Boofed and Spooked - Ep. 75

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  • Опубликовано: 26 авг 2024

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  • @michaelmcarthur2944
    @michaelmcarthur2944 Год назад +387

    After listening to poob describe how he accidentally drunkenly smooth talked his way into a high class hotel and then got a bunch of free food and drinks with the giants, then left with a handful of pastries, I can understand how he convinced everyone that that was just a pillow in that garbage bag.
    His charisma stat is too high

    • @d1rtydan189
      @d1rtydan189 Год назад +43

      "He can't keep getting away with it!"

    • @Chase345-o8c
      @Chase345-o8c Год назад +4

      Y’all stay bouncing up and down on his cok 🤦‍♂️🤦‍♂️🤦‍♂️

    • @borpapant
      @borpapant Год назад

      @@Chase345-o8cdoes your mom look through your phone? is that why you can’t say cock?

    • @yourguysheppy
      @yourguysheppy Год назад +4

      INT 1
      CHA 10

    • @michaelmcarthur2944
      @michaelmcarthur2944 Год назад +11

      @@Chase345-o8c how did penis get brought into this

  • @notyetlemn
    @notyetlemn Год назад +417

    The poob hotel story is the most insane shit I've heard in a while, and I thought the fact that he tried to assimilate into a graduate program was deranged.

    • @AllenGray47
      @AllenGray47 Год назад +49

      For real, he needs a series of short films based off these stories

    • @JC-ul6cw
      @JC-ul6cw Год назад +18

      What episode was that story again it was hilarious

    • @beni6216
      @beni6216 Год назад +14

      He definitely maxed out charisma

    • @Noah_Pearson
      @Noah_Pearson Год назад +41

      @@JC-ul6cw Episode 53 and his story starts at 57:19

    • @raccoonabuser468
      @raccoonabuser468 Год назад +20

      @@Noah_Pearson Hey King, you dropped this 👑

  • @Greenboy841
    @Greenboy841 Год назад +783

    10 minutes in poobs already carrying the podcast with a breathtaking story about him being an alcoholic

    • @selectionn
      @selectionn Год назад +30

      its every episode now

    • @austinsavage5962
      @austinsavage5962 Год назад

      “Yeah so i was drunk at 7am and this bitch came out of nowhere saying my screaming was waking up her kid”
      I imagine them sitting right underneath the kids bedroom window

    • @_You_Are_Not_Him_
      @_You_Are_Not_Him_ Год назад +6

      Truly inspiring

    • @CharlieWhite101
      @CharlieWhite101 Год назад +19

      Tbh I think he swaps out what he’s actually doing with alcohol, some things in his stories seem a little much for drinking
      Give me alcohol and I’ll be out till 2-3 in the morning
      Give me some coke and I’ll be turning up at sunrise with two strangers in an apartment that isn’t mine

    • @joeyyatti3406
      @joeyyatti3406 Год назад +3

      Poobs funny but just him talking more doesnt mean he carry shit

  • @Jay-tj7rk
    @Jay-tj7rk Год назад +325

    Damn you Poob, providing 80% of this podcast's content. Give him a raise

  • @zoug2529
    @zoug2529 Год назад +601

    Poob's out here actually getting shit on for carrying the podcast this is hilarious

    • @_SKUNT_14
      @_SKUNT_14 Год назад +24

      Nah poob has pretty good stories

  • @Charlie-nc3cp
    @Charlie-nc3cp Год назад +607

    The state of the patreon is giving me strong vibes that Poob and Bryan have gained full control of the audience and are turning them against Sam

  • @xxx_epic_sniper_xxx2.021
    @xxx_epic_sniper_xxx2.021 Год назад +499

    Poob not being able to comprehend someone being mad about 2 loud aggressive men screaming at probably 6am

    • @nines8269
      @nines8269 Год назад +11

      Shut up Karen

    • @GregoryMcStevens
      @GregoryMcStevens Год назад +69

      Then threatening an old man what a Chad

    • @scubasteve7323
      @scubasteve7323 Год назад

      Should have told that Karen it’s wrong to discriminate against an autistic boy!

