Patrice O'Neal on Movies 11 - Steven Seagal
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- Опубликовано: 6 июн 2024
- Audio from the Opie and Anthony Show
with Gregg “Opie” Hughes, and Anthony Cumia
Steven Seagal: Lawman (TV) (0:00)
Under Siege 2 (1:13)
Under Siege (1:41) (3:03)
Marked for Death (3:46)
On Deadly Ground (4:17)
Hard To Kill (4:20)
Fire Down Below (4:23)
Above the Law (4:25)
Fire Down Below (4:39)
Under Siege (5:15)
The Glimmer Man (5:31)
Half Past Dead (5:40)
Executive Decision (6:03)
Under Siege 2 (6:20)
Exit Wounds (6:33)
Ticker (6:39)
Fire Down Below (7:07)
Mercenary for Justice (7:21) 
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"he trains the people that train people that train people. he trains the trainers! what is he doing on my train?" ... the G.O.A.T.
Does that mean-go at the throats?😂
Randall Petroelje going for the jugular.
LMAO
😂😂🤣🤣
😂😂😂😂
"They let the Jamaican guy HIT HIM.... But then he broke him in half and threw him down an elevator shaft"
That sounded like an exaggerated memory from the film, but then you see it... It's literally what happened...
bepaetzold, Lul
MrMartena56 haha wow so good
MrMartena56 lol exactly
MrMartena56 lol same thing I thought
Marked for death was a good bad movie ahead of it's time
"something something for something"
thanks man. Patrice lives forever in these.
"Watch Out Muthafucka" HAHAHA
Something For Something 2: Something Else
Marked for Direct-to-Cable. 😝
@@Doomreb something something for something 3: something got to give
@@premiumnetwork1953 LOL
This man had a photographic memory for movies.
Casey "Fucking" Ryback. my favorite line.
Patrice O’Neal was one of the most hilarious people to ever be on this planet, but he’s also one of the best movie critics of all time. The dude should have had his own show talking about movies!
Absolutely
Yeah! I just want to listen to him talk about movies some more…😁
Patrice would have the biggest podcast on earth if he was still alive.
I’d love to have seen a movie podcast him with Louie and Otto.
Bro…his throw away quips are beyond today’s greats of comedy. Example: “sword steak knife fight” “Dinosaur Forest” “the I’m late for work 500” 😭😭😭
I love that Patrice could pull out Everett McGill's name.
I know him as Big Ed lol
I'm surprised he referenced him from his role in Silver Bullet instead of Quest for Fire. There's a equally hilarious clip out there of Patrice talking about getting horny at the caveman-fucking in that movie.
@@rustcohle8638 I know what you're talking about, and then he made that line that just killed me, he said Ron Pearlman without makeup LOL
That weird bondage outfit/shotgun dude from People Under The Stairs
@@iscream2232 that's where i know him from
*low voice* “Zabba zabba zabba”..... those three words will forever define Steven Seagal’s career for me lmao
🤣 that shit was gold
It literally sounds like how he talks, lmao
Steven Seagal - “I just read the best script I’ve ever read in my life
Rob Schneider - “oh really, who wrote it?”
Steven Seagal - “I did!”
You tell that cun………
"But then he broke him in half and threw him down an elevator shaft." LMAO
So good
Screwface was one of the best 90s villains.
God we need Patrice back.
If there's a next life.
"Something, something, for Something" LOL!!
Imagine a modern day Patrice with a podcast wow, he died too soon. He would've taken Joe Rogans spot at #1 for sure
Oh yeah
Why? Rogan has been doing his podcast for something like 20 years now; and started before Patrice passed.
I love Patrice, but you're selling Rogan short; and pitting people against each other that *you don't know,* and who probably were friends.
he would not have the same audience
@@Thesajlem Once again, why? The audience hasn't gone anywhere, and Patrice was one of the funniest people to ever live.
Idk. Not a big fan of Joe's but there's lots of people on Joe's show that Patrice would've never invited onto his. Could you picture a conversation between Patrice and Jordan Peterson? I actually can't imagine Patrice seriously discussing something not related to women.
Patrice always is able to perfectly capture the speaking essence of these larger than life action heroes. Stallone, Arnold, Sam Jackson, Seagal, all hilariously done.
wow that is a huge amount of work you did billy. those edits were tight A+
Word. Bless up bruh
"he trains the people who train people that train people! he trains the trainers! what is he doing on my FUCKING TRAIN?!"
