And as they recreate the artifacts of Disney world in their museums, an automated and highly advanced copyright enforcement droid will awaken on the moon and devastate all those who would not pay royalties to a now dead off-shore bank account.
Historians will think that the ancient moon copyright enforcement drone was some sort of robotic police force that fined people for using the rat's image for unauthorized and malicious purposes in the future.
Well, in the old pagan temples there were colorful statues and processions, cheerful or emotional music, they told tales about wonders and they also sold food and trinkets or lucky charms.
I do legitimately wonder if people from a post-post-apocalyptic future would even recognize Mickey as a mouse at all. Like, he really doesn't look anything like one, and it's debatable how well future historians would be able to translate whatever words we leave behind into their own languages.
@@thepikamence1250 Aztecs were alive and still mantaining their culture to some extend for long after they were conquered. Their language has survived until today (but evolved) and we can read documents from the time and several descriptions from both conquerors and natives about their culture, even if most was lost.
I just love this concept, future historians thousands of years in the future, mistaking something that should be various forms of entertainment as historical or mythological
It’s not uncommon for historians to do that. Typically when they can’t determine a use for it they’ll chalk it up to religion. I remember a funny story of how historians discovered an strange shaped object and assumed it was religious in nature until an actual female historian took a look at it and immediately recognized it “that’s a Dild0” (I have to censor it so the RUclips Gods don’t strike down this comment)
DocuDubery is COOKING with this one, but he did overlook one small detail: Records discovered speaking vaguely of a "Planet Disney" will cause historians to speculate that somewhere out there amongst the stars live descendants of survivors of the Mouse Empire who fled the planet just before the apocalypse occurred.
I’m more partial to the theory that they were not monotheistic at all, depictions of a female rat goddess, and the emergence of a duck like god after the bird flu epidemic suggest they were in fact polytheistic
My 7th grade history teacher actually had us do a project where we were archeologists far into the future speculating about what the ruins of Disneyland might've been. The only rule was that we couldn't guess it was a theme park.
"It seems like they were preparing to go to war with the rat empire due to high amounts of what we assume are weapons in their warehouses. Unfortunately, it seems like they never got the chance to fight due to all of the weapons not being assembled in time, left inside boxes."
It's like Super Eyepatch Wolf's Garfield video, the ending words being, "They'd believe we worshipped Garfield. And they'd ve right." brands hold a shit ton of power nowadays
The funny thing is that this all makes since in a narrative point of view. If all of humanity was forced into the ocean for 500 years and forgot about all the wonders of the surface, I could honestly see this being pretty accurate.
I have to agree, I mean the coliseum was just for entertaining. They even reinacted battles from hundreds of years before. Maybe it was all just a resort style theme park. Honestly we really don't appreciate not understand the amount of time that passed between these periods. It's no different than a copy machine making a copy of a copy of a copy and so on....... It's never as sharp as the original.. BTW RIP America 🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉
The Mouse Empire met its inevitable decline when the Anime barbarians from the East, who had rapidly been gaining power in parallel to Disney's stagnation, sacked Disney World sometime in the mid 21st century.
Here's my touch. The Japanese Empire, as it has lasted for so long, sees the Mouse Empire as a threat. After sending out their great monster king, Gojira, to level what's left of New York, Disney tried to bomb Australia, which was under Japanese control. Japan, in turn, dropped a space colony to destroy Sydney before the Mouse could. They were also working on a weapon to wipe out humanity as they realized we're a bunch of morons. They called the machine... Ideon. They wound end up not using it though, as Gurren Lagann, Getter Robo, Mazinger Z, and the Gundam army (piloted entirely by autistic people who were now physic for some reason involving Gravity) wiped out the Mouse Empire. The only remains were the terrible movies released between 2018 to 2025, as pure humiliation.
The god of battle was simply too much for them to handle. He was known to fire lasers from his hands, and scream to make himself stronger. Based on archived recording we found, he would chant before firing lasers from his hands. The chant sounded like this. “Cah May Hah May Haaah!”
Haven’t there already been a number of fictional stories that explore or at least touch on this very concept? I know that “All Hail The Great God Mickey!” is already an entry at TV Tropes.
@@eeyorehaferbock7870 Yes in the movie, it's Minions statues for copyright reasons (minions were characters already owned by the studio) and because they were a modern reference at the time.
Once the future historians discover the ruins of Disney Land in modern day California and Paris, they'll see evidence of the Mouse Kingdom's global superiority.
The hanging gardens of Babylon was just a Ziggurat overgrown with vines. So this makes sense. Also the movie Mortal Engines makes a joke about american gods discoved through archeology, and its minion statues.
