It’s not really Korone’s fault though, she actually gave a fairly accurate representation of a typical episode of Sazae-san. They’re just **that** uneventful 😅
@@Gappasaurus ...huh? The punch line's easy to understand. It's a spoof of the "very special Christmas episode" that anyone in the West would get. You think it's going to be some Charlie-Brown-Christmas-tree story: their uncle brings them a fancy cake from the cake shop as a twist at the end, but after getting mad at Dad for forgetting to order a cake from the shop, they've all discovered the true meaning of Christmas isn't a fancy cake, but being there for each other-it's the cake they made themselves. Instead, their uncle's idea of a gift is just to tell them about the cake shop, which they already knew and which started the episode, and which is, let's face it, an extremely lame Christmas gift.
@@JShayTranslations Nah the full version is hilarious, just how she keeps saying all those names and laughing at things that don't even seem funny, she gets cut off like 5 times and restarts every time, and then at the end she seems so relieved to have finally told listener-san this meaningless story that went on for nearly half an hour. So funny.
The funniest part of the story is that she's trying to tell this story over the course of like an hour as she keeps getting cut off by deaths and intermissions that people in the chat are like "i don't even know what's going on anymore" lmao.
The punch line of the episode is, you think it's going to be a heartwarming twist where Norisuke brings a nice cake from the cake shop, but they've learned the true meaning of Christmas by baking their own cake. But Norisuke's "gift" is to tell them about the cake shop, which they already knew & which started the story.
@@MegaZeta But...that's not funny? Like they try to buy a cake, but forget to put an order in then bake 2 cakes because it's fun and then a guy tells them about the cake shop...okey?
@@Limrasson its funny because they think they'll get a nice heartwarming gift or something but instead it wraps back around to the cake shop that started the whole episode, its one of those punch lines that hits as you go through the episode because you spend the whole episode through that long winded set of events to finally just end on such a dumb note, the time you spent watching it is the pay off with that punch line
Oh my god Korone’s imitation of the characters are amazing. She makes them sound like Yakuza punks rolling their R’s. I did a stupid laugh every time she quoted a character.
She was probably the drunkest one out of the best. Hell Marine called her out before the game from what I saw from a different video saying how Korone probably already started drinking. Now it could be because Korone is just popular, but she probably was the drunkest member in that game. If there was someone else who got hammered more, it would be clipped lol. She literally thought Noel killed her and accused her on ghost chat and the other girls had to point out that Noel was dead lol. So many gems from Korone in that stream. The Among Us streams in general from Hololive are just fun to watch when they get subbed.
There's some really good anti-humor to Korone having a story to tell, and then taking forever to just summarize an episode of Sazae-san. Maybe that's just me, I thought that was hilarious.
@@TotemoGaijin I needed a new heel for my shoe, so I decided to go to Morganville which is what they called Shelbyville in those days. So, I tied an onion to my belt which was the style at the time.
Its amazing she can memorize whole stuff. Which is why Okayu said she is her external HD. But yeah Korone story telling is wholesome and more important than the game lol.
@@freekick042 everyone was having a lot of fun, so much fun that extended the "last game" 4 or 5 times. The stream was supposed to be like an hr and a half? They kept going till a little over 3 hrs lol.
@@JShayTranslations for most non japanesepeople who have never seen the shows thanks so much for grabbing all the images so at least we have a little idea of what's going on in this drunk rambling
Honestly im impressed, on the fact that she remembered all that and was able to tell the story properly while drunk and the fact that she didnt get sidetracked even after all thos ingame interruptions
You know, it’s still really admirable how someone so clearly drunk can manage a coherent storyline over the course of so many interruptions. Even if there’s no actual point to the story...
I love how she acts out the characters' lines in such detail. To me that means either 1) Okayu acted out the lines in the same way when she told Korone the story; or 2) Korone just made up her own idea of how the lines were delivered, based on her familiarity with the show. And I don't know which of these options I like more 😂
From what I could tell, what happened is that kid wanted cake so asked his dad to get some cake. Dad forgot to get cake so everyone had a great time baking a cake instead. At some point, an uncle comes by and says that he's got a present. He says that there's a cake shop nearby, and kid gets excited, because uncle must have brought some cake. But as it turns out, the uncle considered the info about the cake shop to be the present, so he never brought cake.
Korone on Among Us - "... this game is emotionally exhausting." Korone after beating "Atlantis no Nazo" after 13 hours - "That was really fun! I'm gonna try and beat it without losing a single life next time."