Billy Nunez is now the best person on the internet.
Thanks for these man awesome work.
"zabba zabba zabba"
i laughed so hard at this i couldn't breath for a short time. Patrice is just fucking funny
Fucking patrice man. I swear to god he had me dying
If Seagal is in on his own joke, he's the coolest person who EVER lived.
Batboy999 he's not
No chance
Problem is, he's not
He's not even the coolest person in the room when he's in a port-a-potty.
He's not lol
"He trains the people that train the people that train the people! What is he doing on my fucking train?"
"They let the Jamaican guy HIT HIM... But then he broke him in half and threw him down an elevator shaft..." XD XD XD
The Dark Knight funniest delivery wow Patrice had a photographic memory with movies.
From randomly searching RUclips to finding all these videos about Patrice’s knowledge on all these movies is the stuff I live for.
Miss you big man. The world wasn't ready for your knowledge. RIP the GOAT.
A sword steak knife fight lol
The audio of this is hilarious, but the visuals make it that much more entertaining.
The amount of information that Patrice could access on a dime was unbelievable especially when it comes to movies and the actors names!
I could sit for hours and talk movies with Patrice, you can tell he was a huge film buff
This makes me sad af man he explains movies in the funniest ways R.I.P the Greatest
Your the Allan palin for Patrice I liiiiiiiike top work bro
lmao hell yeah
Awesome work, and respect to Patrice. He was one of a kind, and we will only have one of his type of dude in our lifetime.
Fire down below was funny. An under cover federal agent shows up wearing a long black leather coat and he supposed to be a carpenter and nobody in that little town thinks it's strange from the start.
Patrice has been gone for years and Im still listening like he just dropped a new special
I think the way Patrice explains the “Casey Fucking Ryback??” thing is also why John Wick is so cool. Like when the mob boss just drops being mad at the mechanic for slapping his son when he finds out that he slapped him because he stole John Wick’s car. Your character is way cooler when they’re already a legend before the movie starts. “He’s the man you send to kill the fucking boogeyman.”
I had Under Siege 2 on VHS. Absoluely love this movie
I wish I could listen to Patrice review all of the early Steven Seagal films. "Good-Bad Movies," the perfect way to sum them up, Patrice was just the fuckin best.
Its crazy I can literally watch this all day
Broke him in half then threw him down an elevator shaft. Lmaoooooooooo I haven't laughed that hard in a while!
Thanks for making these. I freakin' loved Patrice. Gone way too soon :(
"A sword, steak knife fight" 😂🤣😅😆😁
after i saw this i had to go see Above The Law & Hard To Kill...like Patrice said great bad movies
I love both those movies 😂🤣
Something Scott Galloway talks about is that it takes courage to leave the stage while the crowd is still cheering
4:29
"Something something for something"
Patrice talking about movies is gold. Patrice talking about bad movies is platinum.
RIP Patrice. Man he was soo damn funny.
"I'm the mighty Thor.
Clotheslining motherfuckers, like Steven Seagal."
- Big Pun
"Something, Something For Something.."
My sides are in orbit RN 🤭
Thank you for the visuals
love your stuff man, patrice would've too
I love how Patrice knew all the loser names. Everett Mcgill!
Omg exactly
Everett McGill isn't a loser
Ed Hurley
I think he means bad guys
HES THE GUY THAT TRAINS THE TRAINERS
... WHAT THE HELL IS HE DOING KILLING PEOPLE ON MY TRAIN. FUCKING BRILLIANT! RIP PATRICE :-(
Thanks for the upload. Great job. Really great job!!!!!!!! On all of them
I love how genuine Patrice is. Opie & Anothony are just tooo coool to admit those first 5 or 6 Seagal films are fuckin clasisics
This was great.. miss brother Patrice.. thanks for this!!!!!
Patrice’s movie knowledge is insane.
Keep making these. They're legit!
"Watch out muthafucka" 😂😂😂😂😲😲
Thank You Billy.
video like this is what youtube was made for
These are great!
He trains the people who train the people who train the people! He trains the trainers, what the fuck is he doing on my train!
