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  • Опубликовано: 23 янв 2022

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  • @mikec5309
    @mikec5309 2 года назад +2555

    "you're under arrest for... whatever that was."

  • @davec3651
    @davec3651 2 года назад +1472

    Hmm, seems more confused than impressed. The short dude seemed impressed.

  • @First_name_Last_name.
    @First_name_Last_name. 2 года назад +203

    Legends are still waiting for the part where she was impressed.

  • @jonathanunlimited
    @jonathanunlimited 2 года назад +78

    "How to weird people out"...

  • @texking3000
    @texking3000 2 года назад +278

    More impressed with his confidence to wear them pants

    • @DallasBaldys
      @DallasBaldys 2 года назад +6

      Right hahahah

    • @ruthlessRod1000
      @ruthlessRod1000 2 года назад +2

      That is the new style, I've only seen women wearing them.but I'm guessing they made a men's version

    • @koyatakiga6342
      @koyatakiga6342 2 года назад +1

      🤣🤣🤣

    • @yikes3430
      @yikes3430 2 года назад +1

      😭

    • @aaaaffffr3888
      @aaaaffffr3888 2 года назад +1

      😂😂😂😂😂

  • @russlockard2699
    @russlockard2699 2 года назад +392

    I'm sure they were just overwhelmed with pleasure to have their conversation interrupted by your need for attention.

    • @solarpony
      @solarpony 2 года назад +10

      Conversation = fraternizing on the job

    • @kevingome2137
      @kevingome2137 2 года назад +7

      Your the type of person everyone hates

    • @SaltyPeanutz
      @SaltyPeanutz 2 года назад +8

      @@kevingome2137 You're the type of person who is easily amused. Like a showing a magic trick to a monkey.

    • @russlockard2699
      @russlockard2699 2 года назад +2

      @@solarpony ruclips.net/video/1X4hgrBjw-U/видео.html
      So you're the Karen this was based from... I always wondered.

    • @nottodaylilbaldhead
      @nottodaylilbaldhead 2 года назад +3

      @@solarpony right and they need to be written up lol for failure to carryout job duties.

  • @jaybird990
    @jaybird990 2 года назад +305

    "Dont recommend this channel"

  • @James-yp9bg
    @James-yp9bg 2 года назад +25

    "How to impress a female cop"
    Show her she's the Andy to your Woody and this is what happens when she's coming...

  • @HuwPewPew
    @HuwPewPew 2 года назад +751

    Lol all those amazing dance moves and you chose to lay on the floor to impress a girl?

  • @andrekennedy5973
    @andrekennedy5973 2 года назад +291

    how to get laughed at.

  • @tiffanytrantham8551
    @tiffanytrantham8551 2 года назад +4

    She deadass looked at him like "bruh"

  • @SympNurseLife
    @SympNurseLife 2 года назад +1

    She probably already has those three officers trying to impress her during regular shifts😂😂💯

  • @1jazzyphae
    @1jazzyphae 2 года назад +65

    😭🤣🤣🤣🤣that face doesn't say impressed. Ladies this is why you have to communicate with guys very precisely.

    • @brotherdj777
      @brotherdj777 2 года назад +2

      Can you imagine being in hell, with no way out for eternity? Being tormented in flames. Weeping and gnashing your teeth. Turn to Jesus.

  • @patreeky5975
    @patreeky5975 2 года назад +491

    Why did you even post this

    • @youtubeblows326
      @youtubeblows326 2 года назад +16

      FR

    • @russgaudett
      @russgaudett 2 года назад +11

      Why did you reply to it?

    • @DeaconYomouf
      @DeaconYomouf 2 года назад +13

      For the same reason you did

    • @cmeme2098
      @cmeme2098 2 года назад +3

      He’s confuse that’s why

    • @youtubeblows326
      @youtubeblows326 2 года назад +13

      @@cmeme2098 because he touches himself at night that's why

  • @xMisterDan
    @xMisterDan 2 года назад +1

    She looked more freaked out than impressed, pal.

  • @kingn00b99
    @kingn00b99 2 года назад +27

    She was like “well okay”

  • @socal-trojan-cowboysfan6925
    @socal-trojan-cowboysfan6925 2 года назад +221

    She wasn’t impressed, she was more like “what is this Soy Boy doing making a fool outta himself “ 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤷‍♂️💯

    • @suzq2744
      @suzq2744 2 года назад +5

      You’re projecting

    • @yagami87
      @yagami87 2 года назад +2

      Lmao!! So true!

    • @Moose803
      @Moose803 2 года назад +1

      Soy boy lmao 🤣😂😆

    • @ReasonAboveEverything
      @ReasonAboveEverything 2 года назад +1

      @@suzq2744 nah, it was lame as fuck.