    • @austinsavage5962
      @austinsavage5962 Год назад +26

      If the sun is up close your fuckin window honestly

    • @PolumbiusTheThird
      @PolumbiusTheThird Год назад +8

      Most people are awake by then

  • @doga5899
    @doga5899 Год назад +124

    I love how as this podcast goes on, Sam and Poobs minds are deteriorating while Brian is becoming the ceo of a tech company

  • @lightvgen8209
    @lightvgen8209 Год назад +561

    Poob and pals release another banger podcast

  • @justsomedude5591
    @justsomedude5591 Год назад +151

    Poob and Sam in previous episodes: “Guns shouldn’t be so easily accessible, not all people have good judgement or sound minds to use them.”
    Poob and Sam this episode: “yeah so I was doing room clearing with a loaded gun while I was high as shit”

    • @ting4758
      @ting4758 Год назад +41

      Rules for thee and not for me

    • @oldtimetinfoilhatwearer
      @oldtimetinfoilhatwearer Год назад +11

      Just how God intended

    • @charleswesesky747
      @charleswesesky747 Год назад +6

      These are not hypocritical statements. I would even say that one proves the other.

    • @Adventure3Man
      @Adventure3Man Год назад +2

      ​@@charleswesesky747technically 10 years in federal prison for owning a gun and smoking weed

    • @MrCheezeNip
      @MrCheezeNip Год назад

      aren't handguns banned in Chicago?

  • @bloopdeboop1707
    @bloopdeboop1707 Год назад +31

    Hearing poob gaslight a struggling family for having some issue with him and his friends screaming outside is truly an amazing experience, thanks to poob and those two other moving pictures for this.

  • @blakechildress944
    @blakechildress944 Год назад +127

    I like how Poob laughs at Abbey for getting scared and crying but also got spooked by a mannequin in his own house.

    • @jaredbowman7764
      @jaredbowman7764 Год назад +5

      Well she was sober (probably) and he was tripping on a high.

  • @jchenko
    @jchenko Год назад +105

    Love the new format with the backgrounds

  • @obscuresorrow3410
    @obscuresorrow3410 Год назад +84

    Considering going to twitchcon just to ask bizzle about his military service, sounds like he was a good NCO

    • @ajeje1996
      @ajeje1996 Год назад +16

      He has to be to most interesting man on Earth

    • @nicholasbrown668
      @nicholasbrown668 Год назад

      ​@Darkcode.RUclipswhat kind of gay shit?

  • @GregoryMcStevens
    @GregoryMcStevens Год назад +80

    Poob literally went from being bullied by Sam and Brian to being the only reason people still watch this podcast what a Chad

  • @jaakkohynninen4643
    @jaakkohynninen4643 Год назад +111

    Staltt you did a good job making the background with your own little hands!

  • @drewcastanon641
    @drewcastanon641 Год назад +54

    Aye Bryan went hard this episode, thanks Stalt.

  • @coler6555
    @coler6555 Год назад +424

    Lol. They’re giving Poob shit for talking too long, but he is the only good story teller on the podcast.

    • @cgigammez5749
      @cgigammez5749 Год назад +78

      He is also the only one with a life

    • @Vantaz
      @Vantaz Год назад +53

      idk watch the solo Sam episodes, for some reason Sam just stopped trying to tell stories after getting Poob on the podcast lol

    • @A.Mortem
      @A.Mortem Год назад +47

      @@Vantaz yeah I miss Sam just rambling about dumb shit lol. It's why I watch his content, he's a good story teller and he's just fun to listen to

    • @rawniew
      @rawniew Год назад +29

      Brian hard carrying the podcast for real

    • @juliusevola4135
      @juliusevola4135 Год назад +17

      @Darkcode it gave him an air of ego like no other

  • @Corzappy
    @Corzappy Год назад +13

    The fact that Poob just goes out and walks his way into the most absurd shit is absolutely hilarious.
    I dream of being charismatic enough to just converse my way into random shit.

  • @serpicopiu3591
    @serpicopiu3591 Год назад +39

    I aspire to be as charismatic as Poob

    • @unorubbertoe
      @unorubbertoe Год назад +13

      I aspire to be as charismatic as Bryan

    • @Taschip
      @Taschip Год назад +7

      @@unorubbertoe Bryan 😍😍

  • @hehehbonkz6643
    @hehehbonkz6643 Год назад +60

    Bryan's so slim now my goat fr

    • @hehehbonkz6643
      @hehehbonkz6643 Год назад +15

      Also good topic next time for like 10 minutes on how bry is the most handsome host on the podcast (real)

    • @thegreatkhan3191
      @thegreatkhan3191 Год назад

      @Tre Appalachian Wild Man is erotic

  • @chadhill455
    @chadhill455 Год назад +34

    Someone give Poob an unlimited supply of alcohol so he gets us more stories

    • @ieatpaint2192
      @ieatpaint2192 Год назад +11

      He does have that voodoo ranger sponsorship

    • @selectionn
      @selectionn Год назад +2

      @@ieatpaint2192 yes he does
      its a match made in heaven

  • @VivianEmberton
    @VivianEmberton Год назад +9

    Imagining Sam armed with a pistol walking around the house like solid snake... lol

  • @Silver-yt5fd
    @Silver-yt5fd Год назад +61

    BROO the coonskin hat is fucking awesome. I have one and been wearing it for a few weeks and feel like an absolute rodent slayer

  • @ArmandoTheWanderer
    @ArmandoTheWanderer Год назад +7

    Poob is living that Seinfeld lifestyle Georging his way into a Giants breakfast at a hotel he's not staying at lmao.