@@JShayTranslations I thought my Japanese was decent, but there were way too many characters involved in the story so I got really confused, and I couldn't bring myself to try replay the stream to make sense out of the story, but now I finally got the plot. The pictures really did help a lot. Thanks!
Loved it when at 03:43 , O2 was bleeping and she just passed both task points casually going on about Sazae-san... and they actually lost because of that.
Basically the punchline is the guy who visits didn't bring any gifts, only an info about a cake shop, and it spiraled into a long winded cake baking episode for the family
She started the story about Okayu, and I thought, "surely with that framing this story isn't going to have nothing to do with okayu or korone and is just the plot of an anime episode," but I was wrong
To this day nobody knows why Korone wanted to retell the episode of Sazae-san that Okayu told her about That being said, drunk Korone is one of the most entertaining things ever
![The Return of the Jorji: Korone Edition (Papers Please) [Eng Sub/Hololive]](http://i.ytimg.com/vi/AQcBZQt-Zgo/mqdefault.jpg)
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![Korone Completely Overwhelmed, Can't Stop Laughing in "Too Fast RPG" [Eng Subs/Hololive]](http://i.ytimg.com/vi/ZDqePU0Ssf4/mqdefault.jpg)
![An Incredibly Drunk Korone Has Way Too Much Trouble Completing Basic Tasks [Hololive]](http://i.ytimg.com/vi/3oQhmFZ-iJE/mqdefault.jpg)
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Korone gets murdered as she's telling the story: "Ah, I'm dead. So anyway..."
I knew when Korone laughed all loopy the first time. "she is so dead"
I laughed everytime that happened. XD
Obigatory “I’m die, thank you forever” comment.
"...i started blasting"
The "Oh no!...anyway" Korone
Korone: "I've been waiting to tell you guys that story"
Me, in cold sweat: "TELL US WHAT?! YOU'VE SAID NOTHING"
come on she tried and thats a cute thing especially korone reaction when she died
YOU HAVE TO READ BETWEEN THE LINES!
It’s not really Korone’s fault though, she actually gave a fairly accurate representation of a typical episode of Sazae-san. They’re just **that** uneventful 😅
@@Gappasaurus ...huh? The punch line's easy to understand. It's a spoof of the "very special Christmas episode" that anyone in the West would get.
You think it's going to be some Charlie-Brown-Christmas-tree story: their uncle brings them a fancy cake from the cake shop as a twist at the end, but after getting mad at Dad for forgetting to order a cake from the shop, they've all discovered the true meaning of Christmas isn't a fancy cake, but being there for each other-it's the cake they made themselves.
Instead, their uncle's idea of a gift is just to tell them about the cake shop, which they already knew and which started the episode, and which is, let's face it, an extremely lame Christmas gift.
@@MegaZeta ...........................................
...........................
Korone: *Dies*
Korone: "Oh no...Anyway
Her reaction wasnt even "Oh no!" ... It was more: "... eh..." XD
continues to give entire episode spoiler of kiddie anime
The new dacia sandero!
@@bluejay4214 the what?
@@bluejay4214 wasn't expecting a reference to Top Gear. Good ol James "Captain Slow" May.
The madlad translated it. She tried to tell this story for like 3-4 games? LOL
It was so funny
I was gonna only include the parts where she got cut off/restarts her story, but decided to keep in the full story for context(?)
@@JShayTranslations make a separate version?
@@JShayTranslations I like the larger more contexted versions :3
Lololol I was dying watching this and here it is translated. Absolute gold medal play.
@@JShayTranslations Nah the full version is hilarious, just how she keeps saying all those names and laughing at things that don't even seem funny, she gets cut off like 5 times and restarts every time, and then at the end she seems so relieved to have finally told listener-san this meaningless story that went on for nearly half an hour. So funny.
Drunk korone is a gift to humanity
She is regardless of her BAC
*_Korone_* is a gift to humanity.
*19 years later*
Legend says, she's still trying to finish the story to this day...
The funniest part of the story is that she's trying to tell this story over the course of like an hour as she keeps getting cut off by deaths and intermissions that people in the chat are like "i don't even know what's going on anymore" lmao.
You could just watch the episode in the time it takes for her to explain it lol
Where's the fun in that?
Korone is Korone. She will not be stopped.
@@trystan7533 the story become confusing because the story teller always get interupted and got short term memory lol.
@@paybacksuper3670 oh, my comment was towards UPG.
