Iliza Shlesinger on Girls' Night - Iliza Shlesinger: War Paint
HTML-код
- Опубликовано: 29 сен 2024
- Iliza Shlesinger: War Paint is out now on Apple TV, Amazon Prime Video, Dish, DirectTV, Spectrum, Google Play and more! You can also listen to the album on SiriusXM, Spotify, Amazon Music, Apple Music, Pandora and more!
Watch FREE Comedy 24/7 on the Comedy Dynamics Channel!
bit.ly/ComedyD...
Watch now: bit.ly/2UfQNa7
Audio: orcd.co/warpaint
Listen to the Comedy Dynamics Daily podcast!
bit.ly/3jx8HSD
Watch Comedy Dynamics stand-up for FREE on Samsung TV Channel 1338!
Follow Comedy Dynamics on social media!
Facebook: / comedydynamics
Twitter: / comedydynamics
Instagram: / comedydynamics
www.comedydynam...
I work in a office filled with young women and we all DIED laughing to this. Every single one us has either done this or been in that same exact situation! Love her!
Because mentally, you’re still in grade school.
@@poopingwhilestanding5801 Not wrong, shes making fun of girls. Not women.
Iliza: *low voice* “BECKY”
Me: *laughs so hard I’m crying*
I lost it at that too
I did that laugh where you wheeze almost painfully 😂
it was no relationship, stated by majesty herself
AAAAAAAAAAAAAND WHAT FUCKING LIE ?!?!???
Always gotta hate on us Becky’s! Lol
She's not as bad as people say, I found her funny
You probably like Justin Bieber and carrot top too
Ugh, she's pretty bad. and in small cities she charges 55 bucks a seat, are you kidding me? omg
Why? We hate each other. TRUTH
I love the demon voice.
That last bit was awesome!🤣🤣🤣
Ever heard of the term "Man Hunting" to get your friend a date... YEP it's a thing.
I am LIVING for her outfit
Just found this. It's great.
Brilliant comedian! One of the funniest out there!
i love when she does the goat noises . hilarious 😂
My favorite part is the painted on pants. Those were brilliant.
I've watched this a lotta times and it always cracks me up... especially the sheep / goat-ish sound she makes... it never gets old... well she's #2 though on my list... Anjelah johnson's #1 for me... Or maybe coz she's Latina... Well... love 'em both... :-P
This is actually really good! Very funny.
I love Iliza. She's witty, and she doesn't bullshit.
She looks like the grinch daughter！This is so awesome！
“Where’s your brother” died lol
I literally hear her voice in my head sometimes.
I love her.
The way she changes up from the goat call to the Linda Blair Exorcist voice on a dime makes me think she's possessed!
Love your comedy!
Keep it up.
And this is why I'm happy being without a crowd. Everyone is two-faced. I went through all that drama and have decided not to go there in my latter years.
I always figured the goat noise was a commentary on that fake ass laugh sme girls do, but either way I love it.
better than eminem :D lol i love your stand-ups
That jeans is on point
Mom, look what I CAUGHT
wheres your brother hahahahahaha i died.
Amen sister
A+ shes funny as hell!
I have never seen anyone more obsessed with talking like a cartoon character.
A lot of women are not funny but this chick is hilarious.
5:00 wheres ur brother!!😂😂😂
LEGEND
This is sooo funny
I just watched War Paint on Netflix, and she was good, but why the goat sound? Does she keep doing that in her other shows?
My best friend and I spent a Friday sleepover stalking guys at school on Instagram 😂 because the dumbassess had public accounts 😂
very true
She's hilarious. You can see a lot of that Dane Cook style in her act but what the hell. She funny. " goat sounds"
She like Dane cook......I hate Dane cook........I really hate Dane cook.
+Rathalos I don't like him either but he's fucking hilarious. Almost the same goes for her.
so that's why I like her...
Dane Cook is a joke thief.
that's it the female dane cook. just talking with a microphone but forgetting to be funny
Lol this hole thing is so true for me
Patrice O'Neal said it best "Why does she need to be funny?" As in attractive women never needed to be funny/entertaining so their just not. I have no doubt she's trying to break the mold. Good lucky with that shit.
Who needs funny when you have the 3rd grade knowledge of the difference between there, their and they’re?
Um ok....
Females comedians are seriously like never funny.
