Schlatt Being Gay for 13 Minutes Straight

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  • Опубликовано: 16 апр 2023
  • Schlatt Being Gay for 13 Minutes Straight.
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    this is a compilation of jschlatt being gay. jschlatt and friends making gay jokes for 16 minutes. several clips of the big guy including jschlatt kissing austin and more sus activities from the jschlatt wii videos.
    #jschlatt #schlatt #bigguy
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  • @HardSkolas
    @HardSkolas Год назад +8076

    Schlatt’s sexual orientation falls under strategic ambiguity.

    • @no-rq8dh
      @no-rq8dh Год назад +68

      Isn’t that just queer-baiting👁️🫦👁️

    • @WhiteWolf-lm7gj
      @WhiteWolf-lm7gj Год назад +473

      @@no-rq8dh No, it's getting that bank

    • @no-rq8dh
      @no-rq8dh Год назад

      @@WhiteWolf-lm7gj pretending to be queer to make money is queer-baiting tho🫵🏼🤥

    • @begurb
      @begurb Год назад +10

      😂❤

    • @pissapocalypse
      @pissapocalypse Год назад +338

      ​@@no-rq8dh No, queer baiting is when you have two pixels of women holding hands for half a second in the background of your movie so you can say you included a gay couple lol

  • @bambii-_
    @bambii-_ Год назад +6121

    one of these days Schlatt will come out and half of his fans will be super confused and rattled and the other half will go ''i thought he did that already, no surprises here''

    • @Milk-ck1wv
      @Milk-ck1wv Год назад +156

      Some will think he was just kidding the entire times

    • @incognitoman3656
      @incognitoman3656 Год назад +75

      He’s not trying to hide it he IS gay prove otherwise

    • @tidyyyy
      @tidyyyy 8 месяцев назад +106

      ​@@Milk-ck1wv"the straightest men act the gayest" -sun tzu, the art of gay

    • @jack751
      @jack751 7 месяцев назад +5

      @@incognitoman3656 he's clearly joking 🚶‍♂

    • @cesartenorio1486
      @cesartenorio1486 7 месяцев назад +2

      ​@@jack751wdym

  • @brianfoong3097
    @brianfoong3097 Год назад +9796

    schlatt acting straight for so long should be given an award

    • @ItzWonkyYt
      @ItzWonkyYt Год назад +22

      I was the 500th person to like this legendary comment

    • @drowned2204
      @drowned2204 Год назад +5

      @@ItzWonkyYt no

    • @paradox6331
      @paradox6331 Год назад +7

      "oscar"

    • @ItzWonkyYt
      @ItzWonkyYt Год назад +29

      @@paradox6331 lock your doors tonight

    • @ItzWonkyYt
      @ItzWonkyYt Год назад +2

      @@JMoney_TheGangster shut or nub

  • @armageddongirl612
    @armageddongirl612 Год назад +4158

    impressive how he managed to be gay for 1 less minute

    • @wariogamer69
      @wariogamer69 Год назад +19

      How he manages to act straight

    • @webbyflippydippy
      @webbyflippydippy 11 месяцев назад

      how the fuck are you everywhere i go, get out of my head aradia pfp

  • @ludicroussodomy
    @ludicroussodomy Год назад +1484

    jschlatt is a genius for fitting "gay" and "straight" in the same title

    • @lunais_silverwing
      @lunais_silverwing Год назад +95

      I have a feeling that when he says "I'm so comfortable with my sexuality" its cause hes either bi/pan so he srsly doesnt give a damn what others think at this point, or he's ace, and mocking us all. Either way, its absolute gold. And if I'm wrong, then so be it, he played me like a cheap fiddle, but the music was grand.

    • @0rbeez
      @0rbeez Год назад +47

      @@lunais_silverwing I’m ABSOLUTELY stealing the phrase “he played me like a fiddle, but the music was good”

    • @lunais_silverwing
      @lunais_silverwing Год назад +23

      @@0rbeez "grand" My dear, if you are quoting

    • @oc1208
      @oc1208 9 месяцев назад +6

      @@lunais_silverwing
      I acted or said gay things with my friends and male cousins as a joke because I was comfortable with my sexuality (straightness) and so were they, so schlatt is likely doing the same thing.