I wish I enjoyed anything as much as korone does telling a story about someone else telling them about an old episode of anime
For real, no way she just heard about that episode. She must have watched it since I don't think Okayu gave her that much detail lol
The thing is... that series is still airing, nobody can kill Sazae-san, it's even older than dragon ball and has more episodes than one piece.
@@Dewani90 damn, that's crazy
@@Dewani90 yeah it has like 7000 something episodes
@@Dewani90 One Piece is not even close in episodes to Sazae-san
I watched that entire thing but didn't get a single thing out of the story so I'm just gonna chalk it up to a drunk rambling dog
The punch line of the episode is, you think it's going to be a heartwarming twist where Norisuke brings a nice cake from the cake shop, but they've learned the true meaning of Christmas by baking their own cake. But Norisuke's "gift" is to tell them about the cake shop, which they already knew & which started the story.
as with anything in life. The good parts anyway.
@@MegaZeta But...that's not funny? Like they try to buy a cake, but forget to put an order in then bake 2 cakes because it's fun and then a guy tells them about the cake shop...okey?
@@Limrasson its funny because they think they'll get a nice heartwarming gift or something but instead it wraps back around to the cake shop that started the whole episode, its one of those punch lines that hits as you go through the episode because you spend the whole episode through that long winded set of events to finally just end on such a dumb note, the time you spent watching it is the pay off with that punch line
@@MontySlython Ah right, I suspected as, so it's basically funny because of the prep work and the delivery.
I guess you have to run a bakery shop to truly understand the subtleties of this story
"To be fair, your bakery must have a rating of 5 stars to understand the subtle and complex plot of Korone's Infinite Story"
Korone: *dies*
Noels ghost: *floats by*
Korone: "ah, noel killed me"
*emergency meeting happens*
Korone:
*sigh* "Can you guys just... get this over with? I'm trying to tell a story here!"
Imagine her telling bed time stories to her children.
They will find her mom still telling stories while they wake up for school.
Korone: Ssho... sho there's thish kid, right? And he's tryin' ta find the One Piece!
Risu: Korosan, I'm going to be late!
@@johndaniel7161 I wonder what would happen first : Oda finishing One Piece, or Korone's retelling the story up to the latest chapter.
@@fnors2 oda.
Korone will have to reloop and talk about another thing thats as long as the previous one
@@johndaniel7161 😂😂 I died
Thank you for this
"i've been dying to tell you something"
*Continues to read a whole script of an episode of the anime
Korone's weirdness aside, mad respect to Jshay for translating the whole thing XD
Korone's expression of being genuinely fed up with the game going on when someone presses the emergency button has me in tears
Oh my god Korone’s imitation of the characters are amazing. She makes them sound like Yakuza punks rolling their R’s. I did a stupid laugh every time she quoted a character.
She was probably the drunkest one out of the best. Hell Marine called her out before the game from what I saw from a different video saying how Korone probably already started drinking. Now it could be because Korone is just popular, but she probably was the drunkest member in that game. If there was someone else who got hammered more, it would be clipped lol. She literally thought Noel killed her and accused her on ghost chat and the other girls had to point out that Noel was dead lol. So many gems from Korone in that stream. The Among Us streams in general from Hololive are just fun to watch when they get subbed.
Yeah Okayu later said that Korone was already kinda wasted before even starting the stream lol, she also said Okayu herself had never been so drunk
@@SantiagoRodriguez-zi3gv Yea, I saw that clip. It's pretty hard to tell with people who are chill like Okayu.
Yeah, they met 1 hour before stream to chat and drink then okayu said that korone was already wasted lmao
@@uw63926 Well at least we know that Korosan knows how to pregame
Korone would be a perfect Luis in Ant man.
Oh God now I can only imagine her reenacting the whole episode just like that lol
Luis vs drunk korone
The fastest talker vs the slowest talker
There's some really good anti-humor to Korone having a story to tell, and then taking forever to just summarize an episode of Sazae-san. Maybe that's just me, I thought that was hilarious.
Drunken accidental anti-humor is the best anti-humor.
And then it was a shaggy dog story to boot 😂
its literally like a norm macdonald joke lol
Drunk Korone is so precious. The way she emphasizes her words is adorable
Korone's accent and the typical drunk slur is absolutely precious. She'd be fun to party with.
its like one of those stories you try to tell your parents as a kid and theyre just like “sure buddy” while not really listening
No, this is a grandpa story that goes absolutely nowhere and has no purpose, lol.
@@TotemoGaijin I needed a new heel for my shoe, so I decided to go to Morganville which is what they called Shelbyville in those days. So, I tied an onion to my belt which was the style at the time.