Even more confusing, the Hanging Gardens was not even in Babylon, but in Nineveh, according to the newer archaeological theory. Who would have thought that maybe future archaeologists only heard about this "fabled" Park of a Rat God, and mislabeled the location, say those in Florida Disney Park with Cape Canaveral Space Centre. The possibilities are endless!
Then future historians see Dumbo and start to think that this Disney empire had possession of extraordinarily rare elephants that could fly, and all sorts of highly advanced talking singing animals.
Nah there would probably always be a handful or maybe just one like "petty sure it's just a theme park (they discovered Universal)" "Everything isn't a theme park!"
You need to talk about how the mushroom kingdoms supply of healing mushrooms and fire flowers was crucial for the allied victory in world war 2, along with professor E Gadd helping with the creation of the atomic bomb
There was an alternate history scenario with a premise similar to this, called Piecing Together the Ashes: Reconstructing the Old World Order, which takes place after a nuclear war that destroyed much of humanities cultural and historical knowledge. Historians after the war DO think that Disneyland was a kingdom (the magic kingdom of orange), and they believe people used to worship Disney characters in a pantheon, though they don’t believe it was a great empire like the Roman Empire.
The craziest part of all this is the notion he gives about ancient greece and rome and other lost ancient civilizations. What if they were nothing like we think they were 😂
Just east of Disney world on the coast, lies a massive temple complex, where it’s said the buildings are not mere houses of worship to the pantheon of Nasa, but vessels to the very stars.
This empire's major cities had many small transit systems based on metal tracks, each one only seeming to have one place in which citizens could get on and off. There also appears to be the existence of an empire that wasn't just global but "universal." It's major cities often appeared to be in the same general areas as this Mouse empire. Their political system appears to be made up of smaller individual governments such as the Ministry of Magic and the Mushroom Kingdom. They also appear to worship the entire planet as if it is a diety. This empire also seemed to have a connection to the mysterious land known as "Margaritaville."
In The Mortal Engines, which takes place in a post-apocalypse world, figurines of Mickey Mouse and friends were interpreted as deities. Makes sense since you can literally find them everywhere
I can honestly think future historians will mistake the name DeSantis for Santa Thousands of years ago, the philanthropic Rat Empire and the mighty factories of Santa of the Middle Kingdom in the North were in a firm alliance, supplying each other plastic to donate across the world to the youth, aged from roughly birth to eighteen rotations around the Sun. This coalition had lasted from the Rat Empire’s inception, documented to be roughly 1900 rotations around the Sun after the arrival of a deity heavily associated with the twentieth letter of the Anglo alphabet. The translation of this deity’s name in our native tongue is “Salvation.”There was no turmoil for the next 100 rotations around the Sun, with trade going between the two sides. There was a new cult which was heavily influential in many other realms and brought about the alliance’s destruction. It was described as being in one of the fifty provinces of the American Empire, the “Deep State.” Further investigations to learn which province this is remains ongoing. Named Darkstone, its leader, the Thinker, had pushed for “Eggs.” My colleagues have reached a consensus of “Eggs” being an acronym. What it stands for is unknown. “Eggs” may have been about submission to a group known as the Euphoric. Numerous documents extracted vary for what the Euphoric’s beliefs are, and the bigger question of who they are. Regardless, the Rat Empire was one of many realms to submit to the Euphoric. The Empire’s leader at the time, Bigger, showed his submission by implanting the symbol of the Euphoric on the Rat Empire’s procured goods. The symbol is of rectangular shape, with numerous colors from the color spectrum. The fervent believers of the deity Salvation were strongly opposed to the Rat Empire’s embracement of Darkstone’s beliefs. Santa, who was said to be one of Salvation’s first followers under the alias of Nicholas, was amongst those in opposition. One of Salvation’s beliefs was contempt for the Euphoric, and Santa took this belief very seriously. He had implemented laws against the Euphoric when he was elected ruler of Florida, a province of the American Empire. After becoming elected, Santa started a lengthy war against the Rat Empire. His elven slaves had brought numerous victories in the series of battles in the Court Region. The region’s location is still speculated. The embracement of “Eggs” had led the Rat Empire’s population to drop immensely, with it being responsible for destroying culturally significant infrastructure called “Eye-Piss.” In one rotation alone the Empire lost an estimated 1.4 billion people. We’re unsure of how much came from the war against Santa. A disease named the Sun Virus had spread across the planet in these same years, so it may be possible that was the main factor of the population collapse. Santa was shown to have scored a decisive victory against the Rat Empire because of his better weapons in the Court Region battles, no doubt produced from his factories in the northern parts of the world. Santa and the Rat Empire were heavy enemies after this turn of events. The Empire fell soon afterwards after reaching negative population, though how this works is currently unknown, since it is impossible for a population to reach the negatives. The end of the Rat Empire happened to take place briefly before a total breakdown of order and societal collapse worldwide, which begs the question: What other events had led to such a profound ripple, and is the Rat Empire’s fall directly responsible? Author’s Note: This was a rough draft of what the events that caused the war between the Rat Empire and Santa. Much has been lost to time, and the full story for this is no exception. There is the possibility we may have mistranslated and misunderstood some of the documents our archeologists found, but my colleagues and I believe this is a roughly coherent synopsis of the war.