    • @ArentTheyHappy
      @ArentTheyHappy 5 месяцев назад

      For fitting "gay" and "homophobic"

  • @Cheeseable69
    @Cheeseable69 Год назад +1352

    james typing /leave and /exit actually had me on the floor.

    • @Leviathanlight
      @Leviathanlight Год назад +27

      he should've done that in the chat earlier

  • @Etrancical
    @Etrancical Год назад +2718

    Schlatt has kissed more men than I've kissed women
    Edit: I love all the comments saying it's not hard to beat zero

    • @JaxonGrijalva
      @JaxonGrijalva Год назад +40

      Eh, who hasn't?

    • @BordakFamily
      @BordakFamily Год назад +23

      /j Yeah, because you cant get women.

    • @Niakomariako
      @Niakomariako 11 месяцев назад +61

      Same (im a lesbian)

    • @obiwancannoli1920
      @obiwancannoli1920 10 месяцев назад +27

      ​​​@@Niakomariako no way you're pyrocynical

    • @Niakomariako
      @Niakomariako 10 месяцев назад +8

      @@obiwancannoli1920 ikr 😓

  • @ZoeBateman
    @ZoeBateman 11 месяцев назад +241

    I feel like he’s either the person most comfortable with his sexuality on the planet, or he’s “closeted”, except the door to the closet is open and everyone can see him in there

    • @kavik6722
      @kavik6722 5 месяцев назад +21

      That's actually a great way to put it

  • @megjacoby5136
    @megjacoby5136 Год назад +2325

    i feel like this is a prelude to him coming out

    • @elliot_rat
      @elliot_rat Год назад +253

      i get the feeling schlatt is as out as he can be

    • @realcupojoe
      @realcupojoe Год назад +153

      Bro busted the closet door down with power and precision

    • @foreverd4nk796
      @foreverd4nk796 Год назад +13

      More like qualude

    • @S_K_24
      @S_K_24 Год назад +7

      Impossible

    • @loganvanderholt9435
      @loganvanderholt9435 Год назад +11

      This IS him coming out lol

  • @DecoyZ
    @DecoyZ Год назад +1803

    Mf is either the most confident straight man on the planet or a truly gay icon
    (or just an average Bisexual)

  • @Rune_Wave_
    @Rune_Wave_ Год назад +7681

    So do we all agree that schlatt should be the face of pride month?

    • @the404error7
      @the404error7 Год назад

      Well, Pride month is just an excuse for capitalists to make money from the LGBT so it's fitting.

    • @udvun116
      @udvun116 Год назад +78

      Yes

    • @spiritbx1337
      @spiritbx1337 Год назад +427

      I mean, as the inventor of gay people he should at least get an honorable mention or something.

    • @areyoulostbabygorl231
      @areyoulostbabygorl231 Год назад +53

      he already is

    • @smelllyratguy
      @smelllyratguy Год назад +18

      yes

  • @coffeebean426
    @coffeebean426 Год назад +253

    Schlatt's the kind of guy to ask to kiss his homies goodnight and not wait for an answer

    • @Aaron_HD
      @Aaron_HD Год назад +18

      Real homies don't need to ask

  • @Shmorgus
    @Shmorgus Год назад +613

    he absolutely shlays

  • @marzsminecraft
    @marzsminecraft Год назад +464

    dude. this guy is so strategic. people relate to him weather they're gay or straight or anything in between. like he is just so insanely good at his job.

  • @SlavicSoyboi
    @SlavicSoyboi Год назад +1965

    This is the perfect video to watch while feeling submissive and breedable

    • @violentsponge2657
      @violentsponge2657 Год назад +43

      I watch this video a lot for that very reason!

    • @LtCdrXander
      @LtCdrXander Год назад

      I don't need to watch the video to feel that way. That's just how submissive and breedable I am. If women were the ones with the schlongs, then you already know I would be suckin' em all night long.
      It's not gay. It's just business.