Her low voice is hilarious
Bitchhhhhhhhh y’all thinkin’ that I’m out here not hearing ya? Mmmm’kayyyy gurl 😂😂😂
Love ya really she’s so funny x
That goat sound never gets old!
+Dmitri Kozlowsky Lol...Ah yes...because Robert is and he should know better.
Robert Jones 😂 ikr
Horrible
Funny as hell. MIght also be a dolphin! Sounds like Flipper to me.
Dolphin does it for me
It's actually way too fucking true to be funny. I'd be laughing if I wasn't so annoyed... like the phrases she said are 100% spot on. that is how some girls talk, down to the tone of voice
Sally M Well yeah, that’s why it’s funny. Though it’s a shame she portrays this behavior as just “girls”, in general. While I’ve met women like the ones she’s describing in her bits, I have not ever been the type of girl she describes or had any friends who behaved like this (acquaintances at most). But despite not quite being able to relate, I find her timing & delivery make it funny anyway, lol.
still not funny
Ikr
I love so much not living in US.
Shes smart and funny :)
5:01 = Female perspective of Rap God
Jace Carsonne fr tho
I swear😂💯💯
Jace Carsonne omgggggggggggg 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂that’s sooo good and trueeee
Exactly what I was thinking 😂😂😂
Actually here is the real deal:
ruclips.net/video/kxEjXuZ2Mpo/видео.html
Nice try though
this chic is wayyyyyyyy funnier then amy schumer!
+Jared Bombly AGREED!
+Nathaniel Wildstone ++++++
Jared Bombly low bar
And the sad irony is that she won, and Amy placed 4th or something.
Jared Bombly can't wait for Schumer to start ripping her off
I just adore that goat noise, if she did that and nothing else for a forty minute routine I'd pay good money to watch
+TheHatedHater Except in that case you'd be the one cashing out, you sewer dwelling croc, you.
Definitely the best part of her routine.
Must be some weird-sounding goats where you live.
You're the kinda person wrong with society probably bothering people you come across
@@zzz7zzz9 You have no idea.
A standup version Jenna Marbles.
Mike Harris love Jenna
So true!
Omg yes!!!
Jenna marbles is sometimes funny, but she makes for the content not the humor. This comedian is all about the humor.
@@kaitlynsnow5249 i agree, though you gotta admit her chemistry with Julien is actually amazing and funny
I love her signature sheep impression when talking about girls lol
Isnain khan U thought it was a porpoise... LOL ... others think it is a goat
wayne Last she said before that “girls are like a herd of drunk, retarded sheep”
You are a sheep if you believe alqaida did 9/11.
I thought it was a squirrel noise
@@Rytoast99 yet it's a dolphin sound.
I don't understand why so many people don't like her, especially the girls on here. As a female myself, I have to say it confuses me considering I adore this woman. She's smart, funny, and really knows how to make you smile and enjoy yourself. I won't get angry or rude for anyone having their own opinion, because you are entitled to it, but I still don't understand it. Especially because some of you are getting these opinions from things you have heard. As someone who makes a living by bringing enjoyment to people, aka being famous, people are going to make up rumors and nasty things. That's part of the job. Though, it doesn't mean that any of these rumors are in any way true.
she has great material but her acting is over the top... She has a nice voice but instead she keeps making up horrible horrible voices and mucking up her delivery.. I have seen it with many a comedian before... she should talk normally 70% of the time at least and use the fakevoice for specific things..
I love her as well! She is just perfect. She makes me laugh harder than any other comedian
Inbred Gremlin if she makes you laugh harder than any comedian, you have not seen any other comedian. The fact that you consider her stunning may be your the reason you just laugh at whatever she says, the same way I would if my intention was to sleep with her.
Hmm, I guess there is one comedian that I think is funnier. Josh Blue. Why does it bother you so much that I find her funny to where you feel the need to comment? Let me guess, someone hurt your feelings and you need to get some anger out over the internet like a big boy.
dejuanptv Pretty much this.
I love the finisher on this bit. You can tell she's really put in the time as a comic to perfect her craft.
+Nathaniel Wildstone Agreeeed!
Her impression of a Goat is top notch
Sure, if that goat lives in water and is named flipper.
that's the best part
3:22
BECKY
It caught me off guard
WHERE'S YOUR BROTHER?!?!?!?!?!?!?!