The Divine rat visits me in my sleep, if I can manage to get it nowadays. The divine one whispers the whimsies of spreading the bubonic plague to me, sending shivers down my nostrils every time. I worship the Divine Rat in hopes the whispers will stop, but they only seem to be more often in larger quantities. I don't know how much longer I can keep a grip on reality.
Not to 'Um, Actually', I loved the video just the only thing I kept getting hung up on is that Disney's empire would be kinda smallish in land it covers and that it is very disconnected territories, I guess if it were like a colonial empire? Or like a super lucrative religion and the areas were like unique versions of churches. Having said that, did love the coincidence of the locations being costal meaning a strong maritime force.
there's still the digital media, like the shorts, movies, & videos, that could give context, I'm sure wifi would be back up the day after, just underwater
I remember Stanislaus Lem writing like that (not precise quote): "The Amerecan empire's main religion was worship of god called Kapital. We have many evidences of massive sacrifices performed for this god, in hope to cure hunger." and a few more pages
I know this is meant to be kinda funny but it does point out an interesting point. Without historical context history and the artifacts we find are hard to understand. We have theories on everything ancient and we try to piece together what these places once were and how they were made. For the longest time we had trouble figuring out how the pyramids in Egypt were made and what class of people built them. We now know they were built by paid artisans but we still aren't certain how they moved the stones our best guess is rolling them over logs.
Recovered myths say that the rat god teamed up with a shapeshifting demigod, who goes by the name of Sora, to defeat a mighty force of pure evil led by the shapeshifting god of darkness, Xeanhort.
The myths will likely explained as the founding myths of the Empire as in them the Rat God is referred to as The King, even by the demigods and his feats in battle and wisdom will be used to explain why he was elevated from the first king of the empire to its chief deity.
Disney's lore has religious and monarch lineage will be considered the stuff of legend. The legacy it would leave behind would be seen as modern mythology to the humans of the future.
This is hilarious but I’m legitimately curious about the rides. Disney’s rides aren’t average coasters- some are, but some aren’t so much. What about Rise of the Resistance? Would they think it’s like… a crashed alien spaceship or something? It doesn’t even have tracks. And what about the animatronics? What would they assume the Yeti, DJ R3X, the Navi guy from Avatar and the dinosaurs in Dinosaur! were for? I have so many questions now lol
Okay, so I have an amazing project we could all get together on. If Disney ever loses the parks, which considering the cost of maintenance and their recent financial choices that's not too far from now. We should all tear the places up, but, strategically. Make it look like a war of the toons happened. Leave dark black splatters as like, toon blood, and make future historians believe that toons were either some race of intelligent creatures or a bunch of demons.
tbf i don't think people will fully see it as a monotheistic religion but maybe a bit more in line with something like the greek gods. where mickey was the king of the gods. but they'll probably still find stuff on minnie, donald, goofy, and all of them. so they'd probably think they were ALSO gods but not AS revered as this rat
Why haven't you covered the Russian's spy operation using the toys from toy story to gather intel on American nuclear arms, and how they were only stopped when the Scooby gang caught them during the red scare?
That is almost exactly how I set up my Gamma World RPG setting, with people rediscovering Disney world a hundred years before the players time and reestablishing the Rat Kingdom and basing it on what they believed the old rat kingdom was like,
To be fair, calling Disney an empire isnt really that far off
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I have brought peace, justice, and security to my new empire
West India Company.
The battle of Disney world was the most horrific battle in history, Mickey Mouse tried his best to defend his capitol, but with no avail
THE MOUSE HAD IT COMING!!!!!
What a tragedy
Mickey's defenses crumbled. The Rat Empire's Stormtroopers failed to hit a single enemy, and so the castle fell.
im pretty sure this is the plot of kingdom hearts
The lego land republic will rise
And as they recreate the artifacts of Disney world in their museums, an automated and highly advanced copyright enforcement droid will awaken on the moon and devastate all those who would not pay royalties to a now dead off-shore bank account.
Something tells me the copyright of even the most recent versions of Mickey will have expired 500 years in the future.
@@randomchannel1184 the AI does not care, it obeys the decree of the royal family who apparently owns a large stake in Disney.
