Kolot Well, when James opens the door in the beginning, you can run past him and run into an unrendered hallway. What then happens is that the game spawns you in Vault 101 as it is normally (with the radroaches invading). You're super slow, and the pip-boy is extremely glitchy, but it's all worth it to see a midget version of your character in underwear sit down in a giant chair.
I like how he doesn't know how to make a 3D model of a wall with a window, so he just made his wall out of four different sized squares that leave a window-sized hole in the middle. No UV-mapping either 'cause the textures just stretch over each individual square. Amazing. thumbs up pls cause i know dev lingo and it makes it seem like i know what im talking about. pls
*Raises finger* Well good sir, it depends on what engine he is using. Using Source (More than likely not) he wouldn't be using UV mapping outside of the editing tool, same can be said for Unreal Engine 4. But if he's using Unity, I'm not sure considering I don't use it *drunkedly burps* Yep, that's about it. Seems like he doesn't understand basic mapping.
fam i'd appreciate the shit out of it if he said my name on his channel but he hasnt yet but he said my sister's name one time and she doesn't even like idubbbz :^)
@@jucctime5360 you forgot a question mark, and youre asking a question to the person who also had the same question, congrats youre a certified dumbass.
RICARDO MILOS im (thats me, the person doing the action) going to (future tense) strangle (the action being done) you (the stupid dummy who is going to be strangled)
Perfect father: "Just see how it convulses randomly because it's fucking brain doesn't even work yet" "A-A baby... the most worthless thing on the planet" Idubbbz most rad dad
Isn't the game basically done? What else could you put into a baby simulator? Babies crawl and sleep. There the games basically done. Or will that money be used to add in a breast feeding mode or some shit?
Hållo, my næm is Konstantin and I am bring babby simulator for experience of being babby and shärt in diaper, yes. I am very independent devälopär from Dutchland
xMadMan420x ja I am have mother said I have pretty næm is Konstantin is very bootifel name that start with letter K which is letter of my mutters favourite drink - Ketamine
Sounded like he was sitting on a nuclear powered horse vibrator, and all those pauses and little shifts he did in his seat was him adjusting the speed.
iDubbbz you should check out _Among the Sleep_, which was actually a really good baby/toddler experience. You wouldn't want to play it for more than a couple hours (which was the length of the game) but it was a fun, interesting experience and quite well done. It did a good job at recreating the unique confusions, fears and perspectives of being a small child.
I'm pawn shop, and this is my rick harrison. I work here with my old big and my son, Hoss man. Everything in price has a story and a here. If theres 23 years ive learned after one thing its that you never know what is gonna door through that come.
Emerson Hughes Please stop this meme. Why is this a thing, that show has been on for like years, why is it a meme? Did Pappy Pyro or Loser Leafy show it and people suddenly took interest in how fucking fake it is?
I'm pretty sure there's already a wildly successful baby simulator out there called Among the Sleep. Heck, they even throw in extra nightmarish acid sequences and *spoiler child abuse end spoiler* for no extra charge!
The kick starter guys accent is almost identical to the one Ian uses when he’s imitating an idiot proposing a hypothetical counter argument to what he’s saying
He actually scares me, like, he just waddles in place and then stutters in a way that isn’t stuttering and then just POPS his hands out when he gets excited or is trying to REALLY prove his point. Long story, short, I’m frightened
We could play this VR game, or grow old enough so you basically have the same experience of being a baby. Sleeping a lot, shitting yourself, barely walking. Or getting really drunk and experiencing similar things.
HOW did you not say anything IMMEDIATELY about his stringy mullet?
OMFG ITS MAXMOEFOE!!!!!!!!!!!111
***** i did not because unlike you, Max. I'm not a hurtful/rude person.
iDubbbzTV HERE COMES A SMOOCH!
I didn't think I'd find you here
iDubbbzTV idubbbz still a bug fan but how can you talk crap about max he is the best person ever
wow those years of constantly replaying the baby level in fallout 3 are finally over, my dream has been realised...
+1
stop if you say oml you have cancer
And this time you can actually suck a tiddy! (probably)
What about among the sleep?
Emmanuel Akalusi compared to this game, that game was the shiz.
But edup! Babies are not worthless! they can sell really well on the black market.
Jesus
@@randomgamer8313 Butt he right or is he not? He is true i gess RandomusChristianus 666
co rect
@RavenArrowz I looked that up and wow...that's legit.