Sandra Sànchez damn
That goddamn demon voice kills me as much as the sheep one
I'm a dude and think she's hilarious! Dont like it? Dont watch it, simple.
but you have to watch it to find out if you like it
Who the fuck asked you?
awesome reply dummy
You talk like you're sharting out of your mouth.
I know I'm amusing. FYI, you're not. Yuo = #TRIGGERED
her imitating her friend is so funny
Centennial 😂 true
It bothers me when people criticize stand up just because they can't relate to it. I appreciate the fact someone was observant enough to notice stupid funny shit that happens in their day to day life, and that they had the balls to say it out loud with the intent of making others laugh. Lighten up people dont get so b-hurt ok
Mom look at what I caught
She's good. She packs in the jokes almost like stream of consciousness instead of a written act.
The whole “you know who I hate” thing is sooo accurate for high school especially the “even though I’m wearing her top and she drove me” part
This is like the best joke I've seen. My girls and I are exactly this haha
You and your girls must be the disgusting fat women in the bar who sit and drink wine while uncomfortably staring at the other people who didn't have to pay to get into the bar
That's exactly us ! Hating on the chicks that get free drinks while me and my fat drink our sorrows away. 😂😂 complaining that the bar stool isn't wide enough for one of our butt cheeks let alone both.
you do realize then that you are the joke right?
+nicolas martinez well if I am I'm glad I can make people laugh :)
+Michelle Castillo Its funny because its true.
I almost choked when she yelled "Where's your brother?"
We Facebook stalk you
The crowd: HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHA
everyone watching:
I keep reading that "guys don't like her" comment, she's hilarious and on point. I'm a guy, I love GOOD stand-up. She's great.
I love it when she does the goat noises.
@@rossfriedman7697 she said girls(some) are like a bunch of drunk sheep in a previous line/joke.
Wheres your brother?? Lmfao
She's not funny. She has good jokes, but she does the thing that all bad comedians do: Put on a false persona. Most female comedians do this for some reason, and most bad male comedians do it as well. Learn execution and stop trying to pretend you're someone you're not because it seems too insecure to be funny.
What do you think about Louis CK? Does he put on a persona?
No. Louis CK is genuinely fucked up if you look at his serious interviews. Dane Cook is a good example of this kind of comedy on the male side
Stephen Colbert? Jim Carrey? Dave Chapelle?
Part of the problem is that her audience was a bunch of fucktards. A lot of her transitions were funny but the audience didn't make a sound. She wasn't getting laughs at points where this act previously had in other performances... tough room. She picked up on the tough room, and tried a little too hard. 2:55, 4:10, 4:50.
This performance would have been a lot better if she had had an audience that perceived more of the funny subtleties of her act.
Not bad advice.. Funny to you and funny to me though, can be different things.
How do u know she has a false persona? Maybe that's the way she acts. Plus everyone knows that comics exaggerate their personalities in order to be "larger than life" on stage. I'm not saying you have to be fake, but you def have to project more of an outgoing character on stage.
She won Last Comic Standing...
I find her funny.
it is definitely geared more to women, I find like 3 male comics funny... I cant relate to what they say because they are talking to other men. Thats what is happening here.
@@PrivateAccountXSG She's not trying to be sexist. She's just saying since she's a girl, she can relate more to a girl than a guy.
@@jeremiahdarnell1797 that's not really an intellectual argument
@@PrivateAccountXSG In what way is yours?
@@jeremiahdarnell1797 because mine pointed out the failures in her logic.
@@PrivateAccountXSG but it's illogical because your making an incorrect statement by saying she's sexist
Other ladies might not like her because she calls us out and reveals our secrets lol. She is amazing and hysterical!
Iliza freaking kills me! She's hysterical
Where was the funny part I must have missed it
@@3to1media yup..All I could think about is what she'd be like on a date...or in bed.
Me: She looks familiar
Iliza: Making that sheep sound shit
Me: Ah ha, knew I saw her before
"Let's lez up." Oh YEAH!!! I always knew that's what girls do after a girls night out.
Morpheus "lez out." And no, we generally don't. That's the joke - she was referencing the tired cultural trope.
RUclipsName Not you. But some girls do Lez up. I seen it happen with friends. Awesome.
She not only is the funniest woman comedian I have ever heard, but she really analyzes men and women in a seemingly amazing correct way and her energy she exudes at every performance is felt. ⭐ material!
She is VERY good! I see a HUGE future for this woman! Hilarious.
Hello , I am from future .