@@manofcultura I suppose it has been 500 years since it was updated.
Historians will think that the ancient moon copyright enforcement drone was some sort of robotic police force that fined people for using the rat's image for unauthorized and malicious purposes in the future.
@@randomchannel1184The AI is programmed under the assumption that copyright will keep being extended until the end of time
Bro if Babylon was just a fuckin resort💀
LoL, probably!
True
Imagine the tower of Babel was just an amusement park ride to the same ilk as the tower of terror.
I bet you $5 that it was
Well, in the old pagan temples there were colorful statues and processions, cheerful or emotional music, they told tales about wonders and they also sold food and trinkets or lucky charms.
I do legitimately wonder if people from a post-post-apocalyptic future would even recognize Mickey as a mouse at all. Like, he really doesn't look anything like one, and it's debatable how well future historians would be able to translate whatever words we leave behind into their own languages.
To be fair, Aztec animal symbols are quite stylized themselves and we know what they're supposed to represent
Yeah
@@thepikamence1250or at least we think
He might be looked at like the “Set animal” and future historians will debate endlessly what the “Mickey/Goofy animals” truly were.
@@thepikamence1250 Aztecs were alive and still mantaining their culture to some extend for long after they were conquered. Their language has survived until today (but evolved) and we can read documents from the time and several descriptions from both conquerors and natives about their culture, even if most was lost.
What if this whole time Greek and Norse Mythology was just an ancient version of Marvel and DC? XD
Ironically, marvel also has a Thor as Character so we can assume that our one is just a reboot
Homer was the Kevin Feige of Archaïc greece. I loved when Agamemnon said "Acheans...! Assemble!"
Argonauts... Assemble
@@deleteduser1877💀
@@arthurbriand2175why'd you put a dieresis on archaic
edit: OH WAITT
Disney worshipping a mouse. Egypt worshipping cats. War on a planetary scale was inevitable.
Hey, that would be a good story
So basically, Tom and jerry Rivalry will transcend time and space
@@jrickducking6685 It's natural for the two worst animals to duke it out in human history. Personally I'm on team mouse.
@@LouieCaporimgeEVIL EVIL EVIL
I just love this concept, future historians thousands of years in the future, mistaking something that should be various forms of entertainment as historical or mythological
like our ancestors probably did with The Odyssey by Homer back in the Middle Ages
It's also helps us see how many of our assumptions regarding ancient history could be very incorrect.
middle ages is around 500 -1400 ce bud. Homer is like from 1000 bce@@Tornado2409
It’s not uncommon for historians to do that. Typically when they can’t determine a use for it they’ll chalk it up to religion. I remember a funny story of how historians discovered an strange shaped object and assumed it was religious in nature until an actual female historian took a look at it and immediately recognized it “that’s a Dild0” (I have to censor it so the RUclips Gods don’t strike down this comment)
DocuDubery is COOKING with this one, but he did overlook one small detail: Records discovered speaking vaguely of a "Planet Disney" will cause historians to speculate that somewhere out there amongst the stars live descendants of survivors of the Mouse Empire who fled the planet just before the apocalypse occurred.
No he's not. Another channel covered this last month. He even stole the same thumbnail concept too
@@F1RSTDEGREEtracksif that's true, be so kind as to provide proof
I’m more partial to the theory that they were not monotheistic at all, depictions of a female rat goddess, and the emergence of a duck like god after the bird flu epidemic suggest they were in fact polytheistic
The big mean cat creature who antagonized the rat god would definitely be viewed as equivalent to Satan.
@@gengarzilla1685 the real mystery is the role of the lanky dog god
@@ADHDgonewild7that’s obvious: Moral support!
@@BradyTheAlien no he’s more likely an agent of chaos of some form
@@ADHDgonewild7 there is also the lanky dog servant god which is the best friend of the rat god
My 7th grade history teacher actually had us do a project where we were archeologists far into the future speculating about what the ruins of Disneyland might've been. The only rule was that we couldn't guess it was a theme park.
Can you tell me more about this project? I'm very interested now
W teacher that project seems awesome
I wanna know more about this project and the results.
They might also think that IKEA was a competing empire with Swedish influence.
"It seems like they were preparing to go to war with the rat empire due to high amounts of what we assume are weapons in their warehouses. Unfortunately, it seems like they never got the chance to fight due to all of the weapons not being assembled in time, left inside boxes."
Maybe they’ll stop and wonder if Disney and IKEA were in some way influenced by the humble but ever present shadow government of the world:
*COSTCO*
Same with MC Donalds
Imagine, "It's a small world" surviving.😂
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Oh,hell no!
that's some horror game material right there
if anything survives i bet on that
@@kirbuffIn Epic Mickey, the clock from It’s a Small World is a boss.