@@randomgamer8313 thanks visitor
"A baby, the most worthless thing on the planet" ~ Ian Carter
"If babies could speak, they would be the most intelligent beings on Earth." - Jaden Smith
Yanase Konomi "i'm gay!"
ian carter -2016
"Please end my suffering"
-Me
"I like turquoise balloons"
-Me
“Putting quotes on things don't make them important”
-me
this guy isn't allowed to go within 100 meters of a school
Ian yes, but I bet Mr. Sondergaard can't go within 200 meters.
Ian which one?
@@TheDewaltBoy youre a dumbass
@@TemperedWambat bruh it's a joke
The kids are gonna get a "unique childhood experience"
I'm willing to bet this is secretly some kind of fetish thing.
desu38 "secretly"
the 5 backers were clearly people from fetlife that probably encouraged him to start this in the first place
just look at the way he talks
+desu38 yeah it is a fetish thing, like a lot of other things people do to babies
mr skeltal look where his hands are...aw yeah tappin dat diack
the business guy looks exactly like hes wearing those joke glasses with a fake nose attached
FIRST thing that crossed my mind too xD But iDubbbz wouldn't go for a Leafy cheap remark like that.
STAY CLINT I didn't even notice that, but you're right. :o
STAY CLINT Groucho glasses, they call them.
STAY CLINT lol he just needs the mustache
I read this just before he came up in the video. Let out a right laugh when I saw him
The very beginning of Fallout 3 was a better baby simulator
You could even escape the vault as a baby and wreak baby-themed havoc on the wasteland.
DLC? fuck yeah
+Moxie Crimefighter How?
Kolot as a baby
Kolot Well, when James opens the door in the beginning, you can run past him and run into an unrendered hallway. What then happens is that the game spawns you in Vault 101 as it is normally (with the radroaches invading). You're super slow, and the pip-boy is extremely glitchy, but it's all worth it to see a midget version of your character in underwear sit down in a giant chair.
Are we not gonna talk about how he's a real life Mii?
Underrated
Not underrated what is is me saying he looks like dollar general filthy frank
I like how he doesn't know how to make a 3D model of a wall with a window, so he just made his wall out of four different sized squares that leave a window-sized hole in the middle. No UV-mapping either 'cause the textures just stretch over each individual square. Amazing.
thumbs up pls cause i know dev lingo and it makes it seem like i know what im talking about. pls
no
Hell, even custom Doom maps had more detail than this.
Don’t forget that the baby model was taken directly from MakeHuman
*Raises finger* Well good sir, it depends on what engine he is using. Using Source (More than likely not) he wouldn't be using UV mapping outside of the editing tool, same can be said for Unreal Engine 4. But if he's using Unity, I'm not sure considering I don't use it *drunkedly burps* Yep, that's about it. Seems like he doesn't understand basic mapping.
Born Stellar1337 ragrdless of engine, it really depends more on if you are using bsp geometry or meshes. Meshes will require UV mapping while BSP wont
If it had an HD breast feeding feature I would buy it.
No but. Seriously.
+O v e r T i m e And a nappy changing dlc
+Joseph Hutch yea clean up my shit bitch!
The model would be too creepy for me to even want to buy it for that
With the all new hentai dlc
If I wanted to experience being a baby, again, I'd just go to college.
ba dum tis. REKT
tss*
+CurtisAlfeld IT WAS JUST A HEIST THATS IT ONE JOB AND THEN IM DONE
Ashens fan? Thinking of you'r profile pic
I can see perfectly
That can't be his real nose.
ravenlorans OMFG I JUST NOTICED IT.
ravenlorans soflo
ravenlorans the atomic schnoz
x'DD
beautiful
That dude has to be one of the least charming people I have ever seen, if charm were a quantifiable stat, I bet he'd be somewhere in the negative.
Actually it looks like God put about as much effort into animating him as he did into animating his shitty game.
oh shIT
You're closer to him than you think on the ranking.
That’s what makes him great
I know this comment is 2 years ago but come on dude
isn't there already a game like this? Who's your Daddy?
Jack Hazardous Who's your Daddy is actually funny and has a purpose tho
Yup. Itd be easier and cheaper to just make a VR mod for it lmao
It reminds me of the new game baby hands
I dont know who my daddy is
Among the Sleep is a great baby horror game.
the end deeply disturbed me
UnderTale TotalFangirl actually, that's a storm-drain
The2011Collector not anymore
Fucking hell the last 30 seconds were condensed nightmares. Doesn't help that my name is Tyler.