Oh yeah, where is she? Another low class western women!
She's okay. There's some parts in this which I find funny and some I'm just like 'meh,' I got to admit though, some of this shit is dead-on and some is...uh no. Overall, I give her a 6.5, She's has some good material and her comedic timing is pretty spot on but her energy could be a little better. I think her recent work is a lot cleaner.
Haha! That family guy episode comes to mind:
🎶 "Men! We know how to be friends!" 🎶
XD
I just discovered her today and I have already seen a bunch of her stand-up. I love her. 😁
When she talks SUPER fast and goes "Let's les out"😂🙈🙊
The end part made me laugh sooooo hard, I like her :)
Excellent except missed opportunity for one final goat bleat. Baaaaa.
“Mum look what I caught” *like the cat*
MOM LOOK WHAT I GOT
There’s some genuine originality about her stand ups
She and Bill Burr should do a relationship show where they dissect couples.
this is highly accurate. And she's funny
I saw ILIZA a few months ago at the Comedy store she was fucking hilarious.
I’m here because of that annoying tik tok commercial on Snapchat.
I love her she is funny, hot, and doesn't apologize for any of it!
Women being like this is literally why I'm single lol
The reason why some of you are saying it's not funny is because you are all male. You can't relate because you don't understand how true this is.
Actually no. It's simply not funny.
***** Are you male?
***** Well that's not what I said at all.
***** Not just because she's female-because she's female and talking about things that, for the most part, only women can understand or relate to. If a male comedian talks about things that _anyone_ can understand or relate to, then anyone could possibly him funny.
I'm a girl and I don't find her funny at all. She's only playing on the female stereotypes that all other stand up comedians use. The "all girls hate each other" comedy trope is cliche as hell.
I forgot how funny/sexy/smart she is. Where has she been? I haven't seen her since the Weakly News...
"Sure let's les out- *where's your brother* "
-the bisexual laughing hysterically at 2:47am
Iliza's friend probably will not call her on Friday
She should be a goddamn auctioneer. She can talk lightning fast. I love it
She is hilarious I've seen war paint and freezing hot and they were both hysterical she is so smart and funny I love the sheep sound she makes and she makes fun of other women and men she is just a cool chick all around and I love her dog
tik tok ruins everything
That is insane to see how you can use a technique perfected by george carlin and just apply it to every imaginable topic. Respect to her for understanding the underlying comedic effect and using it on her routine. Not even remotely saying she stole the joke, but this is just paying homage to one of the greats.
Yesterday her show "War paint" was on Dutch television ... She is so beautiful AND funny ... Wonderful combination ...
She's hilarious.The reason guys don't like her is because she is not only gorgeous but funny,smart and independent and they don't know how to handle a woman who doesn't slave for the attention of men.I've seen so many unfunny male comedians get praise for their awful jokes just because they're men and comediennes get hated on just because they're woman.I don't understand why people think gender determines whether you are funny or not.Iliza is amazing and I love her
she literally said in war paint 90% of her and girls' time is devoted to getting the attention of guys.
Of course there are shitty comics out there whether it be male or female,but have you even fucking read any of the comments? "women are not funny" "Everytime I want to prove women are unfunny I show them this video" "She proves women can't do comedy but she has a nice ass tho" I would fucking love to say that people get truly judged on their comedic abilities all the time,and if you don't like her that's fine I really don't give a shit,good for you for actually judging comics on their material but in that case this comment was not directed towards you.It was directed towards the sexist assholes who as soon as they see a woman up on that stage they claim its complete shit without even considering that she might have talent.
She's as funny as Margaret Cho, Jeneane Garofalo, and Tina Fey. In other words, not funny at all. I'm not going to laugh at crap material just because she's got tits.
-jcr
You obviously do, snowflake.
Plenty of girls don't like her! And of course gender doesn't determines whether you are funny or not!
And get the fuck out of her with your ignorant feminist generalizations and propaganda! Trying to make it about her being gorgeous, funny, smart and independent and that guys can't handle that. A lot of men WANT a women with those exact qualities! But that's beside the point.
You having bad taste and low standards in humor, does not make her funny.
And her being smart? I doubt it based on her material. Independent?! I doubt that too based on her statements, she probably expects the man to pay for the dinner if she's on a date etc.
OMG this is bank!! Where has she been all my life?! This clip is her best, imho. I'd love to see her live show!