Human worshipping mice after the plague would actually make so fucking sense
It's honestly like worshiping Anubis really.
Some part of India or Pakistan legit sees mice and rats as sacred 💀
The scary part is...the future historians aren't really wrong.
People today do worship Mickey by buying his merchandise.
It's like Super Eyepatch Wolf's Garfield video, the ending words being, "They'd believe we worshipped Garfield. And they'd ve right." brands hold a shit ton of power nowadays
@@ChloeCommentss add Nike, Adidas, Sony, and Mercedes Benz to the list...
*FNATI:TLO intensifies*
Well no big surprise we're gonna be the next El dorado or lost city of Atlantis, That also includes our culture.
The funny thing is that this all makes since in a narrative point of view. If all of humanity was forced into the ocean for 500 years and forgot about all the wonders of the surface, I could honestly see this being pretty accurate.
Without context our fallen society might look a lot greater than it actually is
There's probably someone who said the same thing about Rome once.
@@gengarzilla1685 Probably
imagine how wild Las Vegas and Tokyo would look to future historians. the structures there alone would make us look super impressive.
@@expilidocios They would be really confused when they see the giant sphere. I'd say I'm also confused on why did they create it
That's with most societies. humans think they are much cooler than they actually are
What if the roman empire was just a theme park chain and entertainment company inside a more advanced society?
That's just ridicul...
...
No no, you got a point...
There’s so much wrong and right with this
I have to agree, I mean the coliseum was just for entertaining. They even reinacted battles from hundreds of years before. Maybe it was all just a resort style theme park. Honestly we really don't appreciate not understand the amount of time that passed between these periods. It's no different than a copy machine making a copy of a copy of a copy and so on....... It's never as sharp as the original..
BTW RIP America 🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉
The Mouse Empire met its inevitable decline when the Anime barbarians from the East, who had rapidly been gaining power in parallel to Disney's stagnation, sacked Disney World sometime in the mid 21st century.
Here's my touch.
The Japanese Empire, as it has lasted for so long, sees the Mouse Empire as a threat. After sending out their great monster king, Gojira, to level what's left of New York, Disney tried to bomb Australia, which was under Japanese control. Japan, in turn, dropped a space colony to destroy Sydney before the Mouse could. They were also working on a weapon to wipe out humanity as they realized we're a bunch of morons. They called the machine... Ideon. They wound end up not using it though, as Gurren Lagann, Getter Robo, Mazinger Z, and the Gundam army (piloted entirely by autistic people who were now physic for some reason involving Gravity) wiped out the Mouse Empire. The only remains were the terrible movies released between 2018 to 2025, as pure humiliation.
Don't forget the Yellow Rat and the Red-and-White sign.
Disney and anime can definitely coexist
@@TheRealOne1010 r/woooosh
The god of battle was simply too much for them to handle. He was known to fire lasers from his hands, and scream to make himself stronger. Based on archived recording we found, he would chant before firing lasers from his hands. The chant sounded like this. “Cah May Hah May Haaah!”
How did Verbalase spending $50k jumpstart the Great Depression?
Dude, stop.
He sold stocks which led to people selling their stock, this caused the downfall of the stock market, then the Great Depression.
@@stevenuniveresefan2179 no let him cook.
@@stevenuniveresefan2179 just let me cook bro
@@Capybara_Productions Ok, ok. It was just suggested because the dish has been burned enough.
Haven’t there already been a number of fictional stories that explore or at least touch on this very concept? I know that “All Hail The Great God Mickey!” is already an entry at TV Tropes.
Mortal Engines too, with a Mickey Statue as a religious artefact!
The Altera book series has disney land as the capital of the adults XD
@@lelanternoscope3691 oh yeah… Didn’t the movie version use Minions sculptures instead for that scene?
@@eeyorehaferbock7870 Yes in the movie, it's Minions statues for copyright reasons (minions were characters already owned by the studio) and because they were a modern reference at the time.
If Mickey Mouse is depicted as a god in the future then will Chuck E. Cheese be depicted as a demon? 💀💀
He’d be viewed as a false prophet
@@noobmaster7035 Accurate
Then what about Pokemon?
Or Lego land?
How about FNaF? Will it be seen as a political stunt exposing the sins of Chuck E. Cheese?
Once the future historians discover the ruins of Disney Land in modern day California and Paris, they'll see evidence of the Mouse Kingdom's global superiority.
Especially when they find it as far as Tokyo and Shanghai!
Mickey’s Slogan: “The Sun will never set on the Rat Empire” 🐀🇻🇳
Oh no, I was afraid of this 🥶
This makes me wonder how accurate our knowledge of ancient civilizations is
It's not accurate at all. You're correct 💯😀😅😮😮😢😢😂
RIP America 🎉🎉🎉🎉
Yeah no the plot twist in history is Rome was just a big theme park
man i loved the great coliseum ride and their battles on the center (on the same attraction)...