  • @Greaseemonster
    @Greaseemonster Год назад +23

    I buy the Patreon for a month about every year, save the videos, and unsubscribe for another year, works well so far

    • @hardtailfails
      @hardtailfails Год назад +12

      I won’t give in until I’m on my death bed and all the content has been released

  • @subill
    @subill Год назад +27

    Poob has the thickest moustache i have ever seen. Cant stop looking at it

    • @CharlieWhite101
      @CharlieWhite101 Год назад +5

      Literally last episode has harley from epic meal time and his moustache is the thickest

    • @CharlieWhite101
      @CharlieWhite101 Год назад

      @@subill hmm okay then

  • @cody3335
    @cody3335 Год назад +63

    Can we get Bryan a mask because ever since he’s shown his face he’s just been existing lol.

  • @elemenz888
    @elemenz888 Год назад +8

    Poob is the wildest 8 year old to ever escape from the set of Deadwood.
    In spite of obviously failing to assimilate to modern society, I commend him for not forgetting his roots.

  • @scumbaggo
    @scumbaggo Год назад +17

    I can't be the only one asking for Sam Hyde. Use that Harley connection and get his ass in here!

  • @jynflyn3650
    @jynflyn3650 Год назад +4

    5:33 Holy shit Poob is an actual villain

  • @notliterallyme
    @notliterallyme Год назад +17

    I was in tears laughing and nearly pissed myself at poob's scary story jesus christ that was amazing

  • @dolphin8815
    @dolphin8815 Год назад +20

    This Poob fellow is a fantastic guest.

  • @TM-ss7hn
    @TM-ss7hn Год назад +8

    i always said, poob is unironically great at improv and is extremely entertaining. guy could be a comedian lowkey

  • @hinesvillebass6742
    @hinesvillebass6742 Год назад +3

    The 3rd time they tell the marmalade packet story on this podcast. It's just 3 old men having the same conversations. That's why I love this podcast

  • @cgigammez5749
    @cgigammez5749 Год назад +35

    The dog sleeping with sam and abby confirms the no sex life theory unless they are into freaky shit

    • @ukno9974
      @ukno9974 Год назад +5

      We're talking about the eel soup guy, right?

  • @ftw4twcs
    @ftw4twcs Год назад +11

    I will only do patreon if we get stalltt and abby on the podcast

  • @JHamList
    @JHamList Год назад +2

    i was sitting up late one night gaming, bout 2 am or so, and i heard a weird noise from my spare room, and my immediate thought was "must have been my cat", then i looked down and realized my cat was on my lap, got up and went to check the spare room and when i peaked around the corner there was a dude halfway climbing through my window, he had knocked over a tv that was next to the window when he was trying to get in. I yelled my ass off at the top of my lungs and yeeted my beer bottle at his and ducked behind the doorway, he scrambled out and ran out and jumped my back fence, leaving a bare footprint mark on the wall.. scared the shit out of me.

  • @blue_doggey
    @blue_doggey Год назад +11

    Yo Stalltt…the hawk edit was pretty good, keep it up brother.

  • @OakNuggins
    @OakNuggins Год назад +2

    My god Poob, please do some standup.

  • @teal0161
    @teal0161 Год назад +11

    GIVE POOB MORE MONEY!

  • @jshanegarrett8371
    @jshanegarrett8371 Год назад +3

    Thank god for the timestamps it makes it a lot easier to show clips to my friends 💪

  • @SDLXVI
    @SDLXVI Год назад +9

    Sam Hyde and General Sam are getting closer.....please sam an interaction between Poob and Mr. Hyde would be golden

    • @colbylamon8316
      @colbylamon8316 Год назад +2

      I wouldn’t know what was real anymore

  • @lennywayes4245
    @lennywayes4245 Год назад +4

    The pitbull segment was a public service. I've told all of my family members and coworkers how to stop a dog attack now.

  • @StuGLyfe
    @StuGLyfe Год назад +4

    These poob stories are great, some of the best I have heard in awhile. Sam and Bryan need to see the writing on the wall and wise up.

  • @ParagonChumba
    @ParagonChumba Год назад +3

    10:30, we all told you poob was the villain you didn't want to listen.