+Mogawty Official Oh I know right?!
fam i'd appreciate the shit out of it if he said my name on his channel but he hasnt yet but he said my sister's name one time and she doesn't even like idubbbz :^)
Real OGX no u
Real OGX Jews can be white too lmao wtf
+Kyle Broflovski no
He was asking for $1,121.54 for this project. (2016 conversion)
money he will give to people ho plays this
.
FockeWulfStudios that is very specific...
1667. 9 USD actually. DKK are Danish kronor, it's not the same as Swedish kronor
Not in US Dollars, he's from Denmark and it's in their money, but I don't know what it converts to, hopefully only $5.00 for that Baby Shit!
Wow iDubbbz your editing skills are great. How'd you keep disappearing and reappearing at 9:45? Green screen?
oh my god
, how did he do that!
@@jucctime5360 you forgot a question mark, and youre asking a question to the person who also had the same question, congrats youre a certified dumbass.
@@TheHeisenbird and you're smart for commenting on RUclips? Haha. Fuckin dumb kid.
RICARDO MILOS im (thats me, the person doing the action) going to (future tense) strangle (the action being done) you (the stupid dummy who is going to be strangled)
This entire comment thread is absolute shit.
"A baby: the most worthless thing on the planet"
Oh good. Other people feel that way too.
i'd only buy it if it has the "nice and close uncle dickinson" dlc pack
I SEE YOU EVERYWHERE?!?!?!
NYEEE SSS because i am everywhere
Oh ok
NYEEE SSS many people have already said what you said...
Oh
Perfect father:
"Just see how it convulses randomly because it's fucking brain doesn't even work yet"
"A-A baby... the most worthless thing on the planet"
Idubbbz most rad dad
Isn't the game basically done? What else could you put into a baby simulator? Babies crawl and sleep. There the games basically done. Or will that money be used to add in a breast feeding mode or some shit?
PkMnTrainerJG lol, it may end up being a statue simulator
PkMnTrainerJG "Among The Sleep" - just lookup the letsplay. Being a baby is creepy.
Enot Pk the difference is that among the sleep is a horror game...sort of, and it actually had good devs....this? One guy looking for easy money
thats all there is to it...but in on the breast sucking XD
Child abuse simulation? Real time S.I.D.S? The possibilites are endless!
I wish edups was there to play peek-a-boo with me when i was a baby
He’d knock out your first tooth for ya and shove it back in with a hammer
Getting strong "I wear an adult diaper and pay a babysitter to roleplay with me" vibes from this guy
I feel loved now that I experienced the ending of the video
Sameeeee. Helped me sleep
my god right XD
im kind of ashamed that it actually gave me asmr
feels good man. a bit too real too. if he can be this gentle as a joke, imagine what it would be like if he was genuine. woah
Yup
Hållo, my næm is Konstantin and I am bring babby simulator for experience of being babby and shärt in diaper, yes. I am very independent devälopär from Dutchland
what a name...
xMadMan420x ja I am have mother said I have pretty næm is Konstantin is very bootifel name that start with letter K which is letter of my mutters favourite drink - Ketamine
Those letters are from Scandinavia dipshit, not Germany.
+The FAN Haden and Seth when was Germany mentioned?
xMadMan420x I 'd assume Dutchland is a misspelling of Deutschland, the German word for Germany.
Ian playing peekaboo with me is probably the final nail in my coffin, and the baby ASMR is the dirt that will be used to bury my corpse.
Will this game include me being touched in my "no-no" place when I was a toddler?
paincalledliving if you get the dlc
@@thomasmihai3693 the dlcs name is "uncle and the dingle"
Make experiencing being a baby great again
Hi Chris
MEBABGA
I like that you didn't make fun of how painfully awkward that guy was
Sounded like he was sitting on a nuclear powered horse vibrator, and all those pauses and little shifts he did in his seat was him adjusting the speed.
I don’t like it
As an awkward person, I also appreciate it, lol...
@@nocturne-wu6et Binging kickstarter crap here... again...
@@BigPuddin relevant gachi pfp
If you made an hour long baby asmr video I would watch the heck out of it. I got tingles from that ending.
+Erik Valadez lmao😂
Yes! But not the baby ASMR. I want idubbbz kisses ASMR. Yummmmy
+American Rebel LMFAO. 'heyy, that's pretty goooood'
>Steffen Søndergaard
Oh god, I feel so ashamed to be a Dane right now
Me too
me too
Hyperdrive også mig:(
Tro mig det er jeg også
same
the only thing I remember about being a baby is 9/11.
"Here comes the plane!"
It looks like he put groucho glasses minus the stache.