The hanging gardens of Babylon was just a Ziggurat overgrown with vines. So this makes sense. Also the movie Mortal Engines makes a joke about american gods discoved through archeology, and its minion statues.
In the books, it's a Mickey Statue.
Even more confusing, the Hanging Gardens was not even in Babylon, but in Nineveh, according to the newer archaeological theory. Who would have thought that maybe future archaeologists only heard about this "fabled" Park of a Rat God, and mislabeled the location, say those in Florida Disney Park with Cape Canaveral Space Centre. The possibilities are endless!
Then future historians see Dumbo and start to think that this Disney empire had possession of extraordinarily rare elephants that could fly, and all sorts of highly advanced talking singing animals.
The Rat Empire was undoubtedly one of the most prosperous and stable empire to ever exist.
This is honestly a funny scenario, like…imagining our descendants thinking Disney was once a kingdom…an empire…is hilarious.
This would be actually hilarious once the historians in the future find out about the truth of the "mouse statue"
"A fictional character? Seriously!?"
@@Tornado2409"And you are telling me this catsles where just amusement parks???"
Nah there would probably always be a handful or maybe just one like "petty sure it's just a theme park (they discovered Universal)" "Everything isn't a theme park!"
Historically speaking it’s quite weird that this mysterious empire used world a lot even thought arrival empire uses the world logo for their empire.
I just love how he uses rat empire and mouse empire interchangeably. A small detail that makes it even more funny
Honestly even without the satirical parts I could definitely see future historians and archaeologists thinking something like this
Help Walter Disney forced my family to cook mickey meth for him in his wonderland basement
💀
waltuh
🙄Stop exaggerating.
@@annien.1727does bro know what a meme is
@@dunno821 Of course I do, and some memes can be downright offensive. This is one of them.
You need to talk about how the mushroom kingdoms supply of healing mushrooms and fire flowers was crucial for the allied victory in world war 2, along with professor E Gadd helping with the creation of the atomic bomb
There was an alternate history scenario with a premise similar to this, called Piecing Together the Ashes: Reconstructing the Old World Order, which takes place after a nuclear war that destroyed much of humanities cultural and historical knowledge. Historians after the war DO think that Disneyland was a kingdom (the magic kingdom of orange), and they believe people used to worship Disney characters in a pantheon, though they don’t believe it was a great empire like the Roman Empire.
Where can I find that?
Where can i find that?
Where can i find that?
I am in love of the idea of future archeologist misinterpreting the present
That "Territorial Extent of the Rat Empire" graphic got me good, I need that on my wall
instead of asking their bfs and husbands about the roman emipre they will be asking how many times per day they are thinking about the rat empire
You know that all of their theories and stuff will become obsolete when they find Walt Disney in cryosleep under DisneyLand
The equivalent of Roboute Guilliman waking up in modern 40K.
This.
Breaking from the Capital of the Ancient lost Empire of Dis-ney, The First Emperor of the Empire has been found perfectly preserved.
Cursed Florida ending
*least insane Florida ending
The craziest part of all this is the notion he gives about ancient greece and rome and other lost ancient civilizations. What if they were nothing like we think they were 😂
They would think Disney World was some sort of Temple City worshipping some Creepy Mouse God
Disney= Skaven confirmed
🙄 Oh, please. As if.
Just east of Disney world on the coast, lies a massive temple complex, where it’s said the buildings are not mere houses of worship to the pantheon of Nasa, but vessels to the very stars.
It's true. Even now, I often find myself thinking about the Disney Empire. 🤔
This empire's major cities had many small transit systems based on metal tracks, each one only seeming to have one place in which citizens could get on and off.
There also appears to be the existence of an empire that wasn't just global but "universal." It's major cities often appeared to be in the same general areas as this Mouse empire. Their political system appears to be made up of smaller individual governments such as the Ministry of Magic and the Mushroom Kingdom. They also appear to worship the entire planet as if it is a diety. This empire also seemed to have a connection to the mysterious land known as "Margaritaville."
Not Margaritaville being an Embassy 😂
In The Mortal Engines, which takes place in a post-apocalypse world, figurines of Mickey Mouse and friends were interpreted as deities. Makes sense since you can literally find them everywhere
Let’s not forget how Ron DeSantis threatened to go to war against the mighty kingdom
I can honestly think future historians will mistake the name DeSantis for Santa
Thousands of years ago, the philanthropic Rat Empire and the mighty factories of Santa of the Middle Kingdom in the North were in a firm alliance, supplying each other plastic to donate across the world to the youth, aged from roughly birth to eighteen rotations around the Sun. This coalition had lasted from the Rat Empire’s inception, documented to be roughly 1900 rotations around the Sun after the arrival of a deity heavily associated with the twentieth letter of the Anglo alphabet. The translation of this deity’s name in our native tongue is “Salvation.”There was no turmoil for the next 100 rotations around the Sun, with trade going between the two sides.