  • @Noah_Pearson
    @Noah_Pearson Год назад +5

    Dont know if yall look at the patron youtube comments, but there are many of us who enjoyed the cider boyz and the other bonus content.

  • @alegit123456
    @alegit123456 Год назад +6

    Did Stallt edit Sam’s forehead? It looks noticeably taller

  • @Vantaz
    @Vantaz Год назад +11

    I kind of miss the longer episodes, but I guess that works better with guests

  • @WestCoastKurt
    @WestCoastKurt Год назад +5

    i like how bryans scary story is only three mintes long and right after poob goes off about his own scary story for over 4x that

  • @ianpigg1724
    @ianpigg1724 Год назад +4

    Been rolling joints at work all day waiting for this goddamn podcast

  • @tannertubbs6040
    @tannertubbs6040 Год назад +9

    I love poob

  • @topgunskrill1392
    @topgunskrill1392 Год назад +4

    It’s the fucking purple lamprey dude starting this rebellion

  • @sleepyproduction7166
    @sleepyproduction7166 Год назад +1

    This poob dude is my favorite, reminds me of my friend Scott. A mix of a comic and a comedian, says funny shit and says shit funny.
    And like Sam I have thought of exploiting his natural talent to share his hilarity with the world, except poob actually did it.

  • @declannugent7425
    @declannugent7425 Год назад +3

    you guys should advertise more, i love this podcast and i think a ton of other people will too.

  • @nextgen103
    @nextgen103 Год назад +2

    Poob went from not contributing & eating to full blown carrying lol

  • @nofillergamingknight7319
    @nofillergamingknight7319 Год назад +4

    Ive noticed something from comments. People really hate Brian. and let me tell you It's truly Disheartening that your Fanbase went from hating poob to now instead hating Brian.

  • @collinrobbin
    @collinrobbin Год назад +3

    @55:00 poob makes a sick wire reference this is why hes best host all hail PapaPoob

  • @humble1107
    @humble1107 Год назад +4

    Bring back the old intro clipshows with jippy music

  • @disabledmonkey5068
    @disabledmonkey5068 Год назад +2

    I have nothing in common with any of the gentlemen on this podcast but I find it so funny. Thanks for making me laugh

  • @venusmade
    @venusmade Год назад +2

    Comment Section:
    75% Poob
    10% Bizzle
    5% Abby
    5% Stalt
    4% Bryan
    1% Sam
    Comments Involving Sam:
    100% Forehead

  • @jacklloyd4376
    @jacklloyd4376 Год назад +6

    ive been quite self concious about my facial hair lately since its patchy and ive been trying to grow it out without looking like a slob. looking at sams thin pubestache makes me feel better about my far superior pubestache

    • @louiefennell7412
      @louiefennell7412 Год назад +1

      If you can’t grow it, don’t … simple man code

    • @andrewlavoie6034
      @andrewlavoie6034 Год назад

      @@louiefennell7412 True, but sometimes it takes a long time to grow

  • @nick53353
    @nick53353 Год назад +6

    Yo skinny Bryan is handsome.

  • @phill6253
    @phill6253 Год назад +3

    Its amazing how quickly AI generated images have gotten so many people involved in the conversation about how we define "Art" and how it can or should be valued.

  • @holymosey2556
    @holymosey2556 Год назад +1

    bryan taking a sip of his sodie when poob does 😁

  • @JustSomeDumbDude
    @JustSomeDumbDude Год назад +7

    Get Bizzle an editor because that Die of Laughter is amazing

  • @joshuapitts5598
    @joshuapitts5598 Год назад +3

    thanks for the podcast Staltt

  • @nelliott500
    @nelliott500 Год назад +3

    I really enjoyed the Cider Boyz podcasts and I hope we see more of them. Don't let the negativity lead the way just because it's the loudest.

  • @restinpst7048
    @restinpst7048 Год назад +3

    Sam Hyde said verbatim “he didn’t hurt me at all” in regards to the match 😂

  • @sage2500
    @sage2500 Год назад +1

    put this podcast on to fall asleep to but I literally just keep laughing out loud and my gut hurts

  • @fuzzydunlop7928
    @fuzzydunlop7928 Год назад +1

    As a security guard/bouncer, I can tell you that talking your ear off is the nice way of 1) keeping an eye on you 2) getting you to fuck off.

  • @christjesusmccheese7386
    @christjesusmccheese7386 Год назад +2

    Bryan really earning that bread on these podcasts

  • @codman5239
    @codman5239 Год назад +2

    why is brian starting to look like a gigachad

  • @yokozuma2
    @yokozuma2 Год назад +2

    Feels like a fever dream hearing the boys talk about Cumtown/TAFS.