    • @capperbuns
      @capperbuns Год назад +7

      Would.

    • @alexandredasilvavilasboasrosas
      @alexandredasilvavilasboasrosas Год назад +48

      i hate when kids say that.
      like bro go do your homework it needs to be submitted and readable

    • @violentsponge2657
      @violentsponge2657 Год назад +72

      @@alexandredasilvavilasboasrosas If i had a dime for every time i read that i would have a house right now. Let people have fun its a silly fun Phrase

  • @HeisenbergFam
    @HeisenbergFam Год назад +633

    "Schlatt" being gay is so good that Schlagg felt compelled to reupload this fine piece yet again

    • @sh1kes
      @sh1kes Год назад +1

      yeah 👍 (schlatatatatata oooaaa)

    • @shadier8739
      @shadier8739 Год назад

      its shorter maybe they removed a clip

    • @bido64
      @bido64 Год назад

      okay it's the 3rd time today i've seen you wtf bro's the next justin y

    • @shadier8739
      @shadier8739 Год назад

      @@bido64 h

    • @sh1kes
      @sh1kes Год назад +1

      @@bido64 it's usually some seeking attention by commenting everywhere lol

  • @chicnuggs8238
    @chicnuggs8238 Год назад +203

    I love how Schlatt's whole brand surrounds his inability to be serious. Everything he says can, and often is interpreted as a joke. We never know when Schlatt is stating a genuine opinion, or if he's being the big man. This's the same man that has his pinned tweet as "I like men", and we STILL dunno if he genuinely likes men

    • @is2xaccc
      @is2xaccc 3 месяца назад +2

      THIS IS SO TRUE LMAO

  • @The_EGGBUTCOOLER
    @The_EGGBUTCOOLER Год назад +319

    So he is gay for 13 minutes straight or he is straight for 13 minutes gay?

  • @Mack10011
    @Mack10011 Год назад +190

    schlatt: "can i catch a single break?"
    also schlatt: kisses the homies
    (dont worry, its not gay if its with the homies)

  • @JessicaFEREM
    @JessicaFEREM 8 месяцев назад +79

    slagg doesn't struggle with gay thoughts he's actually quite good at it.

  • @arandom7595
    @arandom7595 Год назад +182

    Thank you Jschlatt for introducing me to men, I'll never go back

  • @schroedericeman7200
    @schroedericeman7200 Год назад +260

    This is a real inclusion moment. Thanks Jebediah Schlagg

  • @Poocas
    @Poocas Год назад +1011

    It's funnier now that we know schlatt owns this channel 😂
    Edit: (yes have commented this before)

    • @Confused_Savior
      @Confused_Savior Год назад +11

      Eyyy, it's you again from the last video

    • @flareflames
      @flareflames Год назад +15

      Yeah i thought this was a fan channel, howd you know he owns it? /gq

    • @monikafiori
      @monikafiori Год назад +61

      @@nanajade. well, he posted original videos here and called the viewers 'shlagheads' and he talked at one of his podcasts (probably chuckle sandwich, he has to respect his word quota on sleep deprived) about struggling with monetization of this channel lol

    • @OnlySushiCat
      @OnlySushiCat Год назад +42

      ​@@nanajade. he owns it but someone uploads for him, I think he explained in a podcast

  • @fenior
    @fenior Год назад +85

    My friend saw him in public "eating human food" in a restaurant and said it was the most terrifying experience.
    He took a picture and I agree.
    I never got so uncomfortable from a picture of a humanoid creature drinking water.

  • @arieldougan2021
    @arieldougan2021 Год назад +93

    I never thought I’d see a three way with Shlatt, Ludwig and Ethan.