@@XCAltoona You call hamburgers, steamed hams?
And then he said "The info about that cake shop was my souvenir to you!" Funniest shit I've ever seen.
For us she's just rambling about some weird cartoon episode but in her mind she's just enjoying Okayu telling her the story again
Drunk Korone dying while telling us a story is the most accurate example of an ''Oh no ... Anyways'' occurence in this world
Its amazing she can memorize whole stuff. Which is why Okayu said she is her external HD. But yeah Korone story telling is wholesome and more important than the game lol.
For the first time in my life, I was actually interested in what will be the outcome of a drunken meandering.
I like the fact that when she’s drunk her character eyes becomes kinds droopy.
I'm just amazed she was able to remember where she left off so easily. I have a hard time doing that when sober. Also, she is absolutely blasted.
Awwww Sazae san, that brings back so many memories from my childhood lol
Tq!! Finally a channel translate the story🙏
Yeah, I started this one a while ago, but when I noticed no one else had translated the full story, I decided to put priority on this vid
@@JShayTranslations Me too, I was wondering why they dont translate it. That's why I am really thankful of your work on translating this, again tq
@@zkhonsaiyan They probably didn't translate it since it's all over the place
@@beu9245 it being all over the place makes it more funny. :3
@@JShayTranslations Thank you for your contribution to the English vtuber world. Your work and efforts are highly appreciated! :D!!
One of Diavolo's death: listening to an infinite story
bigg dumm
It seemed like everyone was targeting Korone or something in this stream because she's always one of the first ones to get killed in every match
I like to imagine it that Imposter know Korone gut feeling is very accurate, and decided...
Imposter: you are too dangerous to be left alive
She just was isolated most of the time, beelining for tasks while telling the story instead of grouping with others
That's what happens when you are crew speedrunning tasks. Most of the time, you're alone. Easy target. That's just how the game works.
She away go alone to be target, however this stream Miko is most pitiful, because everyone drunken and lost respect for senpai anymore
@@freekick042 everyone was having a lot of fun, so much fun that extended the "last game" 4 or 5 times. The stream was supposed to be like an hr and a half? They kept going till a little over 3 hrs lol.
Thanks for the translations! I thought her story was never going to be translated cause it was so long xD
Thanks for waiting and watching! It took me a while to fully understand the story she was trying to tell (and edit it down/collect pictures)
@@JShayTranslations for most non japanesepeople who have never seen the shows thanks so much for grabbing all the images so at least we have a little idea of what's going on in this drunk rambling
This is me when I try to explain a story to my friends.
Yeah, I communicate easily with others, but storytelling? Nah. I loop around 4-5 times on a part of the story before moving on.
The funniest thing about how long Sazae-san is, is that they could recycle several storylines and nobody would ever notice.
I love that she keeps getting bothered that them playing the game is interrupting her telling her story "ah, here we go again" lmao
Honestly im impressed, on the fact that she remembered all that and was able to tell the story properly while drunk and the fact that she didnt get sidetracked even after all thos ingame interruptions
You know, it’s still really admirable how someone so clearly drunk can manage a coherent storyline over the course of so many interruptions.
Even if there’s no actual point to the story...
Imagine korone with truth serum
Like the story about when she was walking around with Subaru and commented that some guy in a blue jacket was megaman.
Chat has no idea what she' trying to say anymore, but she seems happy telling it, so let's just give it to her.
Korone's drunk voice sounds like her normal voice
More sleepy sounding though
2:34 "NANDA KONO GEIMU"
I love how she acts out the characters' lines in such detail. To me that means either 1) Okayu acted out the lines in the same way when she told Korone the story; or 2) Korone just made up her own idea of how the lines were delivered, based on her familiarity with the show. And I don't know which of these options I like more 😂
Korone doesn't even bothered when she died and continues her story
She didn't even flinched
So far all I got is that there was something about cake
From what I could tell, what happened is that kid wanted cake so asked his dad to get some cake. Dad forgot to get cake so everyone had a great time baking a cake instead. At some point, an uncle comes by and says that he's got a present. He says that there's a cake shop nearby, and kid gets excited, because uncle must have brought some cake. But as it turns out, the uncle considered the info about the cake shop to be the present, so he never brought cake.
Korone on Among Us - "... this game is emotionally exhausting."
Korone after beating "Atlantis no Nazo" after 13 hours - "That was really fun! I'm gonna try and beat it without losing a single life next time."
Yay, you did it.