". . .the Jamaican guy, but then he broke him in half and threw him down the elevator shaft. . ." LOL
Executive Decision - I remember buying that when I was a 15 year old kid on VHS from a used electronics shop and remember being so excited to see a seagal film I hadn't seen before.
Him dying right away was one of the most shocking moments in film for me at that point in my life 😆, because like Patrice said "he never gets his ass beat".
Right, That's a great film. I heard he was originally suppose to be john leguizamo's character. But when he found out he was second to Kurt Russell, he wanted out because his ego is the size of a watermelon.
@@TJ-fe7rr didn't know that. I know his head was supposed to explode because of the plane losing pressure but they had to rewrite it.
Patrice’s breakdowns of movies are incredible any reviews that draw attention (even when he’s talking shit about em) I always keep it in my head so I can check it out lol makes you wanna watch em
You guys Steven Seagald it! Thanks 🙏 I love it. I laughed till I just about cried and pissed myself!!😂🤣👍
Really great videos!
This video is AWESOME
"He trains the people that train people that train people!! He trains the the trainers!! Whats he doing on my fucking train???!"
You're doing the Lord's work.
Man thanks for honoring Patrice, adding the clips of what they're talking about just adds to it. Lmao
I love seagel movies. Great action. Great story telling. Even the bad ones are genuinely entertaining and interesting
Thank you
Please keep making these.
Bless you, laddie!!!!
Steven Seagal was actually legit up until he started "acting" and quite some time before movies started cutting like crazy in fightscenes.
So in the beginning, he really was able to show that at least his style of Aikido -if you really know what you're doing and tweak it a little- can be quite effective against unsuspecting, presumptuous bullies as an element of surprise and even today he still is one of the highest ranking Aikidoka in the world (I've been practicing Aikido for about a decade now, he actually knows or at least knew his sh*t) but then he really started "acting", his form and technique rapidly decreased and ended up where it is today: a useless show just as bad as his acting.
In his very first movie "Above the law", all of his fight scenes were like his training sessions and in fact he did some of them with his students who knew how to react to his techniques and fall without having wrists and limbs broken and stuff.
Still a conceited dick, though.
Goddamn Patrice and I would've had killer movie nights
Everett McGill, same guy in Quest for Fire. Also played Stilgar in DUNE
I changed my Facebook password to Steven Seagal once and Facebook rejected it because it was too weak.
Patrice knew the name of the actor who played the villain in Under Seige 2 off the top of his head. Everett McGill. Patrice's mental roladex is 2nd to no one
he let em hit him...then he broke him in half and through em down a elevator shaft hahahah
Damn I still miss Patrice. RIP Big man ones of the funniest mofo’s ever.
I’m a 41 year old man & every black person I know loves Steven Segal.
Out for Justice is my favorite movie of all time.
John Leguizamo had a great steven seagal story. Always wonder why seagal signed up to die in the first 5 minutes of executive decision.
He didn't want to get killed and held up production until they wrote a new death scene.
Love the Seagal positivity here. It’s so hack to pick on him - much more difficult and rewarding to find his praiseworthy aspects.
Patrice. Legend
Mr. P spittin’ fire on Steven Seagal movies. I gotta watch some of these.
I was and am still a fan of Under Siege 2.
2 essential rules when using aikido. 1. Practice using proper technique. 2. Akido works anytime you've got a good foot and 100 lbs on your opponent.
It's amazing how many syllables he gets out of Aikido lol. He's saying "Ha-a-ha-kai-eee-do."
"Something Something for Something".
😆🤣😂
He was a Warewolf in the Silver Bullet. KC Ryback the cook! Great video my friend.
Something for something! 😝
"something for something" I could listen to him talk movies all day long
This makes me want to rewatch “Watch Out Motherfucker” again.
R.I.P Patrice
Thank you for making me laugh my tits off, on my own & with loved ones. Thank you for bringing NWO to our attention. 4eva a fan, funny man 😪
God Bless Patrice O'Neal
For a moment there, i thought your avatar pic read "Dinosaur Forest".
I love how there's no negative comment on any Patrice O'neal videos. You wont find a negative comment on any videos.
3:36 I noticed that too
Everett McGill is also George Clooney's name in O! Brother, Where Art Thou. Like everyone, Silver Bullet greatly inspired the Coen's lives.
0:30 Steven for putting back the "harm" into Harmony.