I'm just gonna say that "kr" stands for krumpets. You need to pay him Swedish krumpets
oH MY GOD YOUR ICON IS POPEE !!!!
YOU'RE AWESOMe I LOVE POPEE LMAO
...
Queen Zombo
It’s danish
Nah it's crumpets
The guy speaks like someone is threatening him with a gun...
its a Danish Accent lol
Obviously English is not his main language
It's called being an autist or having asparagus ( lol don't know how to spell assbrugers)
4TheWinQuinn
I actually am not a native speaker too AND propably have Asperger lol. But I don't sound like this...
Oh no! I eat asparagus!
The last 30 seconds are reminiscent of a dark knight Joker audition.
KJCollections IDubbz should be the next Joker.
I too have boneitis and I appreciate that someone is trying to simulate an experience like mine to spread awareness. Thanks for sharing eduppss
If its so immersive can start throwing hamsters at walls?
Is that what you did as a baby?
@@Lameashellcosplay who didn't?
@@MasterCoD124 touche
underrated comment
There should be a sequel:
Geriatric old man simulator: wear adult diapers, and slowly lose your memory.
That man is Danish....
I'm moving.... I can't live in the same country as that.
SioxerNic Tænkte præcis det samme, haha.
+SioxerNic Åh, ja.
+SioxerNic Elsker han siger det er svensk :)
+kristoffer FH DKK = Dwedish Kroner, no?
+thejack473 Dwedish?😊
i want idubbbz to be my mom
0:55 - The face that iDubbz makes when he questions everything in life.
Can I use this in my English project about "mental health effects on the loss of innocence"?
The adult baby roleplayers are going to love this.
Smash players?
@@BigPuddin Lol
i was really hoping for one of these today.. thanks!
glad im not the only one.
I feel violated.
Brandon Stone The perfect baby experience
MrOddmann holy *shit* xD
MrOddmann OH GOD
@@MrOddmann Well, they can't exactly report abuse to the police.
Baby asmr on point, I come here often and fall asleep to this.
Thanks again iDubbbz. more asmr plox, 5 years of this is getting old
I am watching this 5 years later on the exact same day it was posted but its 3:47 AM
Take mushrooms instead... I imagine it's similar to what infants go through.
Babies aren't braindead morons though.
thebigcheese3000 well its similar in the fact that life to small infants is essentially just bright flashes of color and interesting noises
If babies go on six hour long laughing benders then yeah
thebigcheese3000 projecting much
Weedus textires start to swirl, it's captivating
Makes me embarrassed to be Danish
Ja du har ret!
Become american
he called a baby the "most useless thing in the world"
you, my good sir, have earned a like
"I dont know why anyone would wanna be a baby in a video game."
They now have BABY HANDS in VR that was created in 2018 lmfao.
he looks like Chief Inspector Jacques Clouseau when he disguises himself to fool drifus
Hoo I'm babylegs, prrrrrooooooooooooo ooooh this is the sound I make when I'm trying to run fast. Prrrrrrrrrrrrroooooooooooo
iDubbbz you should check out _Among the Sleep_, which was actually a really good baby/toddler experience. You wouldn't want to play it for more than a couple hours (which was the length of the game) but it was a fun, interesting experience and quite well done. It did a good job at recreating the unique confusions, fears and perspectives of being a small child.
Sarah and
h
arl
I was waiting for you to make a reference to among the sleep but you never did :/
Hooded Villager yea. i was thinking of it. among the sleep and baby blues are the two that were on my mind.
+iDubbbzTV IT WAS JUST A HEIST THATS IT ONE JOB AND THEN IM DONE
+FistBumpGuy Shut up, Michael
You posh lazy fuck
+Cancer? IM THE HAND OF GOD IM THE DARK MESSIAH IM THE VENGEFUL ONE
same
how about an idubbbz simulator?
10:17 This definitely isn’t the creepiest thing iDubbbz has ever done.
Someone call child protective services
I'm pawn shop, and this is my rick harrison. I work here with my old big and my son, Hoss man. Everything in price has a story and a here. If theres 23 years ive learned after one thing its that you never know what is gonna door through that come.
Emerson Hughes Please stop this meme. Why is this a thing, that show has been on for like years, why is it a meme? Did Pappy Pyro or Loser Leafy show it and people suddenly took interest in how fucking fake it is?
Big sauce
Ive never seen this meme...i read it like the intro tho..xP where the fuck did this come from..?
Sounds like the game "Who's your daddy."
Expect it isn't shit.