There was a new cult which was heavily influential in many other realms and brought about the alliance’s destruction. It was described as being in one of the fifty provinces of the American Empire, the “Deep State.” Further investigations to learn which province this is remains ongoing. Named Darkstone, its leader, the Thinker, had pushed for “Eggs.” My colleagues have reached a consensus of “Eggs” being an acronym. What it stands for is unknown.
“Eggs” may have been about submission to a group known as the Euphoric. Numerous documents extracted vary for what the Euphoric’s beliefs are, and the bigger question of who they are. Regardless, the Rat Empire was one of many realms to submit to the Euphoric. The Empire’s leader at the time, Bigger, showed his submission by implanting the symbol of the Euphoric on the Rat Empire’s procured goods. The symbol is of rectangular shape, with numerous colors from the color spectrum.
The fervent believers of the deity Salvation were strongly opposed to the Rat Empire’s embracement of Darkstone’s beliefs. Santa, who was said to be one of Salvation’s first followers under the alias of Nicholas, was amongst those in opposition. One of Salvation’s beliefs was contempt for the Euphoric, and Santa took this belief very seriously. He had implemented laws against the Euphoric when he was elected ruler of Florida, a province of the American Empire.
After becoming elected, Santa started a lengthy war against the Rat Empire. His elven slaves had brought numerous victories in the series of battles in the Court Region. The region’s location is still speculated.
The embracement of “Eggs” had led the Rat Empire’s population to drop immensely, with it being responsible for destroying culturally significant infrastructure called “Eye-Piss.” In one rotation alone the Empire lost an estimated 1.4 billion people. We’re unsure of how much came from the war against Santa. A disease named the Sun Virus had spread across the planet in these same years, so it may be possible that was the main factor of the population collapse.
Santa was shown to have scored a decisive victory against the Rat Empire because of his better weapons in the Court Region battles, no doubt produced from his factories in the northern parts of the world. Santa and the Rat Empire were heavy enemies after this turn of events. The Empire fell soon afterwards after reaching negative population, though how this works is currently unknown, since it is impossible for a population to reach the negatives. The end of the Rat Empire happened to take place briefly before a total breakdown of order and societal collapse worldwide, which begs the question:
What other events had led to such a profound ripple, and is the Rat Empire’s fall directly responsible?
Author’s Note:
This was a rough draft of what the events that caused the war between the Rat Empire and Santa. Much has been lost to time, and the full story for this is no exception. There is the possibility we may have mistranslated and misunderstood some of the documents our archeologists found, but my colleagues and I believe this is a roughly coherent synopsis of the war.
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Disney finding out that future historians thinking mickey mouse is a rat....
Now I want more videos of this specific topic of future humanity discovering today's pop culture
The Divine rat visits me in my sleep, if I can manage to get it nowadays. The divine one whispers the whimsies of spreading the bubonic plague to me, sending shivers down my nostrils every time. I worship the Divine Rat in hopes the whispers will stop, but they only seem to be more often in larger quantities. I don't know how much longer I can keep a grip on reality.
Not to 'Um, Actually', I loved the video just the only thing I kept getting hung up on is that Disney's empire would be kinda smallish in land it covers and that it is very disconnected territories, I guess if it were like a colonial empire? Or like a super lucrative religion and the areas were like unique versions of churches. Having said that, did love the coincidence of the locations being costal meaning a strong maritime force.
Like colonies lol
I want to see an epic animated short of Mickey leading troops into battle against Universal Studios
I'm totally in favour of calling the Walt Disney corporation only "the Rat Empire" from now on.
there's still the digital media, like the shorts, movies, & videos, that could give context, I'm sure wifi would be back up the day after, just underwater
So are the pyramids just amusement park attractions? 🤔🤔
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I remember Stanislaus Lem writing like that (not precise quote):
"The Amerecan empire's main religion was worship of god called Kapital. We have many evidences of massive sacrifices performed for this god, in hope to cure hunger." and a few more pages
I saw what you did there. He said “I went to the year 3000. Not much has changed but we live underwater”
the art of the destroyed Disney world is so good it is almost like it was a real photo.
Would love more future history
The best part is that a lot of this stuff would unironiclly happen
Fun Fact: People from the past likely speculated stuff like this, and things like this have likely happened before.
