That is so cruel.
    Lol.

  • @yolandaponkers1581
    @yolandaponkers1581 7 лет назад +68

    I'm gay and I found this funny! Everybody needs to calm down.

    • @antj1411
      @antj1411 5 лет назад +1

      Matt C snap my friend, snap.

    • @AquaticSkipper
      @AquaticSkipper 5 лет назад

      reddit.com/r/nobodyasked

    • @barbkeen1221
      @barbkeen1221 4 года назад

      @@markolsen7438 Here we go again, a antigay, straight, uneducated, closed minded person thinking that if you're gay, it's all about the physical part. News flash backwoods man, it's not!🤦‍♀️ So quit projecting YOUR issues onto someone else! 😠

    • @markolsen7438
      @markolsen7438 4 года назад

      @@barbkeen1221 My point was and is, There was no need to tell anyone he was gay, it has no bearing on whether it was funny or not. Go crawl back in your hole

  • @gaamatsu4dewin
    @gaamatsu4dewin Год назад

    Laughed so hard I threw up. :)
    Omg 'Sir this is Cancun, You do not have to explain'.

  • @perryfranciscaravello134
    @perryfranciscaravello134 2 года назад +1

    Crackle crackle ❤️

  • @robinjohnson5014
    @robinjohnson5014 Год назад

    Chandra is a funny
    Clean comedian

  • @sherricoffman
    @sherricoffman 13 дней назад

    Lol 😆 🤣 😂 😹 MuchLove

  • @joyr36
    @joyr36 8 лет назад +1

    This is my favorite story of hers.

  • @aimeetahon6744
    @aimeetahon6744 4 года назад

    I would love to see them

  • @adkennell
    @adkennell 13 лет назад

    Hillarous!!!

  • @rich3262
    @rich3262 6 лет назад +3

    The cuts in this are making me epileptic. Crackle Crackle.

  • @davidmilner5981
    @davidmilner5981 6 лет назад +31

    Crackle crackle

  • @BlackSwan912
    @BlackSwan912 6 лет назад +6

    That woman is pure evil! Damn that was funny

  • @zoryarae
    @zoryarae 12 лет назад +2

    I. can't. breathe. *gasps* Laughing. too. hard!

  • @Angela-jg6gv
    @Angela-jg6gv 17 дней назад

    😂❤

  • @TrainTrackTrav
    @TrainTrackTrav 11 лет назад +3

    8:55 evil laugh. That is quite screwed up, and absolutely hilarious!

  • @Nargon46
    @Nargon46 4 года назад

    Omg 🤣

  • @kimberlypotts516
    @kimberlypotts516 3 года назад +1

    God bless chonda love her for she is a hoot and such a Godly woman than a trump woman cause i saw her on hucklabee

    • @jameshama1354
      @jameshama1354 3 года назад

      Hello Kimberly how are you doing today

  • @buckmaybelle
    @buckmaybelle 9 месяцев назад

    Love ❤you