+Sillybuster Trickybee "Who's your daddy?" kinda sucks after you play it like 4 times.
+PixelJoe It needs more levels and more gruesome baby deaths... I think.
+Jay Lennie no it realy dosnt
last 10 second are the content im here for
How refreshing it is to see someone else with the same opinion of babies as I do ! !
He talks like he desperately needs to take a shit but he has to finish recording first. Really charismatic.
Will there be a Breast Feeding DLC?
riiight? needs nipple
I remember when he used to say frick instead of fuck
Megavidaeos me too fuck deze dayz riyt
MegavidÆs not anymore
That baby asmr bit at the end was the best part of this haha so funny. Little beatrix let me give you a smooch
I really liked that ASMR part in the end, should I be worried?
Same 😂
it was unironically a good "experience"
of the behalf of norway a apolagize for this.
i know its danish but danmark touches norway
not really tho we don't even have a bridge to norway
but as a dane i do apologize for the baby simulator mullet man
we share ocean thats close enaugh
You are forgiven
As a dane I apologise for this game
I'm pretty sure there's already a wildly successful baby simulator out there called Among the Sleep. Heck, they even throw in extra nightmarish acid sequences and *spoiler child abuse end spoiler* for no extra charge!
lol I thought It was among the dark, I can fix dat doe
mhmm
I was thinking that as well. There already at least few games like this. And _Among The Sleep_, which has Occulus support, being among them.
It will feel big around my baby hands...
😂😂😂
🦄
Deadpool reference?
The kick starter guys accent is almost identical to the one Ian uses when he’s imitating an idiot proposing a hypothetical counter argument to what he’s saying
Looking back at this, I'm convinced the guy in this kickstarter wears diapers.
He has generic foreigner voice
BootsWithFur you are gay
@@codrinn9999 agree
He's the BUT EDUPZ guy
I think that's filthy frank in disguise
I am pretty sure he is Dade.
Why is he wearing a Play-doh nose?
“a baby, the most worthless thing in the planet” -iDubbbz
Dude, I would pay for some more iDubbbz ASMR, that shit's ADORABLE, ISN'T THAT ADORABLE
He's only asking for like $1,200 US Dollars
"Only"
that's actually a lot of money
+FUCKIN' DEGENERATE not really
+FUCKIN' DEGENERATE no it's not 😂
Ask yourself where that money goes. What I see here are pre made fucking assets.
I fealt bad for this guy. He seems nice.
Awkward as hell in front of the camera.
+Kim Jong-Un trump or Obama?
Yeah man, same. I know it's a shitty project but idk, for some odd reason I just feel bad for the guy.
TheSlyMario2416 dreams dont come true.
You guys are mean. iDubbbz is *not* autistic.
take a closer look at that snout
are we just gonna ignore how awkward this guy is, saying "you can really see the colors pop"
And all the colors shining Furrrrrrough
"convulses randomly cos its brain doesn't work" LOL, still cracking up!
I felt personally violated watching your gay outro
+Hey Now, You're a Keemstar Same...
Fuckin IDubbbz just said my name at the end with the baby thing
look at that babys legs, I bet it has crippling depression
He actually scares me, like, he just waddles in place and then stutters in a way that isn’t stuttering and then just POPS his hands out when he gets excited or is trying to REALLY prove his point. Long story, short, I’m frightened
it is danish kroner not swedish kronor we want no connection with these crazy danes
At least they aren't slowly becoming a caliphate ;-D
+Ayy kreativ meme där mannen, var fick du tag på den?
+rs0wner301 *starts swearing in swedish*
An angry little swede it seems :--D
+Ayy inte bara lite arg heller ska du veta, det ryker ur mina öron så hett det blev inom mig
+rs0wner301 I don't understand you, but hey, I know you're angry at least x-D
That asmr ending scared the hell out of me
We could play this VR game, or grow old enough so you basically have the same experience of being a baby. Sleeping a lot, shitting yourself, barely walking.
Or getting really drunk and experiencing similar things.
I totally lost it when he did that ASMR part!!🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
I wish idubbbz was my dad
*daddy
Hey now, I'd buy anything that mulleted Austrian John Oliver would sell me.
Fuck, *Swedish
am i the only one who thinks he kinda looks like filthy frank
cheyenne Tamberg What the fuck?
yes, you are
how he didn't realise that there is a weird fetish for this
How about "Who's your Daddy" YOU can be a baby in the game, and the game isn't all that shitty...
9:48 Idubbbz, WTF R U doing..? R u on drugs? If so, please contact me...
the end was a really lovely experience