  • @HelloKitty-ci9hk
    @HelloKitty-ci9hk Год назад +2

    I’ve never heard of another human that’s seen gentleman broncos ofc it would be poob that’s seen it 😭😂 a timeless classic

  • @boatwreks
    @boatwreks Год назад +2

    I’ve bought many of those lil fox scarf things from thrift stores. I name them. Ther my pets.

  • @juiccetin9014
    @juiccetin9014 Год назад +2

    So far it’s fighting over poobs amount of carrying the podcast, self loathing filled jokes, and or just freddie wong actually making it a normal podcast. That being said I love the poobcast

  • @Goodenough_media
    @Goodenough_media Год назад +2

    Poob coked out his mind 😂

    • @pineappleactavis420
      @pineappleactavis420 Год назад

      poob is 100% a closet tweaker. no way its just the alc making him act a fool like this

  • @_Brohan
    @_Brohan Год назад +6

    no more chapters? :(

    • @tylerc2857
      @tylerc2857 Год назад +1

      They'll probably be up soon, seems they don't always integrate them immediately on some episodes

    • @Stalltt
      @Stalltt Год назад +5

      @@tylerc2857 I pay someone else to make them because the last thing I want to do after finishing editing is to rewatch the whole thing again (timecodes are not final until render.)
      They don't always get to it right away, like this time when it was a day after

    • @tylerc2857
      @tylerc2857 Год назад +1

      @@Stalltt this was what I suspected. I know it's gotta be a long process going back and chaptering a few hours of nonsense

  • @cadelittle7365
    @cadelittle7365 Год назад +1

    Poobs hotel story is fr the funniest thing I have heard in a long time

  • @BodilyFunction
    @BodilyFunction Год назад +6

    the breadcrumbs taste like sugar and the bread tastes like dirt.

  • @snorkisnork
    @snorkisnork Год назад +1

    "i want him to get hurt" lmao this is why i watch

  • @krawnixbudz
    @krawnixbudz Год назад +1

    Poob really is insane lmao

  • @marcus5202
    @marcus5202 Год назад

    Poob and Sam have a stowaway in the back there

  • @aidanfrey9697
    @aidanfrey9697 Год назад +4

    I love poobs podcast, his cohosts are pretty cool too i guess

  • @millhider
    @millhider Год назад

    LITERALLY CRYING AT THE HAWK STORY XD

  • @Notpoop906
    @Notpoop906 Год назад

    poob eating pastries and continental breakfast on the San Francisco Giant's dime LOL

  • @cre8ivecat23
    @cre8ivecat23 Год назад +2

    Poob is everything I wish to be

  • @chungothemungo6315
    @chungothemungo6315 Год назад +1

    Poob is the only one we care ab. He can talk all he wants

  • @iMadeMyLastUsernameWhenIWas14
    @iMadeMyLastUsernameWhenIWas14 Год назад +3

    Poob is a pretty good story teller to be fair, if you got a good story share it. good content

  • @Carpondro14
    @Carpondro14 Год назад +3

    Can tell alot of work into that background, good work

  • @Taschip
    @Taschip Год назад +2

    Bizzle is unironically handsome

  • @Carlos-ui5dx
    @Carlos-ui5dx Год назад +1

    Did Poob just said put the "clip" in?

  • @directsnack5043
    @directsnack5043 Год назад +1

    can never get to much of poob story telling!

  • @gunplahunter8287
    @gunplahunter8287 Год назад +2

    I'd recommend Poob for best co-host at the podcast awards 22'

  • @mikewazouski1717
    @mikewazouski1717 Год назад +1

    Poob made this episode. Praise Donut.

  • @-Kepka
    @-Kepka Год назад +5

    Pitbulls are good dogs.

    • @clarnus3712
      @clarnus3712 Год назад +7

      Other than the toddler mauling part

    • @LeoScott
      @LeoScott Год назад +7

      Other than being responsible for the majority of dog attacks part they're great. Tbf I think part of that is due to poor ownership, but they also just tend to be inherently violent dogs.

  • @ASpoopyGhosty
    @ASpoopyGhosty Год назад +2

    Stalltt is the GOAT

  • @sleepyproduction7166
    @sleepyproduction7166 Год назад +1

    No not every American has a shooter story. It’s not as bad as the media says, especially when you see the ones with fed ties you can basically write those off as federal training or whatever.

  • @anonthe-third2367
    @anonthe-third2367 Год назад +2

    Sam describing the house of the scorpion's plot

    • @LC-iw3ll
      @LC-iw3ll Год назад +1

      I was probably too young to read that book in 5th grade lmao