    • @suzq2744
      @suzq2744 2 года назад

      @@Moose803 guys who eat soy are
      hot. Eating meat doesn’t make you manly.
      In fact it can cause erectile dysfunction

  • @juanramos4473
    @juanramos4473 2 года назад +27

    The circus 🎪 want your location 🤡👍

  • @barrysmith1741
    @barrysmith1741 2 года назад

    Short cop was looking like he was ready to battle 😂

  • @leseanwalston7916
    @leseanwalston7916 2 года назад

    Lmao yea right she looked at him like "tf wrong with this fool😕🚶‍♀️"

  • @kailidovas9562
    @kailidovas9562 2 года назад +126

    Y ou, also impressed the male cops

  • @Ontharock
    @Ontharock 2 года назад +95

    That didn’t impress anybody, they actually arrested him. He had Ecstasy / molly on him. Don’t do drugs people.

  • @neb3757
    @neb3757 2 года назад +6

    I was so drunk I didn't know i was trying to drive a Peleton home. That impressed the hell out of a female cop.

  • @michellejohnson9177
    @michellejohnson9177 2 года назад

    Whole new meaning to *"GET DOWN ON THE GROUND!!"*

  • @CarlAquaForce
    @CarlAquaForce 2 года назад +45

    I wish my girl looked at me like that short cop was looking at him.😂

  • @AlexsaurusRex
    @AlexsaurusRex 2 года назад +38

    This guy just neatly folded himself away, winked and said, "imagine me doing your laundry"

  • @JAMESYBOY.
    @JAMESYBOY. 2 года назад

    Lol the guy standing next to her was far more impressed 🤣

  • @iyamwhite3931
    @iyamwhite3931 2 года назад

    If he was black,it'd be ..QUIT RESISTING! BLAM BLAM BANG BANG CHOOGACHOOOGACHOOGA.

  • @MrGabrielJude
    @MrGabrielJude 2 года назад +38

    “Impressed” has various interpretations.. the expression on her face was not one of them. 😂

    • @TopBillinSports
      @TopBillinSports 2 года назад

      He literally made her smile

    • @dwatsonj
      @dwatsonj 2 года назад +1

      @@TopBillinSports Yea... that awkward smile Lol
      More of an "...okay then.. anyways" smile

    • @TopBillinSports
      @TopBillinSports 2 года назад

      @@dwatsonj - That’s your impression as a hater. She would probably see you and frown, though, so at least he did something. Female cops always act hard period, and she was with nothing but male cops and still copped a smile.

    • @dwatsonj
      @dwatsonj 2 года назад

      @@TopBillinSports I think there has to be some kinda hate involved to be a hater?
      Anyway I can't tell if you have an emo haircut, sitting by a window staring out it(and youtubing), or if you're the boy in this video "impressing" adults with a move Lol

    • @dwatsonj
      @dwatsonj 2 года назад

      @@TopBillinSports Take this and call it a night 🍺🍪

  • @mattferrigno9750
    @mattferrigno9750 2 года назад +22

    They all looked at you like "This dude is on drugs!" This is far from impressive and more like idiotic. If this is how you pick up woman I feel bad for you son.

    • @israelitefromthetribeofiss8392
      @israelitefromthetribeofiss8392 2 года назад

      It’s called dancing you can’t dance therefore you should try to learn . it’s not his fault you don’t have a talent or ability

    • @ronbuil6923
      @ronbuil6923 2 года назад

      Damn dude it is impressive though, get a life

    • @razorblade413
      @razorblade413 2 года назад

      Is a SIMP what can you expect from a guy that doesn't have self esteem and his life goes around women 🤦‍♂️

  • @leomslim3311
    @leomslim3311 2 года назад

    " hands up " under arrest for impressive moves 👌 😃

  • @johnperez6972
    @johnperez6972 2 года назад +1

    How to increase your chances to get thrown out of store by cops 🕺🕺🕺🤣🤣🤣

  • @dianneclarke-thomas6208
    @dianneclarke-thomas6208 2 года назад +4

    Lolololz! Those cops looked at him like he was crazy!!! …. Why the hell did this guy just fold up on the ground!! 😂

  • @christopherfinch4992
    @christopherfinch4992 2 года назад +37

    How do you impress someone while wearing a diaper….

  • @junito1008
    @junito1008 2 года назад

    Dude, You impressed the male officer way more than the woman !! 😂

  • @icuabc1235
    @icuabc1235 2 года назад +2

    Wal Mart is full of wonders

  • @budz5838
    @budz5838 2 года назад +23

    More like scared them away thinking ur "special"

  • @palerider4629
    @palerider4629 2 года назад +14

    Great, now hes going to try to sue Walmart.