I am now convinced the pyramids found around the world were just theme parks
This video makes me question every archaeological discovery we have ever made.
lol imagine is those archaeologists find this video and comment on it “greeting’s, we are from the year 3047 and is this what that weird rat guy is?”💀
Now i imagine the Roman Colloseum being a damn Carouselle
That picture of the rat worship is classic😂
They will notice the hidden mickeys and think they are hidden tributes to their god
Someone's been playing too much of the After the End mod for CK2 and CK3 and has Imagineering as their kingdom's religion.
Can you do was Benito Mussolini inspired to remake the Roman Empire after eating little Cesar’s pizza?
This really puts things into perspective. We really don't know history like we think we do. It could be so far from the truth it's mind blowing 🤯
This is of course, assuming that Walt Disney pictures isn't still fully operational in the future 😂
I like that at beginning he took the lyrics from Busted-Year 3000.
The Funny Thing Is, This Might Actually Happen One Day
I know this is meant to be kinda funny but it does point out an interesting point. Without historical context history and the artifacts we find are hard to understand. We have theories on everything ancient and we try to piece together what these places once were and how they were made. For the longest time we had trouble figuring out how the pyramids in Egypt were made and what class of people built them. We now know they were built by paid artisans but we still aren't certain how they moved the stones our best guess is rolling them over logs.
Recovered myths say that the rat god teamed up with a shapeshifting demigod, who goes by the name of Sora, to defeat a mighty force of pure evil led by the shapeshifting god of darkness, Xeanhort.
The myths will likely explained as the founding myths of the Empire as in them the Rat God is referred to as The King, even by the demigods and his feats in battle and wisdom will be used to explain why he was elevated from the first king of the empire to its chief deity.
This is probably the most realistic and likely video you’ve made
Jesus I'm a little embarrassed how fast I got that Jonas Brothers joke but holy shit I laughed lol
This is cool and all but how did MrBeast's video: 'I spent 7 days in the SS' affect global SS recruitment and general perception of the organization.
mr beast never made that video liar 😤😤😤😤
@@capyhara-mk7qvHe sure did. Cant believe he has done this :(
Disney's lore has religious and monarch lineage will be considered the stuff of legend. The legacy it would leave behind would be seen as modern mythology to the humans of the future.
This is hilarious but I’m legitimately curious about the rides. Disney’s rides aren’t average coasters- some are, but some aren’t so much. What about Rise of the Resistance? Would they think it’s like… a crashed alien spaceship or something? It doesn’t even have tracks. And what about the animatronics? What would they assume the Yeti, DJ R3X, the Navi guy from Avatar and the dinosaurs in Dinosaur! were for? I have so many questions now lol
top notch reference at the beginning
Okay, so I have an amazing project we could all get together on. If Disney ever loses the parks, which considering the cost of maintenance and their recent financial choices that's not too far from now. We should all tear the places up, but, strategically. Make it look like a war of the toons happened. Leave dark black splatters as like, toon blood, and make future historians believe that toons were either some race of intelligent creatures or a bunch of demons.
We have to make Oswald more popular now, so People in the future can worship him as a god!
Instead of a funny satire and joke video, this one is actually very thought provoking.
tbf i don't think people will fully see it as a monotheistic religion but maybe a bit more in line with something like the greek gods. where mickey was the king of the gods. but they'll probably still find stuff on minnie, donald, goofy, and all of them. so they'd probably think they were ALSO gods but not AS revered as this rat
The Busted reference at the start was a surprise to be sure, but a welcome one.
Also, I hear your great, great, great grand daughter is pretty fine.
"with the first dictator frequently portraying himself as a friend of the divine rat"
💀💀💀 this took me out
lol
This makes total sense!! And very interesting if Does that get to happen or not.
Ok, but how did Peter Pan start WW2?
You left out what happens when historians begin excavating the ruins and find Walt’s frozen corpse in the tunnels.
He would accept his place as emperor
In the distant future, people don’t understand what cartoons are anymore.
I legit can't with his voice 😭
Its just soo good
Why haven't you covered the Russian's spy operation using the toys from toy story to gather intel on American nuclear arms, and how they were only stopped when the Scooby gang caught them during the red scare?
That is almost exactly how I set up my Gamma World RPG setting, with people rediscovering Disney world a hundred years before the players time and reestablishing the Rat Kingdom and basing it on what they believed the old rat kingdom was like,
Kind of reminds me of the Roman baths in England. The native Britains venerated the ancient ruins which were essentially communal showers
Truly the best sci fi documentary I've ever seen, please make more!
To the people of the future, yes, this is 100% accurate
No, it's not.🙄
@annien.1727 wdym yes it is
@@annien.1727what? This is 100% accurate.