    • @animaysons728
      @animaysons728 Год назад +4

      Which video is that from? I can’t remember and it’s bugging me lmao

    • @pibblepott
      @pibblepott 11 месяцев назад +2

      It’s Austin I thought but maybe I’m dumb

  • @Pixeling63
    @Pixeling63 Год назад +37

    Schlatt: "Being gay for 13 minutes straight"
    Evil Schlatt: "Being straight for 13 minutes gay"

  • @nicholasdrost693
    @nicholasdrost693 Год назад +74

    Guys, I'm starting to think it's not a joke anymore

  • @jakinijeninja
    @jakinijeninja Год назад +127

    so good of a video it needed to be posted twice

    • @danylfilatov
      @danylfilatov Год назад +13

      Thank god I'm not the only one, i thought I was tripping

  • @TheInfamousIronMan
    @TheInfamousIronMan Год назад +31

    Knowing that Schlatt put this together himself makes it so much better.

  • @lunais_silverwing
    @lunais_silverwing Год назад +61

    I want to take schlatt to my favorite drag bar. Bet one of the queens would take him home😂

  • @chadyourmaxdashdaddy
    @chadyourmaxdashdaddy Год назад +64

    Can’t wait to watch this for the first time

  • @sleepyboi404
    @sleepyboi404 Год назад +51

    Damn Ludwig’s so supportive

  • @jinglethehappyman2894
    @jinglethehappyman2894 7 месяцев назад +21

    0:06 missed opportunity to put "13 minutes gay" instead of "13 Minutes straight"

  • @JFAnims
    @JFAnims Год назад +10

    Schlatt the first guy to have Schrodinger's Sexuality Syndrome. He is both gay and straight until the joke is observed

  • @JaycodaJr
    @JaycodaJr Год назад +24

    For a straight guy, he sure knows how to like men!

  • @somerandomhumanbeingonthei1924
    @somerandomhumanbeingonthei1924 10 месяцев назад +22

    You know I would be LESS surprised if Schlatt actually liked men than if he didn’t

  • @iinfernox
    @iinfernox Год назад +23

    8:13 id if they saw the part in the video but schlatt was totally right about lucas lmao, he went off

    • @BewilderedCitrus
      @BewilderedCitrus 4 месяца назад +2

      I was looking for this comment! Like, dude was 100% on point with that just off one look

  • @livinghumanlifeform7676
    @livinghumanlifeform7676 10 месяцев назад +30

    He is a true Bi icon! The face of the community I’ll say

  • @alexwolfe
    @alexwolfe Год назад +18

    glad to know schlatt is both paying for and making money on this content

  • @joshuacriddle-eg4fgkok
    @joshuacriddle-eg4fgkok 11 месяцев назад +15

    0:52 the face of a lier

  • @jgcoverkknot5701
    @jgcoverkknot5701 Год назад +197

    They call him gay, he swears he's straight, we all really know what he is: the truest Bi-con of all, a pillar of the community 💙💜

  • @rr2ed893
    @rr2ed893 Год назад +15

    I see absolutely no difference between normal schlatt and this.

  • @tome_1701
    @tome_1701 Год назад +12

    There's so many of these clips that i'm not even sure it's just a joke anymore.

  • @-G3m1n1-
    @-G3m1n1- Год назад +12

    The fact that this was posted by schlatt actually is just-
    He knows he’s gay at this point-

  • @Maia_here
    @Maia_here 10 месяцев назад +12

    5:01 WHATTT

  • @NoomiBLiNX
    @NoomiBLiNX Год назад +19

    1:52 i wanna be able to do that with my friends 😭 they aint cool like that

    • @bodaciousfallacious275
      @bodaciousfallacious275 Год назад +8

      Fr I have a straight friend who goes in for the smooch with anyone if you stare at him for just a second too long 💀

    • @fart63
      @fart63 Год назад +4

      @@bodaciousfallacious275 bro is down horrendous

  • @spn_girl73
    @spn_girl73 Год назад +11

    10:17 - what did the table do to deserve that?😂

  • @just_alexis_
    @just_alexis_ Год назад +8

    it's funny knowing this channel actually belongs to the big guy himself

  • @FriendlySerial
    @FriendlySerial Год назад +34

    why does no one talk about the time he recorded himself using a bidet 💀

    • @dusk.8914
      @dusk.8914 9 месяцев назад +2

      Wait is there a link?