  • @R3alalityCh3ck
    @R3alalityCh3ck 2 года назад

    I'm impressed my darn self. Got up with ease.

  • @hello_Blake_Alan
    @hello_Blake_Alan 2 года назад +3

    This is perfect. I tried this and it worked!
    I got some guy to do a lame falling dance move while I stood next to him and she laughed at the guy on the floor and then asked me if I would like to walk away from this embarrassment. Thanks!

  • @Dr.Westside
    @Dr.Westside 2 года назад +7

    She seemed about as impressed as I do .

  • @ItWazWritten
    @ItWazWritten 2 года назад +13

    Her hands said "okay?"

  • @virtual153
    @virtual153 2 года назад

    They weren't impressed, they were tryna get away from you 😆

  • @timidjawa6324
    @timidjawa6324 2 года назад

    Impress my ass, lol. She prolly thought "damn, what a fool" .

  • @TheOne-yc1wt
    @TheOne-yc1wt 2 года назад +5

    He didnt just lay his jacket on the ground he laid his whole self 😂

  • @princeyawann3378
    @princeyawann3378 2 года назад +19

    I wish these videos were longer ✊🏾✊🏾✊🏾

    • @SantosRiveraPR75
      @SantosRiveraPR75 2 года назад +5

      I wish they never do it.

    • @edski8536
      @edski8536 2 года назад +1

      @@SantosRiveraPR75 I agree... These short, dumb clips are one reason I deactivated my FB account. 😞😖😣🤦🙆

  • @davidkunkle3262
    @davidkunkle3262 2 года назад

    That woman was like back up he's about to unleash his hidden jutsu.

  • @user-qz7ku6xw3s
    @user-qz7ku6xw3s 2 года назад

    The black cop instant walks away 😂 😂

  • @solojoe1193
    @solojoe1193 2 года назад +11

    She didn’t look very impressed to me 😂

  • @rashidaabdullah6176
    @rashidaabdullah6176 2 года назад +3

    She was impressed. Lol! Saw the blush!

  • @Neverforgethaiti
    @Neverforgethaiti 2 года назад

    Who else watched this video clip more than once ???? LMFAO !!!! 🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @Neverforgethaiti
    @Neverforgethaiti 2 года назад

    The female cop : "I do not have a fucking clue what the fuck that was but you are under arrest for it !!!!" 👮‍♀️🤣👮‍♀️🤣

  • @joetatoesniff9525
    @joetatoesniff9525 2 года назад +5

    More moves needed

    • @descargaelbano
      @descargaelbano 2 года назад +1

      Absolutely, this wasn't very impressive. He needs to watch gilstrap TV and fart in their face at the same time

  • @mikeznel6048
    @mikeznel6048 2 года назад +3

    He was going for the male officer with the Sargent stripes.

  • @inklifefloridatattootv181
    @inklifefloridatattootv181 2 года назад

    😂the cop in the back took cover “not sure what he’s going to pop back up with”

  • @rodneyalexander9097
    @rodneyalexander9097 Год назад

    Impressed her? Ummmm....ok!! The rest of the day she had Shania Twain's "That don't impress me much" stuck in her head!! 😂

  • @anijp9275
    @anijp9275 2 года назад +5

    Damn i wish i could do that im in love with my city female cop she's do gorgeous

    • @TheHitman-
      @TheHitman- 2 года назад +6

      Walk up to her and ask when she is free to get together, set a date and get outta there with as few words as possible. Don't call or text to confirm unless you want to be ghosted or stood up. Good luck.

    • @SlickArmor
      @SlickArmor 2 года назад

      Don't be a simp take the mans advice above.

    • @qbanz00
      @qbanz00 2 года назад

      “FBI, OPEN UP !”

    • @moneymakinmitch8130
      @moneymakinmitch8130 2 года назад

      break the law and hope she shows up at your doorstep

    • @razorblade413
      @razorblade413 2 года назад

      women dont like beta male provider SIMP. Only likes bad boy so treat her bad, forget love.

  • @Pankaj_Bhaardwaj
    @Pankaj_Bhaardwaj 2 года назад +12

    Very good brother you did this in front of the policeman so nice

  • @Voltis-5
    @Voltis-5 2 года назад +1

    If by impressed you mean embarrassed, then yes. She's very impressed 👍

  • @berrex5152
    @berrex5152 2 года назад

    My feet, Knee caps and ankles all exploded watching this

  • @GamingGamer22
    @GamingGamer22 2 года назад +4

    "I feared for my life"

  • @Funibert-Fox
    @Funibert-Fox 2 года назад +13

    Absolutly impressive.