I haven't seen the episode myself, so lemme tell ya, it's was tough trying to piece together any coherent storyline XD
@@JShayTranslations the pictures really help keep track of all the character
gj
@@JShayTranslations I thought my Japanese was decent, but there were way too many characters involved in the story so I got really confused, and I couldn't bring myself to try replay the stream to make sense out of the story, but now I finally got the plot. The pictures really did help a lot. Thanks!
5:53 My favorite part. 😂
Note..
Don't let your Dog drink an alcohol
Wondering, what other girls were talking about while Korone was telling this story.
Miko was yelling a lot, Okayu was wasted and Botan was eating chicken
Well, it wasn't Sazae-san, that's for sure
"Jotaro-san can stop time for at least 4 seconds"
Also Jotaro's dialogue in time stop :
(applicable for DIO as well..)
Loved it when at 03:43 , O2 was bleeping and she just passed both task points casually going on about Sazae-san... and they actually lost because of that.
@Back to Andy They can't...? Then my mistake, i'm sorry. I don't play this game, so i didn't know.
funny thing is that when you were going to search for Among us in Japanese one of the recommendations was Sazae-san.
Thank you for translating the whole story. When the game was going on, I was more invested in what ever story she was telling than the game going on.
The moral of the story.... Korone wanted to eat cake not play Among Us
Drunk Korone is such a funny show. We need more drunk Korone streams!
She's like a drunk uncle. The rambling story will end or the universe will, there are no other options.
God dangit that thumbnail make me laugh more than I should, it's 2 am in here lmao
Maybe she can summarize all of Sazae-san episodes while being drunk
We'd sooner see the heat death of the universe.
7:09 she is humming ending theme from sazae-san
Oh my I love this so much
It's like I'm listening to an older version of Korone who works in the office.
thank you so much! i was curious about the story i cant sleep well lol
i have absolutely no idea what this dog talking about
But I absolutely enjoy every seconds of it
This was like a rakugo story but the humour wasn't the story but in the telling
Lowkey better than reading manga
Basically the punchline is the guy who visits didn't bring any gifts, only an info about a cake shop, and it spiraled into a long winded cake baking episode for the family
Korone: “I love you guys! And now we’re gonna graduate and I’m never gonna see you guys again, man! 🥴”
This is the ultimate compilation of "Oh no! Anyway..."
She started the story about Okayu, and I thought, "surely with that framing this story isn't going to have nothing to do with okayu or korone and is just the plot of an anime episode," but I was wrong
this felt like a drawn out norm macdonald joke with no punchline lmao
1:33 4:01 super nova laugh
Why does it feel like she's told me an entire episode of some obscure slice of life anime not much people know about? Ahahaha
@@printspike yeah even people that don’t watch anime watch Sazae-San. :D
Sazae-san to the Japanese is pretty much like what the Simpson is to the Westerners
In Japan, virtually every anime you've ever watched is obscure compared to the one she was talking about
This really feels like an Andy Kaufman bit
rambling drunk doggo is very cute
Now I need to play this game drunk too
2:30
She can see the matrix.
Korone: and they make a cake HAHAHA
Korone: yule log HAHAHA
Me - smiling not sure what she's talking about
To this day nobody knows why Korone wanted to retell the episode of Sazae-san that Okayu told her about
That being said, drunk Korone is one of the most entertaining things ever
So I guess Korone is like pizza. Even when she's bad she's still pretty good.
Some would even say that she's the best.
Korone's laugh is da *BEST*
That thumbnail is so cuuuute~
oh i died. (not even three full stops.) and so back to the story...
Her laugh is too *PRECIOUS*
Even when drunk Korone makes more sense than most people I know.
I could watch a whole stream of Korone reciting a Sazae-san episode
For the first 30 seconds, I thought she was talking to the other players and had forgotten that they couldn't hear her.
She's just telling an entire episode to every little detail
those improv classes are paying off
dude, its was trending that day xD like 1 hour haha
Korone dies: "Oh no! Anyways."
Only Korone could take longer to talk about an anime episode than the actual episode itself.
LOL she just keeps telling her story not caring about the game.
Also I didn't think it was possible for Korone to get cuter but here we are.
Why do I suspect the actual episode would take less time to watch than this retelling, and yet only be half as entertaining?
Drunk Korone = calm Korone storytelling mode XD
Korone: And Katsuo like - I feel like a stack kill is happening here
Normal player get killed: Ahhh i knew it!!
Korone : Oh no, anyways...
So she just recapped an entire episode, no one else but Korone
I don't think i'm worthy to have drunk korone in my life.