    • @FriendlySerial
      @FriendlySerial 9 месяцев назад

      @@dusk.8914 ruclips.net/video/cHoy09MKGJ4/видео.htmlsi=z1Z4tK3iEp-rDhy-
      my friend

  • @mango4981
    @mango4981 Год назад +15

    How were you able to narrow this down into only 13 minutes?

  • @its_lemon_19
    @its_lemon_19 7 месяцев назад +10

    5:45 me and my friend did this once except she was bi and I'm a lesbian but we would swerve at the last minute and whisper yell in the other's ear "RIZZ" and all of our friends just got so annoyed and kept going "bro honestly just kiss already" except we kept swerving until we accidentally didn't and it was so funny😭

  • @bryangalvin87
    @bryangalvin87 Год назад +15

    0:36 I actually did that one time when I was younger, but then my mom spanked me and I was like "nope, never again"

  • @josiah1435
    @josiah1435 10 месяцев назад +5

    8:27, Lucas was never the same after that day

  • @Monika_Aurelian
    @Monika_Aurelian Год назад +16

    What a good day to be a Schlagghead

  • @EchanteDante
    @EchanteDante Год назад +12

    I’d definitely go out with schlatt he is funny as hell, is really cute, and I bet he is a total freak

  • @SGlizzzy
    @SGlizzzy Год назад +68

    Mom can we get dementia?
    No son we have dementia at home
    No son we have dementia at home
    No son we...
    Dementia at home:

  • @Yourfriend_Ghostboy
    @Yourfriend_Ghostboy Год назад +5

    i never get tired of Schlatt being gay

  • @juniistar
    @juniistar Год назад +10

    this video could be more than an hour long tbh

  • @chuk_udi
    @chuk_udi Год назад +6

    I live on a University campus in Jamaica and when i tell you i'm so glad i put earphones in before playing this video.

  • @SrSteve404
    @SrSteve404 4 месяца назад +24

    clickbait. Those 13 minutes were NOT straight

    • @Aiecist
      @Aiecist 21 день назад

      HAAHHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAA

  • @JoshGoblin
    @JoshGoblin 10 месяцев назад +4

    Jschlatt’s content is like if Seinfeld was actually funny

  • @CHILLIN2540
    @CHILLIN2540 Год назад +5

    8:48 Nah, Michigan may be experiencing a heat wave but this guy is in Harlem, and I'm pretty sure it's the reason for the heat wave

  • @bargigulsadullaevasadullae1406
    @bargigulsadullaevasadullae1406 Год назад +8

    OH GOD THIS LOOKS GORGEOUS

  • @FlantisFroggu
    @FlantisFroggu Год назад +5

    4:22 I remember this clip differently and way better

  • @globalka
    @globalka Год назад +2

    I've been waiting for this video for so long

  • @esteban-eq9jf
    @esteban-eq9jf Год назад +3

    i just watched another one from this hours ago and now i see this, excellent

  • @ethancoltrane5754
    @ethancoltrane5754 Год назад +4

    3:42: the fact that i recognize that gif...

  • @GrimblyGoo
    @GrimblyGoo 4 месяца назад +3

    13:24 you know he said it like that because he WANTED it to say it was a lie, he needs to continue the joke to milk it for content

  • @StayGraso
    @StayGraso Год назад +1

    I love that I watched the video like 2 minutes after It came out, and RUclips notified me about it 20 mins later😮‍💨

  • @YourPapa
    @YourPapa Год назад +5

    There aint no way he's being gay for 13 minutes "straight".

  • @ItsMateo20
    @ItsMateo20 10 месяцев назад +8

    nah why is 2:04 the most watched part

  • @drfedora9485
    @drfedora9485 Год назад +4

    I love you schlagg

  • @W3SXX7
    @W3SXX7 Год назад +1

    Phone died so I went back to rewatch and it wasn’t there. Glad to see the reupload, thought I was crazy for an hour

  • @andyirwin4228
    @andyirwin4228 Год назад +30

    Only OGs know this is a reupload.

  • @Spetia
    @Spetia Год назад +26

    Schlatt is adorable, I would date him, he probably wouldn't date me though.