  • @aimyemcdowell
    @aimyemcdowell 2 года назад

    She was "drop dead" gorgeous... Knocked him off his feet. 😂😂. All that without saying a word. 👍

  • @CHARLIE-MF-BROWN
    @CHARLIE-MF-BROWN 2 года назад +2

    Tahaha.. She's like, "Ok..." lmao. Nice job fly guy.

  • @jasonleon1976
    @jasonleon1976 2 года назад +3

    Impressed?🤣 more like wtf 🙄

  • @bradholtzclaw3768
    @bradholtzclaw3768 2 года назад +4

    It's similar to letting air out of a tire. He just deflates

  • @johnrambo6010
    @johnrambo6010 2 года назад

    When I saw this in the reels I thought he was getting tasered 😂😂

  • @BillytheKid213
    @BillytheKid213 2 года назад

    I saw no expression of being impressed but ok. She was more like wtf is wrong with this guy 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @marks6290
    @marks6290 2 года назад +3

    Weird

  • @Mf-wolf
    @Mf-wolf 2 года назад +3

    Shhheeesh this is cringe

  • @KatBlack07
    @KatBlack07 2 года назад

    You gave them all their probably much needed laugh for the day. 🤣🤣🤣

  • @alonzo5.040
    @alonzo5.040 2 года назад

    “Your under arrest for making me sick” 😡

  • @adrianchavez0928
    @adrianchavez0928 2 года назад +1

    You want to impress a female cop… “Act like you fainted.. Then show off your Ballerina skills”
    Psa Works EVERYTIME.

  • @wizzlemane7308
    @wizzlemane7308 2 года назад

    She was disgusted, but couldn't turn away.

  • @pantheratigris3765
    @pantheratigris3765 2 года назад

    "We got a male suspect with black hoodie"...over.

  • @michaelchavez8531
    @michaelchavez8531 2 года назад

    When you get a ticket for being awkward AF in public 😂

  • @TheRealAdam1012
    @TheRealAdam1012 2 года назад

    Who told him them jeans were cool?! 😱😂😂🤣

  • @lowellirish
    @lowellirish 2 года назад

    No...she just thinks your ridiculous...and is laughing AT you...as we all are....

  • @randomshiiitt
    @randomshiiitt 2 года назад

    The girl was like: that's awesome! Could you turn around and put your hands where I can see them;

  • @kepler240
    @kepler240 2 года назад

    They immediately took him to jail for public intoxication

  • @duhfaq2614
    @duhfaq2614 2 года назад +1

    Javierr: watch this beautiful 😉
    Fat 👮‍♂️: HE HAS A GUN !!!

  • @meezee5396
    @meezee5396 2 года назад

    Don't look too impressed 🤣😁 . PRACTICE MAKES PERFECT . KEEP UP GOOD WORK

  • @BruhNut
    @BruhNut 2 года назад

    “GET ON THE GROUND”
    Him: Aight

  • @martinguerra8912
    @martinguerra8912 Год назад

    “Here’s your No Trespassing Order sir.”

  • @YoungIroh
    @YoungIroh 2 года назад

    I'd arrest him for public disturbance

  • @edprince9848
    @edprince9848 2 года назад

    The hate in these comments is unreal ... She was impressed . This made my morning 🌄. Good interaction with some cops not negativity . Salute them All .

  • @Exaggerates
    @Exaggerates 2 года назад

    He hit her with the 100°F ice cream melt move

  • @tommyeverly1526
    @tommyeverly1526 2 года назад

    Wow she was definitely impressed

  • @beatnu3827
    @beatnu3827 2 года назад

    Dude cops were more impressed than she was lmao 😂

  • @steveTGO
    @steveTGO 2 года назад

    Idk that it impressed that Cop chick, but, I'm definitely impressed !!!!

  • @tettu_n.n
    @tettu_n.n 2 года назад

    Officer: ***SHOOT FIRE , SHOOT FIRE !!

  • @coreywiley9826
    @coreywiley9826 2 года назад

    Dude turned into a fold up chair for a second lol

  • @milesgentry850
    @milesgentry850 2 года назад

    Dammit man..my knees cried😂😲😪

  • @LilRoad
    @LilRoad 2 года назад +1

    Mans turned liquid

  • @SameerHaytam
    @SameerHaytam 2 года назад

    Should be arrested for being a "smooth criminal"

  • @mattc8852
    @mattc8852 2 года назад +2

    Dude loves Walmart

  • @ray7419
    @ray7419 2 года назад

    I’m pretty sure she was just laughing at the fool.

  • @smokebogeys4876
    @smokebogeys4876 2 года назад

    She smiled.... that counts. Lol

  • @jasonmcelroy1938
    @jasonmcelroy1938 2 года назад

    Both my ACL's blew out just watching this.

  • @punknhead23
    @punknhead23 2 года назад

    The last thing she looked like was impressed.