    • @SlavicSoyboi
      @SlavicSoyboi Год назад +10

      Same, he would also not be into me (a girl😓)

    • @dusk.8914
      @dusk.8914 9 месяцев назад

      I hope that he’s bisexual cus I’m a big simp for him. maybe in another life. (This sounds obsessive)

    • @grandmabiscuits
      @grandmabiscuits 5 месяцев назад

      he’s boyfriend material fr. great music taste too.

  • @MemerJanOfficial
    @MemerJanOfficial 10 месяцев назад +3

    13 Minutes STRAIGHT?!

  • @cgumby
    @cgumby Год назад +4

    schlatt should sprinkle some clips from the sdp gaming vids in these comps

  • @cakethel2058
    @cakethel2058 Год назад +505

    I was the most homophobic man alive untill is saw schlatt 🥵😩

  • @sple3ns
    @sple3ns Год назад +3

    Great, that thumbnail is gonna give me nightmares. Thanks man :)

  • @Geilolp.
    @Geilolp. 2 месяца назад +1

    1:51 that is actually flabbergasting. that had me bamboozled and shocked

  • @devons.3481
    @devons.3481 7 месяцев назад +5

    we love a bi king 👑

  • @jakukuja7736
    @jakukuja7736 Год назад +16

    I bet this will get reuploaded 12 more times. Each vid 1min less, and the last vid will be coming out

    • @Malphas38th
      @Malphas38th Год назад +1

      I’m placing my bet on yours

  • @emma_nutella58
    @emma_nutella58 Год назад +1

    So glad Schlatt is coming out

  • @grandmabiscuits
    @grandmabiscuits 5 месяцев назад +1

    he’s just gonna casually turn up with a boyfriend one day and when people are evidently confused he’s just gonna be like. was it not obvious? i didn’t think i was going to actually have to say it.

  • @scottmansfield626
    @scottmansfield626 Год назад +3

    13 minutes more like 23 years.

  • @pawbles
    @pawbles Год назад +3

    why was this deleted the moment it was put up lmao

  • @ccorndog
    @ccorndog 4 месяца назад +1

    schlatg having beef with kids is hilarious

  • @sallgoodman6563
    @sallgoodman6563 5 месяцев назад +1

    This shouldn’t be 13 minutes straight. It should be 13 minutes gay.

  • @Klaein
    @Klaein Год назад +3

    im not even going to be surprised if schlatt comes out of the closet all of a sudden

  • @Narrativerse
    @Narrativerse Год назад +5

    13:33 He's BI then!

  • @fallencloser5028
    @fallencloser5028 Год назад +1

    Made my day lamo i laughted too much:')

  • @_fragment
    @_fragment Год назад +2

    what must be understood is that schlatt made the active decision to make this video. schlatt wanted to make a compilation of himself being gay. this must mean somethi

  • @Gray_Does_Genocide
    @Gray_Does_Genocide Год назад +4

    how can he be GAY for thirteen minutes STRAIGHT? 🤔

  • @RebeccaRitch
    @RebeccaRitch 4 месяца назад +3

    Sure. 13 minutes "straight "

  • @mygoodfriendcosmo
    @mygoodfriendcosmo Год назад +1

    i’m waiting for one of these compilations to include the videos he did with milomumbles

  • @thatdudeAaron
    @thatdudeAaron 11 месяцев назад +1

    it's gotten to that point where I can't tell for the life of me if jschlatt is actually gay/bi/whatever or if it's a joke, but I'm all for it

  • @Wuhwuhwhaaat
    @Wuhwuhwhaaat 9 месяцев назад +3

    10:58 tf happening in the bottom left cubby

  • @ihadastrokereadingthis
    @ihadastrokereadingthis Год назад +3

    anyone else got here after the comp got ‘privated’ and got banned? no? just me huh

  • @bubblegun.lover.1355
    @bubblegun.lover.1355 10 месяцев назад +1

    Bro was sweating on the last question 😂😂

  • @anirudhmurthy5880
    @anirudhmurthy5880 3 месяца назад

    it really took "schlagg" a lot of training from the "events of '99" to